HOT BOX SMOKE SHOP. ESCAPE TOURS. DEFENSIVE DRIVING SCHOOL. UP IN SMOKE UNIVERSITY. ORDINARY GREATNESS. TRANSCON. LAKESHORE LEARNING SCHOOL. JACK & JILL DAYCARE & PRESCHOOL. CRYOTHERAPY. FULLBEAKER. STOP. STOP. TACOMA. ULTA. SMART CODING SCHOOL. YOU LOVE TITS & ASS. NURSER THE BLOGGER. JUST. HAPPIEST SUMMER EVER. SUMMER JUST GOT COOLER. SUMMER READING! FUN & LEARNING FOR KIDS. MACY'S. MA SEES YOU STARS! PLANNED SINCE BIRTH. ENGLISH PROF. . . . NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BE FAMOUS, BECAUSE YOUR LIVES HAVE NOT BEEN TRAGIC ENOUGH. WHO KNEW RICHARDS ROAD? DAVID SOLD INTO EGYPT. MOSES TRAINED IN THE COURTS OF PHAROH. NOT THE FIRST. PIRATES. TORRID. VERIZON. PANERA BREAD. PANDA EXPRESS. JAMBA JUICE. NORSTROM RACK. JUST. JUICY DROP. CORRECTION. JUICY DROPPED. THE THIRD WIFE. EXTRA SLICE. DREAMCATCHER. IMAGINATION IS KING. PERFECT FAMILY. SADOMASICHISM. SO FEW WOMEN GET TO BE ADULTS. WELL? MOM ROCK STAR. FOUR STARS OF MACY'S. FUN FAST. FRONT PAGE TALENT. META BRIGHT. EMPOWERING. BRILLIANT. CHOICES. BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK VS. CHICKADEE. 12 RULES FOR LIFE: THEIR ANTEDOTES TO CHAOS. WEZEE PLUMBING. 1/2 ATHLETE. 1/2 BULLDOG. PIRATES. SUNSET CORPORATE OFFICES. WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS. #RISEWITHUS. STRUT MY TUFF. STUNNING! SYNCRO. TOO DELICIOUS? PERCIOUS MOMENTS. LIVE THE MOMENT. SMILE. RACE YOU HOME. SHARING YOUR VISION. BUILDING SUCCESS. MAZDA. EL CAMINO. I'M CRAZY FOR THIS GIRL! LABELS. SENATOR MAZIE HIRONO. SWINK. NEW TRADE WARS. COST THE WORLD ECONOMY $800 BILLION? IS THIS PRESIDENT WORTH IT? 25TH AMENDMENT. THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT'S CHECK ON THE PRESIDENT, UNFIT FOR OFFICE. HE HAS HIS MONEY, HE JUST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE REST OF US . . . AMERICA ONFUCK! AGFUCK. NOBODY CAN TAKE ME DOWN . . . LADY CHAINED TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, GOVERNOR OF WASHINGTON STATE, GOVERNOR, INSLEE, 5 GOVERNORS START LAWSUIT AGAINST, TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OUTRAGED BY HIS CABINET OFFICIALS AT HOMELAND SECURITY, WHO, HAD NO PLAN OTHER THAN CRUELTY, IN SEPARATING FAMILIES, USED CHILDREN, AS HOSTAGES, TO BUILD HIS WALL? HIS REUNIFICATION POLICY IS, THAT ANY RELATIVE, FRIEND, OR SOMEONE WHO JUST KNOWS THE FAMILY, AND, LONG TERM FOSTER CARE, CAN TAKE THE KIDS, IN PLACE OF THE PARENTS? ALL THE PARENTS WHO HAVE BEEN DEPORTED BACK OVER THE BORDER ARE OUT OF LUCK, GETTING THEIR KIDS BACK? FUCK ASPHALT! THE GOOD GOV. IS SENDING ATTORNEYS DOWN TO THE BORDER TO REPRESENT THE KIDS. THANKS TO ALL THE PRO BONO ATTORNEYS, AT THE BORDER AND ALL THE LAW FIRMS THAT ARE WILLING TO SUPPORT THEM, UNTIL THESE KIDS GET REUNITED WITH THEIR PARENTS! THANK GOD, INSLEE SAYS, THAT THIS SITUATION HAS TOUCHED, THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF, ALL PEOPLE, TO THE POINT, THAT THEY ARE, DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN, TO REUNITE THOSE KIDS WITH THEIR OWN PARENTS! THE TEXAS ATTORNEY GENERAL, SUED, PRESIDENT OBAMA, 50 TIMES . . . WHERE IS HIS OUTRAGE? COULD THERE BE WORSE? GUESS WHO'S IN HOT WATER NOW? YEAH! LOL. THAT SELF RIGHTEOUS, RIGHT WIINGED NUT, CONGRESSMAN, JIM JORDAN! HE WAS THE ASSHOLE, PUTTING THE HEAT ON, BOTH, FBI DIRECTOR, CHRISTOPHER WRAY, AND, DEPUTY, ATTORNEY