BIG HONKIN' REWARDS. PITCH SLAP. BREACH OF DUTY. THE HUB. RING OF FIRE! MONTANA BROOM & BRUSH. BILLINGS MUSTANGS, GUNSMOKE B.B.Q, GRANNY'S ATTIC, PAULA'S EDIBLES, GOOD EARTH MARKET, BILLINGS PETROLEUM CLUB, BARJON'S: MUSIC, BOOKS & GIFTS, LIMBER TREE YOGA STUDIO--WAY BRIGHT, COLORFUL BUILDING ART, IN ALLEY--LOOKS LIKE MONTANA MOUNTAINS, WITH AN ASIAN TOUCH OF BONSAI TREE AND ORIENTAL BRIDGE + CENTAUR INN ART, HALF MAN, HALF HORSE, BOW HUNTER, FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY . . . LOTS OF BUILDING ART AROUND TOWN! I DIG! SPEAKING OF STEPPING INTO THE FIREPLACE, THE SIGN I MENTIONED THE OTHER DAY IN MY BLOG, ABOUT GETTING CHECKED FOR AIDS, WITH A BILLBOARD MODEL, USED TO BE ONE TOO--ALL OVER UTAH, BACK IN 1974, THAT LOOKS LIKE JAMES KENNEDY, IS MAGICALLY GONE AND REPLACED WITH A NEW SUBWAY SANDWICH AD! LOL! HITTING TOO CLOSE TO HOME, OR WHY WOULD THEY CARE? THE OTHER AD IS FAR MORE SOCIAL CORRECT, GIVEN THE MEN'S SHELTER IN BILLINGS IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET WITH A CLINIC IN IT? THAT TELLS ME, ONE OF SEVERAL THINGS: (1) JAMES DOES HAVE A RANCH OUTSIDE OF BILLINGS; (2) IS AN UNDERCOVER DETECTIVE, SHOWING UP IN BUTTE LAST YEAR--EVEN SUGGESTED I WORK FOR THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT? REALLY? (3) OR THE FRAUD BROADS, JAMES OR A JAMES LOOK A-LIKE TOOK IT DOWN TO PROTECT, EITHER THE EXPOSURE OF THE REAL JAMES, OR REVEALING THE FRAUD, "ANGEL?"; OR (4) IT WAS SIMPLY TIME TO CHANGE THE BILLBOARD AD? YEAH, LIKE RIGHT! LOL! LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY, OR THE OTHER DAY . . . YOU CAN HAVE SISTER, RACHEL, THE TALHOTBLOND, TO HAVE AND TO HOLD, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE YOU MET IN BUTTE, NOR THAT HER NAME IS JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., NOR ATTRIBUTE MY AMAZING FEATS OF GRANDEUR TO HER, NOR CLAIM THAT MY KIDS ARE HER KIDS . . . OTHER THAN THAT, I AM FINE WITH YOU BEING HER HUB! LOL! FAKE COP TROPHY, BOOBS THAT FIT, GUY THAT FITS, BRAIN THAT FITS! LOL! SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE BILLBOARD, NOT DRAWN ATTENTION TO IT . . . I HAD TO GET THE RESULTS OF MY MANDATORY TB SHOT CHECKED, SO I WAS WALKING ALONG 29TH STREET TODAY . . . AND A BLUE CITY COP CAR, WAS PARKED AT NEECEE'S STORE . . . VERIFYING MY KNEE SEE? YEAH, I TWEAKED MY KNEE, WALKING A BIT SLOW . . . BUT HE OR SHE DROVE OFF WHEN THEY SAW ME, AROUND 9:00 TO 9:10 A.M. DEEP REM SLEEP LAST NIGHT, WILD DREAMS, VISIT FROM GOVERNOR BULLOCK, "YOUR GOING TO L.O.V.E. YOUR JOB!" SLOGAN AT BURGER KING; HOWEVER, I DID LOOK AT THE "BOOK OF JOB" IN THE BIBLE--POWER OF SUGGESTION, WISHFUL THINKING, JOB/JOB, DOING SOME READING ON THE GIDEON BIBLE LIST, GOT II CHRONICLES MIXED UP WITH II CORINTHIANS, BUT READ SOME KILLER STUFF . . . DREAM TWO, MY MOTHER WALKING OUT OF MY FATHER'S HOME OFFICE, IN ST. GEORGE, UTAH, GIVING ME, "SEE'S CHOCOLATES" MY