SUPER SLEUTH, GOD ON INTEL, YOUTUBE GODS . . . BRETT & KAY, AKA, BONNIE & CLYDE, SCHMEAR TEAM, "WE ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT!" A BILLION DOLLAR HEIST! WORTH IT? FUCK YEAH! LIKE SHELLEY SAID, GET RICH, OR DIE TRYING! THE SAD THING IS, ALL OF THESE GUYS, HAD THE LOOKS, THE BRAINS, THE TALENT, THE CHARM, TO DO ABOUT ANYTHING, BUT THEY WANTED IT ALL FOR NOTHING! WHAT A WASTE OF HUMAN TALENT! BUT, WHO HAS FIGURED OUT THE "CRIMINAL MIND" YET? THE BIG QUESTION, IS ALWAYS, WHY? THEY ALL WANTED SOMETHING FOR NOTHING, SKIP THE WORK STAGE, GO STRAIGHT TO THE "WE GET TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER STAGE." OH, NO YOU DON'T, NOT ON MY LAURELS, MY FAMILY, MY RESUME, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!!!! SO, HERE WE ARE, AND I THINK THIS NEXT "TRUE CRIME" VIDEO WILL PIT, JOANN S. SECRIST V. JOANNE SECRIST, AKA, KAY BURNINGHAM, ONE AGAINST ANOTHER, BUT WE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT THE REAL FACTS, NOT TAKING HER PAST AND MINE, WEAVING INTO ONE, AND MAKING HER, A SUPER STAR, RATHER THAN THE CRIMINAL MIND SHE IS! IT IS SHOCKING HOW AMAZING A FEW WORDS FROM A BLOG, CAN PULL UP THE NEXT STEP IN MY INVESTIGATION, IN PROVING MY OWN CASE, WITH KAY A BOSS AT ONE OF THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES, THAT SHOULD HAVE SOLVED THIS CASE, STOPPED IT, DONE A BACKGROUND CHECK, OR FIGURED IT OUT . . . AND OTHER THAN, 100% PURE INCOMPETENCE, THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THEM FUCKING THIS UP, WITH ALMOST 800 BLOGS, LISTING WHERE, WHAT, HOW, AND WHO, I AM . . . DENIAL, DENIAL, DENIAL . . . THEY SIMPLY DID NOT WANT TO GIVE UP, THE "PRIDE" OF THE FEDERAL COP SHOPS, "ME!" IN ALL FAIRNESS, I WOULD SAY, THAT KAY, WHILE GLOBBING ONTO ME, IN A 7TH GRADE SCIENCE CLASS, SAYING SHE NEEDED TO BE MY PARTNER, KNOWING HER STAR WAS, HAS BEEN, AND IS ATTACHED TO MY STAR, ACTUALLY GOING BEYOND, JUST BEING A FRIEND, TO ACTUALLY, BECOMING ME, IN THIS SICK TALE OF TWISTS, JEALOUSY, ENVY, SIBLING RIVALRY, POISON, FAMILY BRAGGING RIGHTS, GOVERNMENT, MAFIA, CRIMINAL REHABILITATION PROGRAMS, PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS, ROCK STAR STATUS SON'S, COPS KIDS, JEALOUS, REPLACEMENTS, TO STEAL MONEY, FAME, NOTORIETY, GLOBAL POWER AND RECOGNITION, AND A SHIT LOAD OF CASH! DATELINE 48 HOURS MYSTERY MOMMY DEAREST FALL EPISODE 2015, THAT PUTS THE STORIES OF TWO VERY PRETTY YOUNG WOMEN, ONE FOCUSED ON BEAUTY PAGEANTS, GLAMOUR--TRUMP--A SCHOOL TEACHER, WHO TAKES YOUNG WOMEN UNDER HER ARM, AND HELPS HER LITTLE GIRLS, WIN BEAUTY PAGEANTS, HER TRUE PASSION IN LIFE! AND THE OTHER YOUNG WOMAN, TOTALLY FOCUSED ON CAREER, MAKING A NAME FOR HERSELF, MOVING UP, WITH PROMOTIONS, TOTALLY SAFETY ORIENTED, BUT VERY DEFINITELY HER