HUFF! I'M GONNA HUFF AND PUFF, AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN! BIG BAD WOLF & THE THREE LITTLE PIGS! TINDERBOX. REEL? OR REAL? FAKE NEWS. FAKE COPS. FAKE ATTORNEYS. FAKE BLOGGERS. FIRE EMERGENCY VEHICLE. NEPTUNE. WE ARE FAMILY. FIRE HANDS. NOT REAL, BUT REEL! TOYS. NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA, GOD OF FRESHWATER, ROMAN GOD = TO GREEK POSEIDON OR POSER DON! HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICES--BUGMASTER. NOT NEPTUNE! I HAD THE FIREBRAND RESUME, FIREBRAND CASES, FIREBRAND KIDS, FIREBRAND WATER COMPACT CONSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS, FIREBRAND BLOG, I AM WRITING, AS YOU READ, STILL SITTING HERE, ON RESERVE STREET, BURGER KING, MISSOULA, MONTANA, WRITER OF ALL, ALMOST 1550! THE REAL BEAR: OMNIVEROUS, DESTEROUS, HIGHLY ADAPTABLE, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, HUGE, AGGRESSIVE, SMASHINGLY STRONG, AND CAPABLE OF SPRINTING DEERLIKE . . . CASPER THE GHOST . . . HUFFINGTON POST! FACE YOUR WORST FEAR, FACE IS ME! COP TOYS? BOYZ & THEIR TOYZ. MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS? REEL? FILM VERSIONS? OR REAL? REALLY DID KILL 35 ISIS-K, IN TUNNELS AND CAVES, AND NO CIVILIANS? FILM REEL WAS SO FAR AWAY, WHO IS THERE TO VERIFY? I AM A CRITICAL THINKER, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING I SEE. THAT PROVES NOTHING, COULD BE A TEST, FROM WAY BACK, 2001. THE DECISION ALLEGEDLY WAS, GENERAL, NICHOLSONS, AND NOBODY, KNOWS HOW FAR THE CHAIN OF COMMAND GOES UP, FOR DROPPING THE BOMB? FUCK? MILITARY IS RUN, LIKE THE GOVERNMENT, NOBODY IS IN CHARGE, NOBODY TO BLAME THAT WAY! BARBARA STARR, LOOKS LIKE SHELLEY, DOUBLE . . . NO ACTUALLY, ME AND A TEAM OF PEOPLE FROM, ST. GEORGE, UTAH, "GREAT DECISIONS" CREATED THE PLAN ON AFGHANISTAN . . . SHELLEY, WAS, SELLING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LIBRARIANS, BOOKS, FROM GUMDROPS AND SCHOLASTIC, ABOUT HER SPEED! LEAVE THE BIG GIRL STUFF TO BABY SISTER, JOANN S. SECRSIT, J.D., BETTER KNOWN AS ATTORNEY! FUCK, HUFF, TAKE YOU DUMBASSES, WHAT 8 YEARS AND COUNTING TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT? HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE, CONTROLLED BY THE MORMON CHURCH, WHO HAD DESIGNS FOR MY GREAT JOB RECORD, MILITARY AND MUSICIAN KIDS, AND MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CASES, FOR MITT BOY . . . WHAT IS SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU TO REALIZE THAT IS FUCKING "REAL" AND I AM TELLING THE GOD DAMNED TRUTH, JUST LIKE A AM, ABOUT, WHO, WAS THE ORIGINAL ATTORNEY, ON THE SALISH-KOOTENAI WATER COMPACT . . . VERIFY, MINUTES AND RECORDS, I WAS, CAROLYN SOLOMON'S GUEST, AT THE DECEMBER 2012, FLATHEAD COUNTY FEDERATION OF REPUBLICAN WOMEN, UNCOMMITTED AT THE TIME, BUT, DEFINITELY, A PRESIDENT OBAMA, HATE MITT, VOTER! SHIT, I