The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: SLURPEE! NO REST FOR THE WICKEDLY FAST! ROCK ELECTRIC. WE'RE GONNA ROCK 'TIL WE POP! WE'RE GONNA ROCK THIS TOWN INSIDE OUT! RAIN CITY. SEATTLE REIGN. WIN TOXIC CRUISE. THIS CALLS FOR AIR GUITAR! CELEBRATE! YUM-WORTHY HALLOWEEN TREATS. EVONIK. NOODLE BAR. GYRO EXPRESS GREEK & INDIAN CAFE'. INCH'IN BAMBOO GARDENS. EYEGLASS REPAIR. OOCA TOOCA. GOOD FOOD. GOOD NEIGHBORS. GOOD TIMES! KIRKLAND COMMUNITY DINNER. DITCH THE TRAFFIC RIDE A BIKE! HATE FREE ZONE. #END RACISM THIS GENERATION! NICE IS THE NEW COOL. LT. GENERAL, JAY SILVERIA, TELLS TROOPS, GET OVER RACISM, OR GET OUT! GET OVER SEXISM, OR GET OUT! TREAT PEOPLE WITH RESPECT, OR GET OUT! I ADD, GET THE FUCK OUT! RESPONSE TO "GO HOME NIGGER" WRITTEN ON DORM DOORS! FUCK THAT SHIT! THIS IS WHAT IT WILL TAKE--PEOPLE IN POWER POSITIONS, THE RICH AND FAMOUS, NFL AND NBA PLAYERS, BOSSES, ALL OF US, TO STAND TALL AGAINST RACISM! A NEW VIDEO, OF SEATTLE SEAHAWK FOOTBALL PLAYER, GETTING ARRESTED, BY LAS VEGAS HEAT AFTER BOXING CHAMPIONSHIP, IN AUGUST . . . SHERIFF DEFENDED MEN, SAYING THAT, BENNETT, REACTED DIFFERENTLY, THAN OTHER PATRONS OF THE CASINO OR HOTEL, WHEN SHOTZ RANG OUT . . . YOU YA THINK? SHIT, WITH, BLACK ME, BEING GUNNED DOWN, REGULARLY, I AM SURE HE DID, REACT DIFFERENTLY! IT IS ONE THING HAVING YOUR HAWKS COLORS ON, WITH HELMET, PLAYING ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD AS A BLACK MAN IN TODAY'S CLIMATE, SHIT, I WOULD BE RUNNING FOR COVER OR TO GET OUT OF THE BUILDING TOO! WHITE DUDES WITH THEIR 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS, ARE STARTING THE FREAK, WHEN, A COP PULLS THEM OVER, IN ARIZONA! WITH SHERIFF JOE PARDONED, TRUMP IS ENCOURAGING, POLICE BRUTALITY, SO, WHAT WAS MICHAEL TO THINK? ANYWAY, GOOD ON YOU LT. GENERAL! HOPEFULLY, YOUR DRESSING DOWN OF THE TROOPS AND I HEAR, THE BRASS TOO, YOU WILL ROOT RACISM, SEXISM, BIGOTRY, AND HATRED OUT OF THE MILITARY ENTIRELY! TALKING ABOUT SEXISM, WHAT I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH AS AN ATTORNEY, NOT AS LONG AS I WAS AN IVY TOWER ATTORNEY, UP IN THE HALLOWED HALLS OF THE UTAH STATE CAPITAL, BUT ONCE I STARTED TO TACKLE THE HOT HOMICIDE CASES, OR GO INTO THE COURTROOM, INTERROGATING, COPS, WHOM, I FORMERLY TRAINKED, AND ARGUED IN FRONT OF JUDGES, WHO WERE PROSECUTORS WHEN, I WORKED FOR THE UTAH PROSECUTION COUNCIL, IN THE CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT DIVISION OF THE UTAH ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, SWITCHING, SIDES, AFTER BEING POISONED, WITH 8 YEARS OF MY LIFE, STOLEN, THE FIRST, FACE OFF, ROUND, TO COME BACK, AND REINCARNATE AS A CIVIL RIGHTS AND CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY, BEING SEEN, BY THOSE FORMERLY, OR ALLEGEDLY, ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE LAW, I