TRUMP SAVES "MERRY CHRISTMAS?" I BEG TO DIFFER! THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE! FAT GIRL WALKING. AMAZON.COM, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOG (25,200,000 RESULTS, NOW THAT IS HAULING ASS! TRUMP HAS 43 MILLION FANS . . . I HAVE BILLIONS! LOL. MERRY CHRISTMAS! LOL. PRESIDENT OBAMA, SAID, MERRY CHRISTMAS, 17 TIMES! TRUMP IS THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS . . . CLOWN!). EDUCATION FUELED BY EXPERIENCE. TRAINING MY KIDS TO TAKE OVER THIS BLOG, OR PHASE ME OUT! I BASED THIS BLOG ON PRINCIPLES, THAT I HAVE LEARNED OVER THE YEARS, GOLDEN NUGGETS, THAT I INCORPORATED, INTO THE BLOG: (1) USING "ATTENTION GETTERS" IS CRITICAL TO ONLINE EXPOSURE. STUDIES HAVE PROVEN, THAT PEOPLE WILL READ, EMAILS, AND OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SOURCES, IF THE TITLE GETS THEIR ATTENTION! SEX ALWAYS SELLS! TRUE OR NOT! LOL. LAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEART--THE NEXT DAY, YOU JUST GAVE IT AWAY. THIS CHRISTMAS, I GAVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL. RUMOR HAS IT, HE'S THE ONE I'M LEAVING YOU FOR! LOL. WHERE DO I GET MY ATTENION GRABBERS? BILLBOARDS. T-SHIRTS. HATS. TRUCKS. BUS ADS. STATEMENTS IN STORE SHOPS. TAG LINES. MOTTOS. SONGS. THE LIST IS ENDLESS. I CAN, ALMOST GO THROUGH, A MAGAZINE, AND TELL A ROMANTIC STORY, JUST USING THE CREATIVE AD CAMPAIGNS. IS THIS PLAGAERISM? NO, IT IS FREE ADVERTISING! WHEN, I DO BUSINESS, YOU DO BUSINESS! I GROW THE THINGS I LOVE! I AM NOT COMPETING WITH ANYONE, BUT MYSELF! (2) I LIKE TO BE UP ON CURRENT EVENTS, NEWS, FUN RADIO SURVEYS . . . LIKE THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES. MOVIES AND TV SERIES, LIKE LAW & ORDER, ARE ALWAYS, GOOD MATERIAL TO WRITE ABOUT, WITH MY BACKGROUND, AND THEY ARE TEACING MOMENTS FOR LAW ENFORCMENT, CITIZENS, PROSECUTORS, DEFENSE ATTORNEYS, AND JUDGES! BEFORE I STARTED DOING TRIAL WORK, I WATCHED, LAW & ORDER, WITH LITTLE INTEREST; HOWEVER, AFTER, GETTING INTO THE BLOOD AND GUTS OF THE LAW, SEEING SOME OF THE ETHICAL, LEGAL, STRATEGIC, POSTURING, THAT GOES ON, IN COURT, KNOWING, AND RECOGNIZING, SOME OF THE CASES, FROM THE NEWS, YEARS EARLIER, THE SHOW TOOK ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO ME, SHARPENING MY TOOL BOX, AND GIVING ME TONS TO WRITE ABOUT! TODAY, I AM GOING TO WRITE ABOUT, ONE, WITH A NOVEL, MEDICAL CONDITION, A FUN ONE, THAT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH, BUT, GIVEN, THE FACT, THAT MY AGE, YOUNGING, HAS WORKED AGAINST ME, THERE IS AN UP SIDE TO THIS TOO . . . SOMETHING FUN, SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FIT, SOMETHING THAT IS OUT OF PLACE! LOL. (3) EITHER SHAKESPEARE OR PLATO, ONCE SAID, "THE UNEXAMINED LIFE, IS A LIFE NOT WORTH, LIVING!" YOU BE YOU. I LOVE BEING ME! ALL THE WRINKLES, PIMPLES, DIMPLES ON MY ASS, I LOVE! SOME HAVE SAID, WELL, SHE IS A PERFECT VERSION OF YOU? HOW IN THE WORLD, CAN, ANYONE BE A VERSION OF