YA, GOTTA GET IT HOT! ROCK YOUR RUN! DADIBLE. ACCELERATE EVOLUTION. PRESSREADER DIGITAL NEWSPAPERS. LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG--WHERE THE EAGLES FLY! WE DID IT ALL FOR THE GLORY OF LOVE. WE DID IT ALL FOR LOVE . . . THRIVE. BE WELL. BE BEAUTIFUL. BE YOU. I INTEND TO BE ME. STRICT. STRICT CONSTRUCTIONIST. WON'T BEND ON THE CONSTITUTION. TO HAVE A WELL ORDERED SOCIETY, WE HAVE TO HAVE AN AGREED UPON SET OF LAWS! THEN, LIVE BY THEM! MEN WE REAP. BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK. ATTRACTS BAD ASSES BACK. THE LAW OF ATTRACTION. MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE, AND YOUR HOUSE IS MINE. THAT IS WHAT THEY SAID. DEAL WITH IT! FUCK YOU. NOT A FAIR TRADE. THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD, WILL DIE BY THE SWORD. THE WORD IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SWORD! I BELONG TO YOU. YOU BELONG TO ME. LIFT YOU UP WHERE YOU BELONG . . . WHERE EAGLES FLY. GREEN BIGHEADS. PROUD. SMILE. THE LOVE WE SHARE COMES NATURALLY. ETERNALLY. THRIVE. STORY TIME. SO YESTERDAY, I WENT TO TARGET TO REPLACE MY RCA POCKET RADIO, SOMEONE STOLE, HAD TO HAV BEEN, AT THE SUBWAY, NEXT TO THE JEFFERSON LINES BUS TERMINAL. I HAD JUST BLOGGED, AND CHARGED MY ROCK MY WORLD, RCA PORTABLE RADIO, I TUCK IN MY BLACK BRA. NOW, LIKE THE OTHER, WALMART $9.98 RADIOS I USED TO GET, WHEN, I WENT TO GET A REPLACEMENT . . . TARGET SAID THEY NO LONGER MAKE THEM OR DISTRIBUTE THEM? WHAT? THIS WAS THE LASTEST AND GREATEST TECHNOLOGY, AND ONCE I ADVERTISE FOR FREE, WHAT, I USE, GENERALLY, THERE IS A RACE TO THE STORES, TO BUY THEM! REMEMBER, LAST MONTH, THE MUSLIM CHICK, WALMART, ALL THE RADIOS, BOUGHT OFF THE SHELF, NOT! WITH COPS, CIRCLING THE WAGONS? OKAY, SO, NOW, BOTH THE WALMART AND TARGET RADIOS ARE GONE? STRANGE INDEED. NOT. TYPICAL. SO, I FOUND, AN "ECLIPSE" MP3 PLAYERS, STILL ON THE SHELVES, NOT WHAT I WANTED, BUT, THERE WAS SOME, MUSIC MIXES, ALREADY ON MY "ROCK MY RUN" DEVICE, SO, I THOUGHT, THE MAIN REASON, I NEED THE MUSIC, IS TO MOTIVATE ME TO GET OFF MY ASS AND EXERCISE! MUSIC TENDS TO DO THAT FOR ME, AS IT DID YESTERDAY. I GOT MY NEW TOY CHARGED, EVEN WROTE WHAT COMPUTER I WAS ON . . . ALL BLOCKED OFF WITH YELLOW & BLACK, "CAUTION" CRIME TAPE TODAY? RUSSIA KILLS JOURNALISTS. FACSISM KILLS. SO, WHY ARE THESE COMPUTERS, TAPED OFF, RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING AND BEING TREATED AS A CRIME SCENE? ARE YOU SERIOUS? COMING TO AMERICA! THE RUSSIA I LEARNED ABOUT BACK IN 5TH GRADE, HAS ARRIVED. I AM PROBABLY THE MOST READ JOURNALIST IN THE WORLD! 100 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A LAW DEGREE! LOVE IT. SO, ROCKIN' MY RUN, I HEAD TO LUNCH, PUTTING OFF EXERCISING, FOR ANOTHER HOUR, TRYING OUT ALL THE GREAT RESTAURANTS, NEAR LA FITNESS, BEFORE, I GO GET FIT! HERE IS AMERICA, AT ITS BEST: (1) A NEW YORK BAGEL SHOP, REPRESENTING AMERICA; (2) OOBA TOOBA MEX GRILL; (3) GREEK EXPRESS OR GYRO EXPRESS . . . NOT THERE IS READ, BUT I HAVE TRIED, ALMOST ALL OF THEM, ON THAT ROW OF YUMMY TUMMY GOOD STUFF LUNCH PLACES; (4) SOME THAI RESTAURANT, THAT HAS A NAME LIKE, NEIMAN MARCUS--A MUST TRY, SOON; (5) AND MY CHOICE FOR THE DAY, OODLES OF NOODLES, SOME TYPE OF ASIAN FOOD JOINT--PAID CASH, SO FRESH, SO TOTALLY SATISFYING, TASTE BUDS, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY! WE ARE SO LUCKY TO BE THE MELTING POT OF THE WORLD! AFTER LUNCH, I