Sunday, June 17, 2018

MOST STEER CLEAR. LIMITED SIGHT DISTANCE. DYING WITH DIGNITY. DADOLICIOUS! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, ALL YOU DADS! PANCAKE CORRAL, BELLEVUE, WASHINGTON WAS, ROCKIN' DAD'S FAVS! PANCAKES. SPOIL THEM, THEIR WORTH IT! SPECIAL HAPPY, TO MY SWEET SON, PERFECT DADDY, CHRIS. SON-IN-LAWS, DALLAS & GEORGE, GREAT DADS TOO! LOVE YOU! WISH I HAD A DAD TO PROTECT ME . . . SCARY DREAM, LAST NIGHT! IT WAS A FLASH DREAM, NOTHING BUT, THE NEW, STEPHEN KING, PENNYWISE, FROM THE MOVIE "IT" WITH LAYERS OF TEETH BARED, CLAWS DRAWN, HEAD STANDING OVER ME, WITH CLAWS SCRATCHING, DOWN, BOTH SIDES OF ME! HELP! THERE ARE MONSTERS UNDER MY BED! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? EARLIER LAST EVENING, I WAS, THINKING ABOUT, FAMOUS WRITERS, LIKE ANN RULE, TRUE CRIME WRITER, AND STEPHEN KING, NEITHER, BIG TIME LOOKERS--SO, WHY WOULD IT MATTER TO ANYONE, WHAT, THIS BLOGGER LOOKED LIKE? MY ANSWER WAS, PENNYWISE? YIKES. INTERESTING. THEN, WHEN, I WOKE UP, THIS MORNING, I COULDN'T FIND MY LIGHT, BLACK, RUNNERS JACKET, WITH MY I.D., MY BANK CARD, AND MY BUS PASS IN IT! SCREAM. DID SOMEONE TAKE IT OUT OF MY BIN, WHILE I WAS ASLEEP? THERE WERE NO STAFF ON DUTY WHEN, I WOKE UP, SHORTLY AFTER, 5:00 AM. STRANGE. MARY TOLD ME, SHE WAS DOING DOUBLE SHIFTS, TO COVER FOR, THE POSITION THAT IS OPEN, BUT SERIOUSLY, THERE WAS NO ONE ON DUTY? WERE THEY PAID TO TAKE MY IDENTIFIERS? THEN, LEFT? WHAT THE FUCK. ARE THEY OUT SMOKING? WHO WAS ON LAST NIGHT? THEN, I REMEMBERED, COMING BACK, FROM, DINNER, AT RAZZI'S, TAKING OFF THAT, WAIST WRAP, THINKING I WAS GONIG TO TRY TO READ, MY NEW GRISHAM BOOK, "KING OF TORTS" SITTING UP, RATHER THAN, IN BED, WHERE I FALL TO SLEEP, THE SECOND, MY HEAD HITS THE PILLOW! I ASKED SOME EARLY RISER, CHICK LIKE ME, IF SHE HAD SEEN, THE BLACK JACKET . . . YEAH, THAT WAS THERE FOR HOURS, LAST NIGHT. OH,, GOOD, THE STAFF PROBABLY GOT IT TURNED IN, HOPEFULLY, AND HAVE IT, BUT, WHERE IS THE STAFF? NO. STAFF DIDN'T FIND IT. SO, I SAT AT THE EXIT TO THE STAIRS, AND ASKED EVERYONE, IF THEY HAD SEEN IT . . . THANK GOD, SOME CHICK, THOUGHT HER FRIEND HAD BEEN DRINKING, WONDERED IF THE JACKET WAS HERS, SO SHE HAD IT AND GAVE IT TO ME! PENNYWISE WOULD HAVE BEEN REAL, HAD THEY GOTTEN ALL MY I.D., AGAIN! SHIT, WHEN, I MOVED TO MONTANA, ALL OF IT WAS STOLEN, ONE PIECE AT A TIME, BUT I KEPT, BEING ABLE TO GET BACK TO UTAH, TO FINISH MY CASES . . . EVENTUALLY, ALL OF IT WAS TAKEN, AND IT TOOK ME FOUR YEARS, TO GET IT ALL REPLACED! THE GOVERNMENT CLAWS, CONTROL EVERYTHING! LAYERS OF TEETH, EXPOSED, WITH A CLOWN STANDING OVER MY HEAD, SALIVA, DRIPPING FROM HIS MOUTH! AT THIS POINT, I AM NOT SURE, I COULD, EVER GET IT REPLACED--GOVERNMENT CONTROLS, VITAL STATISTICS, DRIVER'S LICENSE AND I.D., AND THEY HAVE SUCCESSFULLY, BLOCKED