HOT CHAT WITH REAL MEN! EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING. GUYSPY VOICE. YOU MAKE LOVING FUN! SURVEILLANCE? WHICH CAMERA, LIKE I CAN SEE YOU! LOL. THE STRANGER. "THE SEX ISSUE." EAT A BANANA EACH MORNING. CONNOTATIONS? LOL. SILENT FILM NITE. DREAM. APPEARED TO TAKE PLACE IN A MOTEL ROOM. I WAS IN ONE QUEEN BED. THE GUY WAS IN A QUEEN BED. A NIGHT STAND AND A LAMP BETWEEN US. BOTH WERE NAKED IN OUR BEDS. I WAS SITTING UP WITH NO TOP ON. THE GUY WHO REMINDED ME OF ONE OF THE "KEN'S MARKET 'CHECK OUT' MACHINE BOYZ, WAS LEANING UP ON HIS ELBOW WITH A SHEET OVER THE LOWER PART OF HIS BODY. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO KISS ME. I STOOD UP, AND WENT TO KISS HIM. AS I GOT CLOSER TO HIM, HE REACHED UP AND PUT HIS HAND ON MY RIGHT BREAST! OH. THAT WAS THE DREAM! I WOKE UP, LIKE, OF COURSE. AFTER YESTERDAY'S "HOW TO RUIN A PERFECT BOOB JOB" CURIOUS MINDS WILL WONDER, AND I GUESS THIS DUDE DECIDED TO VERIFY! LOL. YEAH, I AM REAL. I ACTUALLY LOOKED GREAT IN THE DREAM. JUST A HANDFUL ABOUT THE SIZE OF DONALD TRUMP'S HANDS. LAST DUDE WHO WAS MY BOOBS, SAID I HAD THE BOOBS OF AN 18 YEAR OLD! PROBABLY. FUNNY. IN LIGHT OF THE 5 GUYS IN THE GOLD JETTA, CHECKING ME OUT FOR BIG BRO. I AM THINKING. TAKING THIS ASSIGNMENT TOTALLY SERIOUS! LOL. PRETTY SURE MR. FLAG SUNGLASSES BROTHER. CUTE BLONDE IN THE FRONT SEAT AND CUTE BRUNETTE IN THE BACK SEAT, BUT ALL LOOKING. DON'T MISS ANYTHING! LOL. OTHER THAN MY AGE! LAUGH EACH TIME I THINK OF THEM. IT REMINDS ME OF MY OWN, KIDS, AND SIBLING PRESSURE. WHEN, MY DAUGHTER, GRETA, TOOK A VOTE ON HOW MANY OF MY KIDS LIKE ME, WITH, OF COURSE, HER COHORT, NICOLE, BOTH CROSSING THEIR ARMS, GLARING AT THEIR TWO YOUNGER BROTHERS, LIKE YOU, DARE, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET YOU PLAY WITH US EVER AGAIN! LOL. I THOUGHT, SURELY, MY TWO SWEET SONS, AGES THREE AND SIX, WOULD VOTE FOR THEIR MOTHER? JUST BREATHE . . . CHRIS DIDN'T MOVE HIS HEAD, BUT, SHOT A GLANCE AT ELLIOT, WHO, LOOKED BACK, LIKE, WE ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED EITHER WAY . . . BUT THE SISTER'S HAD MORE PULL . . . THEY DIDN'T RAISE THEIR HANDS. SO I BANNED THEM ALL TO THE "ROCK" OR ALCATRAZ! LOL. THIS BROTHER AND SISTER STUFF IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! IN REALITY, WHO DO YOU SPEND MORE TIME WITH? THE SIBLINGS! I LOVE THE GANG. SO, THE WORSHIP OF THE "CULT OF THE BREASTS" WAS CHECKING ME OUT! LOL. MUST BE AN UNDERCOVER COP, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT! GETTING A CHUCKLE THINKING ABOUT THE DREAM, THE NEXT SIGN, THAT CAME TO ME, ON THE BUS, WAS, THE WORDS, "CENTRAL ASSISTANCE" . . . FOR THOSE OF YOU, WHO DON'T KNOW LAW ENFORCEMENT, LIKE, AN ATTORNEY DOES, OR THE JAILS, AT LEAST IN UTAH, THE CONTROLLING BOOTH OF A JAIL OR CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, IS CALLED, "CENTRAL!" I THOUGHT, THE COPS WOULD BE SURE TO HELP ON THIS ONE . . . IS SHE THE REAL ONE OR NOT? I DID HAVE A DREAM, THAT, SISTER, RACHEL, HAD