The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: A BLACK CAT RUINING THAT FRANCHISE. LOS LONELY BOYS. STARBUCKS. VIVID TICKETS. PACKED WITH POTENTIAL--FILL A BACKPACK (UNICEF). TILTED BARN BREWERY. WALKIN' WITH A DEAD MAN OVER MY SHOULDER . . . PRO VAC. DIVA WITH DIGNITY. KOOLIT. COGOJUICE. FARM TO BOTTLE. 100% ORGANIC JUICE. DOORDASH. MUSTANG SALLY STRYDER. SUPERIOR. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU, WITH THESE AMERICAN THIGHS! THE HOUSE WAS SHACKING THE BED WAS ROCKIN'! JUST HAVING FUN. TRAINING BUS. QUICK CAB. ESCAPE. KEN'S MARKET. PARRIS. CHECK OUT MAN. BACON. DIET COKE. CARROT CAKE MUFFINS. PHINNEY COPS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. BLOG STOLEN. BUTCHERED HAIR. CHECK JOANN I, II, OR III. THE HAIR TELLS THE STORY. BEAUTY COMFORT FOR INSECURE BLUEPRINTS . . . HACK WEEK . . . BLUEPRINTS: SEATTLES CHOICE FOR DATA COLLECTION & DISTRIBUTION. SORRY. IT'S THE CHICK WHO GOT SCALPED BY SHELLEY'S HIT SQUAD HAIR STYLIST FROM RUSSIA! OUR BEAUTY SECRET--WE WRAP OURSELVES IN KELP! SMILE. BIG GULP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES. NEVER COAST. YESTERDAY, I SAID I QUIT, AFTER MY BLOG, WAS RIPPED RIGHT OFF IN FRONT OF MY FACE! I NEVER SAID FOR HOW LONG! THE BLUEPRINTS WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME TO STOP WRITING! LOL. NEVER DID IT FOR THE MONEY, TOO MUCH FUN! FUNSHINE! CHINOOK MUSIC. MANCHIN BLOG. SHINOOK LUMBER. THEY BUILD. I SAVE. LIVE LONG & PROSPER. EVERY EPISODE. EVERY SERIES. GOLDFINCH BROTHERS. DIRTY BUCKET. REDHOOK. TRANSFORMING LIVES SINCE 1973. THE POWER OF MINDFULNESS. WE ARE MADE TO PERSIST. THAT'S HOW WE FIND OUT WHO WE ARE. --TOBIAS WOLFF. SCREEN MAN: MOBILE SCREEN. LARRY HAIGHTS. YOUR LOCAL GUTTER SPECIALISTS. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, WHEN YOU SAY GOOD-BYE. THE SEASON OF SWEET & SPICE. HEY, JUNIOR NELSON MANDELA . . . WHEN YOU HAVE FAT CHICK GIRL, GOING ON SOME WATER DIET, BECAUSE A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER, WHO JUST DIED DID FOR TWO YEARS, IS NOT MEETING ME IN THE MIDDLE! LOL. MEET & POTATO GAL. I HAVE THIS THEORY ON LOSING WEIGHT: (1) EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN; (2) BUILD UP THAT PROTEIN TO BURN MUSCLE; (3) KICK START THAT METABOLISM; (4) LOSE WEIGHT . . . WORKING! MY PANTS ARE STARTING TO FALL OF ME. GIVE ME THAT, BEEFY MARINERS LEFT FIELDER, WHO ROAD THE BUS THE OTHER DAY. THAT BOY MAKES ME LOOK DAINTY! LOL. IT IS ALL RELATIVE. SMILE. NOW LOOK, I DECIDED, THAT SINCE I WAS RUSHED THROUGH BREAKFAST, AT KEN'S, MY LOCAL, RAT ME OUT TO THE POLICE ON SPEED DIAL, LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD GROCER, I BRAG ABOUT, A THANKLESS JOB, DOORDASH AND BASH, WRECKED THEIR LOCK ME UP FOREVER PARTY, SERVING COFFEE HERE, NOT DIET COKE, MORMONS! I'VE NEVER EVEN TASTED COFFEE! WHO SHOUL;D THE MO STORE BE SERVING? LOL. BUT, BEING RUN OUT OF MY HOOD, I DECIDED TO STOP BY MY OLD OFFICE, MCDONALD'S AS SEE IF MY BLOG SHAMING WORKED, SLAMMING ESPN, FIRST TAKE AND THE NFL. NO, BUT, THEY DID LIVEN THE SHOW UP A BIT, TRUMPIAN STYLE, REALITY TV, WITH OLD JOKES WEARING THEIR GANG COLORS, FLASHING REF SIGNS, AND BACK SLAPPING FORMER FOES, LIKE #4 DALLAS COWBOY, SPORTING A WHITE COWBOY HAT, WHILE, FIRST TAKE, PLAYER, DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE TEAM, ONE OF THE SCREAMERS, WAS WEARING GREEN AND YELLOW, NFC? BUT, THERE WAS A BAND, THE CROWD WAS SPORTING CLOWN PARAPHANELIA FROM THEIR LOCAL NFL OR PRO SHOPS, AND THE LOS LONEY BOYS WERE BANGING OUT A SONG ABOUT COWBOYS! LOL. I LEFT ME EAR BUDS IN, SO I COULD CONTINUE TO ROCK THE CLOCK, WHILE I DRANK MY DIET COKE! LOL. ZEKE ELLIOT VS. NFL. WHEN BANKS COMPETE SECRIST WINS, EVEN WITH PRO FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE IN THE MIX! BEN JAMMIN' MOORE. INTERCEPTIONS OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY IS A PENALTY! OR SHOULD BE! PRETTY SOON, THE PRO FOOTBALL LEAGUE WILL JOIN THE COPS AND KNEEL TO PROTEST ME AND THIS BLOG! NOW THAT IS POWER GIRLS! HEY, SEAHAWKS, I WILL GIVE YOU GOOD PRESS, FOR FREE ROOM & BOARD, PLUS A JOB PASSING OUT HOT DOGS & POPCORN, WORKING FOR THE, WELL, I MEAN THIS IS A STEP DOWN FOR ME, MILLIONAIRES CLUB, SINCE I AM MORE IN THE BILL GATES, BEZOS, SCHULZ, BILLIONAIRE CLUB, BUT, JUST MINOR DETAILS . . . IN GOOD FAITH, I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF THE FREE PRESS, YOUR NEW LOGO LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE! LOL. STICK WITH THE SIDE VIEW, YOU CAN'T TELL THE CREATURE WITH THE EYES IS A BIRD! SARCASM IS FREE. I AM A MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY! FRIENDS TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO HEAR, NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, THAT IS FROM, THE CHEERLEADER CROWD. OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION, PLAYING FOR THE CLEAVELAND POWDER PUFF TEAM, THE SHELLEY, SURROGATE, LOOK ALIKE, SPORTING THE LOW CUT, MADE TO SUIT, GRAY AND BLACK DRESS WITH, NOTHING OF RELEVANCE TO CONTRIBUTE, WOMEN ARE TO BE SILENT IN CHURCH, BUT NOT ON THE "FIRST TAKE" REALITY VARIETY SHOW! SMILE. SMART CHICKS RULE! AS I WAS WALKING OVER TO CATCH THE 255 BUS FROM, SEATTLE TO KIRKLAND PARK & RIDE, OR CROSSING, I WALKED PASSED, THE BRICK PLANTER BOX, AND THERE WAS THE SPORTS SECTION OF THE SEATTLE TIMES, THROWN ALL OVER THE PLACE. SO YOU GOT MY BLOG FROM YESTERDAY? LOL. THE MAIN POINT FOR PRO ATHLETES, IS THAT LIKE ALL OTHER AREAS OF MY LIFE, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE, I HAVE TRASHED A NHL, NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE, BLACKHAWK'S PLAYER, WHO PICKED ME UP IN THE XCALIBER DANCE CLUB, CHICAGO, BACK IN THE SUMMER OF '92 . . . BET HE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS GIRL! LOL. I REFUSED TO GO WITH HIM, IN HIS LIMO, TO MEET SOME FRIENDS AT