PENNYARCADE. YOUGOV. THE BUTCHER BLOCK. KEY BANK WITH $ELLE. TALENT WITH JOANN. RAV 4. SIMPLISAFE. DREAM ESP. HOME PROTECTION. DONE RIGHT. DESTINED TO LIVE. DARIGOLD FARMERS SEEK GLOBAL SUCCESS, JUST WHEN TRADE WAR START. BOOST NUTRITIONAL DRINK--BE UP FOR IT! YALE PAINTING. HANG ONTO TO YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE! THEY ARE GOING CHEAP THESE DAYS! BEN FOUNTAIN. A.B.DO. OUR FAVORITE POLLINATORS. SAVE BEES. ENTERPRISE. COSMIC PUZZLES. BEAT THE BRIDGE. GOT. GOT. GET. T.V. PICKS. TASTY CATCH. SHE HER. MOTHER-OF-ALL. ALL RISE. BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN, IS HERSELF! ADVENTURE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU! HOWL WITH THE WOLVES. BEHIND ENEMY LINES. TRUE STORIES OF AMAZING COURAGE. BILL DOYLE. SCHOLASTIC. SOLDIERS. SPIES. AND SECRETS . . . BE BEST CAMPAIGN. I WOKE UP THIS WAY! LOL. WELCOME LEGEND. DANGEROUSLY COMFORTABLE. SHELLEY & TRUMP. SHELLEY & A.B. SHELLEY & BRETT. SHELLEY & FRANK. TRUMP & PUTIN. KAY & BRETT. RACHEL & KENNEDY. RACHEL & A.B. FOR FRANK. FUN EXCHANGE WITH RUSSIAN CHICK, FREAKING OUT WAITING FOR THE BUS, 26X TO GREEN LAKE . . . LOOKING AT THE MARQUE AND COMPARING HER SMARTPHONE . . . BUS CAME, BUT DIDN'T COME! THERE IS PROBABLY A SOUNDERS SOCCER GAME AND I KNOW THERE IS A MARINERS VS. DODGER GAME. AMERICANS! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT TRANSPORTATION OR HEALTHCARE. NO, WE CARE ABOUT, SPORTS & ENTERTAINMENT MORE! HUFFFFFF! OH, HERE COMES YOUR BUS. IT PULLS UP THE BLOCK, SO THE NEXT BUS, MINE, CAN FIT, IN FRONT OF MACY'S, WITHOUT, BLOCKING THE INTERSECTION . . . SHE THINKS THE BUS IS LEAVING HER AGAIN! LOL. EVERYONE IN THE BUS IS LAUGHING, AT HER, FREAKING OUT . . . SEXY DRESS, BOOBS FALLLING OUT, AND RUNNING WITH CELL PHONE IN THE AIR! LOL. ME, THE BUS DRIVER AND THE PASSENGERS, WHO HEARD THE EXPLANATION OF HER, ACTIONS, ALL GOT A GOOD LAUGH! LOL. SHE'S LEARN. SHE SAID, THEY TOLD ME TO GET AN APARTMENT, JUST OUTSIDE THE CITY, AND THAT I WOULD NOT NEED A CAR! THAT IS TRUE. THE BUS WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE YOU NEED TO GO. YOU WILL GET USED TO THE SYSTEM AND THE DETOURS, EACH WEEK, FOR PARADES, FESTIVALS, AND SPORTING EVENTS, AND ENTERTAINMENT! RELAX. YOU WILL LEARN ALL THE CONNECTORS, THE SHORT CUTS, AND, THE INTERSECTIONS, THEN, YOU WILL LOVE, NOT HAVING A CAR, AND GETTING EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO! OH? SCREAMMMMMM. THEY ARE LEAVING ME! NO. JUST MOVING UP THE STREET! I HATE THAT TOO! LOL. FUN. FUN. FUN. WELCOME WORLD! LIVE FEARLESS, SEATTLE! #METOO! FIFTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT IN UTAH: (1) MICHAEL G. WESTFALL, FORMER, DISTRICT JUDGE, NOW FEDERAL