SCALD. THE ANGRY BIRDS--EARN ANGRY BIRD ACTION! POWER-UPS! THE PLOT THICKENS: GOATS & TAXES . . .NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS . . . I WOULD DATE JOHN BARON OR JOHN MILLER, TRUMPS PUBLICIST, THEY SOUND PRETTY COOL, BUT I WOULD NOT DATE TRUMP, BACK IN THE DAY, BEFORE HE MARRIED MARLA MAPLES, WAS HANGING WITH MADONNA AND ALL THE OTHER WOMEN, WHO ALLEGEDLY WANTED HIM, NOR WOULD I VOTE FOR MR.TRUMP! LOL! THE STRONG MAN, TRUMP, IS LIVING IN A FALSE SENSE OF MAN-HOOD AND WEALTH--REAL WIVES WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BY NOW, MARRYING WOMEN FROM TRANSYLVANIA, WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL ENOUGH TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT, NOR CORRECT HIS LIES, HAVE NOT DONE HIM THE SERVICE "REAL" WIVES, WOULD HAVE DONE ON THE MAN BY NOW! LOL! APPARENTLY, MR. TRUMP, PUT GOATS ON HIS LUXURY GOLF COURSE, TO QUALIFY, FOR TAX PURPOSES, AS AGRICULTURAL LANDS, AND THERE IS SOME PROVISION IN THE FEDERAL TAX CODE, THAT, IF YOU ARE PROFESSIONAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER, ON A GRAND SCALE, YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY ANY TAXES AT ALL! YAHOO! LET'S GO FOR THAT! ALTHOUGH MR. TRUMP HAS BEEN ALMOST A LIFE TIME DEMOCRAT, RECENTLY TURNED REPUBLICAN, HE IS A REPUBLICAN CREATION, WITH CONGRESS ALWAYS PASSING TAX BREAKS FOR THE RICH! THE GOAT AND THE REAL ESTATE THING ARE LUDICROUS! MSNBC, JOY REID, MADE THE COMPARISON, BETWEEN SMIRKS, THAT TRUMP IS LIKE THE MOVIE, "CATFISH" WHERE HE NEVER WAS GROOMED TO BE PRESIDENT, AND HAD HE BEEN, HE SURELY WOULD HAVE MADE DIFFERENT CHOICES. WORLD LEADERS ARE STARTING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION, AND TAKING ACTION, ACCORDING TO WHAT MR. TRUMP SAYS, REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT PRESIDENT YET, THEREFORE, EVERYTHING IS JUST A SUGGESTION OPEN TO CHANGE AFTER HE IS ELECTED! LEOPARDS DON'T CHANGE THEIR SPOTS . . . TRUMP CAN'T SAY, HE WILL BE MORE PRESIDENTIAL, WHEN HE IS ELECTED, OR THAT HIS POSITIONS WILL CHANGE! THE WORLD IS WATCHING, AND HOLDING THEIR BREATH, BECAUSE, LIKE IT OR NOT, AMERICAN POLITICS, EFFECT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, IN CASE, WE HAVEN'T NOTICED! SOME POLITICAL PUNDITS SAY, THAT HILLARY NEEDS TO BE BIGGER THAN TRUMP? IN WHAT RESPECT? AS A TV PERSONALITY, AS WELL KNOWN . . . THAT SHE IS! IN REAL ESTATE OR WEALTH, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SHIT! I LIKE WHAT THE NEWLY ELECTED MUSLIM MAYOR OF LONDON, SAID: (1) HE IS A HILLARY SUPPORTER; (2) HE IS A FEMINIST, HE HAS TWO DAUGHTERS; (3) HE SEES HER AS HIGHLY QUALIFIED, IN POLITICS, RUNNING THE COUNTRY, AND IN WORLD AFFAIRS . . . THAT IS THE TITLE OF A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, SHE WILL NOT BE JUDGING MS. UNIVERSE PAGEANTS AND TALKING SMACK ABOUT HIPS, BREASTS AND THIGHS WITH RUSSIAN PRESIDENT PUTIN, RATING THE CONTESTANTS, FROM 1 TO 10, LIKE MR. PLAYBOY COVER SHOT, TRUMP, YUCKING IT UP WITH TAWDRY TALK SHOW HOST HOWARD STERN, OR HIS RACIST, SEXIST, KKK BUTLER, WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD A HUGE ASS INFLUENCE ON MR. TRUMP, OVER WHAT 27 YEARS? HIS BUTLER, SEEMED TO HAVE MORE SAY IN THE TRUMP, POLICIES, THAN HIS NOT AMERICAN BRAND WIVES! DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK, WE ARE GOING TO BELIEVE, YOUR TRADE POSITIONS, ON BRINGING BACK, AMERICAN FACTORIES, JOBS, AND MONEY, WHEN, YOUR PERSONAL LIFE DOESN'T REFLECT THAT POSITION AT ALL, IN THE WOMEN YOU CHOOSE! NOW, I AM A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ATTORNEY, WHO HAS HAD 5 STATEWIDE JOBS, TAUGHT AT THREE COLLEGES, HAVE WRITTEN AWARD WINNING MANUALS ON SEXUAL ASSAULT AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, REAL PROBLEMS, REAL PEOPLE, AND REAL MARRIAGES AND REAL DATING PEOPLE HAVE, I HAVE BEEN LISTED AS #2 IN THE NATION FOR CIVIL RIGHTS DEFENSE, AND I UNDERSTAND THE ISSUES, THE CONSTITUTIONAL PROVISIONS, AND MENTALITY, RATIONAL, AND POSITION, PRESIDENT OBAMA JUST TOOK, IN HIS BATHROOM POLICY FOR TRANSGENDER STUDENTS, ENCOURAGING, STATES, SCHOOL BOARDS, SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS TO HELP PROTECT, TRANSGENDER STUDENTS, WHO ALREADY HAVE A HARD TIME, AND ISSUES, AND DON'T NEED TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE GOING TO THE RESTROOMS, WHICH BY ANY HIGH SCHOOLS STANDARDS, CAN BE A SCARY PLACE AT BEST . . . MY OWN, WHITE COUSIN, BACK IN THE 70'S WAS IN FEAR OF HER LIFE, GOING INTO A BATHROOM, IN OGDEN, UTAH, WHEN THE CHICANO GANGS, RULED THE STREETS AND SCHOOLS, TAKING OVER BATHROOMS, AND TURF, IN SCHOOLS. SOME OF THESE TRANSGENDER STUDENTS, CAN'T EVEN BE DETECTED, BY THE BEST OF US, AS TO THE DIFFERENCES, WEARING CLOTHING THAT REFLECTS THEIR IDENTITY, AND THE GENDER, THEY MOST ASSOCIATE WITH . . . SO HOW IS IT GOING TO LOOK, WHEN A TRANSGENDER FEMALE, GOES, DRESSED IN A DRESS INTO THE MALE BATHROOM? PRETTY DAMNED SCARY THOUGHT! AT THE POVERELLO CENTER, I SAW THIS TRANSGENDER IDENTITY, THING PUT INTO ACTION, BY STAFF, SO COOL, SO SMOOTH, THAT MANY OF US, WERE PROBABLY TAKEN BACK BY THE STATEMENT, AND HAD TO THINK, A BIT, TO GET OUR HEADS AROUND IT, BUT THERE IS A WOMEN'S HEALTH SEMINAR, ONCE A MONTH, AND THE STAFF, ANNOUNCED THE MEETING, AND SIMPLY SAID, ANYONE WHO IS A WOMAN, OR IS FEMALE IDENTIFIED, IS INVITED! THAT WAS IT. SIMPLE, STRAIGHTFORWARD, KIND, AND THOUGHTFUL, OR BY THESE YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENTS, WHO HAVE BEEN RAISED IN MORE LIBERAL ATMOSPHERES, DIDN'T HAVE TO BLINK OR THINK, TO DO THE RIGHT