TASTE THE GRILL FIRED DIFFERENCE! HELPING YOU READ BETWEEN THE LINES--THROUGH MOVIES--EXAMPLES: (1) THE HUSBAND SHE MET ONLINE (EXAMPLE OF SHELLEY AND HER TWO MAMA'S BOYS--THE WOMAN SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE, RICH BITCH--MOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY, STOLE IDENTITY, LAW LICENSE, FAMILY, MONEY!); (2) SERIES OF MOVIES WITH TELLING TITLES: (A) RETURN TO ZERO (NO LIFE WITHOUT BEING ME, ZERO'S); (B) DEVIOUS MAIDS--CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP (PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, I REJECT MEN, THEY HOOK UP WITH THE MAIDS, SAY THEY ARE ALL JOANN--DIVIDE UP MY LIFE, CLAIM MY KIDS); (C) PROJECT RUNWAY: JUNIOR (GOING FOR ROCK STAR SON, ELLIOT, "GOD'S REVOLVER, MARALOKA, PARALLAX, THE DITCH & THE DELTA, WORST FRIENDS--$$$$$$$$$--RESIDUAL INCOME, MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME, REST OF THEIR LIVES, MOBSTERS--EZ MONEY!"); (3) DON'T WAKE MOMMY (2015) (DEVIOUS MAIDS, BABY FAKE, BABY EXCHANGE . . . TRASH REAL MOM, CLAIM BABY IS THEIRS, BURY UNDER 6 COUPLES, SO REAL MOM, NOT EVEN CONNECTED--TRULY HORRIFYING IN THE STEPS TAKEN, MANIPULATE, FABRICATE, ORCHESTRATE, AND IT IS REAL!); AND (4) MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? (1996) LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGER BRETT, INSECURE, CAN'T TAKE REJECTION, KILLS HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND, MAKES EVERY GIRL AFTER THAT, BE HER--CHANGE HAIR EVEN, WIGS, KAY IS BALD . . . KILLER STEALS IDENTITY, OF HIGH SCHOOL RIVAL, THEN KILLS HIM TOO, TO PROTECT I.D. THEFT (WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME? ALLOWED OTHERS TO USE MY IDENTITY, THEN I CAME BACK, 9 YEARS LATER, HAD TO NOT JUST INJURE, BUT KILL, TO PROTECT THE LIARS), DUDE GOES FROM ONE GIRLFRIEND TO THE OTHER, USING POWER AND CONTROL, NEW IDENTITY . . . SERIAL KILLER, PSYCHOPATH, CHARMING, GOOD LOOKING, POSSESSIVE, WANTS TO ISOLATE GIRL OR WOMAN, KEEP ALL TO HIMSELF . . . "I DON'T HAVE A LIFE WITHOUT YOU." MARRIED 18 MONTHS, 10 YEARS LATER, INVADED EVERY AREA OF MY LIFE, STILL USING WOMEN TO REPLACE ME! BRING IT! BABY GENIUS. THE RAP GAME . . . FUN HOMEWORK FOR INVESTIGATORS, GOOD MOVIES FOR THE REST OF YOU NEW COMERS! I MISSED NEARLY 20 YEARS OF MOVIES, SO THEY ARE ALMOST ALL NEW TO ME . . . MANY TV MOVIES, BASED ON REAL LIFE EVENTS. A COUPLE MORE LAYERS DEEPER, INTO GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAST 15 YEARS, SINCE THE ONSET OF IDENTITY THEFT AND BEYOND, CLAIMING TO BE ME!

Connecting Blogger to Blog--Pics Taken at Billings Hardee's Today

This the journal I bought, while in Missoula a month ago, from Barnes and Noble, would be on Walmart Money Card Charge . . . It was like, $10.98 and I purchased Godiva Chocolates too, for a total of about $13.59.  This is the journal I take all my notes in for my blog.  There are probably the last months blog titles, movies, notes, newspaper articles, places, dates, and times . . . I have that with me now.  Ask doubles to produce this piece of evidence, with all the writing in it.  Nice Valentine's Day look too!  LOL.  I have this journal in my navy green and black backpack!

Notes I took today, 2/1/2016 . . . You can see the titles, and some of the ideas I wrote down as I watched the movies.