ANYONE ELSE! MY GENERATION SHAPED ME MORE, THAN, I EVER DREAMED, OR IMAGINED, SO HOW DO HIPPIE HOLIDAYS, MESH WITH THE MATERIAL GIRL, BORN, 7 YEARS LATER, TO A DIFFERENT SET OF WORLD EVENTS, WITHOUT THE SAME ISSUES, THE POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS MAKE-UP, HAD NO RESEMBLENCE, TO ONE ANOTHER, THERE WAS NO, VIET NAM, NO CIVIL RIGHTS OR WOMEN'S MOVEMENTS, WE WERE INTO PEACE, LOVE, AND ROCK'IN ROLL . . . MADONNA AND DREW, WERE INTO DIAMONDS, RICHES, MATERIAL PLEASURES, AND SURE AS HELL, NOT LOVING AND LIVING IN NATURE! SO, JUST HOW IS SHE, OR ANYONE, A PERFECT, IMAGE OF ME? THERE IS NO COMPARISON. MINUTES AWAY . . . WORLDS A PART! GET REAL, BE REAL, BE YOU! TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE! ONE OF THE MAJOR PRINCIPLES, IN THIS BLOG IS, IT'S "AUTHENTICITY!" TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, EVERYTING IS VERIFIABLE! THAT GIVES ME CREDIBILITY, WHEN, OTHERS CLAIMING TO BE ME, MAKES THEM, COMPLETE AND UTTER LIARS! THEY LACK CREDIBILITY, THEY SIMPLE, ARE NOT ME! YOU BE YOU! I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF YOU, CONNECTED, ATTACHED, MIXED, OR MATCHED WITH ME! NEVER, EVER! I DON'T LIKE THESE WOMEN! THEY MAKE ME SICK AND I FELL SORRY FOR THEM! SO JUST BE YOU, THAT IS SMART, STRONG AND COOL! (4) I BASICALLY, WRITE COMMENTS, ON THINGS AROUND ME, FROM SOCIAL ISSUES, TO POLITICS, TO FAMILY, RELIGION, OR ANYTHING THAT CATCHES MY EYE! OFTEN, I THINK, I AM GOING TO WROTE ABOUT, ONE SUBJECT, AND, AN ATTENTION GETTER, WILL TAKE ME, OFF ON SOME TANGENTIALLY, RELATED, PATH, THAT, CAN, AND OFTEN DOES, LEAD ME STRAIGHT BACK, BUT IN A BETTER WAY, THAN, ORIGINALLY, PLANNED! (5) THE SECOND, I AM DONE WITH ONE BLOG, I RELEASE IT TO THE UNIVERSE AND IF IT INFLUENCES, ONE PERSON, OR BILLIONS, IT IS ALL THE SAME TO ME! I DON'T, EVER, THINK, THE WORLD IS READING THIS! I DO TRY TO BE SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE, THOUGHTFUL OF TENDER, EARS AND EYES, THAT MIGHT SEE THIS, BUT, FOR THE MOST PART, I WRITE FOR ME, TO LEAVE A LEGACY TO MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN, OF THE LIFE I LIVED, NOT WHITE WASHED, OR CLEANED UP, BUT NITTY AND GRITTY, LIKE IT IS! WHEN, I READ, NUMBERS, LIKE THE ONES ON AMAZON, THIS MORNING, IT IS LIKE . . . WOW! I AM HONORED! FROM THE FIRST DAY, I STARTED THIS BLOG, I HAVE BEEN SHOCKED, THAT ANYONE WANTED TO READ IT, FUN AND INFORMATIVE AS IT IS! SMARTER BY SUNDAY! GOOD CONVERSATION MATERIAL! (6) GIVEN THE CRAZY ASS LIFE, I HAVE BEEN LIVING WHILE BLOGGING, GIVING ALMOST A DAY TO DAY, ACCOUNT, OF MY TRAVELS, MY 1,000 PERFECT ESCAPES, GIVING A RECORD OF WHERE I WAS, AT THE TIME, REAL TIME, OR WHO I MET AND WAS WITH, A LOVE DIARY, THOUGHTS, FEELINGS, AND LOVE . . . I THINK YOU COULD EASILY, SAY, I AM IN LOVE WITH BEING IN LOVE, THE GUY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, REALLY! LOL. I HAVE OBJECTS OF MY AFFECTION, AND THEY STICK, UNTIL, SOMEONE, ELSE, TAKES THAT