THING, BEING INCLUSIVE IN THE SHELTER POLICIES! VERY IMPRESSIVE AND A GOOD EXAMPLE! TRANSGENDERS ONLY MAKE UP, WHAT .003% OF THE POPULATION . . . THESE ARE PRECISELY THE PEOPLE, THE UNITED STATES PRESIDENT AND U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL, NEED TO PROTECT, AND THE COUNTRY, ALWAYS HAS TRIED TO PROTECT . . . WITH DUE PROCESS AND EQUAL PROTECTION, NOT ALLOWING STATES, TO FALL BELOW THE LEVEL OF PROTECTIONS AND RIGHTS, OTHER STATES, OR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SETS UP AS STANDARDS! FUCK, JOAN OF ARC, A SAINT, TODAY WOULD BE CONSIDERED, TRANSGENDER OR A CROSS DRESSER! TEXAS LT. GOVERNOR AND OTHERS, LIKE NORTH CAROLINA, AND STATES, WHO WANT THE FEDS TO STOP TREADING ON THEM, NEED TO THINK, LEARN, GROW THE FUCK UP! THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN FIGHTING ISSUE, IT IS A HUMAN DIGNITY AND RIGHTS ISSUE . . . STATES HAVE THE SPECIFIC DUTY TO PROTECT THE HEALTH, SAFETY AND WELFARE OF THEIR CITIZENS, AND WHEN THE LEVEL OF PROTECTION GOES BELOW, THAT OF ACCEPTABLE STANDARDS, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS THE EXPRESS DUTY TO PROTECT THE GENERAL WELFARE, STOPPING STATES, FROM FALLING BELOW THE STANDARDS, SET UP, TO PROTECT MINORITIES, AND IF ANYONE CAN ARGUE, THAT TRANSGENDER PERSONS, ARE NOT A MINORITY, I WOULD LIKE TO DEBATE YOU! OR GO UP AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW! WE NEED UNIFORM OPERATION OF LAWS, FULL FAITH AND CREDIT, AND ON SOME ISSUES, LIKE THIS, THERE NEEDS TO BE SAFETY STANDARDS MET! FUCK WE HAVE HAD GAY MEN, BEAT TO DEATH, AND HUNG ON WYOMING FENCE POSTS, WE HAVE HAD BLACK MEN, DRAGGED BEHIND, A TRUCK BY RED NECKS, AND TORN TO PIECES, COME ON, THIS IS A HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE! WE CAN'T EXPECT TO SET UP A WORLD STANDARD FOR COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN, SYRIA, OR ISIS, OF RESPECTING DIFFERENCES, RELIGIONS, RACES, AND SEX GENDER, STARTING WITH WOMEN IN THESE COUNTRIES, WHO CIRCUMSIZE THEIR WOMEN, CUT OFF ALL EXTERNAL GENTELIA, MUTILATING YOUNG GIRLS, TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE VIRGINS, WE CAN'T STOP HONOR KILLINGS, IF WE HAVE SOME LAME ASS, UNCONSTITUTIONAL MIND SET . . . WE NEED TO "BE RIGHT THINKING" AMERICANS! IT IS TIME WE PRACTICED TRUE RELIGIONS, OF CHARITY, LOVE, ACCEPTANCE, KINDNESS, TOLERANCE, AND WISDOM, ALL FOUND RIGHT IN THE SCRIPTURES, REPUBLICANS AND OTHERS THINK THEY ARE FOLLOWING, WITH THEIR BIGOTED, SEXIST, AND PREJUDICIAL TONES AND STANCES. TED CRUZ, LUCIFER, HIMSELF, IS OUT OF THE REPUBLICAN RACE FOR PRESIDENT, BECAUSE OF HIS LACK OF FLEXIBILITY ON KEY ISSUES . .. DONALD TRUMP, MAY BE THE FACTOR THAT CHANGES THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, BRINGING THEM BACK MORE TO THE CENTER, OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM, JUST A BIT TO THE RIGHT OF CENTER, NOT TEA PARTY, EXTREMES! ONE THING THAT MR. TRUMP HAD GONG FOR HIM, IS HE IS FLEXIBLE AND TEACHABLE! POLITICS ARE A NEW AREA FOR HIM, AND HE IS AN APPRENTICE, IN GOVERNMENT! AN EMPTY SUIT, VOID OF POLICY, CONTENT, AND POSITION, BUT, THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT IS, THAT HE HAS A CHANCE TO SURROUND HIMSELF WITH HOPEFULLY "RIGHT THINKING" AMERICANS, REPUBLICANS, OR BOTH PARTIES, WHO CAN GUIDE THIS NATION TO THE VISION OUR FOUNDING FATHERS HAD FOR THIS COUNTRY, A COUNTRY AND VISION, THAT MEN, LIKE LINCOLN, KENNEDY, MARIN LUTHER KING JR. AND OTHERS HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO TRY TO ACCOMPLISH . . . WE CAN DO THIS AMERICA, BE RIGHT THINKING THAT IS! START AT HOME, IN YOUR STATES, IN YOUR SCHOOLS, AND IN YOUR SCHOOL BATHROOMS . . . IS THAT TOO MUCH TO EXPECT? YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE A TRANSGENDER CHILD, OR GRANDCHILD . . . DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE TO YOU AND YOURS! INTERESTING, I WAS WATCHING LATE OF COURSE ON MY COMPUTER, THE POLITICAL AND NEWS PUNDITS, FROM MAY 13, 2016, TWO DAYS LATE, AND IT WAS CURIOUS, THE SUBSTITUTE FOR CHUCK TODD, HOST OF MTP, THE LID, HAD A MICHAEL STEEL AND A BILL O'REILLY, ON HIS SHOW, BUT NEITHER, MAN, WAS THE MAN CONNECTED TO THE NAMES OF MEN, WE ALL KNOW . . . MICHEAL STEELE, IS THE TOKEN BLACK, LEADER OF THE RNC, OR THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE, FORMERLY, DURING I BELIEVE THE FIRST OBAMA ELECTION IN 2008, BUT THIS NEW MAN, MICHAEL STEEL, WHILE NOT THE MOST RECOGNIZED, WAS ALSO, A POLITICAL COMMENTATOR, ON A NEWS SHOW, AS IS MICHAEL STEELE . . . NOT THE SLIGHT CHANGE IN THE NAME . . . ALL OF US, KNOW, FOX NEWS, THE O'REILLY FACTOR, BILL O'REILLY, THIS NEW FACE, SPELLED HIS NAME EXACTLY THE SAME, BUT HE WAS A DIFFERENT FACE, THAN WE ARE USED TO . . . I AM LIKE THE ORIGINAL, STEELE AND O'REILLY, THE BRAND NAME, BUT, I HAPPENED TO GET WAYLAYED, IN MY ACCENT TO FAME AND FORTUNE, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE OR FOUR TIMES NOW, BUT, I AM THE BRAND NAME, BUT, I MISSED 8 YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND HAD OTHERS, STEAL MY IDENTITY, CAPITALIZE ON MY NAME AND GOOD ETHICS, STANCE ON THE CONSTITUTION, AND LEGAL NOTORIETY, SO, COMING BACK WAS HARD, BUT I DID IT, THEN I DID IT AGAIN, AND NOW, I AM SWIMMING UP FROM THE DEEP SIDE OF THE OCEAN . . . AND EVEN THE NAME, CHUCK TODD, HOST OF THE SHOW, IS SYMBOLIC, YOU NEED TO CHUCK BRETT TODD STUART/STEWART, AND GET RID OF ALL HIS, NO NAME, CHEAP ASS, "KNOCK OFF" BRANDS, IMITATIONS OF ME! EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE! REAL ME, SOME FUN STUFF, DATING FAMOUS MEN . . .

