HEAVEN'S PRISONERS. CAPTAIN AMERICA--CIVIL WAR. NEW DIGS . . . POGO STICK! "EVER SINCE I MET YOU GIRL, YOU'VE BEEN ON MY BRAIN; CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING ELSE, I'M UP ON OZZIE'S TRAIN; IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE . . . 5-1-5-0 SOMEONE CALL THE PO PO, THINK I'M GOING CRAZY; THINKIN' 'BOUT YOU BABY . . . 5-1-5-0 SOMEONE CALL THE PO PO, THINK I LOVE YOU BABY!" --DIERK'S BENTLY. PO GO STICK! OKAY! UNDERCOVER COP IN OXFORD, DITCHED OUT QUICK AFTER BREAKFAST, IN THE AFTERNOON, ALMOST DIDN'T FINISH! BREAK EXPRESSO CAFE' WAS PRETTY CALM, ALTHOUGH, THERE WERE DEFINITELY 4 GUYS AND A CHICK, WHO ALL SAT NEAR ME, EASY NEW FBI IN TOWN, DRESSED MONTANA CULTURE STYLE, ALTHOUGH, THEY ALL HAD MATCHING BASEBALL HATS WITH SOME TYPE OF PATCH ON THE RED HATS? BUT, I FOUND IT CURIOUS THAT, WITH THAT WHOLE HUGE ASS COFFEE SHOP, THEY SAT WAY TOO CLOSE TO ME FOR COMFORT, COP OR NO COP! BUGGED THE SHIT OUT OF ME . . . PERSONAL SPACE ISSUES, SINCE BIRTH! WEIRD, EVEN TOOK ONE OF THE CHAIRS FROM MY TABLE? TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME, MAKE A POINT? BE ASSHOLES? DIDN'T WORK . . . I OFFERED ONE GUY ACCESS TO THE ELECTRICAL OUTLETS, IF HE COULD NOT REACH WHERE HE WAS SITTING, SO CLOSE TO ME, I SHOULD HAVE OFFERED TO LET HIM, SIT ON MY TABLE, SINCE THEY ALMOST WERE! I HAVE ANGER ISSUES TO, BUT, I WAS DISTRACTED AT THE MOMENT . . . THEY DIDN'T GET A RISE OUT OF ME, SO THEY MAY HAVE DECIDED I WAS NOT "ME" OR JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., PISTOL TEMPER, BUT I HAVE CONQUERED MY TEMPER ALONG TIME AGO, AND COURT, WAS ALWAYS A SLOW BURN! LOL! YOU COULD CALL IT A "CONTROLLED BURN!" LOL! THE REST OF THE NIGHT WAS CALM. 10:00 P.M., AFTER WATCHING THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF "KILLING ME SOFTLY" WITH HEATHER GRAHAM (AG I WORKED UNDER, AS AN ASSISTANT AG, JAN GRAHAM, SIGNS & SYMBOLS), (2002), BOOB MEN, THIS IS YOUR SHOW, EVEN HAS THIS CHICK WHO LOOKS LIKE RACHEL, USING A MAGAZINE REPORTER'S NAME, "JOANNA" WHILE SHE DISCOVERS, HER HUSBAND IS A RAPIST AND A MURDERER, AS IS HIS MT. EVEREST (BRETT USED TO ALWAYS READ ME BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT MT. EVEREST) CLIMBING SISTER AND INCESTUOUS LOVER! HINT, HINT, HINT, AH, THAT IS THE WAY "I WAS" WITH BRETT, LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD, AFTER BEING DIAGNOSED WITH PICK'S DISEASE, EVEN TESTED AT THAT LEVEL AFTER BEING POISONED! . . . TODAY, I AM SURE I WOULD NOT GIVE HIM THE "TIME OF DAY!" THIS IS A BOOB MAN SHOW, SO ENJOY . . . I ALMOST FELT INDECENT VIEWING THIS "R" RATED MOVIE, EVERY MAN'S DREAM, BOTH IN THE BREAK AND OUT ON THE STREETS, SHORTLY AFTER THE CAFE' CLOSED, WITH SMOKERS WHO COULD LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER! YIKES! I