RAPID CYCLING. ANOTHER YEAR OF FABULOUS! MAKE EVERY BITE TASTE GREAT! COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF FORUM: (1) GREAT ANALYSIS OF THE SHOW FROM THE INTREPID, NAVAL SHIP, I BELIEVE, IN MOTHER EARTH MAG, THE RAG THAT BROUGHT US, THE REVELATION OF MITT'S FAMOUS STATEMENT DURING THE LAST CAMPAIGN, THAT 47% OF US ARE NOT WORTH A GRAIN OF SALT! SOME WAITER AT THE EXCLUSIVE CLUB, ROMNEY WAS HAVING HIS FUND RAISER, RECORDED THE NOW FAMOUS BLURB, ON HIS CELL PHONE AND SENT IT TO THE MAGAZINE, AND THEY GOT IT OUT TO THE WORLD, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST DAMING STATEMENTS, MITT MADE! WELL, THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN, IN A SCATHING ANALYSIS OF THE TRUMPSTER'S RESPONSES TO MATT LAUER'S VERY SOFT PEEDLE QUESTIONS, BEING ACCUSED OF BEING SEXIST, LAUER, ASKED HILLARY VERY HARD QUESTIONS, THEN CUT HER OFF AND DENIED HER THE OPPORTUNITY TO ANSWER, NEVER ONCE DID THAT TO TRUMP! . . . I THINK, DONALD TRUMPS HAS DYSLEXIA--WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO BE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF? I HAVE GOOD JUDGEMENT? POINT BY POINT, MOTHER EARTH, AND BELIEVE ME, THEY DIDN'T NEED TO MAKE UP THE RESPONSES, THEY GIVE THE QUESTION MATT LAUER ASKED THE CANDIDATE, AND THE LAME ASS ANSWERS THE DONALD GAVE IN RESPONSE TO THOSE EASY QUESTIONS, WITH TRUMP SPOUTING THE PRAISES OF RUSSIA'S PRESIDENT PUTIN, AND TRASHING AMERICAN, PRESIDENT, HELLO, TRUMP, PRESIDENT OBAMA! THEN HE TALKS ABOUT SOME OF THE CONFLICTS, RIGHT NOW, WITH RUSSIAN JETS, TAUNTING AMERICAN MILITARY AIRCRAFTS, LIKE RUSSIA IS BULLYING THE U.S., UNDER PRESIDENT OBAMA, WHEN OBAMA IS AT A SUMMIT OR WAS, WITH PUTIN, STANDING A HEAD TALLER THAN PUTIN, AND ALL THINGS ARE SYMBOLIC, TRYING TO WORK OUT AGREEMENTS IN SYRIA WITH ASSAD, AND ALSO, TO DEAL WITH ISIS . . . PULL YOU HEAD OF OUR YOUR, ORANGE ASS, DONALD! WE WANT A PRESIDENT, WHO IS BORDERLINE, GIVING AID AND COMFORT TO OUR ENEMIES? SURE, WE CAN GET ALONG, BUT THERE HAVE BEEN THINGS IN THE PAST YEAR OR SO, LIKE TAKING CRIMEA FROM THE UKRAINE, WHO IS PRO-WESTERN, AND GETTING AID FROM AMERICA, AND SIDING WITH THE BULLY WHO DID THIS ACT OF AGRESSION AND IMPERIALISM! ALL DONE WITH TANKS ON THE BORDERS OF THE UKRAINE OR OTHER PARTS OF THEIR COUNTRY . . . A WE ARE TALKING TREASON, WE HAVE SANCTONS OR DID AGAINST RUSSIA OVER THIS, AND OTHER ISSUES! EVENTUALLY, WE WOULD LIKE WORLD PEACE, TO SIT DOWN AND USE DIPLOMACY, WHICH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND SECRETARY OF STATE, FORMERLY, HILLARY CLINTON FAVORED, AS THEY STILL DO, REFUSING TO SENT GROUND TROOPS INTO LYBIA AND SYRIA, BUT SUPPORTING LOCAL FORCES, THROUGH AIRSTRIKES, TRAINING, AND AID! IF THE LOCALS, OR THOSE COUNTRIES IN THE REGION ARE NOT WILLLING TO STEP UP AND TAKE ON ISIS, WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT THERE, WHY SHOULD WE SENT TROOPS INTO THE AREA, AND PUT OUR SOLDIERS IN HARMS WAY? TRUMP SAYING, AS FOR IRAQ, THAT HE WOULD HAVE TAKEN THEIR OIL? BY LEAVING MEN OVER THEIR TO GUARD IT? A, LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH ISIS, AND THE THREAT OF TERRORIST ATTACKS, AS IT IS, DOES TRUMP SERIOUSLY, THINK, WE WON OVER IN IRAQ AND WE ARE ENTITLED TO THE SPOILS OF WAR? WHAT ABOUT THE OIL GLUT IN AMERICA? SINCE PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS TAKEN OFFICE, WE HAVE BECOME GIANT OIL PRODUCERS, EVEN CAPPING OFF OUR OIL RESERVES, AND WE HAVE BECOME LESS TIED TO THE MIDEAST OIL MACHINES! I MEAN, WHO IS DOING TRUMP'S ALLEGED, INTELLIGENCE BREIFINGS? HITLER? LOL!

