GUNLOCK. COYOTE SUNSET. VIOLENCIA--VIOLENCE CIA--CLOWN INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION! LOL! GREASE MONKEYS. PURGATORY CORRECTIONAL FACILITY TO IRON COUNTY CORRECTIONAL FACILITY (INMATE # 29503)--A FEW MILES FOR BRIGHT SMILES! FINGERPRINT SERVICES. MUGSHOTS. WARRANTS BEFORE ALLEGED INCIDENT--TO ARRESTING OFFICES, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING FRAMED FOR KILLING A COP? A FUCKING HEADLIGHT VIOLATION? YOU HAVE A TIMELINE PROBLEM--THE WARRANT WAS ISSUED A MONTH AND A WEEK "BEFORE" THE ALLEGED VIOLATION, IN UTAH, WHILE I WAS IN MONTANA! LOL! THE COVER-UP IS ALWAYS WORSE THAN THE CRIME--IRON COUNTY PROSECUTORS TO THE RESCUE--THROW THE SPAGETTI BOWL AT HER AND SEE WHAT WE CAN MAKE STICK! DIP SHITS, YOU HAVE ONLY PROVEN, THESE TWO BULL SHIT WARRANTS, ARE FABRICATIONS AND WISHFUL THINKING, NOW THE TWO CASES, AND THE TRUMPED UP CHARGES, WERE FILED, ALLEGEDLY, DECEMBER 06, 2012, TWO DAYS BEFORE THE ALLEGED, HEADLIGHT VIOLATION! LOL! YOU WHITED OUT, THE TIME STAMPED, FIFTH DISTRICT COURT, TIME STAMP, WHEN YOU REALIZED, THAT, SHIT, THE ALLEGED, DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE OR REVOKED, TOOK PLACE IN FEBRUARY, SO, YOU DOCTORED IT, VERY OBVIOUSLY, NOT COURT PROTOCOL, AND WROTE IN MARCH, IN YOUR HAST, PROBABLY WRITING THE ALLEGED, NEW CREATE A SCENARIO, TO COVER FOR THE BAD WARRANTS, ISSUED BEFORE THE INCIDENT! LOL! YOU ARE STEPPING IN MORE AND MORE SHIT, EVERY SECOND, NOW, YOU HAVE ME DRIVING, ON A REVOKED OR SUSPENDED LICENCE, A MONTH AFTER, MY CAR WAS BLOWN UP ON 13TH EAST EXIT IS SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, WITHIN MINUTES OF ME LEAVING WALMART WHERE I GOT LUNCH, ON 300 WEST AND 13TH, GOING TO MY SON, ELLIOT'S, BASS GUITARIST FOR GOD'S REVOLVER, HARD ROCK BAND OF 2008, AND NOW THE DITCH & THE DELTA, PROBABLY, NAMED AFTER, DELTA FORCE, BEING FORCED TO PERFORM, FOR MOMMY MAKE-OVER AND DADDY DO OVER! LOL! MY STELLAR JOANN BOND, MOMENT, JET BLACK SMOKE 200 FEET IN THE AIR, NAVY BLUE FORD TAURUS, THE VEHICLE I WAS ALLEGEDLY DRIVING, FEBRUARY 02, 2013, WITH THE BOMB EXPLODING, WITH POINT OF IMPACT, RIGHT BEHIND THE DRIVER'S SEAT, FIRE UNDER THE CHASSIS, AUTO PARTS, FLYING ALL OVER THE FREEWAY, CAR BLOWN, 10 INCHES OFF THE PAVEMENT OR ASSFAULT! THE CAR BEHIND ME ON THE EXIT RAMP, BACKED DOWN, TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, I CALMLY, COOLY, AND ASSURED, SAID, AS I GRABBED MY PURSE OUT OF THE CAR, I SUE THE GOVERNMENT, NEED I SAY MORE? LOL! CAN WE TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE--YEAH, TO THAT WENDY'S, UP ON HIGHLAND DRIVE OR 13TH EAST, NEAR SUGAR HOUSE . . . I WILL CALL MY SON, ELLIOT, WHO WAS SNOWBOARDING, CAME AND PICKED ME UP, HUSSLED ME DOWN TO BIG BRO'S HOUSE IN PROVO, WHO PUT ME ON A BUS, TO LAS VEGAS! NICE TRY DIP SHITS! I DID, HOWEVER, SEE, THE NAVY TAURUS, WITH THE CHROME OVER THE WHEELS, RARE, COLLECTOR'S ITEM, DUDE I BOUGHT IT FROM, MIKE HALL OF GREAT FALLS, MONTANA, WAS A COLLECTOR, DYING OF SOME RARE DISEASE, AND THE GF'S DMV, KEPT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, PROBABLY UNDER ORDERS OF THE CIA, CLOWN INSTITUTE OF ASSHOLES, FOR SHELLEY--THE CAR WAS TOO HEAVY FOR THE PIPE BOMB! WOW! MARK HOFFMAN, MORMON, ANCIENT DOCUMENTS SELLER, WHO BUFFALOED THE MORMON CHURCH HIERARCHY AND FIRST PRESIDENCY OF THE CHURCH, HAS NOTHING ON THESE GUYS! LOL! I HAVE NOT TOUCHED A VEHICLE STEERING WHEEL, SINCE, THAT DAY, WAY BACK IN JANUARY 2013, BUT, MY ARREST WARRANTS, SHOWED ME WITH BLUE EYES AND "BROWN" HAIR, HINT, HINT, HINT . . . EVEN WITH PROOF, OF PICTURE I.D. AND DRIVER'S