PARENT'S PRIDE AND JOY, DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL . . . YES, AT ONE TIME, MY FATHER KEPT COPIES OF EVERYTHING I DID, FROM "UTAH PROSECUTOR" MONTHLY NEWSLETTERS, COPIES OF MY AWARD WINNING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT MANUAL, TO LETTERS THANKING ME AFTER I WAS POISONED FOR SAVING THE DOCTORS FROM FRAUD INVESTIGATIONS FOR UP CODING, BILLING GOVERNMENT MEDICAL PROGRAMS MORE THAN THEY SHOULD, OR ALLEGEDLY. BUT, MUCH LIKE WAS THE CASE IN MY YOUNGER YEARS, I WOULD SAY, KAY, TOOK OVER WHERE I LEFT OFF . . . THEN AS SHE WAS LEVELING OFF AS AN ATTORNEY, I GOT MY LAW LICENSE, STARTING RIGHT AT THE TOP OF WHO'S WHO, IN UTAH POLITICS, THEN AS I WAS POISONED, KAY STARTED TRYING HER HAND AT WRITING LEGAL RELATED NOVELS AND SCREEN PLAYS, WITH ME OUT, DAD COULD REPLACE HIS LITTLE GIRL, GOING DOWN, WITH KAY BABY, SO THE TWISTED TALE GOES . . . SHELLEY, BRETT, LATER, RACHEL, SUE, TIFFANY, OTHER WOMEN, AND AS I RE-ENTERED THE LEGAL FIELD, AND ROSE TO THE TOP, AS FAST AS I HAD IN THE IVORY TOWER, VERY HIGH CREDIBILITY, GOVERNMENT JOBS, THREATENING THE GOVERNMENT AT A NEW LEVEL, AT JUST THE TIME, SON, ELLIOT'S BAND, STOLEN EARLIER, AND ONE OF THE FUNDING SOURCES FOR MITT ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN, AND A NEW HOT DEAL WITH SONY, NEW CD, RISING AT THE SAME TIME, MOM'S SECURITIES CASE AGAINST THE STATE OF UTAH, WAS COMING TO FRUITION AND HER STOCK, AS AN ATTORNEY, AND HER CHILDREN'S STOCK, WAS RAPIDLY RISING, ONE ALL ACCOUNTS, ALL PARTIES, COLLIDED, REPLACING ME AS MOM AND ATTORNEY, AS I HAD BEEN AS WIFE, AND LOVER, AND THIS HAPPENED OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WITH GOVERNMENT'S TOP MEN, GIVING ME A SHOT, AND ME REJECTING THEM, THEN THE DOUBLES MOUNTED, AGAIN AND AGAIN . . . I WAS ALWAYS INTO THE THRILL OF THE KILL IN THE LEGISLATURE, COURT, AND IN POLITICAL WARFARE . . . KAY WAS INTO BEAUTY, SO WERE THE MEN, SOME LIKE IT HOT . . . ALTHOUGH, YOU WILL SEE, IN THIS SIDE BY SIDE OF THESE TWO WOMEN, THE NON-BEAUTY QUEEN, THE SMART ONE, WAS EVERY BIT, AS PRETTY, IF NOT MORE SO, AND MUCH FOR SUCCESSFUL, IN A CAREER SENSE, AS IT THE CASE WITH ME AND KAY, I WAS MORE OF A MOTHER THAN SHE WAS, A MORE FAITHFUL AND CONFIDENT WIFE, BUT, I GOT FAT . . . AND THE BOYZ CLUB, ALSO TAKING BRAGGING RIGHTS, TO MY CAREER, BUT KAY'S, SHELLEY'S, RACHEL'S . . . ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE LOOKED MOST LIKE ME, BODY, THEN AS THEY ALL AGED, AND I WAS GETTING YOUNGER, SISTER TIFFANY, AND OTHERS WERE BROUGHT IN, BUT, I ORDERED CHUCH NORRIS AND CHRISTIE BRINKLEY, TOTAL WORKOUT MACHINE, 2 TIMES, WHILE IS WAS ROCKIN' THE LEGAL FIELD, ALL BLOCKED, THEN I FOUND ONE ON CRAIGSLIST, MY HOUSE GOT TAKEN THE NEXT DAY . . . FEAR THIS . . . ME GETTING IN SHAPE! MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ALL OF THEIR WOMEN, THIN, SO THEY SABOTAGED ALL SPA AND GYM MEMBERSHIPS FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS, SENT AGENT AFTER AGENT, TO "LOVE BOND" AND "LOVE BOMB" ME, CREATING A TRAIL OF, SUPPOSED TEARS, AND ONE TOO MANY COWBOYS, LEAVING ME--HA! I DROPPED ALL OF THEIR ASSES . . . DOING THIS TO ELLIOT TOO, SO HE DOUBTS HIS, TOTALLY STUD, ROCK STAR BEAUTY GOOD LOOKS! LOL, HARD PRESSED TO KILL THAT ONE! PROMETHEUS, STEALING FIRE FROM THE GODS, GIVING IT TO MANKIND . . . ONCE, ELLIOT, STARTED WORKING AT A RESTAURANT, THE BLUE PLATE, FREE ADVERTISEMENT, AND THE MANAGER WAS A GUY, I HAD KNOWN SINCE HE WAS YOUNG, AND HE TOLD ME, THAT THE FIRST DAY, ELLIOT WORKED, THREE GIRLS CAME AND SAID, YOU KNOW WHO I THINK IS CUTE? ELLIOT! HE WAS SINGLE TOO . . . HOW DO YOU KNOW? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE THIRD GIRL TODAY, WHO TOLD ME! LOL! IF, THE FEDS, THINK, THEY CAN SEND, FUCKING, 10 TO 100 AGENTS, ME REJECTING ALL, DO YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND, I WILL STARVE OF MALE ATTENTION? FUCK NO! LOL, AND I AM FUCKING 61, FAT, HAVE A BETTER BODY IMAGE THAN ALL THE PRESIDENT'S GALS, INCLUDING RACHEL, WITH $50 GRAND IN PLASTICS, STILL AS INSECURE AS SHE ALWAYS WAS! WITHOUT A DROP OF SURGERY, FAT, I AM AS, OR MORE SECURE THAN I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. I GET THE FEELING FROM FRANK, INTERPOL'S STATEMENT, MR. JAMES BOND, "I HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED LIKE THIS BY A WOMAN!" CLAIMING TO HAVE SLEPT WITH SOME 800 TO 1,000 WOMEN, MAYBE RIGHT, BUT BEING TRASHED BY THIS BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, GODDESS! LOL! I'VE TURNED DOWN YOUR BEST! ANYWAY, ONTO THE "TRUE CRIME" AS IS THE CASE, WITH ME AND KAY, AND OTHER GOVERNMENT WHORES, NOW DADDY'S LITTLE, VERY LITTLE WOMEN . . . SYMBOLIC, JO WAS ALWAYS THE SMART ONE, IN THE NOVEL, "LITTLE WOMEN" WHO NEVER TIED HER STAR TO A MAN, VALUED BEING SMART HERSELF! ONLY, I AM NOT A "LITTLE WOMEN" ANY MORE, FUCK, THE ONLY PEER, I WOULD SAY, I HAVE, IS HILLARY CLINTON! LOL! SHE IS OUT CAMPAIGNING AND I AM, SITTING AT THE BREAK ESPRESSO CAFE' IN MISSOULA, MONTANA . . . HILLARY, I WILL TRY TO MEET YOU, WHEN YOU COME . . . CLUE, SHELLEY IS NOT ME! YOU ARE GETTING GREAT SUPPORT FROM ME, VIA BLOG, SHELLEY WILL GIVE MY SHITTY ADVICE, PRETENDING TO BE ME . . . AND CAROLYN KENNEDY, YOUR FRIEND IS A FRAUD, BUT, I STILL LOVE YOUR FAMILY, AND LEARNED THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK ON THE CONSTITUTION . . . YOUR FATHER WAS THE LAST PURIST, ABIDING OR TRYING TO ABIDE BY THE CONSTITUTION, AND IT IS AMAZING HOW CLOSE OUR POLITICS ARE, 50 YEARS REMOVED . . . THEY HATED YOUR DAD, BEFORE THEY HATED ME!