ME, BEFORE, AND FROM DRIVING, FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS, ON A PERFECT RECORD!???? NOT EVEN A PARKING TICKET, OTHER THAN THE ONE, KAY GOT AT THE OFFICE OF THE ADMINSTRATION OF THE COURTS, USING MY NAME, SOCIAL, AND DRIVER'S LICENSE, AND, TOYOTA YARIS! THIS IS ONE WICKED CREW OF COP, CHAPS & CHICK CUNTS! THIS IS ABILITY. TO FUCK WITH MY LIFE, MUCH LIKE A MONSTER, WITH LAYERS OF TEETH, AND CLAWS, SCRATCHING DOWN, BOTH SIDES OF MY LIFE . . . WITH ME, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE! IT ALSO, CONNECTS WITH, WHAT HAPPENED AT DINNER, LAST NIGHT. SO, BACKING UP, TO LEAVING BELLEVUE, LIBRARY, SOMEWHERE, I BELIEVE, AROUND, 12:30 PM OR LATER? NOT SURE. BUT, MY GUT TOLD ME, NOT TO GO TO LA FITNESS TODAY. WHO KNOWS, WHO THE THREE DUDES WERE, IN THE SWIMMING POOL, COPS? FEDS? ASSASSINS? WHY ALL HANGING AROUND,, MY SWIM LANE, EVEN STANDING OVER ME? ONE WAITING IN THE HOT TUB? KILLER POD OF ORCAS? OR BLOG READERS, AND CURIOUS GEORGE. IT WAS A FRIDAY, AFTERNOON, SUNNY, BEAUTIFUL, A DAY, THAT, MOST GUYS THIS AGE, AND IN THIS SHAPE, WOULD BE DOING ANYTHING BUT BEING INSIDE AT THE SWIMMING POOL? PENNYWISE. SO, I DECIDED, THAT I WOULD, GO TO AURORA, LA FITNESS, HIT, BUS 271 OUT OF BELLEVUE, GO PASSED, GREEN LAKE, UP, 85TH, GET OFF AT JACK IN THE BOX, GET, THEIR CHEAP TACO'S AND FRIES, DIET COKE, COMBO, THEN, CATCH THE E LINE TO LA FITNESS TO SWIM, AND LIFT WEIGHTS. NOW, I HAVE TAKEN, 271 BEFORE, SO, I AM JUST CHILLING, ENJOYING THE UNIVERSITY AREA, AND THE BUS, TAKES A TURN, INTO THE CIRCLE AT THE DEEP CAMPUS, I NOTICED A COP SUV. SITTING RIGHT THEIR, WONDERING, IS THIS, A SIGN, YEAH, SHE IS ON THE BUS? MAYBE. ALL THE SUDDEN, THE BUS STOPS, AND THE DRIVER TELLS ME, THIS IS AS FAR AS HIS ROUTE GOES? WHAT? WLL, MAYBE SATURDAY IS DIFFERENT? HE SHOWS ME THE SIDEWALK TO CUT THROUGH, CAMPUS, BACK TO WHERE, ALL THE BUSES, I DON'T RECOGINIZE, ARE ROUTED OUT OF . . . 44 GOES TO BALLARD, SO, OKAY, I WILL CATCH THAT, AND HIT THE D LINE TO THE BALLARD, LA FITNESS. THE FIRST TIME ON ANY ROUTE, IS HARD, BECAUSE, I DON'T KINOW WHERE THE BUS STOPS, WHERE IT ENDS AND IF I AM GOING TO END UP, EVEN CLOSE TO A CONNECTOR, ROUTE WITH D LINE? I DECIDE, THAT, GIVEN, SATURDAY SCHEDULES, DON'T SEEM, LIKE THE NORMAL ROUTES, I AM JUST GOING TO GET OFF, ON PHINNEY, GET TO GREENWOOD, WHERE I AM SOMEWHANT FAMILIAR WITH THE ROUTE AND GO GET LUNCH! OH, GOOD, RT. 5, DOWNTOWN, TO GREENWOOD, JUST A 5 MINUTE WAIT--TURNED INTO, AT LEAST 45 MINUTE WAIT? THEN, ALL THE BUSES, COME, BAMB, BAMB, BAMB? WHY? I KNOW THERE ARE PRIDE ACTIVITIES, BUT, SERIOUSLY, ALL BUSES CAN'T BE THIS LATE. ME AND SOME DUDE, BAR TENDER, HAD FUN, TALKING ABOUT, LAS VEGAS WHERE HE USED TO TEND BAR, HOW HE GOT TO SEATTLE, STARTING, ONE NIGHT WITH, LIKE $800 GAMBLING, ENDED UP, HAVING $16,000, ON THE HIGH