STINGER. BRIDGE & IRON. RED KEYS. THE RED HOT EMPRESS. THE DEVIL'S FEAST. SUMMER SIPS YOU CRAVE. MAKES GOOD MORNINGS BETTER. HANDS DOWN DELICIOUS. MALE PROTOTYPES: (1) WARM FUZZIES; (2) COLD PRICKLIES; (3) WARM PRICKLIES; AND (4) COLD FUZZIES. STOLE THESE TERMS FROM MY AUNT ALTHEA, OR ALI, WHO JUST DIED. THOUGHT THEY WERE MOST APPROPRIATE, AFTER THE LAST WEEK, GOING FROM MISSOULA TO IDAHO FALLS TO YELLOWSTONE BACK TO IDAHO FALLS TO POCATELLO AND BACK TO MISSOULA! PINK STINK LINE IS UP! HACKERS ARE AWAKE! HELLO. I WON! I THINK THE STAFF AT THE POVERELLO TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I NEVER LEFT LAST WEEK--MY BED WAS NEVER CLEARED OF LINEN AND BEDDING, AND MY CHORE TO PICK UP CIGARETTE BUTTS, WAS NO REPLACED? WHY? WHO'S PAYING THEM? SHELLEY! THE DEVIL'S BITCH! NOW, I THINK IT IS EASY TO SEE, THE GENERAL CATEGORIES OF MEN. IN ONE DAY, I WENT FROM WARM FUZZY I DIDN'T KNOW, TO COLD PRICKLY IT DID! BUT FOR ONE LUCID MOMENT, I ALMOST ROLLED CLOSER TO MR. WARM FUZZY, PUT MY ARM ACROSS HIS STOMACH, NUZZLED MY NOSE INTO HIS NECK, POSSIBLY EVEN KISSED HIM! LOL. RIDE A WILD PONY! THE FLIP SIDE OF THIS, STORY, MIGHT BE EVEN MORE FUN THAN WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU SO FAR . . . MR. WARM FUZZY, MIGHT, ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN A COP, CALLED FROM GOD KNOWS WERE, TO BRING DOWN THE RED HOT EMPRESS! IN RETROSPECT, THAT WHOLE THING MIGHT HAVE BEEN STAGED, AND BACKFIRED! LOL. LIKE I SAID, GENERALLY, ALMOST EVERY PASSENGER, HAS THEIR OWN SEAT, UNLESS THEY DON'T WANT TO, SO? WHY SO FULL? AND FULL OF PRETTY HOT YOUNG, 25 TO 35 YEAR OLD MEN--NOT YOUR NORAMAL BUS CLIENTEL. NOW, THE PLAN, WAS, THAT COWBOY, OR U.S. MARSHAL, TRACKER, DUDE, PICK ME UP FROM THE BUS TERMINAL IN MISSOULA. HOWEVER, THE COP SITTING NEXT TO ME, DIDN'T PLAN ON ME FALLING INTO HIM! LOL. HE WAS FROZEN STIFF! LOL. THE INDENTIFIER, MR. SKATER DUDE, PROBABLY POINTED ME OUT, AFTER, I FELL ASLEEP ON IMPACT, AFTER, THREE SOLID NIGHTS OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION, WORRIED, THAT SOMEONE WAS GOING TO STEAL MY I.D., WHAT, MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GOAL, THE FIRST NIGHT IN YELLOWSTONE WHEN I WENT TO SHOWER, MONDAY MORNING. NO SHOWER EITHER. MR. SWAMP COOLER BREAKING AND ENTERING IN MY WINDOW, MIGHT HAVE BEEN GIVING EASY ACCESS, TO ME DURING THE NIGHT, HIT, ASSASSINATION, KIDNAPPING, WHATEVER. SO WHY DIDN'T HE WAIT TO INSTALL, THE DEVICE UNTIL I WAS OUT OF THE ROOM? STRANGE, INDEED. PINK STINK PUSSY GALS ON MY BLOG, WITH PINK TEXT BOX! 2:04 PM. I SWEAR, I WAS ASLEEP, SECONDS AFTER MR. WARM FUZZY, TOOK HIS PLACE, BEING LAST ON THE BUS? DIDN'T STRIKE ME AS THAT TYPE OF GUY. ONCE I CAME TO MY SENSES, AND RESISTED, MR. SNUGGLE BEAR, LOOKING AT THE RED EYES, GLARING AT ME THROUGH THE SECURITY CAMERA, CLOSEST TO ME . . . NEVER SEEN THAT TYPE OF CAMERA, LOOKED MORE LIKE THE MOVIE "THE FLY" WITH ALL THESE RED DOTS I COULD SEE IN THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA. NORMALLY, YOU SEE, JUST A DARK COVER OVER THE CAMERA, BUT CAN'T SEE RIGHT INTO THE LIGHINT AND INTERNAL GUTS OF THE DEVICE! HIGHER TECH THAN, NORMAL? THE