ICE, ICE, BABY. RAVENWRATHBURN (SHELLEY'S OLD EMAIL ADDRESS WHEN, SHE STARTED TO PLAY ME!). MILLIONAIRES, THEN BILLIONAIRES OVERNIGHT? SLASH-N-BURN REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT. MEET THE GURU OF JOY. WOULD'VE. COULD'VE. DID! GLUTEN FREE GOSSIP. SPREAD YOUR WINGS! FEEL ALIVE. ROGUE RIDER. THINK MOB. SISU. STACK OF RAVEN HEADS, DRIED, YOU COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM. NICE DREAM. PERFORMANCE FOOD SERVICE . . . HAVE A TASTE. ENERGY SAVINGS IN YOUR HOME. MONSTER LOVE STORY! SURRENDER. MAZDA. SMART OFF! PROGRESSIVE WORLD RIGHT NOW! OUR FAMILIES ADVENTURES. SPILL OVER VIOLENCE. FUN LEXUS AD. LITTLE GIRL--MOM & DAD JUST GOT A NEW CAR--BUT IT'S MINE! SMILE. GUESS WHO DRIVES A LEXUS? GRETA! LOL. ARMOUR ALL--IT'S EASY TO SMELL GOOD. RIGHT NOW. EXCERPTS FROM "THE KING OF TORTS" . . . FBI TO CLAY, YOUNG ATTORNEY: "DO YOU KNOW A MAN BY THE NAME OF MARTIN GRACE?" SPOONER BEGAN. "NO." "MIKE PACKER?" ASKED LOHSE. "NO." "NELSON MARTIN?" "NO." "MAX PACE?" "YES" "THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON," SPOONER SAID. "ANY IDEA WHERE HE MIGHT BE?" "NO." "WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM LAST?" . . . THEY HAD JOINED THE CLASS ACTION AND WERE NOW BEING REPRESENTED BY HELEN WARSHAW. SHE'S A RUTHLESS BITCH. EVIDENTLY, THE LEGEND OF MS. WARSHAW WAS WIDELY KNOWN. I DON'T LIKE BEING IN BED WITH CLOWNS, BUT THAT IS WHERE WE ARE. LOL. SHE'S BRILLIANT & TENACIOUS. THEY ALL AGREED ON A VERY GENERAL PLAN TO MEET WITH MS. WARSHAW AT SOME UNDETERMINED POINT IN THE FUTURE AND DELICATELY EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF NEGOTIATION. SHE WANTED TRAILS--BIT, TAWDRY, SENSATONAL SPECTACLES IN WHICH THE CURRENT AND PAST KINGS OF TORTS WOULD BE HAULED IN AND STRIPPED NAKED BEFORE THE JURIES. LAST NIGHT, AFTER READING THAT PART AND LAUGHING OUT LOUD, I REMEMBERED, THAT, I TOOK ON THE KINGS OF TORTS, ACTUALLY, COLLIN KING AND HIS PARTNER, RALPH DUESNIP, AS I RECALL. LOL. MY BOSS AT THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE, BILLY WALKER, OVER BOTH, ATTORNEYS, WHO COLLECTED MONEY ON DEAD BEAT CHILD SUPPORT DADS, FOR THE MOST PART, AND MY HEALTH DIVISION, WITH ONE ATTORNEY, WHO COLLECTED, MONEY FOR THE GOVERNMENT, FOR MEDICARE AND MEDICAID PAYMENTS, COVERING MOM & DADS, END OF LIFE CARE, THEN, TURNING AROUND AND GOING AFTER THEIR HOUSES, AND ESTATES, WHEN THE KIDS INHERIT IT. I ON THE OTHER HAND, WENT AFTER, THE TORTS KINGS, IF THE STATE PAID OR COVERED, THE MEDICAL PAYMENTS AND COSTS, FOR, SOME UNINSURED, ACCIDENT VICTIM, OR WERE HIT BY SOMEONE THAT WAS UNINSURED, AND AN AMBULANCE CHASER, TORT KING, OR QUEEN, RECOVERED, MONEY IN A LAWSUIT, THEN, I WOULD GO AFTER THE ATTORNEY, OR LAW FIRM, WHO RECOVERED, AND GO AFTER THE STATE'S MONEY, THAT HAD COVERED THE COSTS OF