LICENSE, THE WASHINGTON COUNTY DMV, WOULD NOT ALLOW ME, WITH A NEARLY PERFECT DRIVING RECORD OF 44 YEARS, GET A REPLACEMENT WITH THE DUDE, BEHIND THE COUNTER, TELLING THE MANAGER, IT IS OBVIOUS, THIS IS JOANN S. SECRIST--WELL, SHE NEEDS TO GET A NEW I.D. AND DRIVER'S LICENSE NUMBER! BRIBED, LIKE THE WHOLE 5TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT AND ASSOCIATED COPS, PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES! SEE MONTANA I.D., "NOT A LICENSE TO DRIVE" WRITTEN RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE PHOTO I.D.; HOWEVER, WHEN I FINALLY GOT I.D., THAT TOOK ME FOUR FUCKING YEARS, BEING BLOCKED WITH EVERY THING FROM BIRTH CERTIFICATE, TO SOCIAL SECURITY, TO EVERYTHING, FINALLY GIVING UP, AND GOING FOR THE I.D., WHICH, EVEN WITH THAT, THE GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT WAS DOCTORED, WHEN THE FLATHEAD COUNTY DMV, TOOK THE INFORMATION OFF, I AM IMAGINING, EITHER RACHEL, KAY OR SHELLEY'S, DRIVER'S LICENSE, USING THEIR VERSION OF CHEATING, LIES, AND FABRICATIONS, RATHER THAN THE INFORMATION ON MY FORM, FILLED OUT THE DAY I GOT IT, BACK, MAYBE TWO MONTHS AGO, WITH THE RECIEPT, TELLING THE WHOLE STORY OF THE "DOUBLES" OR "FRAUD BROADS" CONNECTING MY I.D. NUMBER: 001961340, TO A DRIVERS LICENSE MAINTENANCE LICENSE NUMBER: 1208619544117 . . . DID SHELLEY GET THE ALLEGED, CITATION OR TICKET, AND ME GET ARRESTED FOR IT? PROBABLY--THE CLOWN INSTITUTE, PART OF THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE PENIS, PROTECTS, EXACTLY THAT, THEIR PENIS INTERESTS, WHOM THEY ARE FUCKING, NOT WHO IS GUILTY OR INNOCENT, LOVE THAT WEINER! LADY GAGA--NEW CD, JOANNE! THEIR SPELLING, NOT THE BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOGGER, WHO, LOVES YOUR VIDEO ON CAMPUS RAPE, OFTEN QUOTING YOUR SONGS, POKER FACE, ETC. I HAVE NEVER MET, GAGA! KINDRED SPIRITS--AMA AWARDS, ROCKIN' IN THE WILDERNESS! FALSELY ACCUSED, FALSLY ARRESTED, BUT, ONLY A WOMAN CHASED, TRACKED, INTIMIDATED, HARASSED, THREATENED, BY COPS OF ALL FLAVORS, SIZES, SHAPES, AND PENIS SIZE, AND SIZE MATTERS TO US TO DUMB ASSES, COULD BE FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL IN JAIL! SAFE FOR ONCE! SECRIST, BOOKING CHICK, CUTE BLONDE DEPUTY, IRON COUNTY SHERIFF . . . WHY WERE YOU ARRESTED BACK IN JUNE OF 2008? FOR AN "ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT WHEN I TOLD TWO OFFICERS WHO WERE GOING TO GIVE ME A WARNING, FOR ANOTHER HEADLIGHT VIOLATION--THREE VIOLATIONS IN CEDAR CITY, WHERE I SUED COPS FOR $56.7 MILLION? THAT NIGHT, TWO HEADLIGHTS, BURNED OUT, SIMULTANEOUSLY, WHEN A CITY COP, STOPPED ME, BECAUSE AN ELECTRICAL CORD, WAS HANGING OUT OF THE CAR, WITH ALL MY SHIT, TRYING TO GET OUT OF IRON COUNTY, STATE OF MORMON, TO SAFETY OF SOME SORT, IN HELENA, MONTANA, WHERE I HAD BEEN FOR A TWO AND A HALF MONTHS . . . DEPUTY, OH, NO CRIME, TELLING THE COPS TO TAKE THE WARNING FOR THE HEADLIGHTS, DOWN MAIN STREET IN CEDAR CITY, AND SHOVE IT UP, SHERIFF GOWER'S ASS! I WAS ARRESTED FOR THAT, NOT THE HEADLIGHTS, THAT IS WHY THERE WAS "NO CITATION", NO "ARRAIGNMENT" AND JUDGE DUNLAP, MERELY WRITING A RELEASE FROM JAIL, LETTING ME OUT ON MONDAY, BUT ON TUESDAY AFTER NOON? SETTING ME UP . . . AFTER I WAS RELEASED FOR 6 DAYS OF JAIL FOR AN ATTITUTE ADJUSTMENT, POSTER ON IRON COUNTY JAIL, WALLS, WHERE ATTORNEYS CHECK IN, USED TO SAY, "YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!" STILL UNBROKEN, WALKED DOWN MAIN STREET, TO BUDDY, TOW TRUCK DRIVER, WAYNE HALL, WHO MET ME AFTER I SPOKE ON THE BRIAN HYDE SHOW, TO LOOK BEHIND THE FENCE, TELLING THE COPS TO CALL WAYNE, THE