DIAMOND STUD IN MY PANTS. ENTERTAINING ANGELS? THE 10 BIGGEST MISTAKES. BAD BUS DRIVER. BEYOND THE LIGHTS. ACRE KNEES. PRISONERS. REAL PEOPLE STORIES MADE BY A REAL PERSON ABOUT REAL SITUATIONS. HEAD ON PARKING ONLY. TOUGH LOVE IN AUBURN. NO KID HUNGRY. HANGRY. BENEFIT LIFELONG. PACIFIC COAST. THE FARM. THE FAMILY. THE FUTURE IS YOURS TO CREATE. NEW STUDY OUT TODAY, MENTIONED ON KOMO NEWS, THAT, YOUNG PEOPLE ARE MORE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE, THAN THEIR OLDER COUNTERPARTS. SMILE. THRIVE YOUR WAY. A STRONGER OUTLOOK ON LIFE. MAVERICKS. DOUG IBOLD, A.C.E. 49. I WISH RAIN WISE. YOU NEED . . . ME. JANE EYRE. GLORY BEE. LY. CHEAP TRICKS. POP SUBS. SWITCH. ENERGIZER. STILL GOING? OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES ON PINK BUNNY. THAT CAN'T BE HIS MOM. LOOK WHO HIS REAL MOM IS. BRAIN POWER! BENEFIT LIFELONG. THE INSTINCT TO SURVIVE IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL INSTINCTS. ADD KIDS TO THE EQUATION AND EVEN MORE SO . . . PROVERBS 16:3 "COMMIT YOUR WORK TO THE LORD, AND YOUR PLANS WILL BE ESTABLISHED." CLEAN AS NEW. BEST PLUMBING. MONARCH PLUMBING. YOU CAN JUDGE A TREE BY ITS FRUIT. THE FRUIT DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE! WHERE ARE THEIR "REAL" KIDS? BEYOND THE LIGHTS! MADE FOR TV FAMILIES. RUSSIAN STATE MENTALITY . . . KIDS BETTER RAISED BY THE STATE! FUCK THAT SHIT! EVEN IN, FAMILY LAW TRENDS . . .COURTS ARE STARTING TO GIVE KIDS BACK TO PARENTS WHO HAVE EVEN TERMINATED THEIR PARENTAL RIGHTS, OR THE STATE COURTS HAVE, FOR BEING UNFIT, BECAUSE, EVEN IN SPITE OF, ABUSE, NEGLECT, AND ABANDONMENT, KIDS, STILL PREFER THEIR OWN PARENTS, TO FOSTER, ADOPTIVE, OR OTHER SOLUTIONS. DNA IS POWERFUL AND CAN'T BE EXTRACTED FROM, THE PERSON OR CHILD! WHAT IS MINE IS MINE! WHAT IS THEIRS IS THEIRS! SURVIVAL IS KEY! THINGS ARE GOOD IN THE HOOD. NOT SO GOOD WITH MOM. BUT WHO DO THEY TURN TO, WHEN, THE GOING GETS TOUGH? THEIR TUFF MUDDER! TOUGH LOVE. WATCH ME STRUT MY TUFF! WHEN, OLDEST DAUGHTER, GRETA, LANDED, THE FIRST NIGHT IN BOOT CAMP, SHE HAD SOME 7 FOOT TALL, DI OR DRILL INSTRUCTOR YELLING IN HER FACE AND SHE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING, AND SAID . . . YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY MOTHER! DROP IT AND GIVE ME 30 PUSH-UPS, SOLDIER! LOL. GET UP. GET DRESSED. CLEAN YOU ROOM. COME TO BREAKFAST. DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK? GET YOUR BACKPACK. GO TO SCHOOL! NO IT IS NOT A SNOW DAY! NICE TRY. OH. MY KIDS WERE RAISED IN THE MILITARY! LOL. ONE MORNING, WHEN, I HAD, A CHORE TO CLEAN THE RESTROOMS, AT HAMMOND HOUSE . . . SOME CHICK WAS GIVING ME LIP, AND I PUT HER IN HER PLACE IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS AND LANGUAGE. YOU KNOW, THAT YOU ARE TO BE OUT OF THE RESTROOMS, AT 7:00 AM. NOT 7:15! YOU CAN DO MY CHORE FOR ME IF YOU WANT! SURE. I'LL GET STAFF. ANOTHER CHICK, RAN AND HID BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN. WHEN I RIPPED OPEN THE CURTAIN, SHE SAID, "I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT MY MOM." I SAID: "IF I WERE YOUR MOM, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THE SHOWER HIDING!" I AM CLOSE FRIENDS WITH BOTH GALS, NOW. THE BATHROOM NAZI STRIKES AGAIN, I AM NOT DIFFERENT IN MONTANA AT THE POVERELLO, THAN, I AM AT HAMMOND HOUSE . . . WHEN, I HAVE A JOB TO DO, I FUCKING DO IT! IF MY NAME IS GOING TO BE ON SOMETHING, EVEN THAT, ALLEGEDLY, INSIGNIFICANT, IT IS GOING TO BE GOOD! MY KIDS, PICKED UP THOSE SAME TRAITS! YOUR DAUGHTER, IS EVERY BIT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU SAID SHE WAS. MY KIDS DON'T DISAPPOINT. WHAT THEY LACK IN AGE, THEY MAKE UP IN DESIRE . . . I WANT RAIN WISE. HACKED, THE SECOND, I POST . . . I POST BEFORE I AM DONE, IN FEAR OF HAVING THE ENTIRE BLOG RIPPED OFF IN FRONT OF MY FACE, SO THE FUCKERS WHO, HAVE SMALL, PINK BUNNY HEADS AND EARS, DON'T STEAL THE GOOD ONES, AND MAKE A BOOK OF THE BEST