SOCIAL DISTORTION. SIMPLY A-MAZE-ING! ON STAGE. SOMETHING IN THE BLOOD. NASTY GALAXY. UNIQUE OBSESSION. BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, I'M ONE! PRO STAFF. UPGRADE YOUR SPORTS DRINK! MARILYN'S RECYCLE. CASH FOR JUNK CARS. PIZZA PI. MY LIFE! MY BLOG! I AM NPR. I AM YOGA. NOT AMERICA'S STORY:(1) TAXES; (2) WARS; (3) PRESIDENTS; (5) INFRASTRUCTURE; (6) EDUCATION; (7) CONGRESS; (8) SUPREME COURT; (9) CONSTITUTION; (10) LAWS; (11) TREATIES; AGREEMENTS; TRADE . . . THESE ARE AMERICA'S STORY . . . NOT MINE! REAL PROPERTY. MILLIONTH GREAT ESCAPE! O'DEA IRISH BRAND. MEAT ON! PERCEPTION, MEETS REALITY. FISHERMAN'S FINEST? FISH PAIN. THAT PERCEPTION, DOESN'T MEET REALITY. KICK ASS FOR KICK ASS! 36 HOURS OF PISS ASS, LOSER, AUNT, GNAT-LIKE, INTERFERENCE IN MY LIFE! MYZZR. MR. ELLIOT. EBITES. POT-O-GOLD. KEEP MOD WEIRD. KICKIN' IT WITH ATHLETES WHO HAVE EXTRAORDINARY ACCOMPLISHMENTS. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, YOUR IMPACT, VS. MINE? I'LL LET YOU RATE YOURSELF. LOL. MR. MCDONALD'S. BAD HAIR DAY? DIFFERENT GUY! RED IN BRAIDS? HE'S TALLER TOO! I AM A GREAT WITNESS TO ANY CRIME . . . I ACTUALLY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE IN MEN, WOMEN, KIDS, AND PEOPLE! STUD, HOWEVER. 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. EYE TO EYE! SMILE. STILL WAITING UNTIL SEPTEMBER! WARNING TO ANY GUY, WHO THINKS THEY ARE GOING TO MEET ME IN THE SWIMMING POOL, OR SEIZE THE MOMENT AND GET POINTS GRABBING MY ASS: (1) I AM EASY TO FIND, BUT THE SWIMMING POOL IS THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH I WANT TO MEET YOU! (2) ANYONE WEARING A SPEEDO, HAS TWO STRIKES OR TECHNICAL FOULS AGAINST THEM, RIGHT OFF THE BAT! LOL. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU PACKAGE IS! I AM EMBARRASSED FOR YOU! LOL. LIKE A HAPPY MEAL, ALL MEN, HAVE A TOY INSIDE! I LIKE SURPRISES! LOL. (3) IF YOU HANG AROUND AND WAIT, UNTIL, I GET OUT OF THE WATER, AUTOMATIC NO! NO MY FAVORITE HANG-OUT! MAYBE I WILL CHANGE MY MIND BY SEPTEMBER, BUT I DOUBT IT! IF YOU LIKE ME IN CLOTHES, YOU WILL TOLERATE ME IN A SWIMSUIT! EVEN AT 116, SAME BOD, SAME LEGS, SAME EGO CHALLENGES! LOL. I MARRIED A MAN WITH NICE LEGS, TO IMPROVE MY KIDS, LEGS: (1) GIRLS GET THE GREAT BALLET LEGS, SHAPELY AND THIN; (2) BOYS, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH STRONG LEGS, LIKE THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, LINEBACKERS! I CAN GET THINNER, BUT STRONG LEGS, ARE THE RESULT OF 6 YEARS OF BENCH PRESSING AN EXTRA 105, EACH TIME I HAD TO DITCH OUT OF A PLACE WITH COPS AFTER ME! LOL. FUCKIN' STRONG! DON'T WANT NO FUNNY BUSINESS . . . YOU MIGHT BE SHOCKED! NOW FOR MY LAST, 36 HOURS OF FUCKED UP SHIT, COPS STYLE, DOWNRIGHT, EXHAUSTING TO SAY THE LEAST! (1) SO, BEING MY NORMAL, HAPPY SELF, YESTERDAY, I WENT TO ROCKIN' ROLL MCDONALD'S TO GET BREAKFAST AND GET A FEW LYRICS, TO SWEETEN MY BLOG, AND YOUR MINDS. I CATER TO MY HUNGRY CROWD--SOMETIMES! (2) STICK SOME LIPSTICK ON, HIT THE RESTROOMS, AND ALMOST RUN INTO MR. "BAD HAIR DAY" ON HIS BLACK CAP. MISSED THE PARTY YESTERDAY AT LA FITNESS? LOL. SURELY, IN THE CHICK MAGNET CREW. BESTIES? (3) SO FAR SO GOOD, BECAUSE, I DON'T REALIZE, SOMETHING UNTIL LATER . . . PISSED. I GO, I BELIEVE TO BELLEVUE LIBRARY TO WRITE THE BLOG, THAT WENT VIRAL, SAW, 18,100,000 HITS IN .19 SECONDS, ON TUMBLE, ON OF THE LESSER KNOWN, SEARCH ENGINES--I AM EVERYWHERE . . . ROCKIN' IT WITH THE JORDON, AND THE OLD BULL'S CHALLENGERS? LOL. EVEN HEARD, JORDAN, PIPPIN AND RODMAN, MENTIONED ON MORNING JOE OR SOMEWHERE THIS MORNING . . . ASIAN CORRESPONDENT FOR KIM JONG UN, WAS ASKED ABOUT RODMAN, WHOM I REFERRED TO, IS GOING WITH TRUMP, TO MEET WITH KIM, OR SO SHE SAID . . . SHE ALSO, PREFERRED, JORDAN OR WANTED PIPPIN TO JOIN HIM! LOL. I AM NPR! WATCH WHAT I WRITE, NEXT NEWS CYCLE, ALL ABOUT, WHAT, I WROTE ABOUT, EVEN USE MY WORDS! I LOVE IT! THAT IS MY PAY! BILLIONAIRE TO BILLIONAIRE, JORDAN--YOU JUST GET YOURS, AND THEY, GOVERNMENT, MOB, FAMILY, COPS, KEEP MINE! I DO MAKE IT! RAKE IT IN BY THE BOAT LOAD! ELI STOLKOL . . . CONTAINED IN MY SON'S MUSIC MONEY, AND LAUNDERED, THROUGH, SAME OLD, CONSTRUCTION, JEWELRY, BANKS, NEST BANK, GAMBLING, RACE HORSES, REAL ESTATE, ETC.! BUT I MAKE IT, THEY DISTRIBUTE IT! LET'S RAISE SOME DOUGH! 