GENERAL, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, ROD ROSENSTIEN, ACCUSING THEM, OF BEING DEMOCRATS, AND WITHHOLDING, INFORMATION FROM THE HOUSE INTELLLIGENCE COMMITTEE, THAT HAS DONE JACK SHIT NOTHING, AGAINST, TRUMP AND RUSSIA, AND WANTS TO GO BACK IN TIME AND LOOK AT WHY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE DIDN'T CHARGE HILLARY CLINTON, ON THE EMAILS? DIDN'T SHE PAY ENOUGH? GOD? THE ADULT IN THE ROOM--WAS HILLARY! FUCK? IF THE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, IF WE CAN CALL THEM THAT, AND, IF THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, TOOK THAT, SAME, FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS, STATUE AND APPLIED THE SAME STANDARD, THAT THE DOJ, FOUND, THAT HILLARY, LACKED THE REQUISITE, "INTENT" WHICH IS THE MENTAL STATE THAT SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE TO COMMIT ANY CRIME, PLUS, TAKING SOME MEASURED STEPS, TO FURTHER THE CRIME, IT IS THEN, A CRIME! NO PROSECUTOR IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, WOULD PROSECUTE, HILLLARY CLINTON, FINDING THAT SHE, "INJURED THE UNITED STATES" AND "GAVE ADVANTAGE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY" . . . BUT, WHO HAS DONE THAT???????? I GIVE YOU ONE FUCKING GUESS! NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT! WHY? MOBSTERS, THREATEN TO MURDER THEIR FAMILIES? IT LOOKS, LIKE SOMEONE, GOT PISSED AT THE ANTICS AND TACTICS, MR. JORDAN, USED, AND DECIDED TO DO SOME DIGGING OF THEIR OWN! CONGRESSMAN, JORDAN, USED TO BE A COLLEGE, WRESTLING COACH, AND DURING HIS TENURE, AT THE COLLEGE, THERE WAS A TEAM DOCTOR, A RICHARD STRAUSS, WHO, OVER THE YEARS, EXAMINED, HUNDREDS OF ATHLETES, NOT JUST IN THE WRESTLING PROGRAM, BUT, IN ALL SPORTS OVER AN EXTENDED AMOUNT OF TIME . . . ONE ATHLETE, AND MOST FROM SMALL TOWN U.S.A. AND QUITE NAIVE, HAD A SORE THUMB, AND THE NOT SO GOOD, DR. STRAUSS, TOLD HIM TO TAKE OFF HIS PANTS??????? LUCKY FOR THE WRESTLER, HE QUESTIONED THE DOC, AND LEFT THE EXAMINATION ROOM, AS MANY HAD NOT, AND WENT TO HIS COACH, AT THE TIME, HE TRUSTED, JIM JORDAN, WHO, DID NOTHING! MANY OF THE BOYS, EVEN AFTER THAT, OVER THE YEARS, HAVE DONATED TO JORDAN'S CAMPAIGN, AND STILL TRUST HIM? WHY? BUT, LOOKS LIKE, THE MENACE ON THE HILL, THAT RIGHT WINGED, CHESTNUT, IS GETTING HIS COMEUPINS! TWIST OF FATE? POETIC JUSTICE! LIFE TENDS TO GO FULL CIRCLE, AND THE RIVERS OF TRUTH, FLOW TOWARDS, JUSTICE! HOW DOES IT TASTE, CONGRESSMAN? OH, AND EPA DIRECTOR, SCOTT PRUITT, WHO THOUGHT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES, WORKED FOR HIM AND HIS WIFE, AND, ALL GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS, OWED HIM FAVORS, HE JUST RESIGNED, YESTERDAY! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! ANOTHER COOL CONNECTION, TO "DEEP PURPLE" AND MY SON'S BAND, "THE DITCH & THE DELTA'S" POOR WHITE BOY STREET CHIN MUSIC . . . CREDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, WAS ALSO IN THE SAME GENRA OF MUSIC, WITH MY SONS? I WAS CURIOIUS, MY FIRST VYNILE ALBUM, I EVER BOUGHT, WAS CCR, AND LATER IN THE DAY, THE WORDS FROM ONE OF THEIR SONGS, HIT ME, EXTRA HARD . . . I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON . . . I AIN'T NO PRIVILEGED, ONE . . . I AIN'T NO MILITARY SON . . . I AIN'T NO PRIVILED ONE! ANONYMOUS. FUCK ASPHALT! LOL! AKIS. SWINK. LOVE.