WAS DISAPPOINTED, GOING INTO CB'S BAR, BECAUSE THE NEWS WAS NOT PLAYING ON ONE OF THE TV SCREENS, IT WAS "AMERICAN FAMILY" AND I AM SURE, HAD NEWS BEEN ON, I PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE PAID ATTENTION TO THE ADVERTISEMENTS, BUT, AS I WAS LOOKING AT THE TV ACROSS THE BAR, THIS HOTTIE, WAS LOOKING AT THE TV BEHIND MY HEAD! HE DIDN'T HAVE A DRINK OR BEER, SO NEW COMER, COP, WHICH IS WHAT I THOUGHT, SUMMING UP THE GUY, TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT HIM THE SAME TIME HE LOOKED AT ME . . . BUT, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THIS "POGO STICK" TOY AD CAME ON TV . . . I WAS PLANING TO LEAVE BECAUSE OF THE NEWS AND I HAD NOT GOTTEN INTO THE MUSIC YET, TRYING TO GET THE ATTENTION OF THE BAR TENDER, TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO NEWS, BUT, HE SEEMED DISTRACTED AND I DIDN'T WANT TO ORDER A DRINK, JUST TO WATCH THE NEWS, SO, WHEN I LOOKED AT THE SYMBOLIC "PO GO STICK" OR POLICE . . . GO STICK! ALRIGHT, TOOK MY BACKPACK PRETENDING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT THE BACK OF THE BAR, THEN SNEAKED OUT THE BACK DOOR! KISSES HANDSOME, PITTED AGAINST GOOD LOOKING GUY AND HOBBY STICKIN' IT TO THE PO PO! LOL! OH, I THINK, HEATHER GRAHAM, IS SLEEPING WITH MY "ACTION FIGURE." PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA! I HAVE BEEN CHASED BY THE BOYZ CLUB, MY ENTIRE LIFE: (1) GROUP OF 10 BOYS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, MY 2ND GRADE YEAR, CHASED ME HOME EVERY DAY, I WOULD HIT THE DOOR, AND RUN FOR MY LIFE, ALWAYS GETTING AWAY OR HOME, SLAMMING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, OR CLIMBING A TREE, AND LAUGHING AT THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TRUCK, LETTING THEM KNOW THEY LOST AGAIN; (2) IN JUNIOR HIGH, ABOUT 7 GUYS WOULD COME GET ME EACH NIGHT OF THE SUMMER, WHILE WE TRIPPED AROUND BOUNTIFUL, BACK IN THE DAY WHEN COPS JUST LET KIDS BE KIDS . . . I REMEMBER ALL OF US, GATHERING AROUND A COP CAR, LAUGHING AND JOKING WITH THE NIGHT SHIFT COP! LOL! (3) THE FIRST WEEK OF MY SOPHOMORE YEAR IN SCHOOL, ME AND MY FRIEND BARBARA WILLIAMS, A KEY TO KAY BEING ME, SURE SHE LIED, SINCE KAY HAS KNOWN BARB SINCE THEY WERE TODDLERS, WITH KAY BURNINGHAM'S GRANDMA, LIVING NEXT TO BARBARA'S HOUSE . . .I DON'T THINK I MET BARBARA UNTIL, STARTING SCHOOL, OR AT LEAST NEVER HANGING OUT WITH HER, BUT A KEY PLAYERS IN THE LIES! BUT IN HIGH SCHOOL, WE HAD MY DAD'S YELLOW TRICKED OUT FORD TRUCK, AND WENT TO MCDONALD'S, THINKS DON'T CHANGE, AND WE WALKED PASSED ABOUT 12 GUYS, AND THEY ALL STARTED TO SING, "JOANN TAKES ME DOWN TO A PLACE BY THE RIVER . . . " I SAID, BARBARA, DO YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS? NO. DON'T YOU? NO. THEY ALL WAITED OUTSIDE, IN