NIGHT OF THE ARREST, BUT, NOT SEEING THE VEHICLE, I BORROWED FROM A CLIENT, GUTHRIE'S, WHO OWED ME ABOUT $50,000 FOR DEFENDING THEM AGAINST THE IRON COUNTY BULL SHIT MACHINE, FOR TAKING THEIR KIDS, WITH OUT WARRANTS, AFTER THE IRON COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT AND 4 DEPUTY SHERIFFS, EXECUTED ON A BOGUS WARRANT, ALLEGEDLY OUT OF GRAND COUNTY, FROM A JUDGE, WHOM, USED THE COPS I SUED, TO STEAL, $20,000, MY TRUCK, ORIGINAL PAROWAN OIL PAINTINGS, 4 NEW FLAT SCREEN TV'S, MY PRINTER AND SCANNER, AND WHATEVER THEY WANTED, WITH ME SCREAMING AT THEM, THAT THE JUDGE DID NOT HAVE JURISDICTION OR POWER TO DO THIS, NOR THE $500 EXTORTION, BEFORE I GOT SWORN INTO THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, IN JANUARY OF 2012! JAIL OR $500, ORDERS FROM A JUDGE, WHOM, LOST JURISDICTION IN NOVEMBER, WHEN, I APPEALED, THE LEVIN V. LEVIN CASE, WITH THREE JUDGES AT THE UTAH COURT OF APPEALS, OVER THE CASE, NOT THE FUCKER, WHO FUCKED MY CLIENT, HOPE CARLTON LEVIN, AND ME WRITING NEW LAWS ON COHABITATION AND ALIMONY, REVOLUTIONIZING THE OLD ARCHAIC, STALE, TWO PRONG TEST, REPLACING IT WITH, A TEN PRONG TEST, MODERNIZING THE LAW TO FIT MODERN DATING AND MATING LIFESTYLES! THEY SAY, NO GOOD DEED, GETS UNPUNISHED, THAT IS SURE AS SHIT TRUE, AND SO IS THE REALITY OF THE "GREEN MONSTER" OF THE TWIN DEADLY SINS OF "JEALOUSY AND ENVY!" THERE ARE PRESUMPTIONS IN THE LAW, THAT SOME FACTS ARE MORE PROBABLE THAN NOT, OR MORE NOT PROBABLE, THAN THEY ARE PROBABLE, RULE 403 OF THE FEDERAL AND STATE RULES OF CIVIL AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE . . . LOGIC WOULD TELL SOMEONE, THAT, THE EXTREME EVENTS, OF JUNE 8, 2012, CREATED, THE SITUATION, THAT LED TO ME BEING ARRESTED FOR, AN "ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT" . . . THAT IS WHY, THERE IS NO DATE FOR THE VIOLATION, NO CITATION, NO ARRAIGNMENT, AND THE COPS, TAKING MY CLIENT'S CAR, BLOWING UP THE EVIDENCE, THAT, NOT ONLY WAS I COVERED, INSURED AND REGISTERED BY AMY PETERSON, STATE FARM INSURANCE, PROVIDENCE CENTER, UNTIL, FUCKING SEPTEMBER OF OCTOBER, MAYBE THE REASON, THE WARRANT, NOT CONNECTED TO FUCKING ANY INDICENT OR CITATION, IS TRYING TO GO AFTER ME, IN RETROSPECT, BUT, MY CLIENTS BEATER CAR, WAS LICENSED, REGISTERED AND INSURED . . . WAYNE TOLD ME, THAT THE COPS TOOK THE GUTHRIE'S CAR OUT OF IMPOUND, TRIED TO MAKE THEM, PAY THE IMPOUND FEES, WHICH THEY DID NOT, SO THE COPS, GAVE THEM ALL MY SHIT, THE CAR WAS STUFFED WITH, INCLUDING A COPY OF MY UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT CERTIFICATE, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THEY HAD OR HAVE, BUT THEY DO HAVE A PICTURE OF ME, THE DAY I GOT BACK FROM WASHINGTON, D.C., WITH MY GOLD FORD RANGER TRUCK, HOLDING MY CERTIFICATE, BEAMING WITH PRIDE, SITTING OUTSIDE THE TA TRUCK STOP, IN PAROWAN, UTAH! COPS WANTED TO FRAME ME FOR "GRAND THEFT AUTO" AND THEY TOLD ME, THAT, I WOULD NEVER LEAVE PAROWAN, ON WHEELS AGAIN, SO, AFTER WAYNED WARNED ME, I CAUGHT A RIDE TO PAROWAN, HIT THE GREYHOUND BUS, AND FLED TO MONTANA! WHERE THE LEGALIZED MAFIA, OF COPS PICKED UP THE PURSUIT FROM THERE . . . THEY ALSO WANTED TO GIVE ME AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! LOL! HOW'S THAT WORKING FOR YOU, GENTLEMEN? LOL! FUCK YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR LAME ASS, STUPID, CORRUPT, LYING, SACK OF SHIT PROSECUTORS ALIVE! AND IF I DON'T GET JUSTICE, I WILL DRAG ALL YOUR ASSES, INTO MY ARENA, AND YOU THINK, THE FUCKING "CHEEK ET AL VS. GARRETT ET AL" CASE FOR $56.7 MILLION WAS BIG TIME, TRY, ABOUT A BILLION