ROLLER, TABLES, WITH LITTLE EXPERIENCE, BUT BIG TIME LUCK, GETTING A ROOM COMPED, TALKING TO HIS NERD, BROTHER, WHO TOLD HIM, TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY . . . HE DECIDED TO GO FOR BROKE, SAVED, $500, AND LOST ALL THE REST! SCREAMMMMM! HE QUIT BOTH JOBS AND MOVED TO SEATTLE, WHERE WE WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BUSES BEING LATE. THERE WERE SEVERAL OTHER MEN, WHO BOTH, LOOKED, LIKE, EASY, COPS, SITTING, LISTENING TO US? TRACKING ME? PROBABLY. I AM TOO TIRED, NOW THAT IT IS ABOUT, 3:30 PM, TO GO TO THE GYM, SO FUCK IT! EAT! RAZZI'S IS ON THE BUS ROUTE, AND PUTS ME RIGHT DOWN, TOWN. CASH. SO, I ALWAYS, SIT, AT THE FIRST BOOTH, WITH TWO CHAIRS, RIGHT INSIDE THE DOOR, SO I CAN LOOK OUTSIDE THROUGH THE OPEN, AIRE, CAFE' WITH PEOPLE ON THE STREET, GRETTING OLD FRIENDS, AND JUST BASICALLY, ENJOYING THE ATMOSPHERE AND GREAT MUSIC, AND FOOD. I ORDER, FOUR CHEESE, SPAGHETTI, GARLIC BREAD, SALAD, AND DIET COKE. I AM PEOPLE WATCHING, AND SOME DUDE, WHO, LOOKED, LIKE, HE KNEW HOW TO PARK A MOTORCYCLE, EVEN, A HARLEY DAVIDSON, PARADE, MOTORCYCLE, JUST A LITTLE TOO PROFICIENT, PULLED UP ACROSS THE STREET, AND VERY HANDILY, MANUVERED THE BIKE, PARKING IT LIKE A COP WOULD, HIS BIKE. DUDE IS GOOD LOOKING, STRUTTING ACROSS THE STREET FOR FULL, IMPACT, BUT, MEN, WOMEN, ARE LIKE OVENS, SEXUALLY, WHILE MEN ARE LIKE, MICROWAVES, TESTOSRONE, JACKED, AND ALWAYS ON THE PROWL . . . HE WALKS STRAIGHT UP TO MY TABLE, AND ASKS ME WHAT, I ORDERED? FOUR CHEESE, SPAGHETTI, IT IS REALLY, GOOD. IS THAT AN ICEBREAKER? HE SITS, RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME, AND ORDERS, "PARMISAN CHICKEN!" LOL. ME OR YOU? I AM LIKE, HE IS PROBABLY, WAITING FOR ME TO INVITE HIM, OVER TO JOIN ME AT MY TABLE . .. FUCK NO, THIS SHIT IT JUST TOO GOOD! LOL. I AM SO USED TO EATING ALONE, THAT, NO DICE. TOTALLY COMFORTABLE, MYSELF. I DID ENJOY WATCHING HIM, HOWEVER. THIS LOOKS, LIKE ONE OF THOSE, LOVE ME, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU COPS! THAT IS HOW I ENDED UP HOMELESS. PTSD, DUDE, BECAUSE OF COPS, JUST LIKE, YOU! HANDSOME, SMOOTH MOVERS, HONEY TRAPS! OKAY, SO, WHILE I DIDN'T, FORMALLY, REJECT HIM, I DIDN'T JUMP HIS BONER, EITHER! LOL. HE WAS KIND OF LIKE, BLOCKING MY VIEW OF PEOPLE WATCHING, SO I WATCHED HIM. I WAS THINKING, WHEN, I SAY, I NEED THREE MONTHS, TO GET READY TO BE WITH SOME GUY, I MEAN IT! LOL. MEN ARE COMPETITIVE, AND I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT, HE IS JUST THE TYPE, THAT, IF I DID, JUMP HIS GUN, AFTER HE MADE THE CONQUEST, HE WOULD SAY, WELL, IF SHE WAS, 30 LBS. THINNER, I WOULD HAVE LOVED HER, BUT . . . THAT IS EXACTLY MY POINT! I KNOW MEN. NOT GONIG THERE, UNTIL, I AM PERFECTLY READY! NO, GAMES, NO, TRICKS, IT WILL TAKE, AT LEAST THAT LONG. YES, THE COMPETITION WILL BE MORE