HOLLY BOWS ARE ARCHING, ON YOUR WAY TO BED. CHILDREN GO A MARCHING, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! LOL. CHRISTMAS LIGHTING. SNOWFLAKE PARADE. FIRE IT UP! SHOP SMALL. SHOP LOCAL! JACK FROST IS NOT QUITE NIPPING AT OUR NOSES . . . IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE 50 DEGREES AND SUNNY IN SEATTLE TODAY! PERFECT. PLAY WIN! OVER THE RAINBOW. NEVER STOP BEING YOU! "YOU ALWAYS MISS THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE." --HOCKEY SUPERSTAR, WAYNE GRETSKY. GET STOKED. I AM ON A TOTAL SEAHAWKS BLACKOUT! SCREAM. SO, IT USED TO BE THAT THIS CERTAIN MAN, USED TO LEAVE HIS NEWSPAPER AT MCDONALD'S EACH MORNING AFTER READING. THEN, HE STARTED ONLY LEAVING THE SPORTS PAGE . . . NOW NOTHING. SO, WHILE AT THE BELLEVUE TRANSIT CENTER, I TRIED TO BUY A SEATTLE TIMES, BUT, IT ONLY TOOK QUARTERS AND ALL I HAD WAS BILLS! I ASKED ABOUT 5 PEOPLE IF THEY HAD CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR? NO. WHAT THE FUCK? THEN, I HEARD ON A MORNING TALK SHOW THAT PEOPLE IN SEATTLE AND SURROUNDING AREA, THOSE BORN AND BRED HERE, HATE CONTROVERSY OR CONFRONTATION. I PROMISE, I WAS GOING TO TRADE YOU A BILL FOR THE FOUR QUARTERS! DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING THIS 'JUST LEAVE ME ALONE' THING TOO FAR? OKAY, SEAHAWKS, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN THIS WEEK AGAINST, ONE OF THE CAROLINA PANTHERS! I HAVE NO STATS, NO TEAM UPDATES, OUR TV WATCHING PLACE IS UNSPECIFIED . . . NEVER GET POISONED, PEOPLE PLANNED ON YOU BEING DEAD! LOL. YEAH FOR ABOUT THE LAST 20 YEARS! ME AND RASPUTIN! THAT DOSE WOULD HAVE KILLED ANY NORMAL WOMAN OR MAN! LOL. I AM PROTECTED BY FIRE! I WOKE UP THIS MORNING OR WAS RUDELY WOKEN UP, WITH, THE BLESSING THAT MY NEW FRIEND, GAVE ME THE OTHER MORNING, AFTER A HEATED DEBATE ON THE ISRAELI PALESTINIAN SITUATION, TO AGREE TO DISAGREE, THEN, WITH HER ASKING ME TO GIVE ME A BLESSING. YEAH, LIKE RIGHT. DO YOU THINK I WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW! LOL. I NEVER SHY AWAY FROM CONFRONTATION--A GOOD FIGHT IS ALWAYS ON MY AGENDA! I WAS JUST BEING POLITE AND SAID, OKAY, IF YOU HAVE TO. LOL. SHE REACHED OVER WHILE ALL THE OTHER CHICKS WERE BOARDING THE BUS, AND, BLESSED ME THAT I WOULD BE PROTECTED TO THE POINT OF TAKING ON THE IMAGE OF CHRIST. AFTER, THREE CLOSE CALLS THIS WEEK, WHILE I WAS IN A TOTALLY WEAKENED STATE, DUE TO POISON, BARELY ABLE TO WALK, EVEN GOT OFF THE BUS, YESTERDAY MORNING AND WAS DAZED AND CONFUSED, AND WALKED TO THE OTHER END OF THE BUS TERMINAL, NOT EVEN KNOWING WHERE I WAS--HEY, WHERE DID LA FITNESS GO? WHERE DO I PICK UP THE 249 TO SOPHIA'S WAY? WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED? IT HAS BEEN THAT SORT OF TWO WEEKS! I DOSED UP ON EITHER ASPIRIN OR IBUPROFEN, IN THE LAST 24 HOURS AND THOUGHT, I AM NOT GOING TO LET THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, STEAL ANOTHER MONTH OF WORKING OUT FROM ME---PAID FOR ALL LAST YEAR, AND ONLY WENT, ABOUT, A HANDFUL OF TIMES, CONDITIONS EITHER BY FBI STINK OPS, OR THE PLACE LOADED WITH COPS, OR HEALTH ATTACKS, OR SWIMMING POOL, ATTACKS! NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHILE I FELT PRETTY GOOD AFTER A FULLY LOADED BREAKFAST, MUSIC, LAUGHTER FROM THE TALK SHOW HOSTS, EVEN DANCING A FEW STEPS, JUST GOING TO GET A NEWSPAPER WAS TAXING! NO GYM TODAY. FUCK! BUT BESIDES THAT, I HAD A GREAT MORNING, FUN, ENTERTAINING, AND PARTICULARLY THIS FUN STORY, OUT OF NO WHERE ELSE BUT, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. SOOOO CUTE! THERE ARE SOME TRULY NICE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, WHO ARE JUST GOOD THROUGH AND THROUGH! THESE TWO DUDES ARE A FEW OF THEM. SO THE PAIR OF BUDDIES ARE OUT IN THEIR YARD, DRINKING A FEW BEERS TOGETHER AND THIS 2 WEEK OLD BABY BIRD, DROPPED OUT OF A NEST AND LANDED NEAR THEM. THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, SO THEY POSTED ITS PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM. SOMEONE SAID, TO TAKE IT TO THE BIRD AVIARY, OR SANCTUARY, OR REFUGE A LIBERTY PARK. AGAIN, VERY RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MEN, WHO HAD BEEN DRINKING A BIT TOO MUCH, AND WERE UNFIT TO EVEN DRIVE A BIRD SOMEWHERE. KEEP THAT IN MIND AS THE HOLIDAY PARTIES, PARTICULARLY NEW YEARS, ROLLS AROUND, PEOPLE'S LIVES MATTER! THEN, EITHER ONE OF THE YOUNG MEN, JOKED ABOUT CALLING AN UBER! LOL. BRIGHT IDEA! THEY DID! THE FIRST UBER