SCOOPS. DEVIL AMONG US. LACE FUNNY MONEY. DEADLY DADS. FUNNY THING IS WITH GANGSTERS, AROUND, HOUSES START BURNING AND CHLDREN START TO DISAPPEAR! SMILES BY MILES. READER SERVICE. DIP IN! SWNG TOP. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO INHERIT FROM YOUR DAUGHTER? MOST PARENTS WOULD MOURN THE VERY THOUGHT--NOT MINE! A "LAW & ORDER" EPISODE YESTERDAY BROUGHT THIS TO MIND. A YOUNG ROCK GRUNGE STAR GOT SHOT AND THROWN FROM THE ROOF OF A BUILDING ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF NEW YORK. DETECTIVES GET BURIED IN THE LOCAL MUSIC SCENE, AND NOT ONLY DISCOVER A SPURNED, DRUMMER, WHO USED TO PLAY IN THIS CHICK'S BOYFRIEND'S BAND, THAT WENT ON TO BE FAMOUS WITHOUT HIM, BUT, SHE HERSELF, BECAME A ROCK AND GRUNGE LEGEND HERSELF. THE DETECTIVES IN TRACKING DOWN THE ROCKER'S KILLER(S) TALK TO HER FATHER, A DRUNK, AND BASICALLY, LAZY ASS, WHO DOES NOTHING BUT, DISPARAGE AND CRITICIZE HIS VDRY POPULAR, TALKENTED DAUGHTER. THE DETECTIVES REMIND THE FATHER, THAT, HE WILL BE THE ONE TO INHERIT, HIS DAUGHTER'S FORTUNE, WITH A NEW CD TO BE COMING OUT IN A FEW DAYS. THAT REMINDED ME, I DIDN'T HAVE A WILL. NOW WHY WOULD AN ATTORNEY, SKIP, MAKING A "LAST WILL & TESTAMENT?" MOSTLY BECAUSE SHE IS STAING ALIVE, ON A MOMENT TO MOMENT BASIS! BLOG & RUN! RUN & DONE! UP TO AND INCLUDING YESTERDAY! OH, THERE IS A PICTURE OF A WOMAN, WHO LOOKS LIKE A SHORT HAIRED VERSION OF SHELLEY, AKA, ME, ENTITLED, "THE RICHEST PERSON IN YOUR STATE." THAT IS A CLUE--DADDY & SOPRANO DAUGHTER, TRAINED, IN THE FINE ART OF THEFT, FROM, JUNIOR HIGH AT THE SIDE OF HER FATHER, HAVE LONG PARTNERED IN CRIME! WOW. ONE FAMILY TARGET IN YOUR OWN FAMILY! FAMED, ATTORNEY, PROFESSOR, LOBBYIST, BLOGGER, SISTER, WITH FOUR JUNIOR MINTS, WITH BOOKS AND MUSIC, PLUS, ALL THOSE POLITICAL GOODIES, LIKE MILITARY SERVICE AND MILITARY SPOUSES, WITH, TOP HONOR BY BOTH! NOW, IT IS NORMAL, TO LOOK AT SOMEONE AND THINK, I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE AND I WISH IS WAS MINE. BUT T GOES TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL, WHEN, IT BECOMES, I WANT WHAT YOU HAVE AND I HATE YOU FOR HAVING IT! DEADLY WOMEN. SO, I WAS THINKING, SHIT, I BETTER GET A WILL, BUT THE LAST AND ONLY TIME I WENT TO COURT HER IN KALISPELL, A CIA AGENT, OR DEA, ALL THE SAME, OPERATING ON THE SAME IDEA OF THEFT, OF SERVICES, AND, CREDENTIALS, FOR THEIR GAL FRIDAY, SHELLEY, BUT, JUDGE OLYMUS, WAS, SUBSTITUTED AT THE LAST MINUTE WITH A MYSTERY FJUDGE, WHO DID NOTHING MORE THAN SIT ON THE BENCH AND MOTION HIS HANDS, SHELLEY, TOAD ON THE LILY PAD STYLE! TWO WEEK LATER, AFTER, THE SHERIFFS RAN ME OUT OF THE CITY, FOR SHELLEY, TO TAKE OVER MY PLACE, THIS SAME MAN, NOW A COWBOY DOCUMENTARY FILM PRODUCER, TRIED TO