TOPOGRAPHY OF TERROR. THE STRANGER. YEEEZE. TAKE IT E-Z. CURVY WIDOW. FUNIBET. ALL TERRAN SHOCK. NEXT. STEAL HIS HEART: A BAD BOY ROMANCE NOVEL. LOL. MANGOS TANGY & SWEET SNACKS. DON'T HANG BY THE DOOR. TO CALM WEARY LIVES, A NIGHT OF FRIGHT. PROPERTY DOCTORS: ONE CALL WE DO IT ALL. KILLING TO COVER A CRIME. HIT MEN IN LA FITNESS AURORA! DESPERATE MEASURES. MECHANICAL ORDER. ICONIC. CREATIVE. CONNECTED. TO MOVE ON, A SINGER LOOKS BACK TO TEXAS. ALL THAT DANCE? MY GOOD SKIN. STRAIGHT RAZOR SHAVE. COME ON BABY, FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED. I'M INCOMPLETE . . . YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED . . . SHE WAS PRACTICED IN THE ART OF DECEPTION, WITH BLOOD ON HER HANDS. SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED. PHINNEY UNITED METHODIST CHURCH: YOU ARE LOVED, CHERISHED, AND BELIEVED. THANK YOU FOR THAT SIGN. I NEEDED IT! KISSES. WHETHER YOU INTENDED IT TO BE PERSONAL, I TOOK IT THAT WAY. LINDA: THEY CAN'T DO THAT! I KNOW, BUT THEY DID! WELL, THEY CAN'T DO THAT . . . BUT THEY DID! FACT IS OFTEN STRANGER THAN FICTION. THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS AS THEY SEEM! WHAT MAKES YOUR BREED MAGNIFICENT MAKES IT UNIQUE. NICKY FARMS. MINI-ME. BLUE BLOODS NIKKI, DAUGHTER OF THE PROSECUTOR, GRAND-DAUGHTER OF THE COMMISSIONER, GREAT GRAND-DAUGHTER OF THE FORMER CHIEF OF POLICE AND NEW YORK COMMISSIONER . . . THE VOICE OF OPPOSITION, IN THE FAMILY, THAT IS FAR TOO INCESTUOUS, VIOLATING THE RULES OF ETHICS AND PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT, FUCKING ALL THE TIME! MY DREAM BABY! LOL. # BORN TO DARE! MOM'T STAMP OF APPROVAL. SMILE. F.B.I. PROFILE . . . WELL, LOOK WHO HIS MOTHER IS! KISS. GOOD LUCK! YOU DIDN'T SILENCE ME, YOU MAGNIFIED ME, 4X4! JUST WAIT, THEY ARE JUST GETTING THEIR WINGS, SOON THEY WILL FLY! ANOTHER INTERESTING FACT, IN MOST, COP SHOWS, THE WIFE IS ALWAYS DEAD, THE CHERISHED, SAINTLY WIFE, THEY WERE MARRIED TO, BUT, LONG GONE, SO AS NOT TO POSE ANY OPPOSITION TO THE MAN! NICE. WHAT THE FUCK EVER! YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT. COURTLY DEEDS FOR DEAD WIFE, SO YOU CAN FUCK AROUND, AS THE WIDOWER! NOT COOL. WOMEN HOLD UP HALF THE WORLD, OR IN MY MIND, MORE! THEY SAY THAT MEN, THINK ABOUT SEX, EVERY 20 MINUTES . . . NO WONDER, IN THE UTAH CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, ONE FEMALE ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, OF 11 MALE COLLEAGUES, NO WONDER, I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER GOT ANYTHING DONE! A ROOM FULL OF PROSECUTORS, COULD BE DISGUSING, WHETHER TO RAISE THE AGE OF STATUTORY RAPE TO 18, AND DOING SO FOR HOURS, BUSY, I WOULD WALK BY, AND THEY WOULD CALL ME IN THE ROOM FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS, ASK ME WHAT I THOUGHT, AND I SAID, IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE ARRESTING HALF THE COLLEGE CAMPUSES! LOL. FROWNS AROUND THE ROOM, LIKE WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT? LOL. YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT MY JUICY ASS! LOL. MEN! YOU GOTTA LOVE'EM, CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, OR WITHOUT THEM! LOL. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE, THIS MORNING, WHILE I WAS GETTING BREAKFAST OR EATING, THERE WAS THIS SIGN, ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF WORKING AT MCDONALD'S RESTAURANT, AND THEY ARE GREAT, PARENTS, MIGHT ENCOURAGE COLLEGE BOUND, KIDS, TO START WORKING THERE, OR DURING THE SUMMER . . . STUDIES HAVE FOUND, THAT, A VERY HIGH PERCENTAGE OF CORPORATE C.E.O.'S, STARTED THEIR WORKING CAREERS, AT FAST FOOD JOINTS! HERE ARE SOME OTHER REASONS, TO CONSIDER STEERING YOU KIDS, TO ONE OF MANY, PLACES WHO HELP KIDS GET THROUGH COLLEGE: (1) FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES; (2) WORLD-CLASS TRAINING . . . THERE IS A REASON, SOME BUSINESSES SURVIVE AND OTHERS DON'T! OFTEN THE TRAINING OF THE EMPLOYEES! (3) HIGH SCHOOL COMPLETION COURSES--THE WAY TO NEVER LIVE IN POVERTY, GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND NEVER GET A DIVORCE! ALSO COLLEGE TUITION ASSISTANCE; (4) ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASSES AND MORE! THAT IS AMAZING, IF YOU ASK ME! GREAT MODEL FOR OTHER CORPORATIONS WANTING TO HELP, THE ECONOMY AND HELP GET PEOPLE EDUCATED! EDUCATION MEANS A BETTER LIFE! PERIOD! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. ANOTHER PERK, THAT IS HELPFUL, AND A BENEFIT TO RETAIN EMPLOYEES, IS AN ORCA CARD SUBSIDY, OR PART OF THE BENEFITS PACKAGES FOR WORKER, TO INCLUDE IN THE HEALTH BENEFITS AND RETIREMENT, IS CONTRIBUTING TO THE ENVIROMNENT, AND CUTTING DOWN ON TRAFFIC! FOR EVERY RIDER, THERE IS ONE LESS CAR ON THE STREETS! TAMING THE BIG FOOT PRINT IN WASHINGTON! 