DRIVER THEY CALLED, REFUSED TO DRIVE A BIRD, WITH OUT A PERSON IN THE VEHICLE, EVEN WHEN HE WAS GETTING PAID. HE FALLS IN THE NAUGHTY SANTA LIST. BUT THE NEXT DUDE DID! THE GUYS FOUND A BOX FOR THE BIRD, AND, PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE UBER, NOW SAFELY ON ITS WAY TO THE BIRD AVIARY! LAST THEY CHECKED, THE BIRD WAS DOING FINE!!!!!!!! SCREAM! I AM OBSESSED WITH YOUR MOM, SHE IS SO MEAN! LOL. SERIOUSLY, I LOVE NICE PEOPLE, I AM, JUST NOT ONE OF THEM! LOL. FAVORITE CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL, NOT EVEN SURE WHAT SUV IS BEING PROMOTED, BY THESE GREAT MOM ADS!: (1) MOM COMES HOME FROM PROBABLY SHOPPING ONLY TO FIND DAD AND KIDS, FLYING DRONES AROUND THE LIVING ROOM, KNOCKING CHRISTMAS BALLS OFF THE TREE, SCREAMING AND HAVE A DAMNED GOOD TIME! (2) MOM AND POP, SHOW UP EARLY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, WITHOUT NOTICE, BRINGING THEIR GOATS, THEY USE DURING THEIR NEW EXERCISE ROUTINE! (3) BIG SISTER OR BABYSITTER, HAS THE BOUNCY BALL, SNOWFLAKE BOUNCE HOUSE, WITH A CHRISTMAS SCENE INSIDE, PUMPED, KIDS JUMPING INSIDE, AND AFTER, ALL THREE OF THESE, INDIVIDUAL ADS, MOM, WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, TURNS AND WALKS OUT, GETS BACK IN HER VEHICLE, LAYS BACK THE SEAT, TURNS ON CHRISTMAS MUSIC, AND RELAXES, WITH THE WORDS, "JOY TO THE WORLD!" DITTO. THIS STORY, REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE, SONS, STORIES. ELLIOT'S GIRLFRIEND, CRYSTAL, PUT OUT THOSE MOUSE TRAPS, THAT ARE PADS, WITH STICKY STUFF ON THEM, SO WHEN THE MICE, WALK ACROSS THE LITTLE PAD, THEIR, TINY FEET, STICK TO THE PAD, AND THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO JUST STAY PUT AND DIE. THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED! LOL. CRYSTAL CALLS, EL, ALARMED AND SAYS, THAT SHE HAS, 5 OR 6 HAIRLESS, BABY MICE, ALL STUCK TO THE MOUSE PAD TRAP AND THEY ARE ALL SCREAMING! LOL. SHE CAN'T TAKE IT! NOW, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T JUST TELL HER TO PUT GLOVES ON, AND TAKE THE BABY MENACES, OUT TO THE GARBAGE AND DUMP THEM. KNOWING BOTH OF THEM, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. SO ELLIOT GETS UP, PUTS ON CLOTHES, DRIVES ACROSS TOWN, GETS THE SCREAMING BABIES, DRIVES TO THE SAME PARK, THE UBER TOOK THE BABY BIRD TO, AND HE TOOK THE TIME, WITH EACH AND EVERY BABY, TO USE OIL OR SOMETHING, TO GET THEIR FEET OFF THE PAD, FREE THEM AND LET THEM LOSE IN THE GRASS, TO RUN FREE! EYES ROLL, BUT PROUD MOM MOMENT! SOOO SWEAT! HIS FATHER'S CHILD! LOL. ANOTHER, STORY, PRE-TOLD ON THIS BLOG, YEARS AGO, CAME TO MIND--ON THE FRONT PAGE OF A MONTANA NEWSPAPER, THE HELENA HERALD, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BECAUSE THAT IS THE FIRST PLACE I WENT TO WHEN, I ARRIVED IN THE STATE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVER, BACK IN 2012! SO, THERE IS THIS PICTURE OF A BABY, MOUNTAIN LION, CUB, THAT LOOKED LIKE A BABY KITTEN--I AM NOT REALLY, A CAT OR DOG PERSON, AND CERTAINLY, NOT A MOUSE PERSON! BUT THIS WHATEVER, CUB OR KIT, RO WHATEVER, WAS CUTE, LIKE ALL BABIES ARE! I THINK IT WAS THE FOREST SERVICE, PERSONNEL, WHO FOUND THE BABY CAT, AND, THE MOTHER WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, SO THEY BROUGHT THE BABY IN, FEED IT FROM A BOTTLE, KEPT IT WARM, UNDER BLANKETS AND HEAT LAMPS, GETTING IT TO ABOUT THE TENDER YOUNG AGE, OF ABOUT, 6 WEEKS, THEN, THEY TURNED IT OVER TO THE FISH, GAME AND WILD LIFE COPS, AND THEY TOOK THE BABY MOUNTAIN LION, AND HELD IT UNDER THE TAIL PIPES OF SOMEONE'S TRUCK AND KILLED IT! WHAT THE FUCK? SO THIS BIG BATTLE ENSUED, BETWEEN THE TWO GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, ONE FEDERAL AND THE OTHER STATE! IF I RECALL, THE FOREST SERVICE, ACTUALLY, SUED THE MONTANA FISH, GAME AND WILDLIFE, FOR KILLING, THE BABY MOUNTAIN LION! ONLY IN MONTANA! LOL. YOU PROBABLY HAD, LOCAL BOYZ OVER THE FISH, GAME AND WILD LIFE, AND SOME, BABY CAT, WAS JUST AN ANNOYANCE, WOULD NOT SURVIVE ON ITS OWN, EVEN AT THIS AGE, THEREFORE, THEY WERE NOT GOING TO KEEP IT NOR TAKE CARE OF IT! ON THE FEDERAL SIDE, YOU LIKELY HAD, SOME, UPPER CLASS, RICH KIDS, FROM BACK EAST, WHO, WERE LIBERAL, ANIMAL RIGHTS LOVING TREE HUGGERS, WHO WERE HORRIFIED, AT THE TREATMENT, OF THE LITTLE CAT! IT ALL COMES FROM PERSPECTIVE AND, IT IS RELATIVE TO WHAT YOU ARE USED TO! FISH, GAME AND WILDLIFE, PROBABLY FIGURED THEY ARE JUST RIDDING THE FORESTS OF ONE MORE