DOLLARS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CIVIL RIGHTS CASE OF THE CENTURY, ASSHOLES! AND IT WILL NOT JUST BE, IRON COUNTY, BELIEVE ME . . .. STRAIGHT TO THE TOP, OF THE PENIS PECKING ORDER! NOW FOR SOME NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL NEWS, I GOT, YESTERDAY AT THE CEDAR CITY MCDONALD'S AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM JAIL, WITHOUT MY COMPUTER . . . DID YOU MISS ME, NOT WRITING FOR THE 6 DAYS IN JAIL? CHECK THE TIME LINE, ARRESTED, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2016, AFTER POSTING A BLISTERING, 16 POINT REASONS TO HAVE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS, LIKE THE LAW STATES, THE CONSTITUTION, DICTATES, WITH ALL COPS, IN THE FRATERNAL ORDERS OF THE PENIS, SUPPORTING THIS FUCKING SHIT HEAD, WHO IS NOT PRESIDENT, NOT ON NOVEMBER 8, NOT ON NOVEMBER 16, AND NOT TODAY, NOBODY IS THE WINNER, UNTIL THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES, DECEMBER 19, 2016 BY LAW, THEN THE JOINT SESSIONS OF CONGRESS UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF V.P. BIDEN, COUNT THE REGISTERED COLLEGE VOTERS, WHO WILL DETERMINE, IF, TRUMP, IS IN FACT PRESIDENT . . . ANY CONNECTION TO THE POSTING, AT AROUND 5:00 AM, AND BEING STOPPED, ROUND 6:30 AM, ARRESTED OR BOOKED, AT 7:45 AM . . . FUCK YEAH, I AM, THE "REAL" JOANN S. SECRIST, NOT THE CLOWN INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATIONS, GEORGE W. BUSH, PATRIOT ACT, BRATZ, TRYING TO BE PASSED OFF AS ME! THIS IS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK . . . PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAPS, BOYZ AND GIRLZ, DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK, THAT I WOULD SUE THE SHIT OUT OF THE WHOLE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM, IN IRON COUNTY, AND DARE TO DRIVE WITHOUT INSURANCE OR REGISTRATION? SERIOUSLY? WHAT IS MORE LOGICAL, WHAT WOULD THE PRESUMPTION BE? YES, THERE WAS A KERNAL OF TRUTH, TO THE "HEADLIGHTS" CONNECTIONS, BOTH ON JUNE 8 AND NOVEMBER, WHATEVER THANKSGIVING MORNING, WHEN, A YOUNG CEDAR CITY COP, DID, IN FACT, STOP ME, FOR AN ALLEGED, HEADLIGHT BEING OUT, BUT, I LEFT KALISPELL, MONTANA, AT ROUGHLY 9:00 PM, DROVE ALL NIGHT, THROUGH, ALL OF MONTANA, ALL OF IDAHO, AND ALMOST ALL OF UTAH, AND FOR THE SECOND TIME, IN 44 YEARS OF DRIVING, I HAVE ANOTHER HEADLIGHT INCIDENT? I BOUGHT A NEW CAR FROM STEPHEN WADE TOYOTA, A YARIS, 2010, THAT WAS SHUT DOWN FROM SATELLITE, IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS AFTER PURCHASE, STOPPED, AT CRITICAL TIMES, IN LESS THAT TWO WEEKS, PURCHASED FOR THE INTENT OF TAKING MY $357 MILLION SECURITIES CASE AGAINST THE STATE OF MORMON, WITH A MORMON PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE COMING DOWN THE PIKE, 30,000 MORMON NSA CYBER SPIES, WHO CAN EASILY SHUT DOWN MY CAR, ON DEMAND, LIKE THEY CAN'T FRY THE FUSES IN MY HEADLIGHTS? TWICE? FUCK YEAH, I HAVE NEVER, EVER, IN 44 YEARS OF ALMOST PERFECT DRIVING HISTORY, LICENSED, INSURED, AND REGISTERED, EVER HAD A HEADLIGHT BURN OUT . . . AND BY THE WAY, I CHECKED THE LAW, AND NEITHER INCIDENT, WARRANTED, EVEN MORE THAN A WARNING, ONE WAS JUNE 8, 2012, SUMMER, SO, I AM NOT REQUIRED TO TURN ON LIGHTS AT ALL, PROBABLY WHY THE SMART OFFICER, STANDING OVER ME WHEN BOTH HEADLIGHTS BURNED OUT TOGETHER, HINT, HINT, HINT, DIDN'T GIVE ME A CITATION, HE SAW THEM BURN OUT, LIKE I CAN CONTROL THAT, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN! BUT, I AM REQUIRED BY LAW, THAT LITTLE WORD, I DO MY BEST TO FOLLOW, TO TURN LIGHTS ON, UNTIL, A HALF HOUR, "AFTER" DUSK! AND, ON