WANTED TO ENJOY A MEXICAN SIESTA, BECAUSE I WAS DRAGGING ASS, FOR ONLY GETTING A FEW HOURS OF SLEEP AFTER MY QUICK TRIP TO MONTANA AND BACK IN LESS THAT, ABOUT 30 HOURS! SOME PREGNANT ASIAN CHICK WAS IN THE WOMAN'S LOCKER ROOM, AND AS SOON AS SHE SAW ME, GETTING READY TO GO SWIM, SHE STARTED TO HURRY . . . OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT BLOCKING ME FROM EXERCISING AND SWIMMING! LOL. FORGET THE SHOWER, MY SWIM SUIT IS STILL WET FROM, THE LAST TIME I WENT! ON MONDAY. I HAVE THIS TRICK, I PUT MY WATER TOYS, WATER WEINIES, AND BLUE & YELLOW PLASTIC WEIGHTS, OUT TO SAVE MY LANE, THEN, I GO TAKE A SHOWER, AND GET IN THE POOL, BUT THE PREGNANT GIRL, HAD THE SAME PLANS, SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE LANE, BUT, I HURRIED AND PUT MY EQUIPMENT ON THE LANE AND GOT IN THE POOL, DOWN THE HATED, STAIRS, RIGHT OFF THE POOL, WITHOUT THE GRADATION, OF THE ONES CLOSER TO WHERE SHE WAS GETTING IN. I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MY MAKE-UP WET, AND I HAD MY NEW MP3 PLAYER, PURPLE AND TEAL, CLIPPED TO MY BLACK BALL CAP, SO I COULD, HAVE MUSIC IN THE POOL. WOW, WHAT A CHANGE! THIS MUSIC IS PUT TOGETHER JUST TO GET YOU GOING ON WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING TO GET IN SHAPE. I WENT FROM, BEING SLUGGISH, TO, MS. ENERGIZER, BUNNY! I WAS ROCKIN' THE POOL. LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT! BACK AND FORTH, NEW AMPED UP, VERSIONS, TOE TOUCHING, FOOT STOMPIN' BOUNCES, GOING UP AND DOWN THE POOL, LIKE I HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE! TWO HOURS LATER, MY FEET STARTED TO CRAMP UP, AND, EARLY ONSET OF ARTHRITIS, STARTED TO SET IN . . . WHAT THE FUCK? THE SHARK TANK. ALL THE SUDDEN, THREE, FAIRLY HOT, MEN, ALL WHO WERE WARNED, IN A BLOG LAST WEEK, NOT TO FIND ME IN THE SWIMMING POOL! SHOWED UP. NOW THERE WERE THREE PART INSTRUCTIONS, ATTACHED TO ME MEETING SOMEONE NEW: (1) DON'T MEET ME IN THE SWIMMING POOL! STRIKE ONE. (2) DO NOT WEAR A SPEEDO, BECAUSE I AM EMBARRASSED FOR YOU! BUBBLES UNDER NAVY BLUE SILK, MATERIAL, DOESN'T TURN ME ON! LOL. (3) IF, YOU DO, HAPPEN TO COME, AND SWIM, AS A NATURAL, COURSE OF YOUR DAY . . . DON'T WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF THE POOL, SEEING THE WORST PART OF MY BODY, RIGHT NOW, MY LEGS! I TOLD YOU, I HAVE, LOVE HANDLES ON MY KNEES FROM AVOIDING STAIRS FOR 20 YEARS, WHILE I SAT ON MY ASS PRACTICING LAW! THE FBI ARE HOUSED IN THE BELLEVUE PLAZA, JUST ACROSS THE STREET, FROM, ALL THE RESTAURANTS, I JUST MENTIONED, WITH LA FITNESS BEHIND THEM . . . CURIOUS GEORGE? JUST BECAUSE, YOU GUYS, LIE, ALL THE TIME, HAVE FAKE I.D., AND PRETEND THAT I AM RACHEL . . . WHO HAS HAD, $50,000 WORTH OF PLASTIC MAKE-OVERS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO NOT BE SHOCKED, WHEN, YOU SEE, THE BLOGGER, ATTORNEY, PROFESSOR, IS, REALLY, JUST WHAT SHE SAYS SHE IS ONLINE . . . FIGHTING OFF, 20 YEARS, AND 100 LBS. OF WHATEVER! SOLID 100% BEEF, UNDER, AN INCH OR TWO OF COTTAGE CHEESE. REALITY CHECK. MY GRANDPA WAS DEAD BY MY AGE. MY FATHER-IN-LAW, WAS, DEAD, 7 YEARS BEFORE, MY AGE! I MAY HAVE A FACE OF AN ANGEL, BUT, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS BELOW THE WATER SURFACE! WHAT LIES BENEATH. READING IS SEX. I AM NOT, IN A SWIMSUIT! OKAY, SO HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED, YESTERDAY, COULD IT GET ANY WORSE? NO. THERE ARE NO ENCORES! SCREAM. I REFUSE TO SEXUALIZE MY WORKOUT, BUT, WHEN THERE ARE THREE HOT GUYS, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, IT IS HARD NOT TO. LOL. SO, I AM IN THE CORNER, FINISHING MY LEG LIFTS, WATER PUSH-UPS, AND WHATEVER. I HAVE ABOUT, 5 MINUTES LEFT OF MY ROUTINE, THAT, I HAVE GONE, AN HOUR OVER TIME ANYWAY, PROUD AS SHIT OF MYSELF . . . GO AHEAD, I AM JUST USING THE CORNER, SO, YOU CAN START, TO SWIM LAPS. NO, I AM JUST STRETCHING OUT. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? WHATEVER. DON'T LOOK. JUST KEEP FOCUSED! LOL. SO, I FINISH, AS ANOTHER, MR. HOT, IS LOOKING OVER IN MY LANE. JUST IGNORE BOTH OF THEM. VANITY, VANITY, VANITY. I HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THIS HORRENDOUS WORKOUT, WITHOUT DROPPING MY MP3 PLAYER, WITH ALL THE CORDS, HANGING ALL OVER MY FACE, NICE, EVEN WORSE . . . AND MY MAKE UP, IS, AS FAR AS I KNOW IT, OKAY. I AM JUST GOING TO QUICKLY, CLIMB OUT, THAT LADDER, I HATE WITH A PASSION. THE NICE, MAN IN THE SWIMSUIT, I LIKE, BLACK AND KNEE LENGTH, OFFERS TO PUT MY WATER TOYS BACK IN THE BOXES, AS I AM TRYING TO THROW THEM, IN SO, I DON'T HAVE TO GET OUT AND BEND OVER TO PICK THEM UP, WITH MY ASS IN HIS FACE! LOL. MY FEET ARE JUST A BIT CRAMPING, BUT, I AM SURE, THAT, AS LONG AS THE MUSIC IS PLAYING, I HAVE THE ADDED POWER TO GET OUT OF THE POOL, I HAVE BEEN IN, FOR THE LAST, 2 TO 2.5 HOURS! WRONG. I GET ALMOST OUT, HOPING, THE DUDES ARE NOT WATCHING ME, SO I SHUT MY EYES, BECAUSE, IF I CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE ME, RIGHT? THAT IS WHAT I AM TELLING MYSELF, TO MAKE THIS EXPERIENCE MORE BEARABLE! I CAN THINK OF LESSER WAYS TO EMBARRASS MYSELF, BUT FEW COME TO MIND. ALL THE SUDDEN, RIGHT AS I HIT THE TOP STAIRS, MY LEG GETS A CHARLIE HORSE! WHAT THE FUCK? I HAVE NEVER HAD CRAMPS, NOR A CHARLIE HORSE AND I GO CRASHING INTO THE POOL HANDRAILS, THEN, MY CRAMPED LEGS, CAN'T HOLD ME, AND I BUCKLE IN PAIN, CRASHING, VERY, UNLADY-LIKE, INTO THE POOL! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME, THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME? YES, IT DID. MR. HANDSOME, JUST STRETCHING, COMES OVER . . . CAN I HELP YOU? NO. I'M OKAY. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND I WILL DISAPPEAR! LOL. WHAT THE FUCK, EVER! NO, I JUST GOT A CRAMP IN MY LEG, AND COULDN'T, PULL MYSELF, OUT, WITHOUT THE WEIGHT. PLUS, I AM HAULING, AN EXTRA 100 LBS. OUT OF THE WATER! WELL, AT LEAST I AM WORKING ON IT! HE WAS COOL, LAUGHED WITH ME, RATHER THAN, AT ME! I DECIDED, THE MAKE-UP, WAS GOING TO BE SACRIFIED, OVER MY EGO. LOL. SO, IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, I GET OUT OF THE POOL, AND ANOTHER, MR. HOT, WHO NEVER MADE IT TO THE POOL, WAS SITTING IN THE HOT TUB. FUCK! WHAT IS LA FITNESS DOING, GIVING AGENTS, FREE PASSES TO COME HUMLILIATE ME? LOL. THIS DUDE, GETS THE FULL, KNEE LEVEL, RIGHT ON, LOOK, AND TURNS, AND GRIMACES! I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO! I MAY, LOOK, 1040EZ, WITH CLOTHES, AND MAKE-UP ON, BUT, THE POOL, IS FUCKING NOT THE PLACE TO MEET ME! FOR, NOW, MORE THAN, OBVIOUS REASONS . . . I TOLD YOU, I NEEDED, THREE MONTHS OF NON-INTERRUPTED, WORK OUT! I WILL PUT IN THE WORK, BUT, I HAVE PTSD, FROM, HITMEN, ASSASSINS, AND MEN, WANTING TO JUMP THE GUN, TAKING ME NEEDING, THREE MONTHS, 6 DAYS A WEEK TO GET IN GAMING SHAPE, AND THAT IS PUSHING IT! I SAID, GOING TO GET A DIET COKE! NOT FUCKING