JUST BE YOU!
Oh, I forgot to interpret the Brett Elderedge . . . Tom Ridge was the first, Director of Homeland Security, in the Bush administration, after, 9/11, and this whole terrorism era started, so Brett, as a cop, and seen in the "elder" part of the name, is getting old, not as old as me, but he looked, worn and haggard, way back, in 2005 or 06, when, I left him--hunched over, turning gray, and with slow movements. Judged on the way, cops, treated him, and I believe he told me, his father, used to be a sheriff in Cache County, which would explain, a lot of the preferential treatment, but, with all the surveillance, Brett used to keep his eye on me, as I wandered, around, the Valley, in search of the closest Diet Coke, vendor, being able to find me, then, like Miles, could find my new cell phone number, over the last 5 years, that, he had close cop connections, or was one, or was a fed!
By way of being yourself, Shelley to Tiffany and all the galz in between, you never had to get trashed, ever, that was your own, stupid, actions, and you should have pulled out, early, or backed out of the game to mitigate your crimes, or best, refused, to break the law, by stealing my name and resume, taking everything I owned, and what my family had, federal way style! YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME IF YOU FEEL ABUSED, BY ME AND THIS BLOG . . . MEN, YOU DON'T NEED TO ATTACK ME, WHENEVER, I MAKE YOUR LAYS, LOOK BAD, THEY FREELY CHOSE TO DO THIS, AND KNEW IT WAS, NOT ONLY WRONG, BUT AGAINST THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS YOU, YOURSELVES DID TOO!
FOLLOW THE MONEY TRAIL, AND TRACK MY ORCA BUS PASS! JUST LIKE THE WAY, TRUMP STOLE THE RIGGED ELECTIONS FROM HILLARY, WITH THE FLIP OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES, HIM GETTING HERS AND HER HIS, LOOK FOR THE MECHANICS ON MY BANK ACCOUNTS, AND LOOKING AT THE NUMBER, I WROTE ABOUT, THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ENOUGH NUMBERS, FOR A FULL ACCOUNT . . . FIRST IN TIME, FIRST GAME STRIKE, I GOT, BUT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN, THAT THE FED CREW, DIDN'T, TAKE MY ORIGINAL ACCOUNT AND SET ME UP A SECOND ACCOUNT! I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU NEED A FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT, EASY SHIT!
FINALLY, SURVIVAL GRAMMAR!
PROFESSOR, MICKELSON, WEBER STATE UNIVERSITY, OGDEN, UTAH . . . A GOLDEN NUGGET IN EDUCATION, THAT, CAN SET YOU FREE OF GRAMMAR RULES, FOREVER AND ALLOW YOU TO WRITE, JUST LIKE YOU SPEAK! THE GOAL! YOU CAN BE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, BUT IF YOU CAN CONVEY YOUR THOUGHTS, OR KNOWLEDGE, IT LIVES AND DIES WITH YOU . . . PASS GOOD STUFF ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION AND TURN AND HELP THE PERSON BEHIND YOU, TO THE TOP! I GOT STANDING OVATIONS FROM LAW STUDENTS IN MY LEGAL WRITING CLASSES, FROM PROFESSORS WITH PH.D'S, SAYING THIS IS THE FIRST TIME, THEY, WITH A DOCTORATE, DEGREE, EVER GOT WHERE TO PUT A FUCKING COMA, SEMI-COLON, AND PERIOD! IT HAS BEEN ALMOST 25 YEARS, SINCE I TAUGHT THIS, BUT, I WILL DO MY BEST . . . BUT THIS 15 MINUTE LESSON, TAUGHT ME MORE THAN, 19 YEARS OF SCHOOL! I HAVE WRITTEN FOR THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, AND I HAVE WRITTEN FOR YOU, AND THE WORLD! DON'T BE CONFUSED BY THE WOMAN, YOU SEE, IF YOU GET THE DIXIE STATE COLLEGE PRESENTATION I DID, BACK, BEFORE, I KNEW, THE GOVERNMENT WAS USING DOUBLES OF ME EVERYWHERE AND DUBBED, RACHEL, INTO MY PRESENTATION, AT THE COLLEGE!
SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY!
THIS IS A SYSTEM OF INDEPENDENT AND DEPENDENT CLAUSES, OR WORDS, THAT WHEN, PUT TOGETHER, THEY CAN EITHER STAND ALONE, OR THEY CANNOT, AND ARE DEPENDENT ON, ANOTHER CLAUSE . . . VERY APPROPRIATE FOR SANTA CLAUS!
THERE ARE CERTAIN, WORDS, THAT IF YOU ADD THEM, TO THE FIRST PART OF A SENTENCE, MAKE ALL CLAUSES, DEPENDENT . . . HERE IS A CURORY LIST, OF WHAT I CAN REMEMBER OF THOSE WORDS . . .
- although, before, in the beginning, therefore, when, THEN, all phrases that start, with these, can turn, an independent clause, into a dependent clause:
- I took a shower. A simple sentence, with a noun and a verb. Now, see what happens when you add, one of the words from the list, and there are a lot more, I just can't think about them, right now, but, you can almost feel, them . . .
- Before my date came, I took a shower. To write, "Before my date came" and let it stand alone, you have written, a sentence fragment, because, the clause or string of words, is dependent, on something to make sense, or to make it, stand as a sentence, so you have to add, the last part of the sentence, to the introductory phrase, that is a dependent clause, and incomplete or can't stand alone without something else!