COULDN'T DECIDE OR DID DECIDE, THAT THE CRIMINALS WERE LESS CRIMINAL THAN THE COPS, PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES! CASE IN POINT, TWO NIGHTS AGO, THERE WAS A TRUE CRIME SHOW, FBI STING OP, THAT INVOLVED, LIKE 50 OR SO DIRTY PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES, WITH COPS, MONITORING THE HALLS AND TRANSFERING THE BRIBES! DON'T THINK ANYONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. BUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, IS THAT, I JUST SAW A NEWS CLIP, OF A 45 FOOT, STATUE OF A NUDE FEMALE, STANDING OR SQUARING OFF, AGAINST THE WHAT 100 OR 200 FOOT, PHALIC SYMBOL, FOR A DICK, THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT TO THE MALE PENIS, THE OBALISK, SEEN, IN MONUMENTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! THINK ABOUT THAT! A MONUMENT TO GOD DAMNED COCKS? WHATEVER, NOTHING, MEN DO, SURPRISES ME ANY MORE! THE MOVIE, "BATTLE OF THE SEXES" THE HISTORIC TENNIS MATCH BETWEEN, BILLY JEAN KING, AND BOBBY RIGGS, CAME OUT, FRIDAY, AT THEATERS EVERYWHERE. IN THAT MOVIE, WOMEN, TENNIS PLAYERS WERE PAID, 1/8TH OF WHAT MEN WERE, AND THEY WERE BRINGING IN AS MANY FANS AS THE MEN! BILLY JEAN KING, WON, THAT IF MEMORY SERVES, CREAMING, BOBBY, LOUD MOUTH, SAYING HE LIKES WOMEN, IN THE BEDROOM AND IN THE KITCHEN, BUT ANYWHERE ELSE, FORGET IT! KING CHANGED THE FACE OF FEMALE SPORTS, FOREVER! THANKS! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIE! BUT LOOKING BACK, ON WHAT I HAVE GONE THROUGH, FOR THE LAST, 20 FUCKING YEARS, SINCE, I CAME OUT OF THE IVORY TOWER, AND GUT PUNCHED, COPS AND PROSECUTORS ON ASSET FORFEITURE, 1997, I HAVE EXPERIENCED, SEXISM, TO THE MAX! I OUTRANK THESE FUCKS, CAN OUT ARGUE THEM, CAN BEAT THEM, ON ANY LEVEL, IN COURT, THE LEGISLATURE, ON THE BLOGGING WORLD AND SPHERE, AND ON THE BUS, JUST THIS MORNING! SOME JACK ASS, LIKE AH, COP, MILES, PLANTED, EARL, WEARING A FILSON, GRAY BEANIE HAT, AT 5:45 AM, BUS, RT 5, JUMPED ME, THE SECOND I GOT ON THE BUS! I TRIED TO IGNORE HIM, BUT, THE FIRST ASININE THING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, WAS, THOSE DEMOCRATS, AND SOMETHING ABOUT, SPENDING MONEY? WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU HEAR ABOUT, REPUBLICAN, TOM PRICE, DIRECTOR OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, RESIGNING, YESTERDAY, FOR SPENDING A $1 MILLION ON CHARTERED JETS FOR HIS TRAVEL IN THE FIRST 4 MONTHS OF HIS TENURE AS THE SECRETARY OF HEALTH? WHY DON'T WE TRY TRUMP ON FOR SIZE, HE HAD, SPENT, MORE THAN, PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ENTIRE, 8 YEARS AS PRESIDENT, IN WHAT THE FIRST TWO MONTHS OF OFFICE! YOU WANNA TALK MONEY, IT IS NOT THE REPUBLICANS, WHO ARE THE FISCAL CONSERVATIVES! THEN, ASS WIPE, STARTS IN ON TRUMP'S TAX PLAN, AND HOW THAT WILL BENEFIT, HIM, MR. OBVIOUSLY, NON-COLLEGE