HOMICIDE, HOMICIDE, HOMICIDE . . . ROCK ON THE RANGE--THE FACE (KOONZ) . . . CELL PHONE MCDRAMA. OXFORD "GARBAGE" OMLET. CARPE SHMEAREM . . . JARDINA . . . JARHEAD OR MARINE, SWIMMING POOL ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE . . . MISTAKEN IDENTITY? TWO SHERIFFS--HEADING TO AQUATIC CENTER OVER ORANGE ST. BRIDGE--CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATORS OR CIS COMING BACK TO COP SHOP, OVER ORANGE STREET BRIDGE? BLONDE WITH BLACK TWO PIECE SWIM SUIT, WITH MESH POKE-A-DOT ATTACHMENT, TALKING TO MARINE, ABOUT 65 YEARS OLD, JUST PRIME FOR VIENTNAM ERA, CREW CUT, GREY HAIR, 5'7" TALL, AVERAGE BUILD, BUT MEAN ASS FACE, MAYBE OUT OF UTAH! TWO UNDERCOVER COPS WORKING THE POV., MAYBE A FEW FEMALE COPS, RUSSIAN MAFIA CHICK? THINGS LIGHT UP WHEN I COME TO TOWN, SAME WITH WHEN I SHOWED UP IN COURT, OR WHATEVER GOVERNMENT AGENCY I WORKED FOR . . . SUPER STAR STATUS HIDDEN BY HOMELESSNESS--SURE THAT IS PLANNED--HUMAN NATURE TO THINK THE WORST, RADIO GUY, TALKING ABOUT THE HOMELESS--URINE SOILED PANTS, FECE COVERED . . . REALLY, THE TWO UNDERCOVER COPS, HOMELESS . . . HARLEY AND MARLEY! GOOD LOOKIN', PROBABLY A WHOLE LOT BETTER LOOKIN' THAT RADIO SHOW HOSTS! LOL! DON'T FORGET, I MET JAMES "ANGEL" KENNEDY AT THE BUTTE RESCUE MISSION . . . JUST LOOKS LIKE A 20 YEAR OLDER VERSION OF JFK JR., VOTED SEXIEST MAN ALIVE . . . AND I DON'T LOOK THAT BAD EITHER . . . THREE SETS OF 30 AND UNDER GUYS HIT ON ME, AND THAT IS WITH 100 BLS. EXTRA . . . GOTTA DIG THESE MONTANA GUYS, SO HORNY! LOL! YOUNG GUY CAME AND SAT BY ME ON BENCH, AFTER I CROSSED UNDER MADISON ST., ON WALKING BRIDGE--I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, ARE YOU OKAY? HE SAID, "JUST ADMIRING." WELL, GO ADMIRE SOMEWHERE ELSE, I AM OLD . . . HE LOOKED AT ME PUZZLED, UNTIL I SAID, "60!" HE WENT BACK TO HIS PERCH UNDER THE PINE TREE! LOL! FUN, FUN, FUN . . . IN ACTS OF COURTLY LOVE, A POLYENISIAN CLIFF DIVER, SHOWING OFF ACTS OF COURAGE BY STANDING BACKWARD ON THE BRIDGE, JUMPING TO THE CABLE UP A LEVEL AND THEN, DOING A BACK FLIP OFF THE BRIDGE! NICE . . . SOME OLD LADIES, PROBABLY MY AGE, LOL, ASKED ME IF I WAS WITH THE TWO BRIDGE DIVERS . . . NO, THEY ARE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE MY SONS . . . AND IF I COULD GATHER FROM MY CHILDRENS, PROTECTIVE SILENCE, NOT SURE IF IT WAS TO PROTECT ME FROM LEARNING, THAT ELLIOT, BASSIST AT THE TIME, IN A GOD'S REVOLVER NATIONWIDE TOUR, ALLEGEDLY JUMPED OFF AN 80 FOOT CLIFF, WHILE SAUCED UP ON WHISKY! GOOD QUOTE, WHICH 8 YEARS LATER, I AM SURE MY SON REALIZES . . . I MUST HAVE TOSSED THE NOTE, BUT IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE, HARD WORK IS MORE SATISFYING THAN WHISKY! GREAT SHIRT ON SOME GUY AT BURGER KING, YESTERDAY AT LUNCH: "THEY CALL ME PAPA . . . BECASUE