1500 PEOPLE A DAY ARE MOVING TO SEATTLE! NICE TO SAY, THAT, BUS RIDERSHIP IS UP, 32%, THIS QUARTER ALONE! THE BUSES ARE PACKED TO THE GILLS! ONE ROUTE I TAKE, GENERALLY, HAS ABOUT 3 RIDERS, IN BELLEVUE, BUT, A WEEK AGO, THERE WAS A BUS LOAD! A BUS PASS IS A GREAT WAY, TO SAVE MONEY, GET SOME ALONE TIME, READ, CATCH UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND MEET NEW FRIENDS! JUST LAST NIGHT, SOME DUDE, GOT ON THE BUS, AND HE SAID, DO YOU REMEMBER ME? A NO. I MET YOU ABOUT A MONTH AGO. OH, YEAH, YOU ARE THE DUDE WHO WORKS AT THE HOSPITAL, RIGHT AND JUST MOVED TO GREENWOOD! YEAH. FUN TO CONNECT WITH OTHERS IN THE COMMUNITY! I NOTICED THE SIGN OR WRITING ON THE BUS THIS MORNING . . . "YOUR OWN, PERSONAL METRO!" NO SHIT! MY QUICK CAB. MY GET AWAY CAR. MY SANITY FROM INSANE SEATTLE TRAFFIC! MY LISTEN TO MY MUSIC AND CHILL TIME! LOVE THE RIDE! BUS DRIVERS ARE ALL COOL TOO . . . THE PATIENCE OF JOB! AND THE ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE! MOST RIDES ARE LACK LUSTER, WITH EVERYONE MELLOW AND COOL, EVEN, WITH THE BUS PACKED, WITH 5 O'CLOCK RIDERS, GOING HOME. HOWEVER, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU GET A CRAZY ASS RIDER, AND GENERALLY THE BUS DRIVER HAS DEALT WITH THEM A NUMBER OF TIMES, AS WAS THE CASE THE OTHER MORNING, ON THE 255 FROM SEATTLE TO BELLEVUE. ALL THE SUDDEN, SOME BUS COP, GETS ON THE BUS BEHIND ME, BUS IS JAMMED FULL, AND THE DRIVER, INFORMS THE COP, THAT THERE IS SOME DUDE WHO IS CAUSING TROUBLE, I DIDN'T CATCH WHAT KIND. THE BUS COP, WENT BACK TO TALK TO HIM. I WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS, SO I MISSED SOME OF THE ENTERTAINMENT. BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE SOME DUDE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET WHERE, HE NEEDED TO GO, BUT HE HAD A CHECK, WAITING FOR HIM IN KIRKLAND OR BELLEVUE, AND NEEDED TO GET THERE. ALL THE SUDDEN, SOME GUY STOOD UP, WANTING TO JUST GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD AND GET TO WORK AS DID THE WHOLE BUS, AND HE TOOK A FEW DOLLARS OUT OF HIS POCKET WITH CHANGE, AND LITERALLY THREW, THE MONEY, IN THE DIRECTION OF THE OTHER MAN! LOL. HE SAT DOWN, SAYING I JUST WANT TO GO, MAN! THAT DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WHAT THE MAN WANTED, AND THE COP, DIDN'T SEEM TO HAVE THE SOLUTION EITHER! ALL THE SUDDEN THE PISSED OF SLACKER WITHOUT THE MONEY, AND THE BUS DRIVER, ALLOWED HIM, ON FREE, BUT INFORMED HIM, THAT HAD HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES, BUT RATHER THAN, THANK, THE MAN WHO, SO UNGRACIOUSLY, GAVE HIM, THE BUS FARE, HE STARTED YELLING AT HIM, FOR GETTING PAID, WHAT $31 PER HOUR!???? FRIENDS? HAVE HAD THIS FIGHT BEFORE? LIKE I SAID, I AM LIKE A MONKEY, GIVEN THE KEYS TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! LOL. I THOUGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? THIS BUS HAS SCHEDULES, AND PEOPLE NEED TO GET TO WORK! SUDDENLY, ANOTHER BUS, PULLED UP, THE FIRST CHICK DITCHED THE BUS WE WERE ON, I FOLLOWED AND THEN, THERE WAS THIS MASS MIGRATION TO THE OTHER BUS, LEAVING THE TROUBLEMAKERS ON THE OTHER BUS! LOL. NONE OF US HAD TO PAY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT, THERE WERE PROBABLY A FEW PEOPLE, LATE FOR WORK, BY 10 MINUTES! I MET A GREAT GUY, A LIBRARIAN, FROM THE BELLEVUE LIBRARY, AND WE HAD A GREAT TIME, ANALYZING WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY! YOU JUST CAN'T GET THIS TYPE OF FUN, IN YOUR OWN, VEHICLE! I CAN PUT MY MAKE-UP ON AS THE DRIVER, KEEPS US SAFE, OTHERS ALL OVER THEIR FACEBOOK AND TWITTER! WE CAN RELAX AND LEAVE THE DRIVING TO THE PROFESSIONALS! THE OTHER MORNING IN KIRKLAND, SOME BIKER, LISTENING TO HIS EARPHONES, OUT FOR AN EARLY MORNING, RIDE, JUST CROSSED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BUS, TO TURN, LEFT, TO HIS HOUSE . . . BUT FOR THE FAST, REACTION, THAT THREW SOME OF US, ON OUR NEIGHBOR, THIS MAN, COULD HAVE BEEN BUG JUICE! NOT FUNNY. HE WAS, TOTALLY SHOCKED TO SEE THIS HUGE ASS, PURPLE AND GOLD, MAMMOUTH, VEHICLE, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN INSTANT DEATH, HAD THE DRIVER NOT BEEN ALERT OR AS FAST TO REACT! I HAVE SEEN SIMILAR THINGS, ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS! THERE MOTTO IS: "WE WILL GET YOU THERE!" THANKS! WE ALREADY FILL THE BUSES ON RUSH HOURS, AND I AM THRILLED TO SEE, SENIORS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COUPLES ON DATES, AND BOTH UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON AND SEAHAWK FANS, USING THE BUSES TO GET INTO SEATTLE OR BACK! YESTERDAY, I HAD FUN, WATCHING AN OLDER COUPLE, SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER, BOTH SILVER HAIRED, AND SEASONED, SIT TOGETHER, WIFE PUT HER HEAD, LOVINGLY ON HER AGED HUSBAND'S SHOULDER . . . TOGETHER TIME! I THINK GOD CREATED MALE AND FEMALE, TO COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER, MEN WITH THE BROAD SHOULDERS, TO LIFE AND CARRY, PUT THEIR ARMS AROUND, THEIR GENERALLY SMALLER WIFE OR LOVER, AND WOMEN, WITH THE BROADER, HIPS, THAT TOGETHER, GO HAND IN HAND, SHOULDER TO HIPS! LOVER TIME! SMILE. SORRY, I AM A ROMANTIC . . . I LOVE SEEING COUPLES, COMING OUT OF THE TUNNEL, SNEAKING A KISS BEFORE THEY HIT THE STREETS, AND EYES! OR LOVERS PARTING FOR WORK, AND PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW! LOL. LOVE SEEING LOVE, IN WHATEVER FORM! CHANGE THE WAY YOU WIFI! HUB GROUP! FLOWERS, FLOWERS AND FLOWERS, ALL OVER THE CITY! SOMEONE IS GETTING LOVED, APPRECIATED, AND PAMPERED . . . OR SOMEONE IS INVITED TO DINNER! LOL. FUNNY, NOT SO, LOVE STORY! LOL. MY MYSTIC STARGAZER, FRIEND, JESSICA . . . LOL! MEET ME IN THE FIREHOLE BELOW!