PLACE! WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I NEED, AT THIS TIME IN MY LIFE ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS! (7) I WANT TO LEAVE THE WORLD, AMERICA, MY FAMILY, SOCIETY, BETTER, HAVING READ AND KNOWN ME, THAN, THEY WERE BEFORE, I STARTED TO WRITE! I WANT TO INSPIRE, GIVE HOPE, ENCOURAGE, SAY, IF I CAN DO THIS, SO CAN YOU! I LOVE THE BUS AD: BIG SIS. MILLIONS INSPIRED! THIS IS MY PAY! I TAKE THESE AS PERSONAL MESSAGES TO ME, AND I WOULD HOPE, THAT THEY, FIT, WHO I AM, AND WHAT I AM WRITING! NOW, HOW ON EARTH, CAN SOMEONE, LIKE A SISTER, FOR EX-FRIEND, BE SO DAMNED JEALOUS, THAT, THEY, WOULD, COULD, OR SHOULD, CLAIM, MY LIFE, MY EXPERIENCES, MY WORK, MY FAMILY, AND WHATVER IS CONNECTED TO ME . . . WORTH BILLIONS, I GUESS, BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON, YOUR LIVES! HOW? (8) OVER THE YEARS, THE FORMULA FOR A "SIMPLE COMPOSITION" HAS BECOME SO MUCH, A PART OF MY LIFE, AND WRITING, THAT, MY BRAIN, ALMOST AUTOMATICALLY, TO SOME EXTENT, FOLLOWS, A THESIS SENTENCE, IN THE INTRODUCTION OF THE BLOG TITLE, FOLLOWS, SEVERAL SUPPORTING, STATEMENTS, BE IT IN THE NEWS, EXAMPLES FROM MY LIFE, OR TAKEN FROM, PEOPLE, LIVING, AROUND ME, OR FROM MY FAMILY LIFE, MARRIAGE, OR WORK EXPERIENCES! I TAUGHT, ARGUMENTATION & RESEARCH, IN THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT OF, UTAH VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY, FOR 5 YEARS, STARTING, BEFORE, I GRADUATED FROM LAW SCHOOL. HOWEVER, I TAUGHT, BASIC COMPOSITION, TO STUDENTS I TUTORED IN THE WEBER STATE DORMS, AS PART OF THE STUDENT FACULTY, BEFORE, I GRADUATED FROM, MY UNDERGRADUTATE DEGREE, IN ENGLISH AND COMMUNICATIONS WITH A SECONDARY TEACHING CERTIFICATE! HERE IT IS IN A NUTSHELL, AND SHE IS! LOL. (A) TITLE THAT IS, A FEW WORDS, THAT, STATES WHAT THE SUBJECT, TOPIC, ISSUE IS, YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT! (B) BY WAY OF INTRODUCTION, AND THIS IS WHERE THE HARD PART IN WRITING COMES IN, NARROWING, THE SUBJECT, TO A THESIS, OR MAIN STATEMENT OF THE POINT, YOU WANT TO MAKE . . . NOW, ONCE YOU LEARN THE RULES, THE MORE FREEDOM YOU HAVE TO BREAK THOSE RULES! ONCE I STRUGGLED WITH, THE THESIS, THE REAL HARD PART WAS DONE . . . IT IS LIKE, THE MAIN, STATEMENT, THAT CONTAINS, ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, IN ONE SENTENCE! AS I HAVE EVOLVED, AS A WRITER, WITH A BLOG BEING SOMEWHAT OF A DIFFERENT, ANIMAL, THAN, A COMPOSITION, THE TITLE AND THE INTRODUCTORY, PARAGRAPH, HAVE MERGED INTO, ONE VERY LONG, THOUGHT, AND, I GO EVERYWHERE, MENTALLY, BUT, I DO HAVE THEMES, WITH SUB-THEMES, OR SUPPORTING, STATEMENTS, NEWS STORIES, USING, FACTS, STATISTICS, AND EXAMPLES, AS THE MOST POWERFUL TOOLS OF "PERSUASION!" SO BACK TO BASIC COMPOSITION, TITLE, INTRODUCTORY PARAGRAPH, WITH A THESIS, AND TWO OR THREE SUPPORTING, SENTENCES OR THOUGHTS! YOU, HAVE BASICALLY, WRITTEN THE ENTIRE PAPER, NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FLESH IN