RELIGIOUS FACTOR. ENDLESS SHRIMP! THE STORY OF A FACE. SPEED IS THE KEY! RAMBO: LAST BLOOD. SPICED TO DELIGHT! TORK. IT IS DELICIOUS. KEN'S MARKET HOTSHEET SPECIALS. THE MAIN ATTRACTION. FORTUNE'S FOOL. THE PLOT TO KILL HITLER. THE CODE FELLOWS. RELAX THE BACK. SPAGHETTI MINUS THE GO-AND-GHETTI. GUITAR CENTER. HORSE-E. IT'S NOT ME. IT'S A PHOTOGRAPH. SWEET TREATS. MAMA'S BABY, IN THE HEART OF EVERY SCHOOL GIRL. BLACK VELVET IN THAT LITTLE BOY'S SMILE. DEFENSIVE DRIVING. MOVING BILLIONS OFFSHORE TO PROTECT WEALTH. $1 BILLION IN WIRE TRANSFERS FOR THE SACKLER FAMILY. MOM'S PLACE. WHO KILLED MARILYN MONROE PODCAST. YOUR CANDLE BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE YOUR LEGEND EVER DID. ROCKET MAN. I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO KNOW YOU, BUT I WAS JUST A KID. WEST CAMPUS. WESTERN UNION. DIGITAL IMAGING. TASTIER. LUCKY DOG ON THE AVENUES. PUMPKIN SPICE. I'M HERE TO MAKE THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE. SERVICE ENTRY. ENDLESS SHRIMP. 99 RED BALLOONS GO BY. TOO MANY STARS. HOW TO PAY. WHAT TO PAY. SIGMASIX. SHE SAID. HOT BOX SMOKE SHOP. IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER? MONICA LOPEZ. GRANDMA LIKES ME BEST. FEED ME! OKAY. MY BLOG IS KIND OF LIKE THE JERRY SEINFELD FORMAT. MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING OR EVERYDAY STUFF FUNNY. CRAZY GRANDMA STORY. SO, LAST WEEK, I TOOK $40.00 OUT OF THE BANK TO SET ASIDE TO SENT MY GRAND-DAUGHTER, HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT. NOW TO MOST OF YOU AND ME IN DAYS GONE BY, THAT IS NOT A LOT OF MONEY, EITHER TO LOSE OR TO SEND FOR A BIRTHDAY. TIMES CHANGE. SO, AFTER A BRUTAL DAY ON THE COMPUTERS, STARTING WITH, A TOTAL COMPUTER MELTDOWN, OR IS IT THE WANNA BE BLOGGERS, BEING BRUTALIZED MY MY BLOG, WHO WANTED TO KILL THE STORY OF THE DAY? SO THE COMPUTERS ARE DOWN, AT THE LAKE HILLS LIBRARY, ONE OF MY NEW DIGS! CUTE AND BRIGHT. LOVE THE SETTING AND THE COLORS AND IT IS ON THE BUS ROUTE AND CLOSE TO LA FITNESS. I LIKE TO DO THINGS JUDICIOUSLY AND NOT WASTE TIME AND EFFORT. YOU COULD CALL IT LAZY, OR WORKING SMARTER NOT HARDER! FINALLY, THE COMPUTER GETS GOING, AND, I WRITE PART ONE OF MY BLOG--BEFORE I HAVE FINISHED, THE INTERNET BLANKS OUT AGAIN, AND, MY TITLE IS IN CIRCLEVILLE HELL, OR SPIN CYCLE AND WILL NOT "POST" OR "PUBLISH!" HERE WE GO AGAIN, WHAT DON'T THESE FUCKERS WANT BROADCAST, OVER THE WORLDWIDE, "DAILY PLANET?" JONES & IBRAHIM, PLLC. ATTORNEYS AT LAW? CODE FELLOW. MARRIED ASIAN OR ACTRESS? SO, I HIT THE BUS, AND END UP AT THE BELLEVUE LIBRARY--SAME PROBLEM--INTERNET IS DOWN? WHAT THE FUCK. I GET ON MY LIBRARY ACCOUNT, AND, IT IS STILL IN LKL MODE OR APPEARING TO BE LOGGED INTO OR CONNECTED TO THE LAKE HILLS LIBRARY? PEOPLE LOVE BLOGS ABOUT MY LIFE AS MUCH AS THEY DO ABOUT PIG TALES, SO WHEN, THE BLOG INCLUDES BOTH, LIKE THE DETECTIVE AND THE DAD, BLACK DOGES MINI-FAN? PERFECT. LOL. PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW. THERE WAS THIS MOVIE OUT ABOUT, A FEW MONTHS AGO, CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME, BUT IT IS ABOUT THIS CHICK WHO IS GETTING HER MASTER'S DEGREE IN ENGLISH, AND SHE HAS BEEN WORKING ON A NOVEL FOR LIKE 10 YEARS. EVENTUALLY, SHE GOES TO ONE OR HER OLD PROFESSORS, WHO SAID, DID YOU EVER THINK, THAT PEOPLE MIGHT BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR LIFE, THAN THE NOVEL YOU ARE WRITING? THAT SEEMS TO BE THE CASE, SO I MIX IT UP . . . TRY TO WATCH SENSITIVE MATERIAL, DON'T WANT TO SCARE THE HELP, BUT, FUCK, IT IS HARD, LIKE I SAID, TO KNOW WHO IS FRIEND AND WHO IS FOE? I COVER MY ASS FIRST AND YOUR ASS SECOND. JUST THE WAY IT HAS TO BE. COPS HAVE THE BLUE BROTHERHOOD AND SISTERHOOD, PLUS NATIONWIDE SUPPORT BEHIND THEM. I HAVE MY BLOG! PERIOD AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE HAD TO PROTECT ME FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS OR THE 6 I HAVE BEEN WRITING, AS OF SEPTEMBER 21, DATING BACK TO 2013! I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY I GOT OFF ON THAT TANGENT, OH, YEAH, THE COMPUTERS APPEARING TO BE PROTECTING THE DETECTIVE TRACKING ME AND, HIS ALLEGED, FATHER, OR HIM IN DISGUISE! IN-HOUSE TUTORING FROM THE DRAMA COACH? PROBABLY. IT WAS THE SHUFFLE THAT KILLED YOU, DUDE! LOL. SO, AFTER A FEW MINUTES, THE COMPUTERS AT THE BELLEVUE LIBRARY ARE BACK UP. THAT SYMBOL IS VERY TELLING, "BEL." SCHOOL BUSES AND SHELLEY, BEING THE GUMDROP ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, BOOK SELLER. THAT FOR AN ATTORNEY? GOOD GOD? WHAT ARE THE CODE FELLOWS THINKING? OR WHAT ARE THEY THINKING WITH!? LOL. IT IS HIGHLY APPARENT, THE HEAD BELOW THE WASTE! LOL. THERE IS AN AD ON TV, FOR "FAST SIGNS" AND THE FIRST SHOT OF THE AD, IS SOME, CHICK, LOOKING LIKE SHELLEY, WITH BIG ASS BOUNCY BOOBS, FOLLOWED BY A TALL BLONDE AND RED HEAD, WHO ARE BOTH FLAT OR NOT GENETICALLY MODIFIED BY THE PLASTIC SURGEON! COMMUNICATING WITHOUT COMMUNICATING. WASN'T MOM'S PLACE, IN LAW ENFORCEMENT TO TRAIN? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH, BOOBS, OVER BRAINS? LOL. SEEMS TO BE THE TICKET! SO, I GO TO LOG INTO MY BLOG, WHICH IS GETTING HARDER BY THE SECOND. THEY HAVE TOTALLY, BLOCKED ME FROM MY BLOG, BUT FOR A FEW SNEAKY WAYS I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ON STILL! GO HAWKS. BEAT STEALERS! VERY SYMBOLIC GAME FOR ME! BEAT THEIR SORRY ASSES FOR ME, WILL YOU? MIGHT BE THE ONLY JUSTICE I EVER GET! SO, MORE THAN ONCE IN THE LAST WEEK, I HAVE BEEN FORCED, TO EITHER CHANGE A PASSWORD OR GO THROUGH THE "GOOGLE SECURITY" SHIT, BUT THIS TIME, I ACTUALLY, CLICKED IN AND SAW WHAT, ACTIVITY BROUGHT THE SECURITY THREAT. REMEMBER, LAST WEEK, WHEN, I SAID, SOMEONE LOGGED INTO MY GOOGLE BLOGGER ACCOUNT, IN KIRKLAND, WHEN, I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE FOR MONTHS! UNTIL THE DAY AFTER! THEN, I LOGGED IN AND OH, WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS NOT AT THE LAKE HILLS LIBRARY, I WAS, AT THE KIRKLAND LIBRARY, AFTER GOING TO BREAKFAST AT "GEORGE'S!" WHY WAS THE LKL ON, MY BLOGGER ACCOUNT OR LIBRARY ACCOUNT? THAT IS FOR THE SKY COPS TO FIGURE OUT! THAT IS IF THEY ARE ON, THE SIDE OF THE VICTIM OF IDENTITY THEFT, NOT SUPPORTING THE BIG BOUNCY BOOBS, OF THE THIRD TIER!? BUT, THERE WERE SEVERAL OTHER, LOCATIONS, NOTED, OF SOMEONE, LOGGING IN EITHER MY BLOGGER ACCOUNT, OR LIBRARY ACCOUNT--BOTH PISS THE SHIT OUT OF ME, AND ARE CRIMES! THERE WAS ONE IN "BURIEN" AND ANOTHER, IN CASCADE-FAIRWOOD, WA, SEPTEMBER 4 AT 9:22 AM. THE DATE AND TIME OF THE KIRKLAND BREACH OF SECURITY, BLOGGING IN, WAS ON THE 3RD, AT 12:00 PM. I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN EITHER BURIEN OR CASCADE-FAIRWOOD, WASHINGTON. THERE IS A BIT OF INTEL FOR YOU TO FOLLOW UP AND TRACK, THROUGH VIDEO SURVEILLANCE, WHO WAS IN THE LIBRARY AT THAT TIME. LITTLE WIFEY-POOH? THE LAW, IS THE LAW, IS THE LAW . . . I KNOW MY RIGHTS, DO YOU!? DO YOU AGREE WITH JUSTICE FOR ALL? THEN DO YOUR FUCKING JOB! I HAVE NO RIVALS! FUCK. SO, IF SOMEONE IS BUILDING A CASE AGAINST "THEM" MY DOUBLE TROUBLES, THERE IS SOMETHING TO FOLLOW UP ON! NOW I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE, CONNECTED TO THE BIRTHDAY MONEY, COPS, DELAYED BUS, AND, A SNUFFED, MONTHLY ORCA REGIONAL BUS PASS! OH, BUT FIRST, I ADD TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOG, ABOUT THE DETAILS OF THE BURGER KING, INCIDENT WITH, THE FATHER SON DUO, OR, BETTER KNOW AS THE "HONEY TRAP" OR "LIPTRIX!" THEY SEND THE LOVER TO COVER! OH, I SAW, JOANN KAY, NOT JOANN S. SECRIST! TOO SMART FOR YOUR BEST, RAMBO! AGAIN, THE BLOG FIRST, TOTALLY, DISAPPEARED, MAKING THE COMPUTER, TOTALLY REBOOT, WHILE I WATCHED MY WORK AND BLOG GO DOWN THE TUBES, DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE IF THE WHOLE THING WENT THROUGH . . . IF THERE IS NO BOTTOM PART OF THE LAST BLOG, THEN, THEY STOLE THAT TOO, WHEN THE COMPUTER WENT INTO SPIN CONTROL . . . THAT WAS SOMETIME, THURSDAY AFTERNOON! THE SAME DAY, ALL THIS OTHER COMPUTER SHIT STARTED, BUT IS NOT NEW, JUST ANOTHER, ATTEMPT TO STEAL THE BLOGS AND BILLIONS OR TO PROTECT, SOMEONE! AFTER ALL DAY BEING FUCKED UP, I THINK I BAGGED ON LA FITNESS, AND, DECIDED TO TAKE A LONG RELAXING RIDE TO REDMOND, WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW! ON COMPUTER, 208, ONE OF THE 2 HOUR COMPUTERS. WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS SHOWING YOU? WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO BE? MARYSVILLE? THIS IS HOW THEY DO IT, BABY! I REALLY GO THERE AND THEY, CLICK A MOUSE AND GET PEOPLE TO LIE AND COVER FOR THEIR STUPID ASSES! THEY ARE JUST HELPING ME, HELP YOU BUILD A CASE AGAINST THEM AND THEY ARE GIVING, ME MORE AND MORE EVIDENCE AGAINST, THEM, FOR YOU, DEAR PROSECUTOR! I PICK UP THE B-LINE, DOWNTOWN, IN BELLEVUE, AND MY OLD BUS PASS, WITH, THE NUMBERS, 30, AND ABOUT 4 "8'S" AND, A "5" AS I RECALL. i AM SOMEWHERE NEAR, MICROSOFT TERRITORY, AND A BLACK, TRANSIT COP, GETS ON THE BUS, AND STARTS