THE CAN DO ATTITUDE. CERTIFIED FUN: NUTJOB2. DOUBLESHOT ENERGY. THE GENTLE GIANT. FIGHT COMMONISM. BUSINESS IS BOOMING! LUTHER STRANGE. FACEMAKER'S GAME. TRUFFLE BOY: MY UNEXPECTED JOURNEY THROUGH THE EXOTIC FOOD UNDERGROUND. I DREAMED I WAS A VERY CLEAN TRAMP. RICHARD HELL. MOBSTER DREAM! SCREAM. SWIFT VS. MUELLER. DO IT WITH PASSION OR NOT AT ALL! GROPING CASE. FSU NATION. YEAH. DREAMSCAPE ESCAPE FOOT AMPUTATION: (1) CHICK I WROTE ABOUT YESTERDAY, GOVERNMENT DOUBLE FOR SISTER, SUSAN, WHO IS ALLEGEDLY ME, AND HER HUSBAND, HINT, HINT, HINT, MORMON BELLEVUE, COULD BE OLD FRIEND OF SISTER, RACHEL, WHO LIVED IN BELLEVUE, ANOTHER SISTA DOUBLE, MEMBER OF THE WORSHIPPED BY THE CULT OF THE BREASTS, FAKE OR REAL, SO THIS CHICK MUST BE A DIRECTOR OF THE F.B.I., FAMOUS BUT INCOMPETENT, FIELD OFFICE HERE . . . BUT SHE AND HER HUSBAND, WERE IN THE DREAM . . . THESE FEDS TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR PERFORMANCE, NOT IN ACTUALLY BEING WHAT AND WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE, BUT, IN PRETENDING THEY ARE THIS OR THAT PERSON, DOINIG THIS OR THAT, TO IMPRESS THE COMPANY OR THE BUREAU, BECAUSE THE REST OF US ARE NOT FOOLED BY THE COMMON, THE DULL, THE LAZY, THE SLACKER, STEALING SOMEONE'S IDENTITY AND PRETENDING THEY ARE AN ATTORNEY, WHICH I WROTE ABOUT, FAKING YESTERDAY AND MANY DO! (2) SUSAN'S DOUBLE MUST HAVE READ THE BLOG, AND WANTED MY BLOOD! LOL. SO IN THE DREAM, THERE WAS SOME PERSON, OR BROTHER, WHO NEEDED, FEET OF ALL THINGS . . . I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE, THAT WHEN THEY SAY, SHE WOULD GIVE YOU HER RIGHT ARM, THAT IS ALMOST TRUE, SO IN THE FIRST OF THIS DREAM, I WAS GOING ALONG WITH THE NEED TO GIVE MY TWO FEET, TO THIS POOR SOUL, WHO NEEDED FEET! LOL. (3) SO LATER IN THE DREAM, IT DAWNED ON ME, THAT, IF I GAVE MY FEET, I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY. SLOW ON THE UPTAKE. SO, I APPROACHED THIS WOMAN, WHO HANGS AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, DOING UNDERCOVER WORK, AND I TOLD HER AND HER HUSBAND, PREPARING TO AMPUTATE MY FEET, LAYING OUT, SURGICAL EQUIPMENT, SYRINGES, KNIVES, ETC., AND I, AS CALM AS DAY, SAID, YOU KNOW, THAT IF I ALLOW YOU TO CUT MY FEET OFF, I WON'T HAVE ANY, AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN, TAKE MY FEET OFF AND ATTACH THEM, TO THAT MAN, MAKING HIM HAVE FEET THAT WORK. SO, I DECIDED THAT I AM NOT GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO CUT OFF MY FEET. (4) THE HUSBAND AND WIFE, GOT PISSED, AND STARTED TO TRY TO BLOCK ME FROM LEAVING THE HOUSE, CHASING ME THROUGH GARAGES, OUT INTO THE YARD, AROUND, WHEREVER I WAS, HEADING ME OFF HERE AND THERE, MUCH LIKE I GO THROUGH EVERY DAMNED DAY! (5) SO EVENTUALLY, THE HUSBAND AND WIFE BUTCHER TEAM, GAVE UP CHASING ME, AND SAID THAT I OWED THE COPS, PAYMENT ON AN OUTSTANDING TICKET, FOR A CAR OR TRUCK THAT I DON'T OWN! I SAID, CAN YOU SHOW ME THE VEHICLE THAT I OWE THE TICKET FOR . . . SHE SHOWED ME, THIS BRIGHT, OLD FASHIONED, VINTAGE LOOKING TRUCK, PAINTED WITH BRIGHT BLUES, YELLOWS, PURPLES, AND LIKE SUNSHINE, A TOTALLY HAPPY, TRUCK, FUN, CUTE AND I DECIDED, THAT I WOULD GLADLY PAY FOR THIS TRUCK, IF IT BECOMES MINE! THE SECRET TO HAPPINESS IS SERVICE! I SERVE, YOU, MY READER, MY AUDIENCE, MY CITY, MY STATE, MY COUNTRY, AND MY WORLD, DAILY, AND IT BRINGS