TOO MUCH, GOOD STUFF!

MAN SHOP TRAINING!  I LOVE THIS STUFF!  WOMEN, PAY ATTENTION TOO!  HACKERS ARE FUCKING WITH MY CURSOR!  GUESS WHAT THESE ASSHOLE, NSA, RENT A TOOL, FUCKERS, DID . . . THEY, MADE, THE TOOL BAR, WHERE I CUT AND PASTE, P.O.S.T. ALL, IP ADDRESSES!  CHICKEN SHITS!  MUST HAVE CAUGHT THEM YESTERDAY IN MY SECRET REPOSTING!  FUCK ASPHALT!  LOL.

  HOW TO RUIN A PERFECT BOOB JOB!  LOVE FEMALE CHEERLEADERS!  LOL.  BOOB JOB I.   DOC CUT UNDER THE ARMPIT.  WHAT GUY IS LOOKING UNDER THE ARMPIT FOR, CLUES TO "FAKE" BOOBS, RIGHT?  EVEN CIA VIDEO SEX AND SHARE, GAMES, ARE NOT GOING TO SHOW, THAT, SHIT!  DIDDO FOR BOOB JOB II; HOWEVER, WITH RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, AND NIPPLE REPOSITIONING, AFTER, PECTORIAL MUSCLE LIFT, THE NEW DOC, PERFORMED THE MAGIC BOOB JOB, BY CUTTING THE AEORTA, OR THE NIPPLE!  WHO NOTICES?  BROWN OR PINK . . . WHO CAN SEE!  PEEK-A-BOO! SORRY, STRAIGHT FROM THE WHORES'S, MOUTH!  SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS, SIS!  LOL.  GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WORLE, OFF MY CLOUD, AND I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE!  ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN, JUST CAN'T GET THAT SISTER OF YOURS AGAIN!

CONVERSATION WITH, JESSICA, MERCER ISLAND, RICH, CHICK, RAISED WITH A HORSE, AND SILVER SPOON IN HER MOUTH, THAT ONLY WENT TO AGE, 30 OR SO IT SEEMS . . . NOW HOMELESS, OR CIA UNDERCOVER?  LOL.  YESTERDAY AT LUNCH, SOPHIA'S PLACE.

WHAT CREATES A WOMAN CHILD?

