CLAWS. SANTA ELVES--MAKIN' IT MERRY FOR ALL THE REST OF US!. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKA! FELIZ NAVIDAD! SORRY, THAT'S AS FAR AS MY VERY LIMITED, VERSIONS OF MERRY CHRISTMAS GOES! HAVE A GOOD ONE, WHATEVER. JUST BY WAY OF GRATITUDE: (1) SOPHIA'S PLACE, LIVING OUT THE SOPHIA WAY, AND ALL THEIR DONORS, CHURCHES, EMERGENCY SHELTERS, AND ARMY OF GREAT COOKS, ADDING TO THE FESTIVE FUN, AT THE JEWISH SYNAGOGUE, LAST NIGHT, WITH MUSIC, STOCKINGS STUFF WITH FUN AND JOY, FROM THE TEENS, WITH SPECIAL NOTES, OF LOVE AND CHEER, TO AMAZING DINNER, DESERTS, TO FEED AN ARMY, AND FUN CONVERSATIONS! (2) TO METRO THAT CONTINUES BUS SERVICE ON THE HOLIDAYS! I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE, THE HOMELESS CHICKS, HOT TRAMPS, AND, SHELTER SHUFFLERS WOULD BE ON THE HOLIDAYS! (3) THANKS TO THE LIGHTHOUSE CHURCH, WHO OPENS THEIR HEARTS AND DOORS ON CHRISTMAS DAY AFTER SOPHIA'S PLACE CLOSES, TO KEEP US WARM AND SNACKED! (4) TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO FILL IN THE GAPS, CRACKS, AND CURSES, TO MAKE, THE CHRISTMAS SEASON, PARTICULARLY CHRISTMAS EVE AND DAY, GREAT FOR US! I KNOW WE, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT! I GOT PAJAMAS, SOME JACKLYN INTIMATES, $50.00, GRAY AND PINK POKA-DOT . . . I LOOKED LIKE A BABY ELEPHANT, IN THEM, BUT I WAS COZY, WARM, COMFORTABLE, AND SLEPT IN TO AFTER THE 6:30 AM, STAFF ALARM! YESTERDAY I WAS UP BY 3:45 AM AND OUT THE DOOR, BY 5:00 AM, SO THE COMFY COZIES, MADE ME MUCH MORE CONTENT, LAST NIGHT! LET ME SAY, WE GOT SPOILED BY OUR HOSTS, STAFF, AND, EVERYONE! MY FRIEND WANTED TO GO GET A HOTEL, AND, I WANTED ALL THE CHRISTMAS GOODIES! GIFT CARDS AND ALL! VERY FUN, THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY MY DREAMS COME TRUE, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUN CONVERSATION WITH A YOUNG HOT, TRAMP, WHO WAS IN JAIL LATELY FOR, STRAIGHTENING OUT HER BAG LADY STUFF, DOWNTOWN, SO SHE GOT A CRIMINAL TRESPASS! WHAT THE FUCK? BUT TIME WENT WELL IN JAIL, SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THE CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS! LOL. I USED TO HAVE A CORNER ON THE MARKET WITH MY YOUNG HOT CLIENTS, WHO ONLY SAW ME! LOL. SHE THOUGHT THEY HAD A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION? I SAID HE PULLED YOU OUT OF THE SUICIDE TANK, NAKED FOR GOD SAKE! LOL. BE CAREFUL, I USED TO WORK WITH, CORRECTIONS, THE COP ASSOCIATIONS, AS STAFF ATTORNEY, FOR THE UTAH PROSECUTION COUNCIL, AND THEY ARE ALL PLAYERS! HE IS PROBABLY MARRIED. WELL, SHE SAID, THAT HER GETTING ARRESTED, FOR, SUCH A STUPID THING, AND THAT IS RELATIVE, SHE IS A BIT OF A DING-BAT, BUT A CUTE, THIN, HOT ONE AT THAT, CLUELESS, TO SOME EXTENT, OR JUST NAIVE--OBVIOUSLY THE COPS HAD TO DEAL