POCKETED POOL TABLE. THE DISASTER ARTIST. DAILY DUMB ASS. THE GUMBALL BANDIT. FUNNIEST, RESIDING IN THE STATE THAT SHOULD BE RENAMED, BOOZE & GUNS--MAN WAS TAKEN BY POLICE TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL, TO BE TREATED FOR MINOR INJURIES DUE TO A FIGHT, AND TO SOBER UP, THE HOSPITAL STAFF, LEFT HIM SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR TWO HOURS . . . WHEN HE WOKE UP, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHY HE WAS THERE, NOR WHERE HIS CAR WAS, SO HE TOOK THE AMBULANCE AND DROVE HOME! LOL. HE WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO PARK IT IN HIS NEIGBHOR'S DRIVEWAY AND CRAWL IN HIS CAR TRUNK TO SLEEP THE REST OF THE BOOZE OFF! LOL! COPS FOUND HIM IN THE TRUNK. CHRIS & BRYAN CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH, LIKE A DRUNK CLOWN CAN MAKE YOU SCARED! THE KEN DOLL WAS CREATED 40 YEARS AGO TODAY! HE HAS A LAST NAME, KEN CARSON. SO ADAM WAS CREATED BEFORE EVE, AND BARBIE WAS CREATED BEFORE KEN! WE ARE EVEN! BARBIE IS LIKE, 50+ YEARS OLD, POOR KEN IS ONLY 40 TODAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ZOONESTA. BIRTH CONTROL FOR ANIMALS. THE POVERELLO CENTER IS THE GORILLA'S DEN OF ZOOTOWN, MISSOULA, MONTANA, BETTER KNOWN AS THE "PLAYFUL CITY!" LOTS OF LOCAL NEWS: (1) UM VS. UM, IN THE BIG DANCE, MARCH MADNESS! SEND OFF PARADE ON BUS ROUTE OUT OF TOWN THIS MORNING! GOOD LUCK, GRIZ! (2) SLANT STREETS, ARE MAKING WAVES ON SOCIAL MEDIA . . . MISSOULA, MADE THE LIST, SEVERAL YEARS AGO FOR BEING THE WORST, PLANNED CITY IN THE NATION, OR RIGHT THERE AT THE TOP . . . SO FROM AERIAL CAMERAS, YOU CAN SEE A GRIND, THEN, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, THERE ARE A FEW BLOCKS OF SLANT STREETS . . . THE CENTER OF MALFUNCTION JUNCTION! ONE DAY, ME AND A HOT FLAME, WERE LOOKING FOR A 50 CENT CAR WASH, SOMEWHERE IN THAT AREA, AND WE DROVE AROUND, FOR TWO HOURS, LOOKING FOR THE CHEAP CAR WASH, FINALLY SOMEONE, SMOKING ON A BIKE, SAID TO FOLLOW HIM, AND HE TOOK US THROUGH, ANOTHER CRAZY ASS ROUTE, TO THE CAR WASH! LOL. (3) REMATCH, THIS TIME, MY MAN IS WINNING! JOSH CLARK, FORMER, UNDER SHERIFF, RAN AGAINST, NOW, SHERIFF MCDERMOTT, IN A HOTLY CONTESTED, AND BITTER, RIVALRY, WITH A MESSY LAWSUIT, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RACE . . . I WAS AN INNOCENT BY-STANDER, JUST READING THE PAPER, ONE OF THE FIRST MORNINGS I WAS IN TOWN, AT THE BREAK COFFEE CAFE', AND READ, THAT JOSH WAS, A GREAT GUY, HE ABIDED BY THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, AND WAS FIRM BUT FAIR! I HAPPENED TO HAVE JUST STARTED MY BLOG, AND MAY, HAVE BEEN SHIUT DOWN, BY THE GOVERNMENT ON MY BAD ASS CON LAW BLOG, SO I STARTED, THE INTERNET SHERIFF BLOG, AND STARTED REMINDING, LAW ENFORCEMENT OF THEIR OATH TO THE CONSTITUTION, AT ABOUT THAT SAME TIME . . . THAT LANDED ME WITH, NOT ONLY, MISSOUJLA PD COWBOYS AFTER MY ASS, BECAUSE, MCDERMOTT, USED TO WORK FOR THE CITY, BUT GOT, SHERIFFS