HER IMPLANTS, REMOVED, SEVERAL MONTHS AGO . . . IT IS WORTH, A FEW COOL BILLIONS AND KEEPS THE COPS, DAZED AND CONFUSED, LIKE THEY NEED HELP! LOL. I AM STILL GETTING THE DAILY, RAZZ-MET-TAZZ, FROM THE COPS, OR SO IT SEEMS! FRIDAY NIGHT, I WAS, JUST LEAVING THE GREENWOOD LIBRARY AFTER, HAVING A STINK OP, BLOWN IN BELLEVUE, SO FIGURING I WAS DONE FOR THE NIGHT, SO RELAXED, AND NOT WANTING TO RACE BACK TO THE HAMMOND HOUSE, BECAUSE, I HAVE A CHORE THAT IS MAKING ME OLD! THE KITCHEN DINNER DISHES! I HAVEN'T HAD KITCHEN DUTY, SINCE I GOT A DIVORCE BACK IN 1989! IT IS PROBABLY PSYCHOLOGICAL! BUT I AM EXHAUSTED AND SO I MY PARTNER! THANK GOD SHE IS YOUNG! LOL. ONE MORE NIGHT AND COUNTING. SO, I WALK OUT OF THE GREENWOOD LIBRARY, AND, ALMOST LIKE A HABIT, GRATEFULLY, ON TWO OF THREE WEEKEND NIGHTS, THIS BEING, FRIDAY, I DITCH INTO TACO DEL MAR, TO GET A BITE TO EAT, DRINK A COKE, AND I LOVE TO PEOPLE AND TRAFFIC WATCH, SITTING LISTENING TO MUSIC, BEING AMONG, NOW, NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS! CHEERS! SO NICE. I PUT MY BACKPACK ON THE TABLE NEAR THE WINDOW, AND IN ABOUT, ONE SECOND, I SEE THIS SEATTLE PD, SUV, CROSS, OVER ONCOMING TRAFFIC, AND CUT, STRAIGHT TO THE CROSSWALK, LOOKING LIKE IT WAS GOING TO RUN, STRAIGHT INTO THE DIVA ESPRESSO CAFE'? WHAT THE FUCK? WERE THEY GUNNING FOR ME? WHAT IS GOING ON? VERY BIZARRE. THE COP GETS OUT, ACTING PISSED, NO SIRENS, NO LIGHTS, AND GETS OUT AND SLAMS THE DOOR, LIKE WE MISSED HER AGAIN! I HAVE HAD COPS COME IN THE LIBRARY TO STALK ME OR INTIMIDATE, I HAVE HAD THEM DO A STINK OP, ABOUT THE SAME TIME, AND CLOSING TIME ON A WEEKEND, AND AGAIN, WITH A LUCK OF FATE, HAVE LEFT EARLY, JUST LIKE I DID ON FRIDAY NIGHT! AS PEOPLE CAME IN FROM RUBBER NECKING, NOBODY COULD TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON? WE ALL JUST ASSUMED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT . . .EXCEPT ME. PEOPLE WERE CRANING THEIR NECKS, AND COULD SEE A GODDAMNED THING. STINK OP! I LOOKED DOWN THE STREET, AND SAW A FIRE TRUCK OR SUV, WITH WARNING LIGHTS FLASHING? I NEVER SAW, AN AMBULANCE, NEVER SAW A TOW TRUCK, NEVER SAW, ANOTHER, COP NEAR WHERE I WAS, UNTIL, 45 MINUTES LATER? STINK OP, THAT THE ART OF DELAY, STOPPED! PISSED ABOUT EXPOSING THE BOOBS FOR WHAT THEY ARE, ALL BOOB JOBS? AHHHH. TOO BAD! A TASTE OF REALITY, BOYZ! STOP WORSHIPING, RUBBER BALLS IN A CHICK'S CHEST, THAT ANYONE COULD DO WITH A MASTER CARD! LOL. THIS BLOGGER, THE ONLY BLOGGER, THE WOMAN, WALKING IN GREENWOOD AND HANGING AT THE LIBRARY, GOING FROM, GREENWOOD TO BELLEVUE AND BACK EACH DAY, THE SAME CHICK, YOU FORCE TO THREE DIFFERENT LA FITNESS'S ON A DAILY BASIS, IS THE ONE, WHO WAS SITTING IN TACO DEL MAR, THE ONLY LOGICAL PLACE I COULD BE! I THINK, THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE HEADING ME OFF AT THE PASS! LOL! I AM THE GHOST! EVENTUALLY, MR. ILLEGAL, BLOCKING THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSWALK, FIGURED THAT I WASN'T COMING! HE DROVE OFF, AND ALL HIS BACK UP, STARTED TO COME TOO . . . WHITE HIGHWAY PATROL, FIREFIGHTING, AND A FEW UNDERCOVER, ASSET FORFEITED, VEHICLES, GEARED UP, FOR BEAR! MISSED ME AGAIN! 