AND FUNNIEST! THESE CLOWNS, ARE SMALL, PUNY, NINCOMPOOPS, WHO COULDN'T DO ONE OF THESE BLOGS. THE DANGER, EVEN IN SUBSTITUTING MY OWN DAUGHTER, AND ALLEGING SHE IS ME, IS THAT, SHE IS PLENTY SMART ENOUGH, SHE EVEN LOOKS, A LOT LIKE ME, SHE CAN LEARN THE LAW, BUT, SHE CAN NEVER, EVER, EVER, MAKE UP, FOR THE EXPERIENCES, NOT IN MY CAREER, NOT ON THE ROADS OF THIS COUNTRY, NOT IN THE COURTS! SHE CAN HAVE HER OWN, AND FAR EXCEED HER MOTHER'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND WILL, BUT REPLACING ME, FUCK NO! GRETA HAS A PICTURE OF ME, TAKEN AT MY LAW SCHOOL GRADUATION, IN 1993, DO THE MATH AND I WENT LATE, SHE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL, THE SAME YEAR, AS I RECALL, I GRADUATED, FROM LAW SCHOOL. BUT SHE HAD, MY PICTURE HANGING ON HER WALLS . . . EVERYONE THOUGHT, SHE WAS ME. WE ARE THE SAME HEIGHT, AT THE SAME AGE, PROBABLY THE SAME WEIGHT, SHE ALWAYS HAD BETTER GENES THAT I DID, BUT, OUR HAIR COLOR, WITHOUT ME LIGHTENING MINE TWO SHADES, IS VERY CLOSE, WE BOTH HAVE WAVY HAIR, HER TEETH ARE BETTER THAN MINE TOO . . . BUT, IF YOU WERE TO STAND ME AND HER SIDE BY SIDE, AT THE SAME AGE . . . HEY, PRETTY DAMNED CLOSE! THE PROBLEM IS, WE HAVE TOTALLY DIFFERENT, LIVES . . . YOU CAN'T DUPLICATE THAT, EVEN BETWEEN MOTHER AND DAUGHTER! I HAVE A FEELING THIS, MAN ABOUT TOWN, ESCORT, IS THE SAME DUDE, WHO WAS THE MODEL, FOR THE LA FITNESS, SWIM TEAM, GRETA BEING THE FEMALE, AND ROSS BEING THE MALE . . . DUDE THAT GRABBED MY BUTT, IN THE SWIM POOL, A FEW MONTHS AGO? LOL. MISTAKEN IDENTITY, OR, CONFUSING, THE NEW SWITCH HIT GIRL? MY OWN DAUGHTER! THESE ARE THE SAME OLD, TRIED AND SOMEWHAT, SUCCESSFUL, TOOLS AND GAMES THE COPS HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH SISTERS, AND FRIENDS . . . DUDE PICKS ME UP, EVEN MARRIES ME TO GET TO THE KIDS . . . GET THAT HOUSE, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS! SMART MOM, SMART KIDS, SMART DAD, SMART KIDS! LONG CAPE COD. FATHER SPY? GRANDPA SPY? SURE! MAKES SENSE, LOOKING BACK, AT SISTA CLUB, COMMENTS, MAKING GOOD ON THEM . . . IF YOUR KIDS EVER GET FAMOUS, YOU DON'T GET CREDIT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, STUPID BITCH! NATURE AND NURTURE! I WAS NOT A ERRANT PARENT, TO MY KIDS, AND KNEW WHEN TO HOLD'EM AND WHEN TO FOLD'EM! KEEP YOUR FUCKING STUPID HANDS, STUPID BRAINS, AND STUPID FAKE MARRIAGES, AND FAMILIES AWAY FROM MINE! SOCCER MOM, FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS NOT MATCH FOR A MAMA KODIAK GRIZZLY! FUCK? THE ENERGIZER BUNNY, AD ON THE METRO BUSES, IS GREAT AND PERFECT, SYMBOLIC SIGN, FOR, A SMALL BRAINED PINK BUNNY, BOOBS AND ALL, COULD, NEVER, HAVE TRAINED, THESE SON GLASSES, OVER-SIZED AND OUT PACING, THE ALLEGED, TV MOM! NOT EVEN CLOSE ON, REAL MOM! NEVER LET YOUR KIDS BEAT YOU! NOW FOR SOME FUN STUFF THAT HAPPENED, YESTERDAY, AND THE DAY BEFORE . . . REMEMBER, I WAS GOING TO DO SOME SUNDAY SCHOOL, YESTERDAY, ALONG WITH THE DREAM INTERPRETATIONS? I FORGOT THE SUNDAY SCHOOL PART, BUT DREAMS ARE THE GOD INTEL, WE NEED FOR OUR LIVES, BUT, THIS INCIDENT IS WORTH MENTIONING, IN ORDER OF THE HAPPENINGS. NOW, I DON'T CARE IF YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR, I DO; HOWEVER, THERE ARE TONS, AND TONS OF TRUTHS, FROM BOTH, A LOGICAL PERSPECTIVE AND A PSYCHOLOGICAL PERSPECTIVE, THAT CAN MAKE YOU A BETTER PARENT, A BETTER FRIEND, A BETTER SPOUSE, A BETTER EMPLOYEE, SO TAKE THIS STUFF FOR ALL IT IS WORTH! THRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRIVER.  SEAHAWKS WON, 13 TO 24 OVER THE COWBOYS!  DRIVER.  STORM WON . . . BLAH, BLAH, BLAH . . . DRIVER, MIAMI WON, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BUT SOMEONE GOT HURT AND HAD TO BE TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL. DRIVER, DRIVE, DRIVER!  SCARY THOUGHT IF I AM SUPPOSE TO BE THE BUS DRIVER!  LOL.  DRIVER, I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE, FOR WATCHING FOOTBALL ALL MORNING!  LOL.