'FUN'DRAISER! I AM GOOD AT IT! THEY ARE GOOD AT STEALING AND DISTRIBUTING IT, WITHOUT PAYING TAXES! COPS, FEDS, MEASURE THEIR SUCCESS THROUGH ME TERRANE! WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? JACK SHIT NOTHING! WHAT'S IN IT FOR THEM, EVERYTHING . . . I AM THEIR PRIDE AND JOY . . . U.K. OR YOU ARE KAY! I AM NO MORE KAY'S STORY, THAN, I AM AMERICA'S STORY . . . FUCKIN' FREAK, MAGGOT FAGGOT, BRETT, LIKE THE I.D. NETWORK, TRUE CRIME EPISODES I WATCHED LAST NIGHT, MAN KILLED HIS WIFE, MORE WAYS THAN ONE, TO DO THAT, LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY, DISMEMBERS HER, AND PUTS HER BODY, IN THREE SEPARATE SINK HOLES: (A) SHELLEY; (B) KAY; AND (C) RACHEL! A FEW MORE SINK HOLES ADDED OVER THE YEARS, INCLUDING MEN TO THE LIST! THREE LITTLE PIGGIES TO HUNDREDS OF LITTLE PIGGIES. DICK'S: "YOU HAVE SOMETHING I NEED" . . . "MAKIN' MY DREAMS COME TRUE!" FUCK YOU! MY LIFE. MY MONEY. BUT FOR A SMALL PIECE OF JAW BONE FOUND, THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE DISCOVERED, OR CONVICTED, THE MAN OF HIS WIFE'S MURDER! I HAVE BEEN ALMOST AS INOCCUOUS, AS THAT LONG HIDDEN JAW BONE . . . BUT SOME OF YOU HAVE SEEN ME! ABOUT ALL I CAN DO AT THIS POINT, IS TO CUT THE HACKERS, IP NUMBER, AND PASTE IT IN THE BODY OF MY BLOG, SO, SOME, NSA COP, WILL DISCOVER THE THEFT! HILLARY CLINTON, WON, DONALD TRUMP, BY 3,000,000 VOTES, AND JUST LIKE, THE NSA'S ABILITY TO USE "COMPUTER DISTORTION" TO TURN, THE FIRST INTO THE LAST, AND THE LAST INTO THE FIRST, AS PER, BLOG POST TIMES, SO DID THE NSA, FBI, AND OTHERS, JUST FLIP, HILLARY'S ELECTORAL COLLEGE NUMBERS, PREDICTED, AND NOTED ON THIS BLOG, AROUND, OCTOBER 9, 2016, GIVE, TRUMP'S TO HILLARY, AND HILLARY'S, PROMISED, SEALED, SIGNED AND DELIVERED, BY THAT DATE, EVEN WITH COMEY'S LETTER, NOT ENOUGH TO CHANGE, SEASONED, VOTERS, IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, BUT TRUMP'S PREDICTED, NUMBERS, WERE GIVEN TO HILLARY, AND HER'S TO HIM! JUST LIKE THIS BLOG IS GIVEN TO THE LOSERS, NOT THE WINNER WHO WRITES IT EVERY FUCKING DAY! DISTORTION. THE RICH ARE THE POOR, AND THE POOR IS THE RICH! BUT, WHY FIGURE THAT ONE OUT? THEY LOSE THEIR COOL SMART TRAINER--ME THE SECRET WEAPON, THE KIDS, THE TRILLION, THE PRIDE, THE MONEY SPEND TO BRIBE, HOUSES, TOYS, TRUCKS, GAMES, AND ALL, PLUS THE FAME . . . THERE IS NO INCENTIVE TO RIGHT THE WRONG, NOR TO DO THE RIGHT THING, THEY GET EVERYTHING, AND ME NOTHING, THIS WAY! THEY JUST CAN'T KILL ME, NOR GET ME IN JAIL! LOL. WHAT IF YOU TRIED TO KILL SOMEONE AND THEY LIVED TO TELL? #THE KILLING OATH. ANOTHER TRUE CRIME EPISODE, NICEST, NURSE IN THE HOSPITAL, WAS KILLING PATIANTS, 12 AT THE HOSPITAL, WHERE FINALLY, SOME CHICK NURSE, HELPED, INFORM THE DETECTIVES, HOW THE RECORD KEEPING AND HOSPITAL LOGS, WERE KEPT, TAKING HER OFF THE SUSPECT LIST, AND INTO THE PERSON WHO SOLVED THE MYSTERIOUS DR. DEATH STORY . . . SHE FIGURED THAT HE KILLED, IN THE HUNDREDS, AT THE RATE HE WAS KILLING AT HER HOSPITAL! EVEN AFTER, SHE KNEW HE WAS A MONSTER, SHE SAID, SHE JUST COULDN'T SEE IT IN HIM--SHE SAID, THERE HAD TO BE TWO MEN, IN ONE--THE MONSTER, AND CHARLIE, WHOM, SHE HAD BEEN FRIENDS WITH! SHE HAD TO GET HIM OFF THE HOSPITAL EMPLOYEE ROLLS, BEFORE HE KILLED AGAIN! I MISSED THE, STUFF IN BETWEEN . . . SO BACK UP! (4) HIT LA FITNESS, ROCK THE WEIGHT MACHINES OR UNIVERSAL CIRCUIT; STATIONARY BIKE, FOR THE LOVE HANDLES ON MY KNEES; AND SWIM FOR ABOUT A HOUR AND A HALF, ACTUALLY . . . I GREW UP WITH A SWIMMING POOL, SO, THE SWIM, JUST SEEMS, LIKE PLAY TIME TO ME, REMINDERS, OF 6 AM TO 10 PM, SWIM DAYS IN THE LONG LAZY DAYZ OF SUMMER! AS I WAS LEAVING, LA FITNESS, I ASKED SOMEONE AT THE FRONT DESK, FIGURING EVERY DUDE, WAS GOING TO WATCH THE WARRIORS VS. THE CAVS, PLAY FOR THE 3RD GAME OF THE NBA SERIES . . . I DECIDED TO GET A HOTEL ROOM, ORDER PIZZA, AND WATCH THE GAME, BREAK THE SPELL, JORDAN AND THE BULLS PUT ON ME, BACK IN THE DAY! (5) NOW SOMETIME, DURING THE DAY, I TOOK OUT MY NEW TUBE OF LOREAL' AND I AM WORTH IT, "NUDE" LIPSTICK . . . WHAT THE FUCK? OH. WHAT IS THIS SHIT ASS COLOR? I ALWAYS GET 800, ONE LIPSTICK, ONE PERFUME, SIGNATURE BRANDS AND BEAUTIFULLY EXCLUSIVE, EVEN ON WHAT I LIKE . . . CLASSIC, NATURAL BEAUTY . . . PUSSY ASS PINK????? WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT COME FROM? WHEN I WAS DOING MY CHORE, AT THE HAMMOND