BEING FREAKIN' AWESOME, GRAND KIDS SPOILIN', COUNTRY LOVIN', GUN TOTIN' BADASS, IS NOT AN OFFICIAL TITLE! I WAS THINKING OF STEALING THE SLOGAN, REPLACING PAPA WITH MAMA, BUT THE GUN SIDE OF IT DIDN'T WORK . . . SCARED I WOULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS PISTOL TEMPER OF MINE . . . HOWEVER, HANDS WORK TOO, FELT LIKE STRANGLING SOME CHICK, WHOM I AM SURE THE COPS ARE PAYING TO PISS ME OFF, KNOWING MY TEMPER THROUGH MY VENTS IN MY BLOG . . . SHE SHOWED UP YESTERDAY MORNING AT ST. PAT'S HOSPITAL, WHERE I WAS SNEAKING IN A BLOG, BETWEEN EMPLOYEE SHIFTS, SO THAT I DIDN'T TAKE ANY OF THEIR TIME, DURING BREAK, AND THIS POV. CHICK, COMES IN AND SAYS, AFTER I HAD BEEN ON THE COMPUTER SINCE 5:30 A.M., AND IT WAS ABOUT 7:30 A.M., THAT SHE NEEDED THE COMPUTER I WAS ON, BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO WATCH MOVIES . . . REALLY, I WILL BE ABOUT 30 MORE MINUTES, THAT IS WHY I AM FINISHING THIS ATTEMPTED HIT OR ASSASSINATION ON ME, TODAY, BUT SHE SAID, DO WHATEVER YOU FELL RIGHT ABOUT . . . I FEEL RIGHT ABOUT YOU MOVING OVER TO THE FAR TABLE, NOT SITTING THREE FEET AWAY, WATCHING ME UNTIL I AM FINISHED . . . NO, I THINK I WILL SIT RIGHT HERE! WHATEVER, SHE IS SO NOT WORTH CHOKING AND GOING TO JAIL OVER, SO I CALMLY TOOK THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, TO FINISH THE BLOG, BUT NOT THE WAY I WANTED TO . . . NOT BECAUSE OF HER, BUT BECAUSE I WAS ON THE EMPLOYEE COMPUTERS, HATE TO PUT THEM OUT, WHICH I GENERALLY ONLY USE WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY OWN COMPUTER, OR THE LEARNING CENTER OR LAW SCHOOL ARE CLOSED. BUT I FINISHED, AND SAID, IT IS ALL YOURS . . . AND REMEMBER, THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM . . . I HAVE BEEN UP SINCE 3:00 A.M., AND SHE SAID, SOMETHING THAT WAS A DUMB AS SHE IS . . . I DON'T HAVE TO CHEAT--WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? I AM SURE, SHE IS ON THE COP/SISTER PAYROLL, BECAUSE ONE NIGHT, I WENT IN TO DO MY JOB AT THE POV. SWEEPING AND MOPPING THE WOMEN'S DORM BATHROOMS, THAT ARE QUITE LARGE . . . THIS SAME CHICK WAS TAKING A SHOWER, SHE PEEKED HER UGLY MUG OUT AND STARED AT ME, AS IF I WAS GOING TO STEAL HER SHIT . . . THERE IS NOTHING I WANT YOU HAVE, AND NOTHING YOU HAVE I WANT TO SEE! BUT FUNNY, LAST NIGHT AFTER I CAME DOWN FOR CHECK IN, SHE WAS SITTING NEAR THE WALL, FIRST ON YOU COME TO FROM THE ELEVATOR, AND SHE PROMPTLY GOT UP AND WENT OVER TO THE TABLE ALL THE JESUS FREAKS SIT AT ALL DAY AND PLAY CARDS, PONITIFICATING ON THE GOSPEL, GOD AND CHRIST! SHE CRAWLED ON THE GROUND WITH THE DOG, PROBABLY HOPING I DIDN'T NOTICE, BUT I AM SURE, SHE PROBABLY GOT RATTED OUT BY THE EMPLOYEES, WHO HAVE SEEN ME FOR ABOUT THREE YEARS OFF AND ON, USING THEIR COMPUTERS, WONDERING IF I AM STAFF