WATCH FOR THE CLAIM OF IDENTICAL TWINS, OR ACTUAL IDENTICAL TWINS. SHARED DNA! OPUSS. SNAKE OILS & TONIC! "CHAIN OF EVIDENCE." NOBODY HAS A CLOSER DNA TO YOU, THAN A BROTHER OR SISTER! WITH DNA GEO-DATA, PEOPLE CAN BE FOUND, IN CRIMES WHO HAVE NEVER GIVEN DNA, BASED ON A FAMILY MEMBER--THERE IS ONE TEST, FOR DNA, THAT "ONLY" A MOTHER, CAN PROVIDE! LIGHT IT UP! WEEZER. THE END OF THE GAME. COLD & SLIPS AWAY. EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY, YOU TAKE A PART OF ME WITH YOU . . . LOONER NEW YEAR. TOP SAFETY PICK. LIFE IS A HIGHWAY. I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG! CRAZY DAY. STARTING AT 6:30 AM. GOT OFF AT THE BUS SHELTER, JUST PASSED CROSSROADS MALL, A SHORT JAUNT ACROSS THE STREET TO MCDONALD'S. UNTIL I NOTICE A BLACK AND WHITE, POLICE SUV HIDING IN THE SHADOWS WAITING FOR ME TO JAY-WALK, MY ONLY TRUE AND HONEST CRIME. GOT TO GET ME ON SOMETHING RIGHT? I OUR CLUTCHES, WE CAN DO WHAT WE WILL WITH HER! WE AREN'T GONNA TAKE IT, NO, WE AREN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE--YOU'ER SO CONDESCENDING, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. LOL. GOTCHA. I WALK PAST THE COP IN DRAG, AND, DECIDE TO FAKE HIM OUT--I GO IN STARBUCKS, ONLY TO FIND ANOTHER COP GETTING COFFEE. NICE COVER. I GET BREAKFAST SANDWICH AND ORANGE JUICE. VERIFY! I SIT AND PLAN MY BLOG FOR THE MORNING, BY THE FIRE. SO DELIGHTFUL! ARE THE COPS GONE YET? I CAN'T SEE THEM THROUGH THE BUSHES, THE COAST IS CLEAR--JAYWALK ACROSS THE STREET, LITTLE TRAFFIC TO GET MY DIET COKE AND DONUT STICKS! LOL. IT IS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE, IF THEY DON'T SEE ME. DID SHE FLY ON HER BROOMSTICK? OR WALK. NOW THE LAW IS BASED ON THE "REASONABLE MAN OR WOMEN" RESPONSE TO THE SITUATION. WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO WALK, TWO BLOCKS ONE WAY, OR THREE BLOCKS THE OTHER WAY, TO GET RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET? FUCKING NO ONE! INCLUDING THE COPS! TIMING IS EVERYTHING. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, TAKE A PICTURE FROM THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS, SITTING, ON THE TOP OF THE STREET LIGHTS, TWO AND THREE BLOCKS DOWN? YOU GET MY POINT. THEN, WHERE WOULD THEY SEND IT TO--I AM HOMELESS! LOL. IT IS GREAT TO BE JUDGMENT PROOF, AND, ALMOST CRIME PROOF! HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAN I GET IN, WALKING? BIGGEST CRIME IS JAYWALKING! THAT STARTED MY DAY. YOU KNOW ABOUT ME TAKING ON THE ASIAN FISH AT THE LA FITNESS CENTER. BUT, AFTER THAT GETS DICEY TOO. RELENTLESS. MANSIONS. INSIDE ZAHA HADID'S MIAMI OPUS. ARCTIC CASH BLAST! UNBEATABLE FRESHNESS. BREAK THE CHAINS. WASHINGTON STATE GOT IT RIGHT WHEN IF HIRED ROLOVICH AS COACH. ANALYSIS: SCHOOL USED SEND FIRM, BUT AD CHUN DIRECTED THE OPERATION. HINT. HINT. HINT! CODING. MEGARED POWERED BY SUBARU. LITTON'S WEEKEND ADVENTURE. LEAFCUTTER ANTS. I DIDN'T MEAN TO TREAT YOU BAD--BUT YOU LEFT ME SO FAR BEHIND. GATHER ROUND THE FAMILY WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELL'S. BOSS. NEVER PUT SOMEONE IN CHARGE OF OPERATIONS, THAT HAS A BENEFICIARY INTEREST IN PUTTING A BAN ON YOUR MONEY, HAVING UNLIMITED ACCESS, AND WITH EVERYTHING TO LOSE BY YOU LIVING AND EVERYTHING TO DIE BY YOU LIVING! MY FATHER USED TO HATE ATTORNEYS, ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ONE. HE HATED THEM BECAUSE HE SAID, ALL THEY DO IS REDISTRIBUTE MONEY, TAKING IT FROM ONE PARTY AND GIVING IT TO ANOTHER