THEIR CLIENTS, MEDICAL EXPENSES. THE FIRST, DAY OR TWO ON THE JOB, AFTER BEING, ALLEGEDLY, DEMOTED FOR, KILLING ASSET FORFEITURE, PISSING OFF STATE COPS AND PROSECUTORS, CASH COW, THE AG'S OFFICE, MOVED ME INTO, THE HEALTH DIVISION, THINKING THAT, THEY HAD BURIED ME WHERE I COULD DO ANY HARM, NOR, BRING, MUCH ATTENTION TO THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE . . . THINK AGAIN, WHEREVER I WAS, THERE WAS FIRE, TNT! LOL. SO, MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT WAS TO GO TO COURT, MY FIRST TIME, OTHER THAN, ONE DUI CASE, AND TAKE ON, THE JUNK YARD DOG, TORT KING WHO REFUSED AND WAS LEADING THE FIGHT AGAINST THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE, REFUSING TO GIVE US ONE DIME, OF THEIR RECOVERY FROM INSURANCE COMPANIES. I BEAT THIS MAN, IN COURT, REMEMBER, MY SKIRT, HITTING THE BACK OF MY KNEES, FROM SHAKING, AND THE MAN, HAD BEEN AN ATTORNEY FOR 27 YEARS AND EVEN OTHER TORT KINGS, HATED TO GO UP AGAINST HIM, IF THE CASE CAME UP! BOTH BOSSES, KNEW WHAT I HAD DONE, I JUST WAS DOING MY JOB. SO THEY ASSIGNED ME TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE DEFENSE BAR, THE SECTION OF THE UTAH STATE BAR, WHERE ALL THE KINGS WERE MEMBERS, AND TELL THEM WHAT THE LAW WAS, AND THAT WE WERE COMING AFTER THEM. OKAY. SO, I DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO, AND FIND THE LAW, AND BLAST OUT A LETTER, THAT WE SENT OUT TO THE KING OF TORTS, OR THE BIG MONEY MAKERS, AS WELL AS BIG, POLITICAL DONORS. THE LAW IS THE LAW, IS THE LAW . . . RIGHT? FUCK YEAH. THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I AM INVITED, TO THAT SECTION OF THE BAR, TO MEET OR BE INTRODUCED TO THE DEFENSE BAR . . . KNOW YOUR ENEMIES, ME AGAINST ALL OF THEM! LOL. NO PROBLEMO. I WALKED INTO A JAM PACKED, FULL, ROOM IN THE UTAH STATE BAR ASSOCIATION, THE LARGEST, WITH, I THINK JUST ONE, SEAT LEFT. SHORTLY BEFORE THE MEETING, TWO VERY LARGE MEN, ARE STANDING OVER ME, WELCOMING ME TO THE MEETING, COLLIN AND RALPH, THE BIG TORT KINGS OF SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. BOTH MEN ARE ABOUT, 6'4" TALL, AND I AM 5'7" MAYBE ADD A HALF AN INCH? I HAVE MY NAME TAG ON, AND THESE TWO ARE TOWERING OVER ME, LOOKING DOWN ON ME--I AM MAKING ABOUT, THE SAME AS THE YOUNG ATTORNEY, IN THE BOOK, ROUGHLY, $40,000 PER YEAR WITH THE AG'S OFFICE, THEY ARE MAKING MILLIONS . . . ONE OF THEM, LOOKED DOWN AT ME AND SAYS, "SO, YOU'RE THE LETTER WRITER"" "YES. THAT WOULD BE ME." SMILE. "OH." THEY SENSED NO FEAR, BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FEAR. I HAD THE FULL WEIGHT OF THE STATE GOVERNMENT, READY TO COME BREATHING DOWN, THEIR NECKS, ALL OF THEM! LOL. ALL THE SUDDEN THE MEETING STARTS, AND AS I RECALL, RALPH, STANDS UP AND WELCOMES THE DEFENSE SECTION OF THE BAR, AND INTRODUCES ME . . . SO THIS