POLITICAL PLANET. SPY HUNTING. ESPIONAGE. SEDITION. PLAYTIME. RUNS IN THE FAM. TERRITORY AHEAD. GO PRO. GO TRAVEL. HAWK 'N' DOVE. NIXON ROOM. FEDERAL BUREAU OF IMPEACHMENT. TRVIA TEAM. I GET NERVOUS WHEN MY PHONE BUZZES. --KELSEY ATWOOD. COMEY TRIED TO BLEND IN WITH THE WHITE HOUSE CURTAINS TO AVOID TRUMP. LOL. FIRING COMEY, ENDING WITH A PHOTO SHOT WITH KISSINGER? WHO IS TRUMP ATTORNEY? SENIOR ADVISOR? JARED? BORN, AFTER WATERGATE? LOL! IVANKA GOING ON TRIP WITH DADDY? NICE. GLAD THE NATION IS IN SUCH EXPREIENCED HANDS? YIKES! "DON'T ASSUME THAT THIS DEMOCRACY HOLDS FOR ANOTHER 230 YEARS." CHRIS MURPHY, (D. CT.) "YOU'VE GOT TO BE ACTIVELY TENDING TO IT AND PROTECTING IT!" DITTO. SMILE! THANKS SENATOR, I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THAT FOR 23 YEARS! LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME, HOMELESS! NICE TO HAVE SOME HELP. LOL. HEY, SORRY TO THE ROGER AILES, FAMILY, WHEN, I SAID, I WANTED THE OLD GUARD, GOP BULLS TO DIE OFF, I DIDN'T MEAN, THIS WEEK! NO, SERIOUSLY, SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, AND OUR GAIN. TAKE SEXISM AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT WITH YOU, ROGER! TRUMP DENIES COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA BUT SAYS I 'SPEAK FOR MYSELF' . . . ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN? MOSCOW SAYS U.S. COALITION STRIKES ON SYRIAN FORCES ARE "UNACCEPTABLE" . . . IT IS ONE THING FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND RUSSIA, TO TO WANT TO RESET THE RELATIONSHIP, AND I AM ALL FOR THAT, BUT, IT IS THOSE PESKY, GEOPOLITICAL CONFLICTS THAT JUST FUCK IT UP FOR EVERYONE! ARMS LENGTH PRES., THERE ARE REASONS, WE ARE FRIENDLY WITH SOME NATIONS AND NOT SO WITH OTHERS! WE JUST DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE, ON SOME THINGS, BUT WE CAN WORK ON THE AREAS WE AGREE ON, AND PERHAPS, WORK OUT THOSE WE DISAGREE ON? MAYBE? I THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. FORMER FBI DIRECTOR, COMEY, TRIED TO WEAR A BLUE SUIT TO BLEND IN WITH THE CURTAINS IN THE BLUE ROOM, HE TRIED TO DISTANCE HIMSELF, FROM THE PRESIDENT AT A RECENT, LAW ENFORCEMENT MEETING, BUT, LIKE ME ON "FAMILY FEUD" BEFORE, RICHARD DAWSON, LONG TIME TV HOST, OF THE SHOW, I COULDN'T AVOID HIS UNWANTED KISS . . . COMEY TRIED TO ESCAPE THE HUG AND AIR KISS OF PRESIDEDNT TRUMP . . .WHOOOPS! MAYBE JIM, SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT ON THE CHEEK AND THEN, TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK! LOL! TRUMP, THE REAL "SHOWBOATER" AND "GRANDSTANDER" IN CHIEF, DIDN'T LEAVE THE FBI DIRECTOR MUCH CHOICE. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, THAT IT WAS THE DEATH NAIL, WHEN, TRUMP SAID TO COMEY: "HE'S BECOME MORE FAMOUS THAN ME." DUCK, RUN FOR COVER, WATCH OUT, COVER YOUR BACK! I WORKED FOR A DEMCRAT, ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND WHEN,, I STARTED TO GET TOP BILLED SPEAKING, AND SHE STARTED TO NO SHOWS, BECAUSE, STANDING SIDE BY SIDE, IT WAS HIGHLY EVIDENT WHO KNEW THEIR STUFF AND WHO DIDN'T! AT ONE CONFERENCE WITH THE DOCTORS, DEALING WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT, THE UTAH AG, DID A NO SHOW, I HAD TO DO MY SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT, HER PART, AND COVER A PANEL DISCUSSION, BOTH OF US WERE TO SIT ON! MY DAYS WERE NUMBERED, AFTER THAT. DURING HER RE-ELECTION, SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD TAKE MY TV SPOT, WITH A LOCAL, PIT BULL, REPORTER, I BRIEFED, HER ON THE ISSUES, THE BEST I COULD, STOOD AT THE DOOR, LISTENING, GRIMACING, WHEN, THE REPORTED, ACCUSED THE AG OF MAKING UP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, NEW AT THE TIME, FOR POLITICAL REASONS . . . SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH GRASP OF THE SUBJECT, NOR THE ARGUMENTS, STATISTICS, AND EXAMPLES TO PERSUADE HIM, OF HER POSITIONS, THAT, WERE REALLY, MY POSITIONS! I FINALLY, SLIDE AWAY FROM THE DOOR, EXPECTING TO HEAR, DECORATIVE PLATES, ON JAN'S BOOKSHELF, TO GO FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM AT THE TV REPORTER AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST . . . DON'T THINK THE INTEVIEW EVER AIRED. THE ATORNEY GENERAL, STARTED GETTING INVOLVED IN MY SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS, AND DENYING ME, TIME TO GIVE THE SPEECHES, AND IT WAS ALL DOWN HILL FROM THAT POINT ON! NOBODY TOLD ME, WHEN, YOU WORK FOR A POLITICAL OFFICE, YOU CAN'T BE MORE POPULAR, FAMOUS, OR HAVE A BETTER GRASP OF THE TOPICS AND ISSUES . . . MIGHT AS WELL, SIGN YOUR DEATH CERTIFICATE IN THAT OFFICE! LOL! I SAW THE WRITING ON THE WALL, WHEN, SHE TRIED TO BURY ME, SO, I JUMPED SHIP EARLY, AND TOOK A JOB, IN THE STATE GOVERNMENT, BUT IN A DIVISION, THAT STILL WORKED WITH THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, SO, I COULD CONTINUE TO SHINE IN HER FACE, BUT, NEVER AGAIN, DID I WORK IN THAT OFFICE UP ON CAPITOL HILL! LOL. I CAN ALMOST FEEL YOUR PAIN, JIM. IT WAS REALLY, THAT 'POOR, POOR TV PERFORMANCE" IN FRONT OF THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE! LOL! TOO BAD, SNL, DIDN'T CREATE A CHARACTER, LIKE THEY DID WITH SPICER, TO SAVE YOUR ASS FROM TRUMP AND UP YOUR RATINGS! IT IS ALL ABOUT THE RATINGS TO THIS TV REALITY SHOW HOST, ASK ARNOLD! YA, GOTTA LOVE THIS PREZ., ALWAYS SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT. I WANTED HILLARY TO WIN, SO I COULD STOP WRITING . . . THEN, WE GOT TRUMP, AND I WRITE ON AN AVERAGE OF TWO TIMES A DAY, JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF! I TURN ON THE NEWS, AS ENTERTAINMENT, AND FEEL IT IS MY DUTY, TO RIGHT ALL THESE WRONGS, OR EXPLAIN, THE REAL PROBLEMS, OR CORRECT, THE JOKERS, I HEAR TALKING ABOUT THIS OR THAT. FUCK, I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB! TRUMP IS CREATING NEW JOBS, FOR BLOGGERS, POLITICAL ACTIVISTS, COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS, AND PAID PROTESTORS! LOL! HEY, WERE THOSE, ERDOGAN, THUGS, WHO BEAT UP THE KURDS "PEACEFULLY" PROTESTING, THE PRESIDENT'S POLICIES ON SHUTTING DOWN, OVER 200 MEDIA ORGANIZATIONS, AND JAILING 120 REPORTERS AND JOURNALISTS, PAID GOONS? WAS THAT ALL MADE FOR TV OR ERDOGAN'S ENTERTAINMENT? HE SEEMED TO ENJOY IT! HOW FUN . . . ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THE NEWS, ALL THE WAY, YET, AND ALL I KNOW, IT PRESIDENT TRUMP, RUNNING THE COUNTRY, IN 100 DAY, CYCLES, CAN'T LEAVE THE RUSSIAN PROBE ALONE, NOR THE FBI INVESTIGATION . . . IT IS HARD TO PLAY BY THE RULES, SPECIAL PROSECUTOR MUELLER, DO'NT GO NEAR THE BLUE ROOM WITH THE BIG BLUE CURTAINS! IF THE PRESIDENT WANTS DINNER WITH YOU . . . RUN, LIKE THE PLAGUE! LOL! WASHINGTON, D.C., HAS NOW MIXED, ACCESS HOLLYWOOD, THE GROPER-IN-CHIEF, WITH THE OLD UGLY HOLLYWOOD, ALL GATHERED IN ONE LITTLE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD! OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL, WORLD THIS WORLD IS! SO COOL, SO INTERESTING, SO CHALLENGING. WE ARE ALL JUST DOING OUR BEST! FOR SOME, THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. LIVE BY THE SWORD, DIE BY THE SWORD, AND REMEMBER, THE WORD IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SWORD! GOOD LUCK, PREZ., WE GOT YOUR BACK, HERE AT HOME . . . KNOCK'EM DEAD, SHAKE A LEG, BRING HOME THE BACON, DAZZLE THEM, WITH YOUR CHARM AND SMILE, AND DO AMERICA PROUD! SERIOUSLY, WE ARE ALL BEHIND YOU! GOOD LUCK ON THE 9 DAY WORLD BLITZ! KISSES TO THE WORLD, THIS BEAUTIFUL, MONTANA SUNSHINE, BRILLIANT DAY! FOR MONTANA, IT IS LOVE . . . PRESIDENT KENNEDY. HERE COMES THE REST OF OUR LIVES . . .