BUBBA SHOT THE JUKEBOX. TRAMP STAMP. TV REALITY SHOW KILLED THE REALITY TV STAR PRESIDENT! ROLD GOLD PRETZELS. TINY TWISTS. ORIGINAL. WHEN THE TRUTH NEEDS TO COME OUT, I FIND A WAY! PUTIN'S PLAYBOOK, TRUMP ON FOX, U.S. OFFICIALS SAY THAT RUSSIA EFFORTS TO FRAME UKRAINE FOR ELECTION MEDDLING. POLITICAL HACKS (PRO-RUSSIAN, TRUMP & GOP--REWRITE 2016 HISTORY, IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES) VS. FOREIGN SERVICE PROFESSIONALS (PRO-UKRAINE, NATIONAL SECURITY SYSTEMS)! SUPREME AMBITION. JUSTICE KENNEDY TOLD TRUMP TO NOMINATE KAVENAUGH. SURELY NOT OF THE MASSACHUSETTS KENNEDY FAMILY, ALL DEMS, NOT CONSERVATIVE AT ALL. BIG SECRET BACK-CHANNEL CABAL PUSHING FOR THE CAVEMAN, CONSIDERED A BIG TIME BUSHIE, TOO BUSHIE FOR MOST! TRUMP PICKED UP WHERE BUSH LEFT OFF, IN THIS "UNITARY EXECUTIVE" UNCONSTITUTIONAL BULLSHIT! MY GUESS, IS THAT THE NEXT FEMALE ON THE SUPREME COURT, WILL BE, ME, BUT, WITH KAY, UNDER MY MASK! LOL. PATHETIC, DICKS, COCKS, CUNTS! DEATH, BONES, AND STATELY HOMES, ALL BUILT WITH MY MONEY, MY LIFE, MY KIDS, MY STORIES, MY RESUME, COPS FEAR OF ME! ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER, WHO, TIMELY, NATANYAHU, TRUMP'S BUDDY, JUST, CHANGING, WHAT, 70 YEARS OF POLICY, FOR, BIBI, JUST CONVICTED, ON BRIBERY, FRAUD AND BREACH OF TRUST! HELLO! TWO PEAS IN A POD! 6 DAY WAR FOR ISRAELIS, WHAT 14 YEARS IN IRAQ? AFGHANISTAN? FIRST MOVING, THE CAPITAL OF ISRAEL, TO JERUSALEM, THEN, SAYING IT IS OKAY FOR, ISRAELIS TO BUILD IN THE WEST BANK, AND GAZA STRIP! WHOOPS, EVEN THAT DIDN'T WORK FOR THE PRIME MINISTER. KAY, SPECIAL? DUMBASS, BALD, CAT! SHE LOVES CATS. I DON'T DO CATS! LOL. TOUGH ENOUGH TO FOLLOW. CONTENDER OR PRETENDER. I AM BAD ASS CON OR CONTENDER! SHE IS THE PRETENDER! PUSSY ONLY. THE HANGED MAN AND THE FORTUNE TELLER. MASTER CLASS. INTERNATIONAL DELIGHT. SEEDLIP. KICK OFF THE CHRISTMAS! BRING IN THE CHEER! WRAP UP A SMILE. WRAP BATTLES. SNACK. BITE. MORE. WRAP UP A LAUGH! COFFEE MINT CHOCOLATE WHIP. DO A DULLOP OF DAISY. DUKE. DON'T GIVE LOVE THE BIRD. TURKEY DROP! INNOVATIVE. 3 AMIGOS. RAKUTEN. GHOSTDOG. GIANT CHEST PROTECTOR! LOL. LAURA KENNEDY--FEENEY. ACADEMY OF DIPLOMACY. KANSAS KENNEDY? POMPEO RUN FOR THE SENATE IN KANSAS? CIA & SECRETARY OF STATE. CONNECTING THE DOTS! UKRAINE. TURKMENSTAN. TWO STINTS IN RUSSIA? SOLVE MY CASE. SOLVE AMERICAN PROBLEM CHILD TRUMP! JAMES KENNEDY FROM KANSAS, PRETENDS TO BE DEMOCRAT CONNECTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS, KENNEDY, CAMELOT! DEVIL PATRICK. SPECIAL K, AKA. JOANN. BOSS. RAKUTEN. BROOKFIELD PROPERTIES. BOUNCE & SPIN PUPPY. GOOD CHOICE, KID. OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE, TEMPTATION KNOCKS FOREVER. NINTENDO SWITCH. IT'S BEAUTIFUL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. CHURCH OF CHRIST. THANKS OF CLEARING THE BRUSH AND BUSHES, NEAR BUS STOP WAS FOR PROTECTION AND INCREASED EXPOSURE OF KNIFE