PARTY. LOOKS LIKE DAD BECAUSE AN ATTORNEY AFTER ALL--TAKE FROM ONE DAUGHTER, GIVE TO ALL THE OTHERS!!!!!!!!!! SO, AFTER THE EXCITING AFTERNOON AT THE GYM, I WANTED TO GO TO BARTELL DRUGS, TO GET SOME MORE FIBER PILLS. I WAS RIGHT THE BRAND NAME WAS, $10+ MORE, THAN THE GENERIC BRAND THAT SOMEONE TAINTED. FUCK THAT SHIT. HOWEVER, THEY DO SAY THAT, MEETING SOMEONE AT THE GROCERY STORE IS THE TOP WAY TO MEET A NEW LOVE INTEREST . . . THAT LOOKS LIKE A VIABLE CANDIDATE, SINCE VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING, AND I AM ADDICTED TO LOVE! LOL. SO, NEW MR. HOT IS A FEW AISLES OFF, AND I AM LOOKING LIKE SHIT, DECIDED, ON THIS RARE DAY, TO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO PUT MAKE-UP ON, SEEING THE BELLEVUE WARLORDS OF ALL RACES, CREEDS, AND NATIONALITIES WERE REPRESENTED IN THE SWIM POOL INCIDENT! LOL. GOOD IDEA, RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY! SO THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE. I PUT MY ARMS ON THE SHOPPING CART, AND WALK AISLE BY AISLE, LOOKING FOR PEN AND PAPER TO TAKE NOTES ON. NOT A SHOPPER, THAT IS RACHEL'S ARENA, KENNEDY DEA SQUEEZE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH AISLE. BUT I HAVE MY EYE ON MR. GOOD LOOKING, SO I DON'T RUN INTO HIM. VANITY. VANITY. VANITY. I DECIDE TO HEAD TO THE "SWEETS & TREATS" AISLE, WHERE AT CHRISTMAS TIME, THERE WERE SOME, SEAHAWK'S CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES. I THINK, DUDE IS AISLE AWAY, AND I AM SAFE--I LOOK UP AND, I ALMOST RUN STRAIGHT INTO HIM! LOL. OH, SHIT. I B LINE IT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION. GOD INTEL. "KEEP GOING." ON A SIGN NEAR ONE OF THE AISLE. GOOD IDEA. NEVER LOOK BACK! OR YOUR WILL TURN INTO A GRAIN OF SALT. --LOT'S WIFE. HE'LL FIND ME AGAIN. HE STRIKES ME AS, SOME HIGH WIRED COP, WHO HAS ACCESS TO SURVEILLANCE, TRACKS MY BUS, AND MY ELECTRONIC FOOTPRINT, OR HE WOULD NOT KNOW WHERE I WAS, NOW!!!!!!! LA FITNESS (CODE: LOVE AT FIT NESS, REMEMBER ELLIOTT NESS, THE TV SHOW, "THE UNTOUCHABLES?" FBI. SMILE.) HE LEAVES AND THIS OTHER, RELATIVELY HOT DUDE, A BIT TALL, COMES IN . . . THIS IS GETTING FUN. DO I REALLY WANT TO GO TO UTAH? MMMMM. THE EVER PRESSING QUESTION IS, ARE THESE GUYS, FOLLOWING ME, FOR LOVE OR LUST OR BECAUSE THE COPS ARE LOSING AND THEY WANT DIRT TO MAKE UP ABOUT ME OR TO FRAME ME, GET ME TO TRUST THEM, AND THEN, SPRING A TRAP OR HONEY TRAP ON ME????? C-HUN, IS NOT ME! KAY IS THE LITTLE "FAKE" ASIAN, ALL THE OLD MEN SEEM TO LOVE! SO I ESCAPE BARTELL'S ALIVE, IN TACT, AND STILL SINGLE, BUT WANTING A BOYFRIEND--NO PHYSICAL CONTACT FOR 3 YEARS?????????? HEALTHY WORKS. WE NEED 14 HUGS A DAY? SLEEP DEPRECATION, AND NOW LOVE STARVED! BAD COMBO. BUT, I BELIEVE IN LOVE, EVEN AT FIRST SIGHT. FUN NEW ROMANTIC ADVENTURE FOR SINGLES, SOMEWHERE U.S.A. OR HERE IN SEATTLE, JUST CAUGHT, A RADIO ANNOUNCEMENT, THAT SAID, THERE IS A NEW, DATING MATCHING SERVICE, THAT HAS, ALL THE ELIGIBLE, MALES AND FEMALES, WHO WANT TO PARTICIPATE, COME TO A DANCE CLUB, THEY MATCH PEOPLE UP FOR ONE SLOW, ROMANTIC LOVE SONG--THEY CAN'T TALK, AND PEOPLE ARE REPORTING THAT THEY ARE ALL GETTING SO TURNED ON, JUST BEING CLOSE TO SOMEONE, THINKING ROMANTIC WORDS! SOMETIMES, LESS IS MORE, FOR A WHILE. ONE OF THE RADIO ANNOUNCERS, ON 99.9 KISW. IS, LIVING SEPARATE FROM HIS WIFE . . . THE OTHER DAY, HE SAID, HE IS JUST MISSING HER TOUCHING HIM. HE SAID AFTER HAVING A REALLY SHITTY DAY, SHE KNOWS JUST HOW TO TOUCH HIM AND