THE HOT PINK, BLACK POCKA-DOT BRA!  THE REAL JESSICA!  LOL.  QUESTIONS ABOUT LA FITNESS GYM, THE MAKE-UP OF MALE TO FEMALE RATIO, THE AGES OF THE FITNESS CROWD, AND WHAT CONDITION DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN, TO GO AND BE ALLOWED AS A MEMBER?  LOL.  HOT TRAMP, HORNY, 27 YEAR OLD, IS THE ONE, WHO, WAS LOCKED IN THE DORMS THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN, THE 6 TO 10 HOT EMT/D.E.A. AGENTS, WERE IN THE HALLS . . . THEY COULD CHECK US OUT, BUT WE WERE LOCKED IN THE DORMS FOR WALKING BY TOO OFTEN!  SEVERAL OF THE GALS, HAD THE HOTS FOR ONE OR ANOTHER OF THE MEN, A RARE, BREED IN THE HALLOWED, HALLS OF THE HAMMOND HOUSE!  LOL!  ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE!  LOL.  I LOVE THIS PLACE!

Ever since, Jessica, the stargazing mystic, did a star chart and tarot card reading on me, she feels, she knows me intimately and all she needs to do, to get to know me further, is to fill in a few of the juicy details of my life, about my lovers, all my husbands, and curious about, me being a virgin when I got married, and what I think about this and that, always, picking my brains!  She is always grateful for a different perspective, as am I for her.  We get down and dirty, fun, laugh, blush, and like two school girls, enjoy a fun topic, and an enlivened, discussion on topics, most women, and men, perhaps, shy away from . . . not me, by far the most interesting, topics!  LOL.  After grilling me, about this or that, on the LA Fitness Lifestyle, somehow we morphed, into hour favorite subject, men and sex!  Surprise, surprise. 