PREDATOR! LOL. ANYWAY, FUN STUFF! I WAS LAUGHING, AT THE CREATIVE USE OF THE UBER! THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT, MILLENNIALS, AND GEN-XERS! IF THEY CAN'T GET JOBS, THEY CREATE A NEW COMPANY AND JUST HIRE ALL THEIR FRIENDS! I SEE THE ADS FOR THEIR PRODUCTS EVERY FUCKING DAY! BE AMAZING! MVWT WATCHES, OR BRIDGETS CONTACTS, SOMEONE ELSES, FLAVORED WATER, ETC. THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM AT THE TOP! KNOW YOUR PART IN THE NEW ECONOMY! INTERESTING DISCUSSION, ON SOME DUDE, NAMED, CHRIS, WHO TOOK HIS WIFE, TO A STRIP CLUB, WHO GOT THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE, WHEN, ALL THE DANCING GALS, ON STAGE, CAME AND GRABBED HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE, TOOK HER ON STAGE AND MADE HER PART OF THEIR ACT, BUT WITH THEM, UNDRESSING, HER! HUBBY GOT PISSED, GRABBED HER OFF THE STAGE, WHERE SHE WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME, AND THE TWO GOT INTO A BIG FIGHT IN THE HALL! SOME DUDE, CAME OVER AND TOLD, CHRIS TO CHILL OUT, AND HE PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE! LOL. THE MEN, TRIED TO TAKE CHRIS'S SIDE, SAYING THAT MEN ARE JUST TERRITORIAL, AND THIS WAS A PRIMAL INSTINCT, TO NOT WANT HIS LOVELY WIFE, ON STAGE WITH OTHER MEN, OOGLING HER, LIKE THEY DID THE EXOTIC DANCERS! THE MEN, SAID THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT WOMEN, UNDERSTAND THIS PRIMAL THING, THIS, TERRITORIAL THING, THAT MAKES MEN CRAZY AND GO NUTS, HAVING OTHER MEN, SEE THEIR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND, NAKED! THEN THEY MADE THE MISTAKE OF TRYING TO REVERSE THAT SITUATION FOR WOMEN, I GUESS TRYING TO BE FAIR, BUT IT BACKFIRED ON THEM, AND THEY WERE CALLED, SEXIST! LOL. THEY PUT THE MAN IN THE SIMILAR SITUATION, GOING TO A MALE STRIPPER, MAGIC MIKE TYPE CLUB, FOR WOMEN, AND HAVING THE MEN, TAKE HER GOOD LOOKING, HUB, UP ON THE STAGE WITH, OTHER MEN, WITH THEIR DONGS HANGING ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUMPING AND GRINDING WITH EACH OTHER. LOL. I'M NOT TOUCHING THIS ONE! I AM ONE TERRITORIAL CHICK! IF HE IS YOUR, MAN, HE IS NOT MINE . . . THAT GOES FOR MALES TOO! JUST SAYING. THE FEMALE ON THE SHOW, SAID, HER MAN GETS ON FREE PASS, ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS . . . HINT. HINT, HINT, I DON'T GIVE MY MEN, A FREE PASS. YOU ARE EITHER WITH ME, OR YOU ARE NOT WITH ME! PROBABLY THE MOST SENSIBLE SUGGESTION I HEARD, WAS, IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO A STRIP JOINT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO DISCUSS WITH YOUR SPOUSE, POSSIBLE SCENARIOS, THAT MIGHT HAPPEN, AND, DETERMINE BEFORE HAND, THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO REACT, OR HANDLE THE SITUATION! I FOR ONE, WONDER WHAT IN THE FUCK, SOME MAN IS DOING TAKING HIS WIFE, TO A STRIP JOINT, IN THE FIRST PLACE. CURIOSITY, GOT THE CAT? I JUST CAN'T SEEM MYSELF, EVEN GOING TO A STRIP JOINT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! BUT, THAT IS JUST ME! MY SON, CHRIS, ACTUALLY, DRESSES HIS WIFE, IN BAGGY CLOTHES, THAT DON'T SHOW OFF HER, VICTORIA SECRET BODY! ONE TIME, ELLIOT'S BAND WAS PLAYING AT A LOCAL, PROVO BAR, AND BRO IS HIS BIGGEST FAN. AT THE TIME, HIS WIFE, HAD HER SON FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE, BUT CHRIS WAS BASICALLY, HIS DAD, FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK HER TO GO TO THE CLUB. WHEN, I GOT IN TOWN, JUST DROPPED BY, AND FOUND OUT, THE SITUATION, WE DECIDED TO PUNK, CHRIS, I GAVE, KAT, $200 TO GO GET SOMETHING SEXY AND CUTE TO WEAR, TO THE CLUB. I WOULD STAY HOME WITH HER SON, SO SHE COULD HAVE A FUN NIGHT OUT WITH CHRIS. BOTH OF THESE TWO ARE VERY PRACTICAL AND, SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD JUST KEEP THE MONEY, AND, USE IT FOR BILLS OR SOMETHING . . . SURE. THEN, SHE SAID SHE HAD, CLOTHES SHE COULD WEAR--PROBABLY FROM A PREVIOUS LIFE! LOL. SHE UNDRESSED, AND GOT READY, AND, I WAS SHOCKED, TO SEE, HOW AMAZING HER BODY WAS! CHRIS! I NEVER KNEW! LOL. SHE IS ONE HOT MAMA, BUT NOBODY BUT HE, KNOWS! LOL. THAT PRIMAL THING I GUESS? SHE SNEAKED UP ON HIM AT THE CLUB AND THEY HAD A GREAT TIME! CHRIS WAS CUTE--MOM, TELLING KAT TO SNAKE ME! LOL. THE KEY IS TO COMMUNICATE AND MAYBE, IN THAT SITUATION, FORGOING THE CURIOSITY WAS, BEST! WE NEVER KNOW HOW WERE ARE GOING TO REACT, UNTIL WE ARE FACED WITH THE SITUATION. MAYBE THINGS ARE LEFT BEST TO CHANCE?