BIG TAKE DOWN! WORTH BILLIONS IF NOT TRILLIONS TO GET RID OF ME! EVIL EMPIRE TAKES OVER THE WORLD! WHY DID I FEEL SO DAMNED COMFORTABLE WITH MY BUDDY SLEEPING NEXT TO ME? I HAVE BEEN ON SLEEP DEPRIVATION FOR YEARS, AND YEARS . . . WHY CRASH INTO HIM? I FELT MORE COMFORTABLE WITH HIM, THAN MY OWN, FOUR HUSBANDS, BY FAR? STARTING TO FORM AN IDEA OF WHO HE MIGHT BE? I ALWAYS ERROR ON THE SIDE OF SAFETY. I BLITZED THE BUS, JETTED OUT TO THE BUS STOP SIGN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE JEFFERSON LINES BUS TERMINAL. THERE WERE ABOUT 10 GUYS, AT LEAST, PLUS, MR. NEW YORK MOBSTER, WHO JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE, THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO CALL COWBOY, AT THE THUNDERBIRD, TO COME PICK YOU UP, TO TAKE YOU TO TARGET? ALL THE COPS JUST KIND OF MILLED AROUND, LOOKING AT ME DOIING MY STRETCHES, WAITING FOR THE CITY BUS, THAT COMES EVERY 15 MINUTES, SO I CAN BOLT, TO SAFETY! THE SECOND, MR. WARM FUZZY, SHOWED UP AT MCDONALD'S THE NEXT DAY, QUANTUM PHYSICS, DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO LOOK AT HIM, AND I KNEW IT WAS HIM? SO FAMILIAR? WHY? WHO IS HE TO ME? SOMETHING FAMILIAR. MMMMM? SO TODAY, I WAS WAITING FOR MY ORDER, AND, THOUGHT AGAIN, WAS THAT REALLY HIM? LOOKED DOWN, AND THE FLOOR WAS WET! LOL. IT WAS LIKE GOD SAYING, YEAH, IT WAS HIM, AND, HE REACTED TO YOU, JUST LIKE YOU THOUGHT HE DID! LATER, AGAIN, THINKING ABOUT HIM, FOR THREE SOLID DAYS NOW, I WAS AGAIN, WONDERING IF, I WAS MISTAKEN, AND, I CAME OUT OF THE RESTROOMS, AND THERE WAS A CAUTION SIGN, WITH A PUDDLE, WET FLOOR! LOL. IT WAS HIM! THEN, I THOUGHT OF THE PROTOTYPE FOR A "COLD PRICKLY" IN SUCH CONTRAST TO THE "WARM FUZZY" CALLING ME, WAITING FOR ME, YELLING ABOUT THE WALL, THE MEXICANS, WHATEVER. WHEN, I FIRST CAME TO MONTANA, AND TOOK A TRIP ON AMTRAK, THERE WAS A PARK RANGER, OR RETIRED, FOREST SERVICE DUDE, WHO TOLD US STORIES, ABOUT, THE WILD WEST, AND TWO CHARACTERS, CALLED, JOSEPHINE THE OUTLAW, WHO BREWED MOONSHINE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF GLACIER NATIONAL PARK, BY SOME POND, THE LANDMARK, FOR THE TRAIN'S CONDUCTORS, TO STOP, TO SIGNAL, TO JOSEPHINE, THAT, THEY WANTED TO BUY SOME OF HER MOONSHINE. ALLEGEDLY THERE WAS SOME U.S. MARSHAL, WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO ARREST HER FOR KILLING THREE MEN, AND FOR SELLING ILLEGAL MOONSHINE . . . HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER, AND JOINED HER, IN HER CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE, WAS THE ONE WHO, MET THE TRAINS AND CONDUCTORS AND SOLD THE STUFF TO THEM! LOL. NOW THE ROMANTIC SIDE OF ME, BEING CALLED, JOSEPHINE, BY MY FATHER, OF AND ON SINCE I WAS YOUNG, BROUGHT, THIS OUTLAW, HOME TO ME, AND, THE FANTASY, 7 YEARS AGO, WAS, TO MEET A U.S. MARSHAL, TO FILL THE ROLE OF THE LOVER. COWBOY? MAYBE. UNTIL THE WALL! TRUMP! MEXICANS! ALL COLD PRICKLIES TO ME! FUCK THAT SHIT, FUCK THIS GUY! I HAVE HAD, TWO STINK OPS, SINCE, GETTING BACK IN TOWN, TWO DAYS AGO . . . LAST NIGHT AT THE LIBRARY, CAUGHT, SOME BIG ASS DUDE, DRESSED, IN A WHITE SUNDAY OR DRESS SHIRT, AGAIN, DOESN'T FIT THE NORMAL