CONDITION! LOL. YOU ARE THINKING, RACHEL, NOT ME! I PROMISE, I AM BETTER THAN, MY PERFECT FANTASY, MEN HAVE CREATED TO TAKE MY PLACE! BUT, YOU HAVE TO LET ME RECOVER FROM 20 YEARS OF, THE MEN I REAPED, TRYING TO KILL ME, JAIL ME, OR DETAIN ME, OR BLOCK ME FROM GETTING IN SHAPE, WHICH I WOULD HAVE DONE, YEARS AGO, HAD THEY NOT DONE SHIT LIKE THIS, OR PAID SOMEONE TO FUCK WITH ME! NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? LOL. I AM, SERIOUSLY, THE ONLY, HONEST PERSON, I KNOW, OR HAVE MET IN THE LAST 20 YEARS! PASS IT AROUND. THERE ARE NO SNEAK PREVIEWS! CURIOUS GEORGE! I NEED THE THREE MONTHS! GREAT SHIRT THIS MORNING, ON SOME BLACK CHICK, ON THE CORNER OF HAPPY & HEALTHY, WALGREENS, THIS MORNING, 7:00 AM, OR SO, ALL DRESSED IN BLACK, NIKE WEAR, ALL BUT FOR, THE WORD, "JUST" IN BRIGHT, CLEAN, LARGE BLOCK, LETTERS, ON HER VERY, BUSTY, CHEST . . . ADVERTISING TO ALL MEN, WHO, LOOK RIGHT AT HER CHEST, THEY ARE "JUST" BOOBS! I HAVE HAD FRIENDS, LITERALLY, GET BREAT REDUCTIONS, BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SICK AND TIRED OF MEN, JUST LOOKING AT THE GIRLS, AND NOT ADDRESSING THEM, AS A PERSON! YOU CAN'T TALK TO THEM, WELL, I GUESS, BUT, REALLY, THEY CAN'T TALK BACK. YOU CAN'T, PLAY GOLF, BASKETBALL, OR GO BOWLING WITH THEM. I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK, THEY ARE A BIT OVER-RATED? ANYWAY, I THOUGHT, PERFECT! YOU KNOW, IN ONE DAY, I COULD, LOOK, TONS BETTER, LIPO, TUMMY TUCK, AMPED UP CHEST, THIGH REDUCTION, ETC., BUT, LIKE MY RESUME, MY LAW DEGREE, AND MY HOPEFULLY, GOOD OR BETTER BODY, I EARN IT! THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS TO SUCCESS! ALL IN NEED IS LOVE. SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON! NOT EVEN MY LOOKS. I HAVE OFTEN, AND MEN, UNDERSTAND THIS ANALOGY, PARTICULARY, RICH, HANDSOME, MEN . . . THEY WANT TO KNOW THE CHICK, IS INTO THEM, NOT THEIR MONEY! STEVE YOUNG, SUPERSTAR, QUARTERBACK FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS, WHOM I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, WITH, BACK IN THE EARLY, 90'S, I BELIEVE, SOMEONE TOLD ME, WENT THROUGH, ABOUT, 11 GIRLS, TO FINALLY, GET THE WIFE HE HAS NOW! HE WOULD FLY HIS FIANCE'S, TO HIS GAMES, STAND AT THE DOOR, AND LISTEN TO THE CONVERSATIONS, SHE WOULD HAVE WITH, FRIENDS, SISTERS, AND FIND OUT, THAT ALL SHE WANTED HIM FOR WAS THE MONEY, THE FAME, AND THE NAME! THAT MOVIE, "JUST WRIGHT" THAT WAS QUEEN LATIFA, DON'T KNOW THE MALE ACTOR, BUT HER NAME WAS, ROBIN WRIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT . . . SHE IS A BIG, NEW YORK NETS FAN, MEETS, BASKETBALL PLAYER, AT A GAS STATION, INTRODUCES HIM TO HER, SISTER OR COUSIN, WHO IS THIN, BEAUTIFUL, AND SHOPPING FOR A PRO BALL PLAYER FOR A HUSBAND . . . IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTER, WHO THE PLAYER WAS, SHE WANTED TO SIT IN THE "WIVE'S CLUB!" I AM KIND OF LIKE THAT WITH, LOOKS . . . I HAVE HAD MEN, ALL MY LIFE, COULD HAVE HAD, WHILE THIN, ANYONE . . . HAVE TONS, FAT! LOL. BUT, I WANT TO KNOW, THEY, LOVE ME! NOT THE STATUS OF AN ATTORNEY, OR BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, THE BLOGGER, OR THE REBEL WITH A CAUSE, BUT SOMEONE, DON'T CARE IF HE IS A BUS DRIVER, OR A PRO BALL PLAYERS, DOESN'T MATTER TO ME . . . I JUST WANT TO KNOW, HE LOVES EVERYTHING ABOUT ME! GOOD, BAD AND UGLY. NEVER HAD GOOD LEGS, NEVER! EVEN AT 116 LBS. TWO KIDS, EXPECTING, A TOTAL NEW