OUT! WHIRLWIND. ARAMARK. REDMOND LIBRARY. B LINE METRO. GUT TO NOT STOP AT WALGREENS. MORE PEOPLE AT CROSSROADS. TRANSIT COP. LAST ONES SWIPED MY CARD FOR THE ELECTRONIC TAPE. GOT TO CROSSROADS, STARTED MY BUS EXERCISES WITH 25 MINUTES, WAIT FOR 245. RADIO WENT OFF? DEAD BATTERIES? TRACKING BEEP ALARM WENT OFF! TURNED OF DEVICE IMMEDIATELY! IF YOU THINK, WITNESSES TO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, TESTIFYING AGAINST THE PRESIDENT, ARE AT THREAT, AND THEY ARE, THINK OF SOMEONE, WHO FEEDS THEM, IDEAS, PHILOSOPHIES, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW AND PRINCIPLES, DAILY, AND HAS FOR THE ENTIRE TRUMP CANDIDACY AND THREE YEARS OF PRESIDENCY! FUCK, YEAH, YEARS AND YEARS OF 24/7 CONSTANT CONTACT AND, ATTACK! GOOD CHOICE, KID. MY SON TOLD ME THERE WERE NO FUNNY ADS? EACH ONE I WRITE ABOUT, THE, LOSERS, WHO STEAL MY BLOG, PAY TO CUT OUT THE FUNNY PART, LIKE NEW ROOMMATE, GRISWALDA, COOKING UP A WITCH'S POTION OVER THE STOVE, WITH BLACK CATS, ALL OVER THE KITCHEN, THEN, SITS DOWN WITH TWO FREAKED OUT COLLEGE GIRLS, AND FEEDS ONE A SPOONFUL OF BREW, AND, SHE TURNS INTO A CAT OR HER FACE, IS PAINTED, LIKE A CAT! LOL. THE LAST PART, ABOUT, TURNING, CHICK INTO A CAT, CIA DEPUTIZES, ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE, WAS CUT OUT, BECAUSE, I CALL THEM CATS! LOL. KISW. 99.9 WITH THE MEN'S ROOM, JUST GOT, FIRST ENTERTAINMENT AWARD. ESKIMO BROS? JUST SAYING . . . I ROCK! THEY ARE FUNNY. ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE BOYZ CLUB IS UP TO? IT'S BEAUTIFUL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD! THE PUMP HOUSE. LOCAL GIFT GIVING! KISS. SO, I LOVE THIS AD, TOO, LITTLE GIRL, ALONE IN THE WOODS, AND GRISWALDA SHOWS UP, WITH AN APPLE IN HAND, TALKING APPLE, THAT IS, NEXT SEEN, WITCH IS BEHIND BARS, YOUNG GIRL IS EATING A TANGERINE! GOOD CHOICE, KID. I LOVE ADOPTION. ALL INVITED! TOGETHER FOR THANKSGIVING. DEATH, BONES AND STATELY HOMES. GOOD CHOICE, KID. I LIKE MY WOMEN, ON THE TRASHY SIDE! LOL. BAD ASS MASTER CLASS! OH, HELL, YEAH, DR. FIONA HILL! IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS, WITNESS! UNDRESSES, ALLEGED, ATTORNEY FOR THE GOP, LIKE, WHAT ATTORNEY WORTH THEIR SALT, YIELDS HIS INTERROGATION TIME, TO HIS CLIENT, DEVIL DUNES? LOL. SOME PROOF THERE. SONDLAND, TURNS TO THE "EMOTIONAL WOMEN" DEFENSE, AGAINST, DR. HILL! THAT OLD HYSTERICAL WOMEN, PISSED THAT THE PRESIDENT, IS, PLAYING A GAME OF POLITICAL ERRAND, WHILE TOP STATE FOREIGN SERVICE PERSONS, EXPERTS IN THE FIELD, ARE PROTECTING, NATIONAL SECURITY INTERESTS, SEEING, THE UKRAINE, AS OUR BUFFER BETWEEN WESTERN AND EASTER, COMMUNIST BLOCK COUNTRIES, LIKE, RUSSIA, CHINA, AND NORTH KOREA, IN LAND MASS TERMS! IT IS CRITICAL TO OUR ALLIES AND COUNTRY, THAT WE GET WEAPONS, AND PROTECTION TO THE UKRAINE, A FRONT LINE COUNTRY, FOR EVEN OUR OWN, DEFENSE! FUCK! HYSTERICAL FEMALE? GOD DAMNED RIGHT! ANGER? NOT JUST YES, BUT