LIBRARY PATRON, AND AS I SAW HIM SLINK, INTO THE STACKS OF BOOKS, SLOWLY, I TURNED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT, 4 HOURS, JUST IN TIME TO CATCH, THE CHIEF OF POLICE, SUV, PULL INTO THE PARKING LOT, SO, I PACKED UP MY SHIT, AND TURNED IN MY COMPUTER, ONLY TO SEE THE MALE LIBRARIAN, LOOK AT ME PISSED, AND RACE INTO THE RESTROOM, PROB ABLY TO CALL OFF THE STINK OP! I GOT OUTSIDE, WAS NOT THERE MINUTES, WHEN, SOME CIA OR FBI AGENT LOOKING DUDE, STARTED TO HEAD INTO THE LIBRARY, WEARING A GREEN BALL CAP, AND A BLUE JACKET . . .IT WAS FOUL WEATHER OUTSIDE. HE CAME BACK, AFTER I CROSSED THE STREET, DIDN'T SEE HIM AGAIN, UNTIL, HE WAS TAKING A PICTURE, OF THE CAR PARKED IN FRONT OF HIM, OR SO HE TRIED TO COVER, BUT I THINK HE WAS TAKING A PICTURE OF MY ASS, OR SOMETHING? I WAS, STANDING NEAR THE TREE, DANCING TO MY CHEAP RADIO WITH NEW EAR BUDS! WHEN I TURNED, HE, MOVED THE CAMERA UP, TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A BLACK JETTA STATION WAGON! SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX! IN TRUE GOD INTEL, FASHION, AN OLDER RED JEEP CHEROKEE CAME ROLLING DOWN THE STREET, INDICATING TO ME, A GREAT GET-AWAY! THOUSANDS OF THEM! GIVE IT UP! HELL, NO, IT IS WORTH, BILLIONS TO THE COPS, WELL WORTH IT! THERE WAS A RED BEAT UP CHEVY SUBURBAN, LIKE THE WHITE ONE RACHEL AND CHRIS HICKEY, HAD IN UTAH, PARKED OUT FRONT . . . SIGNING RACHEL IS THE FAMOUS CHICK FROM UTAH. THE THOUGHT CAME TO ME, THAT, I BET, KENNEDY, CUT A DEAL WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP, ALL OF THE SAME, WHITE NATIONALIST, BIGOTED, SHIT, TO KILL ME, IN EXCHANGE FOR A PARDON FOR DOLLY PARTON! I BET. SO ALL THE DIRTY ASSES, WHO, STOLE BILLIONS, THE COPS, THE MEMBERS OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, GET PARDONS? THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT WORKS! EACH PERSON IS TO HAVE SPENT 5 YEARS OF THEIR SENTENCES BEFORE, THEY CAN BE COMMUTED! I AM THE VICTIM HERE, NOT, THAT BITCH, SO OUT OF HER LEAGUE, BUT FOR SEX! "THEY" ARE BLOCKING ME FROM PUBLISHING, AT 2:36 PM! MOTHERFUCKERS! THEN, TODAY, ALL THE SUDDEN, MCDONALD'S STARTED TO FILL UP, WITH DUDES, LIKE THE ONE WHO, TRIED TO PICK UP ON ME, MEMORIAL DAY, PREVIOUSLY, TRIED TO KILL ME AT THE AQUATIC CENTER, MR. MARINE! AND FRIEND, THEN, A DUDE ASKED ME WHERE A PLUG IN WAS . . . AFTER I LEFT, HE LEFT? THERE WERE ABOUT 6 DUDES, ONE POSSIBLE WIFE LOOKING CHICK, PROBABLY AND OLD AGENT OR COP, ALL, LOOKING GEARED AND READY TO DO SOMETHING. IN TRUE GOD FASHION, SOME DUDE RAN ACROSS THE PARKING LOT, INDICATING, TIME TO RUN! I IGNORED IT THE FIRST TIME, SOMEONE DID, BUT THE SECOND TIME, WITH, THIS MANY POSSIBLE, SHIT HEADS, IN THE FOOD ESTABLISHMENT, ERROR IN THE SIDE OF SAFETY . . . SURE ENOUGH, SECONDS AFTER, I GOT UP, TO LEAVE, AND WAS OUT THE DOOR, HEADING TOWARD, THE STRIP MALL, NEXT DOOR, A COP STARTED TO PULL INTO MCDONALD'S, SAW ME, AND DID A "U" TURN, AND, BLASTED DOWN THE STREET! SMILE. THANKS, GOD! BETTER THAN ALL THE LISTENING DEVICES, COACHES, AND STUPID, STOOGES WHO LISTEN TO THESE CLOWNS! KEEP IN MIND, I MAKE THE BIG BUCKS, THESE DUMB ASSES DON'T! THEY MAY HAVE FLOWN IN ALL