WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A WOMAN LIKE THAT? KITTY: WHY DON'T YOU TRY BEING NICE TO HER? BOTH MEN, LOOK AT EACH OTHER, WITH PLANK STARES . . .
In this, little ditty, there is a spunky, somewhat, tomboy, blonde, hottie, who has all the eyes of all the young men in the town, but, she has eyes for one, Mr. Bones. They are long time, girlfriend and boyfriend, and she is about to give up on him and go to San Francisco, and, play guitar in the saloons, meet some, fancy man and get married, settle down and, have some kids. She is blowing him off, when, I come in the show . . . he gets pissed, takes her on his lap, and spanks her, pissing her and me off! That was a common practice in those old movies! John Wayne did it to Marlene O'Hara, in "McLintoch, the other night too! SCREAM. So, she turns her attentions to Chester. She invites him to her house for dinner, and tells him to bring his guitar to carry out on her, plan to get the heck out of town for greener pastures in the big city.
Bones, and hid buddy, just as, uncouth, and rough around the edges as, his friend, finally, decide he is losing this war of love, with this little pistol, and want to seek an older woman's advice. Bones, said he has reached his whit's end, he has, thrown her in the horse trough, pushed her in the hay, and now, spanked her, and threatened to use a whip on her. But he is getting nowhere with this, girl he has loved, since the day he met her. She is the only daughter of a widower, who is in no hurry to lose his only child. So, Chester goes to dinner, two weeks in a row, and teaches her to sing and play guitar, to the point she is feeling ready to perform, for crowds in the big city.
Marshal Dillon and Doc, warn, Chester, that he is getting fat. He si miserable, and bloated, and gaining wait, by the day. He just wants to tell her no more apple pie, and whatever. He longs for his single days of being hungry before he eats! LOL. Then, Chester, decides, he is going to get Bones and put him, back on this feisty little blonde, and let him deal with HIS problem! LOL. In the mean time, Kitty, tells, Bones and his buddy after all he has done to her, they might want to treat her nice. Puzzled, like that thought had never come across their minds, and still, seems a mystery to them, they decide to think on it!
Bones, shows up at this soon to leave, blondes, house, and, listens to her, go on and on about, how she is dreaming of being a star, in San Francisco, wearing fine dresses and catching the attention of some, rich man, who will sweep her off her feet, and, take her, to live in that little white picket fenced house, to live happily ever after. Bones, again, pissed that she would bail on their love, tries to tell her, he loves her, but just can't spit out the words. Finally, he resorts to his old self, and says, well, I ought to put your over my knees and skin your hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is furious and kicks him out of her house! On the way out, he informs her, he is going to join the army, and come back a hero. She slams the door and yells that she doubts it.
ATTEMPTED STEAL, 11:52 AM--WHOLE DAMNED PAGE DISAPPEARED! I HIT THE BACK ARROW, AND GOT IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF, BUTTFUCKING BITCHES! GOD? GET YOUR OWN STORIES!
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