TRUST ME, WE'RE NOT GOING TO NEED MISTLETOE! I ADMIT, I HAD FIRE IN MY HEART! SMILE. SHE'S UNDER, UNDER MY SPELL. MOST LIKELY. STAR PROTECTION AGENCY. THE SWIMMING POOL? THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP! LOL. WHY DIDN'T YOU COME IN THE HOT TUB WITH ME? HOT DUDE. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? NEEDED A COLD SHOWER, UNTIL I HIT THE SOUND COMMUNITY BANK! OKAY, I LOVE THIS BLOG, BECAUSE, OFTEN, I CAN CLEAR A LOT OF BUSINESS UP, ON MY BLOG! OKAY, SO HERE WE GO: (1) LAST SUNDAY, UMPAQUE BANK ATE MY DEBIT CARD, WHICH STRUCK ME AS STRANGE, BUT, WITH THE ENEMIES I HAVE, NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME; (2) SOUND COMMUNITY BANK, NO, YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK NEVER CAME . . . WHAT? (3) SOCIAL SECURITY: I SENT YOU MAIL, BUT MARY'S PLACE KEPT RETURNING TO SENDER? WHAT? FILL OUT THESE FORMS, AND I CAN UNFREEZE YOUR CHECK. PERFECT, CAN'T WAIT TO GET A DIET COKE, AND DO SOME CHRISTMAS SHOPPING; (4) OH, YOU CHECK WILL TAKE, 3 TO 5 DAYS TO POST, NOW THAT YOU HAVE TURNED IN THE FORMS, THAT WERE REQUESTED . . . WHATEVER. (5) SO, SOCIAL SECURITY CHICK, TOLD ME TO CHECK BANK, IN THREE DAYS, WHICH WAS THURSDAY . . . NOTHING, BUT EARLY; (6) FRIDAY, DAY 4, NOTHING . . . SHIT, DAY 5, IS ON SATURDAY, SO NOTHING UNTIL MONDAY! SCREAM! (7) I PATIENTLY WAIT UNTIL MONDAY, EVEN LATE IN THE DAY, NOTHING? WHAT, THIS HAS BEEN FUCKING 7 DAYS! SORRY NO DEPOSIT? NOW, I HAVE TO GO VISIT SOCIAL SECURITY, AFTER BEGGING AND SCRAMBLING TO GET BUS TICKETS! WHAT THE FUCK! "AFTER THE ACTION" IS NOT DUE PROCESS, WHICH IS NOTICE + A HEARING! SENATOR, AL FRANKEN, MAY, NEED TO STEP DOWN, BUT, FIRST GO THROUGH, ETHICS COMMITTEE TO DETERMINE IF THERE REALLY WAS SEXUAL HARASSMENT? GANG BANG BY WOMEN, DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS SEXUAL HARASSMENT! THAT IS DEPENDENT ON A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT, GENERALLY, AND WITH HIM, BEING IN SOME SORT OF SUPERIOR POSITION, OR A JOB, APARTMENT, OR SOMETHING WAS AT STAKE, THAT MAY HAVE MADE, IT HOSTILE, AND NOT JUST, SOMEONE DESPERATE FOR LOVE . . . BUT AN ISSUE OF "POWER & CONTROL!" MUCH, LIKE MY SITUATION, THESE EX-LOVERS, EX'S, POTENTIAL LOVERS, WHO BROUGHT IN THE FAKES AS ME, HAVE CREATED A HOSTILE WORLD FOR ME, TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR FUCKING PENIS INTEREST! OH, HE TRAINS THE CIA . . . YEAH, CLAIMING MY BLOG IS HIS SHIT! OR HER SHIT! BUT IT IS NOT! LOOK THE RIGHT TO WORK, IS THE RIGHT TO LIVE, AND IF THE FUCKING FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, AND ARMS THEREOF, ARE STOPPING ME FROM EVERY FUCKING JOB APPLICATION, TAKING MILLIONS TO BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND THEN, GOING AFTER MY FUCKNIG SOCIAL SECURITY? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT, WITHOUT, NOTICE AND HEARING, AND I HAVE HAD NOTHING OF THE SORT . . . THAT IS MY RIGHT TO LIVE! REGARDLESS OF THE MILLIONS AND BILLIONS, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE STOLEN, I NEED, TO LIVE! THIS BLOCKS, MY PHONE, MY TRAVEL, BOTH, LIBERTY INTERESTS, BLOCKS MY LA FITNESS MEMBERSHIP, AND ANY BIRTHDAY OR CHRISTMAS, I CAN MUSTER UP, ON SUCH A LIMITED AMOUNT OF MONEY! TWO YEARS AGO, THE SAME FUCKERS, TRIED TO RUIN MY BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS, AND DID, BY PAYING SOMEONE TO STEAL MY BACKPACK, THE NIGHT BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY, WITH PHONES, SO MY KIDS COULDN'T CALL ME, OR ME THEM, WITH $200 IN CASH FOR SHOPPING, AND MY DEBIT CARD, COMPUTER, AND EVERYTHING I FUCKING OWN IN LIFE . . . I GUESS BILLIONS STOLEN WITHOUT EARNING IS NOT ENOUGH, PSYCHOPATHS, SERIAL