WAS ALMOST KILLED, BY THE FOLKS, THOSE GOOD LITTLE MORMON FOLKS, IN THE REDDEST STATE, REDDEST COUNTY, THAT, I HAD SUED, COPS, THE GOVERNOR, ATTORNEY GENERAL, DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE, DIVISION OF SECURITIES, AND STATE OFFICIALS, YOU KNOW THE CASE, KAY BURNING ASS, CLAIMS TO BE HERS! REEL. COP MOVIES. NOT REAL! THE LAW IS ABOUT, HAIR SPLITTING AND DEFINITIONS . . . REEL, ALSO USED ON THE "MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS" TO DESCRIBE, ,WHAT LOOKS, LIKE SIMULATED, IMAGES OF WHAT THE BOMB WOULD LOOK LIKE NOT THE, WINTER, WHITE HOUSE FOR, ISIS, AL QAEDA AND THE TALIBAN! SHIT, CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BITCHES YOU ARE DEALING WITH, TRAINING YOU, DOING THE FLASHBANGS AND MAGIC, THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO PAN OUT, WHEN, YOU MEET THEM IN THE FLESH? BECAUSE, THEY ARE, STEALING EVERY WORD, I HAVE WRITTEN AND STILL WRITE, CLAIMING THEY DID IT, WHEN, IN REALITY, IT IS NO MORE REAL, THAN THE SHELLEY LOOK-ALIKE, ON MSNBC, DESCRIBING THE BOMB, RANGE AND CASUALITIES, SURE THAT NONE OF THEM ARE CIVILIANS! FUCK? I JUST CAN'T, WILL NOT, DO STUPID! SHELLEY, KAY, BRETT HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE SHIT SHOW OF, CLOWNS, PARADING, THE PARKING LOT OF BURGER KING, LIKE "FIRE EMERGENCY VEHICLE" AND "BUGMASTER" TRYING TO CONVINCE, THEIR "HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE" OWNED AND OPERATED BY THE SAME MORMONS, THAT WERE PURCHASED WITH MY SONS' MUSIC MONEY, IN ABOUT 2007 OR 08, WHEN, RACHEL WAS PALLING AROUND WITH MCCAIN, CYCLONES OF ME, SO NEXT GO AROUND, RACHEL WAS GIVEN THE STAR ROLE, ALL OF THEM, ACTUALLY, OF "PLAY ME" DRESS UP LIKE ATTORNEYS, SHIT, YOU ARE ALL BUYING, DUE TO TITS AND ASS, I GUESS, BECAUSE, WHILE SMARTER THAN, YOU, ALL, LIKELY, BEING ABLE TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF, THEY WAY PERFORM UNDER ME! EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE! GET REAL! NOT REEL! CULTURE CHANGE! DUST CUTTERS. HELLGATE PLUMBING! RUNNING WITH FIREBRANDS, CRIMMINALS, GAMING, TAMING, DOING LIGHT SHOWS, SYMBOLS AND SIGNS IN THE PARKING LOT OF BK, WHERE I AM WATCHING . . . LKQ, IS NEXT TO HEATING SERVICE AND REPAIR, PRETTY DAMNED, COMMMUINICATIVE . . . LICENSED AND INSURED, THAT WHITTLE KAY, SHELLEY, RACHEL, SUSAN, TIFFANY, MARCIE, THE TOYS? FUCK NO! WHILE KAY IS AN ATTORNEY, SHE IS A "REEL" MADE FOR FILMS, PHOTO SHOOT AND SHOP READY, GOD, BASICALLY, A WEAK, TORTS ATTORNEY, WHO KNOWS, JACK SHIT ABOUT, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW, CIVIL OR CRIMINAL, OTHER THAN BEING INTIMATELY, CRIMINAL, BONNIE TO CLYDE, BRETT, SHELLEY, NEVER, RACHEL, NEVER, SUSAN, NEVER, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ATTORNEYS, AT LEAST WHO, WENT SO AN ACCLAIMED, ADMIRED, AND ACCREDITED, LAW SCHOOL . . . NOW, I