JESSICA, SAYS, SADOMASOCHISM . . . EVERYTHING, ULTIMATELY, COMES DOWN, TO SADOMASOCHISM?  NOT FOR ME.  WELL, BUT, YOU HAD, STRONG WOMEN, TO ENABLE, YOU TO, BE ONE OF THE FEW, WOMEN, ALLOWED TO BE AN "ADULT."  SO, CHANGE.  WHAT IS STOPPING YOU?  SHE DIDN'T ELABORATE, BUT I SAID, AND COUNTERED, HER ARGUEMENT WITH, I DON'T SEE, SADOMASOCHISM, BUT, AYN RAND'S, "THE ART OF SELFISHNESS" THAT ULTIMATELY, WE ALL, DO, EVEN CHARITY, SERVICE, DONATIONS, CONTRIBUTIONS IN MONEY OR IN KIND, FOR ONE SELFISH REASON OR ANOTHER, EVEN TO FELL, UNSELFISH!  LOL. SHE SAID, THAT GOES WAY, WAY TOO DEEP . . . WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT IS . . . AND STAFF, CAME AROUND, TOLD US, TO LOWER OUR VOICES, AND THAT KIND OF KILLED THE MOOD . . . CHRISTINE, WENT OUTSIDE TO ARGUE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND, I NEEDED TO EAT, AND GET TO THE GYM!

BEING THE ATTORNEY, I AM, BOUND BY DEFINITIONS, AND HAIR SPLITTING, I ASKED, JESSICA, FIRST, WHAT HER DEFINITION OF SADOMASOCHISM, WAS . . . NO ANSWER . . . THAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM.  WHO IS FEEDING THIS SHIT TO HER?  CIA?  KAY?  BRETT?  THEY THINK THEY ARE SO, DAMNED, SMART, COOL, ABOVE THE FREY, AND, SUPERIOR, WITH MY MONEY, IS IT THEM?  I THOUGHT BACK TO, A LITTLE WEEKEND, AT KAY'S HOUSE IN JEREMY RANCH, OUTSIDE OF PARK CITY, UTAH, FOR AN ALLEGED, GIRL'S WEEKEND, BETWEEN TWO JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL CHUMS . . .WHEN, ME, THE ADULT IN THE ROOM, CHECK OUT, AND ALLOWED, THE TWO KIDS, KAY AND BRETT, TO PLAY THEIR SICK, ROLE PLAY, GAMES OF "YOU CAN PARK YOU BOAT IN MY GARAGE ANYTIME" ACTING LIKE I WAS NON-EXISTENT . . . AFTER THAT I WAS!  NO, YOU GET TO PARK, YOU COCK IN HER, PUSSY, ANYTIME YOU WANT . . . SEE YA!  LOL!

ADULT WOMAN, DON'T LET MEN, CONTROL THEM, THEY DON'T CAT FIGHT, AND THEY ARE MATURE ENOUGH TO DUMP THE ASS OF WHATEVER, IF THEY, VIOLATE THAT SACRED TRUST OF MARRIAGE!  FUCK ASPHALT!  LOL.

WHO, HAD CONTROL OF THAT SITUATION?  NOW, BRETT AND KAY, SET IT UP, AT A TIME, WHEN, I WAS, STILL, THINKING I WAS GOING TO DIE, AND OBVIOUSLY, BRETT AND KAY, THOUGHT, DYING INCLUDED, NOT SEEING, THE FLIRTING, THE GAMING, THE SNEAKING, AND THE BACKDOOR, STAIRS, TO KAY'S BEDROOM . . . I TOOK THE CHOICES OUT OF BOTH OF THEIR HANDS, AND DIDN'T PLAY . . . YOU MADE YOUR BED, YOU SLEEP IN IT!  IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE, WHETHER, YOU GET HER OR ME . . . I'M AM OUT!  IF SHE IS YOUR WOMAN, I AM NOT!  PERIOD!  NO DOUBLE DIPPING, NO EXTRA SLICE, NO THIRD WIFE!  CAN'T WE ALL BE, IMMATURE ABOUT THIS . . . THEY, BOTH INSISTED, I SIT DOWN AND WATCH, "BIG LOVE" WITH, THEM . . . INTERESTING CONNECTION, WITH MY $357.6 MILLION SECURITIES CASE, BRETT FANAGLED, FOR KAY TO STEAL, WITH THE HELP OF JUSTICE, NEIL GORFUCK!  THE ARTICLE THAT CAME OUT OF THE NEW YORK INVESTMENT NEWS, JANUARY 17, 2010, WAS TITLED, "NO BIG LOVE IN UTAH?"  A MOMENT TO MMMMM . . .  I GUESS, SINCE I WAS DYING, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN, OR THEY THOUGHT, I WOULD BE MORE AMENABLE, AND ACCOMMODATING OF MORMON, MUSLIM, BULLSHIT, KEEP WOMEN, CHILDREN, ADULTERY!

