DYNAMIC DIALOGUES! BANANA BELT REALTY. SUNSHINE FACTORY. INITIAL IMPRESSIONS. I CUT ABOVE. STITCHES: "WE MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD!" NO SHIT! SHERIFF'S STING OP IN THE MORNING; I HEARD THERE WERE TONS OF COPS AND UNDERCOVER COPS AROUND DINNER TIME AT THE POVERELLO--FELT THAT I SHOULD SKIP LUNCH AND DINNER; CIA RUNNING IN AND OUT OF MCDONALD'S, INSIDE AND OUT, FOILED AGAIN . . . STOPPED WATCHING MY "TRUE CRIME" EPISODE, PAINFUL, ADDICTED, BUT I ALWAYS ERROR ON THE SIDE OF SAFETY, TOOK THE RIVER TRAIL, DUDE, ON BIKE, CHECKING WHERE I WENT, AFTER SIRENS AND SHIT, BLOWN OP, AND HOW DO I KNOW, GUT FEELING AND I LOOKED DOWN THE TRAIL, AND SOMETHING WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WALKING TRAIL, IT WAS THERE A LONG TIME . . . AT A CLOSER LOOK, IT WAS A CAT, ME AND GOD'S SIGN FOR CIA--IT WAS ALSO IN THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME, PISSED . . . LOL . . . I STOPPED AT CALIFORNIA BRIDGE, WAITING FOR IT TO GET DARK, SO I COULD GET TO MY "TRAMP CAMP" WITHOUT COPS FOLLOWING ME, DISCOVERING WHERE I PEACEFULLY SLEEP EACH NIGHT, WARM AND COZY, BUT, I THINK, INSECTS AND BUGS AS BEDFELLOWS? BUT, WHILE I WAS LOOKING AT THE QUIET AND PEACEFUL CLARK FORK RIVER, JUST ENJOYING DUSK, OUT OF NOWHERE, SOME INDIAN CIA AGENT, POPPED OUT OF HELL, SO I TURNED AROUND AND STARED AT HIM, SO HE SAT THERE AT THE FLOWER BED AND BENCH AREA, SO I WALKED UP TO THE "IT'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SOMEONE . . . " BRIDGE OUTCROPPING IS, ABOUT HALF WAY THERE, THE INDIAN DUDE, IN "TRUE" MENACING FASHION, GIVEN THE TIME, MY ACTIONS, FOLLOWED ME--I RACED TO THE OUTCROPPING, WITH NO TIME TO SPARE, THE GUY IS LARGE, AND BASICALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME--I RIPPED MY BACKPACK OFF MY BACK, WITH MY COMPUTER AND ALL MY SHIT IN IT--A GOOD WHAP TO THE HEAD, COULD BE THE EQUALIZER--HE WISELY WENT TO THE OTHER OUTCROPPING WHEN HE SAY ME GRAB FOR MY WEAPON OF LIMITED, BUT DEADLY DESTRUCTION, "RECLAIMING THE WARRIOR" IN ME AND READY TO KNOCK HIS FUCKING BLOCK OFF IF HE CAME ONE STEP CLOSER TO ME, SUDDENLY, I NOTICED SOMEONE ON A BIKE AT THE OTHER END, PICKED UP MY PACK AND TOOK OFF AT BREAK NECK SPEED, DUDE DIDN'T FOLLOW ME! ANOTHER CAT, WAS SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK, ACROSS THE CIRCLE FROM THE BRIDGE! I WAS GETTING PISSED--NORMAL GUYS, WITH "GOOD INTENTIONS" ARE USUALLY SAVVY AND SENSITIVE, TO THE POTENTIAL THREAT TO A LONE FEMALE, WHEN IT IS GETTING DARK, NOT THIS FUCKER, CIA ASSASSIN? ALL DIRTY ASS LAW ENFORCEMENT OF ALL FLAVORS, WILL SLEEP MUCH BETTER WHEN I AM DISPOSED OF, WORTH A COOL BILLION, AND ALL THE MONEY STOLEN AND DISTRIBUTED, SO FAR! I SAW COPS PARKED HERE AND THERE, OR GOING UP AND DOWN STREETS, SO, I SLIDE IN BACK ALLEYS, AND THROUGH WEEDS AND TREES . . . ABOUT THE TIME I HIT THE POV. IN THE LIGHTS, SIRENS SCREAMING, FIRE TRUCK, AMBULANCES, AND WHATEVER THE FUCK, HAVING CLEARED THE AREA, JUST IN TIME . . . I DID NOTICE, PROBABLY A RAT, SURVEILLANCE STAKE OUT, STANDING OVER BY THE KEN'S BARBER SHOP, BEHIND THE POV., LIKELY THE LOOK OUT AND CALL GUY . . . DIDN'T STAY AT THE POV., JUST DITCHED AND SPIED, SEEING EMERGENCY VEHICLES, WHICH GENERAL INCLUDES COPS, BUT I DIDN'T STAY LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT, BUT, ANOTHER DAY, OF KEYSTONE KOPS AND KILLERS! LOOK, DO YOU FOR ONCE SECOND THINK I DON'T RECOGNIZE, SQUAD CAR, "DOGDE AVENGERS" TAIL LIGHTS? SHIT, I HAVE NOTICED THEM FOR ALL THE YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN CHASING ME--THIS IS THE ATTORNEY, THE BAD ASS, WHO USED TO TRAIN COPS; I AM NOT THAT FUCKING SHELLEY, THE GOVERNMENT HOOKER, THAT STOLE MY IDENTITY! WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU KNOW I AM, JOANN, THE BLOGGER, ATTORNEY, CON LAW CHICK, YOUR BRAIN DOES BACK FLIPS, AND I BECOME SHELLEY, SOMEHOW? EVEN WHEN YOU JUST SAW ME, AND IT DETAIL YOUR EVERY MOVE IN MY BLOG? FUCK? ON A BRIGHTER