CAN'T SAY FOR, THE "CIA MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION LAW SCHOOL" OF WE WILL LET YOU PLAY, ME, OR JOANN, ATTORNEY, EXTRAORDINAIRE . . . THE PROBLEMS, GUYS, IS THEY FEEL THAT EVERYTHING CAME TO EASY TO ME, THAT, I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS OR THAT, MY KIDS WERE JUST A FREAK ACCIDENT, AND IF FUCKED THE DEAN OF THE LAW SCHOOL TO GET IN . . . NO THAT WOULD BE A PROJECTION FROM KAY, WHO USES SEX, TO GET WHATEVER, WHENEVER, FROM DUMBASS COPS, LIKE YOURSELVES! FUCK? SHE COULD RAISE, MY KICK ASS KIDS, EVER, NOR COULD BRETT, NEPTUNE OF SHIT! GOD OF THE DEAD SEA! CERTAINLY, NOT OF THE FLATHEAD, WITH ME, TRYING TO PERSERVE, MONTANANS WATER RIGHTS, WHILE THEY ARE BRIBING ELECTED OFFICIALS, TO STEAL THE WATER FOR UTAH, NEVADA, AND CALIFORNIA, WHAT IS THE VALUE OF WATER? PRICELESS! LIFE GIVING, DUMB ASSES AND ALSO, A POWER TOOL TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE, OR MAKE THE UTAH DESERTS BLOSSOM LIKE A ROSE, AS IN BOOK OF MORMON, PROPHECY . . . THESE ARE THE KINGDOM BUILDERS, USING MY GOOD NAME, SKILLS, AND ALL THAT I POSSESS TO BENEFIT, MORMONS, WHICH, INCLUDES THE VERY "HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE" THAT ARE AT THEIR BECKON CALL, 24/7, ALL MITTS MUTTS! FUCK, EASY! I JUST CAN'T DO STUPID, THAT IT IS SO OBVIOUS, IT IS HARD FOR ME TO BE NICE TALKING ABOUT IT! THINK, LIKE THE DUMBASS MEN YOU ARE, HEELS OVER HEAD, RATHER THAN, HEAD OVER HEELS, THAT WILL GET YOU MORE THAN, REELS OF FILMS MADE FOR THE CIA! I GET "REAL WINS" THAT ARE LASTING AND HAVE A HUGE ASS IMPACT, NOT ON JUST MISSOULA, MONTAN, THE UNITED STATES, BUT THE WORLD! FUCK, WHILE THESE ASS WIPES ARE GLOBETROTTING, BANKING ON MY BANK AND SKILLS, YOU ARE CHASING ME? FUCK? THIS IS ENTIRELY SHOCKING, JUST COME SPEND A SECOND OR TWO, WATCHING THE "SHIT STORM" EACH TIME, I BEAT, THE BITCHES, ON THE INTERNET, THEN THE "HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE" STEPS IN TO COVER THE HAGS, THAT YOU SEE AS FUCKING GODS! WHEN, I DIDN'T DO, ONE THING, I DID ALL THINGS THEY ARE CLAIMING, MALE AND FEMALE! FUCK! HARD TO BELIEVE, HUFF! CIA MANTRA, THAT THESE TOYS ARE TRAINED IN, NOW TRAINING TRUMP, WIHT ALL THE STOOGES, IN TRUMPLAND, COPS AND MILITARY, ARE TAUGHT, "DENY EVERYTHING, ADMIT TO NOTHING!" TRUMP IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THIS BULL SHIT! THIS IS ALL MADE FOR TV, EVEN WITH KIM JUNG UN, AND PRESIDENT XI, PUTIN, ASSAD AND ALL! YOU SEE, THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO US, CHEAP TRICKS, LASER SHOWS, FLASH AND GLAM, THEATER AND DRAMA, TO ACHIEVE, THEIR ENDS, OF WORLD DOMINATION, SO, THAT DRUGS, POT IS THEIR FAV., SEX AND ROCK'N ROLL, RULE, WHERE THE MONEY IS FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS FOR FREE! GET ON THE FREE PIN, GRAVEY TRAIN, WHILE THESE DUMBASSES, IN A JEALOUS, ENVIOUS