THE HOT PINK, BLACK POCKA-DOT BRA! THE REAL JESSICA! LOL. QUESTIONS ABOUT LA FITNESS GYM, THE MAKE-UP OF MALE TO FEMALE RATIO, THE AGES OF THE FITNESS CROWD, AND WHAT CONDITION DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN, TO GO AND BE ALLOWED AS A MEMBER? LOL. HOT TRAMP, HORNY, 27 YEAR OLD, IS THE ONE, WHO, WAS LOCKED IN THE DORMS THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN, THE 6 TO 10 HOT EMT/D.E.A. AGENTS, WERE IN THE HALLS . . . THEY COULD CHECK US OUT, BUT WE WERE LOCKED IN THE DORMS FOR WALKING BY TOO OFTEN! SEVERAL OF THE GALS, HAD THE HOTS FOR ONE OR ANOTHER OF THE MEN, A RARE, BREED IN THE HALLOWED, HALLS OF THE HAMMOND HOUSE! LOL! ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE! LOL. I LOVE THIS PLACE!
Ever since, Jessica, the stargazing mystic, did a star chart and tarot card reading on me, she feels, she knows me intimately and all she needs to do, to get to know me further, is to fill in a few of the juicy details of my life, about my lovers, all my husbands, and curious about, me being a virgin when I got married, and what I think about this and that, always, picking my brains! She is always grateful for a different perspective, as am I for her. We get down and dirty, fun, laugh, blush, and like two school girls, enjoy a fun topic, and an enlivened, discussion on topics, most women, and men, perhaps, shy away from . . . not me, by far the most interesting, topics! LOL. After grilling me, about this or that, on the LA Fitness Lifestyle, somehow we morphed, into hour favorite subject, men and sex! Surprise, surprise.
We compared notes on our first experiences with sex . . . Jessica is very low keyed, and speaks in this droll, less than enthusiastic manner! which always, for me at least, lends to more fun, and interest, seeing she is so, matter of fact about the topics! My first time, was fast, and that was about all I remember. What? LOL. She laughs, that, as a virgin, I had no idea, about, what the fuck, semen was, and thought, that if I had sex, prior to marriage, I sure as shit wouldn't have had it twice! LOL. I add a few, funny stories from my girlfriends, from high school, not surprising, most of us have been divorced, with our total black out of knowledge on sex . . . Barbara, I have been more turned on with a handshake! Argument for, premarital sex, which we also debate, and her husband, said, back, if I had known you were this fat, I wouldn't have married you!
The jury on premarital sex, is not conclusive, and there are no, tried and true measurable, pros and cons, as to what works best and what doesn't? I told her of, my friend's mother, who, was terrified, as a virgin, taught all her life, that sex was to be shunned, until she got married, and all the sudden it is okay? Her loving husband, took 6 months to break her in, on sex, and Jessica was fascinated by that, seeing she, wasn't necessarily raped, but pressured into sex, and not good sex either! So, that kind of started the ball rolling on our discussion. I asked her what kind of man, she was looking for, and I would check out who fits that, model at the gym! LOL. As serious, as I was joking, she said, I like, short, small men. You what?
Jessica's first boyfriend, of I think about four years, fit that description. We all have imprints of lovers, past, present and future, and I have found in all my experience, that, I have, several classes of men, who set the standard, for me, and others, who fit that mold, seem to be able to just walk in and take up where the other left off, in that class, if that makes sense. The first cut is the deepest, learn to love again, but it seems, that, sometimes, fate would have it, that you meet the same type guy, and you finish what you started or were unable to finish with the other guy, for one reason or another, and history, either repeats itself, or, you are, given a second change with, a surrogate, but, in a totally, new start. FALL AGAIN!
I GUESS HE WANTED ME TO BE BETTY BAD ASS IN BED?