OR NOT . . . THE BRA-LESS BITCH, LOOKS HOMELESS AND HAS THE MOST ANNOYING VOICE, SOUTHERNER I THINK, THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD . . . HIGH PITCHED AND WHINEY! BLAH! IF MY KIDS WANTED A QUICK TRIP TO THE BEDROOM AND THE DOOR SHUT, ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS WHINE . . . I WOULD SAY, YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU CAN BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING--PERIOD! AND THEY ARE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS . . . OBVIOUSLY, THIS OBNOXIOUS CHICK, WAS RAISED BY SOMEONE LIKE RACHEL, KAY, SHELLEY, SUE OR TIFF . . . HELICOPTER MOTHERS . . . OH, DID YOU GET YOUR BLANKIE? BLAH . . . THAT IS WHY MY DAUGHTER IS UP BEING A HOT SHOT FIREFIGHTER . . . SHE IS TOUGH! MADE MOM TOUGH! LOL! AS WE SPEAK, WHINEY BITCH, IS SITTING ON ONE OF THE 10 COMPUTERS AT THE LEARNING CENTER . . . SHE HAS NEVER BEEN AT THE EMPLOYEES COMPUTERS, NOR THESE, IN THE LAST MONTH . . . SO SOMEONE IS PUTTING HER UP TO IT, AND THERE ARE TWO COPS, OUT DIRECTING TRAFFIC, SO I ASKED THE EQUIVALENT TO THE PINK LADIES, BUT I GUESS, THE BLUE MEN, GUY, WHAT THE BOBCAT BACKHOE WAS DOING--MAKING MORE PARKING--NO, HE SAID, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE JUST DIGGING UP THE SMALL GROUND COVER OR WEEDS IN THE AREA BETWEEN THE SIDEWALK AND THE ASPHALT! AS I CAME AROUND THE CORNER FROM EINTSEIN BROS. BAGELS, TO THE HOSPITAL, I NOTICED THEM, PROMPTLY TURNED AND WENT TO THE BUS SHELTER TO CATCH A BUS OVER TO THE LAW SCHOOL, AVOIDING THE POSSIBILITY, THAT ME RATTING OUT LOCAL COPS, AT THE SWIMMING POOL, WHO WHISKED THEIR FAMILIES THROUGH THE POOL PARTY AREA, RATHER THAN GOING INTO THE DRESSING ROOMS, LIKE YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO . . . SO THE UNIFIED POLICE FORCE, IS COVERING THEIR ASSES, LIKE NORMAL, AND GOING AFTER MINE, FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING, RATTING OUT DIRTY FUCKIN' COPS . . . ONE HAD ALMOST A BUZZ, FEW DAYS GROWTH, SALT AND PEPPER HAIR, WITH A VERY DISTINCT STREAK OF GREY ON ON ONE SIDE . . . THREE DAUGHTERS, A VERY BUSTY WIFE, TO BE EXPECTED, BUT SHE WAS A BIT PLUMP TOO, AND HE MAY HAVE HAD A VERY LARGE TATTOO, THICK, DECORATIVE SWIRLS, ALL OVER THE LEFT SHOULDER. ANOTHER COP, HAD A CROSS TATOO BETWEEN HIS SHOULDER BLADES, ABOUT 5 INCHES LONG, WITH OTHER STUFF ON THE SIDE . . . BUZZ HAIR . . . ABOUT A FEW DAYS GROWTH ALSO, AND A THIRD COP, SHOWED UP, ABOUT THE TIME THE POOL WAS CLOSING, SO? HE HAD LONGER HAIR, A REDHEADED WIFE, BOTH AVERAGE BUILD, AND THEY JUST SAT IN THE HOT TUB . . . BUT, I THINK THE LITTLE REDHEADED KID, WITH THE SHAVED HEAD, THAT REMINDED ME OF ELLIOT, MY SON, ROCK STAR, BUT AT AGE 9 OR 10, AND ALSO WITH A BLONDE HAIRED OLDER SISTER, WITH KIND OF SQUARE HIGH