HOUSE, I CAME AND FOUND MY ZIPPER, WHERE I KEEP MY LIPSTICK, OPEN?????? I WAS SURE, I CLOSED THAT, AND COVERED THE BACKPACK WITH, MY BLACK JACKET! NOTHING SEEMED TO BE MISSING. UNTIL, I REALIZED, THAT THE LIPSTICK, I GOT AT WALGREENS, AND PROBABLY, LISTED THE 800, COLOR, ON MY CHECK OUT SLIP, WAS A FUCKING "838" OR RACHEL, SHIT, NEON, SCREAMING, PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE INFANTILE, PETTY BEHAVIOR OF THESE, THIEVES, GOES BEYOND, UNDERSTANDING, BEYOND, BATSHIT CRAZY, AND I CAN'T EVEN DISCRIBE, THE JEALOUSY, THE ENVY, EVEN HAVING MY BILLIONS, THEY WANT MY FUCKING LIPSTICK?????? THEN, I THOUGHT, BACK TO WHERE I MIGHT HAVE PUT THAT SHIT ON, YESTERDAY, AND I THOUGHT OF THE BAD BOYS, CADS OF SUMMER, NOT AT THE GYM, BUT, THIS NEW, "BAD HAIR DAY" GUY, AND REALIZED, THAT I HAD THAT GOD AWEFUL PINK SHIT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM! THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE PUSSY RACHEL, AND HER ME! MY PHONE, RADIO, AND SOCIAL SECURITY "VERIFICATION LETTER" LAST WEEK, NOW, MY LIPSTICK, THIS WEEK . . . JUST BOUGHT, I THINK, ONLY ONE NEW TUBE! GLASSES. LIPSTICK. EYE LINER. DIET COKE. SWEET & HOT, BEEF JERKY! WALGREENS, ON THE CORNER OF HAPPY & HEALTHY! GOD. THEY SEND SOMEONE TO STEAL, EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING, TO MAKE RACHEL, APPEAR TO BE ME, AND ME HER! I HATED SOMEONE DRAWING A COMPARISON, OR THINKING WE WERE TWINS, BACK, IN 1992, WHILE IN CHICAGO, I AM PRETTIER, BY FAR! MODEST TOO! LOL. FUCK, IF I CAN'T FIND, THAT COLOR, AND OFTEN I CAN'T, I WILL KEEP THE OLD, TUBE, USE MY LITTLE FINGER, TO DIG, THE VERY LAST, SMUDGE OF LIPSTICK, UNTIL, I FIND, 800! THERE WAS A TIME, WHEN, SOMEONE, WAS BUYING UP ALL THE 800'S IN THE STORES, WHERE I WAS, MISSOULA, OR MAYBE KALISPELL, MONTANA . . . SO WORRIED, I AM GOING TO GET BACK IN SHAPE AND KICK, RACHEL'S UGLY TALL ASS, FROM HERE TO ETERNITY! EZ. GAMES, DICKS, COCKS, AND JEALOUSY! GOD? SO STUPID, GET YOUR OWN, FUCKING UGLY STYLE, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I HATE TO SHOP! I DREAD, WHEN, I RUN OUT OF MAKE-UP, DON'T BUY ANYTHING ELSE, HARDLY! HATE THE INCONVENIENCE, EVEN TELL, WALGREENS, THAT, THEY ARE WAISTING THEIR TIME ON ME, GIVING ME A FREQUENT FLIER, SHOPPING DISCOUNT CARD, BECAUSE, I NEVER SHOP ENOUGH TO MAKE IT WORTH IT TO THEM, NOR ME TAKING THE TIME TO GET ONE! SO, NOW, ON TOP OF THE COST, I HAVE TO TAKE MY FUCKING TIME, AND REPLACE THE UGLIER, THAN, UGLY, PINK, I WOULD NEVER, EVER WEAR, KNOWINGLY! MARY. STAFF INSIDER. GET MY TRUST, HANG OUT AROUND MY PACKPACK, HAVE THE BLONDE BITCH, SITTING ON THE STAIRS--MY CHORE WAS TO SWEEP THE STAIRS AND WIPE THE BANISTERS, ACTING LIKE SHE WAS CRYING, THE LOOK OUT GIRL, BECAUSE HER HUSBAND TOOK HER DOG? SHE CAN'T HAVE ONE THEIR ANYWAY! THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME, PROUD MARY, HAS BEEN PAID, TO FUCK ME OVER! SO, BECAUSE OF THAT, AND NOT WANTING TO GO BACK, LAST NIGHT, LIPSHIT, AND ALL THAT JAZZ, I DECIDED, TO BABY MYSELF, SINCE NO ONE WILL, AND GO TO THE WALLINGFORD INN, BRIGHT ORANGE, ON AURORA, RIGHT ON RAPID RIDE, E, JUST ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE INN . . .TOTAL BITCH, WHO RUNS THE PLACE, BUT WHATEVER, ONE OF SHELLEY'S CHILLYCOWS! I AM SURE, AFTER I ESCAPED TO THE WALLINGFORD, FOR SUPER BOWL, AND ON A FEW OTHER OCCASSIONS THE MOB, PURCHASED THE PLACE TO CONTROL ME AND THE PLACE . . . LIKE I SAID, SOMETHING IN THE BLOOD . . . STRANGE OBESSION THESE FUCKERS HAVE WITH ME! NEW HAT . . . SEND SOMEONE, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT? NEW CHEAP READING GLASSES . . . I REALLY LIKE YOUR GLASSES, WHERE DID YOU GET THEM . . . IF THEY CAN'T FIND THEM, THEY STEAL THEM! SAME WITH THE LIPSTICK! KENNEDY PROBABLY, LIKED THE BRAND OR COLOR I WAS WEARING, AND RATHER THAN, WAIST THE TIME, JUST PAY, MARY TO STEAL IT! I FIGURED, SOMEONE HAD BEEN IN IT, BUT, WHEN, I SAW THE LIPSTICK, I WASN'T WORRIED, JUST, JUNK IN THAT ZIPPER, JUNK IN THE WHOLE THING, BUT FOR THAT ONE TUBE OF LIPSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6) I CHECK IN ABOUT, 3:00, RM 35, $90.00 PER NIGHT . . . STRANGE THOUGH, MOTEL CLERK, MADE A COPY OF MY I.D., ON THE COPIERS, BUT SHE ALSO, WROTE DOWN, MY INFORMATION, ON PAPER? WHATEVER. WHEN I GOT THE THE ROOM, EXHAUSTED AND READY TO WATCH SOME