WITH THE SHOP OWNERS, MORE THAN YOU, SO THEY WON! LOL. SHE LOOKED AT IT AS DIVINE MANIFESTATION THAT SHE WAS TO GET WITH THIS GUY! NO. BE CAREFUL. SHOULD I DELIVER A LETTER TO HIM AT THE JAIL? NO! IF HE IS GOOD LOOKING, HE PROBABLY HAS, 5 MORE, HE IS STRINGING ALONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!! I TOLD HER ABOUT MY SON, ELLIOT, WHEN, HE STARTED WORKING AT A TRENDY RESTAURANT, IN SALT LAKE, MANAGED BY A FORMER CHILDHOOD FRIEND, OF MY OLDER SON, WHO TOLD ME THAT, SOME CHICK, CAME UP TO HIM, THE FIRST DAY HE WAS WORKING AND SAID, "GUESS WHO I THINK IS GOOD LOOKING?" HE RESPONDED, "ELLIOT." HOW DID YOU KNOW? BECAUSE, YOU ARE THE THIRD GIRL TODAY, TO TELL ME THAT! BE CAREFUL. AT LEAST BE A PLAYER BACK! SHE IS COLLEGE EDUCATED, VERY SMART IN BOOKS AND SCHOOL, CAN CONVERSE WITH ME, ON HITLER TESTING OF "LIME DISEASE" ON LIVE PERSONS, TO EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF QUANTUM PHYSICS! BUT, AS FOR REAL LIFE, GETTING YOUR HEART KNOCKED AROUND, SHE IS WAY TOO INNOCENT! AGAIN, YOU ARE PROBABLY PROJECTING, WHO YOU ARE, ONTO HIM AND THINK HE IS COOLER, THAN, HE REALLY IS! LOL. THAT IS MY BIGGEST, THREAT TO MYSELF, THINKING, THEY ARE AS NOBLE, AS, SMART, AS, INTELLECTUAL, AS, COMMITTED, AS I AM TO THIS, MYSTERY RELATIONSHIP . . . NOT SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. JUST BE CAREFUL. I TOLD HER, OF RECENT PRISON ESCAPES, WHERE, THE INMATES, PLAYED A VULNERABLE WOMEN, INSIDE THE WHATEVER, IN THE PRISON AND NOW, SHE IS DOING TIME, WITH THEM, ONCE THEY GOT CAUGHT! WHEN, I WAS, MANAGING APARTMENTS IN SALT LAKE, HOLIDAY AREA, A PRISON, ESCAPEE FROM, COLORADO, IN FOR MURDER, NONE THE LESS, MADE THE PRISON BREAK, USING A WOMAN, WHO WAS, A CORRECTIONS OFFICER! I THINK THE THREE MEN, WHO MIGHT HAVE SUCCESSFULLY, ESCAPED FROM THE "ROCK" OR ALCATRAZ, GOT MATERIALS, TO MAKE THE BREAK FROM, NONE OTHER THAN, AN EMPLOYEE, WHOM THEY BEFRIENDED! THERE ARE A LOT OF GENIUSES IN PRISON! THERE ARE CHARMERS, AND NOT ALL OF THEM ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW! WE USED TO JOKE AT THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE, AMONG THE CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT ATTORNEYS, THAT, CPS WERE JUST THE FLIP-SIDE OF THE CRIMINALS! LOL. IF YOU SAW THAT MOVIE OR READ THAT BOOK, "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN . . ." THE FBI ACTUALLY EVEN HIRED, THE DUDE WHO PRETENDED TO BE AN ATTORNEY, DOCTOR AND PILOT, ALL SCARY, SCARY, SCARY, THOUGHTS! I HAVE SEEN TRUE CRIME, WHERE THE FBI, EVEN PULLS ATTRACTIVE CRIMINALS, WHO CAN CHARM THE SOCKS OF ANY CHICK, TO DO A CERTAIN JOB FOR THEM, BEING THE MORE NERDY TYPES THEMSELVES! BE CAREFUL! IF HE IS HOT, I WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO HIM! LOL.

