LEMON TWIST. SHARE TEA. NO. MORON MEN. HER BODY & OTHER PARTIES. TINKERLAB. MAY HEIGHTS. BLUE IS NOT YOUR COLOR. I WOKE UP STILL DRUNK ON YOUR LOVE. THE IDEAL WAY TO GIVE & RECIEVE. FIRST TAKE. MY TAKE. ENERGY & SEE. TOO EASY! AMAZON DELIVERS IN ONE HOUR! WAKE UP BACK IN MONTANA? WHAT THE FUCK? MY LOCATOR IS POINTED TO GOLD CREEK MONTANA ON GOOGLE MAPS. RECENT SEARCHES ON MY $99.00 WALMART RCA TABLET ARE: (1) GOLDEN STATE KILLER. TOLD YOU BRETT WAS A SERIAL KILLER. NAB THE FAGGOT MAGGOT. FUCKS WOMEN TO COVER MEN. HOME OF SIR MIX ALOT. (2) MEEK MILL; (3) SUBMARINE INVENTOR PETER MACKEN I THINK, CAN'T READ MY WRITING; (4) HANK AZARIA SIMPSON; (5) ROYAL BABY PRINCE WILLIAMS. ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL IN MY WORLD. BRETT AND KAY ARE WAY INTO THE BRITISH ROYALS. LOSERS! LOL. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. HELPING YOU SEE ME. THE REAL JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE! YESTERDAY, AT THE BELLEVUE LIBRARY, WHEN, MY ENTIRE BLOG OF TWO OR THREE HOURS WAS RIPPEDD OFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE, I WAS SO PISSED, AND YOU SAW THE RESULT OF THAT. NOW, PEOPLE WONDER WHY I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF THIS SWEARING THING? THIS IS WHY. 100% STEAL EVERY FUCKING THING I TOUCH, DO, WRITE, CREATE, OR THNK, EVEN. YOUR SPARK. OUR DRIVE. OH, THEY ARE JUST STEALING MY SHIT, SO THEY CAN DO WHAT I WANT DONE? PEP BOYZ & GIRLZ. NO AGING AND SMOKING POT 24% SO, STANDING IN THE BATHROOM, THE TRASH ICON ON THE SANITARY NAPKIN DISPOSAL OR WHATEVERE IT IS CALLED, FOR SOME REASON, KEPT, GIVING ME, NO I AM NOT CRAZY, THERE IS METHOD TO MY MADNESS, BUT, I LOOKED ONCE AND THOUGHT OF THE TWO CELL PHONES, I DITCHED IN THIS SAME RECEPTICAL LAST FALL WHEN THERE WERE FOUR COPS WAITING FOR ME OUTSIDE THE BELLEVUE LIBRARY, AND SOME CRUISING THE STREETS. I THOUGHT, PERHAPS, THEY WILL BE SMART ENOUGH, GIVING THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, THAT, WITH MY RECENT JEFFERSON LINES, BUS TICKET, JUST THE DAY BEFORE, GOING FROM MISSOULA TO SEATTLE, SOMEONE, MIGHT CONNECT, THE BLOGGER, THEY ALL READ, AND GET TRAINING FROM, AND WHO JUST SHOWED UP BACK IN TOWN, AFTER TOTAL, ALMOST ANNIHILARTION, FINANDIAL TERRORISM, PROBABLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT I WAS MOVING OR TRYING TO MOVE INTO THE GREENWOOD HOUSE, LAST JANUARY AND FEBRUARY, HAD ALL THE PAPERWORK DONE, AND GOT ROBBED, I BELIEVE ON A STING OP, SET UP BY MILES, MY FATHER,, USING THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT, WHOM, I DIDN'T CALL, AFTER HAVING ALL MY I.D. STOLEN, FOR WHAT, THE WHATEVER TIME . . . COPS, WITH, BOGUS WARRANTS, ARE MORE A FEAR THAN, SOME METHED OUT PUNK WHO IS GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED OR KILLED, FOR THE $200 OR SO I HAD IN MY BACKPACK! ANYWAY, WE ARE CREATURES OF HABIT, AND I THOUGHT, IF THE COPS ARE