NEWS, KICK BACK, LIKE YOU NEVER GET TO DO, HOMELESS, AND ORDER PIZZA, I REALIZED THAT THE TV DIDN'T WORK? I CALLED THE FRONT DESK, SEVERAL TIMES, TO TRY THIS AND THAT, BUT NOTHING WORKED AND SHE COULDN'T LEAVE THE FRONT DESK! I WAS PISSED, JUST WANTED TO RELAX FOR ONCE! PEACE AND QUET. EVENTUALLY, I WAS MOVED TO RM, 36, BUT SHE NEVER CHANGED THE INFORMATION ON THE CHECK IN OR REGISTRATION CARD . . . MOST LIKELY, WILL MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE RACHEL, STAYED THEIR, NOT ME, OR THAT SHE WAS ME, OR THE EXCHANGE, TO DO THE MIX, MATCH AND ATTACH SHIT! NO, THE NEW ROOM, WAS ACTUALLY, MUCH, BRIGHTER, CLEANER, WITH A GREAT VIEW, BRIGHT YELLOW WALLS, AND THE TV WORKED! BEYOND JORDAN, I REALIZED, THAT, THERE WAS A NOTHE REASON, I HAD NOT WATCHED THE NBA FINALS, OR PLAYOFFS . . . AS I TURNED THE CHANNEL, ALREADY, HAVING WATCHED THE NEWS ON COMPUTER, AT THE LIBRARY, SO, BURNED OUT, MY ALL TIME GREATEST, AFTER NEWS, TOTAL TEMPTATION, CAME ON . . . I.D. NETWORK, TRUE CRIME SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH! I DON'T HAVE ANY SKIN IN THE GAME, SO? I WATCHED, WHILE I WAS TRYING TO GET, PIZZA. OF COURSE, NOT ONLY DID THE FUCKERS, RACHEL, KENNEDY AND THE DEA, WANT TO BLOCK ME FROM, APPEARING TO BE IN SEATTLE, ROOM EXCHANGE, BUT, THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO ORDER, PIZZA, LIKE I DO EVERY TIME I STAY, THERE! THAT WOULD FUCK, THINGS UP. I GOT DOMINOS NUMBER FROM THE OFFICE, BUT IN THE 5 TIMES I CALLED, THERE WAS NOT ANSWER! THIS GAME THING TO ME, IS A PACKAGE DEAL, AND TOTAL EXPERIENCE . . . EVEN ASKED THE FRONT DESK TO CALL ME, TO MAKE SURE I AM AWAKE, WHEN, THE GAME STARTS, SO I DON'T MISS, THE FIRST 3/4THS OF THE GAME, LIKE I DID ON SUPER BOWL . . . SHE NEVER CALLED ME! BUT I WAS AWAKE, BECAUSE, I DIDN'T HAVE WARM PIZZA TO PUT ME TO SLEEP, READING THE WASHINGTON STATE CONSTITUTION, LIKE I WAS DOING, WAITING FOR THE SUPER BOWL, NO WIDE ASS AWAKE! I DID NOTICE, THAT COMING INTO THE ROOM, 36, THE BATHROOM LIGHTS WERE ON? PLANTING BUGS, SURVEILLANCE, WIRETAPPING? OF COURSE! HOW DO THEY KNOW, EVERY FUCKING THING I AM DOING, INCLUDING GOING TO THE BATHROOM, ALL NIGHT IF IN AM NOT BUGGED? GOD? WHAT A BUNCH OF STOOGES! AFTER TRYING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, WITH TIME IN BETWEEN ATTEMPTS, I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE IF THERE WAS A SHEET OF PAPER, WITH, LOCAL RESTAURANTS, THAT DELIVER, LIKE LAST TIME . . . OH, YOU SAY, THEY WANTED TO MURDER ME, WITHOUT GIVING ME A "LAST SUPPER?" SURE. EVEN IF I GOT EXECUTED, I WOULD GET DINNER, ONE LAST MEAL? FUCK? LOSERS. SOME DUDE WAS LOOKING FOR THE CLERK, WHO REPLACE THE BITCH, SOME BASTARD WHO HAS JUST AS BAD AN ATTITUDE, WITH NO SOCIAL SKILLS WHATSOEVER, FOR RETURN CUSTOMERS! HE GOT THE NIGHT OUT! OWNERS DEMANDED. BUT, THE NICE MAN, PROBABLY THE HIT MAN, BUT AFTER MEETING ME AND HELPING ME WITH, PIZZA NUMBERS, TWO DOMINOS AND ONE PAGLIACIA'S, DOWN THE STREET, NONE OF WHICH WORKED DURING THE GAME, THAT I NEVER WATCHED, AFTER I EXHAUSTED I.D. NETWORK CIRCUIT, I LOOKED FOR THE GAME, BUT GOT, DETOURED AGAIN . . . FORENSIC FILES! WOWHOOO! SCORE! FUCK LABRONE JAMES AND KEVIN DURANTE! LOL. PLUS, I HAD NOT HAD MUCH FOR BREAKFAST, AND LUNCH WAS LACKING, SO, I DECIDED, TO MARK MY TERRITORY, SO I DIDN'T GET KNOCKED OFF IN MY SLEEP . . . BATHROOM WINDOW WAS ALSO OPEN, WITH THE LIGHT ON . . . CLOSED THAT, OF COURSE! RATHER THAN A NICE, COZY NIGHT, OF TV, AND PIZZA, I WAS ACTUALLY, HAVING TO WALK TO GET SOME SNACKS! SHIT! I WILL GET THIN, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, VERY DETERMINED TO EAT! LOL. GAS STATION UP THE STREET, I REMEMBER, PLAYING THIS PIZZA GAME, LAST TIME! VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . PARTY PIZZA. DIET COKE. TWINKIES! FIRST SECURITY BANK DEBIT CARD! I AM THINKKING, FUCK THEM, ASSHOLES, PIZZA PARTY AFTER ALL! NOT SO FAST, I NEEDED A TOASTER OVEN! SCREAM. IT WAS DARK BY THE TIME I GOT, BACK, SO I DECIDED TO CALL DOMINOS JUST ONE LAST TIME . . . GAME OVER, THE PIZZA CALL WENT THROUGH . . . PROBABLY, 10:00 PM, CALL, AND DELIVERY, 11:00 PM? CLONED CARDS, ONCE AGAIN, JUST LIKE, SOUND COMMUNITY BANK, BEFORE . . . GAMING WITH, ZIP CODE NUMBERS! LAST TIME WHILE IN MISSOULA, I ORDERED PIZZA, THE NIGHT I STAYED AT SLEEPY INN, USED THE MAILING