A DIFFERENT CLUB, MADE HIM LOOK FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE EARRINGS I LOST WHILE WERE WERE DANCING, HE EVEN PROMISED THAT HE WOULD BUY ME DIAMOND EARRINGS OF MY CHOICE IF I LEFT WITH HIM, AS HE ATTEMPTED, TO THROW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER, TO TAKE ME, CAVEMAN STYLE, TO HIS CAVE! LOL. DIDN'T WORK, WHEN, HE ATTEMPTED TO GET MY PHONE NUMBER, AFTER THE CLUB CLOSED, I TOLD HIM, TO GET IT FROM THE BAR TENDER! LOL. HE HAD IT, JUST IN CASE HE FOUND MY FAV EARRING! I DIDN'T TREAT, FBI AGENTS ANY BETTER, STILL DON'T. I AM SURE THAT MY LIFE, AND STORIES HAVE MORPHED INTO, RACHEL'S LIFE, WHO, WAS PREGO, AT THE TIME, LIVING IN THE SUBURBS OF CHI TOWN, SHUMBERG, OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT. I HAVE HAD A COLORFUL LIFE. NEVER A DULL MOMENT, INCLUDING THIS MORNINGS, BREAK FAST, EAT AND TREAT! NEW BOYFRIEND, COWBOY, WHO PLAYED FOR TEXAS A & M, WASN'T THERE, THOUGHT FRIDAY WAS HIS SCHEDULE, OR DID THE FBI NEED HIM, TO LEAD THE TEAM OF COPS, IN THEIR MADE FOR TV, FOOTBALL PLAY BOOK . . . NOT THE PLAY OF THE YEAR, DUDE! LOL. THE CHECKER, HAD HIS HEAD SHAVED, AND WHEN, I FIRST GOT OFF THE BUS, DOWN THE STREET AND STARTED TO THE STORE, ALWAYS, POSITIVE AND FORGETTING THAT I HAVE BEEN SET UP, ALMOST EVERY TIME I COME TO THE STORE, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, FROM WHEN, THE FBI POISONED ME, BUT, HEY, I AM AN EASY LOVER, AND BIG TIME FORGIVER, ASK MILES! LOL. BUT, I SAW THIS MEAN ASS DUDE, WHO DID A DIAL-RIDE TO THE COPS, HE HAD HIS, HAIR BUZZED, FROM THE BACK, I THOUGHT, OH, NO, CUTIE BOY, SHAVED HIS HEAD, SO I WOULDN'T LIKE HIM! LOL. I AM AS SHALLOW, AS MEN, I NEED TO STOP FOOLING MYSELF! LOL. ONE TIME, I WENT TO THE MANNEQUIN PARK WARD, ELITE SINGLES MORMON WARD IN SALT LAKE, SO POWERFUL, THE CHURCH HEADQUATERS, CAN'T DISBAN THEM, OR AT LEAST THE CASE AT THAT, TIME, WHEN, I WAS IN LAW SCHOOL, BUT, SOMEONE, POINTED OUT SOME DUDE, WHO, OWNED AN OIL COMPANY AND WAS FILTHY RICH, AND HE LOOKED GOOD LOOKING FROM THE SIDE. HE TURNED HIS HEAD, AND I SAID, NO, HIS FACE IS A FOURTH INCH TOO WIDE! LOL. LINED UP WITH ANOTHER, ELITE, MO SINGLE, IN LAS VEGAS, WHO, JUST THAT DAY, HAD IN THE "ART OF THE DEAL" SOLD ONE ACRE OF PRICEY DOWNTOWN, REAL ESTATE, FOR A COOL, $16 MILLION. WE HIT IT OFF, POLITICALLY, BOTH SCHOLARS IN SCRIPTURE, BOTH GOOD LOOKING, FUN, UNTIL WE WENT DANCING THAT IS . .. HE DANCED LIKE A CRICKET, LEGS AND ARMS, FLAYLING EVERYWHERE . . . IN MY EXPERIENCE, GENTLEMEN, A MAN,, MAKES LOVE THE WAY HE DANCES! I COULDN'T IMAGINE, WHAT, THIS DUDE WOULD BE LIKE IN BED! LOL. DATE OVER! SINGLE FOR A DAMNED GOOD REASON, I CAN AFFORD TO BE CHOOSY! EVEN FAT! ENERGY. ADAPTATION. EXPERIENCE. EXPERTISE. WANT ME TO TRAIN THE DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS? I WILL MAKE THEM SMARTER! LOL. OH, BEFORE, I FORGET . . . IT IS SHELLEY'S BIRTHDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, AND RACHEL'S BIRTHDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 . . . I WON'T MENTION THEIR AGES, THEY HAVE NOT FARED AS WELL AS I HAVE, BUT, CYBER COPS, FBI, AND OTHERS, ON MY CASE, MAY WANT TO WATCH FOR BIRTHDAY PARTIES. MINE IS A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO, NIX THAT ONE! NOT BIG ON THE THINGS. POOR KIDS, ACTUALLY,, HAD TO EARN BEING PAMPERED AND VALUES, AND IT SHOWS! I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY KIDS! IS THAT LEGAL. BEST QUOTE OF THE DAY IN THE STOLEN BLOG: "MOM, THIS TASTES LIKE A REAL COOK MADE IT, NOT YOU." ANALOGY FOR THIS BLOG. GRETA WOULD CHEER. NICOLE DOUBT DAILY. CHRIS . . . MOM, YOU'RE JUST AN OLD LADY. LOL. HE KNOWS MY AGE ISN'T THE SAME AS HIS! LOL. ELLIOT: MOM IS JUST NOT THAT HIP! LOL. LOL. I DIG THE HELL OUT OF THEM! FAV'S ON EARTH. YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOUR KIDS, KNOW YOU, FOLLOW YOUR CAREER, READ YOUR BLOG, KNOW YOUR COMINGS AND YOUR GOINGS . . . THEY FUCKING DON'T CARE! YOU ARE JUST THEIR MOM! I MEAN, THEY NEVER SAW, SHELLEY GO TO LAW SCHOOL, OR RACHEL WRITE? KAY, WELL, SHE CAN AT LEAST CLAIM, SHE WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, BUT SHE KISSED PROFESSORS FOR HER GRADES AND GRADUATED TO FUCKING OPPOSING COUNSEL, HOPING, THAT AFTER TAKING DEPOSITIONS, KNOWING SHE IS GOING TO GET CREAMED, SEX, IS HELPFUL! LOL. I NEVER NEEDED THOSE FAVORS, MADE MY CAREER, STEPPING ON THE HEADS OF MEN, WHO UNDERESTIMATED ME, STILL AM! IT IS LIKE, WHERE DID THIS, BELIEF, THAT THESE, SAME OLD WERIDO AUNTS, THEY GREW UP WITH, HAD SOMEHOW, GROWN A BRAIN AND GONE TO LAW SCHOOL, OR HAVING JOBS THAT MIRRORED THOSE HOT JOBS THEIR MOTHER HAD? THE ONLY EXPLANATION, I CAN THING OF, CAME WHEN, THEY WERE YOUNG . . . THEY WERE WITH ME, EVERY DAMNED DAY, NEVER DID THEY GO TO WORK, ON TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY WITH DAD, AND THEY SAID, WELL, WE KNOW WHAT DAD DOES ALL DAY, BUT HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO. WHAT THE FUCK? BEING A MOTHER, IS A THANKLESS JOB! LOL. A MAGIC FAIRY, CAME IN AND DID THE HOUSEKEEPING, DISHES, COOKING, YARD, AND SCHLEPPED THEM, AROUND TO LESSINS, GAMES, AND TO FRIENDS HOUSES FOR SLEEPOVERS? I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, ELLIOT, YOUR BAND, SHELLEY, NEVER DROVE YOU, 300 MILES, TWICE, A WEEKEND! NOT ONCE. KAY NEVER EITHER. BRET, NO. FRANK, ABSOLUTELY NOT, RACHEL, NO, KENNEDY, FUCK NO! DON, DID, EVERYONCE IN A WHILE, MEET ME AT WEBER STATE, TO CUT OFF A FEW HOURS, TWICE A WEEK! SHIT. I PROMISED, I WOULD NEVER MAKE MY KIDS FEEL GUILTY, SO I AM NOT GOING TO NOW, BY SAYING THAT, I WAS THE ONE WHO BOUGHT, YOU YOUR FIRST GUITAR, PAID FOR LESSONS, TOOK YOU TO THOSE LESSONS. GET IT? BUT DON'T FEEL GUILTY, IF YOU COST ME A BILLION DOLLARS ON MY BLOG, SINCE THESE BITCHES AND BASTARDS HAVE TO TIE MOM TO BABIES, SO DADDY'S CAN TAKE THE DOUGH! FUCK. YOU ARE MORE