Something Challenging, Sexually, In the Tapes Of the Donald, 1990's, as His Own PR Man--Self Promoting, John Baron or John Miller!  Elements of the Cowboy?  Twin Meglomaniacs . . . Like is Attracted to Like!  I'm a Political Addict, I Could Be An Asset To Trump--If He Were Single!  I Don't Scam on Other Women's Husbands, But, Trump Was Hot, Back in the Day . . . Braggadosia, Like a Mule or a Cowboy, Kick Him in the Head, and He Comes Back For More!  LOL!  I Like That In a Man!  It Seems to Be Paying Off Politically Too!  LOL!

This is all hypothetical, but, about a year ago, or so, after meeting, James Kennedy, looking at the situation, a possible relationship, taking into consideration, his issues with alcohol, as a project, I was not sure, I wanted to tackle, or had the patience to deal with, and wondering, what his sweetness meant, and seeing that he was so hurt, over me taking off, leaving without, telling him, ingesting that, as if an internal hurt, not seeing it for what it was, saving his life, for God sake, knowing that my political enemies, killed lesser men, without political and name connections, that could truly benefit, someone like me, ambitious, and searching, I was always afraid that Kennedy was too nice for me, not tough enough, emotionally for me, and would not withstand, my more brazen sides, the brutality of my aggressive, and competitive nature, and while falling head over heels in love with him, for his looks, definitely a straight up 10, while he fell, heels over head, in love with my look-a-like baby sister, Sarah Palin, aka, Rachel Hickey-Moosman, Kennedy, I wondered what sort of man, my big personality and over-sized ego, would match up best with?  I thought of Russian President, Vladmire Putin . . . but, he looks short, and I am not sure, how, pro-American, he could be with this bad ass con law chick, on steriods.  President Obama, is cool, handsome, smart, but way too controlled for me, I need someone a bit, out of control, crazy, colorful, wild, insane, like James Kennedy, with free abandon, but able to deal with a monster female, alpha female like me . . . my last 3 husbands, whom, I would say, still love me, had this, love me, or I will destroy you, mentality . . . can't have that, so?