THANKSGIVING MORNING, ALREADY, LIGHT, I DON'T NEED MY LIGHTS ON A HALF HOUR "BEFORE" DAWN, AND, IT WAS ALSO LIGHT! THE NATURAL LIGHT OF THE SUN, LINGERS, OR ARISES, BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER, DUSK AND DAWN, SO, NO, THERE WERE NO CITATIONS, ON EITHER, JUNE OR NOVEMBER, AND I WAS IN MONTANA, DECEMBER 8, WITH NEW CHARGES, BEING DROPPED ON ME, FRIDAY, WITH ME COPPING AN BAD ATTITUDE WITH JUDGE MILLER, WHO WAS A NAMED DEFENDANT IN MY LAWSUIT AGAINST IRON COUNTY, WAS THE JUDGE WHO ISSUED THE BOGUS WARRANT, AND ALSO, HANDLED THE ALLEGED HEARING ON THE WARRANTS, TURNED ARRAIGNMENT, AND MY RELEASE, SENDING OVER RECORD OF THE HEARING, WITH JUSTICE COURTS, NOT BEING COURTS OF RECORD? TRYING TO CONVINCE ME, THAT, I HAD CITATIONS, WHEN THERE WERE NONE ISSUED, AND THAT I HAD AN ARRAIGNMENT HEARING WITH JUDGE DUNLAP, WHEN THERE WAS NONE, BUT THERE WAS PAPERWORK, THEY DELIVERED ME AT THE JAIL A DAY LATE, SO THEY COULD FRAME ME, FOR NOT SHOWING UP TO A HEARING, BEING HELD, FOR A BOGUS, UTAH STATE BAR HEARING, TRYING TO GIVE ME ANOTHER "ATTITUDE ADJUSTIMENT" WHEN I TOLD THE JUDGE, THAT I WOULD NOT PRACTICE LAW IN A STATE THAT THREW THE CONSTITUTION OUT THE COURTROOM DOORS, JUDGE ON THE INFLUENCE OF THE MORMON CHURCH, WAS CORRUPT HEAD TO FOOT, AND WAS UNFAITHFUL TO THE RULE OF LAW . . . THE WITNESSES AGAINST ME WERE, COUNTY ATTORNEY, SCOTT GARRETT, NAMED AT THE :"KINGPIN OF THE CHEEK CASE" CORRUPTION, JUDGE ERIC LUDLOW, ALSO, INVOLVED IN A LAWSUIT WITH CLIENTS, WHOM, I MET IN HIS COURT, WHO WENT ON TO SUE THE JUDGE AND OTHERS THEMSELVES, WITH ME, COACHING THEM, BUT, TRYING TO GET COUNTY ATTORNEY BROCK BELNAP TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THE JUDGE, WHO ALSO, WAS THE FIRST INTERVIEW, I HAD OUT OF LAW SCHOOL, BEFORE, THE UTAH PROSECUTION COUNCIL, CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, OF THE UTAH ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, RACED 5 GUYS TO ST. GEORGE, UTAH, TO HIRE THIS FEMALE GOLFER, ENGLISH PROFESSOR ATTORNEY, TO BE STAFF ATTORNEY FOR THE UTAH PROSECUTION COUNCIL, HE SAID, AFTER HIRING, JUDGE DERRICK PULLINS, OF WASATCH COUNTY, MY COMPETITION, THAT, HE WISHED HE HAD HIRED ME ON THE SPOT, BEFORE THE PANEL OF ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERALS, INTERVIEWED ME AND CHOSE ME OVER 150 APPLICANTS, THE LAST WITNESSES AGAINST ME WERE THE CHEEKS THEMSELVES, WHO TRIED TO BRING, KELLY ANN BOOTHE, INTO THE VERY LUCRATIVE $56.7 MILLION LAWSUIT, AGAINST THE COUNTY, TO DEFRAY THE COSTS OF THEIR CRIMINAL CASES FOR HAYLEE CHEEKS! WHEN, I REFUSED TO TRAIN, KELLYANNE BOOTHE, ALLEGEDLY THE PROPHET'S GRAND-DAUGHTER, THEY ATTEMPTED A "HOSTILE" TAKEOVER OF THE CASE, LOOKING THE FOOLS WHEN, KELLY ANN, SHOWED UP IN FEDERAL COURT, WITHOUT A LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW IN THE FEDERAL COURTS! LOL! DROPPING NAMES TO ME OF THE JUDGE ON THE CASE, TED STEWART, WHOM, ULTIMATELY, LET BOTH JUDGE MILLER AND COUNTY ATTORNEY GARRETT OFF THE CASE, AFTER I WAS RUN FROM THE STATE, TELLING THE U.S. FEDERAL COURT, THE SAME THING IT TOLD, THE ALLEGED, UTAH STATE BAR FUCKS, WHO TOOK BRIBES, LETTING SHELLEY, LIKE JUDGE WESTFALL, USE MY BAR LICENSE TO RETAIN THE STATUS OF HAVING THE NUMBER TWO CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEY, IN THE NATION, IN THEIR BAR, WITH SHELLEYY GOING INTO THE "HALLS OF SHAME OR SHAM" PRETENDING TO BE ME, BUT WITH A WIG? CHICK WITH BLUE EYES, CONTACTS, AND "BROWN OR BRO" HAIR . . . BLONDE OR GRAY, MAYBE, NEVER BROWN, THAT WOULD BE SHELLEY OR KAY, OR SUE, ALL FAKE BITCHES TRYING TO BE ME, FOR