THAN FREE, ALL OF YOU, TO TAKE YOUR BRANDS, AND DO WHAT YOU WILL, AND AS FOR SURROGATE PARENTS, I HAVE ENCOURAGED THAT, I HAVE PEOPLE I AM CLOSER TO, THAN, MY PARENTS, HOWEVER, I NEVER LIED AND SAID, THEY WERE ACTUALLY, MY FUCKING PARENTS, MY MOTHER, WHO SPREAD HER LEGS, AND BIRTHED ME! THAT IS HITTING BELOW THE BELT! SUNBELT. SMILE. JUST LIKE I CAN LOVE, STEPH AND MATT, SEPARATE FROM, RACHEL, AND CHRIS, YOU ARE ALSO, SEPARATE FROM ME, YOUR MONEY GOES WHERE YOU WANT, AND MINE, GOES TO ME AND WHERE I WANT, WHICH IS STRAIGHT BACK TO YOU, NOT SHARING IT WITH LOSER, NFL FOOTBALL BURNOUTS AND COPS! FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FREE, WHITE AND OVER THE AGE OF 21, SO HAVE AT IT, BUT, DON'T TAKE ME DOWN, IN THE PROCESS! YOU ROCK MY WORLD, YOU MOVE MY WORLD, BUT, I HAVE A LIFE! THE SECRET LIFE OF JOANN MITTY, HOW HELL, NO, BETTER, COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT NAME, THAT IS WHERE, ALL THE GIRLS, GOT THEIR START, FROM HELPING REPBULICAN MITT, AGAISNT PRESIDENT OBAMA! TALKIN' SHOP, SHOW ME THE MONEY, ASSHOLES! OR SHOW ME BUTCHERED, CHEERLEADERS' HAIR. RIGHT AFTER I GOT BACK, FROM THE SHOCKING, HAIR CUT, THAT, TOOK, NOT THE HALF INCH, IN JUST A TRIM, BUT, TOOK UP TO 8 INCHES, ON TOP, LEAVING, A LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE LOOK, THERE WAS A COMMERCAIL, WITH, A SHELLEY, SURROGATE, LONG DARK HAIR, SITTING ON A COUCH, DIDN'T GET MUCH OF THE AD, BUT, IT SAID, BEAUTIFUL COMFORT. FIGURES SHE WAS THREATENED, JEALOUS FOR LIFE, ENVIOUS, FOREVER. SORRY BITCH, NOT ME, SHORT HAIR, LONG HAIR, BALD, FAT, WHATEVER, THE FUCK! GOD, GROW UP, YOU ARE ONE SICK ASS BITCH, AS IS YOUR FAMILY, NOT MINE, ANY MORE, ONLY CLAIM MY STOCK, KIDS AND GRANDKIDS, UP AND OUT ON THE FAMILY TREE, IS TOTALLY OUT! SICK FUCKS. THEY CAN'T HANDLE, ME HAVING THE BEAUTY, THE KIDS, THE DEGREES, THE HOT JOBS, THE AWARDS, THE MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CASES, THE BILLION DOLLAR BLOG, HAVING IT ALL! NOR CAN THE MEN, WHO I OUT RANK, OUT CLASS, AND OUT SMART ON A DAILY BASIS! FUCK YOU. THERE IS ONE REDEEMING THING, FROM, WATCIHNG, NOT HEARING, ESPN, FIRST TAKE, IS THAT, THEY TEAMED WITH THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, TO RAISE $15 MILLION, FOR HURRICANE HARVEY RELIEF! NOW WERE ARE GETTING THEIR BOYZ! THAT'S A START. HOW MAN PRO TEAMS ARE IN TEXAS? THE U.S.A.? WHAT THEY ARE GETTING FROM FEMA, IS A DROP IN THE BUCKET TO WHAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE LOST! THIS WOULD BE, LEGALLY, CONSIDERED "AN ACT OF GOD" WITH NOBODY RESPONSIBLE. I TALKED TO THIS CHICK, YESTERDAY FROM TEXAS, INLANDER, BUT, FEMA ASKED FOR PROOF OF HER FLOOD INSURANCE OR HER PAPERWORK FROM HER HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE, AND SHE SAID, DAH, IT IS UNDER WATER!!!!!! ANYWAY, KICK IT UP, IF YOU CAN. I HEARD THAT EACH OF THESE PEOPLE, ARE GETTING JUST $2500 FOR ALL THE CLEAN UP AND REPLACING THEIR FURNITURE, THAT WAS FLOOD DAMAGED. WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BUY? JACK SHIT NOTHING. THE AMERICAN RED CROSS IS THE BIGGEST CLEARING HOUSE WORKING TO BRING RELIEF, SO THAT IS A GOOD BET. THIS IS ALL IN FUN, AND IF I HAD MY BILLIONS, FLOATING AROUND, SEATTLE, SALT LAKE, TEXAS AND MONTANA, I SURELY WOULD KICK IN $15 MILLION MYSELF! THAT IS A CHALLENGE GENTLEMEN AND LADIES, PARTICULARLY OF TEXAS. KEEP THOSE PRAYERS, GOING FOR FLORIDA AND IRMA, PRAY, IT MISSES. NO KIDS, MOM, COOKED THAT HURRICANE RELIEF, JUST LIKE ASKING FOR PRAYERS, FOR SUNSHINE IN TEXAS, WITH CLEAR SKIES AND RAIN RELIEF BY AFTERNOON. WE PUT IT DOWN FOR TEXAS, WE DID FLORIDA TOO! THINK, QUANTUM PHYSIS, I WAS AN ENGLISH MAJOR, WITH A BACHELOR OF SCIENCE! NO, I AM NOT SHELLEY, SHE IS A BIOLOGY MAJOR. I DID, HOWEVER, ACTUALLY ATTEND SEMINARY, GRADUATED WITH 5 YEARS OF SEMINARY, WANTED TO SERVE A MISSION, BACK IN THE DAY, YOU HAD TO BE 21, OR AN OLD MAID IN MORMON STANDARD TIME! I ALSO HAVE, OR STARTED, A MASTER'S DEGREE IN ANCIENT SCRIPTURE STUDIES, AT BYU, BEFORE GOING TO LAW SCHOOL, THE CHEERLEADER, DRILL TEAM, TO SCHOLAR CHICK! I WROTE ALL, WHAT, 1750 OF THESE BLOGS, SUSAN, NONE, KAY, NONE, SHELLEY, NONE, RACHEL, NONE, MILES, NONE, KENNEDY, NONE, FRANK, NONE, BRETT, NONE, WHOEVER IS ON THE SHIT LIST, NONE! MILES WAS ON THIS BLOG, FROM THE START, HE KNEW WHEN I STARTED IT, HE KNEW I WAS ROCKING THE MILLIONS THE FIRST DAY, HE TOLD ME, TO START MAKING MONEY, TO DO ADSENSE . . . GUESS HE DECIDED TO HELP, KAY, AND THE GIRLZ CLUB, FEDS, CAN'T STEAL, CAN THEY? OLD JOCKS ARE CRIME FREE, RIGHT? FUCKING WRONG, THEY ALL, ARE INTO THIS BILLIONS AND ADDICTED TO THE POWER, THE MONEY, THE ESTEEM, THE FAME, AND THEY ARE ALL SICK ASS DOGS! THIS IS NOT THE COOL CROWD, KIDS, THEY ARE LOSERS, WHO COULDN'T DO IT, YOUR MUSIC, BOOKS, THE LAW, CASES, IN A BILLION YEARS, LET ALONE MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS, THAT I CAN DO WITHOUT THINKING! YOU SEE, NEVER COAST. ONCE I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, OR LAW SCHOOL, I NEVER STOPPED LEARNING, GROWING, BEING INTELLECTUALLY CURIOUS, NEVER STOPPED STRIVING, THRIVING AND GOING FOR THE GOLD, IN A SENSE OF WINNING, NEVER! THE MONEY JUST CAME. THAT WAS NEVER THE GOAL. SAVING LIVES. TO INSPIRUS. TO MAKE BETTER MOMS, DADS, KIDS, GRANDPARENTS, JUST BETTER HUMAN BEING, YES! MONEY, FAME, BEING A STAR, FUCKING NEVER. IT JUST HAPPENS, WHEN, YOU ARE DOING WHAT YOU LOVE, YOU WILL LOVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. LIKE I SAID, SOMEONE, WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME TO STOP WRITING THIS BLOG, I FUCKING LOVE IT! THE POWER IS INTOXICATING FOR GOOD. GET YOUR GOOD GOING! GOOD FEELS GOOD! BLOW KEN'S MARKET! ARE THESE THE MORMONS YOU ARE PROTECTING? THINK, THINK, THINK . . . TAKE THAT MONEY AND WATCH IT BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 8, 2017

