WELCOME TO THE POLAR EXPRESS!
OH, DUDE ON THE BUS, #255, TO BELLEVUE, FROM SEATTLE, 8:00 RUN, OR ROUGHLY, WAS, FRONT AND CENTER, READING, "ARMADA" BY ERNEST CLINE . . . BREAKING THAT DOWN, INTO CODE SPEAK, "ARE MAD AT" AND ERNEST, NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER, CIA, DUDE, I LIKED FOR FOUR YEARS IN KALISPELL, MONTANA, CAN, "C OR SEE" THE LINE OR THE LYIN' OF WHOMEVER, MY KIDS, SAYING, SHELLEY, OR RACHEL, OR KAY, OR BRETT, OR KENNEDY, OR FRANK, ARE THEIR MOM AND DAD, OR IF, ERNEST IS LYING? WHATEVER DUDE . . . I AM AN EASY LOVER, AND I HANG ON TO LOVE! SIN FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMILE.
I PROMISED, A WEEKEND BUS DRIVER, FEMALE, WITH CUTE CHRISTMAS, CAT STORIES, THAT I WOULD ATTEMPT, TO GIVE MY, "SURVIVAL GRAMMAR" LESSON, ONLINE, FOR HER NEPHEW, WHO IS THINKING OF GOING TO DIVINITY SCHOOL, STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. I WANTED TO PUT IT ONLINE, SO EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT FROM THE GRAMMAR TRICKS, THAT GOT ME, WRITING FOR U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, DOCTORS, PROFESSORS, AND THE WORLD . . . I AM NOT A READER, THAT MAKES YOU GOOD AT GRAMMAR, BUT, EVEN AFTER BEING AN ENGLISH MAJOR, TAKING ADVANCED, GRAMMAR, I DIDN'T GET IT, UNTIL, A LAZY ASS PROFESSOR, MICHELSON, GAVE HIS CLASS, THE 15 MINUTES, "SURVIVAL GRAMMAR" THAT HAS, SERVED ME WELL, FOR WHAT, 30 YEARS, AND I HAVE BLESSED, MY CLASSES, AT, UTAH VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY, AND MY LEGAL WRITING STUDENTS, EVEN FACULTY, OVER THE YEARS . . . NOW, AVAILABLE FOR THE WORLD! I WAS TALKING TO SOME DUDE FROM INDIA, A HINDU, AND WE WERE TALKING LANGUAGES, WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS . . . WE TALKED ABOUT SPANISH, HE SAID, EASY, BUT ENGLISH, THAT IS THE HARDEST LANGUAGE . . . HUH, WHAT ABOUT MANDRIN? 2600 CHARACTERS TO OUR 27? ANYWAY, I PROMISED, I WOULD WRITE IT TODAY, BUT, LUNCH, AT SOHPIA'S PLACE IS ALMOST READY, JUST 4 MINUTES AWAY, SO, I WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW, I AM GETTING THERE . . . NO NEWS, TOMORROW, JUST HIT THE GRAMMAR, SO YOU CAN SURVIVE LIKE I HAVE, WITHOUT BEING A READER! I THOUGHT, YOU ARE EITHER, BORN, KNOWING GRAMMER, OR YOU ARE NOT, AND I WAS "NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" THIS WILL GIVE YOU SOME CONFIDENCE, AND FREE YOU TO WRITE LIKE, YOU SPEAK!
LA FITNESS IS CALLING ME . . . COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, I AM GETTING BACK TO ME, THE MOM, MY KIDS KNOW, AND SOMEONE, I RECOGNIZE IN THE MIRROR! I SAT IN THE BLACK PICNIC CHAIRS, OUTSIDE OF "TACO DEL MAR" IN GREENWOOD, LOOKING OVER AT THE MASONIC TEMPLE, SEEING THAT, THE CIA, MORMONS AND MASONS, COVERED UP THEIR SURVEILLANCE SHIT, ON THE ROOF, BUT, I SUDDENLY, REALIZED, THAT THE CHAIRS THAT WERE SNUG, AND HUGGED MY ASS, WHEN, I CAME IN JULY, WERE NOW, WITH, ROOM, TO LOUNGE BACK, AND ENJOY, JUST CHILLIN', RATHER, THAN, GETTING PINCHED ON EACH SIDE! YEAH, LA FITNESS . . . NOW, IF I CAN STOP THE POOL, FROM BEING A KILLING FIELD, I WILL BE THIN, MYSELF, OLD SCHOOL, BY APRIL, REALISTICALLY, EATING EVERY FUCKING THING I WANT!
EDUCATION FUELED BY EXPERIENCE!
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
GET SOME!
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS, ALL YOU STUDENTS!
SO GLAD I AM NOT YOU, BUT SO GLAD, I SUFFERED THROUGH, COLLEGE, LIKE YOU ARE, AND ADDING LAW SCHOOL, LOVED IT!
LIVE FOR THE DREAM, NOT THE MONEY!
I DON'T REGRET A THING!
BOXER JO!
10 MORNING JO . . . FOR WHOM DOES THE BELL TOLL? NOT FOR ME! BUT FOR THEE!
LIVE FOR THE DREAM, NOT THE MONEY!
I DON'T REGRET A THING!
BOXER JO!
10 MORNING JO . . . FOR WHOM DOES THE BELL TOLL? NOT FOR ME! BUT FOR THEE!
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