KILLERS, SOCIOPATHS, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, GAIN PLEASURE FROM OTHER'S PAIN, PARTICULARLY, SOMEONE WHO FIGHTS AND BITES BACK! SPY SHITS, FLY SHIT, DON'T GET MY LIFE, MY KIDS, MY RESUME, MY CREDENTIALS, TO TRAIN, YOUR FUCKERS, ON MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY WITHOUT PAYING, ME! THINKING YOU ARE COOL, FOR STEALING IT WITH ALL THE FUCKING NSA, TO DO YOUR WORK FOR YOU, AND TAKE FROM ME, BECAUSE YOUR FUCKERS ARE TOO STUPID TO LEARN THIS STUFF, IS NOT MY PROBLEM! GET YOUR OWN, TRAINERS, AND STOP, STEALING EVERY GOD DAMNED THING YOU CAN GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON OF MINE! NO EMPATHY, SYMPATHY, NOTHING? WOW! WELL, IT IS GOOD, THAT MUCH LIKE CINDY LU WHO, FROM THE GRINCH, WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS, YEAR AFTER YEAR, AFTER YEAR, THREE IN A ROW, THIS YEAR, LAST YEAR, I SPENT, 8 FUCKING DAYS AT THE GREYHOUND STATION IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, WHILE, SOMEONE GOT TO PRETEND TO USE MY E-TICKET, AND GOT THE REFUND ON IT TOO . . . NOW WHO IN THE FUCK, DO YOU THINK, CAN FUCK WITH THOSE SYSTEMS, AND MAKE IT SO THE MONEY COMES OUT OF MY ACCOUNT? OR WAS IT MILES TRYING TO GET ME UP TO SEATTLE, SO, HE WOULD GET CREDIT, OR HIS WIFE, OR GIRLFRIEND, FOR COVERING THE TRUMP SHIT? TONS OF MONEY AND BIG ASS HITS AND RESULTS COVERING, SEATTLE STUFF, FROM THE WOMEN'S MARCH, TO THE MUSLIM BAN, AND BED, BATH AND BEYOND! NOW VAN, MY BLACK FRIEND IS LIKELY, TAKING AN OPEN SPACE, TO STEAL FROM ME TOO! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, WHEN, MILES, WHO, HATED BOTH BLACKS AND WHITES, DID AN ABOUT FACE, DURING THE FOUR YEARS I DIDN'T SEE HIM, AND BECAME, VERY BLACK FEMALE IDENTIFIED, BUT TO THE POINT, THAT HE WOULD STEAL, MY NAME, AFTER HE ALREADY STOLE FROM ME, FROM THE GET GO? FUCK YEAH! NOW HONOR AMONG THIEVES, WHEN, ALL I EVER DID, WAS HELP YOU WITH LEGAL SHIT . . . BUT NO GOOD DEADS GO UNPUNISHED! BRAGGING, THAT HE FUCKED ME, FUCKED MY SONS' MUSIC, RAP AND HIP HOP, AND LITERALLY FUCKED ME? WHATEVER, LOSER. TOO BAD, YOU COULDN'T CONVINCE ME TO COME BACK, TO YOUR BED AND APARTMENT! LOL. SORRY CHARLIE, YOU WERE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, AND THAT WASN'T HARD! WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE WITH OUR CHOICES, BORED, WITH THE BOOBS NOW? LOL. I FIGURED. LOL. MEN. DUMB AS SHIT! PLEASE GOD, BLESS ME, THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS WITH MR. HOT IN THE POOL, OR AT KEN'S MARKET, MAYBE THE SAME GUY, NOT SURE, DON'T KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH, AND HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, OH, ANOTHER PLUS, FOR THE BOYZ CLUB WHO WANT ME DOWN ON MY KNEES, DESPERATE TO LIVE, MAKING ME RELY ON A MAN . . . RATHER LIVE UNDER A VIADUCT, ASSHOLES! JUST GIVE ME ALL MY MONEY, AND I CAN DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD I WANT TO DO . . . BUT,. BLESS THAT THIS MAN, IS SMART, AND NOT ACTING LIKE A PRE-PUBESCENT TEEN MALE, LIKE THE OTHERS, THE FBI AND CIA HAVE SENT ME! LOVE YOUR BRAIN. THAT IS WHAT I WANT, AND TO LOVE HIS TOO! ALL I HAVE EVER WANTED IT, LOVE, ACTUALLY . . . I JUST DID ALL THIS OTHER STUFF, WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR A MAN, WORTHY OF ME! STILL COUNTING! BUT, I AM AN OPTIMIST AND A ROMANTIC, SO, WHATEVER? ANYWAY, FOR RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO JUST CLEAR UP THIS FUCKING SOCIAL SECURITY THING, SO, I CAN HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY IN 6 DAYS, AND A DECENT CHRISTMAS, WOULD LIKE TO SEND GIFTS, TO KIDS AND GRANDKIDS, BUT THAT HOPE IS WANING! GOOD THEY KNOW, I LOVE THEM, OFTEN, ALL THEY WANT AND EXPECT! GREAT KIDS!