A BLACK CAT RUINING THAT FRANCHISE. LOS LONELY BOYS. STARBUCKS. VIVID TICKETS. PACKED WITH POTENTIAL--FILL A BACKPACK (UNICEF). TILTED BARN BREWERY. WALKIN' WITH A DEAD MAN OVER MY SHOULDER . . . PRO VAC. DIVA WITH DIGNITY. KOOLIT. COGOJUICE. FARM TO BOTTLE. 100% ORGANIC JUICE. DOORDASH. MUSTANG SALLY STRYDER. SUPERIOR. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU, WITH THESE AMERICAN THIGHS! THE HOUSE WAS SHACKING THE BED WAS ROCKIN'! JUST HAVING FUN. TRAINING BUS. QUICK CAB. ESCAPE. KEN'S MARKET. PARRIS. CHECK OUT MAN. BACON. DIET COKE. CARROT CAKE MUFFINS. PHINNEY COPS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. BLOG STOLEN. BUTCHERED HAIR. CHECK JOANN I, II, OR III. THE HAIR TELLS THE STORY. BEAUTY COMFORT FOR INSECURE BLUEPRINTS . . . HACK WEEK . . . BLUEPRINTS: SEATTLES CHOICE FOR DATA COLLECTION & DISTRIBUTION. SORRY. IT'S THE CHICK WHO GOT SCALPED BY SHELLEY'S HIT SQUAD HAIR STYLIST FROM RUSSIA! OUR BEAUTY SECRET--WE WRAP OURSELVES IN KELP! SMILE. BIG GULP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES. NEVER COAST. YESTERDAY, I SAID I QUIT, AFTER MY BLOG, WAS RIPPED RIGHT OFF IN FRONT OF MY FACE! I NEVER SAID FOR HOW LONG! THE BLUEPRINTS WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME TO STOP WRITING! LOL. NEVER DID IT FOR THE MONEY, TOO MUCH FUN! FUNSHINE! CHINOOK MUSIC. MANCHIN BLOG. SHINOOK LUMBER. THEY BUILD. I SAVE. LIVE LONG & PROSPER. EVERY EPISODE. EVERY SERIES. GOLDFINCH BROTHERS. DIRTY BUCKET. REDHOOK. TRANSFORMING LIVES SINCE 1973. THE POWER OF MINDFULNESS. WE ARE MADE TO PERSIST. THAT'S HOW WE FIND OUT WHO WE ARE. --TOBIAS WOLFF. SCREEN MAN: MOBILE SCREEN. LARRY HAIGHTS. YOUR LOCAL GUTTER SPECIALISTS. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, WHEN YOU SAY GOOD-BYE. THE SEASON OF SWEET & SPICE. HEY, JUNIOR NELSON MANDELA . . . WHEN YOU HAVE FAT CHICK GIRL, GOING ON SOME WATER DIET, BECAUSE A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER, WHO JUST DIED DID FOR TWO YEARS, IS NOT MEETING ME IN THE MIDDLE! LOL. MEET & POTATO GAL. I HAVE THIS THEORY ON LOSING WEIGHT: (1) EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN; (2) BUILD UP THAT PROTEIN TO BURN MUSCLE; (3) KICK START THAT METABOLISM; (4) LOSE WEIGHT . . . WORKING! MY PANTS ARE STARTING TO FALL OF ME. GIVE ME THAT, BEEFY MARINERS LEFT FIELDER, WHO ROAD THE BUS THE OTHER DAY. THAT BOY MAKES ME LOOK DAINTY! LOL. IT IS ALL RELATIVE. SMILE. NOW LOOK, I DECIDED, THAT SINCE I WAS RUSHED THROUGH BREAKFAST, AT KEN'S, MY LOCAL, RAT ME OUT TO THE POLICE ON SPEED DIAL, LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD GROCER, I BRAG ABOUT, A THANKLESS JOB, DOORDASH AND BASH, WRECKED THEIR LOCK ME UP FOREVER PARTY, SERVING COFFEE HERE, NOT DIET COKE, MORMONS! I'VE NEVER EVEN TASTED COFFEE! WHO SHOUL;D THE MO STORE BE SERVING? LOL. BUT, BEING RUN OUT OF MY HOOD, I DECIDED TO STOP BY MY OLD OFFICE, MCDONALD'S AS SEE IF MY BLOG SHAMING WORKED, SLAMMING ESPN, FIRST TAKE AND THE NFL. NO, BUT, THEY DID LIVEN THE SHOW UP A BIT, TRUMPIAN STYLE, REALITY TV, WITH OLD JOKES WEARING THEIR GANG COLORS, FLASHING REF SIGNS, AND BACK SLAPPING FORMER FOES, LIKE #4 DALLAS COWBOY, SPORTING A WHITE COWBOY HAT, WHILE, FIRST TAKE, PLAYER, DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE TEAM, ONE OF THE SCREAMERS, WAS WEARING GREEN AND YELLOW, NFC? BUT, THERE WAS A BAND, THE CROWD WAS SPORTING CLOWN PARAPHANELIA FROM THEIR LOCAL NFL OR PRO SHOPS, AND THE LOS LONEY BOYS WERE BANGING OUT A SONG ABOUT COWBOYS! LOL. I LEFT ME EAR BUDS IN, SO I COULD CONTINUE TO ROCK THE CLOCK, WHILE I DRANK MY DIET COKE! LOL. ZEKE ELLIOT VS. NFL. WHEN BANKS COMPETE SECRIST WINS, EVEN WITH PRO FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE IN THE MIX! BEN JAMMIN' MOORE. INTERCEPTIONS OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY IS A PENALTY! OR SHOULD BE! PRETTY SOON, THE PRO FOOTBALL LEAGUE WILL JOIN THE COPS AND KNEEL TO PROTEST ME AND THIS BLOG! NOW THAT IS POWER GIRLS! HEY, SEAHAWKS, I WILL GIVE YOU GOOD PRESS, FOR FREE ROOM & BOARD, PLUS A JOB PASSING OUT HOT DOGS & POPCORN, WORKING FOR THE, WELL, I MEAN THIS IS A STEP DOWN FOR ME, MILLIONAIRES CLUB, SINCE I AM MORE IN THE BILL GATES, BEZOS, SCHULZ, BILLIONAIRE CLUB, BUT, JUST MINOR DETAILS . . . IN GOOD FAITH, I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF THE FREE PRESS, YOUR NEW LOGO LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE! LOL. STICK WITH THE SIDE VIEW, YOU CAN'T TELL THE CREATURE WITH THE EYES IS A BIRD! SARCASM IS FREE. I AM A MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY! FRIENDS TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO HEAR, NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, THAT IS FROM, THE CHEERLEADER CROWD. OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION, PLAYING FOR THE CLEAVELAND POWDER PUFF TEAM, THE SHELLEY, SURROGATE, LOOK ALIKE, SPORTING THE LOW CUT, MADE TO SUIT, GRAY AND BLACK DRESS WITH, NOTHING OF RELEVANCE TO CONTRIBUTE, WOMEN ARE TO BE SILENT IN CHURCH, BUT NOT ON THE "FIRST TAKE" REALITY VARIETY SHOW! SMILE. SMART CHICKS RULE! AS I WAS WALKING OVER TO CATCH THE 255 BUS FROM, SEATTLE TO KIRKLAND PARK & RIDE, OR CROSSING, I WALKED PASSED, THE BRICK PLANTER BOX, AND THERE WAS THE SPORTS SECTION OF THE SEATTLE TIMES, THROWN ALL OVER THE PLACE. SO YOU GOT MY BLOG FROM YESTERDAY? LOL. THE MAIN POINT FOR PRO ATHLETES, IS THAT LIKE ALL OTHER AREAS OF MY LIFE, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE, I HAVE TRASHED A NHL, NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE, BLACKHAWK'S PLAYER, WHO PICKED ME UP IN THE XCALIBER DANCE CLUB, CHICAGO, BACK IN THE SUMMER OF '92 . . . BET HE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS GIRL! LOL. I REFUSED TO GO WITH HIM, IN HIS LIMO, TO MEET SOME FRIENDS AT A DIFFERENT CLUB, MADE HIM LOOK FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE EARRINGS I LOST WHILE WERE WERE DANCING, HE EVEN PROMISED THAT HE WOULD BUY ME DIAMOND EARRINGS OF MY CHOICE IF I LEFT WITH HIM, AS HE ATTEMPTED, TO THROW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER, TO TAKE ME, CAVEMAN STYLE, TO HIS CAVE! LOL. DIDN'T WORK, WHEN, HE ATTEMPTED TO GET MY PHONE NUMBER, AFTER THE CLUB CLOSED, I TOLD HIM, TO GET IT FROM THE BAR TENDER! LOL. HE HAD IT, JUST IN CASE HE FOUND MY FAV EARRING! I DIDN'T TREAT, FBI AGENTS ANY BETTER, STILL DON'T. I AM SURE THAT MY LIFE, AND STORIES HAVE MORPHED INTO, RACHEL'S LIFE, WHO, WAS PREGO, AT THE TIME, LIVING IN THE SUBURBS OF CHI TOWN, SHUMBERG, OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT. I HAVE HAD A COLORFUL LIFE. NEVER A DULL MOMENT, INCLUDING THIS MORNINGS, BREAK FAST, EAT AND TREAT! NEW BOYFRIEND, COWBOY, WHO PLAYED FOR TEXAS A & M, WASN'T THERE, THOUGHT FRIDAY WAS HIS SCHEDULE, OR DID THE FBI NEED HIM, TO LEAD THE TEAM OF COPS, IN THEIR MADE FOR TV, FOOTBALL PLAY BOOK . . . NOT THE PLAY OF THE YEAR, DUDE! LOL. THE CHECKER, HAD HIS HEAD SHAVED, AND WHEN, I FIRST GOT OFF THE BUS, DOWN THE STREET AND STARTED TO THE STORE, ALWAYS, POSITIVE AND FORGETTING THAT I HAVE BEEN SET UP, ALMOST EVERY TIME I COME TO THE STORE, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, FROM WHEN, THE FBI POISONED ME, BUT, HEY, I AM AN EASY LOVER, AND BIG TIME FORGIVER, ASK MILES! LOL. BUT, I SAW THIS MEAN ASS DUDE, WHO DID A DIAL-RIDE TO THE COPS, HE HAD HIS, HAIR BUZZED, FROM THE BACK, I THOUGHT, OH, NO, CUTIE BOY, SHAVED HIS HEAD, SO I WOULDN'T LIKE HIM! LOL. I AM AS SHALLOW, AS MEN, I NEED TO STOP FOOLING MYSELF! LOL. ONE TIME, I WENT TO THE MANNEQUIN PARK WARD, ELITE SINGLES MORMON WARD IN SALT LAKE, SO POWERFUL, THE CHURCH HEADQUATERS, CAN'T DISBAN THEM, OR AT LEAST THE CASE AT THAT, TIME, WHEN, I WAS IN LAW SCHOOL, BUT, SOMEONE, POINTED OUT SOME DUDE, WHO, OWNED AN OIL COMPANY AND WAS FILTHY RICH, AND HE LOOKED GOOD LOOKING FROM THE SIDE. HE TURNED HIS HEAD, AND I SAID, NO, HIS FACE IS A FOURTH INCH TOO WIDE! LOL. LINED UP WITH ANOTHER, ELITE, MO SINGLE, IN LAS VEGAS, WHO, JUST THAT DAY, HAD IN THE "ART OF THE DEAL" SOLD ONE ACRE OF PRICEY DOWNTOWN, REAL ESTATE, FOR A COOL, $16 MILLION. WE HIT IT OFF, POLITICALLY, BOTH SCHOLARS IN SCRIPTURE, BOTH GOOD LOOKING, FUN, UNTIL WE WENT DANCING THAT IS . .. HE DANCED LIKE A CRICKET, LEGS AND ARMS, FLAYLING EVERYWHERE . . . IN MY EXPERIENCE, GENTLEMEN, A MAN,, MAKES LOVE THE WAY HE DANCES! I COULDN'T IMAGINE, WHAT, THIS DUDE WOULD BE LIKE IN BED! LOL. DATE OVER! SINGLE FOR A DAMNED GOOD REASON, I CAN AFFORD TO BE CHOOSY! EVEN FAT! ENERGY. ADAPTATION. EXPERIENCE. EXPERTISE. WANT ME TO TRAIN THE DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS? I WILL MAKE THEM SMARTER! LOL. OH, BEFORE, I FORGET . . . IT IS SHELLEY'S BIRTHDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, AND RACHEL'S BIRTHDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 . . . I WON'T MENTION THEIR AGES, THEY HAVE NOT FARED AS WELL AS I HAVE, BUT, CYBER COPS, FBI, AND OTHERS, ON MY CASE, MAY WANT TO WATCH FOR BIRTHDAY PARTIES. MINE IS A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO, NIX THAT ONE! NOT BIG ON THE THINGS. POOR KIDS, ACTUALLY,, HAD TO EARN BEING PAMPERED AND VALUES, AND IT SHOWS! I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY KIDS! IS THAT LEGAL. BEST QUOTE OF THE DAY IN THE STOLEN BLOG: "MOM, THIS TASTES LIKE A REAL COOK MADE IT, NOT YOU." ANALOGY FOR THIS BLOG. GRETA WOULD CHEER. NICOLE DOUBT DAILY. CHRIS . . . MOM, YOU'RE JUST AN OLD LADY. LOL. HE KNOWS MY AGE ISN'T THE SAME AS HIS! LOL. ELLIOT: MOM IS JUST NOT THAT HIP! LOL. LOL. I DIG THE HELL OUT OF THEM! FAV'S ON EARTH. YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOUR KIDS, KNOW YOU, FOLLOW YOUR CAREER, READ YOUR BLOG, KNOW YOUR COMINGS AND YOUR GOINGS . . . THEY FUCKING DON'T CARE! YOU ARE JUST THEIR MOM! I MEAN, THEY NEVER SAW, SHELLEY GO TO LAW SCHOOL, OR RACHEL WRITE? KAY, WELL, SHE CAN AT LEAST CLAIM, SHE WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, BUT SHE KISSED PROFESSORS FOR HER GRADES AND GRADUATED TO FUCKING OPPOSING COUNSEL, HOPING, THAT AFTER TAKING DEPOSITIONS, KNOWING SHE IS GOING TO GET CREAMED, SEX, IS HELPFUL! LOL. I NEVER NEEDED THOSE FAVORS, MADE MY CAREER, STEPPING ON THE HEADS OF MEN, WHO UNDERESTIMATED ME, STILL AM! IT IS LIKE, WHERE DID THIS, BELIEF, THAT THESE, SAME OLD WERIDO AUNTS, THEY GREW UP WITH, HAD SOMEHOW, GROWN A BRAIN AND GONE TO LAW SCHOOL, OR HAVING JOBS THAT MIRRORED THOSE HOT JOBS THEIR MOTHER HAD? THE ONLY EXPLANATION, I CAN THING OF, CAME WHEN, THEY WERE YOUNG . . . THEY WERE WITH ME, EVERY DAMNED DAY, NEVER DID THEY GO TO WORK, ON TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY WITH DAD, AND THEY SAID, WELL, WE KNOW WHAT DAD DOES ALL DAY, BUT HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO. WHAT THE FUCK? BEING A MOTHER, IS A THANKLESS JOB! LOL. A MAGIC FAIRY, CAME IN AND DID THE HOUSEKEEPING, DISHES, COOKING, YARD, AND SCHLEPPED THEM, AROUND TO LESSINS, GAMES, AND TO FRIENDS HOUSES FOR SLEEPOVERS? I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, ELLIOT, YOUR BAND, SHELLEY, NEVER DROVE YOU, 300 MILES, TWICE, A WEEKEND! NOT ONCE. KAY NEVER EITHER. BRET, NO. FRANK, ABSOLUTELY NOT, RACHEL, NO, KENNEDY, FUCK NO! DON, DID, EVERYONCE IN A WHILE, MEET ME AT WEBER STATE, TO CUT OFF A FEW HOURS, TWICE A WEEK! SHIT. I PROMISED, I WOULD NEVER MAKE MY KIDS FEEL GUILTY, SO I AM NOT GOING TO NOW, BY SAYING THAT, I WAS THE ONE WHO BOUGHT, YOU YOUR FIRST GUITAR, PAID FOR LESSONS, TOOK YOU TO THOSE LESSONS. GET IT? BUT DON'T FEEL GUILTY, IF YOU COST ME A BILLION DOLLARS ON MY BLOG, SINCE THESE BITCHES AND BASTARDS HAVE TO TIE MOM TO BABIES, SO DADDY'S CAN TAKE THE DOUGH! FUCK. YOU ARE MORE THAN FREE, ALL OF YOU, TO TAKE YOUR BRANDS, AND DO WHAT YOU WILL, AND AS FOR SURROGATE PARENTS, I HAVE ENCOURAGED THAT, I HAVE PEOPLE I AM CLOSER TO, THAN, MY PARENTS, HOWEVER, I NEVER LIED AND SAID, THEY WERE ACTUALLY, MY FUCKING PARENTS, MY MOTHER, WHO SPREAD HER LEGS, AND BIRTHED ME! THAT IS HITTING BELOW THE BELT! SUNBELT. SMILE. JUST LIKE I CAN LOVE, STEPH AND MATT, SEPARATE FROM, RACHEL, AND CHRIS, YOU ARE ALSO, SEPARATE FROM ME, YOUR MONEY GOES WHERE YOU WANT, AND MINE, GOES TO ME AND WHERE I WANT, WHICH IS STRAIGHT BACK TO YOU, NOT SHARING IT WITH LOSER, NFL FOOTBALL BURNOUTS AND COPS! FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FREE, WHITE AND OVER THE AGE OF 21, SO HAVE AT IT, BUT, DON'T TAKE ME DOWN, IN THE PROCESS! YOU ROCK MY WORLD, YOU MOVE MY WORLD, BUT, I HAVE A LIFE! THE SECRET LIFE OF JOANN MITTY, HOW HELL, NO, BETTER, COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT NAME, THAT IS WHERE, ALL THE GIRLS, GOT THEIR START, FROM HELPING REPBULICAN MITT, AGAISNT PRESIDENT OBAMA! TALKIN' SHOP, SHOW ME THE MONEY, ASSHOLES! OR SHOW ME BUTCHERED, CHEERLEADERS' HAIR. RIGHT AFTER I GOT BACK, FROM THE SHOCKING, HAIR CUT, THAT, TOOK, NOT THE HALF INCH, IN JUST A TRIM, BUT, TOOK UP TO 8 INCHES, ON TOP, LEAVING, A LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE LOOK, THERE WAS A COMMERCAIL, WITH, A SHELLEY, SURROGATE, LONG DARK HAIR, SITTING ON A COUCH, DIDN'T GET MUCH OF THE AD, BUT, IT SAID, BEAUTIFUL COMFORT. FIGURES SHE WAS