I paid in cash, so this will not show up on my card, but, as you can see, I was there, noting the red table tops.

Not my favorite picture, or selfie, but, you can see and match, the orange, Poverello fund raiser hat, I was wearing in this picture, I took at Barnes and Noble, like a week or so ago, and the same black and teal jacket, that is in the picture I took I think, both at the Montana/Billings Woman's and Child Rescue Mission, at the Riverstone Clinic where I got shot today, and in this picture, where I bought the Live, Laugh, Love Journal, but I bought it before this picture was taken, by a few weeks.

RESUME OF JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D.

Constitutional Law Attorney

406.218.1777

jobessco.aka.joann.s.secrist@gmail.com

PROFESSIONAL LICENSES:  Former Utah State Bar Association, U.S. Federal District Court of the District of Utah Bar, and current 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, and United States Supreme Court Bar, Utah Secondary Teaching Certificate

EDUCATION:  B.S., English/Communications/Teaching, Weber State University, 1986; Juris Doctorate, J. Reuben Clark Law School, Brigham Young University

EMPLOYMENT & EXPERIENCE:  Former staff attorney, Utah Prosecution Council, Criminal Enforcement Division, Utah Attorney General’s Office; assistant attorney general, administration, Utah Attorney General’s Office, over three statewide programs: constituent service, victim assistance and community programs, 13 staff and 1800 volunteers; assistant attorney general, Driver License and Health Divisions, Utah Attorney General’s Office; staff attorney, Utah Division of Aging, state of Utah; general counsel, Utah Medical Association; Louisell Intern, Americans United for Life, Chicago, Illinois; high school teacher, graphic artist, state of Utah; teaching, substitute teaching, landscaping, housekeeping,  and waitressing (high school & college employment)

UNIVERSITY ADJUNCT & PROFESSOR EMPLOYMENT & EXPERIENCE:  adjunct professor of argumentation and research, English Department, Utah Valley University (4 yrs); professor of family law, Family Studies Department, Brigham Young University; and family law professor, Family & Consumer Studies Department, University of Utah (7 yrs combined); director of satellite tutoring in the dorms, Weber State University

TEACHING & LEGAL WRITING EXPERIENCE:  two years legal writing instructor for small sections torts, research assistant: tort, water law, weather modification, family law and constitutional law.  Published 8 articles on GoArticles, and Bad Ass Con Law Chick Blog, 155 million hit on Google

PROFESSIONAL PUBLICATIONS:  DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 101: A User Friendly Manual for Prosecutors & Law Enforcement on Domestic Violence & Sexual Assault, award for national model, under the Violence Against Women Act, given in Washington, D.C., by President Clinton, graphic being used and adapted for Human Body Trafficking, by Department of Justice and states attorney generals; POWERS & DUTIES OF COUNTY ATTORNEYS, a training manual for newly elected and current county attorneys in Utah; A HOLISTIC APPROACH TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE FOR HEALTH CARE PROVIDERS, published in the University of Utah Medical School, Annual Review; 8 articles published on GoArticles, various political comments

PERSONAL INTERESTS & FAMILY:  politics, writing, public speaking, hiking, camping, golfing. Widow, I Corp. Marine; 4 children: oldest daughter, Intelligence, U.S. Navy, Navy Hall of Fame, master degree, natural resource management, married, Navy SEAL, 3 children; second daughter, Air Force, military linguist, Spanish, #1 in class, almost master degree, International Relations, married, Army, linguist in Arabic, 2 children; oldest son, manager for national computer company, cover 300 magazines, newspapers, and professional journals, create files for movie stars, politicians and companies, wife too, 1 child; and youngest son, student at U of U, rock star, 3 CD deal with Sony, subsidiary, Translation Lost, accepted Berkeley School of Music, Boston, waiter, Blue Plate, SLC, Utah.

ME, MY KIDS, MY EDUCATION, MY EXPERIENCE, MY LICENSES!

Arrest Devious Maids, and the Cops, in this Devious, Celebrity Wife Swap!

Fillings May Be Hot, But They Are Not Me! They Can Be Famous, By Any Other Name, Their Own Kids, Their Own Credentials, and Fuck the Guys!