THE CIA! I HAVE FOUR CERTIFICATES OF "GOOD STANDING" FROM THE UTAH SUPREME COURT, ONE FOR EACH LEVEL OF PRACTICE IN THE FEDERAL COURT SYSTEM, UP TO AN INCULDING, THE U.S. SUPREME BAR, AND AT THE SAME TIME, THERE IS A "KANGAROO COURT" IN IRON COUNTY, BRINGING ME, ON A HOLD OVER OR CONTINUATION OF THE "ATTITUDE ADJUSTIMENT" BRINGING ME STRAIGHT FROM JAIL, THAT I WAS ALLEGEDLY RELEASED FOR, ON A CHARGE THAT IS NOT A CRIME, TRYING TO DO A CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, JUST LIKE ALL THESE BULL SHIT CHARGES, WITH THE FILING DATE, BEING "BEFORE" THE CHARGES AND THE WARRANTS, EITHER NOT CONNECTED TO A CRIME OR VIOLATION DATE, FLOATING IN THE OZONE, OR WITH PAPERWORK, PREDATING, THE ALLEGED HEADLIGHT INCIDENT, IN DECEMBER BY TWO FUCKING DAYS! TIME LINES ARE "FUCKING EVERYTHING" . . . THE GREATEST PROTECTION WE HAVE AS, "WE THE PEOPLE" IS DUE PROCESS, NOTICE + HEARING! IN THIS CASE OR CASES, THE "NOTICE" PART WAS IGNORED, OR NOT GIVEN, GOING STRAIGHT TO THE HEARING, THAT I GOT "NO" NOTICE OF, LEADING TO, TWO "FAILURES TO APPEAR" AND TWO REVOCATIONS OF MY DRIVERS LICENSES ON TWO INCIDENTS WITHOUT A CRIME? GOOD GOD, ALMIGHTLY . . . AFTER LEAVING COURT, ON FRIDAY, I WENT BACK TO MY S DORM, AND GRABBED AN OVERSIZED, "HOLY BIBLE" OFF THE SHELF, AND OPEED THE BOOK, AND MY EYES FELL ON THIS SCRIPTURE, SO APPROPRIATE . . . I AM GOING TO DO IT BELOW, IN HUGE ASS PRINT!

PSALM 35:11

"FALSE WITNESSES DID RISE UP; THEY LAID TO MY CHARGE THINGS THAT I KNEW NOT!"

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I just got my backpack, that was separated from me, when, St. George, PD, Officer Tuumalo, arrested me, Wednesday, November 16, not 17, like the Iron County Sheriffs reported on my inmate I.D. card . . . NSA, CIA SHIT!  I knew, the cops, there were two of them, who were involved in the arrest, and they put me in the squad car, while they TOOK MY BACKPACK WITH THEM, TO THE COP SHOP . . . I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO, DOCTOR MY COMPUTER AND BLOG, TO TAKE CONTROL OF IT FOR THE TEAM, OF TITS AND ASS, COPS, WHO  THEY "WANT" TO BE ME . . . THAT LITTLE CUT AND PASTE JOB, REVEALS, EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT . . . EVERYONE HAS "ACCESS" TO MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT THE FUCKING MORMON NSA, AND SHELLEY, OR KAY, RACHEL IS TOO DUMB TO WRITE OR KNOW HOW TO HACK THIS COMPUTER AND MY BLOG, BUT THEY DO GET "ALL" LADY GAGA, JOANN'S MONEY, BUT I STILL CONTROLLED THE BLOG AND COMPUTER, SO THAT AS THE DAILY BATTLE FOR CREDIT, ME WRITING ALL, 1300 ALMOST BLOGS, WITH MY CREDENTIALS, MY FACE, AND MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY BEHIND, THE MONEY, NOW THEY, HAVE CONTROL--FREEZE THIS GOD DAMNED BLOG MONEY, IT IS ALL MINE, AS IS THE MULTI-MILLION DOLLARS OF CASES, THE WATER COMPACT IN MONTANA, MY CHILDREN, AND THE MOTHERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPON, EXIT FROM THE WASHINGTON COUNTY, PURGATORY CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, THE EXIT OFFICER, ASKED ME TO SIGN A ACCOUNT FOR ALL MY PROPERTY . . . I SAID I WANTED TO SEE THE PROPERTY FIRST, HE GOT ALL PISSY, AND SAID, WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH "YOUR" PROPERTY?  I HAD CASH!  HE TOLD ME I COULD NOT EXAMINE MY PROPERTY, SO, I SIGNED IT, AND SURE ENOUGH, UPON ARRIVAL AT THE IRON COUNTY JAIL, BOOKING, THE BOOKING CHICK, SAID, YOU HAVE, LIKE "$1.46" OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO THAT . . . I SAID, NO I HAD, $2.46 IN THE WASHINGTON COUNTY JAIL, BUT THE DEPUTY SHERIFF, STOLE A DOLLAR!