THE PARKING LOT FOR US . . . NOTHING WAS SAID, I WAS DRIVING, WE JUST GOT IN THE TRUCK AND PEELED OUT OF THE PARKING LOT AND THE CHASE WAS ON--FUCKING ALL OVER BOUNTIFUL AND CENTERVILLE, NO WORRY ABOUT COPS IN THOSE DAYS, AND WE PROBABLY MET THEM IN OUR MIDNIGHT ESCAPADES! BUT, THE GUYS, IN ABOUT THREE CARS, FINALLY GOT US PINNED . . . I ALWAYS HAD MY PICK OF THE GUYS, WOULD AGAIN WITH A LITTLE BODY TONING! BUT, I JUST HAVE GOOD INSTINCTS, PICKED THE TOTAL ATHLETE OF THE CREW, A STAR IN ALL THREE SPORTS, ENDED UP, FOOT BALL CAPTAIN, AT THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH, WITH A MASTER'S DEGREE, LATER, LEFT COLLEGE BALL, TO COACH AT MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL, WE WERE RIVALS IN THE OPEN, LOVERS UNDER COVERS, IN HIGH SCHOOL, HE FINALLY GOT THE BEST SCHOOL RIGHT . . . LOVE LIVES 12 YEARS LATER, SAW HIM AGAIN, BOUNTIFUL HIGH PLAYED BONNEVILLE HIGH SCHOOL, IN STATE PLAYOFFS IN FOOTBALL, WHILE I WAS A STUDENT TEACHER IN DEBATE, BEFORE LAW SCHOOL . . . TIFFANY, BABY SISTER HAD LARRY WALL FOR A TEACHER, WE WERE STILL LEGENDS AT THE HIGH SCHOOL, LEAVING OUR ANTICS LIKE TATTOOS ON THE STREETS OF BOUNTIFUL AND AT THE HIGH SCHOOLS, NOT MORE THAN 5 SECONDS HAD PASSED, IN THOSE 12 YEARS, WHEN I RAN INTO HIS ARMS, AND HE GRABBED ME AND SWUNG ME AROUND, IN A HUGE HUG! ONLY FARMERS CAN DO THAT TO ME NOW! LOL! (4) COLLEGE WAS DATING INDIVIDUALLY, BUT HAVING GONE TO BYU AND USU, IN THE SAME YEAR, GUY PROBLEMS, AT BYU, TWO GUYS HAVING REVELATIONS TO MARRY ME, ON DATE IN THE AFTERNOON, OTHER IN THE NIGHT . . . AH, NO! (5) BUT AFTER MY DIVORCE, IT WAS THE MALE LAW SCHOOL, POPULATION, THAT ALL HAD THE HOTS FOR ME, THIS HOT MAMA OF FOUR, ONE GUY TOLD ME, HE DIDN'T CARE IF I HAD 10 KIDS, IT WAS ON . . . I LIKE MIKE BRIMELY, LAS VEGAS CONSTRUCTION LAW GURU, BUT, HIS THREE LAW SCHOOL ROOMMATES AND SOME OF THE GUYS IN THE MORMON SINGLES WARD, WERE MAKING FAITHFULNESS HARDER AND HARDER, HE EVEN CONSIDERED, TAKING A YEAR OFF, FROM LAW SCHOOL, TO STAY CLOSER, NOW THAT I WAS GETTING A DIVORCE . . . HOT FRIENDS, OH, NO, GO AHEAD! LOL! THEN WHEN I GOT ACCEPTED TO LAW SCHOOL; I CALLED MIKE AND JUST LEFT A MESSAGE AND SAID, I GOT ACCEPTED TO LAW SCHOOL--HE HAD TOLD ME I WAS TOO AMBITIOUS FOR HIM, WHILE WE HAD CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER DURING OUR UNDERGRAD, BOTH ENGLISH MAJORS AND HUMANITIES STUDENTS, COMPETING FOR TOP GPA'S! ALL HE COULD SAY, IS IN A PISSED TONE: "HAVE FUN IN LAW SCHOOL!" AND IT DID! (6) LAW SCHOOL AND ATTORNEY GENERAL YEARS . . . I WAS ALL ABOUT BUSINESS AND WORK, DID'T NOTICE MEN, AT ALL, NOR CARED! JERRY OWENS, WAS MAINLY MY MAIN SQUEEZE, BUT AS LONG AS I WASN'T MARRIED, ALL WERE FAIR GAME, DROVE HIM INSANE! LOL! (7) AFTER KILLING ASSET FORFEITURE, I STARTED TO BECOME THE COPS