LUCKY CHARMS. THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN. PLAYFUL DISCOVERIES. LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS. GIANT SIZE LIFE. YOUNG. HOT. DANGEROUS. SMILE. NICE. THIS MORNING AT 5:00 AM, WITH A ROOMFUL OF BOYS, IN MY NORMAL DIGS IN THE HOUSE, I RETRIEVED MY GRANDSON'S COMPUTER TO WATCH SOME NEWS AND ID NETWORK "SNAPPED." TRUE CRIME NETWORK IS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS OR "INVESTIGATIVE DISCOVERY." I KNOW, I KNOW, I WASN'T GOING TO WRITE FOR THE 40 DAYS OF LENT. BUT I'M NOT CATHOLIC, SO . . . QUOTE FROM THE FUNNY MOVIE WITH DANNY DEVITO AND BILLY CRYSTAL, "THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN" . . . A WRITER ALWAYS WRITES! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT SOMEONE FEEDING ME, BOOKS AND MOVIES, THAT, THEY THINK, ARE SPOT ON, IS THAT YESTERDAY, BEING BORED WITH THE NEWS, THE ELECTIONS, I NOTICED THAT THERE WERE SEVERAL TRUE CRIME SHOWS TO CHOSE FROM. DATELINE. SEE NO EVIL. TWISTED SISTERS. DEADLY WOMEN: "MOM'S MONEY." AT FIRST I THOUGHT, FINALLY, MY KIDS, SEE THAT IT IS THEIR DEAR OLD MOM WHO DOESN'T LOOK THAT OLD, WROTE THE BLOG THEY LOVE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME AND TITLES, BUT STOLEN, FROM MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, STARTING, ABOUT 2 DAYS AFTER, I BEGAN IN SEPTEMBER OF 2013, TO THIS PRESENT DAY! THAT CAN'T BE OUR MOM. THE COLORFUL LIFE OF YOUR MOTHER! BUT, ONE OF THE GIRLS ON THE FIRST SHOW LOOKED LIKE SHE COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS. OH, THEY ARE FINALLY GOING AFTER THERE FUCKING AUNTS, UNCLES, GRANDPA AND GRANDMA, IN DEFENSE OF OUR "FAMILY DOLLAR." NO, IT WAS ACTUALLY, TEENAGE DAUGHTER KILLING THEIR MOTHER WITH THE HELP OF A BOYFRIEND, OR A NIECE, NAME BERNICE, MAKING ME THINK OF THAT COUNTRY SONG, "A REDHEAD NAMED BERNICE" WHO LEARNS ABOUT HER 79 YEAR OLD AUNT, WHO GETS IN AN ACCIDENT, AND, THE COPS DISCOVERED, HACKED, $60,000 IN CASH IN THE VEHICLE, WHICH IN TODAY'S MONEY, WOULD BE, ABOUT $200,000. THE NIECE WENT TO VISIT HER AUNT, OUT IN THE COUNTRY, AND ASKED HER WHERE THE MONEY WAS--UNDER THE GUISE OF CARING ABOUT HER WELFARE--IN THE BANK SHE SAID. A REDHEAD NAMED, BERNICE, DIDN'T BELIEVE HER AUNT, AND SENT HER HUSBAND AND TWO HIT MEN TO HER AUNT'S HOUSE, TO FIND THE MONEY, AND TOLD THEM TO BEAT IT OUT OF THE OLD LADY IF SHE DIDN'T TELL THEM. BERNICE PROMISED TO GIVE THEM EACH $10,000 OF THE PROCEEDS, WHEN THE JOB WAS COMPLETED. PROBLEM WAS, THE OLD GAL TOLD THE TRUTH, AND THE THUGS DIDN'T BELIEVE HER THAT THE MONEY WAS IN THE BANK, SO THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND RANSACKED HER HOUSE, LEAVING HER FOR DEAD. SHE WAS A TOUGH OLD BIRD AND, CRAWLED OUT OF THE HOUSE, AFTER THE ASSAULT, AND, LAY BADLY BEATEN, UNDER A TREE IN THE FRONT YARD, ONLY TO HAVE THE KILLERS, COME BACK, AFTER, THE NIECE, THE MASTERMIND, TOLD, THE MEN, TO GO FINISH THE JOB AND COVER ALL THE EVIDENCE. NOT THE SMARTEST TOOLS IN THE SHED, AFTER SEEING THE OLD LADY, THEY ASSUMED SHE WAS DEAD, THEY LOOKED THROUGH THE HOUSE AGAIN, AND BURNED IT TO THE GROUND. WHEN THE COPS AND FIRE DEPARTMENT GOT TO THE SCENE, THE OLD LADY WAS, NEARLY DEAD, BUT, SHE REFUSED TO TELL THE COPS, WHO CAME TO ROB HER AND BEAT HER. SO THE COPS KNEW IT HAD TO BE SOMEONE SHE KNEW, THAT THE OLD LADY WAS PROTECTING, THEN SHE DIED, 10 DAYS LATER. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE, DO, HACKED AGAIN,$60,000, WHAT WOULD THAT DO FOR MULTI-MILLIONS AND NOW BILLIONS, PLUS, STEALING THE VALOR, CREDENTIALS, EXPERIENCE, TRAINING, AND, JOB SKILLS, FOR NOTHING, PLUS THE MONEY? THIS IS A FUCKING NO BRAINER! EVERYTHING IS SYMBOLIC. SO, I COOKED UP THIS PACKAGED HAM, WITH ONIONS, POTATOES, CARROTS, AND SUCH IN A CROCK POT, LET IT COOK ALL DAY, SMELLED AND TASTED DELICIOUS, BUT NONE OF MY GRANSONS TOUCHED, THE ROAST, AND DID THEIR NORMAL, GO FOR THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT, OR THE CHIPS, COLD CEREAL, AND WHATEVER. THEN MY DAUGHTER, CALLED TWICE, TEXTED ME, AND SAID TO CALL HER? WHATEVER. DIDN'T REACH HER, OR DID, BUT SHE TOLD ME TO CALL HER LATER. DID, NO ANSWER. OUT ON THE TOWN, SHE IS IN PHILLY VISITING AN OLD NAVY BUDDY OF HERS. THEN, WATCHING SOME MORE TRUE CRIME, MEETING, CONSTANTINE'S MOTHER, BRIDGETTE, FOR THE SLEEP OVER, LAST NIGHT, BUT, SOME WELTS, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A BEE STING AFTER IT GETS SWOLLEN, STARTED BREAKING OUT, FIRST TWO, ON MY BACK, THEN ON MY ARM, THEN, MY NECK, AND IN BETWEEN I TOOK A HOT SHOWER, THAT SEEMED TO EXACERBATE THE ITCHING, BUT I SCALD MYSELF, SOME LIKE IT HOT, BUT, WHAT LATER, WATCHING, "CRIMINAL MINDS" I STARTED TO FEEL OUT, 30 WELTS, ALL OVER, MY SHOULDERS, BACK, NECK AND EVEN MY SCALP? WAS THAT MEAT RANCID? I DIDN'T CHECK THE DATE, BUT IT WAS PACKAGED, AND MY DAUGHTER BROUGHT IT OUT OF THE FREEZER, LIKE A MONTH AGO, BUT, PACKAGE, AND NOT BEING A COOK OF ANY, SORT, I NEVER THOUGHT, IT COULD HAVE GONE BAD? I WAS GOING TO WARN THE BOYS, BUT, I KNEW, IF THERE WAS CEREAL, THAT WOULD BE THEIR DINNER OF CHOICE--THEIR VERY LARGE, NAVY SEAL DAD, LIVED ON CEREAL AND SET A BAD EXAMPLE, ON EATING HEALTHY, BUT, TONIGHT, MAYBE FOR THE BETTER. NOW, I HAVE HAD THESE WELTS BEFORE, MORE POISON, CHEMICAL REACTION, TO MORE TAINTED, VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS. SOME ARE TAINTED AND SOME ARE NOT, AND, THE CHEAP, SIDE OF ME, FIGURED, TO TOUGH IT OUT, AND JUST FINISH, THE ONES LEFT, AFTER HAVING TO THROW OUT, TONS OF THEM! MY DAUGHTER CALLED, WHEN I WAS ABOUT A SLEEP, IN HER BED WATCHING TV. ALL IS WELL, GAVE HER AN UPDATE ON, THE PHONE, AND THE SLEEPOVER. SO THEN, THIS MORNING, WITH BOYS TOWN, ALL OVER THE HOUSE, I DECIDED TO STAY IN HER ROOM AND, WATCH THE NEWS AND SOME TRUE CRIME, SO I CLICKED INTO YOUTUBE, ID NETWORK, SNAPPED, AND THE "SNAPPED" PAGE, WAS ON, BUT, ALL AND I HAD SEEN THE EPISODE, THAT WAS, UP FIRST, SO I CLICKED, WHAT I THOUGHT WAS, ANOTHER EPISODE, ON THE RIGHT SIDE, AND, ALL THE SUDDEN THIS MOVIE, "THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN" CAME ON . . . DEVITO AND CRYSTAL, STARTED OUT WITH A WRITER, AND ENGLISH PROFESSOR, AND A COLLEGE CLASS ROOM OF WANNA BE WRITERS. COOL. STORY LINE IS, CRYSTAL WROTE A NOVEL, CALLED "HOT FIRE" AND HIS WIFE HE JUST DIVORCED, STOLE IT, AND GOT IT PUBLISHED, AND WAS ON A TALK SHOW, IS FAMOUS, AND RICH, NOW, AS HE IS STRUGGLING TO GET OVER, NOT ONLY HIS WIFE'S CHEATING, BUT NOW THE THEFT OF HIS, BOOK, AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND LIFE'S WORK! CRISSCROSS. GET RID OF THE MOTIVE AND ESTABLISH AN ALIBI. DEVITO SEES THIS MOVIE, AFTER TALKING ABOUT KILLING HIS MOM, KNOWING THAT, CRYSTAL WANTS HIS WIFE DEAD, AND, HE FIGURES, NOBODY WILL FIGURE IT OUT, IF, DEVITO KILLS CRYSTAL'S WIFE, AND, CRYSTAL THEN, HAS TO KILL HIS MOTHER! HER NAME IS MRS. LIFT. LOL. I WAS ALWAYS FIRM BUT FAIR, AND LOOKED MORE, LIKE, THE ANTHROPOLOGY PROFESSOR, BILLY CRYSTAL, WANTS TO DATE! THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW, ONE TOUGH MOTHER. BOTOX! LOL. SO IN THIS SERIES OF BLUNDERS, IT IS ALMOST CRYSTAL THAT GETS KILLED AND FRAMED BY DEVITO, HE REFERS TO AS A LITTLE TROLL! LOL. SOMEONE IS READING THIS BLOG RIGHT! KISS.

MOMMA LIFT WAS THE MOST LAW ABIDING PERSON IN THE MOVIE, "THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN!"

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

ONE TUFF MUTTER.

LOL.