ME GREAT JOY! JESUS JOY BOY CHRIST, SAID, HE WHO IS THE GREATEST AMONG YOU, REFERRING TO HIMSELF, AS HE WASHED HIS DISCIPLE'S FEET, AT THE LAST SUPPER, AS I RECALL, IS YOUR SERVANT! YOU SEE, IN OUR EGOTISTICAL MINDS, WE BELIEVE, THAT, THE SERVANTS, ARE THE LOWER HUMAN, WHO IS SERVING THEIR MASTERS . . . BUT HIS WAYS ARE NOT OUR WAYS, AND HE REVERSES, COMMON THINKING, AND, CHANGES THE SOCIAL ORDER, STATING THAT, NO, IT IS THOSE WHO ARE SERVING YOU, WHO ARE GREATER THAN, THEIR MASTERS! JESUS JOY, WAS THE GREAT TEACHER, FULL OF ALLEGORIES, ANALOGIES, PARAXODES, OXYMORONS, SYMBOLISMS AND SIGNS, TEACHING US, THAT OFTEN THE ORDER WE BELIEVE TO BE THE HIGHER ORDER, OR THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, IS ACTUALLY, JUST THE OPPOSITE, STATING THAT, THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST, AND THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST! ANYWAY, I STARTED TO ANALYZE, WHAT THIS DREAM MEANS, AND IT WAS, PRETTY CLEAR, WITH SEVERAL GLARING, ELEMENTS, FROM REALITY. I STARTED THE DAY, YESTERDAY WITH, SEVERAL UNDERCOVER, YOUNGSTERS, TRYING TO DO A STEAK OUT, ON ME, A STING OP, AND SET UP, BUT WHAT IS NEW, THOUSANDS, AND LIKELY A DAILY ROUTINE FOR ME, BUT, FOR THEM, AND EARTHSHATTERING, EXPOSURE TO THE REAL BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOGGER! NOT THE SISTA, PERFORMINGS ARTS CLUB, OF LAZY ASS, LOSERS, TOO AFRIAD, TOO PARANOID, TOO FREAKED OUT, TO ACTUALLY GO TO LAW SCHOOL, TAKE THE BAR, AND PRACTICE, SO THEY WOULD RATHER, AND FIND IT EASIER, TO JUST BE ME AND RIDE ON MY LAURELS, STARTING AT THE TOP! NYCE, HUGH? HOUSEHOLD TIPS TO MY KIDS . . . YOUR MOTHER IS NO CHUMP, BECAUSE, YOUR AUNTS, UNCLES, GRANDPA & MA, INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, AND MOBSTERS, COPS, STEAL THE MONEY FROM THIS BLOG . . . MY RICHES, LIE IN OTHER AREAS, LIKE HEAVEN, WHERE CHRIST SAYS, BUILD UP YOUR RICHES, WHERE MOTHS AND DUST CANNOT CORRUPT! BEWARE, LEAST, ALL MEN, SPEAK WELL OF YOU! THEY HATED ME BEFORE THEY HATED YOU. BIRDS HAVE NESTS, FOXES HAVE HOLES, BUT, I, THE SON OF GOD, HAS NOT PLACE TO LAY HIS HEAD. WORRY NOT, WHAT YOU WEAR, OR WHAT YOU SHALL EAT, THE LILIES OF THE FIELD, AND THE BIRDS OF THE AIR, DON'T WORRY, AND HOW MUCH, MORE, I LOVE YOU THAN THEM. DARWINISM SHITS, HE DISTINGUISHES BETWEEN MAN AND ANIMALS OR BIRDS! WE ARE NOT PART OF THE SAME FOOD CHAIN, ONE IS EVOLUTION, THE OTHER GOD'S GREATEST, CREATION, MAN AND WOMAN! IN HIS IMAGE CREATED HE THEM, MALE & FEMALE! SUGGESTS A FEMALE GODDESS . . . WISDOM IN THE BOOK OF PROVERBS, BEFORE THE FOUNTAINS, I WAS THERE, BEFORE THE WATERS AND LAND, I WAS DAILY HIS DELIGHT . . . WORTH MORE THAN RUBIES, GOLD, RICHES! MEN ARE TO THEIR WIVES, AND CHRIST WAS TO THE CHURCH, SHOULD LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HER, PRESENTING HER WITHOUT BLEMISH OR WRINKLE! ONLY THEN, SHOULD SHE FOLLOW AND SEE HIM, AS HER LEAD! ANYTHING SHORT OF GIVING YOUR LIFE, FOR PROTECTION, FUCK YOU, MEN! LOL. THE LADY IS BACK. PAYBACK IS A BITCH, BITCH. SO BACK TO MY DREAM . . . I SUSPECTED THIS CHICK, WHOM, I DON'T KNOW HER NAME, DON'T CARE TO, MS. KNOW IT ALL, NOT MANY, LAY PERSONS, AS WE CALL, YOU, NON-LAWYERS, MS. BOOKWORN, DREAM MARRIED BITCH, ASIDE, DON'T TANGLE WITH AN ATTORNEY, BUT, TRUE TO MY SISTER, SUE'S FORM, SHE CAN BE UP, 2 HOURS AFTER ME, ME WITH