EDUCATED, WHITE MALE, TRUMP'S BASE . . . I RESPONDED, NO, TRUMP'S TAX PLAN WILL BENEFIT, TRUMP!!!!! THEN, AGAIN, I TRIED TO BLOW OFF THE DUDE. THREE TIMES, I REFUSED TO ENGAGE IN HIS STUPIDITY, AND BULL SHIT! FINALLY, THE BUS DRIVER, TOLD HIM, TO LEAVE ME ALONE OR HE WAS GOING TO THROW THE DICK HEAD OFF THE BUS! MY FIRST THOUGHTS WERE, MILES, WHO, KNOWS BETTER THAN ANYONE, JUST HOW HOT MY PISTOL TEMPER IS, ESPECIALLY, WHEN, IT COMES TO TRUMP, MUST HAVE PUT THIS FUCK, UP TO THIS EARLY MORNING ASSAULT. ALL ME AND MILES DID WAS FUCK OR FIGHT! SINCE I HAVE BOYCOTTED HIM FROM MY LIFE, RIGHT NOW, I FIGURED HE FOUND A STUPID SURROGATE, TO FIGHT WITH ME! LOL! SURE ENOUGH, GOD INTEL, I AM WAITING IN THE TUNNEL FOR THE BUS, RT 550 TO BELLEVUE, TO HIT THE LA FITNESS GYM, EVEN BEFORE STAFF GETS THERE, WITH MILES BUDDY, WORKING AS A PLANT AND TRAINER! LOL. SECURITY GUARD, IT DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 8! SCREAM! SABOTAGING ME GETTING THIN TOO! LOL. SIDE BAR, TWO STREET BUMS, LIKE MYSELF, CALLED ME BABE, SO, THAT IS A START, AT LEAST OF THE MALE SEX, THINKING ABOUT ME SEXUALLY! LOL. CAT CALLS WELCOME! I USED TO GET PISSED, WHEN, I WAS YOUNGER AND HOTTER . . . THE OLDER I GET THE MORE I APPRECIATE THE SHALLOW, SEX CRAZIES, MEN ARE! ESPECIALLY, WHEN, I AM THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FLATTERING! RELAX WOMEN, ALL IN FUN, WHEN, PROTECTED ON THE STREETS, RIGHT? YEAH. BUT, BACK TO DOWN IN THE TUNNEL, SO, I AM THINKING, ABOUT, MILES, ME LEAVING HIM ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BECAUSE HE VOTED FOR TRUMP! THAT'S IT! THE ONLY MEN, WHO WILL ARGUE WITH ME, NOWDAYS, ARE MY SON, CHRIS, AND MILES! I HAVE RESORTED TO PURIANT, ANIMALISTIC INSTINCT, AGAINST BOTH, HANGING UP ON THEM, WHEN, THEY DARED CHALLENGE MY POSITIONS, POLITICALLY! IMMATURE, I KNOW, BUT, NECESSARY! I WISH I COULD HAVE HUNG UP ON THAT DICK ON THE BUS TODAY FROM KENT! LOL. BUT WHILE I AM WONDERING WHO PUT THIS NUT CAKE UP TO BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND OTHER, EARLY, MORNING BUS RIDERS, MOST ASLEEP, STILL, THAT THOUGHTS WENT TO MILES, FIGHTING WITH ME THROUGH THIS CLOWN! SURE ENOUGH, THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON, LIGHT RAIL TRAIN, PARKED IN FROM OF ME, FOR A SECOND, AND THERE WAS THIS, MILES, LOOK-ALIKE, COACHING, TRAINING, OR INFORMING, SOME "EARL" TYPE DUDE, WEARING THE TRADITIONAL, HAT LIKE THE ONE, RALPHY WORE, THE PLAID, FLEECE LINED, MATERIAL OVER THE EARS, HAT, EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT COLD ENOUGH, YET, A UNIFORM, AND THE BLACK DUDE IS LEANING FORWARD, ACTING LIKE, HE IS TELLING THE OTHER WHITE GUY, JUST WHAT WILL PISS ME OFF, AND GET ME TO ARGUE WITH HIM, AND HOPEFULLY, THROW OFF THE BUS, MYSELF! I LEARNED CONTROLLED RAGE, IN COURT, INTERROGATING, COPS, WITNESSES, THOSE