DEFINITELY ON MY SCALE OF POTENTIAL WORLD LEADERS AND ARROGANT, ENOUGH, TO DEAL WITH MY EGO, WHICH IS UNMATCED BY MOST MEN, AND EGOTISTICAL ENOUGH . . . AND WHILE I AM HOMELESS, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RIGHT PEDIGREE, EDUCATION, BACKGROUND, TO SOME EXTENT LEGAL ROYALTY, AND, WHILE NOT BORN, WITH A SILVER SPOON IN MY MOUTH, SURELY BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON, IN GOVERNMENT FAMILY CONNECTIONS, DNA IN U.S. FEDERAL COURTS AND FBI . . . THE KIND OF STUFF TRUMP IS WEAK IN, AND NEEDS, A BILLIONAIRE IN MY OWN RIGHT, IF THE FUCKING FEDS CIA, AND FBI, WOULD GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER, AND TAKE OUT THE "KNOCK OFF" BRANDS, TRYING TO BE ME . . . JUST THINKING . . . AND GET MY MONEY BACK FOR ME, WHILE BEING ROBBED OF RUNNING FOR OFFICE MYSELF, LIKE ORIGINALLY PLANNED, I WOULD BE A GREAT NANCY REAGAN, AND I WOULD NOT ONLY CONTROL THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF, I WOULD TAKE OVER THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY FOR MY PRESIDENTIAL HUSBAND, WHO WAS TOO WORRIED ABOUT RUNNING THE COUNTRY--I LIKE THIS . . .