HIPS! THAT IS ABOUT THE BEST I CAN DO . . . ALTHOUGH THE TWO GIRLS WHO, DIDN'T SEEM WITH THE GROUP, ALONG WITH THE POSSIBLE VICTIM, IF THERE WAS ONE . . . MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR ME . . . I AM SURE THE MARINE WAS TOLD THAT I LOOKED YOUNGER THAN I AM . . . BUT THE CHICK HE TALKED TO, DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WITH THE STAGED CREW, ALL SHOWING UP WITH LITTLE TIME LEFT ON THE CLOCK . . . BUT SHE HAD SHOULDER LENGTH, BLONDE HAIR, APPEARED TO BE AN OLDER SIBLING, WATCHING A YOUNGER ONE, NOT GOING IN THE WATER, LOOKING VERY CUTE, AND SHE WAS ABOUT 20 SOMETHING, OR LATE TEENS, SO HE WAS WAY OFF ON HIS AGE, BUT I WAS IN THE WATER, MOST OR THE TIME DOING WATER AEROBICS, SO HE PROBABLY THOUGHT IT MUST BE HER . . . SINCE SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD REMOTELY FIT THE DESCRIPTION . . . HARD TO TELL AGES, YOUNGER GIRLS LOOK OLDER, OLDER ONES LOOK YOUNGER . . . BUT HE WAS WAY OFF! AS MANY HAVE BEEN IN THE PAST, FOLLOWING WOMEN WHO WERE MUCH YOUNGER OR MUCH OLDER THAN MYSELF . . . I CAN PULL OFF ABOUT 30 TO 60 ON ANY GIVEN DAY! LOL! BUT, THE MARINE, WAS SCOPING THE PLACE, WHEN I FIRST NOTICE HIM, AND THOUGHT HE WAS ACTING LIKE HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME, NOT THE NORMAL WAY OF GOING SWIMMING AND COPS HAD BEEN AFTER ME ALL MORNING, AND LATER MARINES HAD BEEN, AT THE CARAS PARK CAROSEL AND DISCOVERY CENTER . . . LATER, HE MADE HIS WAY OVER TO THIS YOUNG GIRL, AND WAS TALKING WITH HER . . . I WATCHED, FROM OVER BETWEEN THE TWO STAIRS, WHERE I LIKE TO DO SOME OF MY EXERCISES . . . HE CAME LATE, SO HE WOULD HAVE MISSED THE EXERCISES I DID, THAT WOULD HAVE REVEALED MY BLACK AND WHITE POKE-A-DOT SWIMSUIT, THAT I HAD WRITTEN IN . . . THE YOUNG CHICKS, MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN BECAUSE OF THE MESH, THAT HAD HOLES, BUT NOT THE SIZE OF MY POKE-A-DOTS, BUT, WITHOUT SEEING MY SUIT, SHE WAS THE NEXT LIKELY CHOICE! HE DID, HOWEVER, COME GET IN THE HOT TUB WITH ME, BUT HE SEEMED IN A TRANCE LIKE STATE, ALMOST MEDITATING ON WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO, WHICH STRUCK ME AS STRANGE . . . LAYING BACK, EYES CLOSED, AND FLOATING, RELAXING, BUT IT WAS INTENSE MEDITATION, LIKE HE WAS PREPARING FOR SOMETHING . . . I FELT SAFE BY THAT TIME, BECAUSE WHAT WAS HE GOING TO DO, KILL ME IN THE HOT TUB . . . NEVER CONSIDERED THE WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM . . . BUT EASY! LOUD RACKET, WITH SHOWER GOING, GUN SHOT, COULD NOT HAVE BEEN HEARD--BY SWIMSUIT DRYER OR SPIN MACHINE, SCREAMING AND GOING CONSTANTLY FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES, AT LEAST . . . HE COULD HAVE SMASHED THE FIRST STALL DOOR IN, BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING OUT, AND