IMPEACHMENT STANDARD OF REVIEW: (1) MALADMINISTRATION; (2) NEGLECT OF DUTY; (3) MALPRACTICE . . . ALL PRETTY LOW BARS OF REVIEW--UNLIKE THE CRIMINAL STANDARD OF REVIEW OF "BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT" OR THE CIVIL STANDARD OF REVIEW, "THE PREPONDERANCE OF THE EVIDENCE!" AS APPLIED TO THE "REASONABLE MAN STANDARD" OR IN THIS CASE, THE "REASONABLE PRESIDENT" STANDARD!

SO, I AM WATCHING THE DEBATES, GETTING MORE AND MORE PISSED, AT THE MEANINGLESS, SENSELESS, BASELESS, LACK LUSTER, ARGUMENTS OF THE GOP, WITHOUT A SHRED OF COMMITMENT TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, NOR THE RULE OF LAW, NOR TO OUR DEMOCRACY, OR NATIONAL SECURITY . . . THIS IS ALL ONLY FOR THE DONALD, NOT THE COUNTRY!

AFTER, I DID A SHORT, STANDARD OF REVIEW FOR IMPEACHMENT . . . ALL THE SUDDEN, MY, MSNBC, SCREEN, BLITZES OUT, TO SOME, LATINO TALK SHOW IN SPANISH????
WTF?
GOOGLE. EXPLORE. FOXFIRE.