Mommy Dearest?  My Kids Are All or Started Blond, Blue-Eyed, Greta is Hazel, Like Daddy Now . . . I Took, Scored in College Genetics--Check Transcripts, Dumb Asses--Brown Eyed Daddy's, Brown Eyed Mommy's Don't Make, Red-Haired, Blue-Eyed Rock Stars--That is Where Isaac Came in The First Steal of God's Revolver, With the Alamo--Rachel's Boys are Fat, Brown-Haired, Matt is Blue Eyed, Scott Darker, so, Sorry, Kennedy and Rachel, Don't Cut It!  Neither Do Sue and Kevin . . . 3 Red Haired Daughters . . . But 2 Brown Haired Sons!  You Guys are Fucked!

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Emphasis In Dateline 48 Hours . . . I Am Going To Show the Weaving Between Two Friends, Over 50 Years

JUNIOR HIGH YEARS

JOANN SOUTHWICK and KAY BURNINGHAM, not to be confused, with weaving, FBI thing

• 7th grade class officer, student of the month, Valentine's Queen
• Kay, dutch cut, bowl hair, saw me in our science class and when they assigned partners, Kay jumped at the chance to be my partner, and told me this years later
• 8th grade, both of us, cheerleaders, again, I was Valentine's Queen
• 9th grade, Kay may have still been cheerleader, but, I hated being a cheerleader, being fiercely competitive in sports, church and intermural, and extremely competitive with guys, in sports, would rather watch the game, that jump around in a short skirt, trying to get students, watching the game to cheer . . . plus I broke my leg, at Brian Head Ski Resort, think, Brett and Kay, built a 10,000 ft. cabin, down there, after I told Brett about the resort, so in honor of his new me, and my broken leg, and Elliot's money, he built a huge ass ski cabin!  Again, I was Valentine's Queen

HIGH SCHOOL YEARS, 1970 to 1973 (I Am NOT SHELLEY!)