ALL THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, AND MONKEYS, PHESTIVUS FESTIVAL OR CELEBRATION, MAKE ME HAPPY, AND THE HOLIDAYS COME ALIVE . . . I WANT TO TRY OUT, PROBST, SO CUTE, AS ARE SO MANY OTHER PLACES ALONG PHINNEYWOOD AVE!

I WAS PISSED, AFTER LEAVING THE BANK, SCROOGE HIT AGAIN, THIS YEAR, BUT, ALL THE LIGHTS, ON MY WAY, HOME, MADE ME SMILE AND HAPPY, TO JUST BE ALIVE, BECAUSE, MOST DAYS, THAT IS NOT A GIVEN!

 

I HOPE ALL OF YOU, HAVE A VERY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOLIDAY SEASON, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

UP ON THE ROOF TOP, REINDEER PAWS, OUT JUMPS GOOD OLD SANTA CLAUS!

 

THE NAUGHTY LIST JUST WON'T DO, SANTA . . . GIVE ME SOMEONE GOOD TO LOVE, PLEASE?

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, IS YOU!

KISS, WITH OUR WITHOUT THE MISTLETOE!

HAVE A WARM, AND CUDDLY, CHRISTMAS, NIGHT, WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, GOOD FOOD, AND DELIGHT!