This experience is just too precious, to not write about!  LOL.  I took a chance, that, the Seahawks, game was playing at LA FITNESS, yesterday, wanting to watch the game but having no money, left, to hit RIDGE PIZZA, or, some sports bar, so, I thought, I will swim first, and get some exercise done, and blow off the first half, and then, go on the stationary bikes, to watch the second half.  I got up, there, with plenty of game left, the score was at the time I hit the bike, 4 to 24, as I recall.  I do 20 minutes, on the bike, but figured, I could, stay on the bike for the rest of the game.  That is all conditional on, what is going on, and how I am feeling.  I am usually, ready, to stop after 20 minutes regardless!  LOL.  I never really push myself, and people watching me exercise, may even say, she is just playing.  Pretty much.  I figure, prologix, that if the Bowflex, can change your body in 14 minutes a day, then, lifting, the lightest weights, for just 10 reps, is good.  That is kind of my attitude, over all, take the path of least resistance and fuck, my brain is my playground, the body, is just something I am working on . . . too much, effort, fuck that shit!  LOL.

So, while I am on the bike, this, young black dude, walks by me, not just once, not just twice, but, probably, 10 times in 20 minutes?  What the fuck is he doing?  Attracted, doesn't seem that way, not strutting, like the men, who are, or flexing the muscles he didn't have . . . what is this guys deal?  I am always hoping, that if I change up my routines, the cops, or the robbers, or the killer orca pods, will leave me alone or at least I can complete a full, day's planned exercise routine, having missed the last two days, either due to getting into the news, or too inconvenient, or just didn't want to!  So, about the time I stopped, and this dude, went by, and this was, probably, about, between 4:00 when, I started, or a bit earlier, not looking at the clock for a few minutes, and, thinking I would rush through the short circuit, then, hit the bus, I noticed this dude, going by for the 10th time, but I was, just letting the heart rate go back to normal . . . he walked over to the next like section, and disappeared, I think, realizing, that I was now watching him.  