NOTE:  I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I THANKED, THE HUSBAND AND WIFE, TEAM AT THE TEMPLE, ON 4TH, FOR BREAKFAST!  PERFECT COMBO, OF SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HOMEMADE SWEET ROLLS, TO PERFECTION!  SAUSAGE, TATER TOTS, BANANAS, TANGERINES, LITTLE CUTIES . . .  I LOVE, LIGHT, FLUFFY, CINNAMON ROLLS!  MELTED IN MY MOUTH!

GOD REST YE, MERRY GENTLEMEN, OH, TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY!

COMFORT AND JOY!

I HOPE, YOU ALL HAD A VERY MERRY ONE!

WARNING TO ALL STAR WARS FANS . . . CAVEAT, I AM NOT ONE, I WENT TO STAR WARS, THE SKY-WALKERS, LAST NIGHT, BECAUSE, THE TIMES WERE ALL MESSED UP, AND I GOT THERE, WHEN, NONE OF THE OTHER MOVIES, WERE, STARTING, SO, I JUST TOOK WHAT WAS AVAILABLE!  BUT, I DID HAVE A NICE, CUDDLY, NAP, IN THE RECLINING, CHAIRS, FOR TWO HOURS.

I SAW THE FIRST, 20 MINUTES, WATCHED, THE DARTH VADAR, CREW, WITH THE HANDSOME DARK PRINCE, TALK, AND REY AND PRINCESS LEAH, THE NOW DECEASED, CARRY FISHER, HUG, AS REY WENT TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF HER PARENTS, THE SKYWALKERS!  I SAW THE FIRST STAR WARS, WHEN, I WAS PREGNANT WITH DAUGHTER, GRETA, AS FIT, MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN, REY, WHO MIGHT HAVE A PRINCESS, LEAH IN HER LIFE, BUT WAS RAISED BY, HER PARENTS, THE SKY-WALKERS, SHE, ADMITS TO IN THE END!

BUT, I THOUGHT, THIS IS THE SAME SET, THE SAME MACHINES, THE SAME STUPID ROBOTS, THE SAME, EVERYTHING, FROM 44 YEARS AGO!  SCREAM.  WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?

I WAS TELLING THIS TO ONE OF THE VERY SMART, HOMELESS CHICKS, WHO IS RATIONAL AND, COMES UP WITH SOME GOOD ANALYSIS, ALL THE TIME . . . SHE SAID, THINK ABOUT THE CROWD, JOANN!  YOU HEAR SOME OF THE WOMEN AROUND HERE, WHO HAVE, LIKE ONE SENTENCE, LIVES!  BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS ALL YOU HEAR FROM THEM!

YOU'RE RIGHT!  I REMEMBER, BEING HIGHLY OFFENDED, WHEN, ENGLISH MAJORS, WERE TOLD TO WRITE AT ABOUT A 10TH GRADE LEVEL?  THAT IS SO YOU DON'T LOSE THE GENERAL PUBLIC, ATTENTION!!!!!!!!  A GUESS THAT IS IT, THE POINT!  THEY TOOK THE SAME BATTLES, AND JUST ADDED NEW CHARACTERS, BUT THE SAME PLOT LINES!  GOOD VS. EVIL WILL FOREVER BE THE GAME AND OBVIOUSLY THE MOVIE!

SAME, TEXT, AT THE BEGINNING, GOING INTO SPACE, LOOKED AS OLD AT THE ORIGINAL!

NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN, OR IN THE UNIVERSE!

ONTO A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

THANKS ALL SANTA'S ELVES!

GREAT JOB AND FUN, FOOD, AND, SHARING THE HOLIDAYS WITH US!

LADY IS A TRAMP

SMILE.