IS AN AMBUSH! I FELT LIKE THEY HAD JUST PINNED MY SKIN UP ON THE WALL, AND TOO MANY INDIANS WERE GOING TO TAKE POT SHOTS AT ME, WITH THEIR BOWS & ARROWS! YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A COIN DROP ON THE FLOOR. SHIT. SO, RALPH IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE BAR SECTION, AND, AFTER HE SPOKE, HE INTRODUCED THE OTHER MAN, COLLIN KING, IRONICALLY, AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE DEFENSE SECTION OF THE UTAH STATE BAR ASSOCIATION, THEY WERE PARTNERS. GREAT. WHY NOT! THE BIGGER THE BETTER. THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL. THE THOUGHT CAME TO ME, LAST NIGHT, SO, MAYBE THIS IS WHERE, KAY, AKA, ME, STARTED, TO GET JEALOUS, WHERE, FORMER, BOYFRIEND, HER PARTNER, TURNED ON ME, AFTER KAY, ASKED ME TO GO OUT WITH HIM, SO HE WOULD HIRE HER, AFTER HE MET ME, BACK AND FEW MONTHS EARLIER . . . THEY BOTH, WERE LIKELY AT THAT BAR SECTION MEETING! ALL THE PUZZLE PIECES, STARTED TO COME INTO PLAY, AND THE PLOT THICKENS! I WAS GOING AGAINST THEIR ILK, AND, I HAD MORE POWER, THAN, THEY DID, AND THEY WOULD BE TARGETS! AND, AS HOT AS I WAS BACK IN THE DAY, I AM SURE, KAY WAS SEETHING WITH, ENVY AND JEALOUSY; HER BEING A PEON IN THE CROWD AND ME BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. SHE HAD BEEN AN ATTORNEY, ABOUT 10 YEARS LONGER THAN I HAD, AND I HAD ONLY BEEN OUT OF LAW SCHOOL, A FEW YEARS, BUT WITH BIG TIME SHIT, UNDER MY BELT ALREADY! NO WONDER, GREG, WHO, WAS MY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR HONEY, AT THE TIME, ALSO A TORT KING, AND PART OWNER OF ORBIT WORLD, IRRIGATION, PROUD OF HIS MUSCLE GIRLFRIEND, GOT MAD, WHEN, I GOT AN OFFER FROM, THE DIVISION OF AGING! THIS BOOK BRINGS BACK RICH MEMORIES, OF MY PAST LIFE, EVEN WITH BILLY WALKER, BLACK DUDE, FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH, LAW SCHOOL, BIG TIME IN THE AG'S OFFICE, AND MY BOSS AT THE TIME. ONE DAY, ME AND BILLY, GOT INTO A FIGHT, IN THE OFFICE, OVER THE STATUTORY INTERPRETATION OF, A PIECE OF LEGISLATION HE HAD WRITTEN . . . THAT CLEARLY STATED, NO MATTER WHAT HE INTENDED IT TO SAY, THAT WE, AS ATTORNEYS, DID NOT, REPRESENT, THE GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, THAT, WE WORKED WITH. I REFUSED, TO GET A BIG SETTLEMENT, ON THE LINE, AND RUN, DOWN AND ASK SOME, CHAIN SMOKING, BLONDE, WHO I WAS NOT SURE, GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL! NO. WE YELLED, HE SAID, IF YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT LAW, JOANN . . . BILLY, AND WE WENT AT IT HARD, I DON'T CARE, IF YOU WROTE THAT, WHAT YOU INTENDED TO SAY, OR WHAT, WAS, THE MEANING YOU WANT, BY THE THREE ELEMENTS OF STATUTORY INTERPRETATION, LEGISLATION, WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE COURTS, THROUGH THE PLAIN LANGUAGE, INTENT, AND