I looked at the stationary bike machine, and for some reason, the button, and I never use them or set the workout, I just start peddling, but, I noticed the "Quick Star" button, and that seemed, a God Intel, and grabbed my water container, and backpack, and ditched out, before he came back around the corner.  Sure enough, there were two women, who looked totally out of place, in the alley, acting like they were, discussing, business plans or lunch, then, there was a car and dude, just around the corner, and I thought, good call, GOD!  FUCK, there is, other than when there is a stink op planned, NEVER, or rarely anyone in that, alley, never ever!  Even more rare on a SUNDAY, LATE AFTERNOON WITH A SEAHAWKS GAME GOING ON!  I TOOK THE 4:50 BUS, I JUST DID A TYPO, BUSH!  LIKELY SUSPECTS, MOTHERFUCKERS!  CHURCH.  GOOD THERAPY UNDER PRESSURE TO SWEAR!  CHARIOT OF FIRE, SOUNDER, 550 FROM BELLEVUE TO SEATTLE . . . OH, WHAT A RELIEF IT IS, TO GET ON THE BUS, ON CERTAIN DAYS!

I GOT A EMPLOYMENT STATUS UPGRADE FROM, PASSENGER TO BUS DRIVER!  THE BAD BUS DRIVER!  LOL.  AS WE NEARED, DOWNTOWN, AND I STARTED TO SEE, SEAHAWK FANS, GOING TO ALL THE TRANSIT, SITES, SOUNDER, METRO AND LIGHT RAIL, DOWN BY THE CENTURY, I REMEMBERED THE GAME?  I BLURTED OUT, WHO KNOWS THE SCORE?  THIS, YOUNG, SOMEWHAT, MENTALLY CHALLENGED, YOUNG MAN, BEHIND ME, SAID, I GOT IT, I GOT IT . . . AND HE STARTED TO LOOK, ON HIS SMART PHONE . . . WHO'S CHALLENGED, AGAIN, I USE A SIMPLE FLIP PHONE STILL!  SO, HE YELLS THE SCORE AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY, INCLUDING ME, BUT HE GOES ON AND ON, AND EVERY TIME, I TRIED TO LOOK AWAY, OR GET BACK INTO MY NORMAL, DON'T BUG ME MODE, HE WOULD, CALL ME "DRIVER" AND TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE THAT HAPPENED IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS!