ADDRESS, I USED WHEN, I SIGNED UP, 59802, CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THESE PIN NUMBERS, AND SHIT. THE GIRL SAID, THAT NUMBER DOESN'T WORK . . . I WAS LIKE, FORETTING THAT I GOT THE BANK AND CARD, IN MISSOULA, BUT, I SAID, TRY, 59807 THE P.O. BOX . . . WORKED! THIS IS HOW THEY GET MY MAIL! INTERCEPT, BY STAFF, AT THE POVERELLO, BEFORE, I CAN GET IT, ON THE STREET ADDRESS . . . OLD GAMES, ALWAYS THE SAME, NOTHING NEW IN THE HOOD! WHATEVER, I GOT MY PIZZA, PRICEY, BUT GOOD, JUST THE SAME. (7) HAD ENOUGH OF THE NEWS, LEFT THE WALLINGFORD, BY, 8:45 AM TO 9:00 AM, WENT STRAIGHT TO THE GYM! PROUD, OF MYSELF, I GOT A DELICIOUSLY, NUTRITIOUS MEAL SUBSTITUTE, HEATH DRINK! BERRILICOUS! VERY DELICIOUS, WONDER WHY, I DON'T EAT BETTER, ALL THE TIME? NOTHING SPECTACULAR DURING WORK OUT . . . OTHER THAN, TWO GRANDPA, LOOKING DUDES, ONE STARING AT ME, WORKING OUT, COULD LOOK DOWN MY SHIRT, WHILE I WAS DOING PUSH-UPS, SO I TURNED DIRECTIONS, BUT NOTICED HIM, STANDING THERE WATCHING ME, ON THE STATIONARY BIKE? WHAT THE FUCK, GRANDPA! THESE GUYS ARE PROBABLY MY AGE, BUT I FELL THE SAME AGE AS THE HOT, CHICK MAGNETS! LOL. THERE WAS THIS OTHER DUDE, GRANDPA, EVEN ADVERTISING ON HIS SHIRT, THAT HE WAS, "ST. PAPA" AND THEN, IT WENT ON TO SAY SOMETHIG LIKE, "COOL GRANDPA" . . . HEY, OLD GUYS, DON'T RULE . . . I AM LOOKING FOR, SOMEONE, THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A GRANDPA, JUST WILLING TO PLAY THAT ROLE, WHEN, I AM IN UTAH, WITH MY GRANDKIDS . . . I AM FINE WITH SOME, YOUNG HOT BODY, DIVORCED DAD, EVEN HELP HIM WITH HIS KID OR KIDS, AS LONG AS HE IS COOL, WITH MY GRANDKIDS AND KIDS! MODERN FAMILY. KEEP MOD WEIRD. IF PEOPLE THINK I AM, 35 TO 40, WHY WOULD I WANT THESE OLD FARTS? LOL. I KNOW, YOU HATE ME . . . RIGHTLY DESERVED! COME SEPTEMBER, FUCK, I WILL BE TOO OLD FOR THE BENCH ON THE SEAHAWKS . . . MILES IS IN HIS MID40'S AND HE IS TOO OLD FOR ME NOW! LOL. I'M GONNA GET SHOT. WHILE WE ARE ON THE OLD DUDE, NEWS, OLD SCHOOL WOULD PUT ME WITH MEN, OLDER THAN, ME, PARTICULARLY, BEIHG HOMELESS, LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO SAY, JO, CAN'T YOU JUST BE NICE TO HIM? HARVARD ENGINEER, LIKELY AN OLD SPY, THESE GUYS TOO, WITH A 168,000 ACRE, CATTLE RANCH, IN ST. IGNATIUS, CONDO IN MISSOULA, WINED AND DINED ME, STEAK AND LOBSTER . . . AH, NO. LOVE IS ALL I NEED! HAPPY. MONEY? SECURITY? PRESITGE? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT . . . JUST LOVE, THAT IS IT! LOVE TAKES TIME . . . TAKE THE TIME TO FIND IT! SHE'S AN EASY LOVER, SHE'LL HAVE YOUR HEART BEFORE YOU KNOW IT . . . SHE'S LIKE NO OTHER, STEAL YOUR HEART AND YOU WON'T FEEL IT, ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE TOMORROW . . . JUST TRYING TO WARN YOU! BET THE YOUNG BUCKS HAVE THOUGHT OF ME, MORE THAN ONCE, SINCE THE OTHER DAY? I HAVE THOUGHT OF THEM, "BAD HAIR DAY" TOO. SHE'S LIKE NO OTHER . . . SHE'S AN EZ LOVER. NOT EZ IN BED. JUST LOVE EZ. NOW, IT IS AFTER, LA FITNESS THAT THINGS START TO GET DICEY. (9) TIME FOR LUNCH, ACTUALLY WANTED, GREASY, TACO'S AND FRIES, DIETCOKE, AT JACK IN THE BOX, ON 125TH AND AURORA, WITH KRISPY KREME RIGHT NEXT DOOR, PERFECT! PROUD AGAIN, I GOT A TERIAYKI BOWL WITH RICE, AND AN EGG ROLL! SO YUMMY, HEALTHY, AND PRESENTED, WELL, WITH EGG ROLL AND DIET COKE! GREAT 70'S, HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE, ROCKIN' MUSIC, DANCIN' WHILE EATING . . . OH, WHAT IS THIS WE HAVE GOING ON OUTSIDE? ROUGHED UP, DUSTY BLACK, CROWN VIC, COP CAR, GRILL, FLOODLIGHTS .. . DEA! SURE ENOUGH, DUDE WATCHING THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA, MUST HAVE TOLD HIM, I WAS WATCHING HIM, AS I GENERALLY AM . . . THE WATCHED WATCHING THE WATCHERS! HE PARKED, THEN, BACKED UP SLOW, THEN, TURNED AND CRAWLED OUT OF THE LOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME . . . DRVIE THROUGH? DIDN'T SEE HIM, NOT VISIBLE. JIM DANDY TRUCK, "COMMUNICATING WITHOUT COMMUNICATING" EXCEPT TO ME . . . J.D. OR TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE I AM SHELLEY, THAT BITCH, WHO WAS, KNOCKED UP, BY JIMMY ROBINSON, WHO WAS THE MUSIC MIXER FOR THE DOORS, HELPED STEAL, ELLIOT'S GOD'S REVOLVER, LITTLE BLACK HORSE CD, AND NEW CD, FIRST TO THREE FOR SONY! GET HIM OFF PAYING 18 YEARS OF BACK CHILD SUPPORT AND PRISON! I LIKE ELLIOT'S MIXES BETTER, ASSHOLE! AFTER