STRUT MY TUFF!

FUCK ASPHALT!

LOL.

ADULT WOMEN, DON'T PLAY, MALE SPEAK, GAMES, THAT SILENCE WOMEN, IN CHURCH, AND ALLOW, A MAN, 10 VIRGINS, IF HE CAN FIND THEM, MAKING THEM, THE VESSELS, OF HIS CHILDREN, AND ARE DAMNED IF THEY, REBEL, AGAINST GOD!

FUCK ASPHALT!

PERFECT, SON!

LOL.

WOMEN, REMAIN, CHILDREN, ONLY AND ONLY IF, THEY ALLOW, MEN TO CONTROL THEM . . . WE DON'T NEED TO BE ENEMIES, BUT, RESPECT FOR, THE SEXES AND OUR DIFFERENCES, IS MERITED, AND NEEDED!

THIS BIGGEST DRAW, IN THIS BULL SHIT, I AM CAUGHT IN, IS, POLYGAMY, THAT THIRD WIFE, AN EXTRA SLICE . . . HOW, DID JUICY DROP, HOT CHOCOLATE?

THE TRUTH FLOWS TO JUSTICE!

CIA CLOWN GAMES, THINK, THEIR SOUL GOAL ON LIFE, BECAUSE I AM A HEARTBREAKER, IS THAT, I AM MADE TO BE "BROKEN!" STILL UNBROKEN. STILL SINGLE. STILL STANDING. THE HAPPY WIDOW!  TRUE WORLD FOOD.  HAPPIEST DAY!  HOTTEST AND JUICIEST!

MAN SPEAK.  I WILL MEET YOU AT MCDONALD'S IN FIVE MINUTES.  OKAY.  WHERE ARE YOU?  OH, I AM HOME, NOW.  WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?  I THOUGHT, YOU WERE COMING TO MEET ME HERE.  YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX AT MCDONALD'S.  READ LIKE A BOOK.  WELL, I AM TOO TIRED, LAZY, DON'T WANT TO WALK UP TO YOUR APARTMENT.  SEE YA!  THAT IS AN ADULT WOMAN, WHO WILL NOT PLAY, MIND GAMES, SEX TRICKS, AND, BACKDOOR, GAMES AS BOOTY CALL!  WHY ARE YOU GOING TO TACOMA?  EVERY WEEKEND?  WIFE?  I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM, FOR FOUR YEARS?  POSSIBLE.  THEN, GAMES OUT!  MISS SEX.  EARLY MORNING SURPRISE . . . 6:00 AM, SEE, BLACK, MAMA AND YOUNG BABY ON THE STREETS, NEAR, CHOCOLATE'S APARTMENT?  HOT CHOCOLATE COOLING FAST.  COULD THAT, POSSIBLY, A WIFE? GIRLFRIEND? AND GOD IT LETTING ME KNOW, HE IS COMMITTED ELSEWHERE?  DON'T GO.  MORE GAMES, TIME TRICKS, WEEKENDS, GONE . . . MISTRESS?  FUCK ASPHALT!  LOL.

BRILLIANT CORNERS RESEARCH.

PLEADING THE 5TH, IS, GOOD LEGAL STRATEGY, BUT, IT DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL, IN THE WORLD OF MEN AND WOMEN . . . LEAVES TO MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION!

THE FIXER IN A FIX!

HOT FOR ONE WOMAN, STUCK WITH ANOTHER?

WHAT DOES THE ADULT MALE DO?

NICE DISCUSSION PIECE, DON'T YOU THINK, FOR WOMAN, WHO PLAY, AND MEN, WHO DO TOO!