I WAS SOMEWHAT FLATTERED, BUT, I KEPT THINKING, IF I WERE THE DRIVER, THE BUS WOULD BE IN TROUBLE!  PEOPLE AROUND ME, WERE SNICKERING, AS I PAID ATTENTION TO HIM, AND ASKED HIM, EVEN MORE QUESTIONS . . . NOW, SOME, SUPER SLUTH, CAN LISTEN TO THAT CONVERSATION, WITH THAT YOUNG MAN, OR THEY CAN READ OR HEAR THIS BLOG, IN SIMUL-CAST, AS I AM WRITING IT, AND KNOW THE STORY, IF THEY ARE ASKED TO PASS THEMSELVES OFF AS ME, USING, AUDIO SCIENCE, BUT, TO HAVE HAD THAT EXPERIENCE, WITH SOMEONE SO, INNOCENT, SO FUN, SO, COOL, THRILLED ME, AND EVERY TIME HE CALLED ME "DRIVER" I GOT A BUZZ!  NOW MATTER, HOW, AWESOME THE SPY SHIT AND DEVICES ARE, JUST BEING THERE, AND INTERACTING WITH THIS EXCITED, SPORTS NUT, IS, PRICELESS IN AND OF ITSELF!  WONDERFUL SON, I CAN SEE WHY YOU KICKED HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!

TOUGH LOVE, CREATED, A FUN, FUN, FUN, BUS RIDE FOR SEAHAWKS AND SPORTS FANS ON THE BUS!  I HAVE NEVER, SEEN SOMEONE SO, EXCITED, ABOUT SPORTS, IN MY LIFE . . . HE LOVES THE STORM, BUT, THE SEAHAWKS ARE BIGGER, YOU KNOW!  YEAH, I KIND OF GET THAT, BUT THE STORM, WON, I BELIEVE THEIR LAST GAME BY HE SAID, 84 POINTS!  NATIONAL CHAMPS, THREE YEARS IN A ROW? AND, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS?  NEW FAN!  I BETTER GET UP ON THE SEATTLE REIGN FC, TOO!  PROGRAMMED FOR MALE SPORTS, NOT FEMALE SPORTS.  #METOO!  SCREAM.  CHANGE!

FUN DAY. SIMPLE COOL. IN SPITE OF "QUICK POUR CAP!" STINK OP!

SUNDAY SCHOOL ON MONDAY!

SCRIPTURE. DIAMOND STUD IN MY PANTS. ANGEL. PLANS REVEALED.

Proverbs: 16:3 "Commit your work to the Lord, and your plans will be established."

That scripture is engraved on a plaque, inside, the Woodland United Methodist Church, Greenwood, where the Hammond House in located.  The other day, I thought, you ought to read that scripture again, just going up the stairs.  Trust you instincts.  I didn't do it that night, but the next day, Saturday, morning, I did, and thought, now that is timely.  I haven't heard from my daughter, as to how thing are going with her, divorce, separation, or if she needs me, or not, and couldn't get a read, as to what was going on, working things out, going through with the divorce, and, wanting to stay in Seattle, only going, out of love, for my daughter, and grand kids, diggin' on my life here, handsome men, in a routine, love the bus, Seahawks, pro sports, love Greenwood, dig on surrounding communities, and activities, over all, just happy with my nitty gritty dirt life, just the way it is.  Things could be better, but, things could also, be worse!  I was reminded of, the Lords, in my mind, wanting me to do, less politics and more religion, giving people more hope, guidance, or, good advice, for just a better life.  I left, not thinking much more about, anything.

THE DIAMOND STUD IN MY PANTS . . . DON'T GET EXCITED, THIS IS NOT DIRTY, JUST CURIOUS, PUZZLING, AND, INTERESTING SYMBOLISM, FOR SURE, WITH HISTORY!

So, I figure, I still have enough, money on my debit card, to go to Kirkland, where there is no soda tax, and get, a cheap, McDonald's breakfast, and Diet Coke makes the meal!  I do psychological bathroom, breaks, whether I need them or not, that comes form, being raised in a family of 8 kids, who, always, the second we got in the car, said, MOM, I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! right as we got in the car.  So, it is ingrained in my mind, to go to the bathroom, generally when, I get somewhere and just before leaving, whether, I need to go or not.  So, I hit, McDonald's, and, hit the restroom, and go out, order, and sit . . . OUCH!  What the hell is that?  Ouch!  Do I have a spider in my pants?  There is something, sharp, hard, and, causing me pain, in my pants, actually, right at my butt!  Symbolic of bad ass con law chick!  