6 YEARS AND 5 STATES OF FUCKING UP! LOL. THE REAL ICE CREAM SHAKES! SO, SATURDAY MORNING, I GOT OUT TO BELLEVUE, EARLY, THINKING, I AM GOING TO GET MY EXERCISING OVER, BEFORE THE COPS GET UP! ALWAYS THE EARLY FORCE! NOW THE REASON IT IS SO HARD TO FOLLOW ME, IS THERE ARE NO PREDICTABLE PATTERNS, FOR SURE . . . I AM EASILY DISSUADED, AND A DETOUR IS ALWAYS, A REALITY, WITH THREE CHOICES, WITHIN, SECONDS, LEAVING, COPS, LIKE THE SECOND MOUSE IN A MAZE, WITH PTSD, WHILE THE FIRST, MOUSE, ME, IS NOT STRESSED BECAUSE, I AM THE ONE, LEADING BOTH OF US THROUGH THE MAZE! LOL. SO, I GET OFF THE 550 SOUNDER, STOP, LOOK TO SEE WHEN, 249 IS COMING, THINKING I REALLY, SHOULD GO EXERCISE WITH, LA FITNESS SIGN, LOOMING OVER THE BUILDINGS ACROSS THE STREET, WITH, BLAZING BAGELS, CLOSED, MY FIRST PICK, SO SHIT, GET YOU ASS TO THE GYM . . . OH, THE 240 BUS TO RENTON, IS SITTING THEIR WAITING FOR ME, WALMART, SEE IF THEY HAVE THAT RADIO I WANT . . . GREAT, MY CHARIOT OF FIRE, WHISKS ME TO SAFETY ONCE AGAIN! THINKING ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD, THE BUS, TURNS ONTO, RICHARD ROAD, A BUS COMING FROM FACTORIA, IS AT THE STOP LIGHT, AND JUST AT THAT SECOND, A BLACK & WHITE ROACH, BELLEVUE PD, COMES RACING AROUND THE CORNER, AND THE COP, IS LOOKING AND STRAINING HE HEAD, OUT OF HIS DRIVER SIDE WINDOW, ALMOST LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE BUS, RIGHT WERE I WAS SITTING, MAKING EYE TO EYE CONTRACT! WHAT THE FUCK? THEY TRACK MY BUS CARD, AND THEY CAN SEE ME ON SURVEILLANCE! LOL. STINK OP PLANNED FOR LA FITNESS, THIS MORNING BOYZ? CENTRAL HELPING WITH THE KEN'S MARKET "CHECK OUT" MACHINE? LOL! FUCK THIS IS THE SAME WALMART I GO TO, ALL THE TIME, BUT ON 241! FUCK, THEY DON'T HAVE THE RADIOS, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO THE OTHER WALMART THE ONE, I GET TO TAKING THE 101 RENTON FROM THE TUNNEL DOWNTOWN! I NEEDED THAT VITAMIN STORE MOST OF ALL! SHIT A WAITED MORNING, BUT FOR AVOIDING AN AMBUSH! KISS YOU GOD! MS. MAGOO STYLE OF GET AWAY! THAT COP LOOKED PISSED AND MEAN! I AT LEAST SAW, AN UNDERCOVER, DUDE, AFTER GETTING MY SECOND BREAKFAST, AT BURGER KING! THE SUMMER JUST GOT COOLER. YOU GOT AN UPGRADE! SEE I HAVE A FACE, THAT IS A 10, SO PERFECT ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED, PUSSY, ONLY . . . WATCH WERE YOU DIG, BOYZ, ASK, EAT A BANANA A DAY, BREAKFAST GURU, SKATEBOARD MIKE, JUST WHAT A PUSSY CAT I AM! LOL. FRONT PAGE TALENT! I EAT BANANAS AND HOT DOGS FOR BREAKFAST DAILY, JUST OF A DIFFERENT KIND! LOL. SO FUN! THEY WILL KILL ME WHEN THEY GET ME! PROBLEM FOR THEM IS, I AM SMARTER THAN, THEIR COLLEGE TRAINED GIRLS, NO MATCH FOR THIS ATTORNEYS, ATTORNEYS, SUPREME COURT LEVEL, JUST LIKE TH BOOB JOB, I DID THE CLIMB! ATTORNEY, KAY, WOUJLDA, COULDA, DIDN'T! I DID! ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER MOUNTAIN, IT'S ABOUT THE CLIMB! THE LEARNING IS IN THE JOURNEY, NOT STEALING THE FLAG, AND KICKING THE TEETH OF THE REAL ATTORNEY, IN THE MOUTH, BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING SOME, TOP BRASS ASS COP IN D.C.! A CERTAIN TYPE OF JUSTICE. GREAT LYRICS TO SOME NEW AND OLD SONGS THIS MORNING AT JACK IN THE BOX . . . MY REVENGE . . . "I WANT TO REMAIN A CHILD WITH YOU FOREVER. WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE . . . ?" RIGHT THEN, AN OLD BLACK MAN, WALKED BY WITH A WALKER, AND I THOUGHT OF MILES, SEEMING SO OLD, LAST TIME I WAS WITH HIM. BRETT WAS AN OLD MAN, THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, 12 YEARS AGO, WHAT WOULD HE LOOK LIKE NOW? KAY, SAME THING. SHELLEY, COULD BARELY WALK? RACHEL, AGING AND SPREADING, EVEN WITH, ALL THAT, NIP & TUCK! KENNEDY, AGING. WAS HE COWBOY IN MONTANA? FUCK, THREE YEARS--COULD HE HAVE AGED THAT MUCH? JERRY, SAME . . . HE WAS 8 YEARS OLD THAN ME, BACK IN THE DAY . . . HE LOOKS, LIKE A LITTLE OLD MAN, NOW? FUCK, I WOULDN'T DATE MY DAUGHTERS' HUSBANDS--OUT OF MY AGE RANGE NOW! LOL. THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD, MOMS AND DADS, LOOK AGE APPROPRIATE, AND I DON'T, THAT HAS BEEN PART OF THE PROBLEM! WHEN, I GET MY WASHINGTON STATE I.D., WAITING FOR A RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS, RATHER THAN, A SHELTER ADDRESS, I THOUGHT, I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE, ACCUSING ME OF LYING, OR FABRICATING MY AGE, THAT I AM JUST GOING TO PUT, 35 ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, BUT THAT WOULD BE "FALSIFYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS" AND THAT IS A FELONY! I AM, IN A STRANGE, TIME WARP, FOREVER 21? I NO LONGER NEED READING GLASSES. I DON'T NEED TO TOUCH UP MY GRAY HAIR? SO, WHAT'S UP? MAYBE, GOD IS SAYING, YOU WILL NEVER GET JUSTICE, WITH THIS CREW, HAVING THEIR CONNECTIONS, NOR WILL YOU GET THE MONEY, BUT, LIKE "THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY" BY OSCAR WILDE, RATHER THAN, YOUR ENEMIES, LOOKING, AT A PORTRAIT OF YOU AGING, THEY WILL AGE, AND SEE YOU, AND NOTICE THAT YOU ARE NOT AGING! FUCK, I AM DOWN TO HIGH SCHOOL BOYZ, CHECKING ME OUT! I DID SOME STUDENT TEACHING, TIMPVIEW HIGH SCHOOL, IN PROVO, UTAH, BEFORE GOING TO LAW SCHOOL, AND SOME KID, ACTUALLY, ASKED ME TO THE PROM! LOL. SMART BOY, PRETTIER THAN ALL THE HIGH SCHOOL CHICKS, I AM NOT EMBARRASSED! LOL. LAST FALL WHEN, I WAS ROCKIN' EVERYTHING, GOING TO THE GYM, 6 DAYS A WEEK, AND REALLY, ACTUALLY, FEELING, 35, IF THEY HAD, NOT INTERFERED WITH MY ROUTINE, AND STOPPED ME THROUGH FINANCIAL TERRORISM, ATTACKING EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE AND FINANCES, I WOULD HAVE LONG BEEN WHERE I WANTED TO BE . . . THEY ARE STAYING RIGHT ON IT, DAILY, NOW . . . NOT GOING TO LET ME EVEN GET STARTED! IT IS A PROCESS, GETTING HOMELESSNESS, CHORES, VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS, WORK OUTS, ALL COORDINATED, BUT WHEN, THEY ALL KICK IN, I