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL POLICY, ON CHEATING?  IT MATTERS!  QUANTUM PHYSICS, CHANGES THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN, THE OLD, GIRL OR GUY AND THE NEW, GIRL OR GUY . . . YOU CAN'T CONTROL THAT!  ATTRACTION IS CHEMICAL!  YOU CAN'T, STOP, OR PUT THE BREAKS ON, AND, YOU ARE HAD, DONE, AND FINISHED, IF YOUR WOMAN OR MAN IS AN "ADULT!"  THEY WILL NOT TOLERATE, GAMES, OR CHEATING, OR DOUBLE DIPPING!

I GOT LESS AND LESS INCLINED, TO CALL, OR GET TOGETHER.

THE ONE THING ABOUT, TAKING THE 5TH, IS, THAT IT LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN, FOR, THE POSSIBILITY, THAT, YOU ARE WRONG, ABOUT THIS PERSON, AND THEIR MARITAL, OR SINGLE STATUS . . . OKAY, I WILL COME SEE YOU . . . ALL NIGHT, RENDEZVOUS.  A BIT ROUGH, BUT NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.  THE NEXT DAY, WHY AM I STIFF?  HE BROKE MY PLUMBING!  IT IS OLD!  LOL.  THE COST BENEFIT, OF, SEX AS OPPOSED TO NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK FOR TWO WEEKS, IS TOO GREAT!  I HAVE A LIFE!  THE PRICE IS NOT RIGHT!  MADE TO BE BROKEN?  INSTRUCTIONS, FROM THE MOB BOSS?

FUCK ASPHALT!  KAY'S FACE, IS ABOUT RIGHT!  LOL.

FROM, ANCIENT CHINESE "FOOTBINDING" TO, AFRICAN AND MUSLIM, "FEMALE MUTILATION" TO, MODERN DAY, "BOOB JOBS" AND ALL THAT SHIT . . . WE HAVE BEEN, MADE TO BE, AND THINK, THAT WE ARE NOTHING, WITHOUT A MAN, THAT WE CAN'T STAND ALONE, THAT WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH, SHIT, OR USE OUR BODIES IN WAYS, WE KNOW ARE NOT COOL, OR ARE DANGEROUS!

WHY ARE SO MANY, WOMEN, NOT ALLOWED TO BE "ADULTS?"  YOU TELL ME, WOMEN--I AM ONE!  I REFUSE, TO NEED A MAN, SO DESPERATELY!

I REMEMBER, A COMMUNICATIONS, PROFESSOR, OF MINE . . . HE POINTED TO A WOMAN, AND SAID, THE "ONLY" THING, I CAN SEE, WRONG WITH, HER, IS SHE, THINKS SHE NEEDS ONE OF THESE, AND HE POINTS TO A MAN!

PERFECT!

THE MORMON CHURCH, HAS IT RIGGED . . . A WOMAN, CAN'T GET INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, WITHOUT AND MAN, AND SHE IS DESTROYED WITHOUT, POLYGAMY, SHOULD IT BE REQUIRED OR COME BACK?

THE ONE THING, I ACTUALLY, AGREE WITH SHELLEY, BACK IN THE DAYS, SHE WAS MY SISTER, AND NOT ME, IS, THAT SOUNDS, LIKE "MAN SPEAK" TO ME, TOO!

 

Sadomasochism

Sadomasochism is the giving or receiving pleasure from acts involving the receipt or infliction of pain or humiliation. Practitioners of sadomasochism may seek sexual gratification from their acts. Wikipedia

I THINK, JESSICA, IS, ONTO, SOMETHING, LIKE, MODERN DAY, FUCKED UP, THINKING, BY, DATING, COMMITTED, NON-COMMITTED, SEX CLUBS, SWINGERS, AND OTHERS, WHO PROMOTE: TO ME, DEVIANT, SEX THAT DOES CAUSE PAIN!  BUTTFUCKING. HOTPLATING. GOLDEN SHOWERS. WHIPS AND CHAINS.

I SAW THIS POSTER, THE OTHER DAY, OF A HANDSOME, 20 OR 30 SOMETHING, MAN, AND THE ONLY WORDS, I COULD READ, WERE THE LARGEST ON THE AD . . . MY HAPPIEST SUMMER YET.

