WHAT'S IN THE BODY BAG? CIRCUS MIDGETS. NOT EVERY CLOWN FITS IN THE SAME CAR! FLIRTING WITH DISASTER. FOREVERSPIN. BRILLIANT EARTH. THE SECRET OF THE OLD CLOCK. IRISH CAR BOMB CUPCAKE. WORLD'S FINEST. THE MIND. IF YOU WANT TO WIN, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME. HEAD GAMES. WHITE PINE CREDIT UNION. BULLSHIT. RELAX WHEN YOU WANNA COME. WIDEST POSSIBLE DISTRIBUTION. KISS MY FACE. I GET WEAK WHEN I LOOK AT YOU . . . I CAN'T SPEAK WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME. ALL@ONE. FOOD FROM FOOD. IT'S ALL GOOD. PUT GOOD IN. GET GOOD OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A SCOOP OF HAPPINESS. TOGETHER TASTES BETTER. THINK SPRING. SHE KISSED MY LIPS WITH HER WORDS. SHE LEFT HER BOOKS ON MY BED. NO RAY OF SUN LIGHT IS EVER LOST . . . I'VE BEEN UNDONE. BECAUSE FREEDOM CAN'T PROTECT ITSELF. THE DONUTS WENT DOWN HARDER THAN THE EGGS. YESTERDAY. TWO DEA AGENTS. FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE, REX TILLERSON, QUITTING THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: "SOMETIMES WASHINGTON, D.C. CAN BE A VERY "MEAN SPIRITED" PLACE. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY THERE." TIE YOUR MOTHER DOWN. --BRYAN MAY. THIS IS THEATER. TICK. SHAKE UP YOUR WAKE UP. COLORFUL ESCAPES. BEST FRIENDS. BEST PICK. ANNIE'S FUNERAL. DECEPTION POINT. THE GOLD COAST. I WON'T BACK DOWN. NO BIGFOOTING WITH INFERIOR ATTORNEY. DECKER. FUCK THAT SHIT. NOTHING BUT MURDERERS. THEY ARE KILLIN' OFF MY FRIENDS, LOVERS, ALLIES. "WHOEVER FIGHTS MONSTERS, SHOULD SEE TO IT THAT IN THE PROCESS, THEY DON'T BECOME A MONSTER." "AND WHEN YOU LOOK LONG INTO THE ABYSS, THE ABYSS ALSO LOOKS INTO YOU." --NIETZCHE. "THERE IS SORT OF THIS SPIRIT THAT COEXISTS WITH THE WORLD OF EMPIRACAL OBSERVATION, AND YOU HAVE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THAT WORLD THROUGH THE DETECTIVE'S EQUIVALENT OF THE SEANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE A CRYSTAL BALL, THOUGH I'D LIKE ONE THAT WORKED--BUT YOU CLEAR YOUR MIND AND LISTEN TO WHAT ISN'T SAID AND SEE THAT." --THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER, NELSON DEMILLE. DON'T LET THIS GOOD LOVE SLIP AWAY. YOU TAUGHT ME HOW GOOD LOVE COULD BE. MONTANA'S WATER GOD IS RETIRING--NIELSON. NEED REPLACEMENT AS COMMITTED, TO REPLACE HIM. GOOD LUCK. I WAS BORN TO LOVE YOU. DANCIN' IN THE STREETS. CLUMP CRUSHER! JOLLY TIME. OH, YUM. BARREL OF LAUGHS. THERE MAY HAVE BEEN MEN WHO WANTED HER DEAD OUT OF JEALOUSY, OR REVENGE, OR SHE MAY HAVE BEEN BLACKMAILING SOMEONE. SHE WAS A HOMICIDE WAITING TO HAPPEN. FORENCISC SCIENCE IS BASED LARELY ON THE THEORY OF TRANSFER AND EXCHANGE. THE ARTICLE OF FAITH WITH FORENSIC PEOPLE THAT THE PERPETRATOR WILL TAKE AWAY TRACES OF THE SCENE AND AT THE VICTIM, AND WILL LEAVE TRACES OF HIM AT THE SCENE OR ON THE VICTIM. THE SECRET OF BEING A LEGEND IS TO MAKE THE WORK LOOK HARDER THAN IT IS. IT STILL LOOKED, LIKE IT STARTED OUT AS FUN. --GENERAL'S DAUGHTER. STITCHES. WE MAKE HER LOOK GOOD! GREAT CARTOON IN THE MISSOULIAN TODAY, BY MIKE SMITH. HUSBAND SAYS TO WIFE: "I AM NOT USING FACEBOOK ANYMORE, BECAUSE IT IS A TOOL FOR PROPAGANDA." WIFE: "AND YOU ARE WATCHING FOX NEWS?" PERFECT! LOL. MARITA GROWING THUNDER, MARCH TO 'SAVE OUR SISTERS' . . . RAISING AWARENESS OF MISSING AND MURDERED, INDIGENOUS WOMAN, OR NATIVE AMERICANS! STATISTICALLY, THERE ARE MORE, INDIANS, SHOT AND MURDERED, BY COPS, THAN, BLACKS, ALMOST BY DOUBLE! I AM