NOTE, THE OWNER OF ALL 5 MCDONALD'S MY OFFICE AWAY FROM THE STREETS, PUT THE CUTEST BRIGHT FLOWERS, WHITE AND YELLOW, A NICE TOUCH, FOR A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, OR FOR SOME OF US, A LOT LONGER STAYS THAN FAST, BUT EMPLOYEES ARE NOW FRIENDS . . . THIS MORNING, AS I CRUISED PAST, MY NORMAL MCD'S, WHERE I WAS YESTERDAY, I NOTICED A WHITE JEEP AT THE DRIVE THRU WINDOW AT MY NORMAL MCD'S--FUCKING COPS, FOILED STING OP, WILL LIE, SAY I AM RACHEL, THE BOOB QUEEN--LADY JUST WALKED IN THIS "GOLDEN ARCHES" WEARING A "PINK" HAT, SIGN OF PINK HEAD OR BRAIN, RACHEL SIGN--I AM "RED" . . . POWER, ENERGY, FAME, HOT, LOL--RACHEL IS ONLY HOT BEING ME, FAKE FAME, GOD INTEL, JEEP AND HAT, SYMBOLIC OF RACHEL--NOW COPS HAVE ACCESS TO ALL KINDS OF RECORDS, VEHICLE REGISTRATION . . . YESTERDAY, I WROTE ABOUT A MAROON HUMMER AND WHITE JEEP . . . VERIFY DIP SHITS! REGISTRATION, BACK IN 2009 TO PROBABLY 2011, TO CHRISTIAN HICKEY, MAYBE RACHEL! RACHEL, DEMANDED A 4 CAROT DIAMOND AND A RED MERCEDES, BEFORE GETTING MARRIED--VERIFY, MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE! SO EASY! MATERIAL GIRL, PLASTIC BARBIE, BUT I HAVE THE BARBIE FACE, RACHEL THE BODY, ALL THE BEST MY MONEY COULD BUY! LOL! CHECK SURVEILLANCE TAPES, I WAS AT MCD'S FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY! I BELIEVE SURVEILLANCE TAPES ARE SAVED FOR UP TO 60 DAYS, WHICH COPS SHOULD KNOW, THERE WERE TWO ON ME, EASY, EASY, EASY! THIS MORNING, I CAME TO THE MCDONALD'S ON BUS #7, DROPPING ME OFF, JUST PASSED BROOKES, WITH MCD'S ON MCDONALD STREET? INTERESTING, BUT, ONE OF THE YOUNGER GIRLS WHO WORKS AT THE MCD'S ON WEST BROADWAY, WAS AT THIS MCD'S WITH FRIENDS, THREE CHICKS, YOUNG AND CUTE, SITTING ALMOST RIGHT UNDER THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA, NEAR THE BACK DOOR . . . EASY, EASY, EASY! IT WAS GRAND CENTRAL STATION YESTERDAY AT THE BURGER JOINT, NOT NORMAL, FOUR BMW'S? NOT YOUR NORMAL PATRONS CARS, THREE JUST SAT IN THE PARKING LOT, ONE WENT THROUGH DRIVE THRU, TONS OF BEAMERS IN D.C., NOT MANY IN THIS NECK OF THE COUNTRY, MORE TRUCK COUNTRY! SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, THINKING WITH THE BANANA? DUMB ASSES, SAME LEVEL, LIKE IS ATTRACTED TO LIKE, P.E. MAJOR, FLIGHT ATTENDANT, COPS--HELL, A MATCH . . . MY CROWD IS LAWYERS, DOCTORS AND PROFESSORS, (THE HOMELESS BY BRUTE FORCE), WHO VALUE, "BRAINS" OVER THE SIZE OF THE "BRA," AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION OVER A THONG UP SOMEONE'S ASS AND A BLOW JOB! GOD, I HAVE NEVER, BEEN AROUND SUCH, LOW LEVEL MENTALITY, IN MY LIFE! MY HUSBAND HAD A MASTER'S DEGREE, ME A JURIS DOCTORATE, I WORKED WITH ATTORNEYS, WAS GENERAL COUNSEL OVER THE MOST EDUCATED SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION, DOCTORS, AND TAUGHT AT THREE UNIVERSITY . . . BOOBS NEVER CAME UP, EITHER IN THE CONVERSATION, NOR AS PART OF A REQUIRED ELEMENT ON A JOB APP, AND ALL OF THE GUYS, I DATED OR MARRIED, SAID, IF I EVER GOT A BOOB JOB, THEY WOULD DITCH MY SMART ASS! LOL! I TAUGHT AND TRAINED COPS, NEVER GOT INTO THE PERSONAL SHIT, THANK GOD, OR I WOULD HAVE RESPECTED THEM LESS, A LONG TIME AGO . . . THEY CAN'T GET ANY LOWER IN MY MIND, GUTTER TRAMPS, AND YOU JOKE ABOUT ATTORNEYS BEING "BOTTOM FEEDERS" . . . THOSE ARE THE ATTORNEYS, YOU ARE HOLDING UP AS ME, KAY, THE TORTS ATTORNEY, NOT CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ATTORNEYS, LIKE MYSELF, WHO ARE SAVING THE FUCKING COUNTRY, AND EDUCATING THE WORLD, THROUGH, HER BLOG, TEACHING ABOUT "FREE SPEECH" . . . "PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY" . . . "THE RIGHT TO REDRESS YOUR GOVERNMENT!" CAN YOU SEE WHERE I GET THE COMPARISON, BETWEEN CHRIST, WHO SAVES SOULS AND SAVES THE WORLD FROM SIN AND THE GRAVE, BEING BETRAYED BY THE VERY PEOPLE HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE . . . ME TOO, "KISS OF JUDAS" IS ALMOST EVERY PERSON I MEET! SIMPLY AMAZING! PICK YOUR POISON OR YOUR MEDICINE!

