GENUINE PARTS AND SERVICE TEST! COPS PUT YOU UP TO THIS DUDE? FLATTERED? SHOCKED? PROBABLY SHOULD BE, PISSED! LOL. NO COMMON RESPONSE, TO THIS STUFF, FROM ME!
So, this morning, me and my friend, the colorful, one and only, Sunshine, totally, nuts, or totally, brilliant, not sure, but that reminds me, that I need to look up and cure for, parasites . . . Sunshine ate some, eggs, a few years go, and she, said, they were not, right, and there were some, bugs, insects, or, parasites, in them, that, have caused her tons of grief, and leaving both the courts, the mental health, and hospitals, puzzled, by, what, she, claims, have been causing her, troubles . . . she got a prescription, lately, for birth control, pills, because, she is convinced, that, these things, spiders, or whatever, are multiplying, inside her, so, her logic, tells, her, to take birth control, to control, their, spread, and stop populating, in her system. This morning, she, had tape, stuck to her chest, for some, homemade remedy, for the whatever, ails her, and some lotion, or powder, on her face, because, these things were bugging her in the night . . . I love her, and know, that, Mormon missionaries would report, coming home from, foreign lands, having up to, 80 feet, of parasitic worms, they have to extricate or extract, from their systems, so? who knows?
We both, just got off the bus, in front of, Walgreens, the corner of HAPPY AND HEALTHY, when, some, street vendor, rushes us, with, an armful of, Budweiser beer cans, wanting to sell us, one . . . he goes straight up to, Sunshine, and, she tells him, she had no money . . . he then, doesn't ask me if I want, one, he grabs me, kisses me on the neck, tells me he loves me, and grabs my boob, for one second!????? Before, I could say, what the hell, he was off, and running across the street! YES, THEY ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. I remember, some, black chick, telling me about a man, who, attacked her on the street, grabber her boobs! Who is this dude . . . she, attacked back, and took his wallet, with all his cash! LOL. She was smarter than, I was, I was just kind of stunned! Slow to react, ever the thinker, will revisit this later! LOL. At, my age, flattered? maybe? Not, too, offended, it all happened too fast! LOL. Sunshine told me, that he got her in a headlock once, and he is a devil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. This is why, I love the cities, filled, with, fun, spooky, colorful, strange, adventures, everyday!
KIND OF ON THE LINE, WITH, "GENUINE PARTS AND SERVICES" . . . FIRST PARAGRAPH, FROM "BIRDS OF PREY" AFTER, LEAVING, MR. HOT, TRANSIT COP! YOUNG, BUT PERFECT SIZE FOR ME--I CAN FIRM UP . . . SAW SOME, GIRL AND GUY, WALKING HAND IN HAND, LATER, SIMILAR LOOKS! JUST A DIRTY OLD LADY. NOW THIS, PART, I AM GOING TO WRITE, OR QUOTE, IS ABOUT, A DETECTIVE, CHAPARONING, HIS, GRANDMA AND HER NEW HUSBAND, BOTH IN THEIR 90'S, ON AN ALASKAN CRUISE--THERE HAVE BEEN TWO MURDERS, AND TONS OF DRAMA, FOR THIS WIDOWER. HIS GRANDMA, ENTERS, HIM, IN TANGO, DANCE, COMPETITION, ON THE BOAT, AT THE TWIGHTLIGHT LOUNGE . . . HE WON, A CONTEST WHEN, HE WAS YOUNG, AND HE, HAS MET THIS LADY, WHO, HAS JUST MOVED, INTO HIS CABIN, AFTER, ONE OF HER HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS, IS MURDERED, AND THE OTHER, TWO, FRIENDS, THINK, SHE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH, HER MURDER!
. . . The birds and the bees, were still pretty much a mystery to me. Back then I didn't have the first clue about women and what made them tick. By the time I danced the tango with Naomi Pepper, I knew a lot more than I did at fourteen, and so did she. When our hands touched, the air around us seemed charged with electricity. When our bodies met, it was with too much implied urgency and promise that it took my breath away. It also gave me an astonishing hard-on. I didn't write this, a man did, and it just happened to be, what I was reading, after leaving, M. Truitt! or Pruitt! LOL. Perfect. Nice to know what men think sometimes too! The only blog, that will get you a girl! LOL. . . . so, the guy, rushes off to get some, condoms, during, a restroom, break, after the two, look at each other, all through, dinner! What can I say, sex, sells copy!