OH, A LITTLE SIDE NOTE, IN THIS PURE MELARKY AS V.P. BIDEN WOULD SAY, OR HOG WASH, AS MY VERY DIRTY FATHER WOULD SAY, WHEN OFFICER TUUMALO, AND THE OTHER SHORT, BALD, GUY, OFFICER, ARRESTED ME, FOR THE BULL SHIT WARRANTS, THE OFFICER REPORTED THAT, SOMEONE CALLED ME IN, FOR "WANTING TO GET HIT BY A CAR?"  NO, IF I WANTED TO GET HIT BY A CAR, I WOULD BE WALKING WITH MY BACK TO THE TRAFFIC, LEAVING, BLOOMINGTON HILLS, WHERE MY DAUGHTER LIVES, NOT WALKING ON THE VERY NARROW SHOULDER, AND ONCE, WHEN MY ANKLE THAT I HAVE BROKEN, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE, SHATTERING, ALL BONES, BUT THE FEMUR, WAS HURTING ME, ON THE SLANT, WITH ME BEING NEARLY 62 YEARS OLD AND AT LEAST 100 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT, STARTED TO PINCH AND HURT, IN PLACES I NEVER FELT BEFORE, I DID, GOT WHERE THE GROUND WAS FLAT, AND STAND FOR A SECOND, TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY, FULLING WATCHING TRAFFIC, THAT WAS NOT COMING AND IF IT DID, I MOVED OFF, WITH A DEADLY SLOPE AND ROCKS TO TWIST MY VERY WEAK ANKLES THAT I HAVE WALKED WITH A LIMP, SINCE I ALMOST BUSTED MY FOOT RIGHT OFF, BACK 10 YEARS AGO . . . SO AGAIN, THIS LITTLE, TRUTH, NOT OF SUICIDE, BUT WALKING OR STANDING FOR A SECOND, IN VERY LIGHT TRAFFIC, LEAD TO A GUEST APPEARANCE, AND AN ALLEGED NEW PROGRAM AT PURGATORY, THAT NO OTHER INMATE GOT, ASKING ME QUESTIONS, WITH THE INTERVIEWER, FINDING ME EXTREMELY HAPPY, NOT SUICIDAL, BUT, TAKING (1) THE MOMENT IN THE ROAD; (2) THE ALLEGED REPORT THAT I WAS TRYING TO KILL MYSELF; (3) THE LITTLE INTERVIEW . . . DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENTS?  NO, THEY ARE PART OF THIS SHIT SHOW, CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME, PLAIN AS THE WART ON YOUR NOSE, AND HELL WILL FREEZE OVER, BEFORE, I EVER SEE THEM AGAIN, AND HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BURN IN HELL! INTERVIEW OVER . . . SURE AS SHIT NOT RACHEL, KAY BABY, SHELLEY, SUE OR TIFFANY!  LOL! (4) I SAID, I WILL PAY THE BLOOD MONEY AND EXTORTION, BUT THEN, IRON COUNTY, WASHINGTON COUNTY, THE MORMON CHURCH, LAW ENFORCEMENT, ETC., FAMILY CONNECTED TO THIS CASE, WILL ALL BE SUED . . . (5) ME AND THE CHICK I WAS TALKING TO IN JAIL, WERE BOTH TAKEN TO HOLDING CELLS, ALLEGEDLY, FOR TRANSPORT, SEPARATING US FROM THE OTHER 15 OR SO GIRLS IN THE POD, LATER (6) WE WERE MOVED TO MEDICAL, D-MED, AND I STARTED LAUGHING AT TOLD THE CHICK, WHO WAS BEGGING CENTRAL, TO ALLOW HER TO CALL HER 5 YEAR OLD SON, ON HIS BIRTHDAY, TO STOP CRYING THAT THEY WERE GOING TO FRAME US OR MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE WERE SUICIDAL, WHICH WOULD LEAD TO STRIPPING US, AND PUTTING BLACK RUBBER COVERS OVER US . . . THERE WAS A THIRD CHICK, WHO WAS IN THE CELL FOR SUICIDE WATCH, WHO WAS IN JAIL FOR VIOLATING A "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE  PROTECTIVE ORDER" HER FATHER PUT ON HER, TO KEEP HER FROM HER PARENTS, WITH COPS, SHE HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE, BROWN UNIFORMS, UNMARKED CARS, PUSHING HER TO THE GROUND, LEADING TO A SPRAINED OR BROKEN FOOT, AND SUICIDE WATCH!  