SEVERE, BUT, BRING IT ON! LOL. I WILL LOVE IT, AND THE MEN, HATE IT! LOL. I AM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME OF LOVE, THAT I ALWAYS, END UP, ALONE! LOL. IT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME TO BE RIGHT, THAN HAPPY! LOL. OKAY, THE SPAGHETTI WAS SOOOOO GOOD, AND I COULD ONLY EAT HALF, MY ORANGE SMART THEORY IS WORKING, BUT, THERE ARE NO WAITERS IN SIGHT, LIKE, WHERE ARE THEY, FOR A DOGGIE BAG? SO, AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES, NOT, RUSHED, I FIGURED, NOW I HAD ENOUGH ROOM, TO CLEAN THE PLATE, BUT IT IS GOING TO TAKE, BREATHING ROOM, AND TIME . . . AND I WANTED HIM, TO LEAVE FIRST, DIDN'T WANT TO WALK THIS ASS, DOWN THE STREET IN FRONT OF HIM! PENNYWISE! NOW, EVEN THE COOK FROM THE BACKROOM, IS ASKING ME IF THEY CAN GET ME A CONTAINER FOR THE REST OF MY FOOD? ABOUT, FOUR WAITERS, COME . . . NO. I CAN FINISH THIS. FINALLY, HE IS GETTING CLOSE TOO. I FINISH, PAY, AND ACT LIKE I AM JUST GOING TO THE RESTROOM, WHICH IS STANDARD, WHERE I NEED TO GO OR NOT. IT COMES FROM, GROWING UP IN A FAMILY WITH, 8 KIDS, AND MY MOTHER, YELLING, MAKE SURE, YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM, BEFORE YOU LEAVE . . . WE WOULD INEVITABLY GET, OUT ON THE ROAD, AND SOMEONE WOULD, YELL, I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! SO, I DITCH IN THE RESTROOMS, LOOK IN THE MIRROR, MAKING SURE, MY FACE AT LEAST LOOKED GOOD,, AND SOMEONE, QUICKLY OPENED THE DOOR, TO SEE IF I WENT IN THE BATHROOM? OKAY, DUDE HAS A STING OP, GOING ON ME. THE ARIT OF DELAY. I SIT IN THE STAHL, AND WAIT, AND WAIT, AND WAIT, THEN, SNEAK OUT THE BACK DOOR, INTO THE ALLEY! SHIT, THERE ARE TWO YOUNGER GUYS, SITTING, THERE, WHERE, NOT MUCH WAS GOING ON . . . THEY WERE TALKING GIRLS, GREAT PASS TIME, AND THEY HARDLY NOTICED ME SLIDE PASSED THEM, DOWN THE STAIRS, AND BEHIND THE CARPET STORE, AND BACK, TO GREENWOOD AVE. TO CATCH THE BUS . . . MOTORCYCLE WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT! THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH TIME, TO FINISH, EATING, HE WAS JUST HALF WAY THROUGH, PAY HIS CHECK, AND LINGER OVER THE MEAL, THEN, LEAVE? SO HE TOOK OFF EARLY, MAYBE HE WAS THE ONE WHO LOOKED IN THE RESTROOM, NEVER SAW THE FACE! LOL. JUST THE DOOR, OPEN, A BIT, LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ME. SMILE. THE ART OF DELAY? HIT THE BUS, AND HOME, TO THE HAMMOND HOUSE! AS I WAS WALKING, I SAW THIS ALCOVE, WITH, A GARBAGE CAN, TUCKED, IN IT, OUT OF THE SIGHT OF THE PUBLIC WALKING . . . I WAS LIKE, ANOTHER GREAT ESCAPE, JUST SLIDE IN BETWEEN, THE TERROR WAITING FOR ME! PENNYWISE, WITH FANGS, LAYERS OF TEETH, AND CLAWS, HANGING OVER MY HEAD! YOU SEE, I HAVE, DOUBLES, ALL OVER THE PLACE, AT LEAST 6, LIKELY, MORE LIKE 10 TO 15, ALL TAKING AND USING MY NAME, IN VAIN, FRAMING, AND