THREATENED, JEALOUS FOR LIFE, ENVIOUS, FOREVER. SORRY BITCH, NOT ME, SHORT HAIR, LONG HAIR, BALD, FAT, WHATEVER, THE FUCK! GOD, GROW UP, YOU ARE ONE SICK ASS BITCH, AS IS YOUR FAMILY, NOT MINE, ANY MORE, ONLY CLAIM MY STOCK, KIDS AND GRANDKIDS, UP AND OUT ON THE FAMILY TREE, IS TOTALLY OUT! SICK FUCKS. THEY CAN'T HANDLE, ME HAVING THE BEAUTY, THE KIDS, THE DEGREES, THE HOT JOBS, THE AWARDS, THE MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CASES, THE BILLION DOLLAR BLOG, HAVING IT ALL! NOR CAN THE MEN, WHO I OUT RANK, OUT CLASS, AND OUT SMART ON A DAILY BASIS! FUCK YOU. THERE IS ONE REDEEMING THING, FROM, WATCIHNG, NOT HEARING, ESPN, FIRST TAKE, IS THAT, THEY TEAMED WITH THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, TO RAISE $15 MILLION, FOR HURRICANE HARVEY RELIEF! NOW WERE ARE GETTING THEIR BOYZ! THAT'S A START. HOW MAN PRO TEAMS ARE IN TEXAS? THE U.S.A.? WHAT THEY ARE GETTING FROM FEMA, IS A DROP IN THE BUCKET TO WHAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE LOST! THIS WOULD BE, LEGALLY, CONSIDERED "AN ACT OF GOD" WITH NOBODY RESPONSIBLE. I TALKED TO THIS CHICK, YESTERDAY FROM TEXAS, INLANDER, BUT, FEMA ASKED FOR PROOF OF HER FLOOD INSURANCE OR HER PAPERWORK FROM HER HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE, AND SHE SAID, DAH, IT IS UNDER WATER!!!!!! ANYWAY, KICK IT UP, IF YOU CAN. I HEARD THAT EACH OF THESE PEOPLE, ARE GETTING JUST $2500 FOR ALL THE CLEAN UP AND REPLACING THEIR FURNITURE, THAT WAS FLOOD DAMAGED. WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BUY? JACK SHIT NOTHING. THE AMERICAN RED CROSS IS THE BIGGEST CLEARING HOUSE WORKING TO BRING RELIEF, SO THAT IS A GOOD BET. THIS IS ALL IN FUN, AND IF I HAD MY BILLIONS, FLOATING AROUND, SEATTLE, SALT LAKE, TEXAS AND MONTANA, I SURELY WOULD KICK IN $15 MILLION MYSELF! THAT IS A CHALLENGE GENTLEMEN AND LADIES, PARTICULARLY OF TEXAS. KEEP THOSE PRAYERS, GOING FOR FLORIDA AND IRMA, PRAY, IT MISSES. NO KIDS, MOM, COOKED THAT HURRICANE RELIEF, JUST LIKE ASKING FOR PRAYERS, FOR SUNSHINE IN TEXAS, WITH CLEAR SKIES AND RAIN RELIEF BY AFTERNOON. WE PUT IT DOWN FOR TEXAS, WE DID FLORIDA TOO! THINK, QUANTUM PHYSIS, I WAS AN ENGLISH MAJOR, WITH A BACHELOR OF SCIENCE! NO, I AM NOT SHELLEY, SHE IS A BIOLOGY MAJOR. I DID, HOWEVER, ACTUALLY ATTEND SEMINARY, GRADUATED WITH 5 YEARS OF SEMINARY, WANTED TO SERVE A MISSION, BACK IN THE DAY, YOU HAD TO BE 21, OR AN OLD MAID IN MORMON STANDARD TIME! I ALSO HAVE, OR STARTED, A MASTER'S DEGREE IN ANCIENT SCRIPTURE STUDIES, AT BYU, BEFORE GOING TO LAW SCHOOL, THE CHEERLEADER, DRILL TEAM, TO SCHOLAR CHICK! I WROTE ALL, WHAT, 1750 OF THESE BLOGS, SUSAN, NONE, KAY, NONE, SHELLEY, NONE, RACHEL, NONE, MILES, NONE, KENNEDY, NONE, FRANK, NONE, BRETT, NONE, WHOEVER IS ON THE SHIT LIST, NONE! MILES WAS ON THIS BLOG, FROM THE START, HE KNEW WHEN I STARTED IT, HE KNEW I WAS ROCKING THE MILLIONS THE FIRST DAY, HE TOLD ME, TO START MAKING MONEY, TO DO ADSENSE . . . GUESS HE DECIDED TO HELP, KAY, AND THE GIRLZ CLUB, FEDS, CAN'T STEAL, CAN THEY? OLD JOCKS ARE CRIME FREE, RIGHT? FUCKING WRONG, THEY ALL, ARE INTO THIS BILLIONS AND ADDICTED TO THE POWER, THE MONEY, THE ESTEEM, THE FAME, AND THEY ARE ALL SICK ASS DOGS! THIS IS NOT THE COOL CROWD, KIDS, THEY ARE LOSERS, WHO COULDN'T DO IT, YOUR MUSIC, BOOKS, THE LAW, CASES, IN A BILLION YEARS, LET ALONE MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS, THAT I CAN DO WITHOUT THINKING! YOU SEE, NEVER COAST. ONCE I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, OR LAW SCHOOL, I NEVER STOPPED LEARNING, GROWING, BEING INTELLECTUALLY CURIOUS, NEVER STOPPED STRIVING, THRIVING AND GOING FOR THE GOLD, IN A SENSE OF WINNING, NEVER! THE MONEY JUST CAME. THAT WAS NEVER THE GOAL. SAVING LIVES. TO INSPIRUS. TO MAKE BETTER MOMS, DADS, KIDS, GRANDPARENTS, JUST BETTER HUMAN BEING, YES! MONEY, FAME, BEING A STAR, FUCKING NEVER. IT JUST HAPPENS, WHEN, YOU ARE DOING WHAT YOU LOVE, YOU WILL LOVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. LIKE I SAID, SOMEONE, WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME TO STOP WRITING THIS BLOG, I FUCKING LOVE IT! THE POWER IS INTOXICATING FOR GOOD. GET YOUR GOOD GOING! GOOD FEELS GOOD! BLOW KEN'S MARKET! ARE THESE THE MORMONS YOU ARE PROTECTING? THINK, THINK, THINK . . . TAKE THAT MONEY AND WATCH IT BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIGHTY GOOD JUICE!