CHECKING BUS PASSES, AND SCANNING THEM. FINE, THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED. I GO ALL THE WAY TO THE REDMOND, TRANSIT CENTER, WHICH IS LITTLE MORE THAN, TWO BUS SHELTERS, NEAR "CHAAT INDIAN RESTAURANT." I MERELY WALK ACROSS THE STREET AND GET ON THE B-LINE RAPID RIDE, BACK TO WALGRENS WHERE I AM TRANSFERRING TO BUS 226, ACROSS THE STREET NEAR A PARK, I THINK. BUT ON THE WAY BACK, SOMEWHERE, WE PICK UP, THE PREVIOUS, TRANSIT COP, AND, A NEW, BLACK DUDE TRANSIT COP, WHO IS, STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME ON THE BUS, NEAR THE SECOND EXIT, AND THERE IS A SECURITY CAMERA, RIGHT OVER MY HEAD, SO EASY TO VIEW AND SEE, THAT HE SCANNED MY CARD, TWICE! SO, HE FIRST, ASKS TO SEE MY REGIONAL BUS PASS. OK. THEN, HE IS TALKING TO SOME DUDE, WHILE THE CHICK, IS GIVING SOMEONE TICKETS, FOR NOT HAVING THEIR BUS PASSES. I HAVE HEARD, HORROR STORIES, ABOUT PEOPLE DITCHING AND DODGING THE IRS, AND CHILD SUPPORT, BUT, BEING CAUGHT, ON THE METRO OR THE SOUNDER, OR THE RAPID RIDE WITHOUT THEIR PASSES, OR CLICKING IN THEIR MACHINES! THE TICKETS ARE $150.00! SO THE DUDE, GETS DONE BULLSHITTING AND, ASKS TO SEE MY REGIONAL BUS PASS, AGAIN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, 5 MINUTES. I REMIND HIM THAT, HE ALREADY CHECKED MY CARD! NO I DID NOT. YES, YOU DID! EXASPERATED, AND THINKING, I WONDER IF SOMETHING IS UP, LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, I GIVE HIM MY CARD. OF COURSE, I PASS, BUT DID HE ZAP MY CARD, THAT SECOND TIME, TO ENTRAP ME, BY SNUFFING, OUT WHAT WAS LEFT, AFTER THE FIRST BITCH, ZAPPED ME, THEN, HE DID, AND THEN, AGAIN?????? I SWEAR, I AM GOING TO RUIN, THE ENTIRE, EXECUTIVE BRANCH SEX LIFE! LESBIANS, INCLUDED! LOL. THINK I CAN'T? YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK THE DATE, I WROTE ABOUT, THE PERCENTAGES OF AMERICANS, WHO SUPPORT BACKGROUND CHECKS AND "RED FLAG" LAWS! THE DAY AFTER, 145 COMPANIES, LED BY WALMART, WROTE A LETTER TO CONGRESS, ABOUT, THEM, PASSING SOME LEGISLATION, TO HANDLE ALL THE SCHOOL AND OTHER SHOOTINGS IN THIS COUNTRY, TODAY, NASCAR, SHOCKED THE NRA AND GUN MANUFACTURERS, BY REFUSING TO ALLOW, SEVERAL FIREARM ADS, DURING THE NASCAR RACES! THAT IS RESPONSIBLE, ACTIONS, ON THE PARTS OF CORPORATE AMERICA, AND ENTERTAINMENT! WHERE IS CONGRESS! OH, I GUESS, KAY OR SHELLEY WROTE THESE, OR RACHEL, RIGHT! FUCK WRONG, I WROTE THEM AND HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 6 FUCKING YEARS, THEY WERE SO BUSY, STEALING THE MONEY AND WIRE TRANSFERRING IT OFFSHORE, THAT THEY FAILED TO SEE THE POWER I WAS AMASSING WORLDWIDE! FUCK YOU! PUT IT BACK, IT IS MINE! SO, I GET OFF, AT WALGREENS, AT EXACTLY, 7:59 PM, WHEN BUS 226, IS JUST ROUNDING THE CORNER, TO GO UP TO ST. PETER'S CHURCH, WHERE THE EMERGENCY SHELTER IS! SCREAM. AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT, THERE IS AN HOUR BETWEEN EACH OF THE BUSES! I CROSSED THE STREET, AND, STARTED TO DO MY "BUS STOP EXERCISES" THAT KEEP ME FROM GOING BAT SHIT CRAZY! I DID THE HALF HOURS WORTH, BUT, I STILL HAD, ANOTHER, HALF HOUR OR SO. NOW THERE WAS SOME DUDE, THERE WAITING FOR THE BUS TOO, OR HE CAME OUT OF NOW WHERE. HE WAS WEARING A HAT, AND LOOKING INTENTLY AT HIS CELL PHONE. I WAS DOWN THE STREET, 50 YARDS, TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM, JUST IN CASE. BUS, 24* WENT BY, AND THE GUY DIDN'T GET ON THE BUS? WHAT IS HE UP TOO? HE KEPT LOOKING AT HIS PHONE, AND SLOWLY STARTED TO MOVE TOWARDS ME. I WAS DOING SOME, LEG LIFTS, BUT KEEPING MY EYE ON THIS CREEPER, WHO IS INCHING, CLOSER AND CLOSER TO ME? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT BUS IS HE WAITING FOR? THAT ONE JUST LEFT AND THIS ONE IS ABOUT, A HALF HOUR AWAY FROM COMING, SO? HE SEES ME AND BACKS OFF, THEN, WHEN, HE THINKS I HAVE GONE BACK TO MY EXERCISES, HE STARTS TO CREEP BACK, CLOSE TO ME AGAIN! I TURN, AND KEEP MY EYE ON HIM . . . THAT PARK IS TOTALLY, EMPTY, BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO RAIN, AND, THERE IS NOBODY, LEFT ON THE STREETS! FINALLY, WHEN, HE CAN SEE, HE IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO PULL WHATEVER HE HAS PLANNED OFF, BECAUSE, I HAVE MY EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD ON HIS STUPID, MUG AND PHONE, WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK, HE SLOWLY, WALKS DOWN THE STREET AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE NIGHT? WTF? SO, LIGHTNING IS STARTING TO CRACK IN THE SKY, AS THE DARKNESS STARTS TO FEEL PERVASIVE AND I CAN SMELL AND FEEL THE STORM, MOVE IN, BUT, I LIVE STORMS, AND GIVE UP ON THE EXERCISES, HAVING DONE ALL II CAN THINK OF TO DO. I START DANCING TO MY CHEAP RADIO! ALL THE SUDDEN, A BLACK AND WHITE, SUV, IS COMING DOWN THE STREET, ON THE OTHER SIDE!? THE RAIN IS JUST STARTING TO FALL. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THIS FUCKER IS GOING TO DO THE TYPICAL COP, BULL SHIT AND RE-ROUTE THE BUS, MISSING ME, JUST AS THE STORM IS COMING? ALL THE SUDDEN THERE IS A DOWN POUR OF RAIN! THE BUS SHOULD BE HERE, OR SHOULD BE COMING? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT! THAT BASTARD, DID, DELAY OR RE-ROUTE THE BUS! SCREAM. DO I RUN FOR COVER UNDER THE TREES UP THE STREET AND RISK MISSING THE BUS, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO LIGHTS? OR STAY AND GET TOTALLY DRENCHED? THIS IS ELDER ABUSE! REPORT THAT MOTHERFUCKER! I DECIDE TO LOOK AT THE TIME, AND IF THERE IS STILL A FEW MINUTES, RUN FOR COVER, UNDER THE PROTECTION O F THE LEAVES, THAT BLOCK SOME OF THE RAIN. FUCK. I ALWAYS, KEEP MY BATTERY OUT OF MY CELL PHONE, AND I CAN'T FIND IT. THAT FUCKING, BOOK, "EXTREME DANGER" IS BLOCKING ME FROM, BEING ABLE TO GET MY HAND IN THE POCKET TO CHECK THE BATTERY, OR SEARCH FOR IT. EARLIER I HAD PUT IT IN THE WRONG, POUCH, BUT IT WAS NOT THERE! FUCK? WHAT TIME IS IT? FINALLY, FRUSTRATED, I DECIDE, I AM JUST GOING TO THROW THE FUCKING BOOK AWAY, PAPERBACK AND I HAVEN'T PICKED IT UP IN A WEEK! I TOSS IT IN THE TRASH, NEARBY! GOOD, BUT I STILL CAN'T FIND MY BATTERY????? GOOD SIGN, SOME, DUDE, WITH GROCERY BAGS, IS WALKING TO THE BUS STOP, SO THERE MUST BE A BUS COMING SOON! ANOTHER CHICK TOO! GREAT, I HAVEN'T BEEN RE-ROUTED AND LEFT HERE ALL ALONE! I WAS ALL WET, AND, IT WAS RAINING A BIT, BUT, AT LEAST, I WOULD NOT OR IT APPEARED I WOULD NOT MISS THE BUS! LUCKY FOR PEOPLE PREPARED FOR THIS WEATHER! HE GAVE ME SOME, MOON BLANKET, MADE OF MYLAR, THAT TIN FOIL STUFF! AH, PROTECTION FROM THE COLD AND IT WORKS TOO, TRAPS THE HEAT IN! JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE RAIN ENDS AND THE BUS COMES, 20 MINUTES LATE? EVEN IN 5:00 TRAFFIC, THE BUS IS NOT THIS LATE! I BET, THE COP TOLD THE DRIVER TO HOLD OFF, AND WAIT TO SEE IF THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES ME, WHO WERE TAKING THE BUS, THAT COLD, WET BLUSTERY NIGHT! THANK GOD THERE WERE, OR I AM GUESSING THE BUS WOULD NOT HAVE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTEMPTED MURDER? PROBABLY. WHO WAS THE DUDE? THIS NEXT SEGMENT, WILL PROVE THAT, IT WAS "ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE" BUT WHAT IS NEW? SO WE GET HOME OR BACK TO THE CHURCH, I HAVE CHILLED TO THE BONE! PLUS, I HAD, A LARGE, GLASS OF DIET COKE, SHORTLY BEFORE BED TIME SO, I AM GOING TO BE UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT! FREEZING AND DEAD TIRED! I AM LAYING ON THE FLOOR ON A MAT, AND THINKING ABOUT WHAT I NEED TO DO THE NEXT DAY? FUCK!!!!!!! I THREW AWAY $40.00 AND, MY GRAND-DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY MONEY! SHIT! NOW, I AM, TOTALLY, RESPONSIBLE, AND TAKE MY CHORES AS SERIOUS AT THE CHURCH AS I TOOK MY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CASES! HOW AM I GOING TO GET UP, STAY UNTIL, 7:30 AM, AND GET DOWN THE HILL TO THE GARBAGE CAN, BEFORE THE PARKS & RECREATION, GET TO DUMP THE TRASH? FUCK. IT IS 4:00 AM, HAVEN'T SLEPT MUCH, BUT, MY CHORE AND WHAT TO DO, ARE WEIGHING ON MY MIND. THANK GOD, I ASKED STAFF, IF I COULD, WIPE OFF THE TABLES, EARLY, SO I COULD GO RETRIEVE, THE BOOK AND THE MONEY! SHE WAS TOTALLY COOL, SAID, DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CHORE, THE MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT, GO WHEN, YOU NEED TO, GO . . . YEAH, 5:22 AM, OFF AND RUNNING. YEAH, THE BOOK IS ALL DRY, SURVIVED BETTER THAN ME, AND THE MONEY IS STILL IN THE BOOK. I PUT IT THERE SO THAT IT WOULD NOT GET FUCKED UP AND WRINKLED, BEFORE I GOT TO SENT IT! OH, WHERE MY MONEY, GETS TO GO! LOL. RELIEF, OR AT LEAST FOR A MINUTE OR TWO. NOW, WENT I GOT ON THE BUS, MY BUS PASS, WAS MALFUNCTIONING! IT TOOK ME THREE HITS OR TAPS, TO GET IT TO BARELY, CLICK. NORMALLY, BEFORE THE THREE SNUFFS OF THE TRANSIT COPS, 1/3, 1/3, 1/3, WITH JUST ENOUGH JUICE ON MY CARD, TO GET ME A HIT IN THE MORNING . . . PROBABLY NOT THE PLAN! I TOOK BUS, 226, TO GET THE MONEY, AND, TOOK, BUS, 245, TO MCDONALD'S, I NEEDED TO REWARD MYSELF, AND, CHILL OUT, TOO EARLY FOR A WORK OUT, AND THE LIBRARY IS NOT OPEN, AND, I NEED A COKE ON ROCKS! LOL. WHEN, I PICK UP, THE BUS, MY FUCKING CARD IS NOT HARDLY WORKING AT ALL. NOW THIS IS EMBARRASSING TO SAY THE LEAST! IT WORKED FINE, UNTIL THOSE FUCKING DAMN TRANSIT COPS, FUCKED IT UP! I TOLD THE BUS DRIVER AND HE IS FOREIGN AND LOOKS AT ME, LIKE, YEAH, RIGHT . . . .REALLY! I PROMISE. NOW, ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES PEOPLE THE MOST ANGRY, IS HAVING AN IMAGE OF WHO THEY ARE, AND SOMEONE ACCUSING THEM OFF THE OPPOSITE VIRTUES, LIKE, DOUBTING ME ON HAVING A REGIONAL BUS PASS. I AM PISSED! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WHEN I GET TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, IS WHAT THE FUCK, HAPPENED TO MY REGIONAL ORCA, OR KILLER WHALE, BUS PASS? FIRST, I GOT A RECORDED MESSAGE, THAT THERE WOULD BE A 27 MINUTE WAIT! WHATEVER, THIS IS WORSE THAN CALLING SOCIAL SECURITY, FEDERAL, LINE! THE RECORDER, CHICK, ALEXI, KEPT TELLING ME, MY CALL WOULD BE ANSWERED IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT CAME, BUT I COULD HANG UP, AND THE CALL WOULD BE IN THE QUE, AND WHEN THERE WAS AN AVAILABLE, REPRESENTATIVE, THEY WOULD CALL ME. NO, I DON'T TRUST THEM! I WILL HOLD. NOW, PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME, WILL NOT BE SURPRISED, THAT I CAN SEE THESE MASSIVE, LUXURY CONDOS, OFFICES, MOTELS, HOTELS, AND CONSTRUCTION ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND BEING BUILT, BY "ME" OR UNDER "MY" SIGNATURE, AND MONEY, AND I AM NOT GOING CRAZY WITH, THE REVERSE OF GREED! FRANKLY, I AM GLAD TO SEE PEOPLE WORKING, AND, NEW LIFE IN THE CITY, EVEN IF IT IS MONEY, LAUNDERED. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AGREE WITH THE WAY, THEY GOT MY MONEY AND ARE USING MY GOOD NAME AND BRAND, TO BROKER ALL THESE DEALS! BUT, IF YOU START TO FUCK WITH, MY SOCIAL SECURITY AND MY BUS PASS, ORCA, PASS, I WILL FUCK YOU BACK, BIG TIME, THAT IS HITTING ME WHERE IT REALLY HURTS! I AM A SIMPLE PERSON WITH SIMPLE WANTS AND NEEDS, BUT THIS, IS RAW AND PERSONAL! THIS IS SURVIVAL, WE ARE TALKING AND GOES TO LIFE, LIBERTY AND PROPERTY! BILLIONS? I HAVE GOT IN MY HANDS, NOR GOT A TASTE FOR MONEY, FAME, OR ALL THAT GOES WITH WEALTH, SO . . . IT IS ALMOST UNREAL, EVEN THOUGH, I KNOW IT IS REALLY MINE! SO, FINALLY, THIS CHICK, REPRESENTATIVE, GETS ON THE LINE. I TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED, AND SHE TELLS ME, THAT, MY CARD, AND ACCOUNT, ARE A MESS, WITH, LIKE FOUR OTHER NUMBERS ON THE ACCOUNT!!!!! LIKE THAT IS ANY SURPRISE, WOULD TO GOD, CHECKING SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE WERE THAT SIMPLE! RIDERS, LEACHES, AND LOSERS, ALL OVER MY LIFE! I GOT EXCITED WHEN, SHE TOLD ME THIS AND HOPEFULLY, WHEN, I NEED THE FEDS, TO LISTEN TO MY PHONE CALLS THEY WERE LISTENING! BECAUSE, HERE IS A CASE IN A NUTSHELL! THEN SHE ASKS ME FOR MY NUMBER A THIRD TIME? DID SOMEONE, POST A NOTE ON THE COMPUTER, LIKE THEY DO AT SOCIAL SECURITY? THEN, SHE SAID, WELL, IT SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE NOT HAD AN ACTIVE CARD, OR PASS, SINCE, THE 28TH OF SOME MONTH, I THINK, I JUST ASSUMED, AUGUST. I SAID, I PURCHASED A $36.00 REGIONAL BUS PASS, THE SECOND I GOT OFF THE BUS AND TO THE SOUNDER LIGHT RAIL, MINUTES, LATER, PAID WITH CASH! AUTO HACK ACTIVATED, OF COURSE! EACH TIME I HAVE TO CLICK FOR MORE TIME, ON THE COMPUTER, THE CURSOR GOES RIGHT BACK TO THE START OF MY TITLE, WHEN, THE HACKERS ARE ON, WITHOUT THEM ON, IT GOES RIGHT BACK TO WHERE I WAS, AT THE TIME, LIKE HERE! I HAD TO BUT THE CURSOR ON BLUE OR WHATEVER AND RUN THROUGH THE BLOG TITLE TO FIND THE END! SO, I TOLD THE CHICK, I HAVE BEEN USING THIS PASS, FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER AND IT IS GOOD UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH! WE ARE AT WHAT THE 12TH? OR 13TH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHELLEY, ON THE 13TH, YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, IS EXPOSED, ON YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY? GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT FIND A REAL, INTERESTING, SPOTTED, TIMELINE OF ACTIVITY ON MY CARD, NEW NUMBER, STARTS WITH A 5! IS THIS ANOTHER, ATTEMPT AT "MIX, MATCH AND ATTACH? THIS IS THE SECOND CARD, I HAVE HAD TO REPLACE! THERE ARE AT LEAST, 4 OTHERS, USING MY CARD ACCOUNT! EXPECTED. BUT CAN LAW ENFORCEMENT BE SMART ENOUGH, OR FAST ENOUGH, TO GRAB THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE CROOKS ERASE IT?