P.S., JUST A SIDE LINE ON JEWISH ATTORNEYS, IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, WHOM I WENT AGAINST, ON A $28 MILLION DIVORCE, THAT GOT STOLEN FROM ME ALONG WITH THE REST OF MY $700 MILLION WORTH OF CASES, BEFORE, I HAD TO RUN TO MONTANA IN FEAR OF MY LIFE . . . BUT, I WROTE A BRIEF, LIKE, 19 PAGES, ON A MOTION TO APPEAL THE RESULTS OF THE JUDGE'S RULING AGAINST MY NEW CLIENT, A FORMER, PLAYBOY BUNNY, GAVE UP TOP SPOT ON, TV, BAYWATCH, BEING OFFERED THE JOB, BEFORE, PAMELA ANDERSON, HAVING BEEN, MS. BIKINI, BEFORE, HER PLAYBOY DAYS, GETTING EVERY ONE OF HER MOTIONS, DENIED, AND THE WHOLE, SETTLEMENT GOING AGAINST HER, EVEN WITH THE JUDGE ORDERING, HER TO PAY HER HUSBAND'S, ATTORNEYS, FEES, HE WAS JEWISH AND HE HAD 5 JEWISH ATTORNEYS, IN THE TRAIL LEVEL OF THE CASE, I TOOK OVER AT THE APPEALS LEVEL, AND REWROTE THE LAW ON COHABITATION AND ALIMONY, ALL MY CLIENT GOT, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS, $15,000 PER MONTH, SHE WAS ORDERED TO PAY, HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN LEGAL FEES!

A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS, OR ASSOCIATES, REALLY SHELLEY'S CONTACTS, SET UP FOR ALL THE OTHER CASE, STEALS, BUT, SOME BANKRUPTCY ATTORNEYS, TOLD HER TO GET A HOLD OF THIS PIT-BULL FEMALE ATTORNEY IN UTAH, OR ME!

I STARTED TO CASE, FOLLOWING THE RULES THAT, I HAD TO FILE A RULE 60 MOTION, TO GET A RULE 15, RIGHT TO APPEAL!  WHICH I DID, BUT, THE JEWISH BOYZ, COULD TELL, THAT, I WAS, A CUT ABOVE THE WIFE'S FORMER ATTORNEYS!  LOL.  

NOW, ONE JEWISH ATTORNEY, SANDY, SOMEONE, HAD TO RECUSE HIMSELF FROM THE CASE, FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, BEFORE, I GOT ON THE CASE, BUT, CAME BACK ON AS A CONSULTANT, ONCE HE LEARNED THAT HIS LESS, SEASONED, ATTORNEYS WERE GOING UP AGAINST ATILLA THE CUNT!

FLATTER ME AND CALL ME A BITCH, I LOVE IT!
LOL.

SO, THESE, ATTORNEY, COMPLAINED TO THE JUDGE, THAT, MY BRIEF, EXCEEDED THE PAGE LIMIT FOR THIS MOTION, BUT FOR THE RULE, AND THERE IS ALWAYS AN EXCEPTION, WHEN, AN ATTORNEY, I WRITING NEW LAW, THEY CAN EXCEED THE PAGE LIMIT!  THEY FORGOT TO READ ALL THE RULES, AND I JOKED, THAT THEY WERE "LETTER OF THE LAW" ATTORNEYS, SO WHY DIDN'T THAT SEE THAT COMING!  LOL.  THEN, THEY WERE PISSED THAT I WROTE, ABOVE THE 10TH GRADE LEVEL, MOST ATTORNEYS, WRITE AT??????

WHAT THE FUCK?
YOUR GOD DAMNED ATTORNEYS!

THEY WANTED ME TO WRITE SIMPLE SENTENCES??????

FUCK NO.

I GOT CONTEMPT OF COURT, 9 DAYS IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, MAYBE FOR MY JOKE IN MY BRIEF, ABOUT THE LETTER OF THE LAW JEWISH ATTORNEYS, BASED ON THE TORAH, AND THE FIRST 5 BOOKS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT!