GIRL, #1 MOST WANTED . . . I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT GET HOTTER, NOT NECESSARILY FOR LOOKS, OLDER AND FATTER, BUT HOTTER THAN HELL, HITTING TO WANTED LIST ON POLICE, SHERIFFS, HIGHWAY PATROL, U.S. MARSHALS, TEXAS RANGERS, FBI, CIA, INTERPOL, ETC., . . . SHIT, THIS MORNING, THERE WAS A STAKE OUT ON WHERE THE COPS THOUGHT I HAVE BEEN STAYING . . . HIT THE ROAD, KNOWING COPS WOULD BE ON THEIR WAY, AS LIGHTS WENT ON UP THE STREET THE SECOND, I GOT UP, FROM MY WARM, CUDDLY BLANKETS--OH, SHIT--JUST LIKE EXPECTED, THE BOYZ CLUB HOT ON MY ASS, LOL, THREE SHERIFFS, THREE COPS, WITHIN A HALF HOUR, WATCHING ME PUTTING ON MY MAKE UP, OR WALKING UP THE THE OXFORD, FOR BACON AND PANCAKES . . . GOTTA GET ME, BEFORE MORMON SACRAMENT MEETING AT 9:00 A.M. . . . I DID SEE A GOOD SIGN, IN THIS CIVIL WAR FOR THE PREMIER LAW OF THE LAND, ME SUPPORTING 240 YEARS OF PRECEDENCE, HISTORY, CASE LAW, MAKING AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH, PITTED AGAINST THE BUSH DOCTRINE OF FUCK THE CONSTITUTION, WITH THE GOD DAMNED PATRIOT ACT, INTENDED FOR TERRORISTS, NOT BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK CITIZENS! LOL! FUCK IN THE LAST 18 HOURS, THE SCORE IS ABOUT 10 TO ZERO FOR ME! BUT, I DID SEE A POLICE SQUAD CAR, THAT WAS PARKED SYMBOLICALLY, MAKING ME THINK THE RANK AND FILE OF COPS, ARE STARTING TO BE DIVIDED, AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I WILL GET MY "ONE GOOD COP" WHO WILL "DO THE RIGHT THING, BY DOING THE RIGHT THING" AND DEFEND THE RIGHT WOMAN, JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., FORMER, STAFF ATTORNEY, ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, UTAH PROSECUTION COUNCIL, CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, UTAH ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE, CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEY, AND CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY . . . OH, I FORGOT, THAT AFTER THE FIRST, THREE SHERIFFS WENT BY, AND ONE POLICE SQUAD CAR, ALL DROVE MY ME, BETWEEN, 4:30 A.M. AND 5:00 A.M., ONE SHORT HALF HOUR, THERE WAS A RED TRUCK WITH A RED SHELL, WITH TWO NEW LOOKING WHITE MATTRESSES, SEEMING TO ME, TO BE A SIGN TO AERIAL SURVEILLANCE CREWS, THAT, THE STAKE OUT, FOUND WHERE SHELLEY, SYMBOLIZED BY THE "SHELL" . . . A NO, THE CHICK AT THE OXFORD, SINCE ABOUT 5:50 A.M., WAITING TO ORDER, SO THE NIGHT SHIFT GUY DIDN'T GET STUCK LONGER, BUT STILL HERE, TYPING THIS BLOG, DAVE COULD TESTIFY, BUT HE'S AN UNDERCOVER COP, PROBABLY FROM UTAH, HE WOULD AND HAS LIED, SO, WHATEVER, WHAT'S NEW . . . BUT IT IS 7:36 A.M., NO SHELLEY IS ENJOYING MY STATUS AND MONEY, IN A NICE WARM BED, WITH MATTRESSES, NOT, BLANKETS WITH YOUR HIPS, EVENTUALLY CRUSHING EACH OTHER WITH NO CUSHION, OR MATTRESS . . . I AM