ON MY TAIL, AFTER MCDERMOTT WON! I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS EVEN GOING ON, I WAS JUST, DOING MY NORMAL, DEFENDING, PROTECTING, AND PRESERVING THE UNITED STATES AND STATE CONSTITUTIONS, LIKE I TOOK AN OATH TO DO! HEAT FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS! FOUR SHERIFFS IN A ROW, WENT BY THE POV. LAST NIGHT ABOUT, 6:15 PM, OR SO, IN A PROCESSION . . . WAS THAT A WARNING FOR THE NEWS TO BREAK TODAY, THAT CLARK WAS RUNNING? MAYBE. I ONLY SUPPORT CANDIDATES, WHO ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR OATH OF OFFICE! PERIOD. (4) MISSOULA SENT THE AG'S OFFICE A BILL FOR COUNTY SERVICES . . . NOW FOLKS, THIS IS THE WAY OUR SYSTEM OF CHECKS & BALANCES WORK, WE ARE NOT IN A PYRAMID, GOVERNMENT WITH EITHER A PRESIDENT AT THAT HEAD, NOR THE GOVERNOR IN A STATE . . . ALL SYSTEMS ARE DESIGNED TO CHECK THE POWER OF THE OTHER LEVEL OF GOVERNMENT! IT IS NOT TOP DOWN, AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS, FOUND THAT THE CLOSER THE POOLITIS ARE TO "WE THE PEOPLE" THE MORE REPRESENTATIVE AND BETTER! SO TAKE IT TO THEM, MISSOULA COUNTY . . . CITIES KEEP COUNTIES IN CHECK AND STATES, KEEP THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN CHECK . . . NO ONE ENTITY IS TO CONTROL, WE THE PEOPLE AND OUR VOICES ARE TO BE HEARD, AND HEARD THEY WILL BE! IT IS A GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE . . . WE CREATED GOVERNMENT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! (5) BONNER OLD MILL COMPANY DOING GREAT! SHIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS A DUMPING GROUND FOR, THE MOB, MORMONS, AND MEN IN BLACK, NEW HOUSES, OUT IN EAST MISSOULA! BAD GOD INTEL, I GUESS. OH, WELL, I AM RIGHT 97% OF THE TIME, AND THE OTHER 3%, I DON'T CARE ABOUT! LOVE TO SEE LOCAL BUSINESSES, THRIVE! ONE THING REALLY GREAT ABOUT MONTANA, IS THAT IT IS SMALL BUSINESS FRIENDLY AND THERE ARE MORE START-UP COMPANIES, IN MONTANA, PER CAPITA, THAN I BELIEVE ANY OTHER STATE! IT IS THAT OLD PIONEER, COWBOY, COWGIRL, HOMESTEADER, WE EAT ICE FOR BREAKFAST, SPIRIT, THAT, IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO START YOUR OWN COMPANY, HIRE ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WHO JUST GRADUATED, AND ROCK THE BUSINESS WORLD! BLACK MOUNTAIN. TRAILHEAD. MAG TOOLS. YOU GOT LUCKY BABE . . . NO, YOU, GOT LUCKY! RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL! JUNGLE LOVE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! I FOUND THE SIMPLE LIFE, WAS NOT SO SIMPLE! THE 39 STEPS. BUS 14, 1:00 RUN, DELAYED BY 20 MINUTES, OR UNTIL I STARTED WALKING TO ST. PAT'S? TRICKED YOU, SAW THE BUS, WALKED BACK TO SHELTER WHERE I HAD BEEN WAITING, FOR 25 MINUTES! NICE TRY. SEATTLE METRO USED TO DO THAT TO ME, ON SUNDAY'S IN BELLEVUE! GOTCHA! GO FETCH! STAGGERING OX. AN AMERICAN GIRL. AMERICAN WOMAN, STAY AWAY FROM ME! GLADLY! TOM PETTY. CLOVERDALE. THE TOPIC OF THE MORNING, SEEMED TO BE, STARTING IN THE