BANGO. WEIRD BUT TRUE. HOTTER & JUICIER. LOCAL IS DELICIOUS. LITTLE BEAR CONSTRUCTION. COVERGIRL. MAKEUPMASTER. DEEP CUT WEAKEND. QUEEN. JO JET & THE BLACK HEARTS. TOM PETTY. TEAM UP & PLAY. MCPLAY. POCKET STAR. BOOKS FICTION. FISTER ELECTRIC. MIKE'S ELECTRIC. CHESTER CHEETAH. DIAMOND & SILK. REP. RICHARD HUDSON. FORT BRAGG. A CALLING. POLICY GENIUS. RUNNIN' WITH THE NIGHT, PLAYIN' WITH THE SHADOWS. SOFT LAW. BUZZPOINT. EQUALITY OF POLITICAL VIEWS. THE GUY MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL LIKE A GATOR IN MUD. WE WERE SO IN LOVE . . . YOU AND ME. WE'RE RUNNIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT . . . JUST YOU AND I. TOSS ONE BACK. MIRROR OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 8 CHOICES. AT THIS HOUR 3PM SHADOW ACCOUNTS. I LOVE YOU, TWICE AS MUCH TOMORROW, AS I DO TODAY. TEX'S GIRLZ. HARRINGTON. RICH FETISH. POSSESSION OF THE "REAL." EXPLOIT THE "FAKE." COMMONS. I PUSH FOR ONE THING. I GET THE WORLD. HERE'S TRUMP BEING CRABBY. NOW THE OLD MAN IS KIND OF HAPPY. BOMBING SYRIA. LAUGHING GRIZZLY. CATCH SOME GOODNESS. MURDERERS ROW. HIV--WE ARE ALL CONNECTED. THE GUYS TASTE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN SEVERE AND STARK. NO DECORATIVE TOUCHES. NO PERSONAL EFFECTS. NO CLOTHES. OH, YEAH, ONE SWEATSHIRT AND AN OLD RUBBER GLOVE. A DIRTY BLANKET. THAT IS IT. SOME FRANCO-AMERICAN SPAGETTI. IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HE LIVES THERE. IF HE DOES, HE'S THE FILTHIEST SONOFABITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET. OVERLIE. HE DOESN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH OR SHAVE. NO SOAP. NO SHAMPOO. NO FLOSS . . . COULD BE A LITTLE FREAK JUST USES THE PLACE AS A HIDEY-HOLE FOR HIS TRUE CRIME & PORN HOBBY. MAYBE HIS OLD LADY DOESN'T LIKE HIS TASTE IN ART. MAYBE SHE DOESN'T LET HIM JACK OFF AT HOME. HOW SHOULD I KNOW? CROSSCUT SAWS. RIPSAWS. PRUNING SAWS. HACKSAWS. GIGLI AND ROD SAWS. RYOBA SAWS. BONE AND METACARPAL SAWS. GUYS A REAL WHIZ WITH A SAW. THIS GUY MUST RUN FREON HROUGH HIS VEINS. "KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." YUPPIE GHETTO. CHAMPLAIN. WORD IS HE'S GOT PECULIAR WANTS. HE PAYS FOR IT, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK . . . SHE TELLS HIM, YOU WANT MORE PUSSY, COWBOY, LOSE THE KNIFE. HE TELLS ER IT'S HIS SWORD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS OR SOME DAMNED THING, GOES ON ABOUT THE KNIFE, AND HIS SOUL, AND ECONOMIC BLANCE AND CRAP LIKE THAT, SCARES TH SHIT OUT OF HER. . . . WHEN HE'S AROUND HE'S LIKE A CASE OF DRIPS, IRRITATING AS HELL BUT YOU SHAKE IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW HE'S GOT THE PERSONALITY OF A ROACH LARVAE. THERE MAY BE A SERIAL KILLER OU8T THERE, JEWEL. SOMEONE MURDERING WOMEN AND CUTTING THEM UP. SOFT BAKED COOKIES. HISTO LAB. LUCIE DUMONT. SHE WORKED BY ROLLING FROM STATION TO STATION. BONES ARE EASIER TO READ THAN KIDS. I BET THE FRAM, THIS ISN'T A POWER SAW. YOU ARE FANTASTIC. PLAYPLACELAND. WELL, GOOD LUCK NAILING THIS GUY . . . . I EXPLODED WITH THE FURY OF A FLASH FIRE. BUSTED FLAT IN BATON ROUGE . . . SCARY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AND THE DOG IN . . . FOR THE THIRD TIME I SAW DAYBREAK, AN EVENT I EMBRACE AS EAGERLY AS JOE MONTANA WELCOMES AN ALL OUT BLITZ. . . . YAHOO! HOP ABOARD THE INTERNET. BED OF NAILS. HE CAN GO THE DEEPEST. ORIGINAL LOVE. HAIR. NAILS. SKIN. BUT FOR SOMETHING THAT'S ODD, SOMETHING THAT OCCURSE ONLY RARELY, THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH ON THEIR OWN. THEY MAKE UP A CODE. LIKE A DISMMBERMENT. ALL I GOT WAWS THE GUY WITH HIS DICK CHOPPED OFF. HE SAYS YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN A SIMPLE MURDER INTO AN AMERICAN-STYLE PSYCHO EXTRAVAGANZA. SHE'S FULL OF SHIT. I DON'T THINK SO. WEIRD BUT TRUE . . .

