KILLER COMBO. CHIEF CRAZY HORSE SALOON. DISCOVER TENDER SPICY CHICKEN PAIRINGS. INGITE MUDMAN. CLEAN IS KING. FANCY FOOTWORK. HEARTS ON FIRE! IT'S NATIONAL GOOF-OFF DAY! DON'T GET FIRED, GOOFING OFF FOR GOOF OFF DAY! BOSSES? LOL. COME ON, IT'S ONE DAY A YEAR. PLEASE? YALE. WILD WATERWAYS. I'VE BEEN RUNNING LIKE A WILD MUSTANG. GOD MADE GUYS LIKE YOU, FOR GIRLS LIKE ME. MAKE MORE GUYS LIKE YOU! STEALING KISSES UNDERCOVER. MONTANA LAW ENFORCEMENT TORCH RUN! LOL. WE GRIND MEAT. WILD GAME PROCESSING. AH, HA! SHERIFF MCDERMOTT, AND I FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING! FIRING OR ACCEPTING A DEPUTIES RESIGNATION, AS YOU KICK HIS ASS OUT THE DOOR FOR SEXUALLY HARASSING, TWO FEMALES IN THE DEPARTMENT, MAKING A HOSTILE WORK ENFIRNMENT! WE CAN'T AFFORD A LAW SUIT IN THE COUNTY! SAFETY RULES! ADORABLES ANIMALS. BRETT ELDRIDGE AREN'T WORTH IT! HEADS-UP, SHERIFF, ONE OF YOUR DEPUTIES, AND I DON'T BLAME HIM, BUT, A GIRL GOT HER THROAT SLIT, AND DIED, LAST NIGHT IN THE HOSPTIAL . . . DEPUTIES, SCOURING THE POV. FOR SUSPECTS OR LEAD, GOOD STARTING PLACE, SAID HE WOUJLD TAKE OFF HIS BADGE, KILL THE DUDE, THEN, PUT HIS BADGE BACK ON! VIGILANTE JUSTICE IS MERITED AND OFTEN, NEEDED; HOWEVER, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, AND TAKING OFF THE BADGE, BREAKING THE LAW, THEN, PUTTING IT BACK ON, DISHONORS THE BADGE AND LAW JUST AS MUCH, PLUS CAN GET YOUR ASS, 25 TO LIFE! DESERVED OR NOT! WE HAVE A LEGAL SYSTEM, THAT, WHILE SLOW, OFTEN, DOES WORK! YOU JUST CATCH THE GUY, LET THE PROSECUTORS, JURY, AND JUDGES, FRY HIS ASS! THIS HOMELESS CHICK, PROBABLY SOMEONE I KNOW, WAS ALLEGEDLY, HANGING OUT AROUND, RESERVE, UNDER THE BRIDGE, WHEN, SHE GOT ATTACKED! ANYONE WITH INFORMATION, PLEASE, PLEASE, CALL THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT! WE ARE ALL UPSET BY THIS TYPE OF NEWS! ANOTHER WOMAN, WAS BEAT UP, AND ATTACKED, WALKING, IN THE ALLEY, FROM THE POV. TO FRESH MARKET! DONALD TRUMP, SHOULD NOT BE YOUR MODEL, AND HOPEFULLY, THAT IS NOT, MY ENEMIES, PICKING ON HOMELESS WOMEN, HOPING TO ROUGH ME UP, MOB, MORMON, AND TRUMP STYLE! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY CONTROLLED BY THE RULE OF LA1 IN ORDER TO HAVE A WELL, ORDERED SOCIETY, WE MUST, ABIDE BY THE LAW AND ENFORCEMENT! NOT TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS! FIVE THINGS MONTANANS HATE, BESIDES, WOMAN, GETTING BEAT UP OR KILLED: (1) PEOPLE ASKING IF KIDS RIDE THEIR HORSES TO SCHOOL! LOL. WE DO HAVE PAVED ROADS IN MONTANA! LOL. HOWEVER, SENIOR, PRANKS, OFTEN INVOLVE HORSES! THIS IS HORSE COUNTRY, AND PEOPLE ARE FAMILIAR WITH HORSES! SCHOOL BUSES, PARENTS OR LEGS, TAKE OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL! THIS REMINDS ME OF PEOPLE, COMING TO SALT LAKE CITY, AND ASKING IF THAT WHITE STUFF ON THE MOUNTAINS, IS SALT! LOL. THAT WOULD BE SNOW. LOL. STATE HOPING IS GREAT. IN SOME STATES, YOU GO THROUGH, CULTURE SHOCK, BUT IT IS KICK ASS FUN! WILD WEST STYLE! STILL LIVES. LIVE FUN. LIVE ADVENTURE! (2) THE PEOPLE OF THE TREASURE STATE, HATE, OUT OF STATE LAND OWNERS, COMING IN AND MESSING WITH FISHING ACCESS! SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE, THAT MONEY, ALLOWS THEM TO BULLY LOCALS AWAY FROM CHERISHED, FISHING HOLES! ALL WATER, GROUND, RUN OFF, SPRING, RAIN, AND SURFACE WATER, BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE, NOT