By this time, I am freaking out, what the hell is in my pants?  I can't shake it out, can't, seem to get it to drop out, or, nothing, seemed to get it out of my pants, moving down my leg!  Scream!  Finally, no matter what it was, I decided to get brave, and get this, sharp object out of my pants!  NO WAY?  IT WAS, ONE OF MY DIAMOND, STUD EARRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HOW???????  HOW COULD I GO, FROM, GREENWOOD, TO DOWNTOWN, TO THE TUNNEL, TO KIRKLAND AND NOW, WALK INTO MCDONALD'S, AND NOT LOSE THE STUD, IF, IT WAS NOT SECURE IN MY EAR LOBE?  NO WAY!  HOW DID IT GET CAUGHT IN MY PANTS????????????  THIS CAN'T BE REAL?  THEN, I THOUGHT OF THE SYMBOLISM, OF A STUD . . . NEW STUD, CAUGHT ON MY ASS? OR BLOG?  FUN THOUGHT.  SORRY NOT DIRTY, JUST THE FACTS, DUDE.

HISTORY TO THE FIRST STUD IS FUN, TOO . . . SO THIS YOUNG, STUD, IRONICALLY, COMES IN, THE POVERELLO SHELTER, WHOM, I HAD NEVER SEEN, OR I WAS JUST BACK IN TOWN.  HE WALKS UP TO ME, AND, ASKS ME IF I WANT A DIAMOND STUD, EARRING?  SURE.  I DIDN'T KNOW THAT STRINGS WERE ATTACHED.  I SAID, YOU MAY WANT TO GIVE THAT TO SOMEONE, YOU LIKE, OR YOUNGER.  I AM 63 YEARS OLD, OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MAMA.  NO, YOU ARE NOT.  YES, I AM!  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.  MOST DON'T.  MY FRIEND, SAID, JOANN, SHOW HIM, YOUR I.D.  HE JUST LOOKED AT ME SUSPICIOUS.  LATER THAT, NIGHT, I WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT, TALKING TO COWBOY, ANOTHER, SUITOR, WITH ABOUT, 30 MEN, SITTING AROUND JUST HANGING OUT, WAITING FOR CHECK IN TIME . . . STUD, COMES OUT OF THE RESTROOM, HAVING JUST SHOWERED, AND HE YELLS, WHY, DO YOU LIKE "SO AND SO?" NOT COWBOY, BUT SOME OTHER HOT IRISH STUD . . . WHO WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER, WATCHING ME AND COWBOY, SMILING!  I WAS LIKE, SHIT, THIS IS NOT, GOING TOO WELL OR REAL WELL, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.  OH, DEXTER.  TOO MANY MEN, TOO MANY NAMES!  LOL.  HE'S ONE, I WILL NOT SOON FORGET!  SO, THIS GUY, LIKE, LAMENTING THE FACT, THAT HE WANTS TO BE WITH ME, AND, WHY AM I WITH OTHER GUYS, WITH ONE SITTING NEXT TO ME, THE MORE AGE APPROPRIATE OF ALL, AND DEXTER, JUST LAUGHING . . . SAME COP SHOPS? WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT, HOW DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER?  LARRY, SCOTT AND DAVE, HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED?  HE GOES ON, WHILE I AM TRYING TO TELL HIM,  THAT THERE ARE ALL THESE YOUNG CHICKS, GOOD LOOKING, AND, FUN, SEXY, AND MORE HIS AGE.  HE IS HEARING NONE OF THIS.  COWBOY, AND DEXTER, ARE GETTING A KICK OUT OF HIM, AND HE IS NOT LEAVING!  HE STARTED TO GUARD ME, LIKE I WAS HIS PRISONER!  THERE IS A SMALL, DAY ROOM OFF THE KITCHEN AND DINING ROOM, SET ASIDE FOR WOMEN, AND HE WOULD POST, HIMSELF, OUTSIDE THE DOOR, OR PACE, BACK AND FORTH, AND MY FRIENDS WERE GETTING WORRIED . . . HE'S GOING PSYCHO ON YOU!  WELL, I AM NOT GIVING HIM BACK THE SINGLE STUD!  LOL.  IF I DIE, AND THE STUD IS MISSING, HE DID IT, HE KILLED ME.  THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY!  LOL.  I HAD GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO THIS NEW ADDITION TO MY SINGLE PAIR OF EARRINGS, STARS, AND I WAS, NOT, AFTER ASKING HIM ONCE IF HE WANTED THEM BACK, AND TRYING TO TELL HIM TO GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE HIS AGE, TO WHICH HE SAID, NO . . . BUT, ONCE I CALLED HIM A CLOWN, LOL., AND HE GLARED AT ME, AND SAID . . . DO YOU LIKE THAT EARRING?  YES.  OKAY.  LIKE DON'T CALL ME A CLOWN AGAIN, OR ELSE!  LOL.