MY MAKE-UP ON, WITH MY HAIR DONE THE WAY, I LIKE IT, CHANGED AFTER SHE COPIED, MY STYLE, AND COLORED HER HAIR BLONDE, THIS DOUBLE THING GOES BACK YEARS, IF NOT DECADES, AND SHE WILL HAVE THE NERVE, AUDACITY, AND GUMPTION, OR STUPIDITY, STANDING THEIR HAIR A MESS, NO MAKE-UP ON, AND ASK ME IF I TOOK A SHOWER TODAY? I COULDN'T EVEN STAND BEING WITH HER, OR MARCIE, LONG ENOUGH TO GO TO MY NEPHEWS, "FAKE" FUNERAL, SO HE COULD START WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT, ASSASIN, SHIT LIKE SHELLEY, MOMMY, THE CAREER COUNSELOR FOR HER LAZY ASS KIDS, WHO HAVE HUNG AROUND HER FOR YEARS, UNTIL SHE FINDS THEM A JOB, AND BEING, PART OF THE MEAT MARKET CHICKS FOR THE STICKS, MAKING HER WAY UP IN THE WORLD, FLAT ON HER BACK, STEALING, BUYING, STOOPING AND LYING HER WAY TO THE TOP, BRINGING KIDS, AND SISTERS, WITH HER, ALL ON MY BACK! FUCK! THIS BITCH MUST KNOW SUE, OR SHE IS A MORMON, ALLEGED MUFFIN, BALL BREAKER, MAKING THEIR HUSBAND, THEIR WHIPPING BOYS! THEIR SON'S ARE ATTRACKED TO THE SAME TYPE, HAG ASS BITCH'S AS SUE, AS THEIR MATES THAT CASTRATE THEM TOO! LOL. ANYWAY, I AM SURE, THAT THIS BITCH, SUE'S LOOK ALIKE WITH HUG ASS BOOBS, LIKE I SAID, PROBABLY GOT PROMOTED FAST, ONE FAT BOOB FOR EACH THE CIA AND THE FBI BOYS, TO WORSHIP, UGLY AS SHIT, REMINDS ME OF THE OLD MATRONS IN THE MORMON TEMPLES! BUT SHE IS LIKELY, MARRIED, LIVES HERE IN BELLEVUE, THAT IS WHY SHE KNOWS, ALL THE SHIT I DON'T, NEVER LIVED HERE, VISITED, RACHEL, FOR A MONTH ONCE, BUT, I AM A NEWBIE, SO, I DON'T PUT ON MY ATTORNEY HAT, AND ARGUE WITH THE HAG, SHE CAN WIN, ON WHAT THE SEAHAWKS DID, OR THE SONICS, OR THE MARINERS, ALONG WITH MARCI, THE TRANS, SHE TRIES TO PLACATE TO, ACTING LIKE SHE IS THE LOVED AND THE CHERISHED, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, STILL IN THAT POPULARITY CONTEST OF JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL! SCREAM! BUT, I LEFT, MY VERY CHEAP, CELL PHONE, CHARGING, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, OVERNIGHT, SCREAM, I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY SON, CHRIS, WHO'S MUG SHOT IS ALL OVER THE CITY, BUSES, BY THE TONS . . . EVERYWHERE I TURN, I SEE MY BRIGHT SHINY HANDSOME SON, SHINING ALL OVER SEATTLE AND SURROUNDING AREAS! I SMILE AND THROW KISSES, AS HE PASSES. BEING THERE. WHEN I CAN'T BE THERE . . . TOUCHING THE LOVE! BUT AFTER THE BOMB AND ASSASSIN SCARES OF THE 4TH OF JULY, IN KALISPELL, MONTANA, THEN, AND THE MONTH BEFORE, LEAVING MY COMPUTER AND CELL PHONE, FOR THE HOUSEKEEPERS, SO THE COPS, GOV. DUDES, AND LOSERS, FOLLOWED THEM, GIVING ME TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN, GIVING ME A HEAD START, BEFORE, I HAVE TO LEAVE UNDER PRESSURE, BRINGING ME TO SEATTLE, AND BACK TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, WHERE I LEFT MY PHONE, NEVER USE IT, UNLESS I HAVE FAMILY MATTERS TO TAKE CARE OF! I PROMISED CHRIS, I WOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM ON THE BUS POSTERS, XFINITY ADS, AND LET HIM, SEE, HE IS FAMOUS, ALL FUCKING OVER, TONS OF BUSES. HE MUST HAVE A HOT MOM, TO BE THAT GOOD LOOKING! LOL. HOT OR NOT, I AM YOUR MOTHER! LOL. BUT, LEAVING MY PHONE, GIVING THE FEDS, COPS, AND NOBODY, MOB FUCKERS, A WAY TO TRACK ME! MS. MAGOO STYLE ATTORNEY, REMEMBER THE OLD CARTOON, OF THE 50'S . . . MR. MAGOO, WALKING UNDER LADDERS, STEPPING