MAYBE MEN ARE NOT FROM MARS, NOR WOMEN FROM VENUS . . . COMMON INTERESTS, LIKE RULING THE WORLD, TENDS TO MAKE THINGS WORK . . . ASK, HILLARY AND BILL, THEY ARE TOGETHER ON THE THINGS THAT COUNT!

I am just thinking, there are always, accidents, hits, Trump, is surely hanging with the right crowd of mobsters, and questionable people, to make this happen, not seriously, but, speculatively speaking, with this woman, who, can so relate to Lady Macbeth, when she said, unsex me, back in the days, when women, were not kings, now we can have QUEENS, lead kingdoms and countries, thank God, but due to my crusade against the government, who stole, the best years of my life, I am behind the 8 ball, on this political game, with sights on the 4th Congressional District, in Utah, before, the FBI poisoned me, for stopping Medicaid and Medicare fraud units, from going after doctors, violating their civil and constitutional rights in the process, denying them due process and equal protection, so, I am basically, back i the dark ages, when it comes to being where I am, without the number of years left, to pick up the political ambitions I once had, and like Lady Macbeth, with those passions, still lingering in my breast, I am going to have to marry into the power . . . I don't give a rat's ass about money, never have, but POWER, hell yes, that is where my game wakes, and government is the place to display that power.  Why in the fuck, do you think men, like Trump, or the Koch brothers, or Joy, make their fortunes, and realize, that, the real power and influence are in the field of politics . . . I just started there.  I remember, the year after I graduated, from law school, or two, and me and Steve Young the quarterback for the San Fransisco 49ers, were asked to come speak to the law school, at Brigham Young University, where both of us graduated from.   In my speech, I talked about law students, taking two paths in law school, the money tract, and the power tract, and government was their ticket to the power tract.  And 23 years later, that observation, as a young assistant attorney general, has proven to be true, then, and now.