THE BODY, GIVING MEAT TO THE SKELETON OF YOUR PAPER, BLOG. (C) THEN, IN YOUR CLOSING, PARAGRAPH, OR FOR ME, IN MY RANT, RAVE, AND VENTING, AT THE END, THAT SEEMS TO INTENSIFY, WITH WRITING, EVIDENCED BY THE SIZE AND POWER OF THE SCRIPT AND FONT, FROM, NORMAL TO LARGE, FROM, LIGHT TO BOLD, I GO BACK AND VISIT, THE MAIN, POINTS I WANT, THE READER, TO REMEMBER, FROM, ALL THE SHIT I HAVE JUST WRITTEN ABOUT! (D) SO IN ESSENSE, THE WRITING IS, TELLING YOU WHAT YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT, TELLING YOU WHERE THE WRITING WILL TAKE YOU, WITH THE GOAL OF CONVINCING YOU, THAT THE THESIS IS TRUE, SUPPORTED BY, SEVERAL, IDEAS THAT SUPPORT THE MAIN IDEA, AND THEN, FINISHING, BY REMINDING OR TELLING THE READER, WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN, OR WHERE, YOU WANTED THEM TO GO WITH THIS PAPER FOR BLOG! (9) I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, THAT MY NOTE TAKING, IS MY ROUGH DRAFT . . . HEAD SUPPLY IS ALWAYS ON THE JOB! SO, I AM RIDING ON THE BUS, OR WALKING, AND SEE, SOME COOL STATEMENT, THAT, MAY OR MAY NOT, DO ANYTHING MORE, THAN, GET SOMEONE'S ATTENTION, BUT I WRITE IT DOWN, AND MAY OR MAY NOT, USE IT! BUT THERE IS SOMETHING, MAGICAL, THAT HAPPENS, IN WHAT I LIKE TO CALL, THE "COOKING" TIME . . . FOR THE MOST PART, I NEVER REFER TO MY NOTES, OTHER THAN, TO REMEMBER, THE MAIN POINTS, OR SOMETHING INTERESTING, OR TO GET AN ATTENTION GRABBER, I LIKED, THAT I SAW, THE DAY BEFORE . . . AS MY MIND, STARTS TO WRAP, AROUND, ALL THE IDEAS, THAT I HAVE TAKEN, NOTES ON, SOMETHING HAPPENS IN THE MIX, SOMETHING, BREWS, BLENDS, CONNECTS, TAKES AHOLD, AND LIKE A WORK OF ART, I AM LIKE IN THIS ZONE, OF WRITING! ALL THE IDEAS, START TO TAKE ON A LIFE OF THEIR OWN, AND MY AMAZING MIND, PLAYGROUND, I LOVE MOST IN LIFE, STARTS TO DO THINGS, THAT, SEEM BEYOND MY CONTROL, LIKE, GOD, OR PROVIDENCE, OR SOME SUPERMIND IS NOW CHANNELING THROUGH ME! SEEMINGLY, UNRELATED THOUGHTS, THAT I JOTTED DOWN, START TO GEL, AND FORM, MAKING AND TAKING SHAPES, THAT WERE PREVIOUSLY, UNKNOWN, OR UNINTENDED TO ME, MAKING ME, APPEAR, SMARTER, AND BETTER PREPARED THAN, I ACTUALLY, AM TO WRITE, GIVING LITTLE THOUGHT, OTHER, THAN, SUBCONSCIOUS, WORKINGS OF THE SECRET INNER SANCTUMS OF MY BRAIN, BEING, INSPIRED, FROM, ON HIGH, OR FROM DEEP, IN THE DEEPEST LEVELS OF MY SUBTERRAINIUM, BOWLS OF MY LIFE, PAST, PRESENT, AND EVEN FUTURE! THE WRITING TO ME, IS ALMOST "OTHER-WORLDLY!" I REMEMBER, MICHAEL ANGELO, SAYING OF HIS STATUE OF DAVID, THAT, DAVID, WAS ALREADY, IN THE GRANITE OR ROCK, ALL HE DID WAS, TAKE THE CHISEL AND CHIP AWAY! DAVID IS WHAT WAS LEFT, AFTER THE CHIPPING! THAT BEST DESCRIBES, THE WAY, I FEEL, ABOUT THE PROCESS, I GO THROUGH! SOMETHING BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL, AND UNINTENDED, EMERGES, THAT, CREATES, A POETIC, FEEL, TO THE SIMPLE, THOUGHTS OF MY DAY! SOMETHING POWERFUL, FOR ENTERTAINING, FOR FUN, STARTS TO TAKE SHAPE OR FORM, SEPARATE AND