THEIR TOP DOG, COPS, OF ALL FLAVORS AND SIZES, BUT, THEY FORGOT THE MALE, ACHILLES, HEEL, FEMALE ATTRACTION! I AM STILL HOT, SHE IS NOT! LOL. DRAGGIN' ASS, GETTING OLDER . . . I AM STILL YOUNGING! LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THREE MONTHS, JUST LIKE I REQUESTED LAST YEAR AND SEE WHAT I CAN DO! FUCK. CAN IT BE THAT HARD? LOG HISTORY, OF STRINGING MEN ALONG . . . PAPA KNOWS BEST . . . THIS DAUGHTER IS HIS REAL TROPHY WIFE, PARTICULARLY FOR COPS! RACHEL, SHELLEY, KAY, ARE JUST BUSHIES, SUBSTITUTES, EACH TIME I REJECT ONE OF THEM! THE DEVIL'S MEN! THEY MAY BE GOOD COPS IN OTHER AREAS, BUT THEY ARE DIRTY AS SHIT, IN MY CASE! THINK, BILLIONS, DUMB ASSES, STOLEN, HIJACKED, YANKED, BLOCKED, REDIRECTED, REDISTRIBUTED! I HAVE A DEVIL OF A TIME EVEN GETTING INTO MY BLOG THIS MORNING! THE KNOWLEDGE AND THE FUN, ARE WORTH WAY MORE THAN THE MONEY HONEY! NONE OF THESE BITCHES AND BASTARDS, COULD WRITE ONE! YOU WILL QUICKLY NOTICE A DECLINE IN THE QUALITY, ENTERTAINMENT, LEGAL AND CONSTITUTIONAL KNOWLEDGE PASSED ON . . . . SO, "WARM PRICKLIES" . . . THERE ARE GUYS, WHO AT FIRST ARE CAUTIOUS, SLOW, COME ACROSS, AS GUARDED, DISINTERESTED, AND THAT MAY BE FROM, BEING HURT IN THE PAST, LIKE ME OR SON, ELLIOT . . . MOST OF THOSE REJECTIONS WERE PAID FOR! JUST BECAUSE, YOU ARE RECIEVED, COLDLY, AT FIRST, DOESN'T MEAN, PERSISTENCE, WON'T PAY OFF, IF YOU, JUST HANG IN THERE, PASSED, ALL THE EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE, AND SHIT, FROM, THE PAST! THEN, THERE ARE THE OPPOSITE OF THAT, THE "WARM PRICKLIES!" I WOULD PUT ALL MY LAST THREE HUSBANDS, IN THAT CATEGORY. THEY START OUT WARM AND CHARMING, UNTIL, THEY GET YOU UNDER THEIR THUMB, OR SO THEY THINK. THAT SONG BY MICK JAGGAR AND THE ROLLING STONES, BY THAT NAME OR TITLE, "UNDER MY THUMB" IS PRETTY DISGUSTING, A WOMAN, THEY COULD NEVER GET, IS NOW UNDER HIS THUMB? SHE LOOKS DOWN, HE CAN CHEAT, AND SHE OBEYS? WHAT THE FUCK, KIND OF RELATIONSHIP IS THAT? SURELY NEVER, GOING TO GET INTO THAT TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP! COWBOY ON THE ONE HAD, PRESENTS THIS ROMANTICIZED, IDYLLIC, VERSION AND VISION OF THE OLD WEST, HORSES, RANCH, OPEN SPACES, MOUNTAINS, LOG CABIN TYPE LIVING, FRONT PORCH, PEACE A SOLITUDE. THAT WOULD BE IDEAL, RIGHT, AFTER, YEARS OF BEING CHASED, HARASSED, FUCKED WITH, HOMELESS, ETC. THEN I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT IT, ISOLATION, STRANDED, NO TRANSPORATION BUT FOR HIM, LONELY, NO FRIENDS OR CONTACTS, BUT FOR HIM AND WHO HE WANTS ME TO BE AROUND . . . BEEN THERE, DONE THAT ONE . . . HATED IT! BRETT, STRANDED ME OUT IN MT. STERLING, 8 MILES FROM TOWN, WITH NO CAR OR TRUCK, JUST 2,000 ACRES OF FARMLAND, WITH JUST HORSES, FOR FRIENDS? I FINALLY, LEFT HIM, WITH SURVEILLANCE ON THE HOUSE, NEXT DOOR, AND ON EVERY SEVERAL HOUSES, STARTING MILES AWAY, SO HE COULD GO DO WHAT HE WANTED, BUT COME HOME, WHEN, I NEARED THE HOUSE . . . YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FLIRTING. NO. I DON'T THINK SO. THEN, I TOOK A WALK ONE DAY, AND HE ACCUSED ME OF HAVING SEX WITH THE FARMER? WHAT FARMER? ISOLATION IS NOT FUN, IT IS ABUSE AND CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO THANKS. THE POV IS FINE! I WOULD RATHER LIVE UNDER A VIADUCT, THAN, ISOLATED WITH SOME, ASSHOLE, COLD PRICKLY, OR WARM PRICKLY! NOW THAT I AM SAFE BACK IN MISSOULA, AND DON'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON, THE SALT LAKE EXPRESS, DRIVERS, THE MANIFEST FUCK UPS, TICKET GAMES, ETC., LIKE I DID FOR A WEEK, I CAN TELL YOU, ABOUT, A MAN, THAT IS SO TYPICAL OF, THE WARM PRICKLY, MORMON MALE! SO, I GET TO BUTTE BUS TERMINAL, AROUND 2:00 AM, SATURDAY NIGHT, AND SOME, SHUTTLE RIDERS, GOING FROM SALT LAKE TO BUTTE, GET OFF THE SHUTTLE, AND STARTED, TALKING ABOUT THEIR CRAZY ASS, SHUTTLE DRIVER, WHO, GOT PULLED OVER, ISSUED A TICKET, FOR, IRRATIC DRIVING, AND SPEEDING. I WAS GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE THAT SHUTTLE DRIVE--THEN, AT ROUGHLY, 5:20 AM, I REALIZED, THAT, I DID, IN FACT, HAVE THAT SAME SHUTTLE DRIVER! HE WAS EATING, AND DRINKING, WHILE DRIVING, MEANERING IN AND OUT OF HIS LANE, DIDN'T SEEM AT ALL PHASED BY HIS PREVIOUS TRIP AND GETTING TICKETS! I THOUGHT, THIS GUY IS TOO OLD, TO BE DRIVING ANYWAY, HE LOOKS LIKE MY DAD'S AGE! 89! SO, WE MAKE IT TO IDAHO FALLS, I HAVE A LAYOVER, AND THE DRIVER IS WAITING FOR HIS, SPELL OFF DRIVER. HE, MAKES SOME COMMENT, TO ME, AND I AM, LIKE, PLEASE, DON'T COME TALK TO ME! LOL. NOT ONLY TOUCH ME NOT, BUT TALK, NOT TO ME EITHER! SURE ENOU=GH, HE COMES OVER, AND, WE START TALKING. COME TO FIND OUT, HE, IS THE STEP-FATHER, OF AN ATTORNEY, LARRY, CAN'T REMEMBER HIS LAST NAME FROM, ST. GEORGE, UTAH. MORMONISM IS A SMALL WORLD. HE WAS MARRIED TO LARRY'S MOM, WHO WAS, 10 OR MORE YEARS OLDER THAN HIM . . . TO MY SURPRISE, HE IS MY AGE, NOT MY DAD'S AGE, READY TO DIE! LOL. SCREAM. SO, DUDE, SHOWS ME, HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND OR SOMEONE HE WANTS TO DATE . . . SHE IS, PRETTY AND ONLY ABOUT 42, A CATHOLIC, FROM, SOMEHWERE BACK EAST OR MIDWEST. NOW, THIS GUY, IS, LESS THAN, AVERAGE, LOOKING, WEARING TOTAL DORK CLOTHES, BALD, SCRUFFY, BASICALLY, UNKEPT, IN MY MIND, SAID HE WENT DOWNHILL, AFTER HIS WIFE DIED . . . I CAN SEE THAT! LOL. NOW, I AM KNOCKING DOWN, HOTTIES, 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN, ME, AND WHEN IN SHAPE, THE BEST LOOKING DUDES IN THE GYM. SO THIS CLOWN, SAYS, SOMETHING LIKE, WELL, YOU ARE A LITTLE, WELL . . . I WAS LIKE, YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME . . . I WOULDN'T TOUCH, YOUR UGLY HAIRY, ASS, WITH MORE HAIR, THAN, YOUR HEAD, IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, AND, NEEDING, CPR! LOL. THIS IS YOUR MORMON MALE! SO OUT OF TOUCH, WITH REALITY, WHO IS AN WHO IS NOT OBTAINABLE, BUT WITH, UNREALISTIC STANDARDS FOR WOMEN! ARE YOU SEEING MY CONNECTIONS TO MORMOM MALES IN THE FBI AND CIA? WHEN ARE MEN, GOING TO STOP, MAKING WOMEN, INTERVIEW, ON THE PRODUCER'S COACH? FUCK. I HAVE NEVER HAD ONE PERSON, IN ALL 7 YEARS, EVEN GUESS ME AS HOMELESS, BUT THIS MAN, IF SOMEONE SAID HE WAS HOMELESS, I WOULDN'T QUESTION, AND HE THINKS IN SOME ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE HE CAN GET THAT, PRETTY CUTE, 42 YEAR OLD? I THINK NOT. BUT, MEAN IS WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE, BUT, HE STARTS OUT, MR. NICE GUY, ONLY TO USE HIS, UGLINESS, TO DO WHAT, MAKE ME THINK HE IS SOME HOT COMMODITY? NEVER. THT CHICK IS GOING TO DIE WHEN, SHE SEES HIM FOR REAL. OLD COPS, NEVER, GROW UP! THERE IS THIS OTHER ONREY, BASTARD, RETIRED, COP FROM NEW YORK, WHO, IS JUST THE SAME, WELL, NO, HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY, HE IS A COLD PRICKLY, FROM THE START. LEARN TO WORK, SMARTER, MEN, NOT HARDER! MR. WARM FUZZY, BECAUSE, I CAN FEEL, HE IS SWEET, COULD, HAVE ME AT ANY TIME, WITH ME, MAKIG THE MOVES! EASY. PERIOD. ALL I HAVE DONE, IS THINK OF HIM, DAY AND NIGHT! PINK STINK, IS BACK, TRYING TO STEAL THE BLOG, BEFORE, YOU REALIZE, I AM SIINGLE, AND NOT HOOKED INTO ANY OF THESE FUCKING, COLD PRICKLY COPS! I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO COWBOY, TWICE BEFORE! EVERYTIME, I SEE, COWBOY, NOT SURE IF HE IS JETHRO OR MIKE, AS HE ANSWERS HIS PHONE MESSAGES, AS . . . DID HE KILL, THE REAL, TWO TIME, WORLD RODEO, ALL AROUND, CHAMP? TAKE HIS PROPERTY, LIKE SHELLEY, KAY, RACHEL, SUE, AND OTHERS ARE TRYING OR HAVE TAKEN MINE, LEAVING ME, IN HOMELESS SHELTERS, WHILE THEY ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABORS? SOME, DUDE, WEARING ALL COWBOY, GEAR, OLD WITH A WALKER, CAME TO THE POV. LAST NIGHT . . . THE FIRST THOUGHT, I HAD, WAS, IS THIS THE REAL, WORLD RODEO CHAMP, WHO WAS ROBBED, BY THE COPS, LIKE, I WAS, LIKE HOPE CARLTON WAS, A REAL PLAYMATE, AND OFFERED THE ROLE ON BAYWATCH, BEFORE, PAMALA ANDERSON? TRUE TO THE TV SERIES, "RICHES" WITH MINNY DRIVER, DID SHELLEY, SO LOVED BY COPS, WATCH ALL THE EPISODES, OF "RICHES" AND "SOPRANOS" AND LEARN ALL THE TRICKS, TO STEAL, LIVES, FORTUNES, FAME, POWER, MONEY, AND PRESTIGE, BRIBING THE COPS, WITH, THE ENTICEMENT, OF MONEY, AND TAKING OVER THE WORLD? I THINK SO!

SOME DOWN AND DIRTY CASES . . . BEFORE, MY TIME IS UP, AND MY BLOG IS STOLEN!  THEY ARE EDITING MY  POST TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

SOMETHING UNIQUE IN EACH CASE!

CHANDA

• I am not referring to my notes, because, hackers are on my ass, but I hope, I can do some justice, to these cases . . . so sad, but, I can relate, all too well!
• in this case, there is a young couple, dating, but the dude is abusive, and the chick, has tried to leave him, many times.  He parents, Joe and Donna whatever, encouraged her and tried to help her get away, but, either she would go back, or he would, entice her back.
• one day, at his house or a family cabin by the lake, and I had Bongo and Jill, both pesty, interrupting me through all the cases, so, ?  They were partying with another couple at the lake, but, after drinking some time, the other chick, leaves, pissed at her boyfriend
• sometime between, her friend leaving and, an hour or so later, when, boyfriend, calls 911, he claimed that he found, Chanda (See Hand Da!) laying on the front porch, having been beaten and bleeding, and almost dead.  Now, rather than, call, 911 immediately, boyfriend, runs to his, grandfather's place, who is the sheriff, or to his uncle's place,, or step-father, who is a prominent, criminal defense attorney!??????
