HAVE YOU BEEN KISSED? THIS BENCH IS KISSING YOUR ASS! POWERCHILL. WASHINGTON'S SECRET WAR. THE NEW: HOW IT WORKS. I GOT IT RIGHT FROM THE FIRST. ONE CENT COPPER PENNY STUCK TO THE TOP OF MY ASS THIS MORNING . . . BAD ASS WON! MY SIGN FOR YEARS--STRANGE--WHERE DID A PENNEY COME FROM, AND HOW THE HELL DID IT GET STUCK TO MY SKIN? LOL! YOUR CLOWN SHIT SYMBOLISM, STING OP ASSETS AND AGENTS, IS "CHILD'S PLAY," COMPARED TO THE COMPLEXITY OF THE GODSEND SYMBOLS OF INTELL I GET DAILY, SAVING ME, OR EDUCATING ME, 24/7, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THIS BAD ASS CHICK HAS HAD TO LIVE WITH, FOR YEARS, SO, MY INTELLIGENCE AGENT, OF A BRAIN SO COMPLICATED, IT MAKES THE FEDERAL TAX CODE LOOK SIMPLE, IS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO READ MY THOUGHTS, COORDINATE THE SIGNS, AND DIVERT ME FROM DANGER! "NEXT MAN UP," COMMENT 10 YEARS AGO ON MY BRAIN, BY FBI HUSBAND. THINK WHAT IT IS NOW, BESTING P.O.S.T. FOR ALMOST A 5 YEAR, DEATH WARRANT! FUCK I WAS TRAINING THE "UNIFIED POLICE FRATS" . . . I SHOULD BE RUNNING THE FUCKING CIA! WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN! THIS MORNING I WAS WATCHING THE 4/14 DEMOCRATIC DEBATE BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON AND BERNIE SANDERS, AND I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SUNG, BY A MS. MORGAN JAMES . . . MORE AGAIN JAMES . . . TAKING SYMBOLISM NATIONWIDE NOW, SO MANY ON THE COP FREE GRAVY TRAIN. NOW BOTH HILLARY AND MORGAN WERE WEARING BLACK AND WHITE, MS. MORGAN WAS WEARING A STRATEGICALLY DESIGNED DRESS TO MAKE HER LOOK THINNER--ACTUALLY SHE DIDN'T LOOK THAT MUCH MORE NARROW, JUST DESIGN TRICKS; HILLARY, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS WEARING A TASTEFUL, LONGER WHITE JACKET OVER BLACK, AGE APPROPRIATE AND DISTINGUISHED, BUT RELAXED AND CASUAL TO GIVE HER COMFORT, VERY SMART. NOW, IF THE COPS WERE VOTING FOR PRESIDENT BETWEEN THE TWO WOMEN, OR EVEN FOR SAY FBI OR CIA DIRECTOR, THEY WOULD JUDGE ON "ONE ASPECT" OF A WOMAN, AS "EYE CANDY," AND THAT SHOULD CLEAR UP THE PUZZLE FOR THE NATION AND WORLD, ON HOW, ONE WOMAN LIKE ME, CAN EVADE, ELUDE, AND ESCAPE ALL THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE AND MORE MICE, OR AMERICAN LAW ENFORCEMENT OF ALL LEVELS! LOL! HEELS OVER HEAD, BOYS WILL GET YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, EMBARRASSED! THEY DON'T LISTEN TO HILLARY'S BRILLIANT, COMPROMISING, REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE, REASONING, THEY OPERATE BY "BRUTE FORCE" BUT CONGRESS DOES NOT, AND A BERNIE SANDERS, PRESIDENCY WOULD BRING THE NATION, WITH A HOUSE AND SENATE, AT LEAST RIGHT NOW, TO A BIGGER STAND STILL AND WIDER GAP BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES, THAN THERE IS NOW, THINK, COMPROMISE! MEETING IN THE MIDDLE! COPS, YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED, NOT ONLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO, BUT BEING DUPED BY A BUNCH OF DUMB ASS WOMEN, MERELY JEALOUS OF ONE WOMAN, AND A REVENGEFUL, JILTED LOVER OR HUSBAND, IF HE CAN OR EVER COULD QUALIFY AS THAT, KILLER IS A BETTER WAY TO