SURE SHELLEY HAS THE BEST MATTRESS MY MONEY CAN BUY! A FEW MORE COPS WENT BY, AND I WAS THINKING, THEY BETTER NOT THINK I AM SHELLEY, AFTER ALL THIS FUCKING TIME, WITH SURVEILLANCE FUCKING EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY AT THE POVERELLO CENTER, BUT SHELLEY COULD HAVE RECORDED SOME FOOTAGE, BUT SURE AS SHIT NEVER WHEN I AM THERE! BUT THEY COVER HER TRACKS OR MINE . . . THEY WANT COPS TO ARREST ME, AS SHELLEY, AND KEEP SHELLEY AS ME, SHE HAS WORKED HARD FOR MY MONEY AND SHE SHARES WITH THE COPS, TOYS, GRANTS, THAT WOULD NOT BE IN MY HISTORY AND NATURE . . . HOBBY OF USING THE "POGO STICK" LOL, OR MY BIG ASS BLOG STICK TO BEAT THEM WITH, MY ONLY "SELF DEFENSE" TOOL . . . BUT AS I WAS THINKING THIS, THAT THE COPS WOULD HAVE TO BE FUCKING RETARDED, NOT SEEING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND THE FRAUD BROADS, SISTERS OR NOT SISTERS! IT IS ALL IN THE "ATTITUDE!" LOL! BUT, WHILE I WAS GIVING COPS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, KNOWING THIS LIE, WAS MORE LIKELY THE TRUTH . . . TELL A BIG ENOUGH LIE, AND EVENTUALLY THE "NEW TRUTH" BECOMES THE TRUTH! NO, FUCK, THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH! SHELLEY HAS BEEN PLAYING ME, SINCE I WAS POISONED BACK IN 2000, SO A FUCKING LONG TIME! BUT, RACHEL HICKEY, BEFORE SHE MARRIED MOOSMAN, AND WHOEVER, THE "WALKING DEAD" GUY, SHE BOUGHT HER DAUGHTER, STEPHANIE A WHITE JEEP SAFARI, IT THINK THAT WAS THE BRAND, THE CHEAPEST JEEPS, WITH THE REMOVABLE TOPS, BUT, A WHITE JEEP WENT DOWN THE STREET, LETTING ME KNOW, THAT, AS I DECRY, SHELLEY BEING ME, THE COPS, THEN JUST SUBSTITUTE ANOTHER SISTER, RACHEL FOR ME . . . I AM SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK ZOMBIE? AT LEAST ME AND MY ACTION FIGURE, LOVE INTEREST, BOTH "WALKING DEAD" SO WE MATCH! THE ACTRESS HEATHER GRAHAM, THE BOOBIE PRIZE, BUILT SO DIFFERENT . . . BEST BOOBS MY MONEY CAN BUY HER! LOL! I THOUGHT AFTER EASTER VACATION, I WOULD BE RESURRECTED, BUT NO, THERE ARE STILL RED TRUCKS AND SHELLS OR CHEAP ASS JEEP, "KNOCK OFFS" OF ME, THE COPS DID A "FUN TRADE" . . . THERE IS NOT A GUY ALIVE, WHEN I AM THIN, WHO WOULD TAKE A SISTER OR FRIEND OVER ME . . . I'LL GET THERE, JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE FOR AWHILE . . . FEAR THIS, ME AS ME, MY BEST ME . . . THAT IS WHAT IS GOING ON, GET HER BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF BACK TO HER! JUST LIKE MY SIGN FOR THE OLD BRITISH BARRISTER, LORD COKE, MY BEVERAGE OF CHOICE, DIET COKE AND THE "REAL THING," COCA COLA, COLORS POWER RED AND PURE WHITE! I AM THE REAL THING . . . GET IT, GOT IT, GONE! HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY! P.S. AS A SIDE NOTE, COPS ARE PRETTY GOOD LOOKIN' AS A GENERAL RULE, SO IT MAKES, PO GO STICKING MORE FUN! KISSES!