TESTIFYING, WHO TOTALLY, REVERSED THEIR STATEMENTS, AFTER, THE COPS SHOWED UP IN JAIL, THREATENING TO PUT ANOTHER WARRANT OUT FOR THEIR ARREST IF THEY TESTIFIED, FOR ME AND MY CLIENT, TO THE PROSECUTORS, MEETING WITH THE DELIBERATING JURY, FOR 45 MINUTES, BACK IN THE JUDGE'S CHAMBERS, WHILE MY CLIENT, GOT A PEEK, THROUGH, THE BALIFF'S UNDERARM, TRYING TO BLOCK HIS VIEW, ONLY TO HAVE THE COURT SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS, I SUBPOENAED, DOCTORED! I KNOW, HOW TO BE PISSED AND CONTROLLED BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. THAT DUDE IS LUCKY TO HAVE A FACE, THAT EARLY IN THE MORNING! LOL. SO FIRST THERE IS THE BLACK COACHING EARL, FROM THE STICKS, THEN, THERE IS A MURAL, OF MARILYN MONROE, BURIED, UNDER, EVERYTHING FROM SUPERMAN TO WONDERWOMAN, TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND, AND THE JOKER FROM BATMAN, KIND OF LIKE WHAT THE COPS AND PROSECUTORS, JUDGES AND FEDS, HAVE DONE TO ME, BARELY, SEEING AND BREATHING THE LIGHT OF DAY, AFTER ABOUT 1750 BLOGS AND 5 YEARS OF RUNNING! NOT BECAUSE I COMMITTED ANY CRIMES, MIND YOU, BUT BECAUSE, THEY COMMITTED CRIMES, AND THEY DON'T WANT ME TO HELP CATCH THEM, SO THAT, GROUP STALKING, AND SWATTING, IS PRACTICED ON ME, DAILY! CASE IN POINT, BUT, BACK TO THE MARLYN MONROE, SURROUNDED BY ORANGE, MY COLOR FOR SMART, IS SHOWING THROUGH, THE MASS OF OTHER, FIGURES IN THE ART, THERE ARE TWO LARGE NOSES, ONE A WHITE FEMALE'S NOSE WITH RED LIPSTICK, AND A LARGE BROWN, OR DARKER NOSE, AND THE TWO ARE TOUCHING, SHE IS SMILING! I LOVE TO TORTURE OLD LOVERS! I THINK, HARRY, KENNEDY, WAS PROBABLY, BEHIND THE INDIAN TRACKER, WITH THE PURPLE OR PINK SUITCASE, UP AT THE ISSAQUAH TRANSIT CENTER, TOTALLY, WITH NO ONE THERE, AND ALSO ON THE INDIAN, RESERVATION, SO THE INDIAN DUDE, PROBABLY GOT SMOKE SIGNALS FROM THE BLACKFOOT INDIAN TRIBE, WRITTEN ABOUT, THE DAY, I STARTED THIS BLOG, AFTER BEING TRACKED BY THE RED MAN, THE INDIAN SHERIFF DROPPED OFF, AT THE AMTRAK, TRAIN STATION, THE ONE WHO ALERTED ALL, SHOP OWNERS IN EAST GLACIER, AS WELL AS ALL THE FEDS, SECURITY GUARDS ACROSS THE STREET, AT EAST GLACIER LODGE, JURISDICTIONAL ISSUES, BLACKFOOT JURISDICTION, UNDER THE BRIDGE, AND NATIONAL PARK SERVICE OR FEDS, ON THE SIDE WITH THE LODGE! BUT BOTH AFTER ME, AS WELL AS BLOOD HOUND, BUT EVEN THEY, NOR THE INDIAN TRACKER COULD FOLLOW ME, I WAS FUCKING ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM UNDER THE BRIDGE, CATCHING THE TRACKER, TO ALL OVER, IN AND AROUND THE LODGE! I WAS JUST RETURNING THE KEY TO MY EMPLOYEE CABIN, UP AT SWIFTCURRENT LODGE, LIKE ANY GOOD, CITIZEN, EMPLOYEE, WHO, GOT CALLED BACK TO UTAH, BY HER CLIENTS, MISSING ORIENTATION WOULD DO! SHIT, EVEN PUNISHED FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING! BUT, AS I THOUGHT, MORE ABOUT,THE TRIP TO CHECK OUT THE