MR, DEA LEFT, SYSTEM #2 PULLED IN, THE MORMON WARD, NICE, BLACK AND WHITE, NEW FORD, SUV, BACKED IN, AS FAR AS YOU COULD GO IN THIS PARKING LOT, AND THE JIM DANDY, J.D. TRUCK, MOVED TO THAT SIDE, GIVING SOMEONE, SIGNS! SHE IS SITTING ON THIS SIDE . . . YOU SEE, SHELLEY HAS ALL MY I.D. NOW, INCLUJDING STEALING THE ONE THING SHE COULDN'T GET, THE SOCIAL SECURITY "VERIFICATION LETTER" THAT SHE HAS BEEN TRYING, TO STEAL, SOCIAL SECURITY, CHECK, BIG TIME FELONY, FOR 18 FUCKING YEARS . . . SHE WOULD LIKELY, BY THIS TIME, DOUBLE DIPPING, GETTING MEDICARE AND ALL THE SHIT SHE IS NOT QUALIFIED FOR, CLONING, AND STEALING, SETTING UP, TO EITHER KILL ME OR PUT ME IN PRISON FOR LIFE! NO THANKS. PATIENCE IS NOT ONE OF THE COPS, VIRTUES . . . I WAITED, WATCHED, THE DUDE IN THE BLACK AND WHITE, MO MO CAR, JUST SAT THERE, NEVER GOT OUT! ALL THE SUDDEN, THREE, MIEXICAN DUDES, GOT UP AND RAN OUT OF THE JACK IN THE BOX . . . MY CLUE TO RUN . . . I DID, DON'T THINK HE SAW ME. ANOTHER DEA, ASSHOLE, WAS PRETENDING TO BE AN OBNOXIOUS, HOMELESS GUY, TRYING TO MAKE ME STAHL, I NATURALLY, REBUFF, STUPID PEOPLE WHO, BUG THE SHIT OUT OF ME! . . . I WANTED TO USE THE BATHROOM TO GET RID OF HIM. HE WAS STILL IN THE STORE, HE CAME UP TO ME . . . NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU . . . DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND, NO BOYFIREND, NO FREIDNS . . . DON'T WANT TO TALK. I WILL GET MY DOUNUTS, AND GIVE YOU $5.00, THEN, YOU CAN GET WHAT YOU WANT, JUST DON'T BUG ME! I HATE HUMANITY TOO . . . I AM GETTING THERE! HERE, $5.00 . . . SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR! THE GIGGLING GATOR! OFF I WENT TO GET ON THE BUS! MY CHARIOTS OF FIRE, LOVE METRO, RAPID RIDE, AND SOUND TRANSIT! GREAT, GET AWAY VEHICLE! ALMOST ALWAYS ON TIME! (10) HERE IS WHERE IT GETS PISSY, FUCKED, I AM FURIOUS, AND I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE . . . SO, I DECIDE, TO GO TO GREEN LAKE LIBRARY, CUTE, QUAINT, AND PEACEFUL . . . UNTIL I GET BLOCKED OFF MY OWN, GOD DAMNED BLOG, ABOUT 10 TIMES . . . DEATH BY 10,000 ALIBIIS! RUSSIA, JUST COME ON IN AND TAKE OVER OUR COUNTRY, THESE FUCKERS ARE TOO BUSY, STEALKING FROM ME TO EVER WORRY ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT. SO I GET MY CELL PHONE STOLEN, LAST WEEK. THEY HAVE DONE THIS ONE, WHAT, 100 TIMES, WE NEED TO VERIFY, WHO YOU ARE, BLOGGER . . . LIKE I HAVEN'T WRITTEN FOR THE LAST, 4.5 YEARS, LAME ASSES, NEVER CHANGED A DAMNED THING, BUTTFUCERS! GOD, WE NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER. DON'T HAVE ONE, TRY ANOTHER WAY. EMAIL US. WE CAN'T FIND THAT EMAIL? YOU ARE USING IT RIGHT NOW, YOU CLOWN ASS IDIOTS AND GOOGLE, BOUGHT AND PAID FOR, BY THE BILLIONS, FAGGOTS????? SO I TRY SEVERAL OTEHR WAYS . . . BLOCKED, BLOCKED, BLOCKED! MILES AND KAY, POKE LOVER! WILL UNTIL YOU FUCKERS, LEAVE ME THE SHIT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT HER BLOG, SHE IS NOT ME, YOU DON'T GET SUPER, POWER GIRLFREIND, YOU BLEW THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAY IS DOG ASS UGLY! SO ARE YOU, DIP SHIT, SHIT ON STICK, DUO! GOD? GET A FUCKING LIFE, LOSERS, ASSHOLES, LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR, SHIT, AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MINE! LOSERS WITHOUT ME, I AM EVERYTHING WITHOUT YOUR SORRY, STINKY ASSES, GETTING IN EVERY FUCKING THING, INSUCURE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE THE FAG, HAVE ALL THE FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BRING OUT THE REAL MEN IN THEM, YOU THE FRUITY FAG BOYS! I AM FINE WITH, NORMAL GAYS, NOT, CAD, FUCKERS, WHO, WANT TO PRETEND THEY ARE MY LOVER AND SON, FOR THEFT PURPOSES . . . THORNTON PLACE! TAKE THAT LOSER AND KILLER WITH YOURSELF, ASSWIPE! WHIPS AND CHAINS, MAY TURN YOU TWO ON, BUT, NAMES WILL NEVER, CHANGE TO SUIT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE THE SMART CHICK I AM, LEAVING THE LIBRARY, NOT DETERED, NOT DEFEATED . . . ADDING ISOLE TO DEFEET . . . I JUMPED, A BUS, HEADED TO ANOTHER COUNTY LIBRARY OUT OF THE CITY SYSTEM, THAT WAS, ALL LOCKED UP, TO STOP ME . . . NEWSFLASH, BULLDOG NEWS . . . YOU DON'T GET CREDIT FOR MY BLOG AND EVENTUALL, BOTH OF YOU FUCKERS WILL BE IN JAIL, FOR LIFE, IF NOT EXECUTED, NEVER, EVER TO GET OUT AGAIN! TAKE YOUR LOSER CREW WITH YOU!