We compared notes on our first experiences with sex . . . Jessica is very low keyed, and speaks in this droll, less than enthusiastic manner! which always, for me at least, lends to more fun, and interest, seeing she is so, matter of fact about the topics!  My first time, was fast, and that was about all I remember.  What?  LOL.  She laughs, that, as a virgin, I had no idea, about, what the fuck, semen was, and thought, that if I had sex, prior to marriage, I sure as shit wouldn't have had it twice!  LOL.  I add a few, funny stories from my girlfriends, from high school, not surprising, most of us have been divorced, with our total black out of knowledge on sex . . . Barbara, I have been more turned on with a handshake!  Argument for, premarital sex, which we also debate, and her husband, said, back, if I had known you were this fat, I wouldn't have married you! 

The jury on premarital sex, is not conclusive, and there are no, tried and true measurable, pros and cons, as to what works best and what doesn't?  I told her of, my friend's mother, who, was terrified, as a virgin, taught all her life, that sex was to be shunned, until she got married, and all the sudden it is okay?  Her loving husband, took 6 months to break her in, on sex, and Jessica was fascinated by that, seeing she, wasn't necessarily raped, but pressured into sex, and not good sex either!  So, that kind of started the ball rolling on our discussion.  I asked her what kind of man, she was looking for, and I would check out who fits that, model at the gym!  LOL.  As serious, as I was joking, she said, I like, short, small men.  You what? 