THE RICH! WHICH, NATURALLY, LEADS TO THE NEXT, PET PEEVE! (3) MONTANANS BELIEVE, THAT, AND CONSTITUTIONAL SUPPORT, BOTH FEDERAL AND STATE, THAT, PUBLIC LANDS, SHOULD STAY IN PUBLIC HANDS! OPEN RANGE, HUNTING, FISHING, HIKING, BIKING, CANOING, BOATING, ARE ALL A WAY OF LIFE IN MONTANA! WE SHARE THIS BEALUTIFUL STATE WITH THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, THROUGH, PUBLIC LANDS! MANAGED, BY, BOTH STATE AND FEDERAL AGENCIES, TOGETHER! (4) THE PEOPLE OF THIS STATE, HATE, STUPID PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ A MAP, AND ASK, WHERE MONTANA IS? IS IS PART OF CANADA? LOL. WHILE PRIOR TO COMING TO THE STATE, I SURE AS SHIT, KNEW IT WAS, IN THE FUCKING UNITED STATES! GET AN EDUCATION! THE MOST ELEMENTARY AND SIMPLE, TEACHERS YOU THAT! REMEMBER, MEMORIZING, THE STATE CAPITALS OF ALL FIFTY STATES? YEAH, THAT YEAR! LOL. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER, HAS MEANING FOR THESE PEOPLE! LOL. (5) COWBOYS, FARMERS, RANCHERS, AND US NORMAL FOLK, HAVE A THING AGAINST, CALIFORNIANS, PRUNE PICKERS, WHO COME TO THE STATE AND WANT TO TURN IT INTO CALIFORNIA, THE STATE THEY JUST LEFT! ALL IN GOOD FUN, THOUGH, THERE ARE SOME GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE STATE ALSO! PLEASE DON'T CHANGE, MONTANA, PLEASE . . . ADOPT THE LIFESTYLE, OR JUST VISIT, STAY IN CALIFORNIA . . . THAT GOES FOR UTAH, AND ALL MOVE-INS, OR TRANSPLANTS! THERE IS A REASON, MONTANA IS MONTANA, HISTORY, SURVIVAL, AND LESSONS FROM THE PAST, HAVE LEFT SCARS ON THIS STATE, AND IT PAINS ME TO READ AND STUDY ABOUT, THEM! THE LAST BEST PLACE, FOR SURE! FOR OTHER STATES, THERE IS RESPECT, ADMIRATION, ETC., BUT FOR MONTANA, IT IS LOVE! --JOHN STEINBECK, AUTHOR. PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY, SAID A SIMILAR THING, AND SO HAVE OTHER, PRESIDENTS, AS THEY HAVE COME TO THIS MAGICAL, AND WONDERFUL STATE, THAT IS A TREASURE, AND HAS SOME OF THE CROWN JEWELS OF THE CONTINENT IN IT! COPPER KINGS, INDUSTRIALISTS, RAPERS OF THE LAND, FORESTS, EARTH, STAY THE FUCK OUT, IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STAY! RESPECT! CONTRIBUTE! OR TAKE YOUR MONEY BACK EAST, OR TO CALIFORNIA, AFTER YOUR PLUNDERS! THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY, AND HE WILL PROTECT IT, FROM YOU! FUCKING VULTURE CAPITALISTS! ON A LIGHTER NOTE, WHAT, DO 15% OF THE MEN, SAY THEY DO BETTER THAN WOMEN? COME ON, MEN? IRONING! WHO STILL IRONS NOW DAYS? LOL. GOOD JOB MEN. MY SON, CHRIS, MUCH, BETTER, BY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL, DOING LAUNDRY, THAN HIS ATTORNEY, MOTHER, TOOK OVER THAT CHORE, AND HE WAS BETTER AT ME, BACK EVEN AT THAT AGE! WE DON'T MIND--MEN, YOU HAVE IRON DUTY! LOL. FUN STUFF ON THE RADIOS, IN THE MORNING, I BELIEVE, IT WAS, EITHER, KYSS OR THE BLAZE, THAT HAD, THAT LIST ON, AND THE FEMALE, RADIO PERSONALITY, IS LOOKING FOR MORE CONTRIBUTIONS, THAT PISS OFF MONTANANS! THE BRYAN & CHRIS SHOW, ALWAYS HAS FUN STUFF LIKE THIS ON TOO! GREAT WAY TO ADVERTISE AND GET YOUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS OUT! THINK, CONVERSATION STARTERS! EVEN COLLEGE COURSES, COULD BE BUILT ON SOME OF THIS STUFF! FUN MATERIAL. I HEAR, THAT OUR LOCAL, BRYAN & CHRIS SHOW, PROBABLY, THE DAILY DUMB ASS, IS POPULAR IN GERMANY, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRY . . . COOL! SUNRISE SALOON.