HELL YES! YOU WANT TO SEE, CRAZY? YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING BUDDY! MR. CASTER, YIELDS TO NUNES, JOKE, AFTER, LAYING OUT, AND STRIPPING, GOP'S CLOWNEY, ASS, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, GAINING MORE AND MORE TRACTION IN THE U.S., FROM OUR OWN, WORST ENEMIES, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS, ALL DOING THE BIDDING OF PUTIN AND RUSSIANS, WHO WANT TO WEAKEN AMERICA, AND, TAKE BACK THE UKRAINE, TO BRING BACK THE GLORY DAYS OF THE U.S.S.R.! YOU FUCKING DUMB ASSES??????? I LOVE YOU, FIONA, AND NO, SPECIAL KAY IS NOT ME . . . I AM WRITING THIS BLOG FROM, SOHPIA'S PLACE, IN BELLEVUE WASHINGTON! NOT FROM EAST COAST, WASHINGTON, D.C.! I TRAIN THEM, THEY COPYRIGHT ME! YOU HAVE "NEVER" MET ME! THE CHICKS AND CHAPS YOU THINK WRITE THIS STUFF ARE THE ONES, TRYING TO KILL ME! OH, COOL, REPRESENTATIVE, DENNY HECK OF THE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, WHO, REHABILITATED, KICK ASS, FORMER AMBASSADOR, MARIA OR MASHA YOVANOVITCH, AKA, JOANNOBITCH, TOP NOTCH, 33 YEARS OF SERVICE, IS ACTUALLY, A DEMOCRAT FROM WASHINGTON? I WILL HAVE TO CHECK, WHERE, MR. HECK, REPRESENTS OR WHERE HIS DISTRICT IS? GOOD MAN, IN VINDICATING, MS. YOVANOVITCH, ALSO, FIRED FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING, BLOCKING THIS SHIT THE PRESIDENT AND ALL HIS CLOWNS, WERE TRYING TO DO, WITH A LIFE, LONG CAREER, IN FOREIGN SERVICE, AS AN ANTI-CORRUPTION, AMBASSADOR, SYMBOLICALLY, CLEANSED ME TOO, AFTER, 20 YEAS OF BEING, SMEARED, WITH NOT ONLY CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS, BROUGHT TO MY OWN, KIDS, BUT, DAILY ASSAULTS ON MY PERSON, HEALTH, PLACES AND EFFECTS, ALL IN VIOLATION OF ALL, MY CONSTITUTIONAL, AND CIVIL RIGHTS! PAYBACK FOR, FIGHTING CORRUPTION IN THE "EXECUTIVE BRANCH" REGARDLESS OF WHO IS PRESIDENT, AND SURVIVING, THREE ADMINISTRATIONS, RELENTLESS INTIMIDATION, HUMILIATION, FINANCIAL TERRORISM, AND, DEATH THREATS! YOU ALL, BETTER, WITNESSES, BE ON HIGH ALERT! THIS SHIT IS REAL! THEY WILL CUT DOWN, BUSHES, AND BRUSH, TO HAVE A CLEAN, SNIPER SHOT AT YOUR HEAD! TEAM "A" ASSASSINS. TEAM "B" CLEAN UP! NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW WHERE I HAVE GONE! YESTERDAY ON THE RADIO STATION, ON ANOTHER ONE, JODY, AND DONNY, I THINK, 95.6 OR SOMETHING, OR WHATEVER I WAS ON, KEPT HAVING THESE ADS FOR NEW TV SERIES, AND THE FINAL, WORDS WERE SOMETHING LIKE, "YOU WILL BE MURDERED AND NOBODY WILL KNOW." A DIRECT THREAT. I LOVE JODY'S, APPROACH TO THE GYM, LOL. SHE DRIVES UP, PARKS IN FRONT OF THE GYM, WATCHES AND NETFLEX MOVIE AND, THEN, LEAVES! SCREAM! YOU REALLY, NEED TO HIT THE GYM THIS WEEK. NAH, THE HEARINGS ARE ON. FUCK THAT SHIT! OF COURSE, ALL MY OLD, CIA, BOYFRIENDS, HONEY TRAPS, SEE ME GETTING IN SHAPE AND THE NEXT GIG FOR THREATS, LA FITNESS! LOOK, ALL THE HONEY TRAPS, SENT, IN YEARS, ARE ALL THESE, 6'5" + DUDES--RACHEL, SHELLEY, MATCHES! I