Dogs, Kids, Adults, Runners?

Some type of race is going on outside the Break Cafe" and it is fun to watch all the combinations of races, from serious, to getting kids addicted to running and exercising . . . great fun, even for the dogs to run!  Not sure what the occasion is, or who is sponsoring it, spotty on the news.  Buses don't run on Sundays, late on Saturdays, not starting until 10:15 A.M., so, out of the loop for what is going on, but I am totally behind it.  I was a runner for years.  Every morning, me and my friends, from our first or second babies, started getting up at 5:00 A.M., and running together, more a social hour than serious running, jogging, I guess you would call it!  The way we ran, it was more like a tea party and therapy hour, for us to keep our sanity, and clear brains.  Good outing for friends, families . . . even little kids, who don't look much older than, 3 or 4, running, even holding hands with their parents.  The dogs, are digging a faster pace than I am sure they get on a daily basis, just like the first race my friend talked me into running, 6 weeks after my third child, Chris, was born, like, ah, I was pretty fit and in shape, but, this was an all out running race, with nobody jogging, totally serious stuff from the gun going off at the first, let alone, racing some dude to the finish, vying for the lead, until finally, as is my usual goal, if you can achieve a win/win, do it, so we called a truce, and both ran across the finish line together!  My hubby, who was not a runner at all, entered the race with me, and he did great, finished a lot faster than I did; however, I was ready to run again by early evening and he was blitzed for about two weeks, sleeping the rest of the Saturday!  LOL!  There is something to training and another to just being lean and mean, able to make it through the finish line, in better time than your jogging wife!  Now we have forest rangers and cops or National Guard running, with badge and hats, uniforms and army boots, and gear?  Wow, they have included EVERYONE in this race.

GET UP AND MOVE!

P.S., real time . . . yep, police, firefighters, parachuters, and some uniforms, I don't recognize just went down the street . . . must be training, for the times they have to perform and run, when on duty with all their shit on! That looks hard, firefighters in their full fire fighting heavy fire truck stuff, covered head to toe!  WOW, I know you have to stay in good shape to do this very physical stuff, out in the fields, even dog catchers and animal control, need to stay fit.  Suit Up!  Military, the intelligence community, cops, firefighters and other professions and jobs, make you stay in shape, and have a weight limit, and you can get canned for being too fat, perhaps, that is why they disqualified me, after poisoning me first, creating the first big weight problem I have ever had, then after breaking me, I remade me, not giving a rat's ass about the body, just the mind, winning, and doing whatever it took to beat my enemies, with weight limits!  Now it is time, the time has come, and I need to get my ass out, and go for it, like I used to!  I am addicted to exercise, and after joining about 6 gyms over the last 4 years, I could and would get back in shape, if LEFT ALONE!  I can't have hit men at the swimming pool, pissed of staff at the Poverello, either giving someone access to my locker, and slashing my swimming suit, acting like I should have let them kill me, HOW RUDE OF ME!  This is who, Shelley and the girlz club, plus the boyz club act, madder than I am, for them trying to kill me for stealing my identity, than them stealing my I.D., and trying to kill me?  That doesn't make sense, but it does go to the bottom line, I am fucking cool, and I did fucking cool shit, that, I am to be envied . . . right now, I am watching this movie, that came up on my YouTube recommendations, and it is about this crazy chick, who was abused her whole life, by her mother and grandmother, so the girl smoked their asses and killed them, then escaped the mental hospital, after killing two more people, later killing a wealthy girl, who mistakenly picks up the ill mental patient, then steals her I.D., the movie is called, Devil in the Flesh II!