I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TELLING SHELLEY ABOUT, THE LEGAL CONCEPT OF "FIRST IN TIME" OR "90% OF THE LAW IS POSSESSION!"  WHAT THESE FUCKS ARE TRYING TO DO, IS TAKE OVER, THE "FIRST IN TIME" ACCOUNT AND FORCE ME TO AN NEW ACCOUNT OR LATER, ACCOUNT NUMBER!

KILLER MOTIVES!

BLOGS WORTH A BILLION A PIECE?

IT IS NOT JUST THE PENNY PER HIT, BUT THE SHOE AND CLOTHING ADS, THE ADSENSE, A ND WHATEVER ELSE THEY HAVE ADDED TO ALL THE ACCOUNT, THAT ARE UNDER THE "PENUMBRA" OF MY NAME AND BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, WITH, GOD ONLY KNOWS, HOW MANY VERSIONS AND "EVERY ONE'S CRAFT!

SO MANY GREAT BLOGGERS?

NO, THERE IS ONLY ONE!

ME.

LAST NIGHT, I WOKE WIDE AWAKE, AT 3:30 AM, WITH, THE "3% RELIGIOUS PSYCHO FACTOR" ON MY MIND!

MORMONS ARE THE "COP CHURCH" AND, THESE, LOSER FUCKS, SEE THEMSELVES AS THE "KINGDOM BUILDERS" . . . I MY MIND, "THE KINGDUMB LOSERS!"  I HAVE THE "MIDAS TOUCH" THEY DON'T.  I CAN JUST SEE THEM, HUMBLY, SPEAKING TO CHURCH GROUPS, ABOUT, HOW BLESSED THEY ARE???  LOL.  NO, THE WOMAN WHO GOT THE ABORTION, IS THE "BLESSED ONE!'

RELIGIOUS CONVICTION CAN, COVER, FOR A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT, SOMEONE WANTS TO JUSTIFY, AND, RATIONALIZE, IS OKAY TO DO . . . WE ARE GIVING PEOPLE JOBS, OR MAKING MONEY FOR MORMONS, WHO ARE GOING TO CONVERT THE WORLD TO MORMONISM, WHILE THEY THEMSELVES ARE AND NEVER HAVE BEEN ACTIVE IN THE CHURCH, UNLESS IN NEED!