PICK UP ON ME IN MISSOULA! THE REST IS HISTORY. MICHAEL MCLINTOCH, AND A FE MORE ALIASES! MISSOULA GOT RIPPED OFF BY THIS FUCKER AND HIS FAKE, MONTANA HISTORY, FILM, THAT NEVER TOOK PLACE! THEN, I STARTED THINKING, ABOUT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING MURDERED, A REALITY, EVERY FUCKING DAY, YESTERDAY NO EXCEPTION, AND, THE LEGAL TERM OF DYING IN "ESCHEAT" OR WITHOUT A WILL CAME TO THE COB WEB TOMBS OF MY LEGAL BRAIN, AND, ALL THIS SHIT WITH MY KIDS, STARTED MAKING SENSE! IF A PERSON DIES WITHOUT A WILL, THE NORMAL PROCESS, THE PROBATE COURT WILL TAKE, IF THE PERSON HAS MEANS, IS THAT, THEIR ASSETS, PROPERTY, AND WHATEVER, WILL PASS TO THEIR CHILDREN, IN "PER CAPTIA" DISTRUBUTION, ASSUMING ALL FOUR OF MY CHILDREN, OUTLIVE ME, THEN, MY WORTH, WHICH IS MASSIVE, BUT IN THE RICHEST, WOMAN'S HANDS, AND OTHERS, BURIED UNDER SIX TO TEN LAYERS OF MLTHERS AND FATHERS, AFTER I WAS, POISONED, BY SHELLEY, WITH THE HELP OF THE FBI, AND THE BUSHIES, WHO COULDN'T HANDLE THIS HOT FEMALE ATTORNEY, SHE WAS THE ANSWER, AND, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A TERMINAL BRAIN DISEASE, HELLO, AND SIGNED, "POWER OF ATTORNEYK" OVER TO MY FATHER! WHO DID SHITTY THINGS LIKE SELL MY HOUSES AND KEEP MY EQUITY, AND BASICALLY, LIKE BRETT, EX HUB, GOT USED TO SPENDING "MY" MONEY. I THINK, HE COUNTED ON THE DOCTOR'S, PRONOUNCEMENT THAT I WOULD BE DEAD BY 2002, WITH NO CHANCE OF RECOVERY AND EVER WORKING AGAIN--WHOOOOPS! SO MY FATHER TOOK THE LIBERTIES TO MOVE SHELLEY, OLDER SISTER AND PARTNER IN CRIME, FOR DECADES, BURDEN TO THE FAMILY, INTO MY PLACE, SEELING ME TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER! SEE WHY I HAVE SO MUH, IN COMMON WITH, GEORGE FLOYD AND RAYSHARD BROOKS! NOTHING MORE THAN CHATTLE AND PROPERTY TO MY FAMILY! NOW, WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE KIDS? GIVE THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER TOO! DIVIDE THEM, DISTRIBUTE THEM, AND, BURY THEM, WHERE NOBODY CAN FIND THEM! LETHAL COUPLES! AGAIN, WHY IT SI SOOOOO CRITICAL THAT, I GET MY DRIVER LICENSE, BACK WITHOUT, SHELLEY, KAY, AND RACHEL'S SHIT ON IT, BUT ALSO WHY THEY ARE FIGHTING SO HARD TO KEEP ME FROM, GETTING IT, BLOCKING ME IN 3 STATES! THAT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, CONNECTS ME TO MY CHILDREN'S, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS AND MY LIFE! BIG FUCKING DEAL, ASSHOLES! WIHTOUT THE KIDS--MY NET WORTH, GOES TO MY PARENTS, WITHOUT A WILL,, AND SHOULD THEY PASS, TO MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! SO, SKIPPING MY FAMILY TREE ALL TOGETHER! FUCK NO! THE FAMILY, BUSH, MOB, PLAN ORIGINALLY, WAS, ONCE I WAS OUT OF THE PICTURE, WAS TO STEAL THE KIDS, ASSETS, AND RESUMES, MILITARY