AM DEADLY! IF ALLOWED, AND THAT IS THEIR BIGGEST FEAR, I LOOK YOUNGER, THAN, I DID AT 46, WHEN, I WAS FIRST POISONED! FEAR THIS! PERFECT FACE. 100 YEARS OLD AND NO WRINKLES! I THINK I HAVE LESS THAN, WHEN, I STARTED USING, OIL OF OLAY, BACK, AT AGE 26, WHEN, I STARTED TO NOTICE, I WAS GETTING CROWS FEET . . . CROFEET NO MORE! WHAT WOULD YOU PAY? TO STAY A CHILD WITH ME FOREVER? IF I WERE TO CHOSE, I WOULD LIKELY CHOSE THIS ANYWAY . . . I JUST WANT MY KIDS TO KNOW WHO THEIR MOTHER IS! ROCK STAR! FORMERLY, HUMBLE AND NEVER TOOK CREDIT, JUST ON TO THE NEXT MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB, EASY PREY, FOR THOSE WATCHING ALL THOSE AWARDS, CERTIFICATES AND HONORS, GOING UNCLAIMED! I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB, NEVER DID, EVEN THE BLOG FOR THE MONEY, FAME, OR POWER . . . . LICENSED TO SERVE! USING YOUR TALENTS FOR GOOD . . . CODE TO SAVE A LIFE! SIGN ON A BUS RIGHT NOW IN SEATTLE! COOL. SILENT FILM NITE . . . PROBABLY CIA ENTERTAINMENT, CLAIMED, FEMALE UNSUSPECTING PORN STAR, WITH BLACK LOVER, AFTER DUMPING, WAS, RACHEL . . BUT IT WASN'T, THAT WAS ME! I DON'T MIND ADDING, PORN QUEEN TO MY RESUME, EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT! I AM SURE HE IS! I HAVE A PENCHANTS FOR REVENGE, OF THE SWEETEST KIND! WHY DO YOU THINK, ALL MY EX'S, DON'T JUST LIVE IN TEXAS, BUT WANT TO KILL ME! LOL. THEY STILL LOVE ME! I'M A HEARTBREAKER, OF THE WORST KIND . . . SHE'LL HAVE YOU ON YOUR KNEES IF YOU LET HER, SHE HAS YOUR HEART, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT! SHE'S AN EASY LOVER. WHAT THEY WOULDN'T GIVE, TO STAY A CHILD WITH ME FOREVER? WHAT PRICE? ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT THEY STOLE . . . MY MONEY, AND ALL I HAVE, IS, PAYBACK, COMPENSATION, FOR STEALING THEIR HEARTS AND KEEPING THEM! THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE WOMEN THEY LOVE, BUT, I WAS THE ORIGINAL, KEEPER OF THE HEART AND THAT CAN'T BE RESTORED! PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. "I'M NOT REVERSIBLE!" SECOND HUBBY, BEFORE, I GOT POISONED TO TAME ME, OR KILL ME, SAID, YOU DON'T JUST BRAND YOUR MEN, YOU CORRAL THEM, AND KEEP THEM! KEEPER OF THE HEARTS. KEEPER OF THE LONELY. THERE ARE LOVERS, AND THEN, THERE ARE LOVERS! THEY SEE, THAT ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE & WAR! CHALLENGERS ARE ONLY, "COLLATERAL DAMAGE" TO THESE MARINES AND COPS! LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD . . . THEY REFUSE TO LOSE! HIGH RISK. BIG TIME STAKES. BUT I'M A PLAYER, AND I REFUSE TO LOSE TOO! SO FAR . . . 