ASIDE, FROM, ME, BUT, GUIDED AND, INITIATED, FROM, WORK I HAVE DONE, TO PREPARE FOR MY BLOG, EVERY DAY! I LOVE IT! GRETA, MY OLDEST DAUGHTER, SAID, MOM, YOU ARE MARRIED TO THAT BLOG, WHEN, I COULD HARDLY STOP WRITING, AFTER THE 2016 ELECTIONS! I THINK A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, IS THE FASCINATION WITH DREAMS . . . THIS, VISION, WITH, SOMETIMES, VERY UNRELATED, THOUGHTS AND IDEAS, COMES IN SEQUENCES, OR FLASH DREAMS, WITH, NO SEEMINGLY, RATIONAL SENSE . . . BUT, AS I THINK, AND EVEN MORE SO, WHEN, I SIT TO WRITE, THE MEANING, THE SIGNS AND SYMBOLS, START TO DO AMAZING THINGS, FOR MY CASE, FOR INSIGHTS, AND EVEN DIRECTION, FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT, WHO, MAY KNOW, BITS AND PIECES, THAT, ARE UNKNOWN TO ME, IN A CONSCIENCE LEVEL, BUT, ONCE, SOMEONE ON THE CASE, PRIVY TO MORE INFORMATION AND TOOLS THAN, I HAVE, CAN, TAKE WHAT, CAME FROM THE DREAM AND SOLVE THE CASE FOR FIND A MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE, AND PUT TOGETHER, SOMETHING, THAT, IS ALMOST MIRACULOUS, SEEING THAT THE PEOPLE, INVOLVED, HAVE ACCESS, TRAINING, AND EXPERIENCE, THAT IS A RIVAL TO ME, OR BEYOND,THE TRAINING I HAVE, BUT, GOD, EVENS THE SCORE! EXPOSING, THE PERPS FOR, NOT THE NICE, LAW ABIDING, COPS, OR CUNTS, WIFES, OF ALLEGEDLY, GOOD MEN, BUT, SEEING THAT THE DEVIL, CREPT IN, AND WHAT, MAY HAVE STARTED, AND I CAN'T SEE HOW, OTHER THAN COMPLETE AND UTTER, DISILLUSION, AND VIOLATION OF THE LAW, THE AVARICE, GREED, JEALOUSLY, ENVY, AND HATRED, CREPT IN, AND PREVERTED, WHAT, IN SOME, ASPECT, MIGHT, HAVE BEEN, AT LEAST IN THEIR MINDS, PURE . . . HOW, THAT MENTAL GYMNASTIC WORKED, IS A MYSTERY! THE LAW, IS THE LAW, IS THE LAW . . . I KNOW MY RIGHTS! WHAT I AM SAYING, IS THAT, I EXPERIENCE MAGIC, THOUGHTS AND WORDS, THAT, SEEM TO COME FROM, SOMEPLACE OTHER THAN, FROM ME . . . BUT, I BELIEVE, THAT IS DUE TO THE PREPARATION, AND OPEN MINDED, APPROACH, I TAKE TO THIS BLOG! I AM SURE, THERE ARE LEVELS TO THIS BLOG, THAT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW, I WROTE, NOR POSSIBLY, EVEN INTENDED, AS A RESULT, OR AN EXPECTED OUTCOME, THAT, DRIVES SOMEONE, ON, TO DO THIS OR THAT, BECAUSE, THEY ARE PREPARED TO RECIEVE, WHATEVER, IT IS, THAT, GOD COULD COMMUNICATE WITH THEM, THROUGH MY BLOG! I OFTEN, FORGET, WHAT, WENT INTO, BEING ABLE, TO WRITE THIS BLOG, LIKE IT IS SO EASY . . . WHEN, IT TOOK ME 63 YEARS, AN ENGLISH DEGREE, COMMUNICATIONS, TEACHING, A LAW DEGREE, TOP JOBS, EXPOSURE TO THE GOVERNMENT, TEACHING AT THREE UNIVERSITIES, AND GETTING, FOUR BAR LICENSES TO PRACTICE AT THE TOP COURTS IN THE LAND, WITH, KILLER CASES, WORTH, TONS OF MONEY, REPRESENTING, THE TOP, THE BRIGHTEST AND THE BEST IN OUR SOCIETY . . . PHYSICIANS, FINANCIAL PLANNERS, AND NOW, I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY, THAT CAME OR WILL COME, IF I WANT, TO HELP ATTORNEYS, 60 WHO LOST THEIR LICENSES, THROUGH ACTIONS OF THE WASHINGTON ATTORNEY GENERAL, BEFORE BOB FERGUSON . . . A