SHUTTLE, FROM ISSAQUAH, DEFINITELY, NATIVE OR REZ TERRITORY, THUS, THEY NEEDED A INDIAN COP FROM THE RESERVATION, TO EITHER KILL ME OR ARREST ME, FOR WHAT, NOT SURE, THE SAME THING AS THE BLACK FOOT, FOR DOING JACK SHIT NOTHING, BUT, YOU KNOW THOSE INDIAN, "DREAMCATCHERS" AND THE BOUNTY OUT ON MY ASS! BUT, THAT INDIAN, WHO GOT OFF WITH ME, PRETTY REMOTE PLACE OTHER THAN THE PARKING TERRACE, BUT, WOODS, BEYOND THAT POINT, EVEN ASKED ME, IF I KNEW IF THIS WAS ON THE RESERVATION? AH, DAH! I DON'T KNOW, YOU ARE THE FUCKING INDIAN HERE! LOL. THEN, HE KEPT COMING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO ME, MENACING IN HIS PROXIMITY, ALL IT TAKES IS A KNIFE, AT ARMS LENGTH, AND YOU CAN ONLY DIE ONCE, NO PLAY RERUNS! THEN, HE TOLD ME HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING OR AT. I TOLD HIM TO READ THE BUS SIGNS, AND THEN, HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SEATTLE, SO I SAID, READ THE SIGNS . . . HE KEPT COMING AT ME, AND I SAID, AGAIN, READ THE FUCKING SIGNS! LUCKY FOR ME, I READ THE SIGNS, BEST GET AWAY, VEHICLE EVER! THE BUS! IT PULLED UP AND I WAS OFF WITH THE CHARIOT OF FIRE TO SAFETY! I HAVE SEEN TONS OF TRUE CRIMES SHOWS, EPISODES, THAT PEOPLE, USE, EMPTY SUITCASES, ALL THE TIME TO HIDE DEAD BODIES IN! CARRY IN, CARRY OUT, OF THE FOREST LANDS? LUCKY FOR ME, HE WOULD EITHER HAVE TO DISMEMBER ME, BUT, NO PROBLEMO, FOR, DEER HUNTERS, AND SUCH, RIGHT? BUT HE DEFINITELY, WAS INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE, AND DIDN'T SEEMED, TO DETERED, UNTIL, I GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY. THERE WAS A COUPLE OF LOVERS, STANDING DOWN A BIT, BUT, THERE IS ALWAYS THE ASSASSIN OR TEAM A, AND THE CLEAN UP CREW, TEAM B! THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE UP THERE, AT ALL! ONLY A BUS, COMING AND GOING AND THEY DON'T WAIT . . . YOU ARE EITHER THERE WAITING OR YOU GET LEFT! PERIOD. THIS IS ALL PURE BULL SHIT, SEXISM! SOME JILTED LOVER, COP, WHO THINKS THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW, NOW PROTECTING, THAT EVER, LOVING WEINER OF THEIRS, OR THEIR CURRENT, SEXUAL CONQUEST, MY SISTER, ALL ABOUT, GETTING AND KEEPING, MY DOUBLES, SO THEY CAN, CLAIM THEY ARE WITH ME! SO THEY CAN STEAL, KIDS MUSIC, BOOKS, AND THIS HOT BLOG! BILLIONS AND BILLIONS! PEOPLE KILL FOR FAR LESS, ALL THE TIME! USUALLY, I JUST BLOW IT OFF AS A GREAT STORY, BUT, AGAIN, THE REALITY, IS, THAT WAS MOST LIKELY A HIT! STRANGER TO THE TRAIL, GOES HIKING ALONE, WHICH I DECIDED, BEFORE, HAND WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA, EVEN WITH A BEAUTIFUL FALL DAY AND PREDICTED RAIN THE NEXT DAY, SO, JUST CHECKING OUT THE LAY OF THE LAND, WITH A FEW SURPRISES, BUT, I AM FOLLOWED, 24/7! YESTERDAY AT THE FITNESS CENTER, SOME DUDE WALKED BY WITH A SHIRT, THAT SAID, "FEELIN' LUCKY" ON THE FRONT, AND "FOLLOWER" ON THE BACK! COMMUNICATING WITHOUT COMMUNICATING, ALL CATS, CIA, FBI, CAN READ THOSE SHIRTS AND GET THE MESSAGES, BUT SO DO I! RACISM AND SEXISM ARE ALIVE, AND WELL, REARING THEIR UGLY HEADS, ALL THE TIME, MASKED AS THIS OR THAT, AS IS DOMESTIC HOT WATER, OR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE . . . ALL MY COP, UNDERCOVER, LOVERS, ARE TOO SMART TO EVER HIT ME, AND WITH MY TEMPER, THEY MIGHT, ACTUALLY, GET THE WORST OF SCRIMMAGE WITH ME, ADRENALINE, COUNTS FOR A TON, AS DOES, THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE! SO WHO KNOWS, BUT, 100% BEEF, COULD DO SOME DAMAGE! I GOT THAT STATEMENT, "NO REST FOR THE WICKEDLY FAST" FROM A SHIRT ALSO, AND I THINK THE CATS AND FBI WERE TRYING TO MAKE THE STATEMENT, THAT, SHE LOSES FAST, WHICH I DO! I AM MUSCLELLY, NOT TOO UNLIKE MEN, AND MUSCLE BURNS FAT! THE BIG MISTAKE WOMEN MAKE IN TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT, IS TWO FOLD: (1) THEY CUT DOWN THEIR CALORIC INTAKE TO NOTHING, FRUITS OR SALADS, NO PROTEIN, OR BREADS, THE STUFF OF MUSCLE MAKING! SO, STRIKE ONE AGAINST THEM, STARVATION AND THE BODY GOES INTO STARVATION MODE, AND SHUTS DOWN! STUPID! (2) IF YOU ARE WORKING OUT, LIKE I AM, GENERALLY, TWO HOURS PER DAY, YOU NEED THREE THINGS, WEIGHT LIFTING, STRETCHING, AND AEROBICS OF SOME TYPE! IF YOU ARE STARVING, JUST HOW LONG DO YOU THINK, YOUR BODY, IS GOING TO LAST? A DAY OR TWO, THEN, BURN OUT, AND YOUR OUT! (3) SECRET, I DON'T GET MENTALLY, BURNED OUT, AND DREAD THE GYM! IN THE UNIVERSAL WORKOUT, THE MACHINES, ON THE 4TH FLOOR, I DON'T PUT ANY WEIGHTS ON THE MACHINES, ABOUT 20 OF THEM, JUST THE HARDWARE ON THEM IS ENOUGH, TO GIVE WOMEN, WHO, DON'T WANT BULK, ENOUGH TO JUMP START THAT METABOLISM! THEN, I CAN, JOYFULLY, MOVE THROUGH, THE MACHINES, ALL 25 OR SO, FOR UPPER AND LOWER BODY, WORKOUTS, WITHOUT PAIN, STIFFNESS, AND AGONY! NOTICE THAT, MOST FEMALE, WEIGHT LIFTERS, EVEN BURN UP THEIR BOOBS, AND GO FLAT . . . DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU! THIS MORNING, WHEN, I SHOWED UP TO GET MY EXERCISING DONE, GETTING BACK MY JOGGING GROOVE, FROM YOUNGER, PRE-POISON YEARS, WHEN, I WAS THIN, COULD EAT ANYTHING I WANT, SO BODY, IS CRAVING THE GYM, LOVE IT, BUT, I FOUND OUT OR REMEMBERED THE SATURDAY SCHEDULE, RIGHT AS HE POINTED TO HIS CLOCK, BUT, IT GAVE ME TIME TO CHECK OUT A STATUE OF A WOMAN, GOLD, IN THE WINDOW OF THE FIRST DESK OF RECRUITERS, TO THE FITNESS WORLD, AND TO MY SURPRISE, THIS MODEL OF FITNESS, IN GOLD, HAD AN ASS, AND A BODY, MUCH, LIKE MY OWN, WHEN, IN SHAPE! VERY COOL. STRONG IS BEAUTIFUL! THIN AND WEAK CAN BE LESS HEALTHY AND MORE FLABBY, THAN, A STOUT, STRONG CHICK, LIKE MYSELF! OH, I DID, ZUMBA, THE OTHER DAY, THOUGHTS OF, "AIN'T THIS AMERICA, SOMETHING TO SEE" . . . THE CLASS WAS CONDUCTED BY, AN ASIAN CHICK, LEADING US IN LATINO