KILLED HER? I AM NOT PRIVY TO THE CIS AND SHERIFF'S REPORTS, BUT THEY MAY HAVE READ MINE, OR SOME OF THE POOL EMPLOYEES, I THINK DO, MANY PEOPLE IN MISSOULA READ IT, BECAUSE I AM WRITING ABOUT THE HOMETOWN, AND THE BLOG, ON 45 DIFFERENT SEARCH ENGINES, AND 5 VERSIONS, AT A MINIMUM OF BLOG MESSED UP TITLES, LIKE THE FIRST ONE, BAD CON LAW CHICK, RATHER THAN BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK . . . START OF THE STEAL! FOR ALL IN KNOW, THE YOUNGER WOMAN, SENT BABY BROTHER INTO THE MEN'S DRESSING ROOMS, AND SHE FOLLOWED ME, AND WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER, HE COULD HAVE COME IN AND KILLED HER, AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER STALL, THAT HAD BEEN HAMMERED SHUT, WITHOUT ME BEING ABLE TO MOVE IT ONE CENIMETER! I FELT STRONGLY, THAT I SHOULD TAKE MY TIME, SEEING THE WEIGHT MACHINES OUTSIDE, GETTING A DRINK, AND NOTICING RUST ON THE METAL . . . "WE RUST", NEW CD, "THE DITCH AND THE DELTA" MUSIC, THE REASON? BUT, I DID TAKE MUCH MORE TIME IN THE SHOWER THAN I NORMALLY DO, JUST RINSING OFF AFTER GETTING A CLOROX BATH FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF PER DAY, FOLLOWED BY A RINSE, TO GET THE CHLORINE OFF! THIS REMINDS ME OF THE POOR SOUL, DRIVING THE FORD TAURUS OUTSIDE, MISSOULA, CONOCO OR PHILLIPS STATION, HIGH ENOUGH AWNINGS TO ALLOW FOR AN RV . . . BUT, I AM SURE THE COPS, THOUGHT IT WAS ME . . . I DROVE UNDER THE AWNING AND NOTICED THE OTHER TAURUS, AND WAITED . . . KNOWING FULL WELL, THEY WERE AFTER ME, FROM BEING WARNED BY A HAMILTON COP, THE NIGHT BEFORE, WITH FIVE EITHER HIGHWAY PATROL, LINING THE FREEWAY, WITH BRIGHTS, RIGHT UP TO THE WHITE LINE, ON THE OUTSIDE LANE, SO I TRANSFERED LANES, SIGNALING FOR SURE (SANDRA BLAND) BUT MAYBE, MOVING INTO THE FAR LANE, MADE A T-BONING ACCIDENT, MORE MESSY . . . BUT, WITH AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM, DRIVER, BEING HIT BY COPS, AS FIRST RESPONDERS, AND ME COMING BY, WITH THE WHEELS OF THE CAR IN THE MEDIUM OR CENTER GRASS AREA, UPSIDE DOWN, WITH ABOUT 7 OR 8 SQUAD CARS, LIGHTS FLASHING, ALREADY ON THE SCENE, PROBABLY WERE BEFORE THE CAR WENT THROUGH, HITTING IT, NOW WITH SERVERAL COPS TO TESTIFY TO WHATEVER FUCKIN' STORY THEY WANTED TO MAKE UP, LIKE . . . WE GOT JOANN S. SECRIST, ATTORNEY, WHO JUST HAPPNED TO FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, TRAVELING AT NIGHT, BUT THAT NIGHT IT WAS JUST AFTER DUSK, SO I WAITED FOR ABOUT A HALF HOUR, UNTIL JUST ABOUT DARK, THEN SAW THE ACCIDENT, RIGHT AROUND HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE I HAD BEEN HIDING AT THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN SHOP, AT THE TIME ON BROOKS STREET, THE NIGHT BEFORE, WHEN I LEFT AT MIDNIGHT FOR HAMILTON . . . BUT ON THE NIGHT, I ALLEGEDLY DIED, IT