The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: GLASSY. WIN THE SEASON. SEASON'S GREETINGS. HOLIDAY COLORS. FAMILY PUFFER SHOP. INSTANTLY GIFTABLE. HOME ALONE. SEASON UPGRADE. GIFT GIVING FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. BIG KIDS WITH KIDS TOO. SWEET OX. SPREAD A LITTLE LOVE. GIFT LIKE A PRO. LOCAL GIFTS TO ALL. AGFA SUPER FERRO DYNAMIC I. BUD LIGHT. SEAHAWKS OFFICIAL BEER. CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. CHOREOGRAPHER. CAT PETTING. I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY CATS! SO NOT PUSSY CAT MATERIAL. PERFORMANCE: HAVE A TASTE. HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF. I GIFT MYSELF EVERYDAY WITH THIS BLOG! STAY SEXY AND DON'T GET MURDERED! THE MOBFATHERS ARE TOO INCOMPETENT TO WORRY ABOUT! 7 TO 20 YEARS TRYING? THE BEST INDICATOR OF THE FUTURE, IS THE PAST. SMART SAVES LIVES WITH DEADLY VENOM. PUSSY CATS CONDITIONED TO BE NICE. SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME--YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME! ALPHA CHICK! EAT OR BE EATEN. LOVE FOOD! PERFORMANCE: HAVE A TASTE! LOL. EXPECT MORE. THE TRICKS TO MAKE YOURSELF EFFORTLESSLY CHARMING. THEY MAY RISE? PROTECT YOURSELF. BEASTY BOYS. CAN WE SKIP SCHOOL MOM. NO! PLEASE? NO! HOME ALONE. HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF: (1) AS PRESIDENT SCROOGE, FUCKS OVER BOB KRATCHET AND TINY TIM, TAKING AWAY 1 MILLION "SNAP" OR FOOD STAMP RECIPIENTS, $161 PER MONTH, BLOATING, BIG AGRI-BUSINESS FAT CATS, ON GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES, TO BUY THEIR VOTE, PUFFS TO $16 BILLION IN THIS, FARM BILL LAW SPLITTING, OR BABY SPLITTING, NEW, EXECUTIVE ORDER, THAT IS COMPLETELY UNCONSTITUTOINAL, BY THE WAY, CONGRESS MAKES THE LAW, NOT THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, AND CONGREE, ARTICLE 1, FOR PRIORITY POWERS, ALSO HAS POWERS OF THE PURSE! EVEN IF WHITE HOUSE, CHIEF OF STAFF, MICK MULVENEY, WEARS TWO HATS, INCLUDING THAT OF DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET, THAT DOESN'T CHANGE, WHO CONTROLS THE PURSE! CONGRESS, VOTED ON THE FARM BILL, CONDITIONAL ON "SNAP" PROGRAMS FOR FOOD KEPT IN PLACE! OH'S THAT FOR YOUR BOY, RURAL AMERICA? FUCK! NOW WE HAVE A MYSTERSY PERSON, FROM INSIDE THE OMB OR THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET, SHELLEY?, WHO IS TAKING, RUDY GIULIANI'S, PHONE CALLS, UP TO 14 MINUTES WORTH? WHO IS THIS MYSTERSY PERSON? WHO IS THE WHITE HOUSE PROTECTING? WHO ARE THE COPS PROTECTING? WHO IS THE MORMON CHURCH PROTECTING? WHO IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY PROTECTING? SHELLEY, WEARING MY MASK! THEY HAVE ALL BEEN BRIBED WITH THIS BLOG MONEY! IF KELLYANNE CONWAY, IS THE SMARTEST, GOP PERSON, THE REPUBLICANS, HAVE, THEY