I Am Back In Dixie, Or Southern Utah, Scene of the Crimes!  I Don't Have Cops Tracking Me, But Suntran Bus Vans!  LOL!  Honesty is ALWAYS the BEST POLICY!  Even for Mormons!  I Am Not My Big Boobed, Boring Sister, Rachel Southwick-Hickey-Moosman-Kennedy!  Dick and Helen Southwick, Allegedly, the People Who Gave Birth to Me, Had 8 Children, I Was the Golden Girl Child, They Decided To Divide Up, Dismember My Assets, Life, Kids, Resume, Law Practice, Etc., and Play the Socialists They Have NEVER Been, Giving to Each Child Equally, Part and Parcel of Me!  What Fools, Like I Was or Am Going to Sit Back and Let That One Happen!  LOL!  You Can Bet Your Life On, NOT!

QUICK LOCAL REMINDER OF WHO IS WHO!

• Shelley Southwick Anderson Yeman, what the fucker ever?  Shelley is brunette, about 5'10 inches tall, she has four children, Jesse, Isaac, Alex and Ty . . . Ty got his Duty to God Award in the 52nd Ward in Bloomington, while living on Sugar Leo.  Shelley has a biology degree from Utah State University, she has been in recent years, a salesperson for Gumdrop Books, Scholastic Books, she worked with mortgage refinances, later, practiced law without a license, and tried to help people losing their homes in the mortgage crunch, later, she decided to be me, and practice law, with the total, absolute, authorization of the southern Utah, judges, cops, prosecutors, who could not handle me . . . I would guess that, large electric guitar, in town square, which is made, symbolically, of license plates, as in lying on licenses, would represent, a local rock star, more in the order of my son, Elliot Taylor Secrist, of hard rock band of 2008, God's Revolver, "Little Black Horse Where Are You Going With Your Dead Rider?" fame, that Isaac and the Mo mafia, real mob, MIB, tried to pass off as, his cousin, Elliot, the real brilliant bass guitarist, not some cheap ass knock off brand, like Isaac, in the Alamo, or Shelley pretending, in the same manner to be me! 
• JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., former, staff attorney, Utah Prosecution Council, Criminal Enforcement Division, Utah Attorney Generals Office; Assistant Attorney General, Health and Drivers License Divisions, Utah Attorney Generals Office; staff attorney, Utah Division of Aging, general counsel, Utah Medical Association; professor, BYU, U of U, and UVU, #2 in the nation, in civil rights defense, criminal defense attorney, constitutional law attorney, now blogger, bad ass con law chick blog, #1 in the world!  I have 4 children, Greta Secrist Hyland, Nicole Secrist Mayor, Christian Secrist and Elliot Secrist, bands, Parallax, Maroloka, God's Revolver, Worst Friends (Family) and now, the Ditch and the Delta, just kicked a new CD out, lately, he got in an accident, his girlfriend's car got stolen, and she had a bottle rocket hit and burn her leg . . . old time mob shit, or just bad luck . . . I would bet, the new CD, has something to do with the sabotage of gigs and tours!.  I have been up in Montana, seeking political, religious, and constitutional asylum, after numerous attempted homicide or murder hits, being basically, run out of the state of Mormon, for my $357 million securities case, Brock v. Herbert, $56.7 million Iron County Corruption case, Cheek v. Garrett, and about $400 million worth of more cases, against Homeland Security, Department of Justice, ICE or Immigration, Customs Enforcement, Las Vegas Review Journal, state of Nevada, and many criminal cases, with cases in California, Nevada, Idaho, Colorado, Utah, and growing!  I am blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'7" or 5.7.5" my daughter thinks I am shrinking!