WELL, SHE GOT AN ABORTION!

GUESS WHAT, ABORTION IS LEGAL!

WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT!

YOU COMMIT WHAT 10 FEDERAL FELONIES, EACH, TIME YOU FUCK MY BLOG, AND STEALING, TAKING MY PROPERTY, FROM PERSONAL, TO REAL, TO INTELLECTUAL, EVEN BUS PASSES TO COVER YOUR IDENTITY, AND STEAL MINE?  I TOOK, BUS, 249, AT 2:01 PM, PICKED UP THE 255 TO SEATTLE, RIGHT AFTER THAT, AND THAT BUS TOOK ME, TO 5TH AND JACKSON, 3 BLOCKS FROM, THE ORCA BUS OFFICES, WHERE, I AM SURE, THAT YOU CAN, PICK ME UP ON SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS!

THEY USED THE SAME PIC FROM MY OLD CARD, SO AS NOT TO TAKE THE THINNER FACE, ALL THE GALS, KAY, SHELLEY AND RACHEL, HAVE FATTER FACES THAN I DO!

THERE WERE THREE INCIDENTS, YESTERDAY, THAT I AM SURE, WEIGHED ON MY MIND, YESTERDAY, THE FUCKED UP BUS PASS, SEEING, WOMEN PROTESTING THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD OFFICE IN BELLEVUE, LIKE 4 OF THEM, AND SOMETHING, MY FRIEND, KAREN SAID AT BREAKFAST THE OTHER DAY . . . I WILL GO IN REVERSE ORDER, KAREN IS A RABID REPUBLICAN, AND WE ARE EATING BREAKFAST, AND, SHE SAID, CAN YOU IMAGINE, US TWO EATING TOGETHER AND BEING FRIENDS.  I DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, BUT WENT ALONG WITH HER, UNTIL I REALIZED, SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT US?  WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS, SINCE THE GET-GO!  WE HAVE OUR POLITICAL DIFFERENCES, BUT, SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF AN ATTORNEY, WAS A BLOGGER, FIGHTS COPS, AND WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON, THAN OUR POLITICS, AND I AM NOT REALLY, ANYTHING, BUT OF LATE AND BECAUSE OF MY VERY REPUBLICAN FAMILY, RELATE TO THE LEFT OF THE DEMS, MORE!  IT IS REPUBLICANS WHO DID ALL THIS SHIT TO ME AND CONTINUE TO PULL SHIT!  OH.

NOT ONLY DID WE SHARE BREAKFAST, BUT WE, SPLIT IT RIGHT IN TWO . . . SHE HAD SHIT I WANTED TO EAT AND I HAD STUFF SHE WANTED, LIKE STRAWBERRY CREPES!  WE SPLIT THE TICKET RIGHT IN HALF.

WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE IF WE COULD DO THAT POLITICALLY?

I ASKED HER ON HER VIEWS OF ABORTION OR SHE BROUGHT IT UP, AND, AS I THOUGHT, ABOUT IT, IT WAS SCRIPTURE, I READ THE MORNING, I GOT UP AND GOT ONE . . . ALL THINGS ARE PURE TO GOD, IT IS YOU WHO ASSIGNS THE PURITY OR IMPURITY TO THEM.  HAD I DROPPED THE BIBLE OPEN TO SAY, THE 10 COMMANDMENTS, THOU SHALT NOT KILL, I MIGHT HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT, CONCLUSION TO MY PREGNANCY, THAT I FELT WAS A PLOY TO TRAP ME, JUST LIKE WOMAN, CAN TRAP A MAN!  STOP THIS TOP IN HER CON LAW, BECAUSE WE SEE SHE IS GOING TO BE HARD TO HANDLE!

I SAID, LOOK, YOU NEVER HAVE TO HAVE AN ABORTION, NOR DO ANY REPUBLICANS, WHICH IS TOTALLY A FALLACY, IF NOT A BOLD FACED, HYPOCRITICAL LIE, THEY HAVE THEM, PROBABLY, AT ABOUT THE SAME RATE AS, DEMOCRATS DO!  REPUBLICAN MEN ARE ALWAYS, IN THE HOT SEAT FOR SEX SHIT! ABORTIONS! SCANDALS!

WE ARE WIRED FOR SEX, WHY DON'T WE KEEP LAWS THAT GIVE PEOPLE, THE FREEDOM THEY WANT, AND LET THE OTHERS, KEEP THEIR BABIES?  NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION, BUT, YOU MIGHT GET CAUGHT, WITH LIFE COMING AT YOU FAST, IN THE FUTURE AND WANT THAT PROTECTION AND FREEDOM!

AN ABORTION IS NOT MY PREFERENCE FOR BIRTH CONTROL!  THE MAN WHO TRAPPED ME, NOT ONLY TOLD ME TO GET OFF BIRTH CONTROL, BUT, SAID HE WAS IN THIS REPENTANCE, THING, THAT HE WAS NOT EVEN HAVING A COKE!  THEN, THE LAST NIGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE HIM, HAVING WARNED HIM, FOR YEARS THAT I WOULD ABORT IF HE EVER GOT ME PREGNANT, HE BEGGED FOR SEX, JUST ONE LAST TIME?

I LOOK AT THIS AS NO DIFFERENT THAN, MY 4TH, 5TH, 6TH, 9TH, AND 14TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

IT IS A FORGIVABLE SIN IN THE MORMON CHURCH, SO WHY DID MY FATHER, MUTILATE MY BODY, WHICH IS A CRIME?

WHY DOES MY VERY MORMON REPUBLICAN FAMILY, BREAK ALL 10 COMMANDMENTS AND WAVE THEM, AS IF, THEY ARE OF NO MERIT AT ALL?