NATIONAL WOMEN'S MONTH

FUCKING AMAZING TEACHER!

I DIDN'T CATCH HER NAME, BUT STEPHANIE RUHLE, OF MSNBC, I BELIEVE, TOLD THIS STORY, OR IT WAS ON THE RADIO, BUT . . . 

THIS WOMAN, IS FROM, CALIFORNIA, SORRY, VERY COOL PERSON, PRUNE PICKER, AND, I ADMIT, I WAS BORN IN PORT HUENEME NAVY BASE, CALIFORNIA, AN AIR FORCE SPY, FOR THE OFFICE OF STRATEGIC INTELLIGENCE . . . I MAY NOT LIKE MY DAD, BUT, I AM PROUD OF WHO, HE WORKED FOR, LATER, BECAME THE CIA, IS THIS ALL MAKING SENSE TO YOU?  IT SHOULD. 

SO THIS WOMAN, WAS AND MAY STILL BE, CAUGHT THE STORY LATE, BUT, A FIRST GRADE TEACHER, IN A IMPOVERISHED, PART OF THE INNER CITY, AND SHE PROMISED, HER STUDENTS, THAT IF THEY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL, SHE WOULD PAY FOR THEIR COLLEGE!

THIS WOMAN HAS, SUPPORTED, 130 KIDS, THROUGH COLLEGE!  THAT TOPS A VULTURE CAPITALIST, INDUSTRIALIST, CORPORATE AMERICA, BANKER, ANY FUCKING DAY!

I BELIEVE IS WAS THOMAS JEFFERSON, THE RENAISSANCE MAN--ATTORNEY, FARMER, BUSINESS MAN, ETC., ONE OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS, KEY TO DRAFTING AND SIGNING, THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, WHO, UP TO AND INCLUDING, BEING PRESIDENT, SAID HIS FAVORITE, JOB, AND THE MOST FASCINATING, WAS, THAT OF BEING A TEACHER . . . HE SAID, OVER THE YEARS, HE LOOKED AT EACH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS, AND WONDERED, WHAT, GREAT AND NOBLE, OR HORRIBLE THINGS, THEY MIGHT DO IN THEIR LIFE TIMES.

I HAD A 6TH GRADE TEACHER, MR. HALLOWS, LONG RETIRED, BY NOW, IF NOT DEAD, WHO, FOLLOWED ME, AND MY YOUNG CAREER, CALLING ME, WHEN, MY MUG SHOT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER, FOR BEING, CLASS VICE PRESIDENT, OR CHEERLEADER, OR ON THE DEBATE TEAM, OR WHATEVER . . . THOSE CALLS MEANT, SO MUCH TO ME, AND PROBABLY HAD, SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY SUCCESS IN LIFE!

WE LOVE OUR TEACHERS!

GOD BLESS OUR TEACHERS, AND THEIR YOUNG CHARGES, IN OUR NATIONS, SCHOOLS!

PROTECT THEM FROM, EVIL AND HARM!

CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE!

KISSES. LOVES, HUGS!

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!

EXCEPT YOU BECOME AS LITTLE CHILDREN, YE, CAN NOT ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!

SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN, TO COME UNTO ME! --JESUS

PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST ASSETS!

LOVE CROWN PRINCE OF SAUDI ARABIA . . . PUTTING PEOPLE, EQUALLY ABOVE OIL!

AMERICA!