MUST HAVE ONLY BEEN AROUND 7, MAYBE EARLIER, GIVEN THE TIME CHANGE AND HOW EARLY IT GETS DARK IN THE WINTER . . . MISTAKEN TAURUS, MISTAKEN SWIMSUIT AND WOMAN OR GIRL? I AM STILL ALIVE AND KICKING . . . I CIRCLED THE BUS SHELTER ON BROADWAY, FOLLOWED ANOTHER EMPLOYEE INTO THE HOSPITAL ON THE LOWER FLOOR, NEAR THE LEARNING CENTER, CHECKED IN AT THE RESTROOM FIRST, THEN INTO DO THE BLOG, SHORTER THAN NORMAL, BUT JUST AS POWERFUL, MAYBE MORE . . . BUT THIS UGLY BITCH, ON THE COMPUTERS, SAME ONE AS YESTERDAY, SURE ON THE PAYROLL OF THE COP/SISTER CREW, SISBRO INC., WITH VALIDATION FROM MY INTEL GUY, GOD . . . THIS MORNING, I LEFT THE POV, AT ABOUT 6:30 A.M., GETTING TO EINSTEINS BROS. AT ABOUT 7:00 A.M., CHECK WALMART MONEY CARD, ENDING IN NUMBERS 0192 . . . SHELLEY, PROBABLY HAD MY OLD NUMBER, ENDING IN 1944, BECAUSE WHEN IT BECAME TIME TO GET ANOTHER CARD, WALMART MAILED ON TO ME, THAT NEVER CAME, OR DID AND JOHN BAGBY, ANOTHER DICK ON THE PAYROLL, INTERCEPTED IT, BECAUSE I HAD IT MAILED TO HIS ADDRESS! SHELLEY STEALS THE OLD ONES, TAKES THE NUMBERS, TO MAKE INVESTIGATORS THINK, THAT I AM THE FRAUD, GETTING THE NEW ONE . . . FRANK OF INTERPOL, STOLE THE CARD BEFORE MY 1944, FORCING ME TO CHANGE TO THAT, AND THEN, JOHN INTERCEPTED THAT ONE, AND I HAD TO GET THE 0192, SEEMINGLY THE NEW ONE . . . BUT, I USED THE CARD THIS MORNING TO GET A BLUEBERRY BAGEL WITH STRAWBERRY CREAM CHEESE, AND A DIET COKE . . . CHOICES OF NAMES ON DIET COKE, ONE WAS "RACHEL", I TOOK THE ONE THAT HAD "ANGIE" ON IT . . . I HAVE SAID, I LOOKED LIKE ANGIE DICKENSON, BACK IN THE DAY . . . CHICK AT POV, MS. PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE, KEEPS SAYING, YOU LOOK, JUST LIKE MERYLE STREEP, WHAT I THINK SISTER "RACHEL" LOOKS LIKE, ALMOST EXACTLY, NOSE AND ALL, HAIR ABOUT THE SAME COLOR AND LENGTH! I HAVE A MUCH MORE CHISELED LOOK . . . BUT EASY TO CHECK OUT! ON THE WALK TO EINSTEINS BROS., A WHITE OLDER IMPALA, DROVE BY, SYMBOLISING SHELLEY, SHE USED TO DRIVE A SILVER ONE, IN ABOUT 2004 OR THERE ABOUT, SO THAT SHOWS RELATED TO HER . . . AND THE COPS, THINK I AM HER, AND SHE IS ME . . . WATCH 48 HOURS, "THE PRETENDER" WITH CHRISTIAN LONGO, IMPERSONATING, MICHAEL FINKEL, REPORTER FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES, WHO LIED ABOUT SOMETHING HE REPORTED ON, AND GOT FIRED, BUT CHRISTIAN LONGO, AFTER KILLING HIS WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN, BECOMES FINKEL, AND FINKEL LATER BEFRIENDED LONGO, WROTE A BOOK ON THE STORY, AND SAID . . . LONGO PRETENDED TO BE HIM, AND PLAYED HIM BETTER THAN HE EVEN PRESENTED HIMSELF! SHELLEY IS A STOGGIE OLD BITCH, CRUSTY, BELIEVES THAT LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS, AND CAN SIT IN A HOUSE FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT, NEVER