RAGING HATRED FOR ME, CAPITALIZE ON COPS, PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES WHO HATE ME! LIKE MY SON-IN-LAW, SAID, THEY HATE YOU BECAUSE, YOU MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID . . . DUH . . . THEY ARE STUPID! THIKING WITH YOUR DICKS, COCKS, PENIS, IN NOT, GOING TO GET YOU ANYWHERE "REAL" . . . I MAY GET YOU IN THE CIA "REEL" FILMS THEY ALL GATHER TO OOOHHH AND AHHHH EACHOTHER, WHILE THEY WATCH EACHOTHER, FUCKING THEIR WIVES, CONCUBINES AND GIRLFRIENDS, OR SPIRITUAL WIVES! BRETT, BRETT, BRETT! HUGH HEFNER II, ALLAN, AKA, FRANK, AKA, AB, ABSOLUTE BASTARD! JACK, TONY, MY FATHER, KENNEDY, MILES, HOWARD, PHIL, TEH BOYZ CLUBZ, WHO HAVE LIKELY ENTICED MY DARLING SON, ELLIOT, HOT TO TROTT TOO, INTO THEIR BULL SHIT, BOOB CRAZED, CLUB, OF FAKE TIT WORSHIP! TRY, EASTER MASS, OR SERVICES, YOU WILL FIND, LASTING FULFILLMENT, JOY AND ETERNAL LOVE AND HAPPINESS, THAT LASTS BEYOND THE MOVIE YOU ARE WATCHING ON A "REEL" OF LIVE, SEX TAPES! THESE JACK ASSES TAKE PRIDE IN PERFORMANCE . . . NO, START FROM SCRATCH, CREATE, DESIGN, WRITE, RAISE, AND THEN, YOU CAN COMPARE . . . BAD MOMS, COVERED BY BAD DADS, BUT GREAT COPS, DOESN'T CLEANS THE SINS, OR THE CRIMES! IN THE LAST WEEK, TWO LIBERAL BLACK JUDGES WERE MURDERED, MAFIA OR MOB, GANGLAND STYLE . . . WHAT CRIMES ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN A BLIND EYE TO? WHAT FRIENDS, DEEP IN THIS SHIT ARE YOU WILLING TO LET, KILL, MAIM, ROB, LIE, STEAL AND TAKE CREDIT? FASCISM: DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS AND NO LIMITS . . . THAT IS WHAT GOT ME HERE, AND THEM IN MY PLACE, WHIC IS TOTAL BULL SHIT! IF THIS IS DARWINISM, DOG EAT, DOG, SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, I HAVE TAKEN DOWN A FUCKING NATION OF COPS, FROM "HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICES" OF 30,000 NSA CYBER SPIES, TO YOUR LOCAL, BEAT COPS! A LITTLE RESPECT IS IN ORDER . . . IF AND WHEN, AND ONLY THEN, CAN YOU COMPARE THEM TO ME, MINUS ALL I HAVE DONE OR MY KIDS, LET THEM BE THEM, NOT ME, COMPETING AGAINST, THE FUCKED UP, FRAMED, BULL SHIT, CRIMES, THEY HAVE DONE THAN, FORCED ONTO MY RECORD, MAKING ME DEFEND AGAINST . . . I AM THE ONE, INNOCENT! I FIRMLY BELIEVE, THAT, MY SON, ELLIOT, NOW, GUITARIST, FOR "THE DITCH & THE DELTA" WAS FRAMED FOR MURDER, NONETHELESS, SO THE COPS, WHO COULDN'T STAND TO HAVE, MY SON, A ROCK STAR, GOD'S REVOLVER, ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER, MANY WINS, I HAVE UNDER MY BELT, SO MANY WINS, IT IS SCARY OR DIVINE . . . TELL BILL GATES, NOW, AMAZON'S BEZOS, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD, THAT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS OR THAT, JUST BECAUSE, BUYING SPACE, MADE HIM, RICH, LIKE MY BLOG HAS MADE ME, BUT I NEVER SEE A GOD DAMNED DIME, DUE TO "HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICES" THAT, ARE SHOCKING IN THEIR ORCHESTRATION AND DELIVERY, TAKING TIME AND RESOURSES, THAT, WELL, COME FROM ME, USED AGAINST ME, BY ME . . . PLAYING ME! WHAT ARE WE GOIING TO TOLERATE, IN PRESIDENT TRUMP? GAME, LIP TRIX, HOT NUDES OF HIS WIFE, MELANIA, A HOT DAUGHTER, IS THAT ENOUGH, WHEN, OUR LUNACY, MIGHT END US IN WWIII, IF IT IS "REAL" OR KIM JUNG UN, YOUNG THINKS IT IS "REAL?" WHEN IN REALITY, IT IS CHEST THUMBING, BUMPING AND GRINDING, BEDROOM HOPPING, AND BUNNY, SHOPPING? HOW FAR ARE WE GOING TO GO WITH THIS REVENGE FOR MITT ROMNEY'S LOSS, FOR MCCAIN AND LOONEY TOON, PALIN, AKA, RACHEL, A UNITED FLIGHT ATTENDANT!? GOD, THIS IS A JOKE, OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS, THAT COULD GET US ALL KILLED . . . THEY WANT WORLD PEACE, BUT THROUGH, BRIBES, SEX, DRUGS, ROCKIN' ROLL, FUN, EXCITEMENT, TO KEEP THE TROOPS ENTERTAINED, RATHER THAN, JUST HARD WORK, CLASSY, TRAINED SKILL AND PLANNING WORTH, ADMIRATION, THAT IS BRILLIANT, WONDERFUL, DIRECTIVE AND INSPIRING? CHEAP KNOCK OFFS, LOSE THEIR SHINE IN BED AND IN BOARDROOMS! GO FOR REAL, GO FOR COOL, GO FOR LASTING PEACE . . . WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN . . . NOW GET ON THOSE TWO MURDERS OF JUDGES! WE DON'T NEED A REPUBLICAN WORLD. OF ALL THE FUCKED UP BORING SHIT? I'M GOING TO BASK IN THE SON . . . TELL EVERYONE TO LIGHTEN UP! WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HITLER! WE HAVE BEEN THERE,, DONE THAT! DEAL WITH REALITY, OR REALITY WILL DEAL WITH YOU . . . NO ONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO PULL THIS OFF, CHEAP, SHODE, AND GAMING! SEX HAS IT'S PLACE, BUT NOT IN THE WAR-ROOM, OR THE STATE DEPARTMENT . . . HILLARY MAY THREATEN YOU, AND SO MAY I, BUT AT LEAST YOU WOULD BE IN THE HANDS OF THE SMARTEST PERSON I THE ROOM, RATHER THAN THE DUMBEST . . . AND IT MATTERS WHO IS IN THE ROOM! GOD? I FIRMLY, BELIEVE, THAT, MY 4TH HUSBAND, PROXY, FOR ALLAN REX BESS, AKA, FRANK OF INTERPOL, AB, ABSOLUTE BASTARD, IS A FUCKING NAZI AND BEHIND THE BLACK JUDGE'S BEING KILLED, MOB STYLE, IN CHICAGO, AND NEW YORK, WITH THE FEMALE JUDGE, BOTH BLACK, SHIELA AND COLLINS, FOUND FLOATING FACE DOWN, IN THE RIVER, IS HIS DOINGS . . . THIS MAN, IS A BIGOT, RACIST ON STERIODS WHO, SHOCKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, AT HIS ATTITUDES OF HATRED, BEYOND, UNCONSCIONABLE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA! HE IIS OF GERMAN DESCENT, IF THAT HELPS WITH HIS "REAL" NAME, HAVING USED, A "REEL" NAME . . . BUT, I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH, VITRIOL, HATRED, SPEWED FROM SOMEONE'S MOUTH, SHORTLY BEFORE, I LEFT AND TOOK OFF TO MONTANA! TRUMP FITS HIS BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYED, FAT ASS, GOLDEN BOY . . . YOU SEE, THE DOUBLE STANDARD? SHIT, TRUMP, LOOKS LIKE SHIT! MOST OF