COMFORT HIM, TO MAKE THINGS BETTER! THE POWER OF HUMAN TOUCH! I AM GETTING TURNED ON JUST THINKING OF SLOW DANCING WITH SOMEONE HOT! I SMELL YOUR SEX! SMILE. OKAY, SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, I JUMP ON BUS 425, AT BASICALLY, 7:00 PM, WITH AN HOUR TO BURN. I LOVE THE BUS, JUST SIT BACK AND LET METRO DO THE DRIVING. GOT MY RADIO BLASTING, ROCK, AND LIFE CAN'T BE BETTER. RIGHT? THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS! SO THERE ARE TWO 245 ROUTES, ONE JUST GOES TO THE EASTGATE TRANSIT CENTER, AND ONE DRIVES THROUGH THERE FOR NEW RIDERS, THEN CONTINUES ON TO FACTORIA, THEN, IT CIRCLES AROUND, AND COMES BACK BY WALMART, MCDONALD'S, AND GOES TO THE EASTGATE PARK AND RIDE, WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET OFF AND WAIT 10 MINUTES FOR ANOTHER, 245, THAT CONTINUES TO CROSSROADS ONTO KIRKLAND. I AM SITTING IN THE FRONT SEATS FACING FORWARD, AFTER THE SEATS, THAT FACE EACH OTHER. BUT I HATE THOSE SEATS, BECAUSE, YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS, AND RELAX. THE FIRST FREE SEAT, I MOVE BACK AND ROW, AND RELAX. SCREAM, THERE IS ANGELA! RELIGIOUS PSYCHO-BABBLE OR BABEL AS IN THE TOWER OF BABEL IN THE BIBLE WHERE GOD CONFOUNDED ALL THE LANGUAGES, BECAUSE, AS I RECALL, THE PEOPLE TRIED TO GET TO HEAVEN, BY CONSTRUCTING A TOWER TO REACH HEAVEN. HINT. HINT, HINT! LOL. I FORGOT THAT I HAD WRITTEN ABOUT ANGELA, COMPARING HER TO THE ASIAN FEMALE MONK WHO WAS BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME, CHANTING IN THE HOT TUB, WHILE I WAS IN THE POOL! I PRETEND I DON'T KNOW HER, AND SHE COVERS HER FACE, SO, IN RETROSPECT, I DON'T RECOGNIZE HER, WITH HER SCARF OVER HER MOUTH AND NOSE. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE UP TOO? WHERE DID SHE GET ON? SHE JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AS FAR AS I COULD TELL? WHATEVER. NO BIGGIE OR IS IT. SO ANGELA GETS OFF AT THE WALMART TARGET STOP, IN FACTORIA????? SHE IS GOING THE SAME PLACE I THINK I AM OR IS SHE? THE 245 MAKES A COUPLE MILE TRIP, UP THE MAIN DRAG IN FACTORIA, WINDS THROUGH SOME BUILDINGS, HOUSES AND OPEN FIELDS, MAYBE BALL FIELDS OR PARK? SO NO PAYING ATTENTION, JUST PLANNING ON THE NORMAL ROUTE, THE BUS DRIVERS STOPS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING, NOWHERE LAND OR NEVER-NEVER-LAND, AND TELLS ME THIS IS THE END OF THE ROUTE? WHAT THE FUCK, NO IT IS NOT! WHERE AM I? YOU ARE NEAR WALMART. NO I AM NOT NEAR WALMART, WHERE IS IT? THERE IS A STOP, ACROSS THE STREET FROM WALMART, BUT THIS IS NOT IT! TAKE ME TO THE WALMART STOP. HE TELLS ME HE IS GOING BY WALMART, THEN, RATHER THAN TAKING A LEFT, HE IS GOING RIGHT, STRAIGHT ON THE 405 BACK TO BASE? WHY? DON'T YOU GO BACK TO EASTGATE? NORMALLY I DO, BUT NOT TONIGHT, I AM GOING A DIFFERENT WAY. OKAY, OH, KAY! DROP ME OFF AT WALMART. HE DRIVES AND GOES RIGHT PASSED IT???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SO JUST TAKE ME TO MCDONALD'S, WHERE THERE IS A NORMAL STOP. NOW I AM TURNING RIGHT. THEN, DROP ME OFF AT THE CORNER, AND I WILL WALK TO MCDONALD'S! HE TRIED TO DROP ME OFF, HALF WAY BETWEEN WALMART AND THE CORNER, TO START GOING TO WALMART??? ARE YOU DEAF? JUST DROP ME OFF AT THE TOP OF THE STREET! HE DID AND HE TURNED RIGHT! BY THE TIME I GOT TO MCDONALD'S, AND COULD SEE WHERE, ANGELA GOT DROPPED OFF, SHE WAS GONE? THERE WERE NO 245 BUSES THAT, HAD GONE BY, OR I WOULD HAVE SEEN THEM. SO WHO PICKED HER UP? THE KILLERS, THE HIT MAN OR KAY????? BESTIES? BOTH