HURRICANE SIMULATOR . . . KICKIN' HOT--HOT TICKET--KICKIN' IT UP! AS WOMEN IN SAUDI ARABIA GET THE FIRST TIME: RIGHT TO VOTE--HOORAH--WORLD CHEER!!!!! . . . WOMEN IN CENTRAL PARK, NEW YORK, BARE IT ALL, IN A TOPLESS, STARS & STRIPES, AMERICAN FLAG, PAINTED ON THEIR BREASTS, STOMACHS AND ARMS, IN THE ALLEGED, "UGLY AMERICAN" VERSION OF "FREE SPEECH", CELEBRATING FREEDOM, WOMANS' RIGHTS, FEMALE BODIES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, CITIZENS UNITED! JAY-WALKERS IN CHINA, GET NEW PUNISHMENT . . . WEARING A GREEN DUNCE HAT, INDICATING THAT THEIR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON THEM . . . GUESS THEY DON"T FIGURE CHINESE WOMEN CHEAT, BECAUSE THERE IS NOT A FEMALE EQUIVALENT PUNISHMENT, UNLESS THEY JUST MAKE THEM WEAR THE TRADITIONAL, CUCKHOLDED HUSBAND'S GARB--SHAKESPEAREAN TERM FOR CHEATED ON HUSBAND, FROM THE BARD! LOL! WITCH HUNT (FOR ME TOO! I FEEL YOUR PAIN!) IS ON FOR HILLARY--POLITICAL PUNDITS PREDICT HILLARY"S DOWNFALL AGAIN (DAILY INTER LAKE, OPINION--A4, COLUMNIST, GENE LYONS, FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 2015): (1) WASHINGTON MAY NOW HAVE REACHED THE STATE-OF-THE-ART POINT OF HAVING A COVER-UP WITHOUT A CRIME; (2) THESE CLUMSY EFFORTS AT SUPPRESSION ARE FECKLESS AND SELF-DEFEATING . . . ARE SWIFTLY DRAINING AWAY PUBLIC TRUST IN (HER) INTEGRITY; (3) CLINTON'S PLAY BY SEPARATE RULES (AND) THAT THE NORMAL STANDARDS DON'T APPLY; (4) NO SECRETARY OF STATE PREVIOUS TO CLINTON HAD A GOVERNMENT EMAIL ACCOUNT; (5) SEE, IF HILLARY WOULD JUST QUIT FIGHTING FOR HERSELF AND HER ISSUES, THEY COULD QUIT GANGING UP ON THE BITCH; (6) MEANWHILE, THIS HAS TO BE AT LEAST THE FOURTH TIME THE SAME CROWD HAS PREDICTED HER IMMINENT DEMISE, IF NOT HER INDICTMENT AND CONVICTION; (7) UPON PRESUMED EVIDENCE IN DOCUMENTS NOBODY'S YET SEEN; AND (8) WHEN THE EVIDENCE FINALLY EMERGES, IT TURNS OUT THAT HILLARY HAS BEEN DILIGENTLY COLORING INSIDE THE LINES ALL ALONG! (9) AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE"S SMARTER AND TOUGHER THAN HER ENEMIES--THE VERY QUALITIES THAT DRIVE THEM CRAZY!!!!!!!! WHEN SONS AND SON-IN-LAWS BECOME ENEMIES! LIKE ALL MEN--WHEN THEY DISCOVER THEY HAVE A DICK! LOL! SON ELLIOT, GUITARIST/VOCALIST FOR "THE DITCH & THE DELTA" BAND, TOURING AMERICA RIGHT NOW . . . A BOOB MAN SINCE BIRTH--FREE BOOB MASSAGES WHILE BREAST FEEDING, 'TIL HE WAS 9 MONTHS OLD! NOW, "HEELS OVER HEADS!" SON, CHRIS, MANAGER FOR A NATIONAL COMPUTER COMPANY, MAKING PUBLICITY FILES FOR ROCK STARS, MOVIE STARS, POLITICIANS AND CORPORATIONS--SO THEY KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID ABOUT THEM IN 300 NEWSPAPERS, MAGAZINES AND NEWSLETTER . . . ALWAYS MOM'S PROTECTOR--AGE 5--MOM, "THOSE MEN ARE LOOKING AT YOU"--THANKS FOR TELLING ME SON . . . AT 35--NEWS FLASH--YOU HAVE A HOT MAMA! LOL! MARRIED TO A VICTORIA SECRET MODEL HE KEEPS UNDER SWEATS AND BAGGIE SHIRTS! LOL! SON-IN-LAWS ENTICED