• I was into boys, boys, and more boys . . . straight as an arrow . . . pushed a junior, football player on the ground, in front of a car full of other girls and guys, with all girls following suit, refusing to kiss their new dates, picked up at the first school stomp or dance, next day, senior football players, some of Shelley's crowd, Scott Stapley to be exact, came up to me, and said, JoAnn, if I date you all year, can I hold your hand?  LOL!  NO! and so I was known.  My father told me not to kiss until I was 16, and even then, I enjoyed my status more, not kissing and being the challenge . . . nothing has changed! LOL!  Just within the school as a sophomore, I was seeing a sophomore, junior and senior from Viewmont, because I hated having a boyfriend at Bountiful, walking me to class and tying me down! At Viewmont, I could control the situation, and look good the days, I wanted to see, mainly Larry, but, Judge David Hamilton, 2nd Judicial District, made me the smart, woman I am, started me focusing on the brain, rather than just being cute, when he tried to discuss current issues, with him . . . I took chemistry the next year . . . hated it, but meeting boys from other schools, with Larry a steady, got me to take debate!  LOL!
• Kay had a single boyfriend, David DaBell, a class of student body officers . . . tying her star to a man, starting early, insecure in her own right.
• me and Cheryl Wiscomb Clyde, last I heard, both had ski passes to Solitude Ski Resort, and we had a challenge to see how many boys we could date, from different schools . . . at 8, I decided the pursuit, was frivolous, because, I actually, really liked Larry Wall, the super stud from Viewmont High, cooler than all Bountiful High guys and they knew it!  He would say, I am Rachel, now, I am sure, a man, not a hot, chess players, didn't know his looks, worth, sophomore, along with 10 of his friends, all knowing my name and fame, even before school, chased me and Barbara Williams, around Bountiful, trapping us, in the parking lot of the church, across from South Davis Junior High, where my mother knew Larry before I did, and loved him.
• Shelley had one boyfriend, Kevin McCarthy or something like that, but he got into a bad car accident, paralyzed, later she hooked up with, Alan ?, where she got a horse.
• Rachel had one, maybe two boyfriends, Brad ? and Taz Murray
• Sue . . . my father, told Kevin, whom I lined Kev up with, as I did Marcie and Mark, Mark an old junior high flame and college flame, who waited 5 years after I was married to get the point that I was married, reality check, brought Nicole and Greta to see him, while he was building his parent's home, up in Bountiful Hills, but when Kevin asked for Sue's hand in marriage, my dad said, take her because, nobody else will!  LOL!  At least Sue was smart and used her degree, teaching, even if Ma Southwick got her a job, she was not qualified to teach, just like now . . . the seeds of all this, are everywhere!
• why in the hell would I care about a bunch of fucking feds, who hated my guts, before they met me? like I give a rat's ass about their opinion, but, Kay on the other hand, had been dropped by both her high school flings, Dave, a doctor, and Bart, an accountant, whom I dated after Kay did, who left her, for Mary . . . I didn't like, Bart's bratty kids, so, I got rid of him, stayed with Jerry.

COLLEGE YEARS . . . PICK OF THE LITTER!

I was making out with at least three guys a day, in the dorms, could have dated anyone, I wanted to!  I was dating BYU king, David . . . shit, can't remember anyone's names, 30 years ago, didn't date them long enough to get their names!  Nothing changes!  LOL!  Dave was on the BYU basketball team, and an assistant girl's basketball coach, and Mr. BYU himself, the catch, dad a professor, raised by BYU staff, because, his mother died when he was young.  Later, I think, Dave taught, girl's tennis, at BYU.  I dropped his ass, because, I felt like, ironically, he was a much older, Mr. Henry Higgins, replaced by Frank, aka, Allan Rex Bess, who coached, the other six JoAnn's, on D.C., style and etiquette, which, I rejected back in college, didn't want to be his, My Fair Lady, checked out, in JoAnn style, from BYU, because, Dave had me stay at his house, and came to the bedroom during the night and molested me . . . well, in my mind, so I went to Utah State, where I knew the men, were going to molest me, as non-Mormons, Dave was devastated, and my Bishop Leishman, also, my best friend, Jeraldine, or Jer, who was a child at the time, told me he had never seen a girl turn Dave's head like I did, so he offered me a scholarship to stay at BYU!  LOL, fuck I trashed it for 13 years, until I came back as a law student!  Kay was there, for all four years, other than a short bout with depression where she checked herself into the LDS Behavior Health Center, we both had that, she voluntarily, me forced, after I was poisoned! and working as general counsel for the Utah Medical Association, a professor at the U of U, with my own, anger management company, and writing for a computer online educational system, Quicknowledge, dating, Greg Erickson, as Kay came back into my life, leaving David Buttars, in Colorado, leaving her for a Molly Mormon, with a black, lesbian lover . . . no wonder she is insecure!  LOL!  As, I headed up to Utah State, some guy I dated, saw my pictures all over the wall of his, old missionary companion, who, along with Dave, had a dream, vision, or saw my face in the temple before meeting me, both telling me that in the same day!  LOL . . . Kay, while being Ms. Dairy Princess, a beauty pageant, my mother tried to get me to enter--fuck no! was my response, hated those things, but this is where Kay started to blossom, look wise . . . I think she was, Ms. Bountiful, runner up to Ms. Utah, and Homecoming Queen, after I left BYU . . . I was married by my, should have been, second or sophomore year in college, sick of dating, had gotten to the point, that if I had to go on one more date, I was going to scream, and decided to marry the next person, I dated!  LOL . . .actually, me and Elliot's dad, who, is a twin for Elliot, or was, only light brown hair and hazel eyes, a looker himself, the catch of all girls, back in the day, so great looking kids, no surprises! 