ALSO, BECAUSE, I REFUSED, TO BE DRAGGED BACK INTO GRAND COUNTY DISTRICT COURT, THAT I HAD JUST WON AN APPEAL ON!

I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES!
I JUST HAD FUN DOING IT!
LOL.

THE JUST NO LONGER HAD JURISDICTION OVER ME, STILL FINED ME $500 OR JAIL TIME . . . I PAID THE $500 EXTORTION, HE COULDN'T ASK FOR, BECAUSE I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT!  THE COPS STILL ARRESTED ME FOR JACKIN' WITH THE JUDGE! AND THE JEWISH ATTORNEYS . . . NO USED TO LOSING, UNTIL THEY MET THE LIKES OF ME!

LOL.

FUN CONNECTIONS WITH THE JEWISH COMMUNITY, I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH, CRASHING, AT THEIR PAD, THE TEMPLE ON 4TH!

GREAT HOSTS AND HOSTESSES, AND THEIR KIDS, PIANO PLAYER SON . . . MY BLOG TARGET GROUP!

THANKS FOR ENTERTAINING MY IGNORANCE, LAST NIGHT, BUT THE PICTURES OF THE WAILING WALL, AND OTHER, JEWISH, HISTORIC SITES, DON'T EXPLAIN THEMSELVES!

HAPPY HANUKA!
KISSES.

P.S., FYI.  TALK ABOUT NAIVE WOMEN, THIS WAS, MR. LEVIN'S, 3RD, RODEO, OR MARRIAGE, IT WAS HOPE'S FIRST.  THE JEWISH ONE HIT MUSIC WONDER, WAS TOLD, TO MOVE TO UTAH, BECAUSE IF HE EVER WENT THROUGH A DIVORCE AGAIN, THE MORMONS WOULD PROTECT HIM!  THEY DID, GOING FROM, HIS WIFE, RIGHT THROUGH, TO TAKING ME OUT!

MORMONS BELIEVE THEY ARE ADOPTED INTO THE TRIBES OF ISRAEL!  THAT ADOPTION SHOULD NOT, GO INTO THE LAW, OR AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY!

BOTH SECULAR ACTIVITIES AND FUNCTIONS!  THE LAW, IS THE LAW, IS THE LAW . . . REGARDLESS OF YOUR RELIGION!

ISN'T THAT SERIOUSLY THE WAY, WE ALL WANT IT?
PREFERENCE ONE RELIGION OVER ANOTHER, IS, JUST SIMPLY WRONG, IN AMERICA, IN THE WORLD!

MEN, AND WOMEN, CHILDREN, ARE TOTALLY ENTITLED TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THEY WANT, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T VIOLATE THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES, PARTICULARLY UNDER THE CONSTITUTION!

IN AMERICA, WE ARE FREE TO PRACTICE RELIGION, OR FREE FROM RELIGION, BUT CONGRESS CAN NOT, ESTABLISH, ONE RELIGION OVER ANOTHER!

UTAH COURTS SHOULD NEVER HAD PROTECTED, EITHER JEWS OR MORMONS!

GET IT?
GOT IT?
GOOD!

P.S., RIGHT NOW, I AM WATCHING MSNBC, DATELINE, CALLED, "THE SHADOW" ABOUT, AN EX BOYFRIEND, KILLING HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND'S, FIANCE!  HE USED, ANOTHER ONE OF HER OLD BOYFRIEND'S, I.D., TO FRAME HIM, FOR THE MURDER, RATHER THAN, BEING, CAUGHT HIMSELF!

A FEW RECEIPTS, A SALE'S RECEIPT, AND PURCHASES, TOLD THE STORY TO DETECTIVES, WHO WERE ABLE TO UNRAVEL, THE TWISTED, TANGLED, OBFUSCATED, PLOT LINE, AS THE KILLER, SHADOWED THE FRAMED, MIXING, MATCHING AND ATTACHING, TO GOOD TO THEM, AND THE BAD TO THE PERSON THEY WERE SHADOWING . . . EVEN TO MURDER!