Welcome to a Trump Presidency . . . Supported By Cops!

I am just in shock, that I can go through, 50 some odd, years of my life, and never hear, boobs, ass, rating women on their bodies, scales, value being attached to looks, rather than what a woman does?  I feel like I stepped into junior high again . . . forget that most cops are only high school graduates, so that excuses much of this insanity, and Trump, only attended, Wharton's Business School, maybe that is why, he named Trump University, without realizing that there are all kinds of things, that distinguish, institutes of higher learning, and accreditation boards, that even take away accreditation, if the school, falls below this or that level, even law schools are shut down, if they don't provide the requisite educational experience!  Trump was raised, in a blue collar world, not a white collar world, and there is a difference, a culture, a mentality, and, I never realized that, but it is palpable, you can taste it, feel it, and experience it.  I never did, until, like 2009, when I reactivated my law license, after years of thinking I was going to die . . . the "W" Bush, office solution to me, was Shelley, at first and that worked so well, people dig, constitutionally trained attorneys, so my father, decided, to kill the real attorney, ME, and multiple my degree and make all his daughters attorneys, except the one who actually did go through law school, pass the bar, practice in tons of areas, and my resume, keeps all of the sista club happy, with what I accomplished and they get to claim, same with the low level ambulance chaser, Kay Baby, who, seems to have missed the whole purpose of education . . . to actually, get an education, learn the classics, display evidence of that refinery, by way of values, virtues, nobility, character, and tradition, not fucking opposing counsel, minutes after the depositions are taken, or scamming on husbands as prey, nor prostituting yourself out, to gain loyalty and favors among the rank and file of cops?

Trump was raised on the streets of New York, which is fine, his father, wisely had him, earn his keep and learn the value of good work, but he also gave him, a million dollars to start his own company . . . reality for how many of us?  Like Mitt Romney, who told college age kids, just go get the money for education from your parents.  The common man or woman, they were not!  Trump is a bit more crass, has that brutally New York, snarky, edge of someone who has lived in a city, with the streets snarled with traffic, people, road rage, and dog eat dog, capitalist, vulture mentality, get while the getting is good, and fuck the loser who is not, able to protect him or herself.  While former President Clinton, was a womanizer, he did have the education and decorum, savvy and polish to charm, and if I can interject, I have had men hit on me, all my life, even now, and, there are those who, fantasize, make up romance, attractions, suggested contacts, or interest, when there was none, and when that is mentioned, the rancor and vigor, of rage of rejection, can often, come back in the realm of attacks, lies, pretenses, and role reversals, as in my case, with top cops . . . love me or I will destroy you!  Compare the style, manners, charisma, charm, of no drama Obama, who, not only had to overcome race, but a fatherless background, being bumped from his mother's relationships to at least, thank God the stability of his grandparents, home, where, somewhere along the line, he received whatever, it took to make, him the calm, cool, smooth mover, and President that his is . . . there has been nothing in his presidency, other than stupid tabloid stories, and lies, that last about two seconds, with no merit, to fuel the fires!  Not true with the Trump allegations, we are just getting to those, but there is a qualitative difference between the men, no doubt.

Lottery Winners, Can't Hold Their Own at a Swanky Party in New York, But a Rag Tag Professor Can!  Money Does Not Make You Polished!