LEAVE, HELL, I WAS AT THE OXFORD BY 3:00 A.M., GETTING A "GARBAGE" OMLET . . . LOVED THE CUTE, YOUNG WOMEN, WHO CROSSED ME AS SHE WENT IN THE OXFORD BATHROOM, AT ABOUT THAT TIME, GLANCING UP TO THE EGYPTIAN WOMAN, WITHOUT A TOP, WITH THE DUDE FROM EGYPT, MAYBE KING TUT, STARING STRAIGHT AT HER BOOBS, WHICH I HAD WRITTEN ABOUT . . . MS. BLONDE BOB HAIR CUT, BLACK TIGHTS, BLACK SKIRT, GRAY SWEATER, BLACK JACKET, ALONG WITH 4 OR 5 FRIENDS, ALSO ORDERED THE "GARBAGE" OMLET! LOL! I ASKED THE CHEF, DUDE WHO HAS WORKS

NSA BLOCKING ME WRITING ABOUT CHEF AT THE OXFORD . . . PROBABLY ON THE LYING PAYROLL, SAYING SUE, OR RACHEL, OR SHELLEY, OR WHOMEVER THE FUCK WAS AT THE OXFORD, GETTING "GARBAGE" OMLET, MORNING OF 7/27/2015, PAID FOR MY, "GARBAGE" OMLET, WITH CASH!  5 OTHER "GARBAGE" OMLETS, WERE ORDERED AT ABOUT THE SAME TIME, SUNDAY MORNING!  THE CHEF, WHEN I TOLD HIM, I WROTE ABOUT HIS SPECIALTY OMLETS, IN MY BLOG, LOOKED AT ME, AS IF . . . YOU!  THEY ARE MESSY TO MAKE, TAKE TIME, FRESH CUT, TOMATOES, GREEN PEPPERS, MUSHROOMS, SAUGAGE, CHEESE, ETC., BUT WAY WORTH IT . . . CAN'T TYPE ANY MORE IN TITLE, PROBABLY BLOCK THIS ALONG TIME AGO . . . EDIT ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT PERSONAL TO ME, GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKERS . . . I AM ME, I HANG AT THE OXFORD, AND OTHER LOCAL PLACES . . . AND, LOVE THAT THE COLLEGE CROWD READS MY BLOG, KNEW ABOUT BOOBS ON EGYPTIAN CHICK, TOPLESS, AND EATS, "GARBAGE" OMLETS, AT 3:00 A.M.!

THIS IS MY ONLY PAY, TO KNOW YOU DIG MY WRITING!  THANKS, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, ME, JOANN S. SECRIST . . . DUDE WITH THE CAST, WORKING AT THE POVERELLO, ASKED ME WHY I WAS GOING SO EARLY . . . DIDN'T GO INTO DETAILS, BUT HE DID GOOGLE, THE HOURS OF THE "LAUGHING GRIZZLY BEAR" RESTAURANT TO SEE IF IT WAS OPEN 24 HOURS, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUN PLACE TO EAT . . . AND IT WAS ON MY WAY TO FRESH LIFE CHURCH, ACROSS RESERVE, NEAR UHAUL, BLUE AWNING, AND HS, SOME TYPE OF HEALTH SERVICES . . .BUT, THEY WERE NOT OPEN, UNTIL 7:00 A.M., WAY TOO LATE FOR THIS EARLY BIRD, ASK THE BITCH, WHO TRIED TO GET THE COMPUTER . . . DUMB HAG, GONE TO LUNCH AT THE POV, RIGHT NOW . . . I AM GOING INTO EAT AT THE "BLARNY STONE GRILL!"  REAL FOOD, GREAT PRICES . . . WILL PUT IT ON MY CREDIT CARD, ENDING IN 0192, OR RATHER, WALLY'S WORLD CASH CARD, HAVEN'T HAD A CREDIT CARD, SINCE 2000 WHEN I GOT POISONED, BUT SHELLEY HAS, UNDER MY NAME, APPLYING FOR EVERY LINE OF CREDIT SHE COULD GET, IN THE "BANDIT" STAGE OF STEALING "GOD'S REVOLVER" MUSIC, BACK IN ABOUT 2006 OR 2007, BY, 2008, HARD ROCK BAND OF THE YEAR!  LOVE YOU ELLIOT, SO PROUD!  LOVE MOM . . . GOOD LUCK ON TOURS . . . WILL PUMP YOUR MUSIC, MAYBE TOMORROW!  LOVE IT!  OLD ROCKERS WILL . . .