• Susan Southwick Schmidt, a history, poly sci major, from the U of U, taught English, has been a housewife for the last 40 years, just returned from a mission in Turkey with her husband Kevin.  Sue is brown, or grey now, is about 5'11, or tall, her children, are Sarah, Sam, Meg, Annie, and Stafford.  She lives over around Camino Real, over near the new soccer park.  Sue has lived in Germany, England, New York, Boston, Pennsylvania, now St. George, and she is NO LAWYER! nor ME!  LOL!  She always wanted to be, but NO DICE! MS. LIES!
• Richard Glenn Southwick II, is allegedly deceased, he was living in Idaho, and had 10 kids, that I could only name a few of them, Rickie, RaShawn, Skye, Orion, Ariel, and that is as good as I get!  Richard was an institute and seminary teacher, later and assessor.
• Marcie Southwick Nelson, housewife, she has 5 children, Kelly, David, Kate, Joe, and Tipper, and lives in Bountiful, with her dentist husband, Mark.
• Rachel Marie Southwick Hickey Moosman Kennedy look-alike, CIA Mormon style!  LOL!  Rachel is 5'11" and has feet that look like ski's!  She was a flight attendant for United Airlines for about 17 years, until she decided, she could go from being a private investigator on one case, with local, PI, David Doddridge, to attorney, via, help from the boyz clubz!  Rachel has four children, all younger than my oldest, so, no mother for my kids, as much as she prefers to call mine hers, no, way, am I taking credit for her broody, moody, mess, and gaggle of kids, Stephanie, Matthew, Emily, and Scotty, who has issues, and who would not, with you mother pretending you are not her kids!  LOL!  Rachel, has been anyone from Sarah Palin, to Me, in the last four to eight years, that CIA Make a Wish Foundation, always in my shadows, she decided to get a knock off degree, through me, and then after Sarah was trashed, she decided to be more legitimate, and take my place, when I left Utah, having my tired with incendiary devices, bombs, sabotage of my engine, tranny, oil filters, tires unscrewed, and all manner of death traps, to kill me, so the booby prize Rachel, could take my place!  It is not that easy, Rach, loser!  LOL
• Jared Southwick, former, IT person for the State of Mormon Department of Education, later, head supervisor for stealing my blog, along with Gina Merrell of Washington City, Utah, Jared is a wanna be cop!  He always was a rat!  Jared has three children, Cheyanne, can't remember the other two, I have not been a member of the family, since they decided to steal my son's music and later, when they decided to make other sisters ME!  FUCK'EM, who needs them, they want to be me, not the other way around!  GOOD RIDANCE, Mo SHMO!
• Tiffany Southwick Harris, of Little Valley, EMT, allegedly, now that, I am looking younger than all my younger sisters, it is Tiff's turn to play me!  LOL!  Good luck!  Tiff and Dave have 6 children, Glenn, Jennifer, Jessie, Bridgette, Jed, and Lucy.  I used to have to coach and train, both Tiff and Jared, in English, so I doubt, Tiff is going to be the blogger, nor Rachel, who could not write a fucking email, last I checked, Shelley will try, she has been in training for the last 7 years, still can't do it, and Sue, has no personality, or sense of humor!

Book of Mormon . . . Only the Righteous Shall Prosper . . . And We Will Lie, Steal, Cheat, and Kill, to Appear to Be Righteous!

Don't be Fooled by the Old Mormon Patriarch Routine, Just as Corrupt as the Next Bernie Madoff!  LOL!

GHOST RIDER DAUGHTER . . . CALL YOUR FUCKING MORMON MILITIA OFF!