DEA UNDERCOVER COPS WITH AN INTEREST IN GETTING RID OF ME, SEEING THERE ARE "JOANN'S" IN EVERY COLOR, SHAPE AND SIZE, TO MATCH ALL MY FORMER MEN, I REJECTED! LET'S TALK ABOUT "MALE PAIN!" THESE ASSFUCKS, THINK, THAT IF I SHIT-CAN THEM, AND CAUSED THEM ANY PAIN, THEY ARE 'JUSTIFIED," IN STEALING ALL MY MONEY, GIVING THEIR NEW SQUEEZE, OR BOOTY CALL, ALL THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO ME, FRIENDS, FAMILY AND FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT OLD MARINE MANTRA, IF YOU CAN'T GO OVER THEM, OR AROUND THEM, DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LEFT ME TOO FAR BEHIND! THAT WAS NOT HARD. DICKHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THERE A SNIPER WAITING IN THE BUSHES ACROSS THE STREET FRO WHERE THE BUS DRIVER, STOPPED? PROBABLY. I WAS BLOCKS FROM WALMART!? NEVER BE WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE, RIGHT, MICHAEL JACKSON, PRINCE, MARILYN, ELVIS, JAMES DEAN! FUCK? STAR. 101.5!!!!!!!!!!! THIS STILL ISN'T THE END OF MY DAY OR NIGHT????? I GO TO CHECK IN, AND, THE STAFF, ALWAYS TAKE OUR NAMES, AND WE INITIAL THAT WE ARE HERE. THEY ARE GREAT AT REMEMBERING, TONS OF NAMES--I DON'T BOTHER TO EVEN TRY TO KNOW THEIRS! I KNOW A FEW, THE REGULARS. SO THIS PERSON, SAYS, "KAY?" RIGHT. WHAT, I ALMOST SAW BLOOD! DID YOU SAY KAY? YEAH, NO, JOANN S.! I HATE KAY, I WROTE ABOUT HER IN MY BLOG TODAY, SHE IS THE ONE WHO STOLE MY IDENTITY, AND ALL SHE COULD STEAL, KILL, OR PILFER! WITH, TOP SECURITY GOVERNMENT ACCESS AND APPROVAL. N OW DIRTY SPIES DIE! I CAN SEE JUST WHAT I THOUGHT THE CATS WERE DOING FOR THE HAIRLESS CAT, KAY . . . CONTINUE TO HAVE HER PRETEND SHE IS ME, AND, TWIST AND TURN, ME INTO HER, SO I GET KILLED, RATHER THAN THE LITTLE DIRTY ASS SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, STAFF GETS IT RIGHT. THEN, CINDY COMES BACK, AND WE START TO TALK, SHE RUNS INTO KAREN, WHO, IS BEING REFERRED TO OR BY HERSELF AS "KAY?" THE CIA TRIED TO MAKE HER ME, NOW, THAT SHE IS GONE, AND THE COPS THINK THAT BITCH IS ME, SHE IS GOING BY KAY????? IT IS A DOG PILE, ON DOG SHIT, THAT THEY BURY ME UNDER! AS SOON AS, SOMEONE, OR A GROUP OF PEOPLE FIGURE OUT "ME" THE WILD CAT LOVERS OF THE HAIRLESS CIA PUSSY CAT THAT THEY HAVE ALL DONE, I AM SURE, THEY START THEIR GRAVEYARD DUTIES, TO BURY ME AGAIN! JUST LIKE THEY DID WITH THE SEAHAWKS, FINDING ME AT LA FITNESS AND THE LIBRARY, OR ON THE BUSES IN SEATTLE! THAT ALL STOPPED SHORT-SHIFT! HEY, DID YOU HEAR, COACH, PETE CARROLL, IS HAPPY WITH THIS YEAR'S TEAM, MAGIC HAPPENED, AND HE IS GOING TO KEEP THE TEAM, BUT FOR THE FREE AGENTS, FEELING LIKE THEY JUST NEED TO GET HEALTHY AND, GEL A BIT MORE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERFECT. NEXT SEASON, I WILL HAVE FIGURED THIS FAN, 12 THING OUT, BLUE AND GREEN FACE, MOHAWK OF EGGSHELLS AND, PASTE! LOL! THANKS FOR TAKING MY ADVICE, PETE. FOR PETE SAKE! LOL. JEALOUS FORMER FOOTBALL JUNKIES AND PLAYERS, ARE LIME GREEN WITH ENVY! THEY JUST STEAL OR TAKE CREDIT FOR MY ADVICE . . . .NO, SHELLEY, AKA, ME, DIDN'T WRITE IT! SHE IS STILL HOME IN BED, RIGHT NOW! VERIFY, I WAS AT MCDONALD'S, BY, WHAT, 7:30 AM, READING THE SPORTS! FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL HEADS, SPORTRADAR: WHITE SOX HAD "SIGN-STEALING" WITH CAMERAS IN THE FIELD, BACK IN THE 80'S! RUMOR HAS IT THAT, MIKE TROUT, LA ANGELS, HAS BEEN USING HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE HGH? WHAT DO I KNOW? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE . . . SPORTS SECTION . . . BEAR TRAPS. KEEP OUT! YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT YOU'RE NOT HOME, YOUR WILL IS NOT YOUR OWN! YOU LIKE TO THINK YOUR IMMUNE TO THE STUFF, OH YEAH. YOUR ADDICTED TO THE STUFF. ONE KISS AND YOU'LL BE MINE, AND ONE TRACT MIND! MEN, GO SEE, THE NEW MOVIE, "LITTLE WOMEN." THOSE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ENTER, THINK, CHARACTER OF JO! NOT CODE, JOANN OR JO! I NEVER READ THE BOOK, WRITTEN BY, I THINK, LOUISA MAE ALCOTT, BUT, I KNOW SISTERS, TYPES, AND I AM DEFINITELY, OF THE JO MENTALITY! A CHALLENGE! ANALYTICS: SUPPORT EXTREME CONFIDENCE 49ERS CORNER SHERMAN HAS ON HIMSELF. LOOK IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF, WHO WILL? THEY SAY, YOU CAN ONLY LOVE SOMEONE ELSE AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF! SHERMAN IS AS CLOSE AS I CAN GET TO THE SEAHAWKS . . . SUCKING UP EVERY DAMNED, TEENY WEENY, ARTICLE, CONNECTED WITH THE TEAM! SCREAM, ADDICTED TO THE SEAHAWKS TOO! NOW IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH PROOF, THAT WAS AT MCD'S, THIS MORNING, READING THE SPORT SECTION OF THE SEATTLE TIMES, MAYBE A NON-FOOTBALL HEAD, TITLE WILL, JOLT YOU INTO BELIEF! FROM ASK AMY. "NEIGHBORS FEED SQUIRRELS PEANUTS, AND IT IS DRIVING HOMEOWNERS, NUTS!" LOL. BE GRATEFUL THE WORST YOU ARE DEALING WITH, IS SQUIRRELS! LOL. ONE OF THE DUDES FROM THE "MEN'S STORE" ON KISW, SAID HE THREW SOME OLD MOLDY CHEESE OUT INTO THE DRIVEWAY, AND WHEN HE LOOKED OUT THERE WERE, 30 RAIN GUTTER RATS, AS BIG AS RACCOONS, GOBBLING IT UP!!!!!!!!!! LOL. SOME CHICK I TOLD THAT TO, THIS MORNING, SAID, SHE HAD FRIENDS WHO MOVED IN A HOUSE, WITH RATS, AND MOVED RIGHT BACK OUT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! CUTE LITTLE SQUIRRELS! LOL. I CAN READ THE SPORTS AND WATCH THE LOCAL NEWS, AT ONE TIME, INCLUDING TAKING NOTES FOR THIS BLOG! MOMS LEARN TO "MULTI-TASK!" WIN A PLUS RAT KEEPSAKE AT MUCKLESHOOT CASINO! PERFECT. THE GARBAGE ELF! NOW THAT IS MY KIND OF RETIRED GUY! I AM NOT SURE HOW OFTEN HE DOES THIS, MAYBE JUST ON HOLIDAYS, BUT HE DRESSES UP ON COSTUMES, FROM ELVES, TO UNCLE SAM, ON THE 4TH OF JULY, GREAT COSTUMES, AND HE HAS THIS LITTLE GARBAGE PICKER-UPPER AND HE GOES OUT IN HIS HOOD AND PICKS UP TRASH! GREAT! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AS, MR. ROGERS WOULD SAY, OR ARRON ROGERS, QB FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS! LOL. I HEARD THIS ONE, SOOOO COOL, ON THE RADIO . . . NEW ZEALAND, WITH ITS NEIGHBORS, ON FIRE, AUSTRALIA, IS GOING TO GO TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, AND PLANT A MILLION TREES TO HELP FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING! THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES ON EARTH, WITH THE WHOLE COUNTRY COVERED IN TREES!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY IS IT GOOD TO EAT CARBON EMISSIONS, FROM HUMANS, BUT, SHADE, COOLS DOWN, EVERYTHING, FROM 10 TO 15 DEGREES! AUSTRALIANS ARE, REACHING TEMPERATURES OF 109!