WOMEN'S DORM BATHROOMS, BETWEEN ME AND SOME INDIAN CHICK FROM, OREGON, NOT SURE THE TRIBE, AS TO, WHO'S COWBOY, HAD TAKEN THE WORST BEATING? BRAGGING RIGHTS! NOW, ALL THE SUDDEN THERE ARE WORLD CHAMPION RODEO WINNERS, BULL RIDERS, INDIAN WILD HORSE RACERS, BRONC BUSTERS, AND ALL LOOKING FOR THE JUNGLE LOVE AT THE POV! LOL. WE ARE THE WILD GIRLS. JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE ADVENTURESOME, NOT GOING TO TAKE SHIT FROM MEN, AND MORE INDEPENDENT, SO, I GUESS THAT FITS THE COWBOY, INDIAN ROUGH RIDERS TASTES! THE CONVERSTAIONS ARE CRAZY, NOT ONLY WITH THE WOMEN, BUT AMONG THE MEN . . . BRAGGING RIGHTS TO ALL THE METAL IN THEIR BODIES, THE TORN OFF EARS, THE FOOT THE BULL STEPPED ON, AND ALMOST RIPPED OFF, THE DROP FROM, AN AIRPLANE, BREAKING EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY, IN POWDER SNOW, FOR THREE DAYS, UNABLE TO MOVE, UNTIL SEARCH AND RESCUE FOUND THEM, TO BEING GORED BY, THE HORNS OF A BULL, RIPPING AN ARM ALMOST OFF, OR GORING THE LEGS, STRAIGHT THROUGH . . . . LOVE THESE ROUGH AND TUMBLE, ROWDY, COWBOYS AND INDIANS! BUT OUCH! STILL TOO TOUGH, TO GO GET SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA, TO EASE THE PAIN . . . WORLD CHAMP EVEN HAS AN INDIAN DAUGHTER HE TOOK IN, ONE NIGHT, WHEN, HIS SON BROUGHT HER HOME FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, BECAUSE HER PARENTS DIDN'T PICK HER UP, AFTER SCHOOL . . . BOTH PARENTS, SHOWED AT HIS DOOR, SINGLE DAD, STONE ASS DRUNK, ON THEIR ASSES, AND HE REFUSED TO SEND THE GIRL WITH THEM, SO THEY SAID, YOU GIVE HER TO US NOW, OR WE ARE LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK . . . HE KEPT HER, SHE IS HIS DAUGHTER, HE WORKED THAT MILL IN BONNER, DRIVING, FOR FOUR YEARS, FROM ARLEE, TO BONNER, ON NO MORE THAN, TWO HOURS OF SLEEP, TO PUT THIS GIRL THROUGH, HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL, ONTO JOHN HOPKINS, FOR HER INTERNSHIP, SHE IS NOW A DOCTOR IN TOWN . . . GET HER TO GIVE YOU A GREEN CARD, FOR MEDICAL MARIJUANA. THREE TOUGH GUYS, DRINKING THEIR COWBOY COFFEE, ONE WITH METAL IN HIS SHOULDER, BACK, KNEE, AND A TOTAL REPLACED ANKLE, THE OTHER, JUST GOT CANCER, AND I HAVE SEEN HIS HAIR FALL OUT, OVER THE LAST WEEK OR TWO, THE OTHER, SEEMS FINE, BUT, OLD, ALL SAID, IN TRUE, REDNECK, COWBOY FASHION, NO. WHATEVER. I CAN TAKE ANY KIND OF PSYCHOLOGICAL PAIN, AS I HAVE, BUT, PHYSICAL, I AM A WIMP. I DID WANT TO DO SOME LEGAL TRAINING, FOR THE LAW STUDENTS, SURROUNDING ME RIGHT NOW, AT THE JAMESON LAW LIBRARY, ON THE U OF MONTANA, CAMPUS, BLEWITT LAW SCHOOL . . . THIS WORLD CHAMPION COWBOY, IN A LAWSUIT, LOST, $20 MILLION, HIS RANCH, AND EVEN HIS UNDERWEAR, ALL THAT HE EARNED, HAVING BROKEN ALMOST EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY . . . IF I WAS HIS ATTORNEY, I WOULD NEVER HAVE LET THIS COWBOY, MAKE THE TOTALLY, UNCONSCIONABLE, SETTLEMENT HE DID! NEVER . . . I AM SICK ABOUT IT. MEET ME IN THE FIRE HOLE BELOW FOR SOME HOLY WATER!