• by the time the ambulance, arrives, Chanda is dead!  There are about, 21, family members of the boyfriends in the house, almost acting like, it is a family reunion, playing cards, drinking, watching TV, etc.?  The EMT's, can't figure out why, the boyfriend's family is acting so strange, but, they don't question, with grandpa the sheriff.
• the parents are called to the funeral home, not the morgue, to identify the body of their daughter?  They are like why is the body, at the funeral home?  We want the medical examiner, to look at the body, and do an autopsy . . . well, the dude at the morgue is not a medical examiner and not trained to do autopsies.  The parents, notice, tons of bruising on their daughter, and try to push, for, someone, a state's medical examiner, but they are denied.  Nobody, really interviews, the family members, and, it is suspected, later by experts, that, Chanda, was alive, for at least an hour, laying, dying on the front porch, and could have lived, had, the EMT or emergency, personnel, been called to the scene earlier.
• the parents, buried, their daughter, at the highest spot on the top of the cemetery, hoping that some day, they could get the body exhumed, and re-examined or an autopsy done.
• sorry, the sun is shining, right, in the window, and I can't see, nor can I remember, because there is another case, that is sort of like this with a guy, shooting his wife, soon, to be ex, in the head, twice, because she discovers, he is cheating on her with someone from dispatch, and he is a cop, and his, dad or someone close is also a cop . . . on both cases, you have the blue brotherhood, protecting the likely suspect, and in the case with Chanda, a criminal defense attorney, and cop relative, are at the scene of the crime, while she is dying.  I can't remember, which case, but in one of the cases, a private investigator, gets a hold of inculpatory evidence, that, clearly showed, that, Chanda, had been severely beaten, and there was blood, all over, several rooms, before the body was, moved to the front porch,, before, they allowed, her to die, as she cried for help!  In one of the cases, someone, anonymously, delivered, a manila folder, with pictures of the crime scene, that showed, the investigators, didn't do their jobs, didn't take pictures, or test, gun powder residue, in the other case, everything was done, strangely, and, seemed to be protecting the men, either directly, or indirectly, connected to the cops!
• 18 years after, Chanda was buried, the parents, got someone willing to re-examine the case of their daughter's death.  I think, her death had been ruled, a suicide, and was promptly closed!
• pictures of the crime scene, all the blood on the walls, scenes of a fight, pictures of bruises, and the medical examiner's autopsy, showed, that, Chanda, died, after being severely beaten, and left to die!
• prosecutors, could not charge the boyfriend with murder, because she was not dead, at the time, he carried her body to the front porch; however, the prosecutors, were looking at, not only his and the other party attender's duty, to get her medical help, as soon as possible, charging the boyfriend, with assault and battery, domestic violence, and other bodily harm, statutes, but, like in the Freddy Gray, case, of the 6 cops, who, arrested him, for looking at them, 3 blacks, and 3 white officers, who were charged with his murder, for, basically, being less than, human beings for driving passed, at least two hospitals, while he was, choking and gasping for breath . . . the statue was something like, inhumane treatment of someone in their care and custody!  AS A PROSECUTOR, I WOULD HAVE CHARGED EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT THAT PARTY, WHO DIDN'T CALL FOR  MEDICAL EMERGENCY, UNTIL SHE WAS DEAD, WITH, MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  POSSIBLY, SECOND DEGREE, OR NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE, OR MANSLAUGHTER, BUT SURELY SOMETHING!  THE FAMILY IS PARTYING WITH BLOOD ON THE WALLS, AND, A DYING GIRL ON THE FRONT PORCH?