CONCERNED, ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE, WHO, I RAN INTO ALL THE TIME, AT HOMELESS SHELTERS, OVER THE LAST, FEW YEARS, BUT FOR, THE LAST TWO . . . SANDRA, FROM, HAVER, WHITEHAWK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS HER LAST NAME . . . BUT, THE LAST TIME I RAN INTO SANDRA, WAS IN BILLINGS, MONTANA. I WANTED TO MEET HER FOR, A DIET COKE, WHICH WE HAD SHARED OFTEN OVER THE YEARS, AND SHE SAID, NO, IF I AM SEEN WITH YOU, OVER HERE, THEY, REFERRING TO THE COPS, AND MY HISTORY, THEY WILL SHOOT ME IN THE BACK! WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE? HER EX-HUSBAND WAS TRYING TO GET BACK WITH HER, SHE WAS STAYING NEAR, GREAT FALLS, DUE TO HER ONLY SON BEING IN PRISON. I WAS GOING TO HELP HER WITH HIS CASE; SHE WAS GOING TO GET ME IN TOUCH WITH, THE KID'S PUBLIC DEFENDER. THAT WAS, ABOUT EXACTLY TWO YEARS AGO, JANUARY, FEBRUARY, I STAYED IN THE BILLINGS, WOMEN'S RESCUE CENTER, TRYING TO SKIP OUT OF THE NORMAL, DMV, AND SOCIAL SECURITY CIRCUIT, IN MISSOULA, KALISPELL, THAT HAD BLOCKED ME FOR YEARS . . . WORKED, BUT, THE COPS, MADE ME LEAVE, THE SHELTER, AND TRIED, LIKE SHARKS, IN A TANK, TO GET ME, AND I BELIEVE, PUT ME IN THE WOMEN'S CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, FOR, RATTING OUT, THE WARDEN, WHO, SEXUALLY, MOLESTED, MARY, HIS SISTER, UNTIL SHE WAS 16, AND GOT MARRIED OFF TO A MILITARY MAN! I HEARD THE WARDEN IS GONE, GOT FIRED, OR TRANSFERRED AND RIGHTLY SO, BECAUSE, THE FISH, ROTS FROM THE HEAD DOWN, AND AT THAT TIME, SEVERAL, CORRECTION GUARDS AT THE PRISON, WERE TRADING, CIGARETTES, FOR SEX! FOX IN THE CHICKEN COOP, BULL SHIT! I BARELY MADE IT OUT OF TOWN, WITH 6 COPS, PARKED JUST OUTSIDE THE GREYHOUND BUS TERMINAL--INDIANS WERE DOING RECON FOR ME, TELLING ME WHEN, AND WHERE THEY WERE, COME CIRCLING THE FISH TANK, WHILE I HID, BETWEEN THE VENDING MACHINES AND GAMES! I LEFT, ABOUT 1:30 AM, THAT NIGHT! WHERE IS SANDRA???????????????????????????????????? I LOVED HER. NOW, ANNIE, MY FRIEND, FOR 5 YEARS, MET HER THE SAME TIME, I MET SANDRA, AT THE OLD POV. HAD, GO FIGURE, THREE EX-HUSBANDS,, ON, WHO ALLEGEDLY DIED, 11 YEARS AGO, ANOTHER, SHE HAS A LIFETIME RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST, AND SOME, WORKAHOLIC, DUDE, WHO HAS BEEN INTERESTED IN HER, FOR YEARS, SHOW UP, IN THE LAST, MONTH OR SO . . . SATURDAY, SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO MEET, GREAT FALLS DUDE, BUT DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT, HAD ME GO WITH HER TO BONNER, TO MEET HIM . . . LUCKY FOR HER, HE DID A NO SHOW! ANNIE'S FUNERAL. I AM NOT SURE, HE WAS NOT PAID, TO GET HER TO GREAT FALLS, AND KILL HER! SHE DIDN'T GO, BECAUSE, HE, STARTED TO TELL HER, SHE COULDN'T GO TO FRONTIER DAYS IN WYOMING, OR SOME PANCAKE BREAKFAST, SHE LIKES, IN CHEYENNE OR SOMEWHERE?, BOTH SANDRA AND ANNIE, SPAN, MY YEARS IN MONTANA, AS FRIENDS! YESTERDAY, I WALKED OVER TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA, LAW SCHOOL, TO WRITE MY BLOG, THINKING IT OPENED, AT 9:00 AM, AS I RECALLED, BEING OVERJOYED, READING THE SCHEDULE, REMEMBERING, THE SUMMER HOURS OF 12:00 NOON, SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, BUT, IT WAS NOT OPEN. I WALKED OVER TO LIQUID PLANET, TO GET SOME YUMMY, GRUB, AND, THAT CAN BE VERIFIED, ON MY NEW, FIRST SECURITY BANK CARD, I JUST SET UP, ON FRIDAY . . . BUT, TO MY SURPRISE, EVEN BY 11:00 AM, THE LAW SCHOOL WAS NOT OPEN? WHAT THE FUCK? ISN'T IT