ARE ALL FUNCTIONING, ON "ALTERNATIVE CONSTITUTIONS, FACTS, LAWS!" THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, "ENFORCES THE LAWS" THEY DON'T MAKE THEM! FUCK SCROOGE, SEND HIM THE GHOSTS OF CHRISMASES, PAST. PRESENTL. AND FUTURE--BEFORE AND AFTER IMPEACHMENT OR DEATH! LOL. HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF (2) I JUST PUT MY CHILDREN, UP FOR "ADOPTION" SO THE 6 GODFATHERS AND, ALL THEIR ME'S, CAN STOP BANDING TOGETHER, AGAINST ME, COUNTING MY MONEY, UNDER THE TABLE OR COUNTER, WITH MY SON'S BAND MUSIC, ALONG WITH MY DAGUGHER'S BOOSK AND MY OTHER SON'S, HIP HOP AND RAP, MUSIC THEY SELL. WHAT WHAT HAPPENS. MY KIDS BECOME THE POWER STROKERS! THEY CALL THE SHOTS. THEY GET TO CHOOSE THEIR PARENTS! LOL. "MY SON." NEW MOVIE, IN THE TRAILER, THE FATHER, SAYS IT IS THE "FIGHT OF HIS LIFE!" NO SHIT! I JUST SPLIT UP THE MOB, TURNED, WHAT OPERATED, AS ONE, INTO FACTIONS, TO FIGHT OVER THE MONEY! RAHTER THAN SPLIT IT EVENLY TO BURY ME! I LOVE IT! THE GOLD DIGGERS, THUGS, SMUG ASS BITCHES, AND GANGSTERS, WILL TURN ON EACH OTHER AND GUN IT OUT, LIKE IN THE OLD 1920'S MOVIES, WITH BUGSY MALONE, AND OTHERS! SO FUN! BUT SO BLOODY! PLAY THIS RIGHT KIDS! IN MORMON DOCTRINE, YOUR PARENTS ARE STILL SEALED TO EACH OTHER, IN THE TEMPLE IN A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY, AND WHEN, WE GOT A CIVIL DIVORCE, THE CHURCH ASKED IF WE WANTED A TEMPLE DIVORCE? NO. KEEPING FAMILIES TOGETHER! ENDEAVOR TOGETHER! I HAD A MISSION. SO DO YOU! READ THE STORIES OF MOSES AND DAVID, OLD TESTAMENT, BEING, GIVEN TO THE KING'S COURTS, TRAINED IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE GOVERNMENT, ONLY TO TURN AROUND, AND RISE TO SAVE THEIR PEOPLE! BEST MOM AWARD. BEST DAD AWARD. THEY ALL WANT YOU, AND HATE THEIR OWN, SPEW! STAND BACK AND ENJOY! PAYBACK IS A BITCH! PERFORMANCE: HAVE A TASTE! SMILE. JOKES ON THEM. HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF (3) THE GIFT OF MUSIC--JUST A WEEK OR TWO AGO, I MENTIONED THAT I HEARD ON THE RADIO, SO IT MUST BE TRUE, LIKE, GETTING SOMETHING OFF THE INTERNET, THAT, EVERYBODY NEEDS, TO LISTEN TO ABOUT 78 MINUTES OF MUSIC, PER DAY, HEAVY METAL INCLUDED, THINK THE VINYLE COPIES OF "THE DITCH & THE DELTA!" HEY, LOOK MOM I MADE IT! SWINK. HOWEVER, THERE IS ANOTHER EVENT, LOCAL, GOING ON, I BELIEVE, THE MAN, TAKING A BREAK AT THE JEWISH SYNAGOGUE, LAST NIGHT, TOLD ME, THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE A CHRISTMAS CHORALE COMPETITION, TAKING PLACE, ON THE 14TH, AT BELLEVUE HIGH SCHOOL, COST IS ABOUT, $20.00. i HAVE BEEN HEARING THIS CHOIR PRACTICE, AND PRACTICE, FOR HOURS, ONCE A WEEK, AT THE SYNAGOGUE, AND, THEY SOUND FANTASTIC, UNLIKE ANY CHURCH CHOIR I HAVE EVER BEEN A APRT OF! THEY ARE COMPETION MATERIAL, AND WE WERE