BODY, JUST THE SAME, BUT SMALLER! BABY'S GOT BACK! THANK GOD IT IS IN STYLE, CURVES ARE IN! I REMEMBER, MY FIRST HUSBAND'S, BEST FRIEND, BEFORE, I GOT MARRIED, TELLING ME, HE WAS JUST MARRYING ME FOR MY LOOKS. THAT HAD NEVER DAWNED ON ME . . . NO, HE IS MARRYING ME, BECAUSE I AM SMART. NO. YOU DON'T KNOW MEN. I AM SURE, HE IS MARRYING ME, BECAUSE HE CAN HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH ME. AFTER WE GOT A DIVORCE, I FELT, RESPONSIBLE, AND, THIS SAME FRIEND, SAID, HE DIDN'T BLAME ME, HE BLAMED ZEKE, OR RICHARD . . . DID HE MARRY ME, JUST FOR MY LOOKS? THE KIDS TELL ME, HE LOVED ME, BUT? WHO KNOWS. I COULD LIVE IN A ONE ROOM CABIN, AND BE, ENDLESSLY HAPPY, IF I WAS LOVED. PERIOD. I THINK I HAVE, FELT, IT, SORT OF, BUT, THAT "JUST" SEEMS TO GET IN THE WAY. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THAT I HAVE JUST BEEN THROUGH, THE GAUNTLET, OF THE FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, ON PURPOSE, BY, MEN, WHO, ARE PURPOSEFULLY, MATCHED WITH ME, SO, THEY CAN, GET MY HEART AND TURN, THAT LOVE, ATTRACTION, AGAINST ME, FOR COPS! NOT GOING OT BE AN EASY, ONE TO RECOVER FROM, TEN, LINED, LOCKED AND LOADED, TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY HEART AND IN THE PROCESS, FUCK ME OVER, TO PAY ME BACK, FOR, WHAT, DOING MY JOB, SERVING AS A CHECK AND BALANCE, IN THE JUDICIAL BRANCH AS AN OFFICER OF THE COURTS, LIKE, ALL ATTORNEYS, SHOULD BE DOING? POWER FOR POWER. TALK SHOW HOSTS, NEWS CASTERS AND POLITICAL PUNDITS ARE SHOCKED, THAT, CONGRESS, IS SO WILLING TO GIVE UP, THEIR POWERS, TO THE PRESIDENT. MSNBC, CHRIS MATTHEWS, AND, LAWRENCE O'DONNELL, HAVE BOTH BEEN ON CAPITOL HILL, FOR, WHAT, 40 YEARS, AND THEY WAY, THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS . . . MEN AND WOMEN, OF POWER, PRIVILEGE, PRESTIGE, REPRESENTING, WE THE PEOPLE, COMPLETELY, ABDICATING, THEIR, LEGISLATIVE POWERS TO THE PRESIDENT? THEY SAID THEY WOULD, NEVER SEE THAT, EVER! I AM A POWER TRIPPER, NOT AFRAID, SINGLE HANDEDLY, TO STOP, COPS, PROSECUTORS, WHO SHOULD BE SERVING, WITH THE JUDICIARY, NOT THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, TO PUT THE BREAKS ON ANY UNCONSTITUTIONAL, LEGISLATION, OR ACTIONS, THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, COMES UP WITH! YESTERDAY, CAN'T REMEMBER, HIS FIRST NAME, BUT, HEILMANN, A MSNBC, CONTRIBUTOR, BIG TIME, WRITER, FOR SOME, NEWS ORGANIZATION, REALLY SMART, WAS ON SOME MORNING SHOW WITH, REV. AL SHARPTON, WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT, A GROUP OR CONTINGENCY, OF CLERGY, TO GO DOWN, TO TEXAS, WHERE, KIDS ARE BEING, SEPARATED FROM THEIR PARENTS, WHO, MAINLY ARE SEEKING ASYLUM IN THE UNITED STATES, FROM, ALL THE VIOLENCE, GANGS, DRUGS, IN SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRIES, WILLING TO DO WHATEVER TO CROSS THE BORDERS INTO THE DREAM OF LIVING IN AMERICA! RATHER THAN, OPENING OUR ARMS, LIKE THE STATEMENT OF THE STATUTE OF LIBERTY, BRING US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLE MASSES AND WE WILL GIVE THEM REST, WE ARE ARRESTING THEM, A RIPPING BABIES AWAY FROM THEIR MOTHERS AND FATHERS, THEN, PUTTING THEM, IN PRISONS! U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL, JEFF SESSIONS, IS ACTUALLY, QUOTING THE BIBLE, AS THE REASON FOR THIS NEW ACTION BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, THAT FLIES IN THE FACE OF ALL THAT HAS MADE THIS COUNTRY GREAT! HE IS