GO HAWKS!

12 MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU AGAINST GREEN BAY!

DITCH THE TURTLE!

LOL.

OFFER FOR ROOM AND BOARD, STILL OPEN!

TWO YEARS AGO IN MISSOULA, THE BIKERS, GOING TO AND FROM STURGIS, HAD TO PROTECT ME AGAINST, BRUTAL COPS, MIGHT NEED SOME HELP FROM THE NFL AGAINST THE SAME CREW, SAME SIDES!

GET THOSE KNEES ON!

MAKE AMERICA AGAIN!

THIS IS HOW, I JUDGE, LEGISLATION, COURT DECISIONS, REGULAR PLAY . . . IF IT FOSTERS, RIGHTS, PROTECTIONS, LIBERTIES, FREEDOMS, PRIVILEGES, BASED ON THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES AND CONCEPTS THIS COUNTRY WAS MADE ON, I SUPPORT IT.

LIFE, LIBERTY AND PROPERTY . . . AND IN THAT ORDER, NO TAKING WITHOUT, DUE PROCESS, WHICH IS NOTICE AND HEARING, OR EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAW, UNDER THE LAW, BY THE LAW, AND JUSTICE IS BLIND!

WHAT HAPPENED TO SEAHAWKS, MICHEAL BENNETT, MIGHT BE A GOD SEND, TO SHAKE COPS TO THEIR CORE, GOING AGAINST THE WRONG CROWD, AMERICA'S GAME, AMERICA'S FANS, MAKING AN AMERICAN STATEMENT, USING THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!

GO SEAHAWKS!

KISSES!

P.S., DIGNITY FOR DIVAS, BETTER KNOWN AS HOT TRAMPS, JUST DROPPED OFF, HYGENE BAGS FOR THE LADIES HERE AT SOPHIA'S PLACE IN BELLEVUE, AS WELL, AS WELL AS "EXPEDIA" VOLUNTEERS, ARE ALSO, HERE WITH, A CREW, PAINTING, CLEANING, AND SERVING, US HOMELESS LADY IS A TRAMP, TYPES, WAITING FOR HOUSING, AND SUCH, THEY ARE, YES, CONNECTED WITH, EXPEDIA TRAVEL COMPANY, SEE ADS ON TV, THEY ARE EITHER BASED HERE OR THEY WANT TO BE BASED HERE, DON'T BLAME THEM . . . COME ON, GREAT FUN! LOVE IT!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WORK, LOVE, HUGS AND KISSES FROM US BACK TO YOU!

THE GREATEST AMOUNG US, ARE THOSE WHO SERVE US!

LOVE IN LIVING BREATHING COLORS! --JESUS

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