HONORS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, AND, DO A "COUSIN EXCHANGE!" PASSING EVERYTHING TO SOME OTHER "SOUTHWICK" FAMILY ENTITY, AGAIN, DITCHING THE PRODUCERS OF THE WEALTH! MUCH LIKE THE DISGRUNTLED, BURNED OUT DRUMMER, WHO WAS KICKED OUT OF THE BAND, "CRISIS" MY NEPHEW, WAS IN MY SON'S ORIGIANL BAND, PURIFICATION, THEN, HE WAS SOMETIMES IN, PARALAX, BUT, WHEN HE REFUSED TO PUT THE EFFORT AND TIME IN, HE, WAS BUMPED FROM THE BAND! LIKE MOTHER, LIKE SON, THAT SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT, TO HATE THE PERSON WHO DID PUT IN THE TIME AND EFFORT, THEN, WORK TO TAKE THAT THING FROM, THAT TARGET OF ENVY! I AM SITTING IN THE DELI AT SYKES, LOOKING AT AN AD, ON THE TABLE, UNDER THE PLEXIGLASS--"SIMPLY SHELLEY." YOU GOT IT! THE RICHEST WOMAN IN THE STATE? OR THE BIGGEST CRIMINAL IN THE STATE? THE LATTER. NOW, TELL ME, HOW, I CAN, SIT, IN A LOCAL JOINT, OR TELL EXACTLY WHERE I AM LIVING, A FEW BLOCKS DOWN THE ROAD, AND HAVE THE COPS, MISCALCULATE, WHO THE FUCK, I AM? SO, THE NIGHT BEFORE, LAST, I HAD A DREAM, FAST AND TO THE POINT--THIS, OLD SHERIFF'S TRUCK, WAS CHASING ME ALONG A RIDGE, AND I BARELY, MADE IT DOWN, A VERY STEEP, EMBANKMENT, TO HIDE BEHIND A BUSH OR SCRUB. WHEN I WOKE UP, I THOUGHT, WELL, GOOD, THE AGE OF THE SHERIFF'S TRUCK, INDICATES, ISSUES IN THE PAST. AGAIN, HOW FOUNDED ARE THE COPS ISSUES AGAINST ME? WRITING ABOUT THE "BEARCAT?" OR GOING AFTER, THE "SUGAR MOMMA" SHELLEY, AKA, ALLEGEDLY ME? BOY TOYS AT RISK? THOSE NEW VEHICLES, COP TOYS, AND HOME JOYS? SHIT THAT WAS, 7 YEARS AGO, BUT AS THE COUNTRY, AMPS UP AND CONGRESS, OVER POLICE REFORM, LIKE WE DON'T NEED IT? THOSE OLD JUICES START ROLLING IN THE GUTS OF THE COPS! I DECIDED TO SSTAY HOME, YESTERDAY. A RARE OCCASION FOR ME, BASICALLY,, BECAUSE I AM NOT A HOME BODY, NOT A NESTER, DON'T DIG HANGING OUT ALL DAY AND I AM NOT USED TO IT, PARTICUARLY BEING HOMELESS FOR THE LAST, 7 YEARS! BLOCKED BY COPS FROM HOSUING, EMPLOYMENT, AND, RUNNING ME RAGGED OVER THIS BLOG--NO MATTER WHERE I AM! THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF ACTIVITY AROUND THE OLD, ROSE BRIER INN, TODAY? MMMMM. WHATEVER. ABOUT, 10:40 AM, TO BEAT THE NOON TIME RUSH, I ORDER A DOMINOS PIZZA. IT WILL BE ABOUT 40 MINUTES, SO, THAT PUTS US, SOMETIME AFTER 11:15 AM, OR SO . . . . THE DUDE CALLS ME, AND I GOT OUT TO GET IT, AND THERE WERE DUDES IN THE HALL, AND, A JEEP FULL OF GUYS, IN THE MANAGER'S VEHICLE OUT FRONT? MMMM. WHATEVER, BUT, IT APPEARED TO ME, THAT, WHEN, I CAME OUT TO GET THE PIZZA, I INTERRUPTED, WHAT, MIGHT HAVE BEEN A STINK OP! BUT, THE PIZZA WAS HOT AND I WAS, HUNGRY,, AND THE COPS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN, I GET HUNGR! LOL. BY THE WAY, SOMEONE