Stolen Book Manuscript, Cross-Over Murder Plots, A Cheating, Cheap Husband, Living On Wife's Money, Refuses to Pay Kidnapper's Ransom, Ends Up Paying 4X More! Wife Makes Friends With Kidnappers, Ditches Hubby! The Stuff of Character, Fun Stuff! LOL!
THROW MAMA OFF THE TRAIN
I could relate, far too closely, with professor, Billy Crystal, I think a creative writing professor, all in the English Department, where I taught. The wife he is divorcing, stole his manuscript, and is getting book signings, autograph sessions, and the red carpet treatment, and he wants to kill her . . . know the feeling! He makes the statement that I have made, many times about the lying bitches who pretend to be me, do the work I do, and write the blogs, I write . . . he said, she couldn't write a line! I would say that about Rachel, Shelley studies my writing, tries, but too damned boring to write colorful stuff, and Kay has a few, sad attempts at novels, that are allegedly about anti-Mormon stuff, but really about her accident and her tort, practice of law! Sue, knows church, maybe history, a bit on con law, but, same scenario, too damned boring to write what I write! None of the composite of them, could ever write just one of these . . . too limited in scope, and no good stories, other than stealing mine! Danny Devito, is one of this students, and becomes captivated by his professor, and overhears him in the cafeteria, along with many other students and faculty, stating that he wants to kill his thieving wife, and Devito, who wants to kill his, domineering mother, the terminator, hatches a plan, he gets from a movie--sounds like me! Crystal's wife, is reaching for her earring, that has gone off the side of the cruise ship, she is on, and Devito, is contemplating pushing her just an inch or too further, as she stretches to get the jewelry. The news announces the death of Crystal's wife, and he has no alibi, because he got drunk, and feel asleep at the ocean, the night of the alleged murder.
Devito, then, comes to Crystal, and says, now that he killed Billy's or the professor's wife, he owed him the favor back, and Crystal, now, needs to kill his mother, who is a real piece of work, to fulfill their cross-over, murder plot. In the end, neither one, kills anyone, but, Crystal, sees what living conditions, Devito, needs to live with, and entertains the idea, as the mother spots, the news, that Crystal, who is on the lamb, and hiding at the house she shares with her son, Danny, and makes several attempts and almost dies himself! LOL! In the end, mother dies of natural causes, wife, marries a fisherman, who saves her from falling in the ocean, Crystal finally, writes a book that he is going to get the credit for, about the crazy murder plot, him, Danny, and mama. Danny shows up, saying that he has written a book, and Crystal attacks him, thinking that once more, his story is going to be stolen . . . can relate all too well, raw . . . but Devito's is a pop-up children's book, and both are happy, and writers. Cute and funny, but it is strange the combination, that people chose, or are inspired to select, making, kind of a chain of events, that so closely touch, my life's story.
While, I am not as ugly, or demanding as the mother, hideous, and meaner than hell, but a pretty cagey old lady, my almost 40 year old daughter, admitted to me, last time I saw her, a few weeks ago, that she and her siblings, were afraid of me when they were young! LOL! I was firm, but fair . . . not quite your coddling, helicopter parent, but exposed them to nature, adventure, freedom, travel, education, law, and a world of possibilities, that they could explore, and most of all, they were Born FREE! Kiss, kiss, hug, hug!
Ruthless People
Bette Middler, the rich, kidnapped bitch, is the one that I related to best, personality, wise. While I don't have a pot to piss in, that doesn't change the fact, that I have done, all that I claim to have done, and then some, a self-made woman, and so was this character, made her money on her own, and again, Danny Devito, is her cheating, no good, husband, who wants, not just half of her money, but all of it! I missed the first 15 minutes, and can't remember it from seeing it 30 years ago, just as funny, if not more so now, since I can relate so well, but either Devito concocts a plan to have her murdered, and it is botched, and she ends up being kidnapped, instead, by a rather, nice, but not very strong couple, who Middler, bosses around, tortures, intimidates, even while she is chained to a bed, dependent on the couple to care for her, and to keep her alive, long enough to get the ransom money . . . some very funny scenes, with her commenting on the husband's butt, and how many boyfriends he is going to have while in prison, with that nice butt! LOL! The wfie, who is an aspiring fashion designer, serves Middler, food, that she basically, rejects, and the poor wife, is sad . . . the husband, keeps reminding her that, she is the kidnapper, and she should not worry about what the kidnappee, thinks! LOL!