ON BLACK CATS, VERY SYMBOLIC, WALKING ON PLANKS, ONLY TO GET OFF IN TIME, TO HAVE THE BOARD SMACK THE BAD GUYS IN THE FACE, WHILE HE GOES NO TO SAFETY! LOL. I AM SURE, THAT, I MISS HALF OF THE TRAPS, TRICKS, TRAILS, TAILS, AND TROUBEL THAT BEFALLS ME DAILY, LEAVING MY ENEMIES, PISSED, PUZZLED, AND FURIOUS! LOL. SO, ME, LEAVING MY CELL PHONE, AN INCONVENIENCE BY ANY OTHER NAME, ENDED UP, POSSIBLE, WHAT SAVED ME, FROM, MS. BITCHE'S PLANS, BEST LAID BY MICE AND MEN, LOL, LEAVING THEM EATING MY DIRT, AND WONDERING WHERE THE FUCK, AND WHEN, I LEFT? LOL. THANK GOD FOR UNANSWERED PRAYERS, TO SERVE MY CUTE SON, AND GET A PICTURE TO SEND HIM . . . MY PHONE IS TOO CHEAP TO HAVE A CAMERA! THEN, HE TOLD ME TO JUST HAVE SOMEONE ELSE WITH A DECENT PHONE, TAKE A PIC AND SEND HIM A COPY. OKAY, I CAN DO THIS, TOTALLY WANT TO DO THIS . . . WHAT THE FUCK, NO, CELL PHONE, MEANS, I DON'T HAVE MY SON'S PHONE NUMBER! LOL. GRETA AND ELLIOT, DON'T CHANGE THEIRS, FOR SOME REASON, CHRIS'S, IS NOT AN EASY ONE TO REMEMBER, AND HE CHANGED SERVICE PLANS, AND I CAN NEVER REMEMBER, HIS OR, NICOLE'S NUMBERS, THE ONLY, NUMBERS ON MY CHEAP ASS PHONE, ARE MY KIDS! HINT, HINT, HINT, TO THE LOSER, INTELLIGENCE, COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD THIS FIGUREDD OUT, AT, DAY ONE, OF THIS BLOG, NOT ALLOWING, THE FUCKERS TO STEAL MY BLOG MONEY, FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS, WITH ALL THAT TOP NSA SPY SHIT, GEAR? YEAH, LIKE RIGHT, THEY ARE NOT IN ON IT! TAY TAY SWIFT VS. MUELLER! LOL. I HAVE ALWAYS LOOKED AT TAYLOR SWIFT, HER PATTERNS IN MEN, AND HER NAME, ELLIOT'S MIDDLE NAME IS "TAYLOR" AS A SIGN OR SYMBOL OF ME! THE MAN WHO GROPPED HER, IRONICALLY, HAS THE NAME, OR LAST NAME, MUELLER! THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, FORMER, U.S. ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND THE FBI DIRECTOR, APPOINTED SHORTLY AFTER, PRESIDENT BUSH WAS IN OFFICE AND RIGHT AROUND, 9/11, THE MAIN REASON FOR, PASSAGE OF THE PATRIOT ACT, THAT FUCKED THE CONSTITUTION, AND ALL OATHS, AFFIRMATIONS, AND TRIED TO DO AWAY WITH OUR FOUNDING FATHER'S WISDOM AND THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, MEANING THAT I TOO, HAD TO GO . . . I AM SURE THAT BOTH COMEY AND MUELLER, KNEW OF ME BEING TAKEN OUT! THEY HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH ENOUGH, IN THE FBI, TO KNOW THAT I KICKED AROUND, FEDERAL AGENTS, INVESTIGATORS, TOP GUNS, WHEN, I STOPPED, THE FED'S REIGN OF TERROR, PATRIOT ACT STYLE, FUCKING WITH THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, PITTING, THEM, SQUARELY IN THIS GALS, FACE, PROTECTING THE DOCTORS, FROM, MEDICAID, MEDICARE PROSECUTIONS, OR REALLY, JUST ALLEGATIONS OF UPCODING ON THEIR GOVERNMENT BILLING FOR WELFARE PATIENTS! SURELY THEY KNEW MY NAME, YET, THEY, HAD TO ALSO, KNOW THAT THE GOVERNMENT, BROUGHT IN A DOUBLE, SISTER, SHELLEY, WHO WAS A GOVERNMENT RAT, FOR, TURNING IN HER HUSBAND, AND BOSS, ON SECURITIES CHARGES, SHE WAS GUILTY OF TOO, AS WAS MY FATHER, SO CUT A DEAL, SAVING THE FATHER/DAUGHTER, CRIME TEAM, SINCE, SHELLEY WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH, USED TO FUCK ME OVER ,AND LIKELY SHELLEY, WAS THE ONE WITH ACCESS TO THE MIRACLE POISON, BOTOX, POISONING, PUT ON MY CAR STEERING WHEEL, TOPICAL, WAY, TO GET IN MY BLOOD STREAM AND MAKE IT TO MY HEAD, KILLING ME SLOWLY! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? 20 FUCKING YEARS! ME VS. MUELLER, COMEY, BUSH, CHENEY, AND REPUBLICAN CREW, FOR THE LAST TWO FUCKING DECADES! I BELIEVE THE ACT OF CUTTING OFF MY FEET, IS EXACTLY WHAT, THEY, THE MOB, AND CREW, WOULD LIKE TO DO TO ME! THEY CAN'T GET ME! THEY HAVE TRIED NON-STOP, SINCE THE DAY, I GOT SWORN INTO THE UNITED STATES, SUPREME COURT, REALLY, SINCE THE FALL OF 2011, AFTER TAKING MY HOUSE IN BLOOMINGTON, WITH THREE CASES UP ON APPEAL AT THE UTAH COURT OF APPEALS, AND ONE GOING THE THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, THEY STARTED, TRYING TO KILL ME, BY TRUCK SABOTAGE, EVERYTHING FROM UNSCREWING, ALL THE BOLTS AND NUTS OF MY TRUCK JACKED UP TIRES, OR CUTTING THE "O" RINGS, FUCKING THE ENGINE, AND THE TRANSMISSION, SO THERE WAS NO BACK UP, PROTECTION, PUTTING INCINDIARY DEVICES ON MY TIRES, THAT BLEW AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, BETWEEN, CEDAR CITY, AND PAROWAN, WHERE I MOVED, AFTER, THE GOVERNMENT TOOK ALL MY HOME AND FURNITURE . . . NOW I AM SURE, THE FUCKER, THINK THAT SHELLEY, AKA, JOANN, OR RACHEL, WITH THE LARGEST "FAKE" BREASTS, KENNEYD'S SQUEEZE, BECAUSE HE IS TOO INSECURE TO MARRY A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, BAD ASS ATTORNEY, FAR BETTER! BUT, IF I WERE, CHARGED WITH A HOMICIDE, I WOULD HAVE CLEARED MYSELF, FUCKING A MILLION TIMES IN BY NOW, IN THIS BLOG, TIMES, DATES, SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS WITH DESCRIPTIONS, OF FOOD, CLOTHING, ACTIONS, ETC., SO, THE ONLY OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS SHIT, AND ALL THE ATTEMPTS ON MY LIFE, IS THAT THE FBI, CIA, COPS, SHERIFFS, ALL WANTED THE GIRLZ CLUB TO BE ME . . . INCOMPETENCE, SURE, BUT, THIS IS BEYOND THE POINT OF ANY CONCEIVABLE, EXPLANATION FOR THIS MUCH, DUMB ASS, SO THE ONLY OTHER, EXPLANATION IS THAT THEY ARE ALL IN ON THE GIG! 6 YEARS, TOP CASES, TOP BLOG, FUCK, TWO DAYS AFTER IS TARTED THIS BLOG UNDER, A MARRIED BUT NOT USED, NAME, JO BESS, THE NSA WAS ON TO MY STYLE, THAT HASN'T CHANGED EVER, AND IS EVIDENCED IN MY LEGAL BRIEFS, BULLETS, MY OWN STYLE, AND BRILLANCE! BUT THEY HAVE TAKEN, AND TAKEN, AND TAKEN, ALL THE MONEY, BY JUSTIFYING THAT, SHELLEY, OR SUE, OR RACHEL, OR KAY, OR MARCIE, OR TIFFANY, OR ANNIE, OR KELLY ANNE ARE ALL ME, SO THEY GET THE MONEY? OKAY, THIS MORNING, AT, ABOUT 7:55 AM, I CAME OUT OF WALGREENS ON PIKE & 3RD, YOU GET A FACE AND BUTT SHOT, AT THE SAME TIME, I WALKED OUT, AFTER BUYING MY NORMAL, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, DIET COKE, DORITOS, AND A TWINKIE, A FAV, SINCE CHILDHOOD! I HAVE TWINKIE LEGS . . . WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, DUMB FUCKS! NOW, THAT ONE, BIT OF INFORMATION, LIKE I SAID, WOULD STAND UP, CLEARING ME OF A MURDER, IF CHARGED, BUT, IT DOESN'T PROVE, WHO THE FUCK I AM? ANYWAY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SO IN THE DREAM, LIKE IN REALITY, MS, BITCH, PRETENDS TO BE NICE, CALM, COOL AND COLLECTED, AS SUSAN SOUTHWICK SCHMIDT, BUT YESTEREAY, I ASKED MS. SPELLING BEE, CHAMP, IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO SPELL, THIS OR THAT, THEN, I PROCEEDED TO GO ON, TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT, MY SON, BEING ON THE BUS XFINITY ADS, AND ALL THE SUDDEN, AS IF, SAYING, I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE, THAT IS SUPPOSE TO BE SUE'S KID, OR A MORMON MUFFET MAGGOT FAGGOT BITCH'S SON . . . SUE'S NOT COOL ENOUGH, TO HAVE HAD, GRETA, NICOLE, CHRIS, OR ELLIOT! MY FAMILY BITCHED AND MOAN, COMPLAINED AND TRASHED ME, FOR ALLOWING MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS, TO GO SERVE THEIR COUNTRY, IN THE NAVY AND THE AIR FORCE, GRANDPA TOO, THEY GOT HOT AND BOTHERED BY ME, DRIVING ELLIOT AND ISAAC, AND THEIR LITTLE BAND MEMBERS AROUND FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS, SHELLEY, NEVER, ONE GODDAMNED TIME, NEVER, EVER! AND SHE GETS TO BE ME? SUE DOES? RACHEL DOES? FUCK NO! KAY AND BRETT? FUCK NO! CALL ME A GLORY HOG, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU, FAMILY, HAVE BEEN BITCHING AND MOANING, SINCE, TIME IMMEMORIAL, ONCE I GOT A DIVORCE AND WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, NEVER AFRAID, NEVER, DETERED, NEVER DOUBTED, THAT I COULD BE THE BEST! NEVER. WITH THE BROCK CASE, THE $357 MILLION CASE, THAT I GOT CHEATED OUT OF, FOR KAY BABY OR SHELLEY, FUCKING, MEN, I REJECTED, DUMB ASSES, CHECK THE WOMEN THEY WERE DRAWN TO, HAD TO MAKE THE ME? THAT SHOULD TELL THEM SOMETHING! THEY WERE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WITH THEM, AS THEMSELVES, BUT, AS JOANN S. SECRIST, RESUME, KIDS, CREDENTIALS, ATTACHED, THEY WILL SETTLE. SAD. I WOULD NEVER EVER BE WITH A MAN, WHO WANTED ME TO BE MY SISTER, MY FRIEND, NO MATTER WHERE THAT GOT ME! FUCK NO. BUT, JEALOUSY, ENVY, RUNS RAMPANT, EVEN IN THE DOUBLES, OBVIOUSLY, THIS HAG, CHATTING AWAY, SUDDENLY, AS I TALKED, HAD TO GET BACK TO HER BOOK, OR SHE LEAVES, OR SHE, SHUTS DOWN . . . CAN'T DEAL WITH THE TRUTH THAT, YOU BITCHY, DOUBLE, SUE, IS A FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT, WITH A CORN COB UP HER ASS, AND SHE, LIKE YOU, THINKS THAT MAKES HER LOOK ATTORNEY LIKE! LOL. LIKE OLD MONEY, OLD LAW, ISN'T TRYING TO IMPRESS ANYONE, DOESN'T NEED TO, NEVER DID, I WEAR HATS, WHEN, I AM AT THE HAMMOND HOUSE, I GIVE TOTAL DEFERENCE TO STAFF, THEY ARE THE EXPERTS, IN SOCIAL WORK OR THIS TYPE OF SERVICE, AND I DO MY JOB, I OBEY THE RULES, ONCE I KNOW THEM, AND I SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR ISSUES WITH VARIOUS, BITCHES WHO BELIEVE THEYA RE ABOVE THE RULES OR ABOVE THE CHORES! SO, YES, SOMEONE, MIGHT, SAY, WELL, SHE DOESN'T ACT LIKE AN ATTORNEY, SHE DOESN'T HAVE MONEY, LIKE WE THINK ATTORNEYS DO, DON'T KNOW CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEYS, GENERAL, IF GOOD ARE DEAD OR IN JAIL, CASE IN POINT, WHERE THEY ARE AND HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET ME FOR FUCKING 20 YEARS! HELLO, SEATTLE! WASHINGTON. WASHINGTON, D.C., MONTANA! GOOD GOD, MY LIFE FITS THE STORIES, TALES WITH COPS, IN THIS BLOG, AND YOU THINK THE BITCHES, RIDING IN LIMOS AND LIVING IN RANCHES, ARE ME? THEIR STORIES DON'T MATCH, THE STORY LINE IN THIS BLOG, DUMB ASSES! SHIT? I AM FUCKING HOMELESS, YES, I WRITE THE MOST KICKIN' BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE, MOWED DOWN, NUMBERS, COOKED, AND BLOGS DIVERTED AND PRINTED ON OTHER SITES, BUT ALL MINE, ALL MY BIO, AND LOVED AROUND THE WORLD, BETTER PAY, RIGHT? BLESSING ON EARTH AND IN HEAVEN . . . THEY "USE" ME, OVER AND OVER, RECYCLE ME, MARKET ME, MAKE BOOKS OF MY BEST EMAILS AND