HAD BEEN IN MY ROOM, AGAIN, THE DAY BEFORE, BECAUSE, I NOTICED MY NEW, SALT & PEPPER GRINDERS, SPACED, FURTHER APART, THAN I LEAVE THEM, AND MY 3 LB. BARBELLS, WERE DIFFERENT ON THE FLOOR, AND THERE WAS A DARK SMUDGE ON MY RED DISH TOWEL, ON THE DRESSER UNDER THE TV, TO COVER, ORLD, COFFEE CUP STAINS. LATER, LAST NIGHT, I NOTICED THAT SOMEONE, AGAIN, HAD BEEN IN, MY "HAIR GROWTH" BOTTLE, BECAUSE, THE COTTON, BALLS, YOU NORAMLLY, FIND WHEN YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF VITAMINS, AH, A HALF A MONTH AGO, WAS BACK IN THE BOTTLE? WHAT THE FUCK? SO INSEURE, THESE BITCHES! JEALOUS OF MY HAIR? FUCK YEAH! JEALOUS OF EVERYTHING! HATE ME FOR FUCKNIG EVERYTHING, NOW EVEN THHIS ROOM! LOL. WHAT THE FUCK EVER? SO, I EAT A FEW PIECES OF PIZZA, AND ALWAYS GET A 2 LITER, DIET COKE, FOR, THE ANTIDOTE FTO POISON, THAT SEEMS, TO COME WITH THE PIZZA, MOST OF THE TIME. BUT, ALL THE SUDDEN, I NOTICE, THIS LADY'S, VERY WHAT DEMANDING VOICE, ROUSTING, PEOPLE, OUTO F THEIR ROOMS FOR A SHOWER? LIKE IT IS OME NURSING HOME? SHE HAD, TWO OR THREE DUDES WITH HER? WHAT THE FUCK? I OVERHEARD, SOME, OLD GUY DOWN THE HALL, SAY, WHO SENT YOU? SHE SAID, GOD!? SHE WAS GOING UP AND DOWN THE HALL, GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO MY DOOR! I HAVVE BEEN HERE A MONTH AND THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. SO THERE WAS A PARPET CLEANER DUDE, BLOCKNG THE FRONT DOOR, "MURPHY'S CARPET CLEANER" . . . WE ALL KNOW, "MURPHY'S LAW" RIGHT . . . IF ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG, IT WILL GO WRONG! LOL. SO, I SEE, CLOWNS ON THE RIGHT OF ME, JOKERS TO THE LEFT, AND I AM STUCK HERE IN THE MIDDLE WITH MY PIZZA! WHEN THERE IS A CRISIS, 10% OF US, MAKE DECISIVE DECISIONS, 80% WAIT FOR SOME AUTHORITY FIGURE TO MAKE THE CALL FOR US, AND, THE LAST 10J% PARTICIPATE IN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE ACTIONS AND DECISIONS! I MAKE THE DECISIVE, DECISION, TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE! LOL. I CALMLY PUT ON MY PACKPACK, WITH MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER, TOWEL, SOAP AND HEAD TO THE FLATHEAD HEALTH & FITNESS CENTER, WHERE I WAS PLLANNING ON GOING ANYWAY. THERE WERE DUDES ON THE ROOFS, LATELY ALL AROUND, THE ROSE BRIER, SO????? NOW, EVERYWHERE I GO, A WHITE VAN, NEVER AS CUTE AS MINE, COMES OUT OF THE FIRST INTERSTATE BANK, AND FOLLOWS ME DOWN THE STREET, TRHING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I AM DRVING, WHEN, I PROMISED I WOULD NOT UNTIL LEGAL, BEPENDING ON, GETTING THE BITCH SQUAD OFF MY DRIVER LICENSE! THE CHICK IN THE HALL, LOOKED, A BIT ABOVE, THE NORMAL, KALISPELL, DRESS, FOR A COP CUNT--NEAT, BROWN HAIR, CUT, FOR THE SURVEILLANCE CAMEFFA SHOW OF THE BIG