- SIX BASIC SENTENCE PATTERNS, MAKE UP, THIS SURVIVAL GRAMMAR . . . REMEMBER, THAT, ALL SENTENCES NEED A NOUN OR SUBJECT, AND A VERB OR ACTION, TO MAKE A SENTENCE:
- I took a shower. (simple sentence pattern or independent clause)
- I went to the store. I took a shower. (two related simple sentences)
- I went to the store; I took a shower. (two simple sentences, and rather than, making two short, choppy sentences, you can, add a semi-colon, that helps the flow of the sentences, and makes, a different, sentence, with two actions, you did, in on, sentence)
- I went to the store. And I took a shower. (different ways of writing the same thing)
- I went to the store, and I took a shower. (two simple sentences, joined by a conjunctive coordinator, or whatever, words, like and, or, so, are . . . I taught English! LOL. Learn the patterns, don't worry about the technical name for the grammar! Scream!)
- Before my date, I went to the store, and I took a shower. (this adds the introductory phrase, and adds the two, simple sentences together, to make, a more complex sentence pattern and more fun, easy to read, and more interesting, flows better!)
- ONCE YOU MASTER, THOSE 6 SENTENCE PATTERNS . . . YOU START TO WORD PLAY, AND MAKE UP, ALL KINDS OF PATTERNS, USING THE SAME, 6 PRINCIPLES, IN A MORE COMPLEX WAY . . . I THINK THE LONGEST SENTENCE, I WROTE, AFTER, LEARNING THIS AND FEELING CONFIDENT, WAS 250 WORDS LONG, WITH ALMOST PERFECT TECHNIQUE AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE, AND I CAN'T DIAGRAM A SENTENCE TO SAVE MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Although, I had a date, I first went to the store, and then, I took a shower. (this sentence, flows, is complex, yet simple, and conveys, a lot of information! Now, notice, that, the use of one of the words from the introductory phrase list, you, need to add, another coma, after the word, then . . . )
- Although, I had homework to do, I took a shower. (this sentence, can be structured, a bit different, depending on how, you want it to sound, or the mood, you want, or to be seen, as more contemplative, or thoughtful, and you could, write it: Although I had homework to do, I took a shower.)
PLAYMOUTH
. . . ONCE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH, THESE SENTENCE PATTERNS, AND I KEPT MY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE, FOR A WHILE, UNTIL, I GOT THE FLOW OF PHRASES, CLAUSES, AND SENTENCES, I STARTED TO COMBINE THEM AND JUST HAVE FUN, THEN, MASTERED, YOU JUST HAVE FUN, AND CAN FEEL COMPLETELY COMPETENT, THAT FEW, CAN WRITE BETTER THAN, YOU CAN!
WRITING STARTS TO BE FUN, AS CONFIDENCE IN JUST WERE TO PUT A COMA AND SEMI-COLON GOES!
THANK THE FEMALE BUS DRIVER, WHO WANTED TO HELP HER NEPHEW, LEARN TO WRITE BETTER, FOR THIS, THAT CAN BENEFIT, THE WORLD!
ENGLISH TEACHERS, FEEL FREE, TO TAKE THIS MODEL, AND TRAIN YOUR KIDS, TO WRITE! THE OLD WAY, IS MORE LIKE, BELONGING TO A CLUB, THAT FEW, CAN JOIN! LOL.
OUR GOAL IN EDUCATION, IS TO MAKE LEARNING RELEVANT, AND TO, I THINK, TEACH, IT IN THE SIMPLEST FORM, SO THAT THE GREATEST MAJORITY OF OUR STUDENTS, REALLY GET IT!
JUST BE YOU! LEARN TO WRITE, JUST LIKE YOU SPEAK, ALWAYS, DEVELOPING YOUR OWN STYLE!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR, AS A BETTER WRITER!
KISSES.
REMEMBER, THAT WRITING IS HARD, BUT IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE . . . MY FAVORITE HARD NOSED, ENGLISH PROFESSOR, ONCE SAID, OF OUR SENIOR ENGLISH PAPERS, HE FELT LIKE HE HAD BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A FRUIT CAKE!
'TIS THE SEASON!
ANOTHER PROFESSOR, AN OLD MARINE, SAID, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, ERNEST HEMINGWAY, SAID ABOUT WRITING . . . SURE, WRITING IS EASY, I JUST SIT AT THE TYPEWRITER, UNTIL I SWEAT BLOOD!
AT SOME POINT, YOU BREAK THROUGH THE OZONE LAYER, AND START, HITTING A ZONE IN YOUR OWN WRITING!
I DEVELOPED MY OWN STYLE IN LEGAL BRIEFS, THAT THE NATION PAID TOP DOLLAR TO GET HOT OFF THE PRESS!
I DEVELOPED MY OWN, WRITING STYLE IN THIS BLOG! CODED ATTENTION GETTERS, FOR A BIG PICTURE OVERVIEW, AND THE INSIDE, THE JUICY DETAILS!
I LOVE TO WRITE!
I USED TO HATE IT, SO, YOU CAN LEARN!
IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN!
THERE WAS A STUDY, THAT, WAS DONE WHEN, I WAS IN, ONE OF MY FIRST ENGLISH CLASSES . . . THERE WERE THREE STUDY GROUPS: (1) READERS; (2) READING AND WRITING; AND (3) JUST WRITING . . . THE SURPRISING RESULTS, WERE THE GROUP, THAT JUST READ, WERE THE BEST WRITERS!
I WAS A NON-READER!
HINT: MOST OF THE ADULT PRISON POPULATION, DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ! SECOND CHANCES!
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
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