TRACKING ME, AND GET TO ME, BEFORE THE IRISH INDIAN TRACKER OR THE NAVAJO TRACKER GETS TO ME, AT LEAST, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE THE CONNECTION, EVEN THOUGHT, YOU DIDN'T GET THE BLOG, THAT CONNECTS, THEM TO ME AND WHERE I AM AND WHY! BUT SOMEONE WILL. USEFUL TOOLS TO THE FEDS ON THIS CASE. MY DARLING DETECTIVE! SO, I DUMPED THE PHONE, WITH THE NUMBER, 206.482.6102, THE ONE I HAVE BEEN USING FOR AWHLE; HOWEVER, THIS MORNING I WAS TOTALLY BLOCK OUT OF SIGNING INTO MY BLOG, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOG, THE LAW IS THE LAW, IS THE LAW . . . KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. BUT, NEVER FEAR, THIS FORMER, AG, DID SOME CRITICAL THINGS, TO PROVE WHO IS STILL IN CHARGE OF THE GOOGLE ACCOUNT, AND I TOOK OFF THE TWO-STEP VERIFICATION, I NEEDED, LATELY TO GET INTO MY BLOG, AND I CHANGED MY PASSWORD, VERY CLOSE BUT DIFFERENT, THIS MORNING TOO! MARKING MY TURF. I TOOK THE SOUND TRANSIT, BACK TO SEATTLE AND WENT TO AN EARLY MOVIE, CALLED, "A QUIET PLACE" THE 1:00 AM SHOWING. NOW, THE COOL THING ABOUT THIS IS ABOUT, 12:10 PM, AS I CHECKED ON THE MOVIES, THE TICKET TAKER DUDE, ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE AMC CLUB, TO GET $5.00 MOVIE TUESDAY, AND NOTICES OF OTHER WHATEVER. GREAT. I USED THE PHONE NUMBER, I JUST LEFT, IN BELLEVUE, AND USED MY JOBESSCO.AKA.JOANN.S.SECRIST@GMAIL.COM, WHICH I HATE, BUT DON'T DARE CHANGE, DRASTICALLY, BECAUXSE, THAT WILL DISCONNECT ME FROM THIS BLOG! KID PROOF. THE MOVE WAS THE SHITS, BUT THE LEAD ACTOR WAS HOT! WORTH SEEING, PARTICULARLY, WHEN, HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA OR ME AND SAID, "I LOVE YOU." "I ALWAYS LOVED YOU." PERFECT. THEN, HE GOT EATEN BY THIS SCARY MONSTER, WHO TRACKED AND KILLED PEOPLE, WHEN THEY MADE NOISES . . . VOICE RECOGNITION AND MY MONSTERS WHO EAT EVERYTHING I DO! THEN, STILL ON THE CASH ONLY POLICY, I TOOK THE 5X TO SAFEWAY, GREENWOOD 87TH, OR SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE, AND GOT, A DIET COKE, AND FINALLY HAD ROOM TO EAT MY KEN'S MARKET CARROT CAKE CUPCAKE. I GOT ON MY RCA TABLET, AND WANTED TO WATCH SOME NEWS. OF COURSE, THAT HAD BEEN BLOCKED. I ALWAYS QUOTE AND WATCH, MSNBC, FAV. NEWSCASTERS, WANTED TO ENJOY TIME OUT OF A LIBRARY AND WATCH THE NEWS, LIKE OTHER NORMAL HUMANS, BUT THAT HAD BEEN BLOCKED OFF MY DEVICE TOO. I CAN PROBABLY GET CNN, BORING AS SHIT, ANDERSON COOPER IS THREATENED BY MY BLOG, AND TAUNTS ME ON BUS POSTERS! LOL. I HAVE MORE READERS THAN YOU HAVE WATCHERS! NO, YOU GUYS TO GOOD WORK, BUT A BIT DRY. FOX IS ENTIRELY OUT, TRUMP NEWS, 24/7! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN, I TOOK BUS #5 ABOUT, 6:40 PM OR SO, TO THE GREENWOOD LIBRARY, TO WATCH RACHEL MADDOW, AND SEE IF PERHAPS, BY SOME MIRACLE, MY STOLEN BLOG, MYSTERIOUSLY SHOWED UP AGAIN, GREAT STUFF, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, YANK THE BEST ONES! TALKING ABOUT YANKING, RING ON THE DICK OF SOMEONE SLEEPING WITH THE GIRLZ CLUB OF DUMB ASSES, WHO CAN GET UP AND STEAL MY SHIT, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. NOW, THE DAY BEFORE, I WAS ABLE TO WATCH MSNBC, NOW ALL THE SUDDEN, THIS DEVICE, DOESN'T GET ADOBE, THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO GET ONTO MY NEWS, TOO REVEALING. I STAYED AT THE LIBRARY UNTL, 7:45 PM, AND DECIDED, TO TAKE PART IN NORMAL LIFE, FOR A BIT LONGER, EVEN THOUGH I WAS NOT ONE BIT HUNGRY, REASON I GET FAT, IS JUST NEEDING A PLACE TO KICK UP MY FEET, AND REST, THAT IS NOT SOME INSTITUTION, SHELTER, LIBRARY, ALTHOUGH, I A VERY GRATEFUL FOR ALL! GIVE ME SHELTER. ACTUALLY, MY BED IS GREAT AT THE HAMMOND HOUSE, SLEPT LIIKE A BABY, THE FIRST NIGHT, I HAD TO GET ON A TOP BUNK, AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME . . . THESE THINGS ARE VERY HIGH, AND I FELL LIKE A BABY ELEPHANT, TRYING TO MANUVER WHAT, I HAVEN'T SINCE I WAS ABOUT 6! LOL. STAFF WAS COOL, THE NEXT MORNING WHEN SOMEONE DIDN'T SHOW THE NIGHT BEFORE, SHE GAVE ME THE BED . . . ALL CHARTED AND LOGGED INTO THE ROLLS AT HAMMOND HOUSE! NO, RACHEL, KAY, SHELLEY, NOR ANY OF MY SISTERS, DAUGHTERS OR WHATEVER ARE AT THE HAMMOND HOUSE, THE TOP TRAMPS ARE GREAT, HUGS, AND LOVES, WHEN, I GOT THERE, SAME WITH STAFF . . . MORE MY FAMILY, THAN, MY FAMILY, I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR 6 YEARS, BUT FOR KIDS, DON'T CARE! THEY HAVE TO PAY SOMEWAY, RIGHT. A CERTAIN TYPE OF JUSTICE. WHATEVER. THEN, THIS MORNING, I ATE BREAKFAST AT KEN'S MARKET, TALKED TO DANA, AGAIN, FUN FACE TO COME BACK TO, SO NICE AND COOL. I TOLD HER WHY I LEFT AND WHY I AM BACK. SHE KNOWS SOME OF THE DRAMA I GO THROUGH. THERE ARE ABOUT, 5 SECURTY CAMERAS I WALKED IN FRONT OF, BOTH COMING AND GOING. I BELIEVE I WAS THERE, RIGHT AROUND, 7:00 AM, GOT CARROT CAKE, DIET COKE, CHEESY EGGS AND FOUR SLICES OF BACON, ON THE CASH ONLY POLICY FOR A FEW MORE DAYS. WE TALKED, HUSBAND, KIDS, DOGS, AND THAT SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOM! ECONOMY MAKES KIDS TOUGH, BUT, FROM WHAT I SEE, PEOPLE ARE PAYING MORE FOR THEIR DOGS, THAN THEY WOULD FOR KIDS! LOL. PRIORITIES! THEN, LIKE I SAID, TOOK, ROUTE 5 TO VIRGINIA STREET, STOLE, THE STATEMENT I USED, "THE PERFECT IDEA TO GIVE & RECEIVE" OUT OF BED BATH AND BEYOND STORE WINDOW. MCDONALD'S, ANOTHER DIET COKE, SMALL, OFF DOLLAR MENU, AND BURRITO, OFF DOLLAR MENU. THAT IS WHEN, I NOTICED, THAT, NOT ONLY HAS MY RCA PRESENCE ON MY BLOG BEEN ALTERED, BUT, THERE WERE THOSE SEARCHES THAT I DIDN'T DO! I TRIED, EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK, TO ACCESS MY BLOG, AND TO NO AVAIL. I AM SO, SO, SO, GRATEFUL FOR THE MANY LIBRARIES IN THE SEATTLE OR KING COUNTY, SYSTEM, WORLD WINNING I THINK . . . HELLO WORLD! SO, GRATEFULLY, I COULD GET ON. I BETTER, UPDATE, BEFORE THIS IS RIPPED OFF AGAIN!