LOOK AT THINGS! BOOBS AS DISTRACTIONS, SEX TO OFFER, AND ONE SHADE SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE COP . . . I AM LIGHT YEARS SMARTER THAN ALL YOUR HAGS, INCLUDING KAY! REMEMBER "SHE" IS THE LITTLE ACTRESS, AND "SHE" IS PRETENDING TO BE "ME," NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. SHELLEY IS THE CLASSIC, CAIN AND ABLE STORY . . . THOUGHT OF THAT, AS I LEFT THE WOMAN'S DORM AT THE POV. SEEING A CANE IN THE CORNER, BEFORE LEAVING THE DOOR, PERFECT SYMBOLISM, REMEMBER, THE STORY AS OLD AS THE BIBLE ITSELF, SIBLING RIVALRY, CAIN OFFERS SHIT TO GOD, AND ABLE, THE YOUNGER BROTHER OFFERS UP THE FIRSTLINGS OF HIS FRUIT AND FLOCK, WITH A SACRIFICE ACCEPTED BY GOD, CAIN'S OFFERING IS SUBSTANDARD AND REJECTED, SO CAIN KILLS ABLE AND TAKES ALL THAT IS HIS. FROGGY FLIX: "DOWN, OUT & DANGEROUS" (1995) HOLY SHIT! PERFECT RENDITION OF HOW THIS JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS BITCH(ES) DID THIS, THE TAKE OVER OF MY LIFE, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE WASHINGTON SECRET WAR AGAINST ME, ADDED TO THE COP, PROSECUTOR, JUDGES, AND THE THUNDEROUS OTHER SIDES--COMPLETELY OUTGUNNED, OUTNUMBERED, OUTSPIED . . . WATCH WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO TO ANOTHER MAN'S LIFE! SHELLEY WAS ONLY 13 MONTHS OLD WHEN I WAS BORN, SHE USED TO HUG ME WITH ONE ARM AND PINCH ME WITH THE OTHER, UNTIL THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED HER TO BE THE "ENVY OF HER LIFE," ME, JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., AND ALLOWED THE FAMILY AND CHURCH WELFARE QUEEN, TO BE AN ATTORNEY! WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT! WOW! SO MUCH RESPECT, SO MUCH PRESTIGE, AND NOT THE AVERAGE ATTORNEY AT THAT. SHELLEY USED TO YELL, "IT MINE! IT MINE!" TO EVERY TOY, I TRIED TO TOUCH OR PLAY WITH--TIMES HAVE NOT CHANGED, ONLY THE TOYS, HOUSE, CAREER, ROCK STAR SON, CREDIBILITY WERE ALL MINE! NOT HER'S! IN THE FILM, "DOWN, OUT & DANGEROUS" THE FINANCIAL PLANNER OR INVESTMENT BANKER, WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY OLD BOW, BART WEED, ALSO KAY'S FORMER BOYFRIEND WHO DUMPED HER, FOR A MOLLY MO CHICK, BUT, HANDSOME, NICE, RESPECTABLE, GUY, WHO IS FINANCIALLY WELL OFF, GOES TO THE HOME DEPOT OR LOWE'S STORE IN THE TOWN, TO REPLACE THE FLOWERS AND SHRUBS, THAT HAVE BEEN RUINED BY AN ASSHOLE NEIGHBOR WHO, JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR, WHEN THE MAIN CHARACTER'S BEST FRIEND MOVED OUT, AND WHEN, THE NEW NEIGHBOR MOVES IN, HE REALIZES THAT THE BART'S FAMILY, HUSBAND, WIFE AND BABY IN BELLY, SOON TO BE BIRTHED, HAS OVERSTEPPED THEIR PROPERTY LINES BY 56 INCHES, AND HE NOW HAS A COURT ORDER TO BULL DOZ THE NICE RETAINING BRICK WALL, WITH A WOOD FENCE ABOVE IT, ALSO TAKING OUT THE GORGEOUS LANDSCAPING THAT WAS PLANNED AROUND THOSE OLD BOUNDARY LINES, COSTING THE FAMILY A HUGE MESS AND ABOUT $6,000, PLUS THE COST OF REBUILDING AND REPLACING THE YARD WITH LANDSCAPING, AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, THE NEIGHBOR IS UP IN A LARGE OLD TREE, HUGE SHADE TREE, CUTTING OFF THE LIMBS THAT CROSS OVER INTO THE BART YARD, BEING KIND OF THE LAST STRAW, AND BART, IS BEYOND PISSED, AND YELLS AT THE NEIGHBOR, AND IN PERFECT CONSISTENCY, THE NEIGHBOR GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST BART AND HIS WIFE FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS, UNTIL RELATIONS CAN CALM DOWN . . . THAT IS THE CONTEXTUAL FRAMEWORK, FOR THIS NEXT PHASE OF THIS SUCCESSFUL MAN, WITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, BABY ON ITS WAY, LOVELY HOME, BEACH HOUSE AND SUCCESSFUL CAREER, STARTS TO TAKE A TURN FOR THE WORSE, BUT IT IS ABOUT TO GET WAY WORSE! HERE IS WHERE THE NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHOPATH AND SOCIOPATH COMES INTO HIS LIFE, IN THE FORM OF A HOMELESS PERSON, WHO HAD JUST KILLED A MAN, WHO, TOLD HIM TO GET A JOB, CUT HIS HAIR A CLEAN UP--THE GUY TRACKED HIM AND KILLED HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD IN HIS WALLET, BASICALLY GUTTED HIM WITH A KNIFE. SO BART, GOES TO THE STORE AND SEES THIS SAME HOMELESS GUY, PAN HANDLING FOR MONEY, WITH A SIGN, "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" AND SO THE GUY, DROPS A $20 BILL ON THE GUY, NICE MAN, AND GOES IN THE STORE. AS HE IS LOADING THE LANDSCAPING SUPPLIES IN THE BACK OF HIS SUV, THE SHOPPING CART WITH LOTS OF STUFF, STARTS TO RUN DOWN THE PARKING LOT, ALMOST HITTING A PARKED CAR, WHEN THE HOMELESS GUY STOPS IT BEFORE, HITTING A NICE BMW. GRATEFUL FOR THIS ACT OF KINDNESS, BART GIVES THE MAN ANOTHER $20, BUT THE MAN, SEEING HE NEEDS SOME WORK DOES, ENTICES THE MAN TO LET HIM HELP HIM WITH THE YARD . . . THE BEGINNING OF THE END! SCREAM, PAINFUL, IN COMPARISON TO WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, EVEN IN THE ACTS OF KINDNESS BART SHOWED THE HOMELESS MAN, BUT I COULD JUST SEE WHAT WAS COMING, AND MUCH, LIKE IN THE OTHER "TRUE CRIME" MOVIE, "MATERNAL INSTINCTS" THAT EVEN LOOKED LIKE SHELLEY, WITH THIS GUY BEING THE MALE VERSION, OR THE BRETT AND KAY, ROLLED TOGETHER WITH SHELLEY--ONE PSYCHOPATH IS TERRIBLE, TWO ALMOST BEYOND BELIEF, AND THREE, ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING, WREAKING HAVOC, IN MY LIFE, ALONG WITH THE HELP OR ALL THEIR "LITTLE HELPERS" OR MINIONS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, SO YOU CAN IMAGINE, HOW MUCH WORSE MY STORY IS, BUT THIS ONE WAS HORRENDOUS! SO THE NEIGHBOR, COMES OVER AND STARTS TO TAUNT, BOTH THE NEIGHBOR FOR HIS LACK OF MONEY, HIRING SOME BUM TO DO HIS LANDSCAPING, DELIGHTING AND FINDING PLEASURE, IN ALL THE UGLINESS AND CHAOS, HE HAS REAPED IN THIS MAN'S LIFE, A MAN HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW, BUT HE ALSO, TELLS THE HIRED HELP, "A KILLER," TO GO TAKE A SHOWER, HE STINKS AND HE LOOKS TERRIBLE. BART HAS HAD IT, AND AS THE NEIGHBOR VIOLATE THE RESTRAINING ORDER, AND CROSSES INTO BART'S YARD, I AM JUST CALLING HIM BART, BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER THE CHARACTER'S NAME AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY OLD BOYFRIEND, BUT, HE LOSES IT AND PUNCHES THE GUY IN THE FACE AND THE GUY, SLIPS ON THE LOOSE BRICKS AND STACKS OF WOOD . . .OH, I FORGOT TO SAY, THE HOMELESS GUY, THROWS TWO PLANKS OF WOODEN FENCE, INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD, WHILE BART GOES TO GET MORE BLACK GARBAGE BAGS, SO ESSENTIALLY, "SETTING UP" THE CONFLICT BETWEEN THE TWO NEIGHBORS, KNOWING THERE IS ALREADY "BAD BLOOD" BETWEEN THE TWO. I AM GOING TO HIGHLIGHT WHAT THIS ASSHOLE DID TO BART AND HIS WIFE, ALMOST DESTROYING THEIR LIVES AND TAKING THEIR LIVES: (1) AFTER THE NEIGHBOR FALLS DOWN FROM SLIPPING ON THE BRICKS AND WOOD AFTER THE ASSAULT, BART RUNS TO CALL THE AMBULANCE, WHILE THE HOMELESS GUY, TAKES NEIGHBOR'S HEAD AND POUNDS IT INTO THE BRICKS, SEVERAL MORE TIMES, UNTIL IT KILLS THE MAN! BART DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE GUY DID AND FREAKS OUT, WHEN HE GETS BACK, AND REACHES BEHIND THE GUY'S HEAD AND GETS BLOOD ALL OVER HIS JACKET. HE RUNS BACK IN THE HOUSE TO CALL THE COPS, WHILE THE HOMELESS GUY, CARRIES THE BODY OVER TO HIS OWN HOUSE, STAGES AN ACCIDENT SCENE, BUT HAVING HIM LOOKING IN AN EMPTY CUPBOARD, SETTING UP BART FOR THE MURDER, IN A SLOPPY BUT CALCULATED ACT, THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A "SLIP AND FALL!" BART DECIDES TO GO ALONG WITH THE STORY OF THE FALL, BUT NOW, FEELING LIKE HE CAUSED A DEATH, THE PSYCHOPATH KICKS INTO HIGH GEAR, AND STARTS DEMANDING TO TAKE A SHOWER, WANTS TO WEAR SOME OF BART'S CLOTHES, GIVING HIM TIME TO SCOPE OUT THE HOUSE, HE MEETS HIS PRETTY WIFE, AND LIKE MOST PEOPLE OF THIS NATURE, THEY ARE SNAKE CHARMERS, AND THEY TURN ON THE CHARM, AND BEING THE NARCISSIST HE IS, HE STARTS TO FEEL THIS SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT, JEALOUSY AND ENVY, WANTING ALL BART HAS. BART IS STARTING TO SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL AND IS WORRIED ABOUT THE GUY--WITH THE "SECRET MURDER" AND COPS ON THE SCENE, INVESTIGATING THE DEATH, HOMELESS DUDE, KNOWS HE HAS IT OVER HIS RICH FRIEND, AND HE PLAYS AND USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE, MAXIMIZING THE AGONY, MANIPULATING, READING HIS FOE, AND PLAYING ON HIS WEAKNESSES AND TEMPER: (1) HE SHOWS UP AT BART'S WORK AND WANTS A JOB, BART IS NICE, BUT PISSED, SO HE PULLS SOME STRINGS AND GETS THE GUY A JOB; (2) HE NEEDS EITHER MORE MONEY, TO GET NEW CLOTHES FOR THE NEW JOB; BART GOES OUT ON A LIMB AND GETS HIM AN ADVANCEMENT ON HIS FIRST PAYCHECK; (3) HE STARTS SEDUCING THE SECRETARY AND PAYROLL CLERK, TAKES HER OUT TO BART'S SUMMER HOME AND STARTS LIVING IN HIS BEACH HOUSE, HAVING STOLEN THE KEYS TO THE HOUSE, THE CARS, AND THE BEACH HOUSE, CLAIMING TO BE A FRIEND, USING THE FACT BART GOT HIM A JOB, TO HIS ADVANTAGE, WHILE TAKING LICENSE WITH, EVERYTHING HE OWNS, NO LINES, NO BOUNDARIES, THIS NARCISSISTIC TENDENCY, TO SEE THINGS THROUGH THEIR OWN, MINDSET OF ENTITLEMENT, STEALING KEYS TO ALL THIS PROPERTY, WHEN HE MET THE WIFE; (4) HE GETS GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE HIM THE PASSWORD TO "BART'S" COMPUTER, AND HE STARTS TO STUDY HIS ACCOUNTS, UNTIL HE KNOWS THE CLIENTS AND HIS ACCOUNTS, WITHOUT BART KNOWING THAT HOMELESS GUY USED TO BE A FINANCIAL PLANNER OR IN THE SAME OCCUPATION, WAS ACCUSED OF FRAUD AND MURDER--BART'S FRIEND, A COP, STARTS TO GET A CREEPY FEELING ABOUT THE GUY, AFTER FIRST MEETING HIM; MUCH LIKE, SHELLEY ON SECURITIES, DOING SEC FILINGS FOR THE MOB, WITH ME LATER HAVING A $357 MILLION SECURITIES CIVIL RIGHTS LAWSUIT, AGAINST ALL THE SAME DUDES AND CHICKS, SHE CUT A DEAL WITH TO SAVE HER ASS, AND TURN HER BOSS AND EX-HUSBAND IN ON SECURITIES, SO CLOSE TO MY STORY, IT WAS HORRIFYING, BUT I HAD SHELLEY LIVING IN MY HOUSE, ALLOWED HER ONCE TO ACCESS MY FEDERAL E-FILING ACCOUNT, WHILE I WAS PRACTICING LAW IN 5 FUCKING STATES! SHE TOOK OVER MY ACCOUNT, WAS AT HOME 24/7 MEETING WITH MY CLIENTS, AS IF THEY WERE HER CLIENTS, MANIPULATING AND BRIBING, PROBABLY TRASHING ME, LOWERING THE LEVELS OF TRUST, AND TELLING THEM ABOUT THE PICK'S DISEASE, WITH ALL CLIENTS TURNING ON ME! (5) BART IS GETTING MORE AND MORE RATTLED AS THE COPS ARE TURNING UP THE HEAT ON THE MURDER, HIS WIFE IS APPROACHING DELIVERY, AND THIS FUCK, IS FUCKING WITH OFFICE STAFF, PRETENDING TO BE EVERYBODY'S "BOY FRIDAY," MR. HELPFUL, AND HAPPY, WORKING LATE, WHEN HE IS REALLY STUDYING ACCOUNTS AND CLIENTS; (6) THE BOSS IS PUTTING PRESSURE ON BART, TO CLOSE TWO VERY LUCRATIVE ACCOUNTS, WHILE HE IS TRYING TO KEEP HIS WIFE HAPPY AND GO TO LAMAZE CLASSES, WITH TWO CRITICAL LUNCHES COMING UP WITH CLIENTS, THE BOSS DECIDES TO COME ALONG TO MAKE SURE THEY CLOSE THE DEALS; (7) "BOY FRIDAY," SHOWS UP, DRESSED TO KILL, TO THE LUNCH TOO, JUST AS THE CLIENT IS HESITATING WITH BART AND HIS BOSS TRYING TO PERSUADE THE JAPANESE INVESTOR, AND DICK HEAD, COMES UP WITH SOME WILD, SCHEME AND CONCOCTING OF THE FACTS, AND EVENTUALLY, CLOSES THE DEAL, AFTER BART TELLS HIM TO LEAVE THE LUNCH, AND HIS ACCOUNTS ALONE! (8) WITH THE NEXT LUNCH, BOY FRIDAY HAS GONE INTO THE FINANCIALS, AND CHANGED ALL THE NUMBERS, ON BART'S FILES AND COMPUTERS, AND WHEN THE FATHER, SON, PAIR OF INVESTORS, SEES THEM, THE FATHER, THE HESITANT PARTY, BACKS OUT OF THE DEAL. WHEN BART REALIZES WHAT HAPPENED, THAT BOY FRIDAY, SUBSTITUTED THE FILES, AND HE GIVES THE POTENTIAL CLIENTS THE REAL NUMBERS, THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY SEEN, BUT NOW THERE IS A "TRUST" ISSUE, AND BECAUSE IT CAME OFF BART'S COMPUTER, AND NOW THEY HAVE TWO FINANCIALS, THEY DON'T TRUST HIM AND NEED MORE TIME TO THINK; (9) BACK AT THE OFFICE, THE BOSS GETS ON HIS CASE, AND THAT WEASEL, "BOY FRIDAY" IS IN THE HALL, LOVING THE SMACK DOWN THE BOSS IS GIVING THE TARGET OF HIS ENVY, AND MOCKING HIM, SO, BART FLIES OFF THE HANDLE, TELLING THE BOSS, WHAT THAT ASSHOLE DID, WHILE HE TURNS AND ATTACKS THE FUCKER, AND PUNCHES HIM OUT, GETTING FIRED! YOU CAN JUST SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL, HE IS VYING FOR "EVERYTHING" THIS GUY HAS, IN FACT, HE TELLS HIM THAT . . . EARLIER, BART, GIVES THE WONDER BOY $5,000 TO GET RID OF HIM, HE ESCORTS HIM TO THE AIRPORT, AND PUTS HIM ON A PLANE, ONLY TO HAVE, OFFICE BUDDY, FAKE SICKNESS AND HAS THE AIRLINE ATTENDANT, PUSH HIM IN A WHEEL CHAIR, AND BACK INTO BART'S LIFE . . . THIS WAS BEFORE HE LOST HIS JOB! (10) AT ONE POINT, BART SCREAMS, "WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME?" THE GUY RESPONDED, "I WANT IT ALL!" MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT PEOPLE HAVE DONE FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE HOMELESS AND LIVE IN THE GUTTER TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! I USED TO WONDER THE SAME THING, THINKING, YOU GOT MY HOUSE, MY CASES, MY TRUCK, MY CAR, NOW YOU ARE BLOCKING ME FROM GOING INTO UTAH, BUT FOLLOWING ME TO MONTANA, YOU TOOK CREDIT FOR THE MEDICAL MARIJUANA ANALYSIS, THE WATER COMPACT, THE OTHER LEGISLATIVE ISSUES, MY PRESENTATION AT THE FEDERATION OF REPUBLICAN WOMEN, SO I WILL GO WORK IN YELLOWSTONE, BLOCKED THAT, GLACIER, BLOCKED, SO OUT OF TOTAL FRUSTRATION, I STARTED A BLOG, STOLE THAT IN 14 DAYS, WHAT THE FUCK IS LEFT, OH, YOU WANT MY LIFE! FUCK NO! NOW AFTER HOMELESS LOSER, DIP SHIT, GETS BART FIRED, HE HELPS GIRLFRIEND, SECRETARY AND PAYROLL CLERK, CLEAN OUT BART'S OFFICE, AND HE GETS ACCESS TO ALL BART'S CREDIT CARDS, AND STARTS TO CANCEL THOSE. OF COURSE, BART NO LONGER HAS HIS COMPANY SUV TO DRIVE, SO SHORTLY AFTER ALL THIS, YOU SEE HIM AT A BAR, WITH A BAD CREDIT CARD THAT HAD BEEN CANCELLED, NO MONEY TO RETURN A PHONE CALL TO HIS COP FRIEND WHO LEAVES A MESSAGE THAT DIP SHIT GETS, WHILE MESSING IN ALL BART'S STUFF, SO HE RACES TO GET TO HIS PREGNANT WIFE, THINKING HE CAN NOW, MOVE IN AND HAVE HIS BEAUTIFUL HOME AND WIFE TOO--SO FAMILIAR . . . DID SHELLEY WATCH THIS MOVIE, BACK WHILE I WAS AT THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE WORKING AND TEACHING FAMILY LAW AT THE U OF U, AND TAKING CARE OF KIDS? "I WANT EVERYTHING!" EVEN AFTER TAKING MILLIONS NOW, UP TO A BILLION, SHE STILL WANTS MY, "WALMART MONEY CARD," AND FUCKING $930 I LIVE ON, AND SHE HAS FOUGHT THIS FIGHT FOR YEARS, AND SHE WAS WITHIN 3 HOURS OF GETTING IT, BUT FOR ME, CATCHING HER FRUAD, ALREADY HAVING "ACTIVATED" THE CARD, NOT ONLY MAIL FRAUD, BUT COMMUNICATIONS FRAUD, IDENTITY THEFT, PROBABLY, CHANGING MY ADDRESS, THROUGH HER "ONLINE" ACCOUNT, ON MY "CLONE" MONEY CARD, NOW, MY NUMBER, IS OFF THE RECORD, OTHER THAN RECORDED IN MY BLOG, STILL CAN USE IT, BUT, ALWAYS SKETCHY, AND WHEN I CALL THE ROBO VOICE, AND THEY SAY, ENTER YOUR LAST FOUR DIGITS ON YOUR ACCOUNT, IT SAYS, THAT CARD NUMBER DOESN'T EXIST, BECAUSE ELLIOT TAYLOR SECRIST, IS THE OTHER CARD OWNER, AND MY BUDDY ON MY CARD FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS, NOW, ON THEIR CARD, MY OLD CARD, #8699! BOY DO I KNOW THAT SINKING FEELING! SO WHILE THE "BOY FRIDAY" IS IN BART'S COMPANY SUV, HAS CANCELED ALL HIS CREDIT CARDS, I WOULD IMAGINE, SO HE COULD GET NEW ONES, FOR HIMSELF, AND NOW HE IS HEADING TO BART'S HOUSE, WHILE BART IS TRYING TO BEG FOR TWENTY-FIVE CENTS ON THE STREET, TO MAKE A PHONE CALL, TO HIS COP FRIEND, WHO HAS DISCOVERED THAT THIS GUY WAS ACCUSED OF SECURITIES FRAUD, HELLO!, AND HAD MURDERED HIS PARTNER AND HIS WIFE, AND WAS ON THE RUN . . . BINGO, THAT IS WHY HE KNEW ABOUT THE BUSINESS! (12) HIS PLANS ARE TO TAKE BART'S HOUSE AND TO EITHER STEAL HIS WIFE TOO, OR TO KILL HER! BART, IN THIS ROLE REVERSAL, HAS TO TAKE THE COMPANY DELIVERY VAN, PSYCHO BOY USED TO DRIVE, SHOWS UP IN TIME, TO DISCOVER THE DUDE IS A MURDERING SON-OF-A-BITCH, LIKE LITTLE ISAAC, WHO I BELIEVE KILLED A GIRL IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, RIGHT AFTER ELLIOT MOVED A FEW BLOCKS AWAY, FRAMING HIM, WITH COPS, DECIDING TO CHARGE ELLIOT, WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE, JUSTIFYING STEALING HIS MUSIC, MAKING A "FAKE" BAND, MADE UP OF THE REAL MURDERER AND HIS COP, MOB, CHURCH KIDS, AND CLAIMING THAT SHELLEY IS ME, ISAAC IS ELLIOT, AND SHELLEY, AKA, IS JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., MARRIED TO BRETT, JERRY OWENS, BEHIND ENEMY LINES, OR FRANK, AKA, ALLAN REX BESS, A MOBSTER, AND FOR STARTERS, SHELLEY, TURNED JOANN, DID THE BROCK SECURITIES CASE, GETTING THE MONEY, SUE GOT MY WATER COMPACT MONEY, KAY AND RACHEL AND THE GIRLS, ALL DIVIDING MY BLOG, AND WITH THE BOYS CLUBZ PRETENDING I AM DEAD, ALREADY, DISTRIBUTING MY VAST FORTUNE, SHARING THE "GOLDEN ARCHES" WITH MY KIDS, WITH "BOY AND GIRL FRIDAYS" ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! DOING EXACTLY WHAT THIS FUCKING PSYCHO DID, THEY WANTED AND WANT EVERYTHING! LIKE BART, I DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CENTS TO MY NAME RIGHT NOW, AND MY BET IS THAT, SHIT HEAD CREW, WILL DO ANYTHING, TO STOP ME FROM GOING TO SALT LAKE CITY, TO VISIT ELLIOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, AND TRISTAN FOR HIS, THIS COMING WEEKEND . . . REASON FOR THE AMPED UP, SUPER TAKE DOWNS . . . GET ME BEFORE, SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS CATCH THE FAMILY GET TOGETHER! FUCK, I HAVE MY KIDS NAMES ON MY CONTACT LIST, BUT, SHELLEY ALWAYS GETS ACCESS TO "CLONE PHONES!" SHE HATES HER OWN KIDS, BECAUSE THEY ARE MONEY GRUBBING, GOLD DIGGING, LOSERS, WHO ONLY LOVE HER AS LONG AS THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT! HERE IS MY STORY IN MOVIES: (1) IN THE EYES OF A KILLER; (2) MATERNAL INSTINCTS; (3) I KILLED MY BFF; AND (4) DOWN, OUT & DANGEROUS! ADD THE COMPOSITE OF CRAZIES, IN THESE MOVIES, ALL PRETTY COMPETENT PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN RIGHTS--WANTED EVERYTHING I BIRTHED, RAISED, CREATED, ACHIEVED, AND WERE UNWILLING TO LIVE THEIR OWN MISERABLE LIVES, WITH THEIR KIDS--TO FACE HER LIFE, TO FACE HIS LIFE, RATHER THAN STEALING MINE, IS GOING TO BE A HARD PILL TO SWALLOW, PLUS PRISON? PRETTY UGLY, BUT DEVIOUS, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, MISCHIEVEOUS, MANIPULATIVE, NARCISSISTIC, WITHOUT EMPATHY, JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, AND HAVING A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT! SHELLEY AND ISAAC, NOT TO MENTION BRETT AND FRANK, DID ALL THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPORTING THEM! SHIT! A COP JUST CAME IN TO CHECK TO SEE IF I WAS HERE, USING THE BATHROOM AS AN EXCUSE . . . OH, STING OP AT THE SECURITY COP SHOP, WITH ME CATCHING THE GUY, AFTER HE CHECKED OUT MY FACE, ON HIS WALKIE-TALKIE, AND WHEN CAUGHT, DITCHING IN THE MENS BATHROOM . . . COPS ON THE RIGHT OF ME, SHERIFFS ON THE LEFT, STUCK HERE IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU! THANK GOD! THESE GUYS WERE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS, UNTIL I SAW THAT NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ON "THE PSYCHOPATH NEXT DOOR" AND THEN I TURNED UP THE HEAT ON THEM, TURNED THE TABLES AND STARTED GETTING SOME TRACTION, AT LEAST AS FAR AS TAKING THE FUCKERS DOWN! A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE, FOR ONCE! GOOD GRIEF! HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY, ALL THOSE MOVIES ARE FREE ON YOUTUBE! BETTER GO BEFORE I HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING MISSOULA PD GETTING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALD'S ON WEST BROADWAY! LET'S SAY, I HAVE "TRUST ISSUES," AND MORMON CHURCH WILL BE OUT SOON, AND THE TROOPS WILL BE RALLYING! GO JO! A LIST OF BOOKS AT THE POV. THAT CAUGHT MY EYE: NEXT MAN UP. SONG OF SOLOMON. WALKING--THE PLEASURE EXERCISE. EDISON AND THE ELECTRIC CHAIR. MY LOSING SEASON . . . SYMBOLIC NAME, LIKE AUTHOR OF THE WASHINGTON SECRET WAR, THOMAS FLEMMING, REMEMBER IAN FLEMMING, WHO WROTE JAMES BOND, .007, WHEN THE BRITISH MALES WERE GOING THROUGH THEIR MALE IDENTITY CRISIS, WITH MARGARET THATCHER, AS PRIME MINISTER, I THINK, CONNECTIONS TO HILLARY. THE LAST ONE, WAS "BORN TO RUN" AND "ONE STEP TO GLORY!" THEY ALL HAVE MEANING AND WERE VERY STRATEGICALLY PLACED BY MY INTEL MAN, GOD! THANKS FOR THE CONSTANT CARE, THE CONSTANT LOVE, AND THE CONSTANT WATCHFUL EYE, AND FOR FIGURING OUT MY VERY COMPLICATED BRAIN, BUT A FUN BRAIN! BUT OF COURSE YOU CREATED IT, SO YOU ALREADY NEW ME, EVEN BEFORE I WAS IN MY MOTHER'S WOMB! JEREMIAH! THE ANSWERS ARE IN THE BIBLE! READ IT . . . WHERE I GOT A LOT OF SYMBOLISM! HAVE A GREAT AND WRESTFUL SUNDAY . . . I GOD I TRUST, IN JESUS CHRIST I AM SAVED, AND SO ARE YOU!

Kiss My Ass . . . Statement in Title, On Bench at Mall Bus Stop, but the Word, "Bench" to an Attorney, Means, Something Different To Most People . . . In Court, the Judge is Sitting at the Bench . . . or You Can Op For a "Bench" Trial, Over a "Jury" Trial.  This is Preferable, When You Have Very Complicated Issues of Fact and Law.  I Had Just Posted Some Counter-Arguments on the Salish-Kootenai Indian Water Compact, Still In Court, Last I Heard or Read in the Newspaper, a Bit Out of Touch, Other Than Responding to the Lecture I Heard the Other Day at the U of M, Law School--Indian Law Week, SKP or Kerr Dam Project.

Since I don't get the money from my blog, little, signs, or fun messages like this, may be all I get by way of some affirmation, or appreciation, from some of the stuff I do . . . call it positive mental attitude in a very tough world, of people, like the ones I just wrote about, who claim, every aspect of my life, especially, my "intellectual property" which, should have made me, first a millionaire, now a billionaire, like the scripture say, I am poor, but I have made many rich!  Some day, hopefully, this will be worked out, through investigation, charges, arrests, incarceration, a trail, either bench or jury, and conviction, finally getting justice served!

ALL I WANT IS JUSTICE!