JUDGE, ALLOWED, $ELLE TO GO TO COURT AS ME, WEARING A WIG, AFTER, I ARGUED IN HIS COURT, ALMOST THREE TIMES A WEEK, FOR AT LEAST A YEAR AND A HALF: (2) JUDGE, JOHN WALTON, GRADUATED FROM BYU LAW SCHOOL WITH ME, IN THE CLASS OF 1993! DOESN'T KNOW ME? CASE IN FRONT OF HIM, CALLED ME SMARTER THAN HE IS! GOT. GOT. GET! LOL. GAVE HIM AND WESTFALL COPY OF MY UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT BAR CERTIFICATE, GAVE ALL FOUR OF MY KIDS COPIES TOO! $ELLE AND FRANK, GAMED THE COURT, AND THE U.S. POST OFFICE, TO INTERCEPT A COPY OF MY ORIGINAL, BUT, I THINK I BLOCKED THAT . . . HIDDEN WITH CLIENTS, BUT, WHO KNOWS IF THEY STILL HAVE IT, OR IF THEY EVEN KNEW THEY HAD IT, IN THE FIRST PLACE . . . THEY DO HAVE, A COPY OF ME AND THE CERTIFICATE, IN MY GOLD & BLACK, FORD RANGER, WITH JACKED UP BLACK RIMS AND BIG O TIRES! THE ENVY OF EVERY MAN AND WOMAN ON THE STREETS, OFFERING TO BUY IT RIGHT OFF ME ON THE STREETS! (3) JUDGE, ERIC LUDLOW, WAY BACK, MY FIRST INTERVIEW, RIGHT OUT OF LAW SCHOOL, WITH THE WASHINGTON COUNTY, ATTORNEYS OFFICE, WHERE, ERIC, USED TO BE THE COUNTY ATTORNEY . . . HE ASKED ME IF I COULD, IDENTIFY THE CAUSE OF DEATH, SUICIDE, HOMICIDE, OR WHATEVER . . . I DON'T KNOW? SILENTLY, I WAS THINKING, NOBODY TOLD ME THAT WAS PART OF MY JOB AS AN ATTORNEY! LOL. THAT PROBABLY, COST ME THE JOB! ANOTHER, BYU LAW STUDENT, GOT, THE JOB, DERRICK PULLINS, NOW, A JUDGE IN WASACHT COUNTY, HIMSELF, BUT, ERIC, SEEING ME, AS STAFF ATTORNEY, FOR THE UTAH ATTORNEY, GENERALS OFFICE, ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, WORKING IN THE CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, PROSECUTION COUNCIL, OVER TRAINING, HIS SORRY ASS, ALWAYS, REGRETTED, HIRING, DERRICK, WHO HAS A CORN COBB UP HIS ASS! LOL. ERIC HAD, WATER BALLOON FIGHTS ON HOT SOUTHERN UTAH DAYS, IN HIS OFFICE! 5 GOLFERS, FROM THE UTAH AG'S OFFICE, FLEW TO ST. GEORGE, UTAH, TO INTERVIEW ME, BEFORE, LUDLOW, COULD HIRE ME, REFUSING HIM, FROM STEALING ME, FROM THEM . . . THEY WANTED SOMEONE WHO HAD TAUGHT AT A COLLEGE LEVEL, AND THEY, WERE SHOCKED TO SEE A FEMALE GOLFER! I COULD BEAT THEM ALL, BY THE END OF THE FIRST YEAR! LOL. BEAT THE BRIDGE . . .

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Short Blurbs from the Back of the Book:

A young lieutenant and his Special Ops team swimming into an Iraqi harbor to disarm a deadly adversary.

A Major League baseball player undercover on a covert mission to assassinate a Nazi scientist.

A young woman determined to help Allied officers escape Nazi-occupied France.

WELCOME LEGENDS!

GOT. GOT. GET. BE ONE!  THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE TOP!

SUPERHEROES NEED SUPPORT TOO!

BE LEGEND.

SMILE.

KISS.