COMMITTING ALL KINDS OF ATROCITIES, TO GET ME OUT OF THE WAY, FOR THE BILLIONS THAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM, ME DAILY OVER ALMOST 5 YEARS, AND A DAILY PLANET, BLOG, OF BILLIONS OF READERS, WORLDWIDE! PLENTY OF REASON TO KILL ME! FASCISM KILLS! THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS, AND NO LIMITS! JUST DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! TRASH TRUMP, WE ARE GONG TO TRASH YOU! GO AFTER THE U.S. AG, WE FIND MERIT IN KILLIN' YOUR ASS! SORRY, DUDES, IT IS AGAINST THE LAW! I AM JUST DOING MY JOB, UNDER THE OATH I TOOK, AND AS PART OF THE "JUDICIAL BRANCH!" KEEPING A CHECK ON THE "EXECUTIVE BRANCH" IS MY JOB! TOO BAD MORE ATTORNEYS, PARTICULARLY PROSECUTORS, DON'T SEE THEIR JOB THE SAME WAY . . . WE DON'T WORK FOR THE COPS, OR DO WHAT THEY SAY, WE, CHECK TO MAKE SURE, THEY, FOLLOW THE RULES, WHICH, ARE CONTAINED IN THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, THEIR STATE CONSTITUTIONS, AND THEIR PROCEDURES AND POLICIES IN THEIR COP SHOPS, NO MATTER HOW HIGH THEY GO! I DON'T WORK OR YOU, NOR THE PRESIDENT! TRUMP IS NOT KING, NOR IS HE OVER, IMMIGRATION, NOR COMMERCE, NOR TARIFFS . . . IF CONGRESS CAN'T DO THEIR JOB, TO CHECK, THEM, THEN, THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS THE COURT SYSTEM, OR THE MEMBERS OF THE "JUDICIAL BRANCH!" THE NEW SUPREME COURT, RULING, OVER, OHIO, LEGISLATURE'S "PURGE" OF THE VOTING, ROLLS IS TOTALLY, UNCONSTITUTIONAL, AND THE FUCKKING COURT, JUST MADE A RULING, THAT, THEY CAN "PURGE" THE VOTING RECORDS, WHEN, SOMEONE, MISSES, ONE FUCKING ELECTION???????????????? GOD. THANK GOD, PEOPLE, ARE GOOD CITIZENS, AND GO TO THE POLLS! WE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING VOTING, FACILITATING IT, AND DOING ALL IN OUR POWER, TO MAKE SURE, PEOPLE HAVE ACCESS, DISTRICTS, PRECINCTS, AND EXTENDED HOURS TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERY PERSON, WHO WANTS TO VOTE, GETS TO! THIS VOTER SUPRESSION SHIT IS HORRIBLE! WE GIVE CORPRRATIONS, FREE SPEECH, THROUGH, MONEY, TO INFLUENCE THE VOTE, AND WE ARE BLOCKING, PEOPLE? THE BILL OF RIGHTS IS FOR PEOPLE, NOT CORPORATE AMERICA! ONE PERSON. ONE VOTE! NOT IN CORPORATE AMERICA . . . WE ARE FORCING PEOPLE, TO DONATE, THEN, THE CORPORATE, LEADERS CONTRIBUTE, EVEN AGAINST THE WILL AND VOTE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE, OR WHO ARE SHARE HOLDERS! THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR! NOR IS TELLING ATTORNEYS, WHO CAN TO HEAD TO THE BORDERS AND STEM OFF THE INSANE, IMMIGRATION, SHIT, OF SEPARATING, MOTHERS AND BABIES, OR FAMILIES, WHO ARE SEEKING ASYLUM! THIS IS THE STUFF, OF ATTORNEYS! WE FIGHT THIS SHIT! THAT IS WHAT WE DO . . . WE DON'T WALK IN LOCK STEP WITH THE PRESIDENT OR THE FUCKING ATTORNEY GENERAL! THIS IS AMERICA, BITCHES!