AM BUFF. I NEED A BEEFCAKE! LOL. 200+ AGENTS, IN LA FITNESS, MONDAY NIGHT--DIDN'T HELP MY RESOLVE TO EXERCISE! NO, ACTUALLY, I AM A WORKOUT QUEEN, WHEN, I GET STARTED, AND, I AM ALLOWED TO GET OVER THAT FIRST, 2 WEEKS OF ACHES AND PAINS, STIFFNESSS, THEN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY . . . THAT IS ABOUT WHEN, THESE OLD FUCKS, WHO, SEE THIS COUGAR, AT WORK, DUDES EVERYWHERE, HALF MY AGE, HANGING AROUND, SEAHAWKS, SHOWING UP, AND ALL. WHEN I FIRST GOT BACK IN TOWN, IN TWO WEEKS OF UN-INTERRUPTED, LA FITNESS, BUS STOP EXERCISES, MY FRIENDS, SAID, YOU LOOK, LIKE YOU HAVE LOST 40 POUNDS! WELL, THE CIA BOYZ CLUB SEES THAT TOO! THEN THEY TAKE ACTION, TO STOP ME! THEY ALSO, NOTE, WHO, MOTIVATED ME, TO JOIN LA FITNESS! WHO DRIVES ME TO GO NOW! GOTTA KEEP THEM SEPARATED! DON'T HOLD BACK YOUR LOVE . . . BECAUSE, I WILL ALWAYS BE BY YOU. WE GOT SOMETHING THEY ALL WANT! WRAP IT 'TIL YOU LAUGH! YES YOU CAN. YOU COULD BE SO GOOD FOR ME! THEY SEE IT TOO! FRESH! MODERN! COOL! THIS IS AS MUCH, A WAR ON LOVE, AS IT IS ON POLITICS! JUST TELL YOUR FAMILY, YOU LIKE IT ON THE TRASHY SIDE! LOL. JURIS DOCTORATE, PROFESSOR, WORLD'S MOST READIEST BLOGGER, MONEY MAKER, SHAKE THAT MONEY MAKER! FUNCTION. FUN SEE SHUN! LOL. WE OWN, SEATTLE, KIRKLAND, BELLEVUE SKYLINES, NOT TO MENTION, ST. GEROGE, MISSOULA, AND HALF OF VEGAS, IN NOT WORLDWIDE, BROOKFIELD PROPERTIES! SHE CAN ONLY WISH SHE WAS ME! FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR ME, FOR THE LAST, 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY IDENTITY WITH THE BUSHIES, AND BRUSHIES! LOVE IT! I HATE ALL THAT BUSINESS SHIT, HEADACHES, I LIKE LIFE ON THE SIMPLE SIDE! TURN THE TABLES ON THEM, YOU WORK FOR 20 YEARS, THEN, THE COURTS ARE GOING TO TURN IT ALL OVER TO ME! THANKS! COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU! LOL. HEY, TRUMP, COMEY, SESSIONS, MUELLER, ROSENSTIEN, MCCABE, WRAY, BARR, ETC., HOW DID YOUR GAMBLE ON SHELLEY WORK? ABOUT AS GOOD AS, MR. CASTER, WORKED FOR THE FUCKING LOSER, NO CLASS, GOP, IN THE HOUSE! REP. JIM JORDAN, HAS A MOLE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS, EYE, NEAR HIS EYEBROW! SIGN, WHY, NOTHING MORE HAS BEEN DONE, ABOUT, HIS FAG ASS, ACTIVITIES, AT OHIO STATE WRESTLING? KNOWS EVER DETAIL OR SO, HE ACTS, ABOUT, THE UKRAINE, EVEN BROUGHT IN FOR HIS EXPERTISE, BUT HE KNEW, JACK SHIT NOTHING ABOUT THE BUTT-FUCKING, RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULTS OF OVER 1200 YOUNG MEN, ATHLETES? KEEPING IT ALL IN THE FAMILY AREN'T YOU? FUCK YOU, I AM AN ASS CHICK, LIKE THE WRITER IN "I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVES!" . . . I WILL GET YOUR SORRY ASSES, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, PROMISE! TAKING OUT TRUMP IS JUST A START, YOU DUMB ASS, MEN, STILL AUDITIONING ON THE COUCH, FOR THE STAR, ROLE, IN GOVERNMENT, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!