• I was married by the time I was 19, 20 days short of 20, Mo style in those days . . . that is why, Kay or Rachel, neither, married, until they were at least 28, Kay being a virgin, making up for lost time, and Rachel, too, could try to claim, that I, who looked too young to have, kids, my kids age, by today's standards, looked old enough to be the mother, because, I had all four kids, by the time I was 28, and Kay had her first sexual encounter!  LOL, that should show you the difference in the calibure of looks! back in the day, and today, if, these fuckers would let me actually work out, because after fucking with, 6 gym memberships, from Vegas to Kalispell, and all in between, with Shelley, taking over my Fuel Fitness one month membership, still charging it to my money card, she is still trying, as of yesterday to take credit for, when I could not dial in my numbers of my last four digits, showing exactly who's card, belongs to who, and all the games the the government playboys, fuck serious crimes, do to protect the girlz club, of losers, they are fighting desperately from going to prison, which is where they all belong!
• Kay was practicing law, by the time she got married.  By that time, I had 4 kids.  David DaBell, one of Shelley's friends, also, as was Timothy Brown, Kay's first husband, father of Christopher, not to be confused with my Christian Southwick Secrist, nor Elliot, could have been in the band, Danny, Kay's second son, by David Buttars, would have been too young and too fat, as would Brett's son, in Arizona, have been . . . my four children, made up the perfect family that Brett and Kay so wanted, and the perfect extended family, a shit load of jealous, envious, bitches, materialistic and not about to let the poor girl, who focused on good kids, education, morals, honor, and raising her own kids, get ahead of even their husband's earning power, and my father's lifetime quest for money, fuck no! Brett's kid, who he would not even acknowledge . . . all fat people must die, not to mention, that Rachel's, Shelley's, Brett's, Kay's, now Sue's kids are all fat, thus, mine became the target for the whole fucking crew . . . El's beefed up and looks, more studley!  Chris needs to pack on about 50!  I had the perfect career, perfect political family with all the military, was right in the middle could attract, both Republicans and Democrats, having never locked into or offiialte with either party, and a rock law career, with perfect credentials, was enough to take me out, and bring in an employee(s) that could be controlled and had to OBEY . . . what Frank, the all knowing, all powerful, all Mr. Higgins, in government wear, and war general against me, and mine, with, the one exception to a follower, his ever so witty wife, Mutt and Jeff, around Panguitch L . . . NSA, just stopped again, you can sure tell who they are trying to protect . . . NO, I was the wife, of Allan Rex Bess, aka, Frank, no fucking Shelley, and I was the one, all the flags were flown for, and the one, that tons of surveillance was put up at the cabin, so Frank could kill the thrill, and try to talk me out of my Brock and other cases, encouraging me to drop this law thing all together, so he could have his way with the case, I already WON, and all $357 million, with my portion going to Kay and Shelley, cutting me out, giving them, my cut, and spitting that with Romney, clients got their portion, being in on it from the first, with Hank's too parents being FBI informants for 20 fucking years!  Not a stretch . . . you see, Rachel, Kay, Shelley all thinner, but not smarter, got substituted in, after I WON THE CASE!
• Shelley was key, because, she was laying in wait, for me to win the case, hiding in the house for a fucking year, so the neighbors and anyone else would think, that her fucking kids were mine, and there was only one woman in the house, and when they killed me, that would be Shelley, the kids of Elliot, and Greta, Nicole and Chris, the cool, beautiful, smart, military, thin, rockin' kids, because, Isaac had already played his cards, and now, Elliot, was going to be on show, a GOD, as Isaac called him, knowing how much fucking money, Alamo, under Frank's direction and Kay's, had made.  I am sure that Kay, used her beauty pageant experience to coach the back street boys' band of fucking cops kids, and choreographed their dance scenes, that all fizzled, after their hyped up, magic show of laser beams and fake music, flash-banged the world, hyping dip shits, like Trump, making them look bigger and more powerful than they actually are, taking fakes in the place of true politicians and challengers to Hillary, thinking they can bull shit, Trump, who is worse than Mitt, into Hollywood America! YUCK!