SOMETHING DIFFERENT

The thing that pisses me off so much, about all this interruption, is the fact, that all the really great stuff, that I could be writing about, gets knocked aside by swear words, and trying to prove, fucking who, I am, that, like I have said, tons of times, I could, prove, or have an alibi, tight enough, to get me off murder charges, with, all this shit, but, for some reason, I can't prove who I am, or where I am, or keep control of my billion dollar blog?  SHIT!  I am, at the Bellevue Library right now, on computer 301, this second!  I wrote a 1., and published, hoping, that, PUBLISHING FIRST, WOULD STOP THE FUCKING THEFT . . . I JUST DID A TYPO, AND MY BLOG THAT WAS STOLEN, WAS TOP, YESTERDAY, THE ONE ABOUT THE TWO TRACKERS, AFTER ME, AND COMMENTS ON MEN, THEY TYPE WHO, GO AFTER ME, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, FIRST, LOVE, SECOND, HATE!  LOL.  You think you, love Kay, or whomever, and all these fuckers, craft is my craft, thoughts, words, and ideas . . . there is this great, picture of a mother giraffe, needed an "e", and spell check is turned off, of course, if they can't outright steal it, then, fuck it up, because I am not a great speller, never won a spelling bee!

Okay, so there is this cuter than cute, cartoon, drawing or kids book type drawing, that  shows a bright sunshine peeking out, with equally bright, mama and baby giraffe, with the baby, looking up at the mother, giraffe.  I said that I was not going to write, until, I made sure, that, this, dumping, another bitches, law school loans, Kay is the only bitch to go to law school too, and stealing billions she can't pay them off?  Or is is Shelley's fake, that is used to try to confuse, someone, making you think that Shelley, got the medical release and I am the loser who isn't paying for my law school loans.  No, after Shelley, poisoned me, with the magic poison, botox, she was to be the beneficiary from my life, degree, resume, and kids, she was continually, hounding me to get my law school loans, discharged, and I refused, never believing I was going to die, and wanting to pay off my debts . . . that is until, after 25 year of paying, and the thieves, getting all the benefit, and billions, from my daily labors, I decided, the government was getting about a billion to one, back in training, on their money, so fuck it and get them discharged!  But, for, seeing, a truck on the drive up, two days ago, that, was on a normally, blank, service truck, white, there was a big, square, with the word, ARTEMIS . . . OR ART "E" OR "ELLIOT" WILL "MISS."