FATHER'S TRADITIONAL GIFT TO ALL OF US EACH CHRISTMAS, BUT IT IS FEBRUARY, NOT LIKELY TO SEE ME, GIVEN THE SHIT THE FAMILY HAS PULLED! ATTEMPTED MURDER, NO SMALL FORGIVENESS, EVEN FOR FAMILY! . . . OR IT COULD SYMBOLICALLY MEAN THAT THE COPS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR DUTY, ARE SEEING MY FAMILY, THE SISTA GANGSTAS AND GETTING A BIGGER PICTURE LOOK AT MY CLAIMS . . . NONE OF THEM HAVE THE EARNING POTENTIAL, NOR THE WRITING SKILLS, NOR THE LEGAL TRAINING, NOR THE ROCKIN' KIDS . . . YEAH, ALL THAT I HAVE SAID IS TRUE; LEADING ME TO THE THIRD SEGMENT IN THE SERIES OF DREAMS . . . MY ALLEGED, SISTER, RACHEL, LOOK A-LIKE, MUCH MORE LIKABLE TO COPS THAN ME, THE "BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK," WAS SITTING FACE TO FACE WITH ME, AND I WAS, AS BIG SISTERS DO, LECTURING HER ON, THE FACT, THAT THERE IS NO SHORT CUT TO SUCCESS! SERIOUSLY! I DON'T CARE OF YOU ARE THE "TRUMP & PALIN: AN AMERICAN EMBARRASSMENT TEAM, OR TRYING TO PULL OFF BEING AN ATTORNEY, WHEN YOU ARE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT OR A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, YOU ARE MISSING THE FOUNDATIONS OF KNOWLEDGE . . . TO STEAL A SLOGAN, AS I AM KNOWN TO DO . . . LET'S SAY, PAYING YOUR DUES, EARNING YOUR WAY, "THE COLOR OF CONFIDENCE!" (NEECEE'S LOCAL DRESS SHOP). YESTERDAY, THERE WAS THIS TRUCK, DRIVING AROUND TOWN, WITH 5 WOMEN WEARING WHITE BLOUSES, AND EITHER BLACK SLACKS OR JEANS, AS I RECALL, CATCHING AS IT DROVE DOWN THE STREET, WITH THE STATEMENT OR SLOGAN ON IT: "WANTING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT . . . THERE IS A HUGE ASS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN, ATTEMPTED MURDER, KIDNAPPING, GRANDKIDNAPPING, IDENTITY THEFT, MISREPRESENTATION, FRAUD, FALSIFYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS, PRACTICING LAW WITHOUT A LICENSE, THEFT, ROBBERY, HARASSMENT, INTIMIDATION, TRACKING, STALKING, AND LITERALLY, STEALING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CASES, LEGAL FEES, BLOGS, AND SON(S) MUSIC, DAUGHTERS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, AND PUSHING POLYGAMY, STEALING LOYALTIES OF FAMILY MEMBERS! PRETTY FUCKING DISGUSTING . . . I AM ALL ABOUT SAVING THE WORLD, AND I HAVE SAID, PLENTY OF TIMES, WE ARE OF THE BODY OF CHRIST, THE BODY OF HUMANITY, THE BODY OF OUR COMMUNITIES, THE BODY OF OUR FAMILIES, ALL ADDING TO THE WELLNESS OF THE WHOLE . . . YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ME, FOR GOD SAKE, TO DO SOME REALLY GREAT THINGS . . . YOU ALL SCOFFED AT ME GOING TO LAW SCHOOL, 24 YEARS AGO, AND THEN, LATER, YOU FUCKING WANT TO BE ME . . . DELICIOUSLY, INFORMED DECISIONS . . . I ORCHESTRATED "MY" LIFE . . . YOU DON'T GET TO CLAIM, WHAT I DID, NOR MY SUCCESS AS AN ATTORNEY, PROFESSOR, BLOGGER, MOTHER, ETC. . . . MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN PRISON! FUCK YOU!