I NOTICED, THAT THE CONGRESSIONAL AIDS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE, LOOKING AT THEIR BOOKMARKS, AND, ALL THE SUDDEN, THE GOP STARTED TO SPUTTER AND SPIT, LOSING THEIR, ALLEGED, EDGE ON THIS NOT REACHING THE LEVEL OF IMPEACHMENT . . . SO NOT TRUE . . . THE REAL STANDARD OF REVIEW, IS ANYTHING THE HOUSE, DEEMS, FIT FOR IMPEACHMENT!

AS PER HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS, TRY, ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE BY POISON ON THE PRESIDENT X2 JUST SINCE, THANKSGIVING!

NSA--NO IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS?

WHATEVER . . . BLOCK ME FROM THE NEWS, THE SPORTS, EVEN THE CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS!
FUCK.

SO I TURNED TO MY SECOND, NEXT OBSESSION, TRUE CRIME, BASED ON REAL STORIES!

"PETAL PUSHERS" 
. . . "THE STEP-FATHER'S CRIMES" . . . Now, after watching this Lifetime Movie, the catch, phrase is, "based on a true story?"  Just how much is really true and how much, is, fabricated, or produced to communicate without communicating, or Cat movies, made for Cat training, to mislead, misinform and keep, the "fakes" appear to be the real?