WHAT DOES A COWBOY, WHO RIDES THE RODEO CIRCUIT GET . . . ALL THE BONES IN HIS BODY BROKEN, AND A DIVORCE!  LOL.  FUCKIN' LOVE'EM!

The Cinderella Curfew that Led to a $20 Million Dollar Loss!

CONTEXTUAL FRAMEWORK AND FACTUAL FOUNDATION

Now, I am not the attorney on the case, nor is personal injury, my specialty area of law, but I did do well in my torts, class, and worked for, my professor, as his, legal writing and research assistant, and ran, across, personal injury, issues and squared off against the defense bar, at the Utah State Legislature, representing the Utah Attorney General's Office, Health Division, on recovering, payments for, law suits, involving, under or non-insured, drivers and passengers, involved in accidents, who, later recovered, large settlements, and demanded that the ambulance chasing attorneys, who make all the money, in the law, return, and repay, the portion of medical bills, and coverage that the state, covered, for the person, involved in the accident.  The defense bar hated me . . . I think I have been hated, my whole legal career, by one entity or another, just enforcing the law!  FUCK?  

But, the point I want to make is, that, I may be getting a filtered, short, cowboy, abbreviated, version of the facts, that might have left something out, that either he didn't know was relevant, or, that, was critical to the amount of money, that was involved, other than, a very greedy, plaintiff, who was not injured, nor was his wife, but, their 80 year old aunt, sitting in the back seat of the car, when, cowboy's son, hydroplaned, and skipped over the median, hit the car . . . the coroner, said the old lady, may have been dead, at the time of the crash, or he believed that they were on their way to the hospital with her, at the time of the accident, that, merely, rocked her, seat belt on, into the door, and back again . . . now, that could have been violently, or just a bump?

THE LAW IS ABOUT, DEFINITIONS AND HAIR SPLITTING!

I used to handle, all the DUI cases, for the DMV, as an assistant attorney general, and in all my time, I had never heard of, a CINDERELLA CURFEW, but, that doesn't mean, that I wasn't just dealing with the hard core, obvious, DUI's and not the kid stuff, or the lesser, infractions.  So, what happened, best I can understand it, having just met this man, and heard his side of the story, was, that his son, and some friends had been to a party or dance, and he consumed, a small amount of alcohol, in a plastic cup, but on the way, home, he loaded, 9 kids in the front of his truck, or his dad's, who, is a tee toddler, because his mother and two sisters, died of alcohol related, deaths, so, the small amount, would be reasonable, for this kid, raised, by this cowboy.  But, the fact that he had any alcohol in his system at all, put the cops on alarm, and they did this deal, that the boy could still drive, they would not, charge him, but, he had to be in all nights, off the roads, by a 9:00 PM curfew, for some amount of time.