THE PARTY IS EVEN HEATING UP, MORE IN SEATTLE, BELLEVUE AND KIRKLAND, WITH ME DROPPING WEIGHT!  DECIDE!  I AM GETTING MESSAGES FROM MEN, ON THEIR WORKOUT SHIRTS!

IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE TOWN . . . THESE GUYS ARE COMPETITIVE, SERIOUS, AND, LOOK, LIKE, I BETTER CHOSE ONE OF THEM, OR THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HANG ME FROM THE RAFTERS AT LA FITNESS, SO BELLEVUE PLAZA, CAN WITNESS, THIS BITCH WHO MADE US CRAZY!

ANGEL?  WHERE DID THAT CHICK COME FROM?  WHERE DID SHE GO?  COMMIT TO THE WORK OF THE LORD, AND YOUR PLANS WILL BE REVEALED.  AFTER A MONTH AND A HALF OF WONDERING IF IT IS WISE TO GO TO UTAH, TO GET INVOLVED, OR, GOING BACK AND FORTH, ALL THE SUDDEN, GRETA, SENDS ME A TEXT, AFTER I SENT A FORWARD TO ALL KIDS, REMINDING THEM, TO WISH NICOLE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND THAT THERE AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN, HIGH ENOUGH, THERE AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH, TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO THEM, OR BABE . . . TOLD THEM, I WOULD BE THERE SOON.  GRETA SENDS ME A, "ARE'NT YOU COMING, MOM!?" TEXT.  PLANS WILL BE ESTABLISHED!  PERFECT.  SAME DAY, PLANS, YES, I AM COMING!  COOL.  ALL HELL, JUST BROKE LOOSE, THAT DAY, AND NOW, SHE NEEDS ME TO COME, HELP WITH THE KIDS, SOON TO BE EX, IS GOING AWOL!

SO, I GET DONE WITH, TALKING TO GRETA, AND MAKING PLANS, WALK ACROSS THE STREET, FROM KIRKLAND, MCDONALD'S, TO WAIT FOR THE BUS.  I AM DOING MY BUS STOP, STRETCHES, AND OUT OF NOWHERE, THIS YOUNG BEAUTY, CLEARS HER THROAT, SO NOT TO SURPRISE ME, AND SHE ASKS, ME, OUT OF THE BLUE, WHAT MY OPINION OF THE FUTURE IS, HOPEFUL, DISMAL, OR WHATEVER . . . OH, VERY HOPEFUL, NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA, JUST SIGNED A PEACE AGREEMENT AND I BELIEVE THE REST OF THE WORLD, WOULD FOLLOW SUIT!

WE THEN, DISCUSSED, SHARED SCRIPTURES, AND, SHE GAVE ME A TRACT, THAT I FIGURED WAS, A JW, OR JEHOVAH WITNESS TRACT, BUT SHE NEVER SAID A THING, NEVER GAVE ME A "WATCH TOWER" NOR MENTIONED, EVEN JEHOVAH?  MORMON AGENT? OR ANGEL?