• the movie opens with, a funeral, two daughters, grieving over their mother's death, who, suddenly dies of an alleged, heart attack.  Then the camera pans to the alleged, grieving, husband, 20 years younger than, their mother, who, fains, sadness.  Peter, throws, a rose in with the casket, and in a symbolic move, the flower, slides through the crack and down, out of sight.
• someone asks the girls what they are going to do?  Step-father, who looks, and acts, like Brett, my 3rd husband, might at this age, runs and puts his arms around the two girls, and squeezes them, on the shoulders and he tells them, that they are going to be fine with him.  The girls, roll their eyes, and bite their lips, obviously, not into him, nor this new arrangement.
• back at the house, where friends and family are gathered, now, younger widowed, husband, tries to steal the show, in this off the charts, gorgeous home, in a healthy area . . . he sits down and plays, some recognizable song, but, he is massacring it, and the girls, cringe!  LOL. (My daughters are not quit as sweet as my sons!  LOL.  All the way though this movie, that is appearing more and more, like, a fake, of events, that are meant to mislead some, familiar with some of the facts, but, fill in the details of the facts as the cops want to make you believe, less than true story un-vails, some personalities, some snarkiness, some humor, that just can't make this a true story!  But in true, weasel, language, the producers are trying to sell it as such!)
• the subliminal messages, in the scenery, are suggestive . . . A JOANN Fabric, keeps showing up in the background?  Now, the husband's name is Peter Mahoney or Ma Honey! or Kay is MOM!  The daughter's name, is Cecilia . . . See Seal Yah! and the second daughter, is the one that really jumped out at me, Emily Scott!  Rachel's second daughter, third oldest, name is Emily, and Scott is her youngest, son's name . . . there seemed to be this attempt, to do with film, exactly what, the cops, DEA or FBI have tried to do in real life, confuse, other cops, who might be trying to figure this convoluted mess out . . . they are trying to imply, with JOANN Fabric, now, this might or might not be on purpose, or it might be by accident, telling the truth!  LOL.  The children that, would be tangentially, tied to Brett, through marriage, truly are, JOANN's Fabric, or of JOANN; however, the daughter's names, suggest, Rachel's fabric!  Brett is the one who brought Rachel in as another double, for me, after, both Kay and Shelley, were taken beyond their limits, to be look-alikes!
• the two step-daughters are the only heirs to a very substantial estate, that of their mother.  Together the girls, run a family, or sister, flower shop, called, Petal Pushers, which, I found, to somewhat suggest, that they pushed funerals, or hinted at the idea, of it?  You will see what I mean later.  Both girls are single, one I dating.  The eldest is a bit cynical and the younger, is idealistic, and concerned that her mother was murdered by their step-dad, who just comes through the restaurant doors, with, some hot babe, they recall seeing, strangely enough at their mother's funeral?  He acts like he is having lunch with this chick, as part of a antique business, sale or deal, but they can tell the relationship is anything but, fraternal or platonic!  The little sister, pulls up a search on her, step-dad, and finds out that he used, to sell, pharmaceuticals, and she wondered with this background, she never heard about, if he didn't use pills to kill her mother and make it look, like a heart attack, so he could, make out like a bandit, with mom's money, and, then, meet up with, this chick, who he seemed to know well?  Big sis wants nothing to do with it.
• this is another, strange, connection, to my blog, me and my daughters, the youngest girl, starts to have dreams, that, her step-dad, is a conniving piece of shit, but, he is getting on to the fact that, she is looking into his past, and she better be careful.  Big sister, wants her to drop the bull shit, they got their inheritance, and that is that, they need to move on.  The younger daughter misses her mom and wants to know if she was murdered.  The eldest said that, mom could be a big pain in the ass, at times.  Does that mean you don't care?  No, I just deal with it differently.  She used sex to get through the emotional times.  Eventually, the younger sister, goes to the cops, with a detective, being taken by her, in love at first bite!  She gets him to pull some rank and get a criminal background check on, the dude.  Come to find out, that their step-father, had been married, before, in fact, he had been married, twice before!  They didn't know about either one of them.
• here is where it gets squirrely, where someone took a possible good movie and turn it into their personal, whatever, because it really is not flattering to the ex nor his honey, caught in bed together and scheming, about all the money, they just inherited!  So, the ex, first runs into the younger sister, in the park, and somewhat threatens her, and she runs away.  Then, he shows up at the flower shop, and asks why they are rooting around, looking for information on him . . . the youngest one, states that she is doing a family history on her mother's side and wanted to know more about him.  Dude, gets pissed, and he starts to fight, physically with the sisters, one of whom has just created a concoction of poison to kill the aphids, in the flowers!  He pushes, both sisters, down on the ground, and then, notices the glass of what he thinks is some liquor or alcoholic, drink, and before they can stop him, or warn him, he takes one drink, and, starts to grab his throat as if he is choking and, yellow green, foam, starts to come out of his mouth and he is shaking on the floor dying.  Far too easy, far too convenient, even for Hollywood--Kay's screen, play, telling what, her and Brett, did?  The girls don't call the cops, afraid they either won't believe them, or will think they are crazy, so they drag him into the flower case, that has refrigeration, to store dude's body, until they can figure out what to do with him?
• the girls, get their mother's long time, housekeeper, some Asian dude, they are totally close to, who hates the step-father, and his new, sleazy, girlfriend, and they trust him, to help them, bury the body in their mom's large backyard!  Very funny scene, seeing the Brett, look-alike and act-alike, Mr. Fake Charmer, face up with foam out of his mouth, among the flowers in the fridge!  LOL.  The detective is starting to wonder what the hell is going on, with this new chick he is attracted to, the accusations of possible homicide, and, now, the girlfriend is looking for her man, goes to the cops, to file a missing person report.  Then, she comes to see the former, step-daughters, of the now, rich, widower.  The girls, plead ignorant as to his whereabouts.  The girlfriend doesn't believe them, and she is pissed, flashes out of the door, and runs straight into the street where she gets hit by a car!  One of the girls, jokes, that mom is up in Heaven, mopping up some details in her life!  LOL.  
• the cop in the mean time, is, starting to wonder about, now the chick, turning up dead in front of the daughter's shop, and, wondering where the missing man is too, knowing the youngest daughter, is doing some detective work of her own, finding some pills that very well may have been the source of the sudden heart attack!  The cop finds out, in the mean time, that, this man, had been married twice before, and both his wives, before, their mother, died, of strange causes, too, or sudden heart attacks!  The girls get worried, now that the girlfriend is dead, that, the cops are going to start looking at them, or at their mother's estate, and, find the step-dad's, body buried in a shallow grave.  They get their trusted, Asian, buddy, and they all dig the body up, wrap it in a rug, and take the body to the Lake, and dump the body in . . . knowing that the body, will, float under the peer, and, likely get stuck, so, nobody will find it!  LOL.  Thinking of my mischievous daughters, I can just see them, doing exactly this same shit!  LOL.
• the oldest daughter, said it was good the cop, had a thing for the younger one, because he might cut them some slack, when they have to go to prison!  They didn't really, kill him, but they didn't prevent the death either!  LOL.  They should have gone to the cops right off the bat and probably nothing would have happened.  Both chicks were on the ground when, dad picked up the drink, and they let him drink, half trying to warn, him, but, not really wanting, to save him!  LOL.  When the cop starts doing some surveillance on the girls, he starts to put two and two together, and he confronts them, wishing they would tell him what is going on, or would have trusted him enough to call him.  Actually, the younger daughter did, and she was not a good liar either . . . The older, might have been good enough to cover it up!  LOL.
• in the next and final scene, the youngest daughter is pregnant with, the cops kid, and both sisters are serving time, for, being accessories after the fact, and, mishandling of a corps!  LOL.  The two are close, as they always have been, and older sister, is taking care of younger sister, like she always did, helping her survive in prison, for the few years, they are in for!  LOL.  The older one is kind of sick of men, always, pretty, whatever, about them, and jokes that, there are some hot chicks, if she ever, gets real sick of men!