The son, 17, I believe, he said, also, road, rodeo, and was helping, pick out some horses for an event the next day, and he forgot about, the time and the curfew, called his dad, and told him, he was going to be a bit late, but would be home soon, the kid was a great student, responsible, and dad, forgot about the Cinderella Curfew, and, on the way home, the kid, got caught in a bad rainstorm, and he hydroplaned, off his side of the freeway, and went through the median, hitting oncoming traffic in a head-on.  Now, given the fact, that the couple in the front seat was not, badly injured, in fact, not injured at all, leads me to believe, that auntie in the back seat, was bumped, rather than, violently thrown, against the side panel of the door . . . but, maybe nobody knows.  

The aunt died, as I said, and the father, was, sued, son dead, for, not having control over the boy, and holding him to the curfew.  Eventually, what happened, was, that, after three times to court, the cowboy, stopped the judge and said, can I say something . . . whatever I can do, to alleviate these people's pain, I am willing to do . . . AFTER THESE MONEY GRUBBERS, GOT THROUGH WITH HIM, HE HAD SIX CENTS TO HIS NAME . . . THEY TOOK HIS RANCH, 24,000 ACRES, 600 HEAD OF CATTLE HAD TO BE SOLD, ALL HIS FURNITURE, THE SHERIFFS EVEN COUNTED THE UNDERWEAR IN HIS DRAWERS!

ANY DEATH, OF A LOVED ONE, IS HORRENDOUS, AND BREAKS HEARTS, BUT THIS COWBOY LOST HIS ONLY BIOLOGICAL CHILD TOO . . . BUT, THANK GOD, THERE ARE CHARTS AND GRAPHS, THAT, PUT A PRICE ON, A LIFE . . . THEY TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION, THE AGE!  THIS WOMAN, MAY HAVE HAD A HEART ATTACK ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL OR HOME?  THE TIME OF DEATH, SHOULD HAVE BEEN, DETERMINED BY THE AUTOPSY!  A 17 YEAR OLD WITH, HIS WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HIM, WITH EARNING POTENTIAL, MAYBE, LIKE HIS DAD, MAKING BIG TIME RODEO BANK, IS LOOKED AT, DIFFERENTLY, ON THESE SCALES OF JUSTICE, THAN, A WOMAN, IN HER 80'S, WHO HAS LIVED AND LONG AND FULL LIFE, NOT THAT, IT CAN BE CUT SHORT, BUT IT IS DIFFERENT, AS PER, RANKINGS ON TORTS OR WRONGFUL DEATH SCALES OF JUSTICE . . . $20 MILLION, PRICE TAG ON A WOMAN, WHO COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD OR DYING AT THE TIME???????????????  FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE JUDGE, WHO IS THE WHAT, WATCHMAN, OVER LAWSUITS LIKE THIS, SHOULD NEVER, HAVE JUST, TAKEN THAT PRICE AND SIGNED OR STAMPED THE PRICE TAG, WITHOUT, CONSIDERING ALL THIS SHIT FIRST, THEN DETERMINED IF IT WAS FAIR, AND EQUITABLE AS A SETTLEMENT!

TO ME, IT WAS, TOTALLY, UNFAIR AND UNCONSCIONABLE, AS A SETTLEMENT FOR A WOMAN, THAT AGE, AND, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, IT IS THE HIGHEST SETTLEMENT, THAT I HAVE PERSONALLY HEARD OF, BEING, NOT SO FAMILIAR, BUT PAYING ATTENTION, TO LAWSUITS OF NOTE ON THE NEWS, AND SO FORTH . . . I HAVE NEVER HEARD, ONE SO HIGH!

THE FACT, THAT THIS MAN, HAD BANK AND A NICE SPREAD, SHOULD NOT HAVE CHANGED THE PRICE TAG ON THE OLD WOMAN'S LIFE . . . PRICELESS, BUT, IN THE LAW, JUSTICE HAS TO BE DONE, AND TO ME, IT WAS NOT IN THIS CASE!

IT FUCKING BREAKS MY HEART!

I'M, ENRAGED BY IT!