HISTORY . . . IT PLAINLY SAYS, NO, WE DON'T REPRESENT THEM! IF WE GO TO COURT OVER THIS, I WILL WIN! IN THE HALL, A GROUP OF ABOUT, 8 OTHER ATTORNEYS, WHO PROBABLY, HAD, THE SAME, ARGUMENTS AND BEEF WITH BILLY, STARTED CLAPPING AND SAYING, SHE IS RIGHT! BILLY, LATER MOVED TO ATTORNEY DISCIPLINE, AT THE UTAH STATE BAR ASSOCIATION . . . A MOMENT TO MMMMMMM. THE FIRST TIME I WAS TAKEN OUT, I WAS SUPPOSE TO DIE, BUT THE SECOND TIME, IT WAS A GANG RAPE, BY, POWERFUL, MEN, HELPING NOT SO POWERFUL WOMEN, STEAL MY LIFE, CASES, BAR NUMBER AND USE, MY FOUR LEVELS OF BAR ASSOCIATION, LICENSES! VERY INTERESTING. RIGHT AFTER THAT FIGHT, I COLLECTED, $480,000 OR ALMOST HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, FROM ONE OF THE KING OF TORT LAW FIRMS! SO REWARDING TO GIVE BILLY A CHECK, FOR MORE, IN ONE STROKE, THAN, THE OTHER ATTORNEY, BEFORE ME AND COLLECTED IN 8 FUCKING YEARS! THAT WAS NOT THE ONLY CHECK EITHER! THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE, HAD TO BRING ALL THEIR POWER PLAYERS, AND MEET WITH A CONTINGENCY OF TORT KINGS, OVER MY LETTER, WHICH THEY ENDED UP GOING UP TO THE UTAH STATE LEGISLATURE, WHERE I THINK, I CAUGHT COLLIN KING, WHO WASN'T LOOKING SO TALL ANY MORE! I WAS FEARED! ALMOST 10 YEARS LATER, I WAS WITH, HENRY S. BROCK AND JAY RICE, MEETING WITH, RON YENGICH, WHO, THEY WANTED TO HIRE TO HELP ME, WITH MY $357.8 MILLION SECURITY CASE . . . HE REFUSED, HE KNEW ME, THEY DIDN'T KNOW ME, BUT HE DID, WANT TO BUY, 15 OF MY POCKET SIZED, UTAH CONSTITUTION AND FUN FACTS! LOL. NEXT, MY CLIENTS HAVE LITTLE FAITH IN ME, SET UP AN APPOINTMENT WITH A BIG TIME, TORT KING, BOB SYKES, WHO, HAD JUST GOTTEN, BACK TO THE OFFICE, AFTER ARGUING OVER THE FAMOUS "LETTER" I WROTE TO THE DEFENSE BAR, YEARS AND A LIFE TIME EARLIER! WHEN, BROCK, INTRODUCED ME, BOB SYKES, WHOM, WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH, HIS PRESENCE, SAID, "YOU ARE, JOANN SECRIST?" "THE JOANN SECRIST, THE LETTER, JOANN SECRIST?" THAT WOULD BE ME . . . GLANCING AT MY CLIENTS, CATCHING UP WITH THE EGO THEY HAD BEEN DEALING WITH! HE THEN, EXPLAINED HOW, HE HAD JUST COME FROM, REPRESENTING THE WHOLE BAR SECTION, AGAINST THAT LETTER! NICE. I AM SURE, SHELLEY, HAD BEEN USING MY I.D. AND BAR LICENSE, WHEN, I WAS SO, FORCEFULLY, POISONED, BY HER, KAY, AND ALL THE GALS, HAVE LAID CLAIM TO MY LIFE, MY STORIES, MY CASES, AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY, MANY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS YOUR MOM, JOANN, AT COMPUTER #2, SOPHIA'S PLACE, BELLEVUE, WASHINGTON . . . YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS, AND THOSE BITCHES AND BASTARDS, THAT HAVE BULLIED YOU, NEED TO BE ARRESTED, CHARGED, TRIED AND INCARCERATED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVING, BREATHING DAYS ON EARTH!