RUDY, THE BEER TRUCK, CLOWN!  SPOUTING HIS STUPIDITY, ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD?  WHAT A DUMB ASS . . . LOOK AT STORMY DANIELS?  THIS SHITHEAD, LOOKS, LIKE SOMEONE TOOK HIS NECK, CHECK KAY AND MILES, THEIVES, EXTRAORDINARIE, AND PUT YOUR HEAD, DIRECTLY, ON YOUR DUMB ASS SHOULDERS!  FUCK, YOUR UGLY, MAN!

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT'S ATTORNEY?  SAY, RUDY, BABY, SUCH A, NOT STUD, OLD FART, HOW DID YOU GET, $50 MILLION, AFTER LEAVING, MAYOR, OF NEW YORK?  MOB?  TRUMP?

WASN'T IT YOU, WHO, ANNOUNCED, YOUR DIVORCE TO A SICK WIFE, WHILE YOU WERE STANDING, NEXT TO YOUR WHORE, AT A PRESS CONFERENCE?

FUCK THESE OLD BASTARDS?  SHIT?  WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE . . . MAKING A MOCKING, LAUGHING STALK OF AMERICA, WORLDWIDE, YOU AND CLOWN ASS, TRUMP?  GOD?

THE MORNING JOE SHOW, WAS WORTH THE $90.00 AND FUCKED UP PIZZA, NO GAME, JORDAN, WAS PROBABLY SITTING NEXT TO MY DOUBLE, WITH KENNEDY . . . COOL T-SHIRT, WITH LABRON, AS CLOSE AS I GOT TO THE GAME, WITH A VERY, CONTEMPLATIVE LOOK ON HIS FACE . . . IS HE FIGURING OUT, THAT, RACHEL, THE BOOBY PRIZE, WITH JAMES KENNEDY, IS NOT SMART ENOUGH TO WRITE THE BLOG?  MOST LIKELY, SMART GUYS, SOME OF THESE SPORTS, GREATS!  BUT, AFTER, RUDY, MADE HIS, CLOWN SHOW, IN ISRAEL, TRASHING, STORMY, WHO HAS MORE CLASS IN HER, LITTLE FINGER, THAT EITHER, YOU OR TRUMP HAS IN YOUR FUCKING COCKS, FACES, AND BRAINS, MIKAH, WENT NUTS, AND RIGHTLY SO!  SHE CHALLENGED, EVERY WOMAN, TO STAND UP TO THESE OLD FOGGIES, STURTING THEIR UGLIES ALL OVER THE WORLD, DEMEANING, DENOUNCING, AND JUDGING WOMEN, AS THE FIRST LADY, CLAIMING TO HAVE SOME TYPE OF OPERATION, DISAPPEARING FOR 20 DAYS, REALLY, JUST GOT, STORMY DANIEL'S, SIZE, BOOBS!  SOME OF US, CAN TELL!  TRUMP, REACHES OVER, AS MELANIA, SAID, SHE BELIEVED, HER, LYING, CHEATING, CREEPY, RAPIST HUSBAND?  WE NEED A NEW TEAM AT THE HELM OF THE UNITED STATES!