SMILE, GET UP AND MOVE, TOO!

P.S., the movie, Devil in the Flesh II, stars, Jodie Lyn O'Keefe . . . interesting symbolism in the name . . . insane escape chick, in the movie, kills a rich, college student, who's daddy is worth s fortune, and she steals the girls I.D. and goes to college . . . anyway, the name: Jo die lyn O'Keefe remember, Kieffer Southerland, TV series 24?  FBI hitman?  The chick in this could be a composite of Shelley and Kay's, personalities, and faking to be me, both brunettes, again, I am blonde, blue eyes . . . "Jo die, lying FBI 24."  I am the English major, communications minor, I just made a typo, I am not blonde haired blue-eye, Rachel, she looks like Heather Graham, with huge ass boobs! Shelley, biology major, Utah State University; and Kay, Political Science and whatever?  Rachel, P.E., at Southern Utah State University, on the track team . . . stayed fit, running to get a scholarship, in physical education, still  majoring it that, and I am still majoring in English, through this blog!  Now, all the girl'z club, have read and studied, my writing, legal, blogging, and constitutional analysis, for the last 6 or so years, they ought to be getting good, had much more training than I did, as a college student, and in law school, too, but they are being trained by the best, an honored humanities student, outstanding English major, scholarly writing award in law school, legal writing teaching assistant two years, legal writing award in law school, published in the BYU Law Journal, professor of argumentation and research for 5 years, not to mention, writing, at the highest legal levels in the land, going to the U.S. Supreme Court, and now with the hottest blog in the world, bar NONE!  SMILE . . . nice I.D. to steal!  All three of these chicks, can qualify as Devils in the Flesh, using sex, lies, video tapes, men, lip tricks, loser lying men, from the Mormon Church to BYU, to the Mormon FBI and CIA, NSA, etc. . . . FAT OR NOT, I AM ME . . . GOD DAMN IT!

I am writing about, movies, true crime, and other things to show you the women, you are buying as me, or men who lie for the bitches, to get sex, or to hurt me, or to fight this American civil war, against me, so, get it fucking right for once?  Good GOD, fucking amazing . . . all the resources going to protect the BITCH SQUAD OF FUCKING LIARS?  LAW ENFORCEMENT!  SHIT!  ??????????????????????????????

WATCH THE MOVIE . . . SEE WHAT MALE SEXUAL WEAKNESSES DO, BLONDE ENGLISH PROFESSOR, SHE DEVILS, BRUNETTE, CREATES SHIT, ALL OVER THE PLACE, MURDERS, COPS STABBED AND SHOT!

THESE WOMEN ARE DEVILISH AND DEVIOUS MAIDS!  FUCK, GET YOUR FUCKING COCKS UNDER CONTROL, YOU WEAK FUCKERS!  FUCK THE BITCHES, BUT LEAVE ME OUT OF IT! GOD!
CHICK IN THE CREDITS . . . SHELLY WOLFE!  YOU WANT TO GET THE RUSSIAN MAFIA, THIS BITCH IS A MAFIA WHORE FROM WAY BACK IN SALT LAKE WHILE, I WAS AN ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, ENGLISH PROFESSOR, LIKE THE BLONDE CHICK, AND A FAMILY LAW PROFESSOR!  FUCK, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THIS!  SHIT, YOU THINK I WOULD TRASH MYSELF, LIKE I DO THE FRAUD BROADS?  FUCK NO!! I AM WORTHY OF SELF-LOVE AND THE ADMIRATION OF SOCIETY, SHIT!  THESE BITCHES NEVER DID ANYTHING OF NOTE, UNTIL THEY STARTED TO BE ME, AND FAKING THEY WERE GOOD LIKE ME!  THIS IS SO FUCKING EASY TO SEE, TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICKS OUT OF YOUR EYES, PENISES DON'T MAKE GOOD WINDSHIELD WIPERS!