Jessica, took me in her, very low keyed, almost expressionless, story, through, her grandma's similar questions about, the size of this lover, all 5'4" of him, skinny, small, but, she thought, beautiful. Grandma didn't see it. All the sudden, Jessica starts talking about, this Betty Bad ASS, who stole her boyfriend away, her 300 lb. plus body, alcohol, drugs, and porn, challenging her, for the attention of this man, or boy. She was dumbfounded by, his attraction to this gross woman? Was it the porn, the amped up, sex? the want of a three-some. She could never understand, and still doesn't his attraction for this woman, who dominated his life, from, the first meeting on, and who taunted, and trashed, Jessica, on social media, in phone calls, and wherever she could, until finally, Jessica, just let the man, go. I was curious, where she met this dude, and how, they got together, seeing he caused her so much pain, or so it seemed, still, giving her, the model for all men, to love in the future, or looking for Mr. Right, in his form?
HERE IS THE RUB, THE SLAP IN THE FACE, THE REAL KICKER, TO THE STORY, AND PROBABLY, WHY, ALL HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GYM . . . SHE MET HIM, AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. STILL PUZZLED, THAT HE WOULD DUMP HER, FOR THIS MASSIVE, ABUSIVE, SHREW OF A WOMAN, CONTROLLING AND MEAN, HE CHOSE THE FAT CHICK, OVER HER! LOL. THERE IS MORE THAN, MEETS THE EYE?
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER?
NO WONDER, THE LA FITNESS IS SUCH A QUESTION FOR HER . . . AM I GOING TO GET IN SHAPE AGAIN, ONLY TO HAVE SOME ASSHOLE DUMP MY ASS?
LIFE IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!
BUT, THE BRA IS A NICE TOUCH! LOL!
LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF AND WITH OTHERS, AND YOU WILL HAVE A LIFETIME OF ENTERTAINMENT, AND IT IS FREE!
SMILE.
P.S., SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT, ONE OF THE HOT HAMMOND TRAMPS, DIGGING ON THE MASSIVE BALD DUDE, IN THE D.E.A., HUGE . . . SO, NOT KNOWING WHO IT WAS, BUT LEARNING THAT WHOEVER, WAS LOCKED IN THE DORMS, BECAUSE, SHE KEPT, BUGGING THE ALLEGED EMT'S, I ASKED, JESSICA, IF SHE WAS THE ONE WHO LIKED THE BIG ASS BALD DUDE? SEE, SAID, NO, I TOLD YOU, I LIKE, LITTLE MEN.
OH, YEAH! LOL. SILLY ME?
LIKE SEX ON A WATER BED? LOL. FOR HIM, AND THE FAT CHICK! BUT JESSICA IS BIGGER THAN THAT TOO! ONE OF MY FRIEND, BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIPYARD, SAID HE LIKED SMALL MEN, SO SHE COULD CARRY THEM AROUND? WHAT? LOL. DIFFERENT STROKES. THERE YOU HAVE IT MEN, FROM THE MOUTHS OF, THE LADIES ARE TRAMPS!
LOL.
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!
JUST KIDDING.
OH, THE FUN OF LIFE!
KISS.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEKEND, SORT OF . . . DON'T GET TERRIFIED! THE 300 POUND BABE IS ALREADY TAKEN!
LOL.
P.S., SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT, ONE OF THE HOT HAMMOND TRAMPS, DIGGING ON THE MASSIVE BALD DUDE, IN THE D.E.A., HUGE . . . SO, NOT KNOWING WHO IT WAS, BUT LEARNING THAT WHOEVER, WAS LOCKED IN THE DORMS, BECAUSE, SHE KEPT, BUGGING THE ALLEGED EMT'S, I ASKED, JESSICA, IF SHE WAS THE ONE WHO LIKED THE BIG ASS BALD DUDE? SEE, SAID, NO, I TOLD YOU, I LIKE, LITTLE MEN.
OH, YEAH! LOL. SILLY ME?
LIKE SEX ON A WATER BED? LOL. FOR HIM, AND THE FAT CHICK! BUT JESSICA IS BIGGER THAN THAT TOO! ONE OF MY FRIEND, BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIPYARD, SAID HE LIKED SMALL MEN, SO SHE COULD CARRY THEM AROUND? WHAT? LOL. DIFFERENT STROKES. THERE YOU HAVE IT MEN, FROM THE MOUTHS OF, THE LADIES ARE TRAMPS!
LOL.
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!
JUST KIDDING.
OH, THE FUN OF LIFE!
KISS.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEKEND, SORT OF . . . DON'T GET TERRIFIED! THE 300 POUND BABE IS ALREADY TAKEN!
LOL.