P.S., the reason, I wrote about homicide and the possibility of there being another chick, instead of me, that was murdered, just guessing, is that staff came in a woke someone up at around 4:30 A.M., so I got up and went to the restroom, speaking to the blonde staff, who was up waking someone up for work, or something . . . but, I went back to bed, and couldn't go to sleep, or just drifted in and out of sleep, enough to have the same dream or whatever it was, that I had a black and white, baseball hat on, black, on three sides, but white in the front side, black beak, but on the white front panel, of the quad, there were large black letters, block all caps, that said, "HOMICIDE" leaving me wondering what exactly that meant, that there was actually a homicide, because I am not dead, but each time I closed my eyes, thinking I was dismissing this version of me wearing this hat . . . maybe to shed some light on the dead body, but it made me think, that either I was not the target of the hit, or that the Marine made a mistake, especially being so much older than she was, thinking the woman he killed was me . . . and off to the side, someone, said, or added, ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE . . . SO, MAYBE THE COPS CHECKED OUT MY STORY ON THE SHOWER STALL, AND FOUND, THAT YES, IT WAS JAMMED SHUT, AND THE STAFF COULD TESTIFY TO THE SWIMSUIT MACHINE BEING OUT OF SORTS, BECAUSE I ALSO REPORTED THAT, AND SOMEONE ALREADY HAD REPORTED IT . . . ONE OF THE TWO FAT CHICKS WHO GOT OUT OF THE POOL ABOUT 5 MINUTES BEFORE ME . . . NOT IN ON THE GIG!  OR COULD IT HAVE BEEN THE MURDERER?  I ALSO REPORTED, AND THE FRONT COUNTER GIRL, SAID, YEAH, WE ARE ON THAT!  OR WAS I BEING FRAMED FOR THIS GIRL'S MURDER?  SEEING THE SHERIFF SUV, AND THE SHERIFF VEHICLE, AND THE CIS WHITE VAN, LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING MORE IS GOING ON DOWN THERE AT THE SWIM POOL OR THE AQUATIC CENTER?  BUT, I WROTE ABOUT IT IN MY BLOG, LONG BEFORE ANYONE WAS UP, SUNDAY MORNING, STARTING ABOUT 5:30 A.M., NO MACHINES THAT CAN'T BE MANIPULATED ON TIME, LIKE MY COMPUTER, THAT ALWAYS REPORTED WHERE THE ONES CONTROLING MY COMPUTER WERE LOCATED, OR REPORTING PACIFIC TIME FOR KAY, IN SANTA BARBARA OR SHELLEY, IN CALIFORNIA TOO, OR AT TIMES, SHOWING CHICAGO TIME . . . NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EITHER DENVER OR MONTANA TIME, MOUNTAIN, WHERE I ALWAYS WAS!  THAT IS WHY I DITCHED MY COMPUTER, NEXT ONE, I AM HAVING TONS OF FIREWALLS, THAT WERE DOWN, ON THE NEW ONE I TURNED BACK IN, JUST THE 15TH OR 16TH, ACER, AT TARGET, $149.00, RETURN . . . I WILL CONTROL MY COMPUTER!  SO FUCK THE BITCHES AND THE NSA, MORMON CONTROLLED MINIONS, USEFUL IDIOTS, AND TALKING TOYZ, GIRLZ!

SIGNED, SINNING IN MONTANA JOANNA . . . LOL!  I GUESS MURDER DOESN'T COUNT AS A SIN, BUT SWEARING DOES, SO BAD, ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, TO THIS CROWD, MURDER IS JUST COLLATERAL DAMAGE IN THIS WAR AGAINST ME . . . BUT SWEARING IS THE UNPARDONABLE SIN!  LOL!  TYPICAL MO MUFFIN!  FAKE BOOBS AND ALL!  LOL!