I am right there with you, Bette! She is a bit overweight, had been to several spas, over the years, and had paid top dollar, for diet materials, spas, and work out gear and equipment, but never did anything with them. But, now, she is chained to a bed in the basement, with only a TV, and the food, the wife prepares, and programs on that are basically, just exercise and workout programs. Bored, she starts to workout, like crazy, and she loses, 20 pounds, while only losing 6, from all the money she spent on the fancy stuff. The wife, compliments her, and like most women, she is so happy, that she needs something new to fit her new figure, so the wife, brings down the clothes she has designed, the two end up fast friends, like many former enemies, she wants all the wife's designs, and they decided to go into business together, plus, get back at Devito, when Middler finds out that her ransom, went from $500,000 down to $10,000, and he still wouldn't pay it . . . she says, I am at a Kmart ransom, and starts to cry. Devito gets suspected of murder, when his girlfriend, who is also a cheater, like is attracted to like, thinks that a sex tape her other boyfriend gives her, is actually, Devito's wife's murder, when in reality, cops, it is a video, catching the police chief, making wild, adulterous sex, in a car, and he is more than willing to arrest Devito, who is booked into jail, while Big Bubba is checking out his sorry little ass! LOL! Devito's bail, is $750,000, almost one and a half times the ransom, so he wants to find his wife, so he is not charged with murder. Through a plot, Middler and the kidnappers, bilk, Devito out of $2 million dollars, which is Middler's anyway, she ditches Devito, after he sees how hot she looks, with her new body, he can't have! She gets the $2 million to the couple, they meet on a beach somewhere, and the three go, happily into the sunset! Fun, fun, fun!
For those who can't tell the difference between the real attorney, professor, business owner, and blogger, parent of 4 amazing kids who are not so afraid of her anymore, it is all in the attitude! LOL! When I was falsely arrested, and taken clear across the state of Utah, and dumped in a Grand County Jail, without a phone call, or anyone knowing even where I was, by the time, the cops had transported me several hundred miles, in hardware worthy of the worst criminals, in a van, so high, they had to get a ladder out to help me, shackled and chained, into it, with me spouting all the constitutional and legal ramifications and violations, they were doing, including, being handcuffed, in a jail cell, with 7, rifle armed deputy sheriff's, at the half way point, can't remember where it was, but with me demanding a warrant, a day and half, after being arrested, and illegally kidnapped by them, which I was, getting all of their names, and a late warrant that was a joke, with me demanding that each deputy, and transporter, sign the warrant, stating their name and the time, they saw me get the illegal, unlawful and unconstitutional warrant, amounting to kidnapping . . . they wrote a letter to Iron County, the instigators of this action, teaming with a judge, in Grand County, if you can call him that, with over 30 laws violated by the time all was said and done, but with me making friends, with the female deputies, and male alike, many, who stopped by to giver me food and books, while I was incarcerated, not in the general population, no I, the attorney, was the big time criminal . . . what a joke, in solitary confinement for 9 fucking days! I don't think the cops, doubted for a second, that they had the real, JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D., constitutional law attorney, and bad ass con law chick, in fact, the leutenant, lent me her glasses, to go into the illegal hearing by a judge who didn't have jurisdiction, nor power to hear the case, violating the 30 laws, that I had researched, and written up, in complaints, changing the nature of the hearing, while arresting me for something else, again, fucking my rights, but, the deputy, who knew me pretty well by this time, threatened to make me put the handcuffs on if I threatened the judge! LOL!
Hell, I didn't need to be unleashed the threaten the judges in the state of Utah, by taking out a U.S. Chief, Federal District Judge of the District of Utah, that scenario, happened a year or so earlier, with her being taken of the top position, and being forced into writing a letter of admittance, that she didn't know jack shit about the Utah Constitution, and gutted, 28 constitutional violations under state con law! She also colluded with the courts, the cops, and the prosecutors, to take my house, the day, before, the case, that I got her disqualified from, and was to argue in the 10th Circuit Court in Denver, the one's who had her admit to being, unfit for the bench! Payback is a bitch, you bitch! That goes for your, unhonorable, judge in Grand County, only bastard would be the term I would use for you . . . UTTER CONTEMPT FOR COURT, both of yours, so good call judge! YOU just got, "of" mistaken for "for." My terminology!
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