BLOGS, THEN, THEY GO TO THE BOOK SIGNINGS! EASY SHIT. KEEP ME RUNNING! HOT MESS TO BLESSED? NO, HOT ROCKIN' ATTORNEY, TO THE STREETS, GUTTER, NO BATH, AND BEYOND! STORIES THAT FIT, HOUSING THAT FITS, DAILY BLOG THAT FITS, GOOD GOD? RANGE BUCKET LIST. NICHOLAS SPARKS--SEE ME! QUALITY INN & SUITES. A QUCK COMMUTERS CRAVED CAMPANION. MY BLOG. INFORMATIVE. EDUCATIONAL. FUN. ORGANIC SKINCARE & WELLNESS. ON THE CORNER OF HEALTHY & HAPPY. I BELIEVE, THAT ONCE THE BOOB MASTER, SPY SOPHIA DOUBLE FOR SIS, FIGURED THAT SHE AND HER BUTCHER HUSBAND, WERE NOT GIONG TO GET ME, THEY WENT BACK TO NORMAL, AND SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THE TICKET, THAT I HAD TO PAY FOR, INTERESTING, SINCE I HAVEN'T DRIVEN FOR OVER, 4.5 YEARS . . . BUT THE BRIGHTLY COLORED, HAPPY, TRUCK, THE COLORS, THE FUN, THE VINTAGE COLLECTOR, RESTORED MODEL, ALSO INDICATING THAT, I AM OLDER THAN, PEOPLE THINK, NOT 40, GOING ON 63, BUT, WELL PRESERVED, AND HAPPY WITH TONS OF ENERGY THAT, DOESN'T AGE ME, I AM ENVIED, FOR MY HAPPINESS . . . JUST THIS MORNING, ME AND PARIS HILTON, THE DAUGHTER OF THE HOLLYWOOD MOB, WHO OWNED, SINATRA, ELVIS, MOTOWN AND COLUMBIA RECORDS, BOTH HAVE THE HAPPINESS GENE . . . I WAS TAKING NOTES ON THE BUS, RT 5, SHE WAS ALSO ON THE BUS, WE WERE BOTH GRATEFUL, THAT MARY'S PLACE, GAVE US, A COOL, OLIVE GREEN, "VULCAN REAL ESTATE" NOTEBOOK OF PAPER, WITH A FIRM BACK AND A PEN HOLDER . . . SHE SAW ME, WRITING, PULLED HERS OUT, SHOWED ME THE TWIN, NOTEBOOK, AND WE BOTH WERE HAPPY, ALIVE, READY FOR THE DAY, COULDN'T WAIT TO SINK OUR TEETH, INTO OUR, COMMON PURSUIT, BRINGING "JUSTICE" TO OUR FAMILY LEGACY, HER'S IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN MINE, HER WHOLE FAMILY WIPED OUT, WHEN SOME HOT LOOKING CHICK, SHOT HER FATHER AND YOUNGER BROTHERS, LUCKILY SHE WAS AT HER GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE, WHO LATER ADOPTED HER, AND RAISED HER IN QUEEN ANNE, DISTRICT OR AREA! SHE, AS WELL AS ME, OUGHT TO BE FUCKING RICH, SHE AN ACCOUNTANT, ME TOP ATTORNEY, BOTH, AT THE SAME HOMELESS SHELTER, A GOOD ONE, BY THE WAY, AND WE DIG OUR LIVES . . . BUT WE BOTH, LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, SMILED, WISHED EACHOTHER A GREAT DAY, AND WENT OUR WAYS, HER DOWN, VIRGINIA STREET, ME TO PIKE . . . I SAID, I DIG THE SHIT OUT MY LIFE, SHE SMILED AND SAID ME TOO. NEITHER OF US, EVEN CARE ABOUT THE MONEY, BUT BOTH OF US, WANT JUSTICE! WE ARE IN A COUNTRY, WHERE IT IS, "JUSTICE FOR ALL" . . . WE ARE BOTH WAITING. SHE IS GETTING CLOSE ON HER CASE, AND MINE SHOULD BE A NO BRAINER, BUT, I THOUGHT JUDGES WERE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE TOO, KISS, KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! NORTHWEST MODULAR: PROTECTING YOUR FUTURE. THANK YOU, IT IS ABOUT TIME, THESE FAKE BITCHES, ARE SEEN FOR THE LYING SACKS OF SHEET SHIT, THEY ARE, MEN TOO. YOU SEE, THE TOP COPS, WHO ALL HAD THE HOTS FOR ME, FOR 20 YEARS, ALL REJECTED, JUST MAGICALLY FOUND MY SISTERS, BEST FRIENDS, ATTORNEYS, WHO WANTED TO STUDY UNDER ME, OR BE ME? NYCE. COMMERCIAL HEALTH MULTI-FAMILY SHIT, IN OTHER WORDS, "FAKE" FAMILIES, IS FOR THE BIRDS, DUMB ASS SHIT . . . SEATTLE CHILDREN'S RESEARCH INSTITUTE, IS MOTHER OF THE RAV FOUR, BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT, COOL, LAW ABIDING, GENIUSES, JUST LIKE THEIR