TAKE-DOWN? SHE HAD, NAVY SHORTS, JUST ABOVE THE KNEES, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SHIRT. CIA? THE SHOWER COP? WHAT THE FUCK? I JOKED THE OTHER DAY ABOUT, THE CAMERA BEING THERE IN THE HALL, BETWEEN ME AND THE SHOWERS UPSTAIRS, WHEN THERE IS ONE, LOCKED, RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? TOO CONVENIENT? THE CREEPER PEEPER, MANAGER, FORCING ALL FEMALES, INTO THE SHOWER, RIGHT NEXT TO HIS ROOM? PSYCHO. HIS MOTHER IS PROBABLY, IN THE ROCKING CHAIR IN HIS ROOM! FUCK? I GOT UP AT 3:00 AM, ABOUT THE TIME HE SAID HE STOPPED, WATCHINGI THE TROOPS, IN THE HALLS, ON THE CAMERAS, AND I WAS GOING TO GO TAKE A QUICK, SHOWER, SUING MY, MIGHTY SIGHT, GLASSES, SOOOO COOL! BUT, I THOUGHT, NAH, THE GYM WILL WORK! BUT THIS IS WEIRD TOO, SO I GET ON THE STATIONARY BIKE, AND SOME, VERY PARA-MILITARY DUDE, HIGH & TIGHT, HAIR CUT, BOOTS AND ALL, WALKS IN? I DO ABOUT AN HOUR ON THE BIKE, AND, RIGHT AT THAT TIME, STARTINIG AT 12:43 PM, FINISHING, RIGHT, ABOUT, 1:45 PM, INOTICE, SOME DUDE, STANDING, WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS, WAITING FOR A CHICK TO GIVE HIM THE CLEAR, SIGN, AND HE GOES IN THE FUCKING WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM? I THOUGHT FOR A QUICKIE, OR WHAT? HE STAYS IN FOR, A FEW MINTUES. TRING TO CONDITION ME TO NOT TAKE A SHOWER OR WHAT? HE COMES OUT, AND I LOOK AT HIM, LIKE REALLY, DUDE? HE NOTICES AND COMES BACK AGAIN, WITH, A BUCKET OR SOMETHING, AND GOES IN AGAIN? I WAITED, AND HE LEFT, I GOT MY SHOWER! MY KIDS WONDER WHAT, I HAVE BEEN DOING THE LAST 7 YEARS? THIS SHIT! THE SECOND, I COME OUT OF THE GYM, A SHERIFF GOES ONE WAY AND ANOTHER ONE, GOES THE OTHER WAY, DOWN THE STREET! ON THE WAY BACK, THERE WERE DUDES ON THE ROOFTOPS, NEW ONES, WATCHING MY COMINNGS AND GOINGS? SECRET INVESTIGATION? OR SHELLEY MOB SHIT? WITH DIRTY COPS ON THE PAYROLL? PRETTY QUIET, THEE REST OF THE AFTERNOON! WHITE VAN, FOLLWING ME AGAIN--WE NEED, POLICE REFORM--THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS THE HIGH WAY PATROL, TRACKING ME, DAY BEFORE, CITY POLICE. NO, I AM THE CHICK, WRITING THIS, WITH A LOCAL LIBRARY CARD, RENTING, JOINING THE GYM, AND, WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I ACT, LIKE A CRIMINAL? SOMEONE WORRIED ABOUT A WARRANT--OR SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS SOME PEACE AND QUIET? THE STANDARD OF REVIEW, FOR, LANDLORD TENANT, LAWS, IS, "THE QUIET ENJOYMENT OF THE PROPERTY" ONCE SOMEONE RENTS AND HAS THE KEYS! GOD, ONCE I WROTE ABOUT, THE SERIAL KILLER, WHO KEPT THE KEYS, NORM BATES IS STALKING ME IN THE HALLS, OPENING DOORS, AND, WEARING HIS FULL SET OF KEYS! LOL. FUCK? BREAKIING IN MY ROOM, IS NOT, FOLLOWING THE LAW, DIPSHIT! WHATEVER . . .