YOU, GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING IF YOU WANNA BE WITH ME!

SO, FOR THE REST OF THE STORY, I GO BACK TO HAMMOND HOUSE, DOWN THE STREET FROM RAZZI'S PIZZA, WHERE I LEAVE, MR. COP . . . I FALL ASLEEP, READING FOR ABOUT, 2 MINUTES, AT ABOUT, 8:00 OR MAYBE EVEN 7:30 PM.

BUT, I WAKE UP, HORNY AS HELL, BY 12:00 MIDNIGHT, THINKING ABOUT THE COP, I HAD IN MY LINE OF SIGHT, ALL THROUGH MY DINNER!  LOL.  SHIT, WHAT WAS I THINKING?  WHY DIDN'T I JUST INVITE HIM, TO EAT, WITH ME?  HE WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO HINT, SO, WHY DIDN'T I TAKE THE HOOK?

FUCK, HE WAS HOT.  I LAY, HOT AND BOTHERED, FOR ABOUT, AN HOUR, FALL ASLEEP, AND WAKE UP WITH, PENNYWISE CLOWN, STANDING OVER ME, SLOBBERING ON MY HEAD?  CLAWS, SCRATCHING ON BOTH SIDES!

I ALWAYS PROMOTE LOVE, NOT WAR, SO, WOULD, IT REALLY HAVE BEEN THAT BAD, TO JUST GET TO KNOW HIM?

DATING A COP, THREE MONTHS FROM NOW, WOULD BE FUN, BUT, I STILL, KNOW MEN, AND I AM WAITING, AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT, IF YOU GUYS, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!  I COULD HELP HIM WITH HIS CASES, KNOW THE LAW, KNOW THE CONSTITUTION, MIGHT WRITE ABOUT IT, MIGHT WRITE ABOUT US?  SMILE.  I WILL PROBABLY, NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, BUT, I AM OPEN, JUST NOT RIGHT NOW!