EASIEST CLUE I CAN THINK OF, MALES MIGHT GET . . . LINE UP ALL THE COPS, POLICE, SHERIFFS, MHP, FBI, CIA, WHOMEVER . . . DRIVE BEHIND THE MOTEL, ACROSS FROM FRESH MARKET GOING THROUGH THE ALLEY TO THE POVERELLO CENTER . . . ON THE BACK OF THE MOTEL, SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN "FATSHIT" IN BLACK INK, YOU CAN'T MISS IT, EYE LEVEL.  NOW ASK YOUR PUNY BRAINS, WHO WOULD KNOW THAT WAS THERE?  SOMEONE DRIVING? OR SOMEONE, GOING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER AT THE POVERELLO, WALKING THROUGH THAT ALLEY ALL THE FUCKING TIME?  6 YEARS OF WRITING, GIVING YOU MORE BRAINS AND CREDIT THAN I SHOULD, LIKE I USED TO FOR JUDGES . . . KISS, KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID, WELL HERE IT IS . . . IT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE SOME LAME ASS, DICK ASS COP, REALIZED, THAT YEAH, I AM EXACTLY WHO I SAY I AM, NEVER HIDING THE FACT THAT, I AM FAT, NEVER, EVER . . . BUT, MY FACE IS STILL HANDS DOWN, PRETTIER THAN ANY OF YOUR HAGS, WHO GET BOOB JOBS, TO DISTRACT YOU FROM LOOKING AT THEIR FACES!  THINK, WITH THE HEAD ABOVE YOUR WAIST, NOT THE HEAD BELOW, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN USING TO CHASE ME FOR FUCKING 4 YEARS!  SHIT, I WANT TO GET BEYOND GAME SHIT!

FAT, SHIT . . . FATSHIT . . . YEAH, THAT IS ME, AND I AM 2000% SMARTER THAN YOU OR YOUR CREWS!  I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE, BUT MYSELF, ALL THESE FUCKING HAGS HAVE BEEN JEALOUS OF ME, MY WHOLE LIFE, MAYBE EVEN MY KIDS TOO?

STEREOTYPES, DON'T WORK: (1) BOOBS DON'T MAKE YOU SMART; (2) BROWN OR BLACK HAIR DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART; (3) ALL THE MEN AND GOD, I THE WORLD, DON'T MAKE YOU SMART; (4) THIN DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART . . . THERE ARE NO FUCKING SHORT CUTS TO SUCCESS, AND I HAVE FUCKING PAID MY DUES, MAKING IT LOOK EFFORTLESS, BUT, I DID EVERYTHING IT TOOK TO GET HERE!  AND I AM NOT BRAGGING ABOUT BEING HOMELESS, BUT, IT IS MORE REWARDING TO BEAT ALL FLAVORS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, AND THEIR CHICK ASS BITCHES, THE MAFIA, THE MO CHURCH, MY FAMILY, KIDS IF THEY LIED, LOCAL, STATE, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS . . . NOW THAT IS GOD DAMNED SMART, AND DOING IT WITHOUT A CAR, NO MONEY, NO HOME, AND NOTHING, OTHER THAN MY HUGE, BEAUTIFUL, BRAIN AND BLOG!

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! OH, AND I NEVER HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE, I DIDN'T WANT TO, AND CERTAINLY, NEVER NEEDED A MAN TO GET ME ANYWHERE, OR TO GET A PROMOTION, GET A DEGREE, OR WIN A CASE, OR STEAL A CASE FOR THAT MATTER . . . I AM A SELF-MADE WOMAN, NO IVY LEAGUE, NO SILVER SPOON, NO ONE CUTTING THE WAY FOR MY, ALL BY MY LONESOME!