THE THOUGHTS CAME TO MIND, THAT, MAYBE, HE TRIED LOVE? ROMANCE? HEARTS AND FLOWERS?  CANDY KISSES?  GAVE UP THE BEAST, AND JUST, ADJUSTED HIS THINKING, TO BE SWEET AND TENDER, LOVING, AND GIVING, CARING AND LESS JUDGEMENTAL?

IS THAT POSSIBLE?

WHAT COULD THE RESULTS BE?

THERE IS THIS CUTE AD, OF A HUSBAND AND WIFE, I THINK IT IS "WAYFAIR" AND, SHE, IS ON THE COUCH AND IS TRYING TO THINK UP A SLOGAN, OR SONG, JINGLE, FOR, THE BRAND, DECORATING IN THE BATHTUB, IN BED, AND HER HUSBAND, COMING IN, EVERY SO OFTEN, TRYING TO HELP HER WITH A JINGLE . . . FINALLY, IN THE END, HE, COMES TO HER AND SAYS . . . WHAT ABOUT . . . "YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEED?"  SHE THINKS ABOUT IT, AND SMILE . . . AH, NO.  A VERY CUTE, SWEET, MESSAGE, IN THAT, SLOGAN, HE MAKES UP . . . HOW, COOL, IS IT, FOR SOMEONE TO SAY . . . "YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEED?"

UNDERSTANDING HAPPINESS!

WE LOVE THE ONES WE SERVE . . . IN THE COMMERCIAL, HE IS DOING THE LAUNDRY, AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS, WHILE HE IS TALKING TO HER; SHE FOR THE MOST PART IS RESTING.

SEEING EACH OTHER AS EQUALS?

GOOD START!

THERE IS LISTENING AND LISTENING GUYS . . . WE LOVE MEN, WHO, ACTUALLY, LISTEN, TO US, AND DON'T THINK, THEY KNOW WHAT IS BETTER FOR US . . . WE ACTUALLY, MEAN, WHAT WE SAY!

SO, YESTERDAY, I AM IN THE BELLEVUE, LA FITNESS POOL, WORKING MY ASS OFF, LITERALLY, AND THE POOL, IS QUIET, EMPTY, I AM ALONE AND LOVING, A RARE, RARE, RARE, DAY, WHEN, I ACTUALLY, GET A LANE ALL TO MYSELF, OR DID FOR ABOUT HALF MY WORK OUT . . . SHEAR DELIGHT!  THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR!

I AM NOT AT THE GYM, TO MEET GUYS, OR HAVE THEM, PICK UP ON ME, I AM SIMPLY HERE TO WORK OUT!  PERIOD!

I THOUGHT, WOW, MAYBE, ALL THE LANE FILLERS, SHELLEY, AND KAY, SEND TO MAKE, FUCK, MY WORK OUTS, AND ALL THE DUDES, TRYING TO SEE, WHAT AND HOW MY WORK OUTS ARE COMING, GOT THE MESSAGE OF MY BLOG, AND ARE FINALLY, JUST LETTING ME BE!

SO COOL!  KISSES.

OH, SHIT, SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEM MEMO, OR DIDN'T LISTEN TO TWO OF THREE, OF MY POINTS . . . SO, THIS RATHER NICE LOOKING,  20 SOMETHING, WEARING, LONG, SWIMWEAR, LOOKED, GREAT, ASKS, IF HE CAN SHARE THE LANE WITH ME . . . "DO I HAVE TO?"  LOL.  SCREAM!  MY AFTERNOON, RUINED!

NOW, THERE ARE TWO OTHER LANES WITH SWIMMERS, WHO, ARE ALREADY IN JUST HALF THE LANE . . . SO WHAT THE FUCK AND WHY DIDN'T YOU GO IN THEIR LANES?  SHIT.  I DO EXERCISES, THAT, SPAN THE WHOLE, LANE . . . THIS CRAMPS MY STYLE!  WHAT THE FUCK EVER, GO AHEAD AND GET IN, AND I AM TRYING HARD TO BE NICE!