CASE, THAT IS RIGHT DOWN THE LINE OF THE TYPES OF CASES, THAT MADE ME FAMOUS! THERE IS NO SHORT-CUT, TO SUCCESS! SUCCESS IS ALWAYS, EARNED, AND NEVER GIVEN, TRUE SUCCESS, LASTING AND FULFILLING, NOT MOMENTARILY, AND MAN MADE AND CREATED! SUCCESS = PREPARATION + OPPORTUNITY! I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU, OR DO WHAT YOU DO, IS HARDER, THAN, IT LOOKS, AND I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF OF THAT . . . I JUST UP AND DROPPED THIS WORLDWIDE, BILLION DOLLAR BLOG, ON MY KIDS, WITHOUT NOTICE, THINKING, NOW, 8 VERY SMART PEOPLE, CAN, WRITE AND THRILL YOU, WITH THEIR BRAND OF KNOWLEDGE AND SPICE! THAT REMINDS ME OF, A TIME WHEN, I DID, A SIMILAR THING, TO MY SON, THINKING, THAT, BECAUSE HE WAS, TESTED OUT, IN FIRST GRADE AS A MATH GENIUS, THAT, GIVING HIM, HIS SISTERS' NEWSPAPER ROUTE, WITH A LIST OF HUNDREDS OF ADDRESSES, WAS DOABLE, TO THIS, FIRST GRADER, SMART, BUT, UNSEASONED IN, STREET ADDRESSES OR THE JOB! I REGRET TO THIS DAY, SENDING HIM OUT, WITHOUT, THE NECESSARY, TRAINING, AND EXPECTING, HIS GREAT MIND, TO FILL IN THE GAPS, OF THIS, VERY MUNDANE JOB, THAT I SHOULD HAVE, WALKED WITH HIM, AND TRAINED HIM TO DO! EVENTUALLY, CHRIS, GOT, FED UP AND PROBABLY, BORED OUT OF HIS MIND, YOUNG, AND FULL OF FUN AND VIGOR, HE JUST TOOK THE WEEKLY, ADVERTISEMENTS, AND SMALL LOCAL PAPER, AND TOSSED, ALL HUNDRED OF THEM, DOWN, AN APARTMENT, STAIRWELL! LOL. GRETA AND NICOLE, ALMOST LOST THEIR JOBS OF A YEAR OR MORE! I THINK, NICOLE WAS 10 AND GRETA WAS 13, AND TWICE A WEEK, THEY, PACKED UP, A NEWSPAPER, BAG, FILLED WITH, THESE SMALL, ADVERTISEMENTS AND A BIT OF NEWS, AND TRUDGED, AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DELIVERING PAPERS, EARLY MORNINGS AND ON SATURDAYS! BOTH GIRLS, WENT TO CAMP, OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST GRETA, SO WE RECRUITED CHRIS, WHO WAS JUST 8 YEARS OLD, SMART, TO, DELIVER GRETA'S, LARGER, NEWSPAPERS, WITH THE HARDER ROUTE! CHRIS WAS 5 YEARS YOUNGER THAN, GRETA, SO, HE, JUST GIVEN HIS AGE, WAS, LESS EXPERIENCED IN READING, ADDRESSES . . . SURE THEY ARE ON A GRID, AS ALL OF UTAH IS, BUT, THE APARTMENTS, HOUSES, AND HIDDEN HOUSES, BEHIND, HOUSES, WERE NOT, RATIONAL, NOR, LOGICAL, FOR THIS YOUNG BOY, WHO COULD, DO STORY PROBLEMS WITHOUT, PAPER OR PENCIL, AND LATER, COULD DO AN ALGEBRAIC EQUATION, WITHOUT SHOWING HIS WORK, EVEN BEING ACCUSED OF USING A CALCULATOR, RATHER, THAN, JUST BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT THE PROBLEMS AND GET THE RIGHT ANSWER! SOMETIMES, INTELLECT, DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO STREET SMARTS! LOL. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SENT HIM OUT, WITH, NO HELP, OTHER THAN, LOADING HIS NEWSPAPERS! GRETA WAS FURIOUS, WHEN, SHE GOT CALLED ON THE CARPET, FOR DUMPING THE NEWSPAPERS, DOWN THE STAIRWELL! AT SOME POINT, EVEN MONEY, DOESN'T MOTIVATE SOMEONE, IF THEY, ARE NOT PREPARED TO DO THE WORK! MY KIDS, AS WELL AS THEIR SPOUSES, ARE ALL BRIGHT, AND HAVE A TON, TO SHARE, BUT, FIRST, THEY, NEED TO DEVELOP, THEIR OWN STYLE, AND JUST COMMENT, OR DO WHATEVER, THEY WANT, WITH ACCESS TO THIS BLOG, WITH A HUGE ASS VOICE! THESE CUTIES AND SMARTIES, CAN WRITE ON EVERYTHING FROM FIREFIGHTING, TO COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE AND TERRORISM, TO HOME SCHOOLING, TO DOING A FAMILY LAW CASE, PRO SE, TO, INVESTIGATING, TOWN, LEADERS AND COLLEGE ADMINSTRATION, FOR MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS, AND GETTING SWALLOWED UP, IN THE MEAN, PROTECTIVE PROCESS, TO WRITING ABOUT GOOD MANAGEMENT STYLES, AND HIRING AND FIRING, TO FEELINGS, FROM A MASTER'S DEGREE, IN EDUCATION, HAVING, COMPLETED HER STUDENT TEACHING, DEPRESSED OVER THE SECRETARY OF EDUCATION, BETSY DEVOS, BEING, APPOINTED . . . THE SUBJECTS ARE DEEP AND THEY KNOW THEM IN DEPTH! A LAW DEGREE, IS LIKE BEING A "JACK OF ALL TRADES" WITH, KNOWLEDGE, AN INCH DEEP, BUT THE DEPTH OF THE SUBJECT, EVADES YOU . . . THAT IS WHERE MY KIDS COME IN! THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE, BUT, THEY, AND THEY ALONE, CAN DETERMINE THE TIME AND THE PLACE, THEY ARE WILLING TO SHARE AND WRITE! ALL OF THEM, BUT FOR ELLIOT, ARE YOUNG PARENTS, AND VERY BUSY! ELLIOT, CAN USE THIS FORUM, TO EXPOSE HIS MUSIC, THAT HAS BEEN, STOLEN, BURIED, MASKED, HIDDEN, IN SIMILAR, INTERNET LISTINGS, USED TO DISGUISE AND TAKE RESULTS AND HITS, BY THE FRAUDS . . . WHEN, EL'S BAND, "GOD'S REVOLVER" WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME OUT WITH THEIR FIRST OF THREE, CD, RECORD DEAL, ALBUMS, WITH SONY . . . ALL THE SUDDEN, IN 2011, GOD'S REVOLVER, WAS COMPETING FOR HITS WITH, GOLDEN GOD REVOLVER AWARDS, WHO, TOOK AND COPIED THE NAME, AND MADE A FULL METAL, MUSIC AWARD, BRINGING IN ALL THE BANDS, TO BURY, GOD'S REVOLVER! SAME WITH, "THE DITCH & THE DELTA" . . . ALL THE SUDDEN, THERE ARE "DITCH & DELTA RUNS!" JUST WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKERS DID TO THIS BLOG, WITH 8 VERSIONS, AND STEALING HITS, THEY DID TO ELLIOT'S BANDS, AND HIS CDS! USE MY BLOG AS A MODEL OF WHAT, THEY DID TO ELLIOT'S BANDS AND MUSIC! I EVEN NOTICED, INTENET SITES THAT WERE, CLONED, MODELED, AND DISGUISED, TO CONFUSE, THE MUSIC LOVER AND MAKE THEM, ORDER, FROM, THE SPAWNED "FAKE" HOMEPAGE AND SITE, STEALING DIRECTLY FROM THE MUSIC, AND REDIRECTING, THE PURCHASES . . . I WOULD VENTURE A GUESS, THAT, THEY DID THE SAME THING, WITH NICOLE'S NOVEL, " THE QUESTION OF LAHASH!" I SAW A WOMAN, GET OFF THE BUS FROM, BELLEVUE, 550, THIS MORNING, RIGHT AFTER 8 AM, WEARING A LEOPARD IMITATION, HAT, AND I THOUGHT, SHELLEY, NEVER CHANGES HER SPOTS! WITH THE HELP OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, MOB, AND FAMILY, SHE HAS, BEEN ABLE TO FEEL ENTITLED, TO THE SECRIST, FAMILY FORTUNE, WITH KIDS, THAT ARE JUST LIKE HER . . . LOSERS, WHO, WOULDN'T, PAY THE PRICE FOR SUCCESS, SO THEY STOLE IT!

OLD SOP NEEDS TO RETIRE!  47 YEARS OF GUMBY?  BLAH . . .