ANNA ANASTASIA.  SIMILAR TO THE PREVIOUS CASE, THIS CHICK, WAITS AND HOUR, AFTER ALLEGEDLY FINDING HER HUSBAND, WITH A GUN SHOT TO THE HEAD.  WHEN COPS ARRIVE, THEY SEARCH THE HOUSE, AND FIND, A HORROR SCENE FROM, HALLOWEEN, OR FRIDAY THE 13TH!  THE HUSBAND'S, LIVE IN, 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND, IS CUT IN LIKE 22 PARTS, OR STABBED A TOTAL OF 42 TIMES, AS HEAVY METAL MUSIC IS PLAYING IN A DIRTY, BASEMENT.  TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, ANNA WAS TOTALLY CALM, BEING INTERVIEWED BY THE COPS, WHILE SHE GAVE DNA EVIDENCE, AND WHILE SHE TOOK AND MISERABLY FAILED, A LIE DETECTOR TEST!  APPARENTLY, HUBBY OF MANY YEARS, AND FATHER OF 5 CHILDREN, MET THIS HOT 25 YEAR OLD, AND ALL THREE WERE IN A THREESOME, UNTIL, THE WIFE, PUT THE KIBOSH, ON THE DEAL AND WANTED, CHICK TO MOVE OUT AND HUBBY, SAID NO AND STILL FORCED HER INTO SEX SHE DIDN'T WANT.  ANNA, PUT HER 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, AND HER BOYFRIEND, UP TO, MURDER, THE DAD AND THE GIRLFRIEND.  NOW, IN A WAY, I CAN CHEER, ANNA, LIKE I DID, LORETTA BOBBIT, AS A WOMAN, BUT AS AN ATTORNEY, NO . . . NOR DO I CONDONE, KILLING THE STUPID, BIMBO . . . WHICH I AM SHOCKED, THE CRIME DIDN'T HAPPEN, IN THE REVERSE . . . SLAUGHTER THE DUDE WHO, REFUSED TO GIVE UP, LITTLE MISSY, AND ALSO, REFUSED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE!  HE IS THE ONE, WHO CONTRACTED, IN MARRIAGE, AND THE ANGER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TOWARD, HIM, NOT THE DUMB ASS BITCH, HE BROUGHT WITH HIM, TO THE  NEW HOUSE, AFTER THE WIFE, REFUSED, TO PLAY THE SEX GAMES ANYMORE!  NOW THE THING THAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT THIS CASE, IS THAT, ANNA, OR THE 13 YEAR OLD, PLACED, A GUN, NEAR THE HEAD HUBBY, THAT WAS NOT USED IN THE MURDER, ALLEGED, SUICIDE, ONE WAS A .45 AND ONE, A .366, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.  COPS WERE STUNNED, WHEN, THEY FOUND, A BULLET THAT MISSED THE HUSBAND'S HEAD, LODGED, NEAR A BIBLE, IN SOME FURNITURE.  THE COURTS AND JURY, FOUND ANNA, THE MOST GUILTY, BECAUSE, COPS FOUND, TEXT OR EMAIL EVIDENCE, THAT, PLANNED THE MURDER, AND SHE OFFERED THE 13 YEAR OLD KID, A PLACE TO STAY IN HER HOME--HE HAD A ROUGH CHILDHOOD.  KILLING SOMEONE, IS NO SOLUTION.  HE GOT, TWO LIFE SENTENCES, WITHOUT A CHANCE OF PAROLE, SAME WITH ANNA, FOR ORCHESTRATING, THE DEAL.  THE DAUGHTER, WAS, 13, AND I THINK, SO DISTRAUGHT OVER HER DAD'S DEATH, THAT, THE JUVIE COURTS, WENT, LIGHT ON HER.  BOYFRIEND WAS THE SAME AGE, BUT TRIED AS AN ADULT AND GOT AN ADULT SENTENCE.  3 PEOPLE IN PRISON, 2 DEAD, 4 KIDS WITHOUT PARENTS, AND OLDER SISTER!

SEX PLAY IS NO GAME!

MATT.

THIS IS YOUR TYPICAL, OR SO IT SEEMS, JEALOUS HUSBAND, WHO FINDS OUT HIS, HOT SUCCESSFUL WIFE, OF 7 YEARS, IS LEAVING HIM, FOR A GREAT NEW JOB AND A NEW MAN!  DUDE HAS TWO KIDS, FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE, NONE HERS!  WIFE IS MAKING LAST MINUTE PREPARATION FOR, HER HOT JOB INTERVIEW, WHEN, SHE MEETS UP WITH, HUSBAND, WHO DISCOVERS HER, TEXT MESSAGES, TO A COWORKER SHE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH.  LATER, HE PUTS, A GPS TRACKING DDIVICE, EITHER ON HER PHONE OR HER CAR?  INTERFERENCE!  SCREAM.  WHAT MAKES THIS CASE UNIQUE, IS, THAT AFTER, THE DUDE, MURDERS HIS WIFE, HEPUTS THE GPS TRACKER DEVICE IN HIS OWN, POCKET, AND FAILS TO TURN IT OFF!  THE COPS CAN SEE A CLEAR TRAIL OF HITS OFF CELL TOWERS, GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, OR IN REVERSE OF THE CRIME SCENE WHERE, WIFE IS FOUND IN THE TRUCK OF HER CAR DEAD!  ANOTHER TWIST TO THE STORY, IS THAT THE COPS FOUND OUT THAT, MATT SMITH WAS, NOT MATT SMITH, BUT HAD BEEN, HIDING HIS PREVIOUS LIFE AND CHARGES, BUT THEY GOT THE GUY, AFTER HE GOT THE SYMPATHY OF THE COMMUNITY, BUT DIDN'T PARTICIPATE IN THE SEARCHES FOR HIS WIFE'S BODY, OR HALF HEARTEDLY DID, BUT, THE CROCODILE TEARS, LOOKED, MOFE LIKE CROCK TEARS, TO THE COPS!  HE GOT LIFE!