GETTING CLOSE TO FINALS? SHIT, IT IS DO OR DIE TIME FOR LAW STUDENTS, AND THE LIBRARY IS CLOSED? SOME DUDE, UNDERGRAD, CAME BY AND TOLD ME IT WAS SPRING BREAK. ISN'T THAT TO GIVE STUDENTS, A CHANCE TO GET READY FOR FINALS? SO WHY IS THE LIBRARY AT THE LAW SCHOOL CLOSED? I HEAR, ALL THE STUDENTS ARE HEADING TO TEXAS, RATHER THAN FORT LAUDERDALE? ALEX BLEWITT, IN AUSTIN, TEXAS? I SHORT, YOUNGER, LOOKING, ASIAN, LAW PROFESSOR, CAME OUT OF THE BUILDING WHILE I WAS WAITING . . . WHY IS THE LAW SCHOOL LIBRARY CLOSED? SHELLEY? HE DIDN'T KNOW--MAYBE SPRING BREAK? I THOUGHT BACK 40 YEARS AGO, AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA, IN TUCSON, WHEN THE REGULAR LIBRARY WAS OPEN, 24/7, AND SOME LAW STUDENT DIED, IN HIS REGULAR, STUDY AREA . . . NO BODY, REALIZED HE WAS DEAD, UNTIL HE STARTED TO STINK, BECAUSE, HE WAS ALWAYS IN THAT SPOT, DAY AND NIGHT, BUT FOR CLASSES! SO, WHY CLOSED? NOW, SHELLEY, AKA, ME, WAS NEVER A LAW STUDENT, FREAKING OUT, ABOUT THEIR FIRST, OR SECOND, FINALS, AND WHETHER THEY ARE GOING TO LIVE THROUGH THEM, LET ALONE, GO TO TEXAS? I REMEMBER, GOING TO DIXIE STATE COLLEGE, AT THE TIME, ON VALENTINE'S DAY, AND FINDING THAT MY OFFICE AT THE COMPUTER LAB WAS CLOSED? FOR FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY? NOT ALL OF US, HAVE HOT LOVES? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? THEY WERE! A TEST FOR REAL COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES, IS, THE HOURS, THEIR LIBRARIES KEEP! SOME OF US, CARE, ABOUT, OUR GRADES, CAREERS, AND FUTURES! THAT DOESN'T STOP FOR HOLIDAYS! FUCK, I SPENT, THREE YEARS, OF LAW SCHOOL THANKSGIVINGS, EATING AT THE UNION BUILDING, "COUGAR EAT!" THAT DO OR DIE TIME, DIDN'T CHANGE, FOR THE FAMILY, KIDS, OR HOLIDAYS! MSNBC, NEWS CONTRIBUTOR, SHELLIE HOLLIDAY! THAT SHOULD BE PROOF ENOUGH, SHE IS NOT ME, NOR COULD HAVE EVEN SURVIVED, LAW SCHOOL, AND YOU CLOWNS, ALL GET IN THE CAR WITH THAT BITCH, AND THINK SHE IS ME!?????? I CALLED A CAB, BECAUSE, I KNEW, THAT AFTER HIKING, ALONG THE RIVER, GOING BACK TO LIQUID PLANET, THEN, BACK TO THE LAW SCHOOL, GOING BACK TO THE POVERELLO, WAS GOING TO MAKE ME TOO STIFF, COME MONDAY . . . WHO SHOULD PICK, ME UP, IN FRONT OF THE LAW SCHOOL? ONE OF THE TRUMP, BAD HOMBRES, SKULL TATTOOS, ON HIS NECK, YELLING AT HIS WIFE, AND TELLING ME, FIRST THING IN THE YELLOW CAB, VERIFY, PHONE CALL, AROUND NOON, THAT IS WAS GOING TO KILL HIS WIFE, IF SHE GAVE HIM HIV OR AIDS! I WARNED HIM, THAT GOING TO PRISON WAS NO JOKE AND HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KILL HER, SHE WAS NOT WORTH IT, AND HE WAS BETTER TO DITCH THE BITCH, AND GET A NEW WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND, THAN, SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN PRISON! OH, I HAVE BEEN THERE, 16 YEARS, THAT WOULD BE LIKE GOING HOME FOR ME! WHAT THE FUCK? HE SEEMED TO CALM DOWN, ABOUT THE TIME, I STARTED TO GET ALARMED . . . THIS DUDE HAD, 300 ASSAULT, WEAPONS, SEMI-AUTOMATIC! HE SAID, I HEAR, THAT ARE DEBATING, THIS ISSUE, RIGHT NOW . . . AH, YEAH, AND GIVEN THAT STATISTIC, I FIGURED, THEY MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER IT! WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THOSE WEAPONS? FROM, NAVY DUDES? WELL, YOU SURE, FUCK UP, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FIREARMS IN MONTANA HOMES . . . 27 TO 300 IS QUIT A JUMP! FORMER PRESIDENT FOX, TOLD YOU HOMBRES, TO TAKE BACK AMERICA WITHOUT FIRING A BULLET!?????