JUST FILLED WITH SCRETCHY OLD LADIES, WHO COULDN'T HOLD A NOTE! LOL. NOR COULD WE! THESE MEN AND WOMEN, ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT! THEY HAVE 65 MEMBERS AND THE MUSIC IS DELIGHTFUL AND FESTIVE! GIDDY UP, GIDDY UP, LET'S GO! TAKE A ONE HORSE OPEN RIDE IN THE SNOW! PERFECT! CHRISTMAS FUN. FUN. FUN! CHECK OUT THE LIGHTS ON THE WAY TO AND FROM! HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF. THIS CHOIR HAS A SECRET SAUCE, THAT, GIVES IT A NIP OF MAGIC! SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHAT IT IS? HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF (4) I HAD A CULTURAL ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS, SOCIAL, EXPERIENCE LAST NIGHT . . . AT THE SOPHIA'S PLACE, EMERGENCY, WOMEN'S SHELTER, AT THE JEWISH SYNAGOGUE, WE HEARD CHRISTMAS SONGS AND BASICALLY, THEIR CONCERT PERFORMANCE, ENTERTAINMENT, LEVEL MUSIC; HAD AN ASIAN BUFFET, SERVED BY CUTE ASIAN WOMEN, WHO COULD BARELY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, OR THEY WERE AFRAID OF US, BUT SERVED US A DELICIOUS MEAL, AND WHEN, I ASKED, IF THEY COOKED, ALL DAY, ONE, LADY, SAID, WELL, AND SHYLY ADMITTED THAT SHE HAD, MAKIKNG DELICIOUS CHICKEN MARINATED IN SOME COMBO OF SECRET SAUCE TOO, SO GOOD THAT, KAREN, MY FRIEND, WHO WAS RAISED, WITH A GOURMET COOK FOR A MOTHER, ATTORNEY FATHER, HAD TO GO ASK AND GET THE RECIPE! WE HAVE LADIES IN THE SHELTER FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, INCLUDING STAFF, AND IT IS ALL THE MORE FUN, FOR THE DIFFERENCES! PERFECT! HOW TO GIFT YOURSELF (5) 'TIS THE SEASON FOR A REASON . . . AS PRESIDENT, SCROOGE, CATERS TO THE RICH, AND HURTS, THE BOB KRATCHETS AND TINY TIM'S OF THE UNITED STATES, OR EVERYONE WHO MAKES, $50 MILLION, CONSIDERED "MIDDLE CLASS" IN 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, SENATOR WARREN'S, IDEAS AND PLANS, FOR UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, CHILDCARE AND FREE COLLEGE TUITION, WITH A 2% WEALTH TAX, AS WE ARE ALL REMINDED, THAT THERE ARE THOSE AMONG US, PARTICULARLY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, WHO SUFFER, BRING US YOUR HUDDLE MASSES, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUNGRY, AND WE WILL GIVE THEM THE AMERICAN DREAM, THAT JESUS CHRIST, SAID, THE POOR WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU, BUT, HIMSELF? NOT SO MUCH. HE DID SAY, COME FOLLOW ME, HE DIDN'T DRAG US, PLEAD WITH US, OR BEG US TO FOLLOW HIM! PURE RELIGION IS THE LOVE OF CHRIST OR CHARITY! LORD, WHEN DID WE, FEED YOU? VISIT YOU? CLOTH YOU? IF YOU HAVE DONE IT UNTO ONE OF THE LEAST OF THESE MY BRETHEREN, YEAH HAVE DONE IT UNTIL ME! WE ENTERTAIN, ANGELS AMONG US! TRUE RELIGION IS, VISITING THE FATHERLESS AND THE WIDOW! THIS IS HOW YOU GIFT YOURSELVES . . .