THE PROBLEM WITH MEN, LIKE TRUMP, RUDY, MY FATHER, IS, THEY ARE SO, OLD SCHOOL, WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 50'S IF NOT THE 15TH CENTURY--"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN," TO HOLD WOMEN, DOWN, TO MAKE THEM, FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES, FOR ONCE . . . GOING AFTER YOUR GOLDEN, GOOSE DAUGHTER, AND REPLACING HER WITH, STORMY DANIELS?  COME ON, BUT SHE IS SO MUCH, MORE THAN, RACHEL, AND, A PORN STAR, SHE IS LIKELY, GOING TO BE THE DOWNFALL OF THE TRUMP ERA, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER!

WE WERE SICK AND TIRED OF MEN LIKE YOU, BACK, IN THE 60'S AND 70'S . . . DIE, DINASAURS, DIE!

THE ONLY REASON, THE ECONOMY IS DOING WELL, IS THAT A BUNCH OF SIMILARLY THINKING, BASTARDS, WHO, THINK, LIKE THEY DO, HELD, FIRST $2 TRILLION IN OFF SHORE BANKING, THREATENING TO NOT INVEST IN AMERICA, UNLESS, MITT ROMNEY, WON, AND NOW TRUMP, THREATENING IF HILLARY WON, $4 TRILLION WOULD REMAIN OFF SHORES . . . ALL NOT TAXES, MIND YOU, DOJ!  JUST WAIT!

TRUMPS IS RIDING ON, THE WORK PREISDENT OBAMA, DID, SAVING MAIN STREET, FROM WALL STREET, BACK IN 2008 . . . THE GOP, JUST TIMED IT, SO THAT, IT WAS THE END OF THE BUSH, CHENEY DAYS, SO, THAT THE FULL, TILT OF THE WORST OF THE WORST, THE BANKRUPTING OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD, TO USHER IN THE NEW ORDER OF BUSH SENIOR AND HIS CIA FUCKS, BUT, PRESIDENT OBAMA, WITH THE HARVARD LAW DEGREE, WAS SMART ENOUGH, TO ORCHESTRATE, THE RECOVERY WE ARE NOW, ALL BASKING IN . . . TRUMP'S POLICIES, HAVE NOT HAD A CHANCE TO SEASON, AND SIMMER, YET, THIS TRADE SHIT . . . EVERY ECONOMIST IN THE COUNTRY, AND ABROAD, SAID IT IS SHIT!  THIS MORNING ON ARI VELSHE, HE SHOWED SOME FIGURES, OF WHAT, WE ARE GOING TO LOSE, FROM, FUCKING TRADE WITH OUR, ALLIES . . . BUT THAT IS THE PLAN, DIP SHITS . . . MEXICO AND THE UNITED STATES, WILL BOTH, BE MESSING WITH, ABOUT $3.2 MILLION IN GOODS, WITH TARIFFS, IF NAFTA IS FUCKED; HOWEVER, TRUMP, SAYING HE IS "STICKING WITH HIS GUNS" OR COPS, SHELLEY, TOOK ONE FUCKING ECONOMIC CLASS, AT UTAH STATE UNIVERSITY, BACK IN ABOUT, 2006 OR SO, QUIT, HALF WAY THROUGH, SO ARROGANT AND STUPID, BRILLIANTLY STUPID, SHE THROUGHT SHE KNEW IT ALL, AND TRUMP IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FOLLOW HER, AND ALL HER COPS TOO . .  SHE IS NOT ME, I AM PARKED HERE AT COMPUTER, 212, AT 6:27 PM, 6/7/2018, SO, YOU ARE NOT, DEALING WITH ME, SHE IS JUST USING MY NAME, CREDENTIALS, AND EXPERIENCE, TO FUCK THE WORLD!  BUT, AS FRO, CANADA, WHO IS MOST PISSED AT THIS NEW CHANGE IN TRADE POLICIES, IS GOING TO SEND, WHAT $18.2 BILLION IN TRADE, ELSEWHERE WHERE THEY ARE NO TARIFFS!

THE PROBLEM WITH COPS AND THEIR CUNTS, IS THEY ARE BLACK AND WHITE THINKERS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT RIGHT OR WRONG, THEY CAN'T THINK, IN THE BIG PICTURE, TERMS, OR COMPETELY THROUGH, THE TOTALITY OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES, OR THE FINE POINTS OF THE TRADE AGREEMENTS AND LOOK AT, JUST ALUMINUM AND STEEL, RATHER THAN THE ENTIRE, BENEFIT, WE GET, BY WAY OF OUR TRADING PARTNERS IN THE WORLD!

CONGRESS?

WHEN IS HURTING AMERICA, GOING TO, TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER, YOUR STUPID, GOP?

PLEASE, VOTERS, WE HAVE ONE CHANCE, TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY, FROM THE ONE WORLD ORDER, THAT HAS BEEN IN THE WORKINGS FOR, DECADES, WITH, TRUMP, THE FUCKING MINI, HITLER, WHO LIES TO THE PEOPLE, SO MUCH, THAT, THEY START TO BELIEVE, HIS SHIT . . . THIS IS RIGHT OUT OF HITLER'S PLAY BOOK, THE BIGGER THE LIE, THE MORE PEOPLE ARE LIKELY TO BELIEVE THE CLOWN!  THE NEW "TIME" MAGAZINE, SHOWS TRUMP LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR, THE TRUMP IN THE MIRROR, WITH CROWN AND ROYAL ROBES, SAID, "KING ME."

TRUMP'S VOCABULARY IS NO MORE THAN, 150 WORDS!  HE LIES EVERY FIVE MINUTES, EVEN TO HIS WIFE!  TO GET A SECURITY CLEARANCE, MY DAUGHTER, COULD NOT HAVE CHEATED ON EVEN A BOYFRIEND, OR SHE WAS UNWORTHY OF A TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE!

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT?

FUCK.  

MICHAEL, I WILL HELP, YOU IN ANY WAY, I CAN, FREE!