US, THICKEN UP, LATER IN LIFE . . . LOOK A WILLIAM SHATTNER, MARLON BRANDO, ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND I AM SURE THERE WOULD NOT BE A MARILYN MONROE, WORSHIP, HAD SHE LIVED BEYOND, AGE 34 . . . SAME WITH JAMES DEAN! MOST PEOPLE, START TO AGE AND LOSE THEIR DESIRE TO MOVE AND EXERCISE, AT LEAST MOST, SEE DIFFERENT JOYS IN LIFE, THAN, JUST BEING THIN AND WAISTING TONS OF TIME, EXERCISING . . . WHAT WOULD I TAKE, WISDOM OR BEAUTY . . . I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE BOTH, BUT, I WOULD SURELY TAKE WISDOM, TO INSPIRE, CHANGE, AND BOLSTER AND FLEDGING WORLD, JUST LIKE I AM DOING . . . THERE IS NOT A MAN, ALIVE, RIGHT NOW, WHO, GIVES ME MORE JOY, PLEASURE OR COULD COMPETE WITH THIS BLOG AND THE ENDLESS, PAYMENT I GET FROM IT, BY WAY OF INFLUENCE FOR THE GOOD, FOR THE HEALTHY, FOR LOVE, OR GROWTH, FOR, BEING THE BEST YOU CAN BE! THE CULTURE IS CHANGING, THE WORLD IS CHANGING . . . THE DAY OF THE FIGHTING MAN IS OVER, WOMEN WILL SAVE CIVILIZATION! AND WE ARE! MOVE OVER, IT IS OUR TURN! DEAL WITH IT!

HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE SERVICES, MORMONS, KINGDOM BUILDERS, CONFUSED WITH NATION BUILDERS, THE IDEA OF KINGS AND QUEENS, PRINCES AND PRINCESSES, AS IF THESE FUCKS, HAVE THE POWER TO DETERMINE JACK SHIT . . . YESTERDAY, I HAD, WHAT I AM ASSUMING, A FED, PROBABLY FROM WASHINGTON, D.C., RANK AND FILE OF ALLEGED, HOT DOGS, WHO, JUST SHOWED UP ON THE BUS, ON DAY, A YEAR OR SO AGO, ACTING LIKE HE KNEW ME, WHEN, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE, SO, I ASSUMED A FED, ALONE THE LOOKS AND RUGGEDNESS OF JAMES KENNEDY, TRYING TO SEND MY TYPE, GOOD LUCK, I GO FORM, BALD TO HAIRY, FAT TO FIT, FUNNY TO SERIOUS, SMART, BUT NOT TO DUMB . . . BUT, LIKE I SAID, MEN, JUST THINK I AM DYING FOR ONE OF THEM, OR PINING OVER MISSING SEX, OR NEED A BIG STRONG SHOULDER TO CRY ON, TO VALIDATE THEIR WORTH IN LIFE . . . AND IT IS JUST NOT TRUE, I SEE MEN, BASICALLY, AS AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, THAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WOULD LIKE ONE, BUT, NOT ALL THE TIME AND ONLY WHEN, I WANT ONE, WHICH IS A RARE DAY AND OCCASION, BUT IT COMES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!  BUT THIS DUDE, COMES AND GOES, AND SHOWED UP, YESTERDAY, IN MCDONALD'S AND I WAS BUGGED, EVEN SEEING HIM THERE . . . I TRIED TO PUSH PASSED HIM, BUT HE SAW ME, GOING TO THE RESTROOM, BEING INVOLVED IN WATCHING NEWS, JUST TAKING A MUCH, DELAYED BREAK . . . HE SAYS I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, AND I WAS LIKE, DO YOU HAVE TO?  OKAY, COME OVER . . . HE FOLLOWS ME, SITS DOWN, AND I SAY, OKAY WHAT DO YOU WANT?  