THE SCRIPTURES, SAY, WE WILL ENTERTAIN, ANGELS, AMONG US . . . USUALLY, JW'S, PROSELYTIZE, IN PAIRS, NO DUDE? NO OTHER TEAM PLAYER, NO WOMAN? NO HOMES? NO CAR? WHEN THE BUS CAME, I GOT ON, AND SHE JUST DISAPPEARED, BUT I DIDN'T SEE WHERE SHE WENT?

THE TRACT, SHE GAVE ME, IS REAL SIMPLE, AND, ASKS QUESTIONS WE ALL WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.  I THINK, OR TOOK THAT AS, GOD, TELLING ME,  THIS IS WHERE TO START, TO DO MY WORK!

SHE TOLD ME OF A WEBSITE, AGAIN, NEVER MENTIONING, THE NAME OF THE CHURCH.  I WAS ACTUALLY, WAITING FOR A "WATCH TOWER" DIG RELIGIOUS STUFF, BUT SHE NEVER OFFERED, BUT, I THOUGHT, WHY, REINVENT THE WHEEL, IF THE JW'S HAVE ALREADY, DONE THE WORK, AND, LAID OUT THE PLAN, THEN, AT LEAST THAT IS A STARTING POINT?

I KNOW THE SCRIPTURES WELL, HAVING STARTED A MASTER'S IN ANCIENT SCRIPTURE STUDIES, WOMAN OF ALL, STUDIES, BUT, WHERE TO START?  I WAS CLUELESS.

I AM SURE, THAT MY CHURCH WITHOUT WALLS, WILL BE, LIKE NO OTHER INTERPRETATION, ANY CHURCH WOULD EVER GIVE.  MORE LIKE PRACTICAL ADVISE, FOR LIVING THE ART OF FINE LIVING!

JUST GOOD ADVICE.

I TOLD, THIS YOUNG ANGEL, TO ME, THAT, I BELIEVE, THAT THE BIBLE IS THE BEST, PSYCHOLOGY BOOK EVER WRITTEN.

TOP 10 ON NEW YORK TIMES, LIST, SINCE THEY STARTED IT!  THAT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING.

INTERESTING, PROGRESSION OF EVENTS.

LOVE THE DIAMOND STUD, IN MY PANTS!  LOL.  I RAN INTO, A FORMER, ROOMMIE FROM HAMMOND HOUSE THIS MORNING, HOT MOUTHED, BOSTON CHICK, WHO'S BROTHER HAS PICTURES OF HIMSELF WITH, THE MOB BOSS FROM BOSTON, FORMER, FBI INFORMANT FOR 25 YEARS, TOUGH GIRL, ATTITUDE AND CHICK, LAST ONE FROM BOSTON, COUCH SURFING, FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND, WAS, SENT TO WARMSPRINGS, FOR BEATING UP, 30 COPS OVER THE YEARS!  MY KIND OF CHICKS!

MY FRIEND, SAID, ALL THE PEOPLE, IN SEATTLE AREA, ARE NICE, QUIET, DON'T TALK ON THE BUS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, WE EASTERNERS, WE SAY WHAT WE THINK AND LOUD!  SHE SAID, I HAVE ONE THING ON MY MIND, WORK, WORK, WORK, AND GETTING IN SHAPE AND GETTING A DICK BETWEEN MY LEGS!  LOL.  LIKE I SAY, MY KIND OF GAL!

SHE IS THE AUDIENCE, I AM LIKELY TO REACH WITH, MY CHURCH WITHOUT WALLS, FUN, CRAZY, COOL, INTERPRETATION, OF ANCIENT SCRIPTURES!

VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY, SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS . . . SHE JUST MOVED TO BELLEVUE, I WAS WAITING FOR METRO, 249, TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW, JUST GETTING READY FOR LUNCH!

GOD BLESS THE WILD ONES!

KISS. COLORFUL. FUN!