THE UM BOOKSTORE BAG + PERSONAL NOTE TAKING + COPY OF BLOG = BLOGGER + PRO = THE REAL THING . . . LOCAL IS DELICIOUS!

SOFT LAW

Back, in 2012, before, I left or was, basically, run out of Utah, in fear of my life, I used to tell my clients, that my game plan, was to play, soft ball, or soft law, with the other side, opposing counsel, prosecutors, judges, cops, etc., unless they refused, my softer side . . . I can play hard ball, or traditional law, hardcore, as well as anyone.  I would tell my clients, who wanted blood, right off the bat, that we will get further with sugar, than, with vinegar, but, fuck, vinegar, it is, if that is what they want . . . they generally, didn't like it, thought it was unbecoming of a lady, and hurt when, I got done with them.  Case in point, when, I sued, the state of Utah, the governor, AG, the Department of Commerce, Division of Securities, and about, 9 regulatory, attorneys, investigators, and fraud unit, gang, I attempted, to reach, them through, open, discussions, discourse, and duologue, willing, to settle this dispute, of violation of my clients' rights, at a rate of a million, per person, myself included.  There were no takers!

Okay, I tried for several months, going to about, 8 different organizations, and entities, some of whom, knew damned well, that what, I was saying, had, been verified, by a legislative audit, so the problem?  Government arrogance, we don't have to listen, to a former, assistant attorney general, and we have the big guns, the money, and we will bury her sorry ass.  Or so they thought!  It pays, to have friends, still inside the power-brokers, and one of my former, colleagues, now in a plum position, as, the governor's counsel, told me, that, the former, friends and colleagues of mine, so far had, had, about, 15 meetings, to decide, how best to fuck me . . . they all knew me, and my reputation, not something to mess with, ask the nation of cops and prosecutors, residual of which, I am still being hounded by!  One another issue, this same attorney, representing, another, issue, on of reporting, and sunshine laws, just another, feather in my quiver, and tool box of constitutional law violations, this same attorney, arguing before, a rules committee, did all in his power, to make sure, that opposing side, counsel, didn't get to use me and my expertise . . . 

I think, that he won that one, but, I was new to the arguments and just came along, at the request of another friend, totally, political . . . this same tag team, later won, a unanimous decision, me late to show, in front of the Utah State Supreme Court, friend pissed he was left alone, was jealous,when, I entered a last minute, HAIL MARY, touchdown, throw into the end zone, to win the game in the last few minutes of the game!  There are about, 9 attorneys names on the win, but, they all know, who made the last minute difference . . . a 4:00 AM, brief, I started, just because, at 10:30 PM!  Like, I say, I am, pretty hands off, until it gets ugly, and, then, soft ball, turns to fuck you hard ass ball! BALLZ OUT, LAW!  After, I filed, my $356.7 million dollar security case, the Utah AG, had one of his henchmen, call me, TIM LAWSON, former, candidate for governor, to see, what I would for, at that point . . . negotiations, end up, about, half way, so, I told him, $187 million, to which, he choked!  I had already done all the work, so, okay . . . THEY ARE STILL CHOKING ON THAT ONE . . . 

INTERESTING, TRADITIONAL ROLES . . . ANNIE AND JOANNIE TEAM! 

FORMER DEPUTY SHERIFF--LEG WORK, EVIDENCE GATHERING, PROBABLE CAUSE . . . PASSES TO THE FORMER UTAH ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, RELYING ON THE VERACITY, CREDIBILITY, AND EVIDENCE OF THE COP . . . ONCE VALIDATED, THE GATEWAY OF JUSTICE, LOOKS, AT THE QUALITY OF THE EVIDENCE, EVALUATES THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCCESS IN COURT, OR IN A TRIAL, THEN, EITHER, PROCEEDS, OR DECLINES THE PROSECUTION!  IN MY CASE, I JUST THROW, IT OUT, RED MEAT, FOR THE TROOPS, THE HARD LAW CREW, AND THEY CAN PROCEED, WITH THE HARD CORE STUFF . . . I HAVE NO REAL JURISDICTION, BUT, I CAN PLAY A VITAL ROLE, IN A RELAY, TYPE SITUATION, BEING, ANNIE IS BOOTS ON THE GROUND, ME TRUSTING HER, AND, PASSING THE BATON TO YOU!

A CERTAIN TYPE OF JUSTICE!

DESTINY'S CURRENT GIRLFRIEND, BROKE UP WITH HIM/HER, DUE TO THE NEWS OF THE PREGNANCY, SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!

SOFT LAW!

HEADS UP, HUMAN TRAFFICKING MISSOULA CREW . . . VULNERABLE WOMEN IN THE POV., ONE HELD UP AT KNIFE POINT, SEX OR STAB?

NOT QUITE FORCED, HABITUAL SEX, OR LABOR, BUT, RIGHT THERE IN THE GRAY AREA . . . PUNT!

DIDN'T GET THE NAME OF THE PERP!

KISSES TO LAW ENFORCEMENT!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

WEIRD, BUT TRUE . . .