ONE OF THE THINGS I HAVE NOTICED, NOT JUST WITH, COWBOYS, BUT WITH, MONTANAN'S, ALIKE, IS THEY JUST WANT TO GET THIS SHIT OUT OF THEIR LIVES, THE COURTS, THE LAWYERS, IF THEY CAN AFFORD ONE, AND GET ON WITH IT . . . WE CAN'T BE IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY, PAINFUL AS LAWSUITS ARE!  I SEE THIS ON CRIMINAL CHARGES, IN FAMILY LAW, AND NOW IN CIVIL COURT!

THE COURT SYSTEM, WHETHER, CIVIL OR CRIMINAL, OR FAMILY COURT, DRUG COURT, CAN'T BE UNCONSCIONABLE IN ITS PUNISHMENT, FEES, FINES, AND LOSS OF LIBERTY!

THERE ARE GUIDELINES OUT THERE TO HELP, BE IT, DETERMINING, CHILD SUPPORT, LIABILITY, OR PRISON TIME, WITH SENTENCING GUIDELINES!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, COPS, PROSECUTORS, ATTORNEYS, AND JUDGES, DO YOUR JOBS, AND DO THEM WELL, PEOPLE DON'T DEAL IN THIS STUFF EVERY DAY, AND THEY ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED WITHOUT, SOME PROTECTIONS, JUST FOR BEING, PEOPLE, WHO DESERVES, SOME SENSE OF DIGNITY AND LIFE, AFTER AN ACCIDENT, A BAD DECISION, OR EVEN WHEN A DEATH RESULTS . . . COWBOY PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE FOR AN ACT OF GOD, LOSING HIS ONLY SON AND CHILD!

WHAT CONVINCES ME, THAT THIS LAWSUIT WAS ABOUT, GREED, WAS, TWO YEARS AFTER, THE $20 MILLION WAS TAKEN FROM COWBOY, THIS SAME COUPLE, CAME AFTER HIM A SECOND TIME, FOR ANOTHER $300,000!

THE LAWS, ALL THAT I HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH, READING THEM, AND STUDYING THEM, ARE TO ME, OR APPEAR TO BE, FAIR . . . THE LEGISLATURES, FIGHT AND BATTLE TO MAKE SURE, THAT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, PROPERTY RIGHTS, AND DUE PROCESS AND EQUAL PROTECTION ARE INCLUDED IN THE LAW, BUT IF, ATTORNEYS, AND JUDGES, DON'T FOLLOW THE LAW, THE PEOPLE SUFFER, AND SUFFER AND SUFFER!!!!!!!!!

I SEE IT EVERY DAY, HEAR ABOUT IT EVERY DAY!

WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS, LEGAL SYSTEM, WE CAN BE KINDER, MORE TOLERANT OF NATURE, ACCIDENTS, MISTAKES, FLUKES, AND USE THE TOOLS THAT ARE AT OUR FINGERTIPS, IF WE JUST USE THEM!

PRIVILEGE FOR NONE, JUSTICE FOR ALL, RICH AND POOR, THIS IS ONE THAT CUT AGAINST THE WEALTHY, AND IT WAS JUST AS UNFAIR AS ONE THAT CUT AGAINST THE POOR!

A BLESSING ON US ALL!

May your dreams defy the laws of gravity.  May  your future success put your grandest dreams to shame!

STUDY HARD, ALL YOU LAW STUDENTS!  THERE ARE NO SHORT CUTS TO SUCCESS!  TO BE A GREAT LAWYER, YOU EARN, EVERY INCH, EVERY FOOT, EVERY YARD, EVERY MILE, TO SUCCESS . . . WE NEED GOOD, SAVVY, SMART, LAWYERS AND JUDGES TO PROTECT, "WE THE PEOPLE!"

SOMETIMES WE NEED TO BE PROTECTED FROM OURSELVES, FROM OUR OWN, NOBLENESS, AND FROM, COMPLETE AND UTTER, DISASTER!