MUSIC, AND WE, OR SOME OF US WERE WEARING, SCARFS, FROM INDIA, FOR BELLY DANCING, PINKS, GREENS, AND BLUE, SASHES, TIED AROUND OUR WAISTS, COVERED IN GOLD FAKE COINS, ALL OVER OUR ASSES! NOW HOW COOL IS THAT, AMERICAN, EXPERIENCE, ASIAN, INDIAN, AND LATINO INFLUENCES! THE ASIAN CHICK, WAS JUST AS SEXY, ENERGETIC, AND EXPERIENCED, IN DANCE, AS ANY HOT LATINO CHICK! VERY FUN, GOOD MUSIC, GREAT INSTRUCTOR, AND ME, DOING THE BEST I COULD, TO MAKE A HALF ASSED ATTEMPT AND FOLLOWING ALL THE SEXY MOVES! LOL! I KEPT THINKING, I WAS ON DRILL TEAM IN HIGH SCHOOL, SO, I CAN LEARN THESE MOVES! THEN, IT DAWNED ON ME, THE LAST ZUMBA CLASS I TOOK, WAS, BACK IN MONTANA, HELENA, I BELIEVE, AND AFTER THE CLASS, I HAD TO TAKE A 5 HOUR NAP! LOL! THIS TIME, I ONLY, SLEPT, FROM SEATTLE TO GREENWOOD ON THE BUS! SO I AM IN BETTER SHAPE, AFTER, THE COPS HAVE CHASED ME FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS! KEEP IT UP, BOYZ, GIRLZ, AND I WILL REACH MY DREAM WEIGHT, SOON! FEAR THIS! LOL. OH, THERE ARE THESE FLAT SCREEN TV'S, NEAR THE CYCLING MACHINES, TREADMILLS AND STAIR STEPPERS, THAT SAYS, "FIT FOR HIM" AND "FIT FOR HER!" NOW, ME, MYSELF AND I, AM PERFECTLY HAPPY, BEING FAT, AND HAPPY, WITH MYSELF, JUST THE WAY I AM. HOWEVER, CYE'S BOLLY WOOD, SEEM TO HAVE A DIFFERENT STANDARD, FOR ME, OR EXPECTATION, IF I AM TO HANG OUT WITH THEM, SO, IN THE INTEREST OF, GIVING UP ON WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO CHANGE, AND MEN TO CHANGE, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO MODIFY, THIS BOD! IT HELPS TO HAVE A HOT LOVE INTEREST, AS DELUSIONAL AS IT IS, TO MOTIVATE ME TO GET IN SHAPE . . . HOW DOES IT FEEL, MILES, KENNEDY, AND THE REST OF YOU, WHO DIDN'T BRING THIS OUT IN ME! THE CREATURES GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED! LOL. EVEN THOUGH, IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY, THAT, I WILL GET WITH THIS HANDSOME, BIG HUNK, I AM, MOTIVATED, AND FOR THAT, I AM GRATEFUL, IN AND OF, ITSELF! SMILE. PLUS THERE IS A TON OF EYE CANDY, AT THE LA FITNESS, TO KEEP ME SATISFIED AND HAPPY, UNTIL, I GET IN SHAPE, SOME HOTTY, YESTERDAY, HANDSOME, PUMPED AND BUILT, SMILED AT ME ON THE CYCLE MACHINES, AND YES, I AM FLATTERED AND ENCOURAGED, BY THAT, SO KEEP IT UP, ALL OF YOU! LOL. I DON'T KNOW WHAT, IT IS ABOUT, SEATTLE AND SURROUDING AREAS, AND ALL THE HOT GUYS WITH GREAT, GUNS, OR MUSCLES, SHIT? IN MONTANA, ALL THE GUYS, HAD GREAT CALVES ON THEIR LEGS, BUT IN SEATTLE IT IS THE ARMS! FUCK! LOL. A DIRTY OLD LADY'S PLAYGROUND! LOL. I LOVE IT! REPUTATION OF TAYLOR SWIFT. WHO KNOWS, NO BODY UP HERE, KNOWS I HAVE KIDS, THE AGE THEY ALL THINK I AM! SMILE. I CAN KNOCK DOWN THE LOW 40'S NOW, IN A FEW MONTHS, 30'S! LOL. THE OTHER DAY, SOME DUDE, THOUGHT I WAS 34, AND NOW, I AM OFFENDED, THAT ANYONE, GUESSES ME IN MY 40'S . . . IT IS ALL RELATIVE!