ACTING, LIKE, A COP, WITH NO CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY, LEGAL KNOWLEDGE, AND LETTING HIS BIGOTRY, RUN AMUCK! BUT, MR. HEILMANN, SAID, WE DON'T NEED, JUST THE CLERGY, WHAT WE NEED, ARE ATTORNEYS, BY THE HUNDREDS, HEADING TO TEXAS AND OTHER PLACES, THAT ARE DOING THE SAME THING, AND USING THE LAW, TO PROTECT THESE PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN, SPEAK THE LANGUAGE AND PROTECTING THEIR RIGHTS OF ASYLUM . . . MANY ARE HERE, LEGALLY, TOO! ATTORNEYS TIME TO SHINE! I DON'T HAVE THE FUNDS, NOT THE MEANS, TO GO DEFEND THEM, MYSELF, BUT I DO HAVE THIS BLOG, THAT IS READ, THE WORLD OVER, TO USE, TO SHAME, BLAME, AND TAME THESE INCIDIOUS, BULL SHIT, THAT IS ANTI-AMERICAN, AND ANTI-HUMAN! THESE ARE THE TYPES OF ISSUES, THAT, MAKE, THE LEGAL PROFESSION, SO FUCKING COOL, TO BE ABLE, TO, ACTUALLY, MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE LIVES OF CITIZENS, TO, CHANGE POLICY, OR TO MAKE AMERICA, AND THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! BE LICENSED TO SERVE! WE HAVE ALL HEARD ABOUT, MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, DENTIST, ON "OPERATION SMILE" OR "DOCTORS WTIHOUT BORDERS" GOING TO THE AID AND NEED OF THOSE LESS FORTUNATE, OR WHO CAN'T PAY, FOR THEIR SERVICES, VOLUNTEERING, AND USING THEIR SKILLS AND PROFESSIONS, TO HELP, FIX, PROBLEMS! IF THERE ARE RETIRED, OR SEMI-RETIRED, OR WELL SITUATED ATTORNEYS, WHO, REALLY, WANT, FOR ONCE, TO DO SOMETHING, GREAT WITH THEIR LAW DEGREE, THIS IS IT! YOU ARE ALL TRAINED IN THE LAW, DON'T NEED TO BE EXPERTS IN INS LAW, OR IMMIGRATON & NATURALIZATION SERVICES, JUST HAVE A GOOD HEART, YOU KNOW HOW TO READ, THE LAW, DUST OFF THOSE COBWEBS, AND DO YOUR ART, USE YOUR KNOWLEDGE . . . MOST ATTORNEYS, EVEN TRANSACTIONAL ATTORNEYS, KNOW, HOW TO FIND THE LAW, THEN, JUST APPLY IT, THROUGH, TRIAL AND ERROR! THERE HAS TO BE SOME, INS LAW FIRMS, OR NON-GOVERNMENTAL, AGENCIES, WHO HAVE LAWYERS, WHO CAN, BOTH TRAIN YOU, AND ALSO, COVER YOUR ASSES, BEING OUT OF STATE ATTORNEYS . . . THERE ARE SIMPLE FORMS, YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT AND GET THE APPROVAL OF A JUDGE, OR THE BAR, OR WHATEVER THE STATE BAR REQUIRES, TO TAKE A CASE OR TWO IN A STATE, THAT YOU ARE NOT LICENSED TO PRACTICE IN! PRETTY STRAIGHT FORWARD PROCESS. I AM SURE, THAT, THERE ARE ATTORNEYS, PARTNERS IN LARGE LAW FIRMS, WHO ARE WELL SITUATED FINANCIALLY, WHO HAVE GROWN KIDS, DON'T NEED THE MONEY, WIVES, TIRED OF THEM, OR HUSBANDS, NEED A BREAK, WHO COULD, RISE TO MEET THE NEEDS OF THESE, PEOPLE SEEING SAFETY, AND PROTECTION, FROM, TRUMP AND SESSIONS, ASSININE, NEW POLICY, NOT POLICY, BULL SHIT! THE CASES, I DEFENDED FREE, FOR MILITARY, OR OTHER GREAT CAUSES, ARE THE ONES, THAT MARKED AND MADE MY CAREER AS AN ATTORNEY! I NEVER TOOK A CASE FOR THE MONEY, NEVER! I HAVE GREAT, SATISFACTION, AS AN ATTORNEY, MAKING JACK SHIT, AND LIVING HOMELESS . . . GRATEFUL, EVERY, DAY, FOR, MY LAW DEGREE, AND WHAT IT HAS DONE FOR GOOD! LOCALLY, NATIONALLY, AND IN THE WORLD! THE KEY TO HAPPINESS, IS SERVICE! CHANGE, THAT, AMERICAN GREED, FOR AMERICAN NEED, AND SEE, YOUR SMILE COME BACK, YOUR SHOULDERS, STRAIGHTEN, AND SOMETHING THAT WILL GIVE YOUR LIFE, NEW PURPOSE AND MEANING, AND TEACH, YOUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS, WHAT IT REALLY, MEANS TO BE A LAWYER! YOU'RE ALL SMART, OR YOU WOULD NOT BE ATTORNEYS! GET BUSY. YOU ARE SORELY, NEEDED.