BATTER IS RUNNING LOW, SO, I CAN'T WRITE THE "DEADLY WOMEN" EPISODES, I SAW THIS MORNING, AT, 3:30 AM!

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES THIS BLOGGER, HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE . . . THE WEALTH PART, IS IN THE HANDS OF THE MOB!

NO REASON TO WORRY, RIGHT?

HEY, DAD OF THE DECADES, ZEKE OR RICHARD CLIFTON SECRIST, BE CAREFUL!

THE DICKHEADS, ENVY YOU, TOO!

I SAW A TRUE CRIME EPISODE OF A DAD, WHO RAISED HIS TWO DAUGHTER, MOM IN THE PICTURE, GOOD FRIENDS, BUT GREAT DAD . . . ALWAYS THERE . . . BUT, RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HIS BUDDY, SHOT HIM FOR, $150.00, A DUDE HE WAS HELPING!

SIX DADS, WANT YOUR SPOT, JUST LIKE THEY WANT MINE, AS MOM!

ON THE LOCAL RADIO STATION, 10% OF THE DADS, FELT BAD THAT THEIR KIDS, DIDN'T MAKE AS BIG A FUSS, ABOUT "FATHER'S DAY" AS THEY DID, MOTHER'S DAY!

LOOK DUDES, IF EVERYTIHNG ELSE IN LIFE WERE EVEN BETWEEN A MOTHER AND FATHER, WE, WIN, IN AND OF THE FACT, WE CARRY THE KIDS, FOR 9 MONTHS!

SMILE.

THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLES, RULES THE WORLD!

THAT IS TRUE, MOMS!

WE LOVE YOU TOO DADS!

40% OF THE DADS, ARE JEALOUS OF STAY AT HOME, MOMS!  THOSE ARE THE DADS THAT NEVER, STAYED HOME WITH, THEIR KIDS . . . STAYING HOME, WITH YOUR WIFE, FOR COVID-19, IS NOT THE SAME AS, THOSE EARLY BABY YEARS, WHEN, YOU CAN'T LET THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT FOR ONE SECOND!

NO HELP THE FIRST 15, YOU GET THE SECOND,  15 TO LIFE!

LOL.

I LOVE MY FIRST HUSBAND, MORE AND MORE, EACH YEAR!

HIGH FIVE, DAD!

PARENTS OF THE CENTURY!

THE KIDS THINK THEY, RAISED THEMSELVES!

LOL.

GOTTA LOVE 'EM!

SMILES FOR MILES!

DEADLY WOMEN, CAN'T TAKE "REJECTION" ANY EASIER THAN, THEIR PSYCO MALE COUNTERPARTS!

NEVER SLEEP WITH A CRAZY EX!

OFFICE ROMANCE, MARRIED  CHICK GIVE UP, GREAT HUB AND CHILD, FOR HOT FLING.  MOVES IN WITH HIM, UNTIL HE MEETS, A SWEET YOUNG THING HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH.

PSYCHO BITCH, COMES BACK AND MURDERS, THE NEW BRIDE, AFTER ASKING HIM TO MEET HER IN A PARKING LOT, JUST ONE MORE TIME . . . WHILE HE IS WAITING FOR HER, SHE SHOOTS HIS NEW BRIDE THROUGH THE KITCHEN WINDOW!

HE COMMITS SUICIDE, DYING OF A BROKEN HEART!

THIS IS THE WAY, THE MOB WORKS . . . IF THEY WANT TO HURT YOU, THEY KILL SOMEONE YOU LOVE!

BETTER THAN ENDING IT FOR YOU!

KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

ONEDERFUL!

THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME!

WATCH YOUR BACK, ZEKE!

DET. TODD SLAMAN!

BRETT TODD STEWART OR DALLAS TODD HYLAND?

HATE THOSE CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS?

KILL DAD, AND BANK ON INHERITANCE EARLY?

WATCH YOUR BACK!

I AM USED TO THIS SHIT!

JUST BE ALERT.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

BEST I EVER MET!

SMARTER AT 19, THAN, 59 TO 65!

THE SERIAL KILLERS, PSYCHOPATHS, SOCIOPATHS, AND PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, DID MAKE TIME FLY!

ADRENALINE FREAK!