STAND PROUD.
STAND FOR SOMETHING OR YOU'LL FALL FOR EVERYTHING!

YOUR MOM IS A MAJOR POWER PLAYER!

ALWAYS HAD BEEN.

STARS, SHINE WHEREVER THEY ARE!

AND I DID AND DO!

YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO!

THINK OF A STACK OF RAVENS' HEAD, ALL SEE THROUGH, LAYING RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, AND LIKE, THOSE SHRUNKEN HEADS, FROM AFRICA, THEIR FEATHERS ARE DRIED, AND THE BRAINS, GONE, WITH, JUST, THE EYES AND BEAKS!

RAVENRATHBONE MEETS EDGAR JOALLAN POE!
RAP RAP RAPPING AT YOUR DOOR!

I AM THAT GOOD, AND SO ARE YOU!

DNA RUNS DEEP!

FEEL ALIVE!

LOVE.

HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY!

I JUST READ, A BIT FURTHER IN "THE KING OF TORTS" AND HELEN WARSHAW, THE FEMALE ATTORNEY, I WROTE ABOUT IN THE TITLE, IS DESCRIBED, LIKE KAY?  ATTRACTIVE, THIS CHICK HAD, SHORT DARK HAIR, AND SAD BROWN EYES . . . GRISHAM, WROTE THIS BOOK, IN 2011, LONG AFTER, BRETT AND KAY, STARTED, PLAYING DRESS UP, BIG GIRL ATTORNEY, WITH KAY, AKA, ME!  NO, I AM BLONDE, AT THAT TIME, NEVER BELOW, SHOULDER LENGTH, MORE ATTRACTIVE, WITH BRIGHT BLUE EYES!

GLUTEN FREE GOSSIP!
THE MAIN CHARACTER, CLAY, IS BANNED FROM ARIZONA!  LOL.  IF THE BITCH SQUAD ARE ME, WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING CHASED, HARASSED, AND INTIMIDATED BY COPS?  BECAUSE, THEY ARE NOT ME!

INTERESTING CHOICE FOR A FEMALE ATTORNEY, HELEN IS THE NAME OF MY MOTHER, WAR, IS WHAT, I HAVE BEEN ENGAGED IN SINCE BEFORE, THOSE DAYS, WITH, ABOUT EVERYONE . . . SEE, COPS, I WENT AFTER THE DEFENSE BAR AND OTHER ATTORNEYS TOO!  FEARLESS IS AGELESS! AND SHAW, AS IN WARSHAW, INDICATED, A CONNECTION TO THE CIA, IN OLIVER STONE'S MOVIE, JFK, GARRISON, THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, CHARGED, A CIA AGENT, NAMED "SHAW" WITH THE ASSASSINATION  OF THE PRESIDENT . . . I AGREE! 

MAIN CHARACTER, CLAY, HIRED AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS FATHER'S, A BLACK ATTORNEY, NAMED, ZACK BATTLES . . . NICE NAME FOR AN ATTORNEY!  INTERESTING IMPLICATIONS TO THAT NAME TOO!

P.S., ALL THE FACTS . . . YEAH, I KNOW, ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS TO "MY" STORIES, UNLIKE THE FRAUD BRAS . . . THE ATTORNEY OR PERSON, WHO DELIVERED, ME THE CHECK FOR, $480,000 OR SOMEWHERE IN THE RANGE, NAME WAS, GARY, AND HIS FIRM, WAS IN THE "1" OR "ONE" BUILDING, A HIGH RISE, ON THE CORNER OF EITHER, MAIN OR STATE STREET . . . WE GOT INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT, MY DAUGHTERS, BEING IN THE MILITARY, AT THE TIME . . . CAN'T HELP, THE SEXUAL TENSION EVEN WHEN, BIG TIME MONEY IS BEING EXCHANGED, LOL, HE SAID, ALL I KNOW, IS I WOULD HATE TO BE CAUGHT IN A FOX HOLE WITH YOU.  SWINK.  I WAS WEARING A PALE PINK, SHIRT, ALMOST SALMON, WITH A FLORAL SKIRT . . . VERY FEMININE.