I SAID, THAT IS THE MORMON FATHER, "GOD SQUAD" COPS, WITHOUT STATE DUTY, BUT, MORMON DUTY, LIKE IN COLORADO CITY AND HILSDALE, THE WARREN JEFFS, TYPE COPS . . . YOUR DAD, MUST KNOW MY DAD, TAKING LESSONS, IT IS CALLED, DOING AN "HONOR KILLING IN MY CASE, OR ARREST, POSSIBLE KILLING IN HER CASE!"  SHE IS A WILKINSON, OF THE ELECTRIC COMPANY AND LIGHTING BUSINESS HERE IN ST. GEORGE . . . LITTLE PRETTY DRUGGIE, MAKING DADDY LOOK BAD!  LOL! (7) WE GO TO SLEEP, IN THESE SLED, LOOKING CUBES, WHAT WAS THE NAME, VERY SYMBOLIC, LIKE "EZBUNK?" BUT ALLEGEDLY WE WERE PUT IN THERE BECAUSE, SHE WAS BEING "EXTRIDITED TO MONTANA" HER NAME WAS RACHEL, MY SISTER, CRAZY BITCH'S NAME, AND ME TO ALLEGEDLY, IRON COUNTY; BUT (8) WHEN WE GOT INTO THE TRANSPORT, THAT REALLY DID LOOK LIKE A CRAZY ASS LOONEY, BIN TRANSPORT, I TOLD THE FEMALE DEPUTY, WITH DARK HAIR IN A BUN, A BIT, STOCKY, THAT I WAS TO BE DROPPED OFF IN CEDAR CITY, ON WARRANTS, AND SHE SAID, NO . . . YOU ARE GOING TO PROVO TO THE STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL!  LOL!  I THOUGHT, HERE WE GO AGAIN, THE "CRAZY" CARD, USED ON ME, 14 YEARS AGO, WHEN, I REFUSED TO TAKE MEDS, SO MY FATHER, HAD ME ARRESTED, PUT IN THE BEHAVIORAL HEALTH UNIT, AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL, THEN, WHEN COPS SHOWED UP TO  FORCE ME TO TAKE MEDS . . . CREATING A RECORD AND HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS, SO THEY COUULD STEAL MY IDENTITY, MY SONS' MUSIC, NOW, AGAIN, USING THE "CRAZY" CARD, I STARTED TO LAUGH!  LOL!  THE CHICK FROM IDAHO, STARTED TO SAY THE "LORD'S PRAYER" BLESSING ALL OF US, THE THREE IN THE PADDED TRANSPORT VAN, RACING, AT BREAK NECK SPEED, TO WHEREVER, UTAH, AND AFTER WITH ME, SAYING, WELL, THEY TRIED IT AGAIN, SO, WHATEVER, LAST TIME, THE STAFF, ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHY I WAS THERE? I SAID, BECAUSE, I WOULD NOT TAKE MEDS, MY FATHER WAS EMBARRASSED, WITH ME WONDERING THE STREETS OF ST. GEORGE, AND BODY OF EVIDENCE THAT THEIR LIES WERE LIES, BUT, NO, OTHER THAN THAT, NO . . . SHELLEY SHOWED UP TO VISIT ME, SHE SAID, JO, YOU HAVE "NEVER" LOOKED HAPPIER, YEAH, BECAUSE, I CHOOSE, AND ALWASY HAVE, TO MAKE THE BEST AND MOST OF MY STAY REGARDLESS OF WHERE MY "MONEY GRUBBING, GOLD DIGGING, LOSER FAMILY, OF MOBSTERS AND FAKE ATTORNEYS, PRETENDING TO BE ME, TRY TO STICK MY GOLD ASS! (9) SUDDENLY THE ROADS GOT SLIPPERY, COPS OFF THE FREEWAY, TAKING CARE OF WRECK AFTER WRECK ON BLACK ICE, AND WHETHER THE PLANS CHANGED, BECAUSE OF THE "LORD'S PRAYER" OR ME LAUGHING IT OFF, BEATING THE WRAP, ONCE, SO, KNOWING, I COULD DO IT AGAIN, LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK EVER?"  SO, I READ, TONS OF PSALMS, ALL TALKING OF ENEMIES, LAYING IN WAIT, WATCHING MY STEPS, LAYING TRAPS AND SNARES, TRYING TO HURT ME, THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD, AND THOUGH, I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE "SHADOW OF DEATH" I SHALL NOT FEAR!

FUCK YOU, ALL . . . IF GOD IS WITH YOU, NO ONE CAN BE AGAINST YOU!  IN THE LAST 6 DAYS, AND FOR GOING ON 5 YEARS NOW, I HAVE AVOIDED, LANDMINES, BOOBY TRAPS, INCINDARY DEVICES, WARRANTS, JAILINGS, LOONEY BINS, COPS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND I AM STILL, SINGLE, STILL FREE, AND "UNBROKEN!"  TAKE MY ATTITUDE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES!  LOL!