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY, CAN DO FOR YOU . . . BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY, EVEN, IF YOUR SKILLS ARE NEEDED, TO BATTLE YOUR COUNTRY, OR ANOTHER BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT THAT IS OUT OF CONTROL, AND DOING HARM TO PEOPLE IN NEED!

SERVING HUMANITY, ALONE, IS REASON TO SERVE!

YOU, TOOK AN OATH, TO PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND, THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, NOT SUPPORT A PRESIDENT!

THIS NEW POLICY, IS CRUEL, HARSH, MEAN SPIRITED, AND UNWORTHY OF AMERICA!

WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS AMERICA!

CROSSING THE BORDER IS A FUCKING, "MISDEMEANOR" . . . I BELIEVE OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS CRONIES, JEFF SESSIONS, INCLUDED, ARE COMMITTING, "HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS!"

STATE OFFICIALS CAN BE IMPEACHED, AS WELL AS PRESIDENTS!

THIS IS DEPLORABLE!

WE CANNOT, IN GOOD FAITH, STAND BY, AND ALLOW, THIS BRUTALITY, TO BECOME, THE NEW NORM, OR TO CODIFY, HATE!

AMERICA IS A HATE FREE ZONE!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

MAY THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, EVER GUARD THE HARBORS OF NEW YORK, AND HOLD THE TORCH, OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!

THERE ARE PLENTY OF ATTORNEYS, WHO, COULD GO, IF THEY HAD, MONEY TO SUPPORT THEM!

DO WHAT YOU CAN!

GOD WITHOUT BORDERS!

LOVE.

ACCELERATE 'EVOL'UTION!

EVOLVE.