On the other hand, if she was interested, I worried about whether or not I could deliver the goods. As far as romance was concerned, I hadn't exactly been playing the field of late. As a matter of fact, I felt as if I was totally out of the game. When, Dahlia Lucas launched into her sultry rendition of that old Judy Garland standby "What Did I Have I Don't Have Now?" it did nothing at all for what was, by then, a severe case of performance anxiety. He suggests one walk around the Promenade, she wants to go to the cabin. When they walk in, the steward, has arranged, the room, with the twin beds, that, the detective, separated, so, she didn't feel, there were strings attached, back, together, in a single bed, with two, heart shaped mints, on each pillow. He apologized and said, he didn't order this . . . she smiled and said, I did! LOL.
. . . As it turned out, I needn't have worried about my performance. Making love is just like riding a bicycle. No it's much, much, better! Pretty innocent stuff . . . smile.
PANDORA'S BOX, THE PAROWAN PORCH PROTECTOR, AND THE DARK SECRETS, STILL ALIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE OLD BESS HOME, WHERE A BODY, WAS DISMEMBERED . . . I FELL IN LOVE WITH A DEAD MAN!
IN A RECENT EPISODE OF, "BLUE BLOODS" THE PROSECUTOR, DAUGHTER, HAS A NEW, MAN, IN HER LIFE . . . THE FBI, CONTACTS HER, AND TELLS HER, HE IS UNDER SURVEILLANCE, BECAUSE, HE IS AN INTERNATIONAL THIEF! SHE CONFRONTS HIM, AND HE TELLS HER, THAT HE JUST, STEALS, BACK, THINGS, THAT, BELONG, TO OTHERS, AND IS PAID TO DO IT! I FELL ASLEEP, SO, I DON'T KNOW THE ENDING, BUT, THAT, CASE, MAY HAVE SOME CONNECTION TO WHAT HAPPENED AT THE BESS HOME! REX, ALLAN'S FATHER, WAS ONE OF THE U.S. ARMY SOLDIERS, WHO, WAS ON THE FRONT LINES, OF THE GERMAN OCCUPATION, OR TAKING DOWN, HITLER, FINDING HIM AND HIS SS MEN, AND FRAULEINS, IN THE CHATEAU, HUNKERED DOWN, FOR THE INEVITABLE! FRANK, OF GERMAN DESCENT, ALLEGEDLY OF INTERPOL, OR, AKA, ALLAN REX BESS, WHOM, I THOUGHT, I MARRIED, BUT WAS DEAD, TOOK ME TWO WEEKS, AND SOME MONTHS, TO GET SOME EVIDENCE, AND THE FACTS, BUT BOTHERED FROM THE FIRST SECOND, I SAW, FRANK, ASKING HIM, IF HE HAD CANCER, CALLING THREE FRIENDS, ABOUT THE MAN, I THOUGHT, I WAS STARTING TO LIKE EVEN LOVE, AND THE CHANGES . . . SO, MY PSYCHE, NEW, THIS WAS NOT THE MAN, I DEF3ENDED, THE COWBOY, MARINE AND BIKER, BUT A COPY, OR IMITATION OF HIM!
THE LIST OF PRICELESS WAR TROPHIES, FROM WORLD WAR II!
- SEVERAL LONG RIFLES, GERMAN MADE
- JEWELS, BLOOD RUBIES, RIGHT OFF, HITLER'S GIRLFRIEND, A NECKLESS, MATCHING BRACELET, AND EARRINGS . . . STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL, AND SUCH DEEP RED, THAT THEY APPEARED BLACK!
- A GERMAN FLAG, WITH, EITHER HITLER'S BLOOD, OR SOME, NAZI SS MAN OR A WOMAN, BUT GERMAN
- A BANK, LOCK BOX, FULL OF, GERMAN COINS, DATING BACK, TO AROUND, 1947 AND BEFORE
- AT THE TIME, ALL THIS STUFF DISAPPEARED, I THOUGHT HE WAS, ALLAN!
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