I RELAXED A BIT, BECAUSE, I WAS ALMOST TO THE PART, WHERE I JUST USE A SMALL, PART OF THE CORNER, SO, MELLO OUT!

BREATHE HAPPY.

NOT SO FAST . . . SO, I AM IN THE CORNER, DOING LEG LIFTS AND WHATNOT . . . THE DUDE, SWIMS, LIKE ONE LAP, AND HE STOPS RIGHT WERE I AM?  HE KIND OF LEANS, UP AGAINST THE WALL, LIKE, I WORE THE SUIT, YOU LIKE . . . YEAH, BUT, YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT, AND I AM SCREAMING IN MY HEAD, "NOT MEETING ME IN THE POOL!" AND CERTAINLY, NOT MEETING ME, OR WAITING, TO WATCH ME AND CHECK ME OUT, WHEN, I GET OUT, TO SEE IF MY KNEES ARE GETTING SMALLER!  LOL.  ONE THE STREETS IS ONE THING, AND IN THE POOL, IS QUIT ANOTHER!

YOU BLEW, TWO OUT OF THREE, HINTS, TO MEET ME!  YOU FAILED.  SO, I NOTICE ANOTHER, GUY, SHIT, DOWN, IN THE LAST LANE, AND I GET OUT, DO MY FACE, HEAD AND NECK EXERCISES, IT IS ALL, JUST FOR ME, AND I WANT, TO BE LEFT ALONE . . . SO, COOL, FIRST DUDE, STAYS IN THE POOL.  GOOD!  SO, I PICK UP MY WATER, TOYS, AND TAKE A SHOWER, AND THE OTHER GUY, HAS GOTTEN OUT OF THE POOL, BY NOW!  FUCK?  HE STANDS BY ME, LIKE, HERE I AM . . . YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM, SO, I AM, BACK UP!  NO, HE DIDN'T NEED BACK UP, AND NEITHER DO I!  I IGNORE HIM . . . HE DOESN'T QUIT NO WHAT TO DO, AND CONFUSED, HE, WALKED DOWN TO THE RESTROOM, AND STANDS THERE, THEN, COMES BACK UP, LIKE I WASN['T WATCHING HIM, LOST, DAZED AND CONFUSED, HE PUTS HIS, SWIMMING CAP ON?  WHY DO MEN WEAR THEM? HIS GOOGLES AND LIKE A WHIPPED PUPPY, GETS BACK IN THE POOL!

33% OUT OF 100%, IS REALLY, NOT A GOOD SCORE, ON THE LISTENING SCALE!

I WEIGH THINGS TOO!

LISTEN TO EVERYTHING A WOMAN, SAYS, MEN!

WOMEN, ARE MORE COMPLICATED THAN, MEN . . . SHE WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE HINTS YOU NEED, JUST LEARN TO LISTEN AND BELIEVE, THAT IS WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS . . . DON'T SECOND GUESS HER!

I REALLY, WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!

I DO, APPRECIATE, THAT MEN, ARE WILLING TO GET KICKED IN THE TEETH, OVER AND OVER AND OVER, AGAIN, SOME, END UP SUCCESSFUL, WITH ME, BUT NOBODY IS GOING TO, UNTIL, AT LEAST, SEPTEMBER 14!  LOL.  I AM STANDING FIRM ON THAT!

SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

LOL.

THIS IS KIND OF ABOUT, THE WAY, I FEEL ABOUT ME, NOT THE WAY, YOU FEEL ABOUT ME . . . AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE HOW ANY OF YOU FEEL ABOUT ME . . . ASK, SKATEBOARD MIKE!  LOL.

WANNA TRY TO TELL ME, TO EAT BANANAS, ORANGE JUICE AND WATCH MY TRANS FATS?

YOU WILL GET ABOUT, AS FAR AS HE DID WITH ME!

I AM TRAINED IN CRITICAL THINKING, AND THAT THINKING, GOES TO MEN, TOO!

SIGNED, HEARTBREAKER!

COUNTRY STAR, MIRANDA . . . ALL IS SYMBOLIC, LAMBERT, HAS, FUCKING STRONG, LEGS TOO!