POWER COUPLES ARE RARE

Hillary and Bill Clinton, are probably, the most notable, power couple, followed by, President Obama and Michelle, although, acting first ladies, as Hillary found out, are expected to sit back, take a back seat, to their elected husbands, regardless of who, does or does not have the appropriate skills to do the job.  There are some power couples in Hollywood, more in the material arena, like Angelina Joley and Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Catherine Zita Jones and Michael Douglas, to name a few, but, their power, is more, of looks and money, not, having great, influence and scope of power around the world, other than to take a politically charged issue and make a movie, that can have a huge ass influence on people around the world, like the film documentary, on female circumcision, that changed nations leaders, who saw the film and outlawed the practise, I believe, it was the President of Nigeria.  I know, there are power couples in other countries, but I am just not as familiar with them as I should be, the ugly American thing.  Back in the early 1990's when these PR front men, or straw men, for Trump, were answering questions from the press and publications, the Trumpster and I, actually, have a similar look to our faces, and I was also, on TV . . . after my second year of law school, I was on the Jenny Jones Talk Show, filmed out of Chicago, where I had , just gotten an internship, at Americans United for Life, in Chicago, and I remember, stopping into the law firm, that had just hired me, wanting them to know, that I was, in Chicago, and on a TV show, that hopefully would not, diminish, my credibility as an attorney, who would be working with such a prestigious law firm, having, just that week, I believe, had several of the attorneys, like Paul Linton, and others, featured in I believe Newsweek Magazine for their work, either on abortions, with Casey v. Planned Parenthood, or in going after Dr. Death, Kevorkian, on the issue of physician assisted suicide.  They were cool and even said, giving me more credit than, they should have, that, now, I would be more well-known, that they were . . . I doubted that, but, thanks, and I felt better, finishing my school year, and coming to work for them, having provided them with, full and fair disclosure, not wanting to reflect poorly on their organization, being so well respected and admired for their work, on life issues, nationwide . . . honesty is always the best policy, Mr. Trump, nobody cares if you acted as your own PR guy, what will go to your character, is lying about the fact.
You see, DONALD, I would make a very valuable adviser to you, because, I have worked, in government, have been a political appointee, and I have the legal, and political savvy, to avoid many of the problems that you are stepping squarely in.  I have had men tell me, that it would be cheaper, to marry me, rather than to retain me as an attorney, or to give me free room and board, to deflect, and defray some of the costs of having me in a client's corner, seeing me as his secret weapon.  Where you lack, can I call, you Donald, copying Sarah Palin, in her debate with V.P. JOE BIDEN, getting down and personal, as that folksy, flair, of Palin's, fake and alien as it is, as a wife, or girlfriend, I would be of endless, benefit to you, and even possibly, in getting you some votes, because, I have sacrificed money, refusing to let Google advertise, on my blog, bad ass con law chick, with a worldwide readership, which, could also, run some interference for you, and your play mouth, which I have, but temper, a bit, and I could cover your ass, politically, being the more astute and savvy of the two.  Seriously, you can't buy help like me, nor advisers, or brain trusts . . . and, I might break, you from your reliance on big breasted, shallow women, my pet peeve, for men in general, giving up qualify, for eye candy.  We could revolutionize, male/female relationships, worldwide.  But of course, most, countries, are not as backward as you are with women, being seen as less desirable than lice or cockroaches!  LOL!

After My Performance On Jenny Jones . . . Men, Wanted a Rematch Against Me, Thinking They Would Fair Better Than My, Then Boyfriend, Jerry Owens, Who Really Did a Good Job, But, Other Men, Who Knew Me, Thought, Jerry Looked More Like a Puppy Dog, or Lap Dog, Following Me Around!