HE, RUSHED BY ME, BLURTS OUT, THAT HE NEEDS, THE NUMBER OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND HE HAS SOME, CONSPIRACY THING, HAPPENING THAT IS EVASIVE AND BIZZARE, JUST, THINKS I CAN RELATE, OR SOMETHING, SO, IN A NEW YORK SECOND, I GIVE HIM THE NUMBER TO THE WHITE HOUSE . . . I GRAB THE PAPER ON HIS TRAY, KNOCKING HIS BURGER OFF, AND HE IS SHOCKED AND TELLS ME TO TAKE IT EASY, WHATEVER, THEN, I SAID YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES, AND THEN, I AM BACK TO MY NEWS, I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED FROM . . . HE LOOKED SHOCKED AND MADE ONE OF THE DUMBEST, BUT REVEALING STATEMENTS, THAT COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE BRETT AND KAY, KING AND QUEEN, BOOK OF SHIT, MORMON STYLE, NEITHER, KNOWING JACK SHIT ABOUT THE TEMPLE OR MORMONISM, BUT EMMERSING THEMSELVES WITH MORMONS ON ALL SIDES, ALL GLAD TO FUCK ME, AND MAKE RACHEL, AND THE GIRLZ ME . .  BUT HE SAID, SOMETHING LIKE, A STREET QUEEN, NEEDS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH . . . AND THOUGHT, OH, NO, THIS SHIT . . . EVEN NEWS COMMENTATORS, ARE CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE, THE PALACE OR MAYBE THEY ARE REFERRING TO MAR-A-LAGO, TRYING TO BRING THE "MONARCH PROJECT" TO FRUITION?  I JUST ROLLED MY EYES AT HIM, LIKE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE . . . HE SAID, YOU SHOULD BE HONORED TO TALK TO ME!  SO, WHY THE FUCK, DON'T YOU TELL ME, WHO, I AM REALLY TALKING TO, BECAUSE, I MET YOU ON THE STREETS, AT A HOMELESS SHELTER, AND I CAN'T SEE, YOUR SERVICE TO THE COUNTRY OR TO THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, AND YOU ARE EXPECTING ME TO DIG ON A DIRT BAG, SHIT HEAD, FROM THE STREETS, THEN, HE MENTIONS SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A HOUSE, OR APARTMENT, AND I AM LIKE, WELL, I CAN'T DECIDE WHERE I WANT TO LIVE, THAT'S ALL . . . HE SAID, ALMOST SHAKING, "YOU BE NICE!"  WHY?

SHE ALL THE BOYZ CLUB, HAVE THIS LITTLE GAME, LIKE I AM COOL, WILL SHE LOVE ME, BEING A DIRT BAG HOMELESS DUDE?  I TREAT THEM AND TAKE THEM, AS IF THEY ARE TELLING THE TRUTH, LIVING THE TRUTH, LIKE I AM, BUT FOR THE BILLIONS, I SHOULD HAVE, BUT FOR HE GIRLZ THEY ARE HELPING, "PLAY ME" . . . SO, I DON'T HAVE A DOSSIER, AND I AM CREDENTIAL ORIENTED, AS THEY ARE, AND THEY GET ONE ON ME, SO THEY ARE IMPRESSED, AND SHOUJLD BE!  BUT I AM NOT . . . I KNOW WHO I AM, AND IT WOULD GO MUCH BETTER WITH ME, BEING "REAL" INSTEAD OF "REEL!" MADE FOR TV, AND I AM SURE THAT HE WAS WIRED, OR SOMETHING AND THE HOSTILE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, WAS PROBABLY LAUGHING AT ME, AS I WAS . . . TRY JUST MEETING ME, BEING YOURSELF . . . I AM KIND OF LIKE THE RICH GUY, WHO WANTS TO KNOW, IF HE IS LOVED FOR HIMSELF OR HIS MONEY, SO HE PLAYS POOR . . . I AM BEAUTIFUL, I KNOW THAT, AND IF I LOST WEIGHT, I COULD GET BASICALLY ANYONE, I WANT, WITHIN, ABOUT, A 2O YEAR AGE RANGE, UP OR DOWN, BECAUSE, EVEN HOMELESS AND FAT, I ALREADY DO!  LOL!  