We can talk on the phone, but, I could never, give, share, teach, train, or guide, him, the same way in person, as I can on the blog!  THE PERFECT IDEA TO GIVE AND RECEIVE INFORMATION, WORLDWIDE, TOO!  I love writing the blog as much, as my readers enjoy reading it!  DO WHAT YOU LOVE, FOR WHOM YOU LOVE!  But in this picture, I hope, that, even if my kids, for a while thought, their mom, was never cool enough, to write the blog, now, they know, that it was not whom they thought, and maybe, just maybe, like the happy giraffe, they will have bragging rights, back to their mother, they, NEVER LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  My whole, career, life, endeavor, as a mother, was to make my kids, SMART!  Just because, they are adults, doesn't mean, their very, smart mother, can't continue to lead and guide them . . . they are still young, and perhaps, they can't remember, the beauty of the home, I had, both the one in St. George and the one in Parowan, that most people would or could not have gotten in a lifetime, or that, they can't remember the cases, I discussed with them, or false memories, of those who had access to their minds to brainwash, and taint with, miscommunication and information, can dissipate, through, this blog, and they will recognize, that, the women, men, they admire, just are not that cool, criminal at best, psychopaths, serial killers, and pathological liars, at FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RADIUS!  I OWN IT!  LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL!  WORTH A FUCKING FORTUNE . . . GET IT FOR OUR FAMILY!  THAT IS WHY I DID IT!  POWERFUL TOOL!

FOR THE CODE BREAKERS!

MANY TIMES THERE IS A REASON, I CHOOSE, CERTAIN ATTENTION, GETTERS, OR STATEMENTS, BUT, NEWSFLASH, SOMETIMES, I JUST THINK THE WORDS ARE COOL, SO NO CODE!

THIS IS A MIXED BAG!  GO TO THE GREENWOOD LIBRARY AND YOU WILL  SEE, THESE ON MAGAZINE TITLES, SOME BOOKS, AND SOME, I JUST DON'T KNOW, BUT, OFTEN THEY ARE MEANINGFUL, AND SIGNIFICANT!

JUXTAPOZ. FORTUNE BIG DATA. KINFOLK. GET BLACK PANTHER FIT. 21ST CENTURY CYBERPUNK. THE FACEBOOK. MENACE. AMAZING ESCAPES. 10 LIFE SKILLS. INTELLIGENCE. GAMERFORMER. OUT. AMERICAN IDOLS. POSITIVE CHANGE. COMEY'S CRUSADE. 100. SPRING INTO ACTION. 4 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU THE END OF THE WORLD. WHAT CAN WE AGREE ON? ARGUE WITHOUT ANGER. THE NEW FACE OF ADVENTURE. HOW I'M RAISING STRONG KIDS. SURFER. THE MILLENNIAL MONEY WHISPERER. ROCK HARD ASS. JOHNNY ROCKETS. GO JOHNNY GO. #BEAHERO. SPLITTING HEADACHE. I'M SOMEWHERE ON THE BEACH. LOVE, THE INTERNET. MOM. NOT SHARE TEA. OOLONG TEA GOT STOLEN OUT OF MY BACKPACK, SOMETIME?  MIRACLE AGING TEA, OR ME!  MY AGE IS NOT SUBJECTIVE.  I CAN LOOK 35, BUT I AM 63! DEAL WITH IT.  I FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, AND PEOPLE PUNISH ME FOR IT? TOO YOUNG TO HAVE PRACTICED LAW 25 YEARS . . . CHECK MY STUDENT LOANS! KIDS. NOT THE ACCOUNT ADDED UNDER MY ACCOUNT! OR WHATEVER THAT #NUMBER IS, WITH THE NEW PGEL, OR PERFECT JAIL, ADDITION! STEALING KISSES UNDERCOVER. YOU MAKE IT EASY, LOVIN' UP ON YOU. BIG SUR. ZAMBIA. ROAD TRACK. FAST COMPANY. BIG BEAUTY ISSUE. YOGA HIP HOP. WILD STYLE. THE DISRUPTERS. SAVED FROM THE CRUSHER. YOU'RE MY SUNSHINE ON THE DARKEST DAYS.

ART IS NOT A THING IT IS A WAY . . .

I LOVE YOU!

KISSES.