6 YEARS X AT LEAST, 2 STINK OPS A DAY . . . NOT GOOD AT MATH, BUT, SOMEWHERE AROUND, 3600 WINS FOR ME, AND ZERO FOR THE COPS AND MARINES? AND I AM JUST A GIRL. TALK LIKE A GUY. KISS LIKE A GIRL. IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE MEN, SO GIVE IT UP! LOL. I AM A WARRIOR TOO! GOD IS A BETTER INTEL MAN, THAT, ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN! PERIOD! MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! HE MAKES YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE CLOWNS! ALL IN THE RHYTHM OF LIFE FOR ME. IT'S THE CLIMB! WOULDA, COULDA, DID! THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS TO SUCCESS! HOW DO YOU ARGUE WITH SUCCESS, IN EVERY FUCKING AREA OF MY LIFE? MY KIDS LIVES? YOU CAN'T. TO ARGUE FOR YOUR WOMEN, IS TO DEFEND THE INDEFENSIBLE! YOU CAN'T. LOVE'EM, LEAVE'EM, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME, JUST GET THEM THE FUCK, OFF MY CLOUD AND OUT OF MY WORLD! TAKE THEM, BUT LEAVE, ME, ALONE! LYRICS FROM AN ANGRY WHITE BOY, YOU HAVE SEVERELY TREATED AND INJURED, IN THIS MESS! LIVE RAD! THE WINCHESTER MANSION. BE UP FOR IT! ON BANDCAMP. GOLDEN BROWNS. THE STRANGLERS. ANGRY BOYS. DESPERATE. DANGEROUS. SCRATCH IT OUT! THROUGH BLOODY FINGERTIPS. STATIC MAN CHILD. HE'S RENDERED USELESS. VICIOUS BOYS. ANONYMOUS. FUCK ON ASPHALT! GO FUCK YOURSELVES. SEPTIC FLESH. SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE! GAY HIP HOP INDUSTRY. THEY NEVER PUBLISHED! MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE, AND YOUR HOUSE IS MINE! THAT IS WHAT THEY SAID. DEAL WITH IT AND DON'T STEP OUT OF LINE! GO FUCK YOURSELVES! RIPEN INTO TARGETS! READ OUT. PLAYING A CLOCK. CREATE A CONSTITUTIONAL SPLITTING CONTEST. YOU LOST! LOVE THE ONE YOUR WITH! I'VE LOOKED FOR THE PERFECT MAN, FOR 63 YEARS . . . YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED! WAYFAIR. U.S. APPROACH. GANGSTER LIKE & REGRETTABLE. PROBABLE CAUSE. CRIME. TESTIMONY ESSENTIAL TO INVESTIGATION! BE UP FOR IT! IMAGINATION IS KING! LYRICS: MAYBE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING I DON'T. I KNOW SHE LOVES THE SUNLIGHT. I KNOW SHE HAS OTHER GUYS . . . MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE UP? SO DON'T TELL ME YOU MIGHT JUST LET IT GO. NO ONE LIKES TO BE LEFT OUT . . . YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY HARD TO BE WITH ME . . . I'M EASY, EASY, EASY, LIKE SUNDAY MORNING! THE HARDER I TRY, THE FURTHER YOU FALL. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD . . . PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT, ALL THOSE SILLY THINGS YOU DO! IMAGINATION IS KING. SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION! YOU AND I ARE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE. WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT! OH, OH, YOU'VE GOT THE BEST OF MY LOVE. I WANNA LOVE YOU THE BEST THAT I CAN. CAUGHT UP IN A TOUCH. BURIED IN A RUSH. ISN'T THAT THE WAY LOVE IS SUPPOSE TO BE? IN A WAY, I KNOW MY HEART IS WAKING UP, CLOSER THAN EVER BEFORE . . . SUDDEN'Y, I'M MELTING INTO YOU. I CAN FEEL YOU BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. I CAN FEEL THE MAGIC FLOATING IN THE AIR . . . BEING WITH YOU, GETS ME THAT WAY. I LOOK AROUND. IT'S YOU I CAN'T REPLACE . . . BABY, PLEASE. PERFECT DOESN'T EXIST. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT. EVERYONE WANTS TO STEAL MY GIRL--EVERYONE WANTS TO TAKE HER HEART.