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HER FRIEND, SENATOR ORRIN HATCH, JUST NAMED, "UTAHN OF THE YEAR" BY, MY FAVORITE, NEWSPAPER, IN UTAH, THE ONLY NEWS SOURCE, THE "SALT LAKE TRIBUNE" . . . WHO, GAVE THE AWARD, TO HATCH, NOT FOR GOOD, BUT FOR BAD BEHAVIOR!  LOL!  HATCH READ THE HEADLINES AND ASSUMED, HE WAS BEING HONORED, AS, THAT LONG TIME SENATOR FROM UTAH, RATHER THAN THE LIAR, WHO SAID HE WOULD RETIRE, AFTER THIS LAST TERM, THAT HE NEARLY KILLED ME, JUST FOR BEING, A WRITE-IN-CANDIDATE TO SAY, THAT I CAN'T STAND THE SHIT-HEAD!  I AM GUESSING, THAT, THE SAME, RAG, THAT, ENDORSED, PRESIDENT OBAMA, BACK IN 2012, OVER MORMON, LOCAL, BOY, FAVORED BY UTAHNS, AND MY FRIENDS, NATHAN CARLYLE AND STEVE OBERMAN, SAME DUDES, WHO, INTERVIEWED ME, STEVE, NOT ONLY ON MY $357 MILLION SECURITIES CASE, BUT, TALKED TO ME AS I WAS LEAVING THE STATE, IN FEAR OF MY LIFE, MIGHT, HAVE BEEN, BEHIND THIS "GREAT" DISTINCTION AND HONOR, FOR UTAH'S 83 YEAR OLD, SENILE, SENATOR, THEY JUST CAN'T GET RID OF!  LOL.  HATCH GOT THAT, TITLE, BECAUSE OF TWO, NAMED THINGS, BUT, I WOULD ADD, THE TAX BILL, AND LOVING, TRUMP?  THAT ORRIN, WAS PARTIALLY, RESPONSIBLE, FOR GETTING TRUMP AND RYAN, ZINKE, TO KILL THE WILDERNESS MONUMENTS, THAT PREVIOUS, PRESIDENTS, CLINTON AND OBAMA, SET ASIDE, FOR PUBLIC USE ONLY, OPENING, ESCALANTE, AND BEAR EARS, MONUMENTS, STRANGE I WROTE ABOUT BOTH YESTERDAY, KARMA, GREAT MINDS THINK, ALIKE, BUT WE CAN CALL THIS THE REVENE OF SARAH PALIN, OR RACHEL, DRILL BABY DRILL!  LOL!  NOW, THESE PRESTINE WILDERNESS AREAS, CAN BE DRILLED AND GILLED, FOR OIL AND GAS, DEPLETED, AND MADE UGLY, JUST LIKE, MOUNT BALDY, AND MOON LAKE, SOME OF MY FAVORITE PLACES ON EARTH AND IN UTAH . . . MY DAUGHTER, GRETA, WHO, HAS A MASTER'S DEGREE IN NATURAL RESOURCE MANAGEMENT, FAR MORE QUALIFIED THAN, ZINKE, TOLD ME, THAT, UNDER, BUSH, OR SOMEONE, THERE WERE GOING TO BE 800 OIL DRILLS, AROUND, THE UINTAH FOREST, MT. BALDY, AND MOON LAKE!  I WOULN'T BELIEVE HER, AND SHE SENT ME A PHOTOGRAPH, THAT, ALMOST MADE ME WANT TO PUKE!  I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SECOND REASON, THE AGED, SENILE SENATOR, GOT NAMED, BUT, NOTHING WOULD I PUT PASSED THIS MAN, OF LACK OF HONOR AND DISTINCTION!

OH, ORRIN, ORRIN, ORRIN . . . WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT, YOU ARE, HAVE BEEN, AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE!

DUDE TRIED TO KILL ME, BLOCK ME, FROM EVEN, JUST A JOKE, THROWING MY NAME IN THE RING, BECAUSE, I AM A REAL CONSTITUTIONAL HERO, NOT, A LOSER, WHO VOTES AGAINST, ANYTHING CONSTITUTIONAL, AND WRITES BOOKS, AGGRANDIZING, HIMSELF FOR NOTHING, AND GREASING THE WHEELS FOR THE BOOB SQUAD, OF BITCHES, FROM UTAH, WHO ARE REPUBLICANS, WITHOUT THOUGHT!

JUST LIKE, VLADAMIR PUTIN, WHO JUST BLOCKED, MY RUSSIAN, COUNTERPART, MALE, YING AND YANG, AN ATTORNEY, BLOGGER, WHO, CAN ORGANIZE PROTESTS OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, ACROSS, RUSSIA, IS NOW, TAKEN OFF THE BALLOT, SO, PUTIN IS RUNNING FOR HIS, SECOND, UNCONSTITUTIONAL TERM OF PRESIDENT, WITHOUT, OPPOSITION!  ORRIN?