I Have Been Buried, Kay Works From Behind The Scenes--the Ghost--Fuck, Protected, Replaced with Rachel, or Shelley!

I am the ghost too . . . Kay didn't have to ditch anything, but her own, detectives, protecting her, making them think, Kay, aka, Joann, was really the ghost, when she is an aging, hag, not the sexellence she was, when Brett hyped her up, like they are with Shelley, who lost 50 or got lipoed is more like it, and Rachel, loved, cherished protected . . . I have never needed men, nor really do now, very satisfied, and have done, my career, family bucket list, and beyond, grand kids, Brett and Kay, Shelley missed, trying to fuck Elliot out of his band, for baby Isaac, probably Brett's kid, but lazy ass just like his mother, always, always, wants something for nothing, and SHE DID WORK HARD FOR MY MONEY, aka, hers, because, SHE IS ME, working for the FB of I, the Fucking Bureau of Instigation!  LOL . . . she is their girl Friday, used to fuck me, the Welfare queen, exchanged for the BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, the dudes can't control for love, nor money! LOL!

How the Fucking Bureau of Instigation Rolls

• pick a chick foundation, one who has not been high profile, exchange that for the high profile chick, you can't bribe, buy, threaten or destroy, and play the Princess and the Welfare Queen swap, then go after the REAL QUEEN, the PRIDE OF THE COPS, ME, and replace Me with shit, bitches, low, insecure, lousy attorney shit, fake attorney shit, give them cheap ass, CIA law degrees, to try to give them some semblance of legitimacy, never to be accepted by the Law School National Accreditation Board, but, hey, CIA, is fake it til you make it anyway, didn't they get the Iran Hostages out, pretending to be a film crew, the start of magic shows, flash bangs, and laser light cover-ups, fake this and fake that, with insecure girls, and loser kids . . . forget those smart, free, kids, who served, learned, grew up free of parental intervention, as long as they were doing what they loved and wanted to do, and were safe and didn't need a parent, but as in Peru, when needed always there . . . how to we destroy that, the parent trap, the connection, the love latch:
• take away the house, the gathering place, stop all family fun, meeting together, and get together
• take away a second home, kill the client, who loved the attorney, and moved to the cabin, replace it with a monster, who was involved in stealing her son's music with a vested interest, in keeping his ass out of jail, and bring in Delta Force Intel, protecting switch bitch, fuck her, bring her and her bastard son, into the REAL MOTHER, REAL ATTORNEY, REAL BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK'S HOME AND CABIN, that you and the fake bitch, tried to steal, after killing the owner, in love with SISTER THREAT, with cops, replacing, long time, police chiefs, paying judges, threatened by their old trainer, prosecutors, who had not achieved half what their female colleague, even missing fucking 10 years of her career, beating you without a thought, but pissing you off, when she dropped of a copy of her U.S. Supreme Court Certificate, enough to piss the liars off enough to allow, Shelley, FBI into court, pretending to me ME . . . WHAT A BUNCH OF PANSY ASS WIMPS! GOD!?
• then, try to blow up her car, to stop her from her cases, around the country, so Shelley could claim, the mortgage win of $700,000 home, that JOANN saved, for nothing short of a signature from the judge, before, turning that into a teaching service for the judges, and a win for the client, and a loss for a bank attorney, along with other wins, nobody else in the fucking country was getting, looking at private property rights, mortgages, with 5th amendment and 14th amendment protections, not as rentals, with bank rights to evict, but with vest rights, at least worthy of getting their equity out, which the banks didn't want to pay! FUCKERS!