GUYSPY VOICE . . . YOU MAKE LOVING FUN!

LOVE SHOULD BE FUN!

SEX SHOULD BE FUN!

NOT DRAMA AND TEARS!

I LISTENED TO A COUPLE, DATING, IT WAS LIKE, LISTENING TO PAINT DRY!  SO BORING, SO, STALE, SO, PRETENTIOUS . . . TRYING SO HARD TO IMPRESS, TO SOUND, INTELLECTUAL, SMART, FUNNY, AND WELL, INFORMED, BUT SO BORING, AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH . . . IF YOU CAN'T JUST BE YOURSELF WITH THIS PERSON, DITCH THEIR ASSES!

LOVE IS EASY, EASY, LIKE A SUNDAY MORNING!

IF THINGS ARE TOUGH WITH THIS OTHER, PERSON, YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE TOUGH, BUT, THE FEELINGS CAN'T BE STOPPED!

THE BAD AND GOOD THING ABOUT LOVE, IS, IT NEVER LEAVES, NEVER DIES, NEVER, HIDES, AND ALWAYS HURTS!

IN THE "SEX ISSUE" OF "THE STRANGER" THERE IS AN AD, FOR, CLUB SAPPHIRE . . . TWO HOTTER THAN HOT GUYS, LOVING ON ONE VERY HOT, FEMALE . . . SEXY IN SEATTLE--WHERE IT'S ALWAYS WET!

THAT IS SEX WITHOUT LOVE!

LOVE DOESN'T SHARE WELL.

HOT CHAT WITH "REAL" MEN?

"REAL" MEN. POWERFUL LOVE!

COMPETITIVE.

DON'T DO WELL WITH RIVALS!

DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.

POWERFULLY, LOVING WOMEN, DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS, EITHER.

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE AN IMPACT?

YES.

REVOLUTIONIZE SEX, BY COMBINING IT WITH LOVE!

CHECKING MY BOOBS OUT?  LOW LEVEL. COP SHOP SHIT.

MEN DON'T LOVE AND WANT TO KILL ME FOR MY BODY!

SO MUCH MORE THAN HOT!

BEAUTY  IS SKIN DEEP . . . LOVE WILL RIP YOU TO THE CORE!

NATIONS ARE CONQUERED FOR LOVE, NOT SEX!

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN, JUST SEX, AND SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE!

I SAW A SIGN OR POSTER, AND, I WAS HOPING, THAT, THROUGH, GOD INTEL, IT WAS MY ROCK STAR SON, COMING TO THE REALIZATION, THAT, GOING DRY, UNTIL YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY, LOVE, IS NOT A BAD OR HARD THING!

WE ALL HAVE BIOLOGICAL NEEDS, BUT, THE BRUTAL BATTERY, SEX, CAN HAVE, TAKING A HUGE TOLL ON OUR EMOTIONS, WITH, ONLY A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP, CAN, BE, DEMORALIZING, DEBILITATING, AND DEVASTATING!

DO NOT JUDGE YOUR LOVER, ON HER OR HIS BODY, THAT IS ALWAYS A NICE PLUS, BUT, GO FOR EMOTIONAL, JOY, FUN, GOOD TIMES, DIGGING HANGING OUT WITH EACH OTHER . . . RAGING SEX, DIES, WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR, OF ABOUT ANY, MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIPS; THEREFORE, DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET, OR IT IS YOUR CASKET!

YOU SHOULD MAKE LOVING FUN!

DON'T DATE, THE GALS, THE GUYS, ALL THINK IS THE HOTTEST . . . SO MANY, MARRY, FOR GANG APPROVAL.  WHO HAS TO EAT, SLEEP, DRINK, CLEAN, LIVE, AND RAISE KIDS, YOURS OR THEIRS WITH THEM?  NOT YOUR BUDDIES OR GAL FRIENDS!

BAD BOYZ STAY BAD BOYZ.  BAD GIRLZ DO TOO!

NOT MUCH FUTURE IN THEM!

GOOD LOOKS ARE ALMOST A CURSE . . . YOU JUST HAVE SO MANY OPTIONS FOR MATES, BUT, FEW FOR LOVE!  PEOPLE ARE FOCUSED ON YOUR LOOKS, AND NOTHING MORE!  TROPHIES CAN'T LAST, LONG, IN A WORLD OF DECAY, AGING, AND DEMISE.

IT YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU DON'T NEED, CRAZY, DANGEROUS, BIZARRE, KINKY, SEX!

I HAVE LOVED MEN, I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED, EVEN MORE, THAN SOME I HAVE HAD HOT SEX WITH!

ALL THE MEN, I HAVE LOVED, I STILL  LOVE . . . SEX, HAD LITTLE TO NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT CERTAINLY  HELPS, ADDS THAT TWIST, THAT SPARK, THAT, FIRE . . . BUT IN THE LONG RUN . . . JUST LIKE FRYER TUCK, IN ROMEO AND JULIET, SAID . . . SOMETHING LIKE, NEW FLAMES BURN HOT, WITH PASSION, BUT BURN OUT . . . OLD LOVE, IS IN THE EMBERS, THE SLOW, PATIENT, LONG SUFFERING, TENDER, CARING, WILLING TO STICK IT OUT, LOVE.