ANGER BINGO

In my previous, life as an attorney, I used to teach, anger management, to cops, government workers, teachers, department of transportation, people, and others . . . so, when someone in, the Pov. had, to play, ANGER BINGO, Therapist Aid LLC, Copyright 2017, for some, AA meeting, or NA meeting, or ordered, court, I thought, what a great idea and tool, can I have that?  SURE.  Interested persons, can find it decked out, in bingo fashion, at the site, I just listed, after the name of the game!  I love, little, fast, golden nuggets, that, have, either changed my life, in their simplicity, and use, or I have used, to teach, to others, like SURVIVAL GRAMMAR, AND BASIC COMPOSITION, over the years, I am just going to list the main categories, as a bold bullet, and the square entries, after each, cat.  I might, have been able to take the whole graph, and cut and pasted, but, I doubt it, the blog format, is, much more narrow, than the normal, printed page, but, this list will give you some skills, that you can start to develop . . . I never had, this many, ideas, so good list, thanks, world, can use, anger management, tools!

THIS SHIT SAVES LIVES!

• ANGER WARNING SIGNS:
• SHOUTING
• AGGRESSION
• SWEATING
• BECOMING ARGUMENTATIVE
• SHAKING
• ANGER TRIGGERS:
• HUNGER
• FEELING TIRED
• CHRONIC PAIN
• HAVING A BAD DAY
• FEELING CRITICIZED
• CONSEQUENCES OF ANGER:
• TROUBLE AT WORK/SCHOOL
• DISTRACTED FROM OTHER THINGS
• PHYSICAL HARM TO SELF (e.g.) HEART, DISEASE, PUNCHING WALLS!
• OTHERS ARE PUSHED AWAY
• CAUSING OTHERS DISCOMFORT
• BENEFITS OF ANGER MANAGEMENT:
• HAVE MORE CONTROL OVER ACTIONS
• BETTER SCHOOL/WORK PERFORMANCE
• LESS GUILT
• GAIN RESPECT FOR HANDLING SITUATIONS MATURELY
• BETTER DECISION MAKING
• COPING SKILLS:
• PROGRESSIVE MUSCLE RELAXATION
• TALKING ABOUT ANGER
• WALKING AWAY
• EXERCISING
• SQUEEZING A STRESS BALL

GREAT STUFF!

PASS IT ON, TO SCHOOLS, WORK PLACES, COP SHOPS, JAILS, FAMILIES, AND ON THE STREETS!

WE ALL NEED THIS KIND OF HELP!

Unfortunately, there are some men who get their fun and challenges in other ways.  Sexual assault.  Murder.  That's what happened on that hot August night at Fort Hadley, Georgia.  The victim was Captain Ann Campbell, daughter of lieutenant General Joseph "Fighting Joe" Campbell.  As if that weren't bad enough, she was young, beautiful, talented, bright, and a West Point graduate.  She was the pride of Fort Hadley, the darling of the Army recruiters, a spokesperson for the new, nonsexist Army, a Gulf War veteran, and so forth and so on.  Therefore, I wasn't particularly surprised when I heard that someone raped and murdered her.  She had it coming.  Right?  Wrong.

I had come a long way since that morning when I saw her naked and staked out, wearing a watch and nothing else, when I thought I was looking at the work of a homicidal rapist.  in truth, the crime had taken place in phases, in stages, and the genesis of the crime was a decade old, and what I saw was not what it seemed to all the world to be.  What I saw was the end product of a bizarre night that could have ended differently . . . --The General's Daughter