TRUST ME--LOOKING GOOD IN CLOTHES, OR AT LEAST ACCEPTABLE, IS A LONG SHOT, FROM, LOOKING GOOD, IN LESS, OR MORE COMPROMISING, ACTIVITIES!

MOST STEER CLEAR!

LIMITED SIGHT DISTANCE.

THE THREE IN THE POOL, THE OTHER DAY, CAN ATTEST, TO ME, DYING WITHOUT DIGNITY!

BELIEVE ME, I NEED THE FULL THREE MONTHS!

SOME TRANSIT COP, TOLD ME, I LOOK GREAT JUST THE WAY I AM . . . YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UNTIL YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT, AND GO, IF I HAD KNOWN!  LOL.  I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE!

I COULD HAVE A GUY A DAY, MORE, IF I WANT, BUT KEEPING ONE, IS MY GOAL, NOT JUST FUCKING ONE!  THAT IS THE EASY PART!

THIS IS MY TYPICAL RESPONSE, FOR THE TIME BEING . . . SO, I AM SITTING IN SUBWAY, MISSOULA, MONTANA, WAITING FOR THE 3:15 PM, BUS, SOME, HOT 30 SOMETHING, IS WALKING BY, SEES ME IN THE WINDOW, COMES IN, DOESN'T ORDER ANYTHING, JUST CHECKING ME OUT . . . YOU LOOK NICE TODAY.  THANK YOU.  ARE YOU MARRIED?  NO!  I DON'T WANT A HUSBAND, A LOVER, A BOYFRIEND, IN FACT, I AM HATING ON MEN, RIGHT NOW . . . "JUST" BECAUSE!

POOR GUY, SLIDE OUT THE DOOR, AND ON DOWN THE ROAD!

MY DOUBLES ARE TWICE AS NICE!  LOL.

LAST TUESDAY, I WANTED TO GO SEE A MOVIE, THE LAST, ONE I WANTED TO SEE, WAS, "BOOK CLUB" WITH ALL THESE OLD BROADS, LIKE ME, HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES, READING, "SHADES OF GRAY" ESPECIALLY, NOW, THAT I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE!  I USED TO BLOG ABOUT IT, WHEN, REFERRING TO JAMES KENNEDY, BACK IN THE DAY, SO THERE IS A CONNECTION AND I PROBABLY GAVE THEM THE IDEA FOR THE MOVIE!

I FORGOT WHERE THE AMC THEATERS WERE, DOWNTOWN, SEATTLE, WHERE I HAVE A MEMBERSHIP, FOR $5.00 MOVIES, AND ENDED UP, AT THE CINEMAS, A BLOCK SHORT, OF AMC, AS I LEARNED. 

AMERICAN ANIMALS, IS THE MOVIE, I WANTED TO SEE . . . IT SEEMS, THAT THE MORE TRUE TO LIFE, AND THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY, THE MORE I LIKE, THE MOVIES . . . I AM AN IDEALIST, BUT ALSO, A REALIST!  MOST OF THEATERS WERE FILLED WITH KID SHOWS!  SCREAM.  I DON'T ENJOY THEM.  SO, THE ONLY CHOICE WAS, "BOOK CLUB" THAT WAS EXACTLY, LIKE I PREDICTED IT WOULD BE, OLD LADIES, RELEARNING ABOUT THEIR SEX DRIVE . . . THAT IS NOT MY CASE . . . IT IS ALWAYS THERE, BUT, NOT ACTIVATED, UNTIL, I FIND SOMEONE, I TRUST, COPS, ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME HURDLES TO OVERCOME WITH ME, FOR SURE!

WHEN, I AM NOT HAVING SEX, I CAN'T IMAGINE, SOMEONE'S BODY PART BEING IN ME . . . UNHOLY, BUT, WHEN, I AM HAVING SEX, I CAN'T IMAGINE, NOT HAVING IT!

A COMPLICATED WOMAN!