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE OTHER DAY, VERIFY, WHILE I WAS IN, EVERETT AND GOT THE "HERALD" WITH THE GREAT ARTICLE ON PUTIN, POWER HUNGRY, ASSHOLE, COMPARING, TRUMPUTIN, AND, PUTRUMP, ON CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUES, AS WELL AS BOTH MEN HAVING, HILLARY ISSUES, THERE WAS ANOTHER ARTICLE RIGHT ABOVE THAT, STATING THAT, LAST YEAR WAS THE "HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD" SINCE WE HAVE STARTED RECORDING IT!" IT SHOWED A PICTURE OF THE CRACKED, MUD BEDS, AROUND A LAKE OR OCEAN IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!!! SO NEW ZEALAND IS OUT LEADING THE CHARGE, ON TREE HUGGING THE EARTH, MOTHER EARTH! BRILLIANT EARTH! PLUS IT MAKES THE PLANET MORE GREEN AND COOL!!!!!!!! HEALTH WORKS. THE RECLINER GYM! MY KIND OF EXERCISES! LOL. GOOD IT IS WORKING. I SWEAR MY BUS WORKOUT ROUTINE, WAS WORKING BETTER THAN LA FITNESS, BECAUSE THE EXES, NOT ALL FROM TEXAS, WERE TRYING TO CONDITION ME NOT TO WORK OUT . . . PAID, OVER $1,000+ FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, SOMETIMES, A GYM IN ST. GEORGE, AND BELLEVUE, AND BLOCKED THE SECOND I STARTED TO LOOK GOOD! SO BUS AND RECLINER EXERCISES, IT IS! NO OLD, KAMOKAZI PILOTS, SLAPPING THEIR ARMS, LEGS AND, THIGHS, TO SHAME ME FOR NOT YIELDING "MY" LANE, TO THAT MOLEBACK, SHORT DUDE THAT IS PROTECTING, KAY IN THE ASIAN COMMUNITY! FUCK SHE COULD BE, ASIAN, INDIAN, OR ESKIMO! BETTY BOOP HAS A FLAT, FACE AND FLAT ASS! LOL. ANYWAY, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING COOL, OR HARVESTING GOOD, IN YOUR AREA, CONTACT, ERIC'S HEROES, AND, SOMEONE WILL FOCUS ON THEIR ACTS OF AMAZING, GRACE AND DIGNITY, IN MAKING THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE. DRAIN THE SWAMP. FULL MEASURE! THE WASHINGTON STATE LEGISLATURE IS LOOKING OR PUSHING TO LEGALIZE BETTING ON SPORTS! SHIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS ALREADY LEGAL? WHAT DO I KNOW, I DON'T GAMBLE! LOL. WASHINGTON IS A VERY PROGRESSIVE STATE! SEATTLE ON MY BRAIN! LOVE IT! OH, I FORGOT, SO, ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, AND ABOUT, 1:30 AM, I GOT UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, AND I BELIEVE, UNLESS I WAS SEEING THINGS, THERE WAS A DUDE, SITTING AT THE TABLE, IN WITH, 40 SLEEPING WOMEN, EATING SOMETHING?????? HE WAS GONE WHEN I CAME BACK? PROTECTION OR MURDER IN THE JEWISH TEMPLE? HE WASN'T THE NORMAL, FARE AROUND HERE . . . NICE LEGS, THIGHS, DUDE! LOL. I WAS BRA-LESS, HAD THIS, SEXY BLACK, OLD NAVY, KNIT BLOUSE, ON, WITH TIES, GOING LOWER THAN, NORMAL, SHOWING OFF SOME, RARE CLEAVAGE. I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, UNTIL I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR. GONE??? MMMMM. IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO THINK, HE WAS NOT THE NORMAL, STATE OF AFFAIRS, AROUND THERE! LOL. SOON, I WILL CHANGE THAT. I DID, HOWEVER, DECIDE, THAT, I MIGHT, DON'T MARK ME ON THIS, BUT, LET MY HAIR GO GRAY! THE OLD HAIR TEST! NOW, ALL THE EXES, LIKE LONG HAIR, AND WANT TO PRETEND THEY ARE WITH YOUNG HOT WOMEN, SO, FORMER SISTERS AND EX-FRIENDS, WILL BE, SEEN FOR WHO THEY ARE, IMPOSTORS, WHEN, I LEFT MY HAIR GO GRAY. MY DAUGHTER, ASKED ME A FEW MONTHS AGO, AND, I PROBABLY ONLY TOUCH UP MY ROOTS, TWICE A YEAR, BUT, I HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND IT SHOCKED ME, BUT, THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, MAYBE . . . WILL BE GOOD! LAST NIGHT ON "ALL IN WITH CHRIS HAYES" HE HAD, REP. CLARK, ONE OF THE TOP LEADERS IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, AND HER HAIR WAS THIS GREAT, GRAY AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND LOOKS TOTALLY, YOUNG, TOO???? GREAT LOOK. SOMEONE ELSE, SAID, GRAY IS THE NEW COLOR! I AM NOT ONE TO FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS, BUT, THAT WOULD BE COOL TOO! FOR ONCE IN STYLE? NOVEL THOUGHT!