I HAVEN'T BROKEN ANY LAWS, AND THEY HAVE BROKEN, THOUSANDS, AND ALL SCRIPTURE AND COMMANDMENT!

I HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR 20 YEARS, FOR EXERCISING MY RIGHTS, AND THEY HAVE NOT BEEN PUNISHED, FOR BREAKING EVERY LAW IN THE BOOKS?

WHY?

WE ARE GOVERNMENT BY THE "RULE OF LAW" . . . SINCE WHEN DID IN IT NOT APPLY TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT, AND THE MORMONS?

BECAUSE IT IS THE CHURCH OF THE COPS! THEIR SANCTUARY CHURCH!

WE CAN'T HAVE EVERY MAN A LAW UNTIL THEMSELVES!

POLYCLINIC!

A SHOCKING CASE, I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO COVER FOR WEEKS: (1) A VERY RELIGIOUS GAL, WITH A GOOD HEART, WORKING AT, I BELIEVE, KENT STATE UNIVERSITY AND TIED INTO WORKING WITH STUDENTS, WHO ARE RE-ENTERING THE WORKFORCE, THROUGH, JAIL OR PRISON PROGRAMS, HAD JUST BROKEN UP WITH, HER MAN OR HUSBAND WHEN, SHE MET, SOME DUDE OUT OF THE JAIL!

SHE DID NOT JUDGE HIM AND DID ALL IN HER POWER TO HELP HIM, GET RE-ESTABLISHED IN LIFE.  THE TWO FELL IN LOVE, AND THEY BOTH HAD A PASSION FOR MUSIC, AND, GOSPEL RAP MUSIC, IN PARTICULAR.  I THINK THEY EVENTUALLY, GOT MARRIED, OR AT LEAST MOVED IN TOGETHER, AND CONTINUED TO WORK ON A CD, AND GO TO CHURCH, VERY ACTIVE IN THEIR CHURCH, BOTH OF THEM!

THEN, ONE DAY, A FRIEND OF THE CHICK'S, HADN'T SEEN HER, AND SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK?

THEY FOUND HER IN THE BASEMENT OF THE COUPLE'S HOME, WITH HER HEAD IN A BUCKET, NEXT TO HER, BEHEADED BODY?

WHO COULD DO THIS TO THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN, SO CARING AND SYMPATHETIC TO ALL?

THERE WERE THOUGHTS OF HER LIVE IN BOYFRIEND, BUT HE HAD A ROCK SOLID ALIBI.  HER EX? ANOTHER DUDE SHE LIKED BEFORE, SHE MET THIS LAST MAN?

AFTER RUNNING THE GAUNTLET OF EXHAUSTING, ALL LEADS, THE TRAIL, CAME BACK TO THE HUSBAND OR LIVE IN LOVER!  NOW, NOBODY AT THE CHURCH, WOULD EVER HAVE THOUGHT, NOBODY, CONSIDERED, HIM, AT WORK, OR AMONG FRIENDS, BUT, SOME DUDE IN JAIL, WITH, I THINK THE FORMER, LOVER, SAID, DUDE WAS INTO DRUGS, AND OWED PEOPLE!

AFTER LOOKING INTO THE MAN'S FINANCES, THEY LEARNED THAT HE HAD GONE THROUGH ALL HER SAVINGS, AND, HAD SPEND, FAR MORE THAN, SHE KNEW, AND SHE WAS STARTING TO QUESTION WHAT WAS GOING ON, AS THEY PUT MONEY, INTO THE MUSIC CD? 

ONCE THE COPS, FIGURED OUT THAT, THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN, FINANCIAL MOTIVES FOR THE BE-HEADING, AND MURDER, THEY CALLED THE MAN, BACK IN, WHO ONCE QUESTIONED, ALL THE SUDDEN, STARTED USING THE BIBLE AS AN EXCUSE!  SHE WAS THE DEVIL!  THE SCRIPTURES SAID, THAT THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE DEVIL WAS TO CUT ITS HEAD OFF!

SO I CUT OFF HER HEAD, BECAUSE, SHE  WAS THE DEVIL!

NOW PEOPLE THINK, THAT, BECAUSE I HAVE HAD AN ABORTION, LEGAL, IN ALL WAYS, A ZYGOTE, THE SIZE OF A BEAN, ONE MONTH ALONG, THAT, SHELLEY WHO WAS PREGNANT AND RACHEL, AT THE SAME TIME, WHO, HAVE LIKELY, ASSASSINATED MEN, NOT TO MENTION, ALL THE I.D, THEFT AND BILLIONS, NOW OFFSHORE, DESERVE MY BLESSINGS?

SHE IS THE DEVIL?

FATHER HAVING ME FEMALE CIRCUMCISED?

JUSTIFYING, ALL THIS?

WTF?

READ, ROMANS 14:14 . . . MY EYES FELL RIGHT ON THAT SCRIPTURE THAT MORNING!  PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME, KNOW I HAVE READ AND FOLLOWED THE SCRIPTURES ALL MY LIFE!

I READ THE SCRIPTURE IN CONTEXT . . . THIS APPLIES TO EVERYTHING, IN LIFE, WAS REFERRING TO EATING PORK, BUT, IT GOES TO ALL THINGS--IF YOU CAN DO IT, WITHOUT FEELING IT IS WRONG, GO AHEAD, OR IF YOU THINK YOU WILL CAUSE SOMEONE TO FALL, DON'T DO IT, OR, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT IN FAITH, THAT YOU WILL NOT BE PUNISHED OR FALL BECAUSE OF IT, GO AHEAD!

AMAZING GRACE!

SOPHISTICATED THINKING!