• Then go after her cars, truck, freedom, money, chasing her 24/7, do a character assassination, and cover the most popular, and most read, blog in the history of the INTERNET, and say it is your loser, FBI Bitch who could not write even ONE OF THE BLOGS . . . too fucking boring like the rest of the MO's!
• Due to the youth of JoAnn's chidren, at the time, of the poison, lies, with daughters in the military, and young ass sons, the first time, with little memory of earlier, AG years, and with no idea that the government, family, and others, would ever kill their mother, unheard of, start, using spouse infiltrators, to work their poison, on a daily basis, insiders, to both worlds,, ratting out mom's were abouts, activities, and one the government, family, mafia, payroll, also knowing little, but what they have been feed, by the feds, of lies, conjuring, tales of woe, and capitalizing on abandonment, which was never, ever, never, ever, in my kids, vocabulary, showing up the first time, before I started practicing law, when my father, told someone with me in the room, after talking to all 4 kids, just that day, that I was estranged from all my children--WHAT THE FUCK?  Then, Dallas, the next, Easter, didn't want to join, the rest of the family, part of the isolation of the Secrist kids, who had been through, their mother's near death, and Dallas starts, going off, on Jo, how you abandoned your children, and wasn't there for them, and this and that, leading me to wonder who's side he was on, and basically trashing me, right in front of Chris and Elliot, who always came down, until Chris got married, then more and more, rare, for him to travel, first with a wife, now baby, that was denied, this grandmother's attention for the first 6 months, so her mother, allegedly from Bulgaria could take over the child's affection, with both, plants, George and Dallas, forcing, exactly what is going on now, division, divide and conquer the family, separate mom from kids, so they turn to the Southwick support system and that, now, so nice, grandmotherly figure, Shelley, bitter and revengeful, that I stepped in as any good sister would and helped take care of her children, before, she once again, turned government bitch, and against me, payback, Shell, with Dallas, George--Sue and Kevin, now Kat, stopping Chris from getting together, who Kay and Brett?  My kids have NO IDEA, what these fuckers all did to their FAMILY, to them personally, and to their mother, tried to kill, as they did, Greta and Nicole the summer both, just had these near fatal, supposedly in and out, operations . . . I built them TOUGH! mentally and physically, watching the two Judas's, waiting to replace my daughters with SUES, UGLY BOOB ASS BITCHES, but, I think, KODIAK, MAMA BEAR, STOPPED THE FURTHER DEATHS FOR NOW!  HANDS OFF UGLIES!  Pussy buried, so they don't see your UGLY HAGs faces . . . Mo Shit, was no beauty! nor are your daughters, SUE!  LOL, don't think, as time goes on, that Dallas or George, now old fuckers themselves, want to risk, their YOUNGER, MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL WIVES, to the uglies, they wanted for BOOBS, LOL!

SHAMELESS FUCKERS ALL OF YOU, DALLAS, GEORGE, KATERINA, LAUREN, RACHEL . . . FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU UGLY FUCKS DON'T DESERVE MY CHILDREN . . . YOU GET THE SOUTHWICK FRAUD BRAS!

I know, you, Children, Need the Support System . . . Take All You Can Get, IT IS ALL YOURS ANYWAY, Get as Close as You Can, Better, Brighter, More Beautiful, Unstoppable, and Do What You Need to Do, I FUCKING ADORE YOU, ALWAY HAVE, ALWAYS WILL, KNOW YOU ARE UP AGAINST THE WORLD . . . BUT YOU ARE WORTH THE WORLD!

LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, ALWAYS HAVE ALWAYS WILL . . . WORTH, HAVING PRESIDENT OF U.S.!

BE GENTLE AS A DOVE, WISE AS A SERPENT, BECAUSE YOU ARE DEALING WITH HIM! THEM!

YOUR MOTHER, BADDEST ASS MOTHER IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE OF YOU, 4!