NICE TRY ON THE "TRUE CRIME" SHOW BASED ON, WHAT, 25% TRUE FACTS, BUT, CHANGING THE NAMES TO PROTECT THE GUILTY?

LOL.

CONSIDERING THE CHARACTERS OF THE GIRLS, AND THEIR REACTIONS TO STEP-DAD, THE WHOLE THING WAS TOTALLY, A COMEDY, NOT A TRAGEDY, OTHER THAN, DEAR OLD MOM, GETTING POISONED WITH TOO MANY MEDS!

IT WOULD ALMOST BE WORTH IT WATCHING IT FROM HEAVEN, TO SEE WHAT MY KIDS WOULD DO, OR SHOULD DO?

JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE!

MOM'S RECIPE FOR DISASTER!

LOL.

THE BOYS WON'T HURT A MOUSE OR A BIRD!

THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN IN COLLUSION, AGAINST THEIR PARENTS, SINCE BIRTH!

PIGLATIN FOR YEARS, SO NEITHER PARENT COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE TWO WERE UP TO!

LOL.

NOT A GREAT MOVIE BUT, VERY ENTERTAINING, KNOWING THE CHARACTERS, REAL, INVOLVED!

LOL.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

VERY MERRY, LOL. LOL. LOL!

HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY FAMILY!

LOL.