P.S., THE TECHNICAL LEGAL TERM FOR, PRACTICING LAW IN A STATE YOU ARE NOT LICENSED IN, IS PRO HOC VITA.  IT'S BEEN A WHILE!  LOL.


P.S., II, I REMEMBERED ONE OF THE ADDITIONAL THINGS, THAT DADS, TEND TO PREVENT, IF IN A CHILD'S LIFE . . . A BIGGIE, "SUICIDE!"  I KNOW THAT IS A PROBLEM IN THE NORTHWEST, WASHINGTON AND MONTANA!


P.S., III, I JUST SAW, A CAROLINE POLISI, SYMBOLIC NAME, OF ATTORNEY, JUST INTERVIEWED, OF THE LAW FIRM OF PIERCE, BAINBRIDGE?  YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?  CAROLINE KENNEDY IS AN ATTORNEY, SO, A CONNECTION, THERE . . . POLISI, OR THE POLICE I, AND THE NAME OF THE LAW FIRM SHE WORKS FOR, CAN IT BE, A REFERENCE TO PIERCE BROZNAN, MR. 007, CLOSETS TO BRETT LOOK-ALIKE, AND BAIN, BEING CONNECTED WITH, "BAIN CAPITAL" OR MITT ROMNEY'S FORMER, COMPANY, THAT BILKED, MOM AND POP, BUSINESSES, LIKE K AND B TOYS, SUCCESSFUL FOR, DECADES, ENDING UP OUT OF BUSINESS, DUE TO THE HIGH, CONSULTING FEES, OF BAIN CAPITAL, AND MITT'S BOYS!  MORMON GREED . . . "ONLY THE RIGHTEOUS, WILL PROSPER!"  THERE IS A MOVIE, COP MOVIE, WITH, JEFF BRIDGES, SO, FOR SOME REASON, I HAVE LONG, USED, "BRIDGE" AS A SIGN OR SYMBOL, OR CODE FOR COPS!


P.S., IV., JUST SAW A COMMENTATOR, NAMED, CARDIFF GARCIA, OF NPR "THE INDICATOR" OF PLANET MONEY?  HE LOOKS LIKE BRETT--BRETT USED TO LISTEN TO NPR, ALL THE TIME, USING THE MEDIA TO "COMMUNICATE WITHOUT COMMUNICATING" THROUGH, NAMES, LOOK-ALIKES, AND TITLES!  FOX NEWS IS TOO OBVIOUS, AND I HAVE ALWAYS WATCHED, MSNBC, SO, THEY HAVE NOW INFILTRATED, THIS NEWS, DOING THE SAME SHIT!  CIA AND MILITARY, TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD . . . LOOK, AT BRETT'S EARNING CAPACITY, HISTORY, OR KAY'S, OR RACHEL'S, OR MY FATHER'S . . . THEY HAVE NEVER MADE, SHIT!  KAY IS A FUCKING TORTS ATTORNEY, WHO WAS GOING IN DEBT, $10,000 PER MONTH, WHEN, BRETT STARTED TO PULL HER IN AS ME, USING MY CREDENTIALS!  GET SMART OR PUT SMART TO WORK . . . I KNOW GOVERNMENT, KNOW THE MORMON ASS CHURCH, KNOW THE POLITICAL HISTORY, FUCK, I AM, THE HISTORY, KNOW, THE LAW, AND THE CONSTITUTION, KNOW LAW ENFORCEMENT . . . WHY THE FUCK, DO YOU THINK, THEY BANNED "MY" MONEY?  THERE IS NOT "PROBABLE CAUSE" AND THEY ARE USING MY FAMILY MONEY, TO FUND ALL THIS SHIT!  GOD!  IDIOTS!  YOU ARE SITTING NEXT TO THE ONE WORLD ORDER!  I ALWAYS, RUN THE RISK OF GIVING THEM MORE MONEY, AS OPPOSED, TO WRITING THIS BLOG, IN HOPES THAT SOMEONE, ANYONE, WILL START GOING AFTER THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!  I AM THE GOOD GUY, THEY ARE MONSTERS, BEHIND THIS BORDER SHIT, GIVING UP OUR POWER IN NORTH KOREA, STARTING TRADE WARS WITH THE WORLD, FUCK?  WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET, LAW ENFORCMENT, ON THESE FUCKERS WHO HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH, EVERYTHING FROM STEALING MY IDENTITY, USING ME AS THEIR COVER, CONSTITUTIONAL GIRL, NOW USING, OR TRAINING, THE COMIC CON, MEG SCHMIDT, THE RED-HEADED, "JUST!" FUCK!


THE PERFECT ME, IS ME!


RACHEL IS JUST, "JUST."