BY MORMON VISIONS OF PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE MULTIPLE WIVES! MUSLIMS PROMISE 70 VIRGINS, ALLAH, BETTER DEAL, MO GOD, ONLY 10 VIRGINS! LOL! WILL ONLY HAPPEN OVER YOUR DEAD MOTHER-IN-LAW'S BODY! YOU CAN PRETEND THAT NICER SOUTHWICK SISTERS ARE YOUR MO-IN-LAW! TELL THE MO ASSASSINS, THEY ARE ME! LOL! TELL THE MO BOYZ CLUBZ, CIA, FBI, ATF, NSA, DIA AND 40 SPY AGENCIES, TO KILL THE MORMON MUFFIN MOM IMITATORS! LOL! ANNIE'S DREAM . . . ME TAKING ANOTHER CASE TO U.S. SUPREME COURT, INVOLVING "THIRD PARTY" SURROGATE PARENTING RIGHTS TO BE SHARED WITH PARENTS--PARENTING PLANS, VISITATION, SHARED DECISION MAKING . . . MONTANA LAWS & COURTS PIONEERING THE NATION IN THIS AREA! NICE, BUT NO DICE . . . ANOTHER KILLER CASE THAT I WILL TAKE TO THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, THAT WILL BE STOLEN AT THE GOLDEN GATES OF THE LAW, AND GIVEN TO THE FRAUD BROAD DOUBLES . . . DITCHIN' DOUBLES! LET THE BITCHES DO IT THEMSELVES THIS TIME . . . NEWS FLASH, THEY CAN:T! LOL! BUT I WILL BE GLAD TO SIT BACK AND LET THEM TRY! "ON DEMAND" THE NEON LIGHTS ARE ON! NO THANKS! KILLER BEES RIDE AGAIN . . . JAMES KENNEDY (OR DOUBLE TROUBLE) AND MR. HOT PANTS PHIL, DITCHED, DUCKED, DODGED AND DOGGED! I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE . . . QUEEN BEE UP IN THE FLATHEAD! STING OP IN POVERELLO PALACE, HOTEL CALIFORNIA . . . YOU CAN GET IN, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE . . . OH, YEAH, WATCH ME!!!!!!! IN KALISPELL AND KILA, SINCE THURSDAY! I'M TRAINING THE SPY KIDS . . . THE "FUGITIVE" BEST AND BRIGHTEST, ON THE TRAIN GANG! JUST LIKE HARRISON FORD, I HAVE TO PROVE MY OWN INNOCENCE FROM BEING FRAMED, BECAUSE, "ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN" COULDN'T PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER AGAIN--THEY HAVE DICKS TOO--THEY ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!!!! . . . BUT HAVE NO FEAR, UNDERDOG IS HERE! I AM THE BEST AT WHAT I DO! LOL! ELLE MAGAZINE: THIS IS 30: LOVE, SEX, SUCCESS, POWER, AND MONEY! WAY COOL, AMERICAN WOMAN! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS: NORTHWESTERN MONTANA FAIR GOING ON--PIG WRESTLING, RODEO--YEAH, COWBOYS!!!! ALWAYS FUN DEMOLITION DERBY--HOTSHOT FIREFIGHTING DAUGHTER, GRETA, ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THE POWDER PUFF DERBY . . . NOW SHE IS DODGING FIREWALLS . . . DEEPLY SORRY, TO STATE OF WASHINGTON, PARENTS . . . HEART GOES OUT TO FAMILIES OF THREE FIREFIGHTERS, WHO LOST THEIR LIVES, IN ACCIDENT--#1 CAUSE OF DEATH FOR FIREFIGHTERS . . . 3 SURVIVED ACCIDENT, TO BE CONSUMED BY THE FIRE, AFTER THE ACCIDENT . . . HORRIBLE, SAD, HEROES SAVING SMALL TOWN AMERICA . . . STATE OF WASHINGTON, ASKING FOR VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS, NOW COMING FROM AROUND THE GLOBE TO HELP . . . WE ALL RISE & FALL TOGETHER . . . LIQUID PLANET, TIED BY SOCIAL MEDIA, LOV