THE ONE THING, I TOOK OUT OF THAT MOVIE, WAS, IF YOU TOOK, A COLLECTIVE OF ALL THE WOMEN IN THAT SHOW, AND MERGED THEM, MADE THEM LOOK, YOUNGER, THAT WOULD BE ME!  THE ATTORNEY, THEY THINK, IS NOT INTO SEX, IS THE FIRST TO JUMP, THE DUDE, RICHARD DRYFUS, AND, JANE FONDA, THE HOT, SIREN, WHO HAS HAD MEN ALL HER LIFE, REFUSED, TO BE WITH, DON JOHNSON . . . THEN, YOU HAVE THE MARRIED COUPLE, THAT IS, KAY AND BRETT, THE OLD COACH, AND THE CHEERLEADER, WHO CAN STILL FIT IN HER WAITRESS OUTFIT, AND HE CAN'T GET IT UP FOR HER!  LOL.  EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SKINNY BITCH, HE DID ME, AVERAGE OF 8 TIMES A DAY, AND BEGGED FOR RELIEF! WITH A FULL BLOWN, BONER, UP AT ATTENTION!  MEN, HAVE AFFAIRS TO AVOID INTIMACY, WOMEN, TO GET IT!

RIGHT NOW, I AM KIND OF, WHERE, DIANE KEATON, IS, MEETING MEN, SHE WOULD, LIKE, BUT, HAS DENIED HERSELF, FOR SO LONG, FINALLY, GIVE IN, TELLS HER KIDS, SHE'S NOT MOVING TO ARIZONA, TO BE AROUND THEM, OR THE GRANDKIDS, BUT, TO BE NEAR THE PILOT, SHE MET ON THE PLANE!  LOL.

WHY DIDN'T I COME HOME, LAST THANKSGIVING?  BECAUSE, I DIDN'T WANT TO!  SMILE.  STILL LOVE YOU ALL!  HOT FOR GRUBHUB, AT THE TIME!

JUST REMEMBER, WOMEN, ARE LIKE, CATS, THE REAL ONES, MEN ARE LIKE DOGS . . . DOGS ARE HAPPY, TO BE PETTED, STROKED, AND FED . . . CATS, NOT SO MUCH, SO--YOU NEVER KNOW, WHAT THEY ARE THINKING, UNTIL THEY PURRRRRR.

HAVE A GREAT ONE!

I SHOULD BE, ALMOST RIGHT ON, 2,000 BLOGS, ALL MINE . . . THEY JUST RUN THEM THROUGH, SOME SPELL CHECK, OR GRAMMAR CHECK, CALL IT THEIRS, TAKE THE DOUGH!  I HAVE LOOKED, AT THIS BLOG, AS, MY DAUGHTER SAYS, A HUSBAND . . . I WANT A REAL MAN, SICK OF POLITICS, TICK ME OFF TOO MUCH, TYRANT AND RAGE, NOT CONDUCIVE TO LOVE!

CODING TEST FOR MY KIDS--IF I USE THE CODE NAME, "ANN" . . . WHICH PERSON, IS LIKELY TO HAVE WRITTEN THIS BLOG AND ALL THE ONES, REFERRING TO "ANN" AS MORE COMMON, THAN, MY NAME--AM I LIKELY: (1) SHELLEY ANN? (2) KAY BABY, ANN; (3) SUZANNE? (4) JOANN? (5) MARCIE ANN? (6) RACHEL ANN? (7) TIFFANY ANN? OR ANY OF THE OTHER BITCHES, USING MY NAME?

GO FOR FACT, NOT FANTASY.

PERCEPTION, MEETS REALITY!

WHO FROM HISTORY, IS MOST LIKELY, TO HAVE WRITTEN THIS BLOG, KNOWING ALL ABOUT, YOU, YOUR KIDS, YOUR CHILDHOOD, STORIES?

ANN THE ANT, OR ANN THE MOTHER?

YOU ALL USED TO BE SMART.

NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED?

BIRDS OF A FEATHER!

GET SMART!

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