Confederate Railroad Lyrics

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"Trashy Women"

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and Dad had a plan for me
It was debutantes and er-symphonies
But I like my music hot; I like my women wild

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig"

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side

FUNCTION!

FUN-C-TION!

ULTA BEAUTY

ULTIMATE MUSCLE MOM!

BAD ASS CHICK BLOGGER!

ROCKIN' THE WORLD, SINCE DAY FUCKING ONE!

13 MILLION READERS BY DAY TWO, IN A SNAP SHOT, OF 0.36 SECONDS?

FAMOUS CASES. FAMOUS RESUME. FAMOUS KIDS.

MUSCLE GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE ON STEROIDS!

SET UP TO FAIL, WITH, LONG, LANKY, SKINNY LEGS AND PENCIL DICKS!

THE TRUTH BEHIND, ASS MEN!

PROBABLY RAPE BABIES, TOO!

I HAD TO WAIT FOR A SMARTER, TYPE MAN!

IN PRAISE OF YOUNGER MEN!

THEY DIG, SMART, HOT, DELICIOUS, JUICY WOMEN!

DON'T WANT THE LITTLE "BLUE PILL" GEN OF MEN!

MODERN LOVE!

GENERATION EVERYONE!

COOL, SPY SHOW . . . FED TO ME IN UTAH, ON SHOWTIME, BEFORE, I LEFT, MY KIND OF GUY, SPY, STYLE . . . STORY, LINE, WAS, HE WAS ON THE BEACH WITH, HIS SOON, TO BE FIANCE, JUST PULLED OUT A RING, SHE SAID, YES! AND MIDEASTERN, ASSASSINS, GUNNED HER AND OTHERS DOWN ON THE BEACH.

CIA, ASSASSIN, DIVISION, SEES, POTENTIAL, POWER, RAGE, BLOOD  LUST, IF THEY CAN HARNESS, THIS YOUNG MAN, WITH  PROMISE?

BLACK CHICK, RECRUIT, CONVINCES, CIA, TRAINER, MICHAEL KEATON, TO TAKE A CHANCE ON THE GUY . . . HE IS NOT SO SURE.

THE KID IS UNCONVENTIONAL, DOESN'T LIKE RULES, GETS HIS GUY, NO MATTER WHAT, SPOOKS OUT, CHICK SPIES, FROM ISRAEL, AND WHEN, HOT, SPY CHICK, WORKING BOTH SIDES, MOSSAD AND, WITHIN THE CIA, THE TWO YOUNG HOTTIES ARE ASSIGNED, TO "ACT" LIKE LOVERS.  SHE IS ALL HOT ABOUT THAT.  HE DISCOVERS HER COVER, SOMETHING SHE SAID OR DID . . . HE MOVES, EMOTIONLESS, TO KILL THE THREAT TO AMERICAN INTERESTS!

NO KISSY, KISSY, SMOOCHY, SMOOCHY, ISSUES!

COLD AS ICE, HE JUST, TAKES HER DOWN, AND TRIES TO DROWN HER IN THE BATHTUB, UNTIL, SHE, OR SOMEONE, PULLS HIM OFF, TELLING HIM THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY, WORKING WITH THE CIA, BUT IS A SPY, FOR, US AND ISRAEL.

MY KIND OF GUY!

GETS AN ASSIGNMENT AND DOES IT "HIS" WAY!

IN THE END, IT IS A DISGRUNTLED, FORMER, CIA AGENT, PISSED, THAT HE WAS LEFT, IN THE FIELD, TO DIE, WHO GOES AFTER, KEATON, AND IT IS THE KID, HE, LEAST EXPECTS, WHO COMES TO HIS RESCUE!

YOUNG AGENT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE, EVERYWHERE, GETTING EVERYONE!

DON'T HOLD BACK YOUR LOVE . . . BECAUSE, I WILL ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE, NO MATTER IN WHAT CAPACITY!

I JUST NEEDED ONE GOOD MAN!

LAST KISS TOUR!