Listening to, you, self-promoting, bragging about your sexual prowess and number of female, pursuers and girlfriends, while living with Marla Maples, but before, marrying her, cracked me up, and reminded me, of the ever, commitment fob, that Dr. Laura Schlesinger, whom I think, was the New York, psychologist, Jenny Jones, had on the program, to critic and evaluate, the couples on the program that day, called, Couples that Break Up to Make Up!  As I listened to the tape, the news and press were playing, of your interview with Susan Carwell, and others, now with the Washington Post, having a copy of the tape, that to me, clearly sounds like you, and fits your personality type, much like mine, with regard to male female relations, always seeing myself, as a target of affection and a guy magnet, but, as you talked, I remembered that show I was on, and the reaction of many male potential partners, who, took the tape of me and Jerry on the show, played it for all their friends, in Las Vegas, and said, this is not the type woman, you want to take home to meet your mother . . . one guy, even called the show producers and wanted a rematch against me!  LOL!  I am a challenge, always have been, always will be!  There was something, deep, dark, lurking in my psyche, that attracted me to the abnormal, ego, prowess, and lack of commitment, that is so prevent in myself, as Dr. Laura, so poignantly pointed out, to the audiences, I believe in April of 1992, when I was on the Jenny Jones show.

Twenty some-odd years later, remembering some of the comments, I made on that show, reminded me of the feelings that your statements conjured up in me . . . at one point, I said, I need a man, who, I can push away, 20 times and he comes back, 21 times, as Jerry did, probably why we lasted so long!  He was in constant pursuit of me, and I was in a constant state of running away, pushing him away and denying him, total access to my heart and mind . . . I always said, a guy can have my body, easy, but it is the heart and the mind, that is hard to penetrate, if you know what I mean.  I look at your history, starting back, as I said, in my blog, yesterday, with your divorce to Ivana Trump, back in the early 1990's, about the time of these tapes, with me teaching at the University of Utah, also an assistant attorney general, with my own business, speaking all over the place, in high demand, on anger management, which, I could be of benefit, in that area too, since you are too thin skinned, now, but, the thing, I like about you, is you are teachable, and I have a shit load of teaching I could do, including, teaching you to act more presidential without killing your spirit and natural inclinations.  Anyway, interesting, interesting, emotions, being so politically opposed, yet, personally, attracted, not some much, to the bloated, current man, who has thickened, just like Hillary and me, but, to the way, I would look with you, back in the day, or even now, still attractive and with me, chasing me, like they always have, never quite, meeting my match.

An Indecent Proposal, I Know, But Fun to Think About!

A RARE POWER COUPLE

I Love the Goat Idea, Love Colorful, Creative People, Being Your Own PR Guy, Too . . . You Don't Have to Be Ashamed of Being Cheap Ass, and Protecting Your Fortune!

Professionally Speaking, Politically Thinking . . NAH!

With Personal, Political, Coaching, From This Bad Ass Con Law Chick . . . You Might Be Smart Enough, To Value Head Over Heels!  Can't Be A Power Couple Without It!

KISSES . . . LOL!  JUST KIDDING MELANIA!

MINDCRAFT IN MY PLAYGROUND--MY BRAIN!  THIS IS BRAIN!

P.S., I am blonde, blue eyes, stand 5'7.5", the original JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D., not to be confused with my "knock off" brands, Kay, 5'4", brown hair, brown eyes, or Shelley, hazel eyes, black hair, minus wigs, contacts, standing 5'9 to 5'11".  I am currently, sitting at McDonald's on W. Broadway, Missoula, Montana, at 1:16 P.M., Mountain Standard Time (Denver) . . . you have probably met, Kay, and Shelley, Rachel, but you have NEVER MET ME!!!!  I am way cuter, and might even lose a bit of weight, but you don't look a whole lot better than I do right now!  LOL!  When matching, I have a ledger on both sides, what one offers, as opposed to what the other offers . . . now bad do you want to be President?  Are you serious?  I have never locked into a political party, nor side, the Constitution is a compromise, right where the nation, generally, should be . . . I could help YOU!  Even working with you, if in the long shot, you could ever win, Hillary, you could say, I am a cross dresser! LOL, not by way of gender, but politics! Experience the Difference . . . I am the real McCoy, but the FBI has erased me back to birth, but, no, I am still here, have your aids get a copy of the Jenny Jones Show, back, I believe in April of 1992.  POWER DATING GAME?  LOL!