MEAT FOR MY RED BASE!

CHAIN OF EVIDENCE IN CRIMINAL CASES!

IN MY CASE, THIS IS CRITICAL!

WHEN I WAS DEATHLY ILL, THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE, OR ALMOST DID, 10 HOURS, I CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR, BUT FOR, BEING IN NOWHERE LAND, AT THE WALLINGFORD, AND JUST BEFORE THAT, KAREN, AKA, ME, KAY????  GET ME KILLED GIRL?  YOU DESERVED EVERYTHING, I WRITE AND SAY ABOUT YOU, BITCH!!!!!!!!!  BUT KAREN, KEPT TRYING TO GET  ME TO GO GET MY SYMPTOMS TESTED, THINKING, I JUST HAD PNEUMONIA, REFUSING TO ADMIT, THAT, I GOT POISONED, OR WAS IN DENIAL, OR IN THE KNOW!

I ACTUALLY, THINK, SHE ORCHESTRATED, BOTH THE THANKSGIVING OR(DEA)L AT THE SEASTAR, AND, ALSO, THE FOLLOW UP, AT WILDE ROVER, IN KIRKLAND, A FEW DAYS LATER! 

NOW HERE IS THE PROBLEM, WITH, ME TAKING A TEST, DNA, OR BLOOD TEST, BECAUSE, ALL THOSE IN POWER, HAVE ACCESS, OR CAN ORDER, AN EXCHANGE OF SAMPLES, GIVING ME, PNEUMONIA, AND, GIVING HER, OR RACHEL, OR ONE OF THE GALS, MY SAMPLE WITH POISON IN MY SYSTEM!

I WOULD HAVE TO BABYSIT, THAT SAMPLE, 24/7 WITHOUT SLEEP.  BACK WHEN, I WAS PRACTICING, LAW IN UTAH, BEFORE, I HAD TO RUN FOR MY LIFE, THE ACLU CAME OUT WITH A STUDY, THAT SAID, 10% OF THE STATES' CRIME LABS, CHEATED, FOR THE PROSECUTION AND COPS, OR TAINTED THE EVIDENCE AGAINST THE DEFENDANT!!!!!!

AS A FORMER, STAFF ATTORNEY FOR THE CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, PROSECUTION COUNCIL, IN THE AG'S OFFICE, WE ALL HAD, TO TAKE, A SAMPLE OF OUR DNA, BE FINGERPRINTED, ACTUALLY, BOTH TO TAKE THE BAR EXAM, FINGERPRINTED, AND, FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE STATE, DNA . . . BUT, THE COPS, PROSECUTORS, AND TOP COPS, ALL KNOW THAT, AND PROBABLY LONG, EXCHANGED, BOTH MY FINGERPRINTS AND DNA, TO REFLECT, THEIR, DEA, BUSHIE, CHOICE OF ME'S, THAT EXPANDED, WITH NOBODY CHECKING OR VERIFYING, AND ME WITHOUT, MY MONEY, TITLES, AND CONNECTIONS!

BUT I WILL SAY WITH, ALL FAIRNESS, THAT, ON ONE OF MY CASES, THE BCI, BUREAU OF CRIME INVESTIGATION, BECAUSE OF MY WORK, AND PRESENTATIONS ON ANGER MANAGEMENT, FREE, TO THE COPS, LET ME, AS, A CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR LAB, ON TESTING, DNA, OF ONE OF MY CLIENTS, THAT I WAS DEFENDING FREE!

BACK THEN, IT COST, $1,000 AND TOOK ABOUT A MONTH, TO 6 WEEKS TO GET THE RESULTS!  I THINK WE HELD THE TRIAL, BEFORE WE EVER GOT THE RESULTS!

I SAVED MY CLIENT, 45 YEARS IN THE PEN, AND GOT HIM, 3 YEARS PROBATION!

I AM GRATEFUL THE STATE CRIME LAB WAS WILLING TO HELP, AND, DO SO FOR, A CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY!