YESTERDAY, ON THE BUS, THERE WAS A NOT SO HANDSOME, DUDE, WHO, HAD RED-HAIR, SO, JUST SYMBOLIC, AND HE WAS WITH, SOMEONE WHO LOOKED, LIKE, SORT OF, MY SON'S FIRST LOVE, CRYSTAL . . . THE THOUGHT, KEPT COMING TO MY MIND, "YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED" . . . EL HAS HAD THE CHICK, THAT EVERY MAN, DREAMS OF, HE WROTE SONGS TO . . . BUT, IN REALITY, SEEING HER AGAIN, HE WAS STILL ATTRACTED, BUT, HE REMEMBERED, WHY HE WAS SO, GLAD TO NOT BE WITH HER!  LOL.  HE JUST GOT OUT OF ANOTHER, LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP, SMART, CUTE, FUN, BUT HE WAS GETTING BORED.

IT WAS INTERESTING, WITH THE COUPLE, I SAW, YESTERDAY . . . SHE, HAD A SERVICE DOG WITH HER, AND SHE WAS BLIND, IT LOOKED, BUT THE TWO WERE TENDER, AND SWEET, WITH EACH OTHER, AND, THE THOUGHT CAME TO MIND, SHE WOULD HAVE TO KEEP, ELLIOT ON A TIGHT LEASH!  LOL.  HE IS GROWING INTO HIS GOOD LOOKS!  WOMEN, DIG HIM, HE HAS GROUPIES, AS BANDS DO, BUT, ONE NIGHT STANDS, ARE GOING TO GET HIM, NOWHERE!

THERE ARE PEOPLE, WHO CAN LOVE US FOR LIFE . . . FIND THEM, MAYBE THEY ARE NOT THE BEST LOOKING, AND, NOT WHAT YOUR BUDS THINK, YOU DESERVE, OR SHOULD BE WITH, BUT, IN THE LONG RUN, THEY ARE EVERYTHING YOU NEED, MAY, HAVE BEEN, THE INSPIRATION, YOU, GOT IN THE PAST!

LOOK AT JOHN LENNON, AND YOKO ONO . . .  HE COULD HAVE HAD ANYONE!

LINDA MCCARTNEY, DO YA THINK PAUL COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN, SOMEONE, HOTTER?  BUT HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN, SOMEONE HE LOVED MORE!

AT SOME POINT, YOU DON'T MARRY SOMEONE, TO PLEASE OTHERS!

MARRIAGE IS A PARTNERSHIP!

IF THERE ARE TEN, THINGS THAT GO INTO MARRIAGE, DON'T FOCUS, ON JUST THE PHYSICAL!

WITH PHYSICAL PROFESSIONS, THAT IS THEIR WORLD!  SO, IT IS HARD, TO NOT FOCUS ON JUST THAT . . . JUST REMEMBER, PSYCHOPATHS, ONLY, HAVE ONE STANDARD, AND THAT IS THE "IMAGE" OR THEY "ONLY" JUDGE ON THE PHYSICAL . . . THAT IS 1/10TH OF WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A GOOD MARRIAGE OR A REWARDING FUN, RELATIONSHIP!

IMAGINATION IS KING!

SHE LOVES THE SUNLIGHT . . . DO YOU!

LAST WEEK IN GREENWOOD, THERE WAS THE ANNUAL CAR SHOW.

AT TIMES, I LOOK AT THESE OLD, POT GUT, BEER DRINKING, FUN, FOOTBALL LOVING, MEAT AND POTATO, CAMPING AND FISHING TYPES, AND GO, THAT IS WHAT I REALLY WANT!

I JUST WANT SOMEONE FUN!

SOMEONE I ENJOY, SPENDING TIME WITH!

I HAVE AN UNCOMPLICATED LIFE AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!

I LOVE THE SUNLIGHT, THE MOUNTAINS, THE PINE TREES, THE RIVERS, THE LAKES, THE FRESH AIR!

IN ANY GIVEN DAY, THERE ARE SEVERAL MEN, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE THAT RATTLE THROUGH MY BRAIN . . . ALL, GOOD LOOKING, SOME, I KNOW BETTER THAN OTHERS, DEPENDING ON THE SONG, IS WHO IS KING, FOR THE THREE MINUTES, BUT, TRYING TO IMPRESS ME, TAKE ME ON SOME, OUT OF THIS WORLD DATE, FLY ME TO, NEW YORK FOR DINNER, OR WHATEVER, IS A TOTAL, NO!

SEE ME AT A GROCERY STORE, OR AT MCDONALD'S, WHEREVER, STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH ME, AND SAY, HEY, I AM, GOING FOR A RIDE, IN THE MOUNTAINS, OR TO MY FAVORITE LAKE, DO YOU WANT TO COME?

FUCK YEAH!