MAMA! KIDS THAT MATCH THE MOTHER. BODIES THAT MATCH CAREERS, LIVING SITUATIONS THAT MATCH, THE LIFESTYLE! FUCK? GUNLOCK LUMBER. OH, BABY I LOVE YOUR WAYS, WANNA BE WITH YOU NIGHT & DAY . . . DON'T HESITATE, BECAUSE YOUR LOVE WON'T WAIT. HONEY BUCKET BITCH, DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL LIKE MY SON, BRIGHT, BLONDE, BLUE EYES, AND SHINING! KAY LOOKS LIKE HER FLAT FACED, SIMESE CAT, OR A SHITZU DOG! RACHEL'S FACE IS FAR WIDER THAN MINE. SUE'S IS VERY SQUARE AND SHE HAS HARSHER JAW AND CHEEK BONES. TIFFANY AND MARCIE, HAVE FACES THAT ARE CLOSER, BUT THINNER. SHELLE IS THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, WITH STITCH MARKS, NEAR HER EARS, DUCK LIPS, A PART IN THE CROWN OF HER HEAD, WHERE SHE GOT THE FACELIFT, 20 YEARS AGO. NONE OF THEM LOOK LIKE ME . . . SISTERS, YEAH, LOOK-A-LIKES, ONLY IN THEIR DREAMS! I WAS GLAD TO HAVE TRACY WAKE ME UP, FROM THAT HIDEIOUS DREAM AND I WAS EXTREMELY GRATEFUL AND HAPPY, THAT, I STILL HAD MY FEET THIS MORNING! LOL. DO'NT NEED TO LOSE BODY PARTS, OR WEAR NEW CEMENT SHOES, WALKING ALONG THE PUGET SOUND, OCEAN BOTTOM! FUCK THE MOB!

HOLY FAMILY

Every child begins the world again!  Gotta love the new back to school ads . . . super heroes, dancing in the halls, happy students returning to school!  Penny's even has a plus size model, rocking the style scene!  Kisses from us curvy gals!  Swink.  Happiness is in the air!  Especially for the parents of the happy students!  Parents after my own heart!  LOL.

RED

Hey Taylor Swift, I believe you were kicking off your amazing, CD, RED, when, that asshole, Mueller grabbed your ass, under your little black dress . . . go get the asshole, much, after the thinking and line of our president, this man, must have thought, that being your promoter, or whatever, he could take license with you, being much younger, but, no less talented, hitting both the rock, pop and country, music scene, like few others, especially for your age!  Good on you, for pursuing this guy, taking him to task, and exposing the shame on men, in the light of day, without fear of it affecting your music career!  Right at the time, you were putting that CD out, actually, bought one for a client's daughter, who looks a lot like you, and a big time fan, as I am, I also was being, run ragged by cops, prosecutors, judges, family, Mormons, Republicans, gold diggers, money grubbers, and the greedy and needy, starting about, May of 2011, heating up, still, for years!  I will ask you, the same thing I ask myself . . . IF NOT YOU, THEN WHO?  You are young, beautiful, blessed, gifted and talented--not all are so lucky, and they don't have the means, power, money, guts, or power to take on, a music mogul, or a real estate mogul, or movie and comedy icon, so, those of us, with the credentials, time, support, power, education, whatever tools we can use, to defend women, worldwide, need to step up and be counted!

THANK YOU, TAY, TAY . . . THAT IS WHAT MY CLIENT'S DAUGHTER, CALLED YOU, LOVED, YOU, ADMIRED, YOU, AND ME AND YOU HAVE THE SAME, TASTE AND TREATMENT OF ME . . . LASTS ABOUT, AS LONG AS, YOUR NEXT ALBUM, AND MY NEXT, BLOG!  LOL!  MEN, LOVE TO HATE US . . . WE HAVE ABUSED MEN OUR WHOLE LIVES!  LOL.  WE ARE WORTH IT!

SMILE!

YOU GO GIRL!  LOVE YOU!  FOR MORE THAN JUST YOUR HOT LYRICS AND SONGS!  KISSES!