HE WAS BLONDE, AVERAGE TO THIN BUILD, ABOUT, 6'0" TALL, NICE AND FUN TO TALK TO!

KAY, IS LIKELY, OR WAS A MEMBER OF THE DEFENSE SECTION OF THE UTAH STATE BAR, I NEVER WAS . . . I WENT AFTER THOSE "KINGS OF TORTS" WAS NOT A COLLEAGUE OF THEIRS!

I REPRESENTED "WE THE PEOPLE" RECOVERING, THEIR TAX DOLLARS THAT WERE SPENT, TO SAVE A LIFE, OR USED TO COVER MEDICAL EXPENSES.

IN THE NOVEL, THE CURRENT, YOUNG "KING OF TORTS" IS GETTING GUILT FEELINGS THAT SOME COMPANY, THAT GOT A BAD BATCH OF CEMENT, IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS, AFTER, BEING IN BUSINESS, SINCE, 1948 OR SO, AS HE SITS IN THE LOCAL TOWN, CAFE, HEARING THE LAID OFF WORKERS, EVEN ADDING $100.00 TO THE WATER JAR, TO COLLECT MONEY FOR THE EXPENSES OF LAID OFF WORKERS!

ONE OF THE REASONS, I KEEP WRITING, BESIDES, TRAINING THE COPS, FBI AGENTS, AND PROSECUTORS, SO THEY CAN TAKE DOWN THE MORE EXPERIENCED, MAYBE LEGENDS, THEY THOUGHT WERE ME, OR COPS, WHO WERE AROUND IN THOSE DAYS, BUT ALSO, BECAUSE, WHEN, ALL IS SAID AND DONE, I AM GLAD TO SEE AMERICA BACK TO WORK, TO SEE NEW CONSTRUCTION, AND THRILLED TO SEE, THE AMERICAN FLAG, FLYING ATOP MANY, OF THE CONSTRUCTION SITES!

QUEEN OF THE KING OF TORTS!
LOL.
THEY'LL REMEMBER ME!

KAY WAS GOING IN THE HOLE, $10,000 PER MONTH, ON HER LAW OFFICE, IN SALT LAKE . . . DO YA, THINK SHE WAS PRIME, FOR WANTING TO BE ME?

SHELLEY, NEVER FINISHED A THING IN HER LIFE!

SHE TOOK FLYING LESSONS, AT THE BOUNTIFUL AIRPORT, AND ALLEGEDLY, WAS SUPPOSE TO TAKE THE WRITTEN TEST, TO BE A PILOT, MY MOTHER EVEN GAVE HER THE MONEY, AND SHE NEVER TOOK IT!
SHE IS WRITING POLICY, AND TAX REFORM, AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN FINISH, ONE CLASS, IN ECONOMICS AT UTAH STATE UNIVERSITY!

SUE TOOK ONE MASTER'S LEVEL CLASS, AT EITHER, WILLIAM AND MARY OR, LEWIS AND CLARK, WHEN, SHE LIVED IN NEW YORK . . . SHE NEVER FINISHED THAT EITHER, I DON'T THINK, WITH, NANNY'S AND EVERYTHING.

I FINISH, EVERYTHING I START!
PERIOD.

ALL OF THE FACTS!

I PUBLISHED THE FIRST PART OF THIS BLOG, AT HAMMOND HOUSE, IN GREENWOOD, AND JUST ADDED, A BIT MORE, FINISHING, THE BLOG, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, IN BELLEVUE, WERE ARE THE REST OF THE "BROADS, DAMES, GIRLS?" AS THE OLD, HUMPHREY BOGART SCHOOL OF SEX, WOULD CALL, THEM!

LOL.

HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY!