UNMASK! ROLLING THUNDER . . . I'M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL, I'M ANTI-STUPID! THIRD SLASH IN POKE-A-DOT SWIMSUIT--ONE FOR EACH ATTEMPTED HIT? LOL! HALLOWEEN IS COMING AND MY SUIT, LOOKS SO SHREDDED, IT CAN PASS FOR A SCARY SWIMSUIT . . . EVIDENCE OF THE MURDER ATTEMPTS, SYMBOLIC OF WHAT THEY ARE GOING OR TRYING TO DO TO ME? MAYBE? WHY THE COPS MIGHT WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THESE ASSAULTS . . . YOU CAN THREATEN SOMEONE WITHOUT ACTUALLY TOUCHING THEM! FOILED STING OPS UP RATTLESNAKE CANYON, JJ DELIVERY BOY/CIA AGENT AT LEARNING CENTER OF THE LIBRARY, ATTEMPTING TO MAKE ME STAY A BIT LONGER? CHECK WALMART MONEY CARD--#0192--LAST FOUR DIGETS, MIGHT GET CLOSER TO FIGURING OUT WHO THE FUCK IS WHOM? MR. RICK CASABLANCA FOLLOWING ME OVER TO JIMMY JOHNS SANDWICH JOINT, TAKING ABOUT 5 DOUBLE TAKES! ANOTHER STING OP? SO WE ARE HITTING THREE FOR A DAY! NICE . . . I FEEL LIKE THE MISSOULIAN CARTOONIST, PORTRAYED, YESTERDAY, 8/11/15, OPINION PAGE, WITH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, HILLARY CLINTON, HANGING BY A FISH HOOK, IN THE MIDDLE OF CIRCLING SHARKS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, LABELED WITH THE GOP PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS, IN VARIOUS STAGES OF BEING DEVOURED BY THE OTHER CIRCLING SHARKS! LOL! I AM NOT A PURE DEMOCRAT, AND I SURE AS HELL AM NOT A REPUBLICAN--MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS THINK I AM TOO LIBERAL, MY LIBERAL FRIENDS THINK I AM TOO CONSERVATIVE . . . AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE A BAD ASS CONSTITUTIONAL LAW CHICK LIKE ME SHOULD BE! THE MORMON GOP, RUNNING 70% OF THE CIA, FBI, AND ABOUT 100% OF THE UTAH BASED CYBER SPY OP, AROUND THE POINT OF THE MOUNTAIN, FROM SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, MO CHURCH HEADQUARTERS, WANT ME TO BE REPUBLICAN, BEING THE MOST REPULICAN STATE, AND ME HAVING TWO HOUSES, FORMERLY IN THE MOST RED COUNTY OF THE MOST RED STATE . . . WITH THE BIGGEST NAME RECOGNITION, MINE! AND 6 MO MUFFINS, BEING PASSED OFF AS ME DAILY, WHILE I AM BEING TARGETS, HAVE HITS, ATTEMPTS ON MY LIFE DAILY, THREATS OF ARRESTS FOR SITTING IN THE PARK HELPING A RUSSIAN, DEAL WITH SOME LANDLORD TENANT ISSUES, PROBABLY MADE UP BY MY ENEMIES . . . LAST NIGHT, AFTER I HAVE WAITED SINCE LAST FRIDAY NIGHT, FOR THE CHICK TO PRODUCE THE DOCUMENTS I NEED TO HELP HER WITH HER ISSUES, SHE SAID IN FRONT OF STAFF . . . OH, I GUESS YOU ARE TOO BUSY TO HELP ME WITH MY LEGAL ISSUES . . . NO, LAST I LEFT IT, YOU WERE TO BRING ME YOUR COURT, RENTAL, AND ADDITIONAL DEPOSIT INFORMATION, SO THAT I COULD CONTACT THE PROPERTY MANAGERS, AND TELL THEM THAT $7,000 IN ADDITOIN TO YOUR $970 DEPOSIT, IS WAY HIGH, TO JUST CLEAN CARPETS YOU SAY ARE IN GOOD CONDITION, AND PAINT THAT YOU SAID, DIDN'T NEED PAINTING? SHE GOES OFF, AGAIN, WELL I GUESS YOU ARE TOO BUSY TO HELP ME . . . LOOK, I AM DOING YOU A FAVOR, YOU ARE NOT DOING ME A FAVOR, GET YOUR DOCUMENTS . . . THEY ARE IN STORAGE . . . THEN PULL THEM OFF THE COMPUTER, LIKE YOU WANT ME TO DO! I GUESS YOU ARE TOO BUSY! WHATEVER . . . ANOTHER SHELLEY GIG, SET UP . . . GET MY TAKE ON THE CASE, SO THAT SHE CAN COME SAVE THE CLIENT . . . JUST LIKE WITH YELLOWSTONE'S NICK CASE . . . I WROTE THAT I THOUGHT NICK GOT WELL COMPENSATED FOR HIS ALLEGED INJURIES AND DAMAGES, NOT ONLY WITH FOOD STAMPS, BUT GETTING PAID, AND ALSO RECIEVING 19 WEEKS OF WORKERS COMP! GOOD GOD, WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FROM A SEASONAL JOB . . . YOU ARE NOT THE CEO OF YELLOWSTONE WHO GOT CANNED! THE ATTORNEY WITH NO NAME, SUSPICIOUS, IN AND OF ITSELF, WITH NO LOCATION, MET WITH NICK ON TUESDAY AND SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T THINK THEY HAD JURISDICTION . . . WHAT THE FUCK? YES, YELLOWSTONE PARK IS IN SEVERAL STATES, BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW, OLD FAITHFUL INN, WHERE NICK WORKED, IS LOCATED IN WEST YELLOWSTONE, WHICH IS LOCATED IN MONTANA . . . AND D&C CONCESSIONS HAS A HEADQUARTERS IN MISSOULA OR IN MONTANA SOMEHWERE! SO, ANY LAWYER WORTH THEIR SALT, AND A FAKE LAWYER, LISTENING OR HAVING ACCESS TO SURVEILLANCE ON ME, 24/7 LIKE FAKE ASS ALLEGED ATTORNEY, SHELLEY, AKA, JOANN S. SECRIST, PROBABLY WORKING FROM THE FLATHEAD VALLEY, WHITEFISH OR FINLEY LAKE, COULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY EXPLAINATION ON JURISDICTION WHEN I WAS TALKING TO NICK . . . THERE IS LONG ARM JURISDICTION, THAT ANY BUSINESS DOING WORK IN THE STATE, BASICALLY HAS AGREED TO JURISDICTION OF BEING HAULED INTO COURT IN THAT STATE . . . AND SINCE D&C CONCESSIONS, IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN MONTANA, FOR SURE THERE IS JURISDICTION! NICK TRUSTS THIS ALLEGED ATTORNEY, REALLY LIKES HER, AND DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE HER? WHAT . . . SHE IS PUTTING THE JURISDICTIONAL ISSUE ON NICK, LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT JURISDICTION . . . AND IT APPEARS THAT HE DOES KNOW MORE, HE GOT A MONTANA ATTORNEY . . . THIS ATTORNEY IS TELLING HIM TO GET AN ATTORNEY IN WYOMING! WHAT? SHE IS NOT LEAVING ME OUT TO DRY, SHE REQUESTED HIS EMPLOYEMENT CONTRACT, AND COULD GET HIM A SETTLEMENT, WITHIN 180 DAYS, BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHORT CHANGE HIM? WHAT . . . SENDING HIM TO AN ATTORNEY, WITH A COMPANY WHO PAYS THEIR EMPLOYEES CHECKS FROM MONTANA, HAS SURELY GIVEN JURISDICTION IN THE STATE OF MONTANA! THIS IS NOT AN ATTORNEY NICK AND SHE IS THE ONE, HOW SHOULD KNOW ABOUT JURISDICTION, AND THE EEOC, EXHAUSTING ALL ADMINISTRATIVE REMEDIES, BEFORE SEEKING A SETTLEMENT OR GOING TO THE DISTRICT COURT, WHICH HAS GENERAL JURISDICTION. I EXPLAINED TO NICK, THAT THE REASON THERE ARE GOVERNMENT ADMINISTRATIVE AGENCIES, LIKE THE EEOC, AND THE LABOR COMMISSIONS AT A STATE LEVEL, IS TO ALLEVIATE THE COURTS OF BURDENSOM ISSES THAT CAN BE HANDLED OUTSIDE OF THE COURTROOM SITUATION, EXERCISING JUDICIAL ECONOMY, AND NOT BURDENING THE COURT SYSTEM AND COURT'S TIME . . . THIS IS WHY, SUBSTITUTING SHELLEY, KAY, RACHEL, SUE, TIFFANY, AND KELLY FOR ME IS TOTAL BULL SHIT, THE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT! THE UTAH STATE BAR ASSOCIATION, THAT TOOK A BRIBE ON MY MONEY, TO FUCK ME, SHOULD GET FUCKED BACK FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID . . . LIKE I SAID, NOT MS. CONGENIALITY, LIKE SHELLEY, I AM ANTI-STUPID! THIS IS DUMB ASS SHIT! YOU DON'T ALLOW NON-ATTORNEYS TO PRACTICE LAW, WITHOUT GOING THROUGH AN ACCREDITED LAW SCHOOL, AND TAKING THE BAR EXAM, AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF EXPERIENCE TO IMMITATE ME . . . OFTEN IMMITATED, NEVER DUPLICATED! GOOD GOD! BRUNETTE JOKES . . .

Brunette Jokes

• what do you call a man, who is with a brunette?  A hostage!  LOL!
• what do you call a black and blue brunette?  A brunette who told too many blonde jokes!

Elvira and Her Black Pimp!

You are only as smart as the people you are attracted to!  So, this black guy, smart, lauding his credentials, as a college graduate, comes up at the Poverello, and brings his lunch tray . . . now, I have never really talked to this guy, but Elvira, had the hots for him.  Elvira, reminds me of Shelley, by big sister, of one year, and the whanna be me, whanna be attorney, whanna be my children's mother, and whanna ditch her own shitty life!  But, this 60 year old woman, with jet black hair, down below her ass, a fake boob job, that she is ever so proud of, and a big time cougar, looking for a husband, in a place where most men, can't even take care of themselves, is a joke, and so when she told us that, and we kidded her about it, she said, well . . . I am looking for someone to adopt me!  Elvira, chose this, what I thought, until our conversation today, black, somewhat younger dude, who appears, kind of quiet, and withdrawn, but hey, she wants young, she wants black preferably, because she was married, allegedly to some black dude, for 23 years, who was 20 years her junior!  She wants her bi-racial kids to be accepted.  Now, originally, this guy, whom I still don't know his name, kind of dissed her, telling her all these women he had eyes on, or had the hots for, and on top of that, he likes women with small breasts . . . she has a boob job, and was somewhat offended by his comments!  LOL!  He said, well, I like what I like!  Smart at least on that issue, cops all like the same woman, and generally one with huge ass tits, and it doesn't matter they are real or fake!  Scream!

So, Elvira, who sits her lazy ass, 24/7 at the Pov. trying to tell dirty jokes and appear half her age, gave up on this guy and I have not seen them together, and really haven't noticed him, since a few days ago, when the witchy woman in the long black dress, tried hitting on the biggest flirt in the whole place, a skater looking dude, past his prime also, and the two were making out the other night, acting like two juveniles in heat!  The next day, she went on a romantic walk with lover boy, and he ran into a younger lover and ditched her sorry old ass!  She was shocked and devastated!  LOL!