KISSES TO UTAH, BCI!

I WROTE LAST, WEEK ABOUT, THIS CASE, THAT, WAS OVERTURNED, A MURDER RAP, BECAUSE THE JUDGE, AND APPEALS ARE, AS A RESULT OF THE JUDGE'S ERRORS, OR SOMETHING CONNECTED TO THE CASE, OR THE RULING ON THE CASE, OR NEW EVIDENCE FOR A NEW TRIAL . . . BUT, THE JUDGE, CALLED, DNA, DIRECT EVIDENCE, RATHER THAN, CIRCUMSTANTIAL.

I ALWAYS, FIGURED, DNA, WAS PRETTY CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE, THEREFORE, DIRECT?

BUT IN LIGHT OF WHAT I JUST WROTE ON THE "CHAIN OF EVIDENCE" YOU CAN SEE, THAT, IT JUST MIGHT HAVE BEEN, EXCHANGE, TAMPERED WITH, OR, WRONG ALL TOGETHER!

GENERALLY EXPERTS HAVE TO BE QUALIFIED, TO TESTIFY, TO THE "PURITY" OF THE "CHAIN OF EVIDENCE" OR THE KEEPERS OF THE EVIDENCE, BUT THAT CAN, IN MY CASE BE SUSPECT TOO!!!!!

THAT IS A GOOD REASON, TO LEGAL DECLARE, DNA, "CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE!"  IT IS NOT INCONCLUSIVE OR CONCLUSIVE THAT IT WAS ALL  HANDLED, RIGHT, NOT TAINTED, OR CORRUPTED!

EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE RIGHT?

I WOULD HOPE NOT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T SIT RIGHT THERE, AND WATCH, EVERY SECOND, WHERE THAT TEST AND SAMPLE HAS BEEN, YOURSELF, BECAUSE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF WHO YOU ARE (DEA)LING WITH, SOMEONE WHO MIGHT HAVE AN IN WITH THE COPS, THAT CAN, CALL SHOTS THAT ARE NOT LEGAL OR TRUE, AND COMPROMISES THE EVIDENCE, THEN, YOU ARE ACTUALLY, BETTER TO REFUSE THE SAMPLE OR TEST THAT CAN FUCK YOU OUT OF, EVEN YOUR OWN, IDENTITY!

THE LAW IS REALLY, RATIONAL, BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR, AND WHAT TO GUARD AGAINST!

CRIMINAL LAW CAN BE PARTICULARLY, COMPLICATED AND COMPLEX, WITH MANY FACETS TO THE "INS AND OUTS" OF IT, WITH, COMPONENT PARTS, THAT YOU CAN'T SEE, FAR BEYOND THE LAW AND TRIAL ITSELF!

WISE AS A SERPENT, GENTLE AS A DOVE!

BE SMART.

TAKE HEART.

DNA IS 23 CHROMOSOMES FROM EACH PARENT!  THE COMBO WILL DETERMINE, YOUR HEIGHT, HAIR AND EYE COLOR, EVEN, I HAVE HEARD, YOUR PERSONALITY, FROM SUNNY TO MOODY!
SIS, RACHEL, 7 YEARS YOUNGER, IS BLOND, BLUE-EYED, CHEERY PERSONALITY, BUT SHE IS, FOUR INCHES TALLER THAN I AM!

IN ONE TRUE CRIME, EPISODE, ONE BROTHER WAS A RAPIST, AND, I THINK HE PROGRESSED TO BEING A KILLER TOO, AND, THE CRIME REPORTERS, SAID THAT BOTH BROTHERS, HAD THE SAME DNA?
DON'T THINK THAT IS POSSIBLE? UNLESS YOU ARE "IDENTICAL TWINS!"  SOMEONE MAY WANT TO CLAIM YOU ARE, TWINS, SHARING DNA, TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER AND BILLIONS!

VERIFY. VERIFY. VERIFY.
IF SOMEONE STANDS TO MAKE BILLIONS, AND THE TESTS ARE UNRELIABLE, THERE IS ROOM FOR ERROR AND MURDER!

TOMORROW IF I AM ALIVE, I WILL DO SOME CASES, BRIEF AND COMMENT, FOR YOU!

HAVE A GREAT DAY! 

P.S., CONGRATS TO PRINCE HARRY AND MERKEL, HIS WIFE, GAVE UP THEIR ROYAL TITLES, AND ARE PAYING BACK THE CROWN, $3.5 MILLION, THE TAX PAYERS, PAID TO FIX UP THEIR MANSION OR PALACE!

I HEARD, THEY WERE GOING TO CANADA, TO RAISE THEIR CHILDREN, IN A MORE NORMAL LIFE!

PRINCESS DIANA'S TITLE, FAV. WAS, "THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS!"

GREAT MOVE!
KISSES. HUGS. LOVES!

BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!
STRIKING!