I know, I sound like an elitist snob, but, I think, even the staff at the Poverello, would say, this is a safe person, someone who deals differently with the conditions, and challenges of being homeless, the pressure cooker of personalities, some coming right out of prison, or a half way house, chicks who have been beaten, prostituted, drugged, used and abuse . . . there is a difference.  I have never had a fight, a confrontation, or even reported someone.  I handle the situation, and that is due to the level of understanding, education, psychology, legal knowledge, and tools that I have at my disposal to use, to gracefully, deal with the daily, rumble, of the Zoo, the Pov., the Zoo within Zoo Town.  Learning to jump through the hoops, forced to do what you don't want to do, being disciplined, enough to pass on fun, entertainment, excitement, to pursue an education, or to get a law degree, not to mention, to sit for the bar, and to have the tenacity and stamina, to even practice law, write manuals, teach at a university, all, put you though the refiners fire, in a way, that few will ever go through . . . the learning curve to the Unites States Supreme Court, was like climbing Mt. Everest, so challenging, so laden with slippery slopes, trecherous weather, inclement conditions, the potential for total ruin, if not death, that to take someone who has not gone through the gauntlet, is degrading, makes, the brilliance of the journey and climb, tawdry and cheep, and demeans others in the field, or tarnishes the level of expertise, in degrading and humiliating way, and just something, no "right thinking person" should do or promote, regardless of the propensity, the personalities, the preferences, because something so much more precious, than a law degree, is lost . . . tragedy, disillusions, disgust, and detriment to society, is the result--NO SMALL THING!

I guess I look at this presidential election, in the same light . . . how on earth, could anyone, listen to Trump, hear the attacks, the tempers, the thin skinned responses, the denigrating of, truly great people, who have served long and hard, even in his own party, listened to the buffoonery, the fast talking con man, the promises, of getting the great deal, while, seeing what happened to the people, your average Joe and Jane, getting ripped off, during perilous times, right at the economic melt down, that Donald and his friends, the bankers and Wall Street, made fortunes off, other people's misfortunes, to me, is like, Bernie Maddoff, being celebrated, and complimented on, his ability, to scheme and scam, hard working, financially prepared, planners for retirements, and even well informed, workers and retirees, and thinking he is cool and worthy of our admiration?  There was this documentary, on why Trump should be president . . . it showed all these interviews, with sappy, music in the background, and it highlighted, some of the good things, he has done, for once, like, inviting veterans to Maralogo, Florida, to his mansion.  I was shocked, and that was a first, of the type of stuff, that to me, qualifies, him, to be a city councilman, or something like that.  Compared to the stellar, contributions, the sacrifices, the intelligence, knowledge, wisdom, and truly grueling, schedules of a secretary of state, working 24 hours a day, for four years?  There is NO COMPARISON, in my mind.  I heard some political pundit say, well, Hillary, wanted to use her home server, to stay in contact with her family, and wanted to make sure that those emails were protected?  And your point?

CASE IN POINT . . . THE FUCKING NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY, TURNED OFF MY SPELL CHECK, doing just what I called a tragedy, seeing no difference, between me and Rachel or Shelley, the chicks and chaps, of law enforcement, see no difference, any more than they are smart enough to see a difference between, HILLARY and Donald DUCK!  GOD!

THEY HATE US, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T US!

CSI: CAN'T STAND IDIOTS!

Spoiler Alert!  I Was Going to Tell "True Crime" Stories, that Make Critical Point, but Let the Fraud Broads Do It!

LOOK AT THE UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS, AS INTERVIEWING POTENTIAL PEOPLE FOR THE "TOP" JOB IN THE COUNTRY . . . WOULD YOU, EVEN DONALD, AS A BOSS, HIRE, THE LEAST QUALIFIED, OR THE MOST QUALIFIED?  WHAT MAKES THE MOST SENSE?  THINK OF "THE APPRENTICE" WHAT DID THE DONALD DO, WHEN SOMEONE CAME IN, TOTALLY, UNPREPARED, WITH LITTLE BACKGROUND, IN THE AREA HE WAS HIRING OR WANTING AN APPRENTICE?  I NEVER WATCHED THE SHOW, SO, I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE WHAT TRUMP, HIMSELF, WOULD DO . . . BUT, I WOULD VENTURE A GUESS, THAT HE WENT FOR THE MOST QUALIFIED, THE PERSON WITH THE "MOST" EXPERIENCE, TRAINING, JOB QUALIFICATIONS, AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE JOB!  PERSONALITY, IS ONE THING, JOB QUALIFICATIONS ARE IMPORTANT, ESPECIALLY, IN THIS JOB, WITH GLOBAL CONSEQUENCES!