Jessica's first boyfriend, of I think about four years, fit that description.  We all have imprints of lovers, past, present and future, and I have found in all my experience, that, I have, several classes of men, who set the standard, for me, and others, who fit that mold, seem to be able to just walk in and take up where the other left off, in that class, if that makes sense.  The first cut is the deepest, learn to love again, but it seems, that, sometimes, fate would have it, that you meet the same type guy, and you finish what you started or were unable to finish with the other guy, for one reason or another, and history, either repeats itself, or, you are, given a second change with, a surrogate, but, in a totally, new start.  FALL AGAIN!

I GUESS HE WANTED ME TO BE BETTY BAD ASS IN BED?

Jessica, took me in her, very low keyed, almost expressionless, story, through, her grandma's similar questions about, the size of this lover, all 5'4" of him, skinny, small, but, she thought, beautiful.  Grandma didn't see it.  All the sudden, Jessica starts talking about, this Betty Bad ASS, who stole her boyfriend away, her 300 lb. plus body, alcohol, drugs, and porn, challenging her, for the attention of this man, or boy.  She was dumbfounded by, his attraction to this gross woman?  Was it the porn, the amped up, sex? the want of a three-some.  She could never understand, and still doesn't his attraction for this woman, who dominated his life, from, the first meeting on, and who taunted, and trashed, Jessica, on social media, in phone calls, and wherever she could, until finally, Jessica, just let the man, go.  I was curious, where she met this dude, and how, they got together, seeing he caused her so much pain, or so it seemed, still, giving her, the model for all men, to love in the future, or looking for Mr. Right, in his form?

HERE IS THE RUB, THE SLAP IN THE FACE, THE REAL KICKER, TO THE STORY, AND PROBABLY, WHY, ALL HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GYM . . . SHE MET HIM, AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL.  STILL PUZZLED, THAT HE WOULD DUMP HER, FOR THIS MASSIVE, ABUSIVE, SHREW OF A WOMAN, CONTROLLING AND MEAN, HE CHOSE THE FAT CHICK, OVER HER!  LOL.  THERE IS MORE THAN, MEETS THE EYE?

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER?

NO WONDER, THE LA FITNESS IS SUCH A QUESTION FOR HER . . . AM I GOING TO GET IN SHAPE AGAIN, ONLY TO HAVE SOME ASSHOLE DUMP MY ASS?

LIFE IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!

BUT, THE BRA IS A NICE TOUCH!  LOL!

LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF AND WITH OTHERS, AND YOU WILL HAVE A LIFETIME OF ENTERTAINMENT, AND IT IS FREE!

SMILE.

P.S., SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT, ONE OF THE HOT HAMMOND TRAMPS, DIGGING ON THE MASSIVE BALD DUDE, IN THE D.E.A., HUGE . . . SO, NOT KNOWING WHO IT WAS, BUT LEARNING THAT WHOEVER, WAS LOCKED IN THE DORMS, BECAUSE, SHE KEPT, BUGGING THE ALLEGED EMT'S, I ASKED, JESSICA, IF SHE WAS THE ONE WHO LIKED THE BIG ASS BALD DUDE?  SEE, SAID, NO, I TOLD YOU, I LIKE, LITTLE MEN.

OH, YEAH!  LOL.  SILLY ME?
LIKE SEX ON A WATER BED?  LOL.  FOR HIM, AND THE FAT CHICK!  BUT JESSICA IS BIGGER THAN THAT TOO!  ONE OF MY FRIEND, BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIPYARD, SAID HE LIKED SMALL MEN, SO SHE COULD CARRY THEM AROUND?  WHAT?  LOL.  DIFFERENT STROKES.  THERE YOU HAVE IT MEN, FROM THE MOUTHS OF, THE LADIES ARE TRAMPS!
LOL.
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!
JUST KIDDING.

OH, THE FUN OF LIFE!
KISS.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEKEND, SORT OF . . . DON'T GET TERRIFIED!  THE 300 POUND BABE IS ALREADY TAKEN!
LOL.