BUT, THIN, WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT ME?  BIGGEST FUCKING BLOGGER IN THE WORLD?  HOTTEST ATTORNEY, IN CIVIL RIGHTS, HAVING SO MANY WINS UNDER MY BELT THAT IT WOULD SHOCK FUCKING ANYONE?  SO, GETTING THIN, IS LIKE HAVING THE MONEY, IN MAN'S TERMS, KNOWING THAT MOST MEN ARE GOING TO DIG ME LIKE THEY HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT, I WANT SOMEONE FUN, EASY TO BE WITH, COOL, LOVES THE OUTDOORS, SEES, SEX AS A PRIVILEGE,  NOT AN EXPECTATION, NOT COMMON, SLEEZY, OR FUNKY, JUST LOVE, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS . . . I LOVED THE LINE FROM THE MOVIE, "DEAR JOHN" WHEN, THE SPECIAL FORCES GUY, SAVES THIS CHICK'S PURSE, THIS OTHER GUY, KNOCKS IN THE WATER . . . BOYFRIEND OF SORTS IN JEALOUS OF NEWCOMER, BUT, THE NEWSOME, FALL IN LOVE, REAL LOVE, NOT IN LUST, BUT REAL LOVE, LASTING LOVE, WHICH IS WHAT I AM GOING FOR . . . BUT SHE TELLS THE NEW GUY, AS IF TO SAY, JUST RELAX, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM, BUT HE THINKS HE LOVES ME, HE JUST HASN'T REALIZED YET, THAT I AM NOT HIS TYPE!  MOST OF THESE GUYS ARE SHALLOW, SKIN DEEP, DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT, BRAINS, I AM JUST A TROPHY TO HIM, SOMEONE TO SAY HE GOT, LIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS, I FUCKED, JOANN S. SECRSIT, WHO IS OLDER NOW, NOT AS HOT AS WHEN SHE KICKED OUR ASSES BACK, 20 YEARS AGO . . . THAT IS A LONG ASS TIME AND I KICK YOUR ASSES EVERYDAY NOW!  I JUST WANT SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME, THE SOUL OF  ME, WHO I AM, NOT WHAT I HAVE DONE!  WHICH IS LEGIONS!  I AM CHANGING THE WORLD DAILY, BUT, THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE LOVED FOR . . . JUST LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, MY SMILE, MY LOVE OF NATURE, MY GOODNESS, MY QUIRKS, NOTHING MUCH MORE IS REQUIRED, PRETTY HAPPY CAMPER!  THAT IS ONE THING, THAT BRETT LOVED, IN ME, I WAS ALWAYS HAPPY, NEVER MOODY, KAY, LOW MAINTAINANCE, FUN, COULD GET DOWN AND DIRTY, WITHOUT BEING, NASTY, INTO SEX, BUT NOT SEX CRAZED, EVER READY BATTERY, IF I FEEL, LOVED, SAFE AND CAN TRUST SOMEONE!  A HILL WITH SUNFLOWERS, MAKES ME ENDLESSLY HAPPY, I WOULD RATHER A HOT DOG OVER, A FIRE, THAN, A HIGH PRICED RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK, TOO MUCH WORK . . . JUST GIVE ME A BACK ROAD, A LAKE, A MOON, AND A TRUCK TAILGATE AND YOU HAVE ALL YOU NEED, TO TAKE ME WAY DOWN!

I DON'T WANT TO BE A QUEEN, PRINCESS, OR LIVE IN A PALACE, I WANT TO BE, WHERE ALL PEOPLE ARE EQUALS, WITH JUSTICE FOR ALL, PROSPERITY FOR ALL, WOULD SHARE EVERY LAST DIME . . . I NEVER DID ANY OF THIS FOR MONEY, NEVER, EVER, COULDN'T, WOULDN'T . . . JUST WANT, A MORE PERFECT UNION, MORE PERFECT WORLD, AND WONDERFUL WORLD, AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT, TO BE WONDERFUL!

THAT'S ME!