FLAVOR FULL OF SPICY! GRAVE DIGGERS. MUSCLE MUSTANG. STALLION SMOOTIE. GOAT OFFAL. AS GOOD AS IT GETS. THE SNACKS YOUR TASTE BUDS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. UNPLUGGED SEATTLE SEAHAWKS. WEARING GREEN. NOTHING BEATS GATORADE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? MEAN GREEN KILLING MACHINE! FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING. HAWKS, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF FIRST REFUSAL, OVER THE RAMS. YOU DETERMINE WHICH TEAM I WILL BE TRASH TALKING, TOMORROW IN MY BLOG! LOL. CONSIDER THIS AN "IMPLIED CONTRACT." AS LONG AS YOU WIN, THIS BAD ASS, CAN TRASH THE RAMS, BUT, YOU FUCK THIS UP, GUESS WHO IS ON THE WORD ASSASSIN'S HIT LIST? YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT THIS! JUST DOIN' MY PART TO HELP YOU, ROLL IT ON IN! THIS IS CALLED TOUGH LOVE OR AVERSION THERAPY. SMILE. ONE MORE NIGHT. JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE NIGHT . . . THAT WILL BE DIFFERENT STORY AFTER TONIGHT. ONE GAME AT A TIME! WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER, STAND A LITTLE TALLER! S.E.A.H.A.W.K.S. GO SEAHAWKS! GOOD LUCK. KISSES. OH, THIS IS FROM THE "HAWK'S NEST"--THAT MIRACLE OF ENGINEERING . . . MY FRIEND JULIE, A DIE HARD SEAHAWK'S FAN FOR LIFE, WITH YOU WIN OR LOSE, IS TAKING THREE HOURS TODAY TO GET HER HAIR, THAT IS DOWN TO HER WAIST, READY FOR THE GAME, SPORTING, IT IN A GREEN & BLUE STRIPES, IN A STAND UP MOHAWK! FUN. FUN. FUN! JULIE IS MY SECRET WEAPON OF INSIGHTS INTO THE TEAM HISTORY AND ALWAYS BRINGS THE SEATTLE TIMES "EXTRA" SPORTS PAGE FOR ME TO READ! MR. MOHAWKS TAUGHT JULIE HOW TO DO HER HAIR, BUT, HE FATHER, ALWAYS TOOK HER TO THE SEAHAWK'S GAMES IN THE OLD COLOSSIUM, THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME IN THE CENTURY LINK ARENA! NOW IT IS HIS DAUGHTER'S TURN TO TAKE HIM. THAT BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, ALL-AMERICAN GIRL! HER DAD WANTED A BOY, SO DID MINE! I DON'T THINK SHE HAS BROTHERS, BUT I AM FAR MORE INTO SPORTS THAN EITHER ONE OF MY BROTHERS, IF THEY EVER WERE, INTO SPORTS! NICE TO HAVE A DOUBUILT! GOTTA LOVE THIS AMERICAN RIDE! HOWEVER, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS AMISS, RIGHT NOW IN OUR COUNTRY. IF YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS, OR READING MY BLOG OF LATE, YOU KNOW, THAT TRUMP AND ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, WERE CAUGHT, RED-HANDED, WITHHOLDING MILITARY AID TO THE UKRAINE IN EXCHANGE FOR DIRT ON FORMER, V.P., AND POLITICAL RIVAL, JOE BIDEN AND SON! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, ALL UNDER THE AUSPICE, AS A COVER-UP, FOR FIGHTING CORRUPTION? CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, OR RATHER A LAME EXCUSE TO COVER, TRUMP'S OWN CORRUPTION! TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, HIS ATTORNEYS, SHOCKED AT WHAT HE DID, MAKING AN OFFER, THAT THE UKRAINE, COULD NOT REFUSE, WITH RUSSIA BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECKS, ALREADY STEALING CRIMEA, TOOK THE POLITICALLY, SECRET, CONVERSATION, AND, REQUEST OF A "FAVOR" AND CORRUPTED OUR TOP NATIONAL SECURITY CODING SYSTEM, SAVED, FOR THE MOST SENSITIVE, MATERIAL, LIKE TAKING DOWN, OSAMA BIN LADEN! TO COMPLICATE THE CORRUPTION, TRUMP ACTED THE MOB BOSS, AND DIRTIED ALL HIS KEY PLAYERS, FROM V.P. PENCE, ALLEGEDLY THE CHOIR BOY, SECRETARY OF STATE, POMPEO, WHO LIED TWICE, TO NEWS REPORTERS ABOUT, HIM BEING ON THE LINE WHEN, THE PRESIDENT CALLED AND MADE THE OFFER OR REQUEST FOR A FAVOR, ALONG WITH, AT LEAST 10 OTHER, TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS! TRUMP LOYALISTS AND AIDS, ARE, SQUARING OFF AGAINST, V.P., PENCE'S, LOYALISTS AND AID, WITH BOTH POINTING THE FINGER AT THE OTHER TEAM! SO WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE US NOW? GOING FULL CIRCLE, RIGHT BACK TO PUTIN AND HIS MEN, JOKING, AND MAKING FUN OF AMERICA, OUR DEMOCRACY, AND THE PRESIDENT TRYING TO DELIVER THE GOODS TO TEAM RUSSIA! WE ARE WEAKER, IN NATIONAL SECURITY, WITH SURE EVIDENCE, OF THE ONE WORLD ORDER, TRUMP AND PUTIN, TOGETHER ARE TRYING TO BRING INTO FRUITION, WITH TRUMP, TURNING TO, AUSTRIA, ITALY, AUSTRALIA, AND NOW CHINA FOR OPPOSITION RESEARCH ON FORMER, V.P., JOE BIDEN, WHILE SENDING, OH, THE ONE I LEFT OUT, OUR U.S. AG, WHO IS GLOBE TROTTING, TRYING TO RECREATE THE SCENARIO OF WHAT PROMPTED THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION, LOOKING INTO OUR CIA AND FBI AND OTHER, INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY LEADERS, ALL 17 WHO REPORTED THE RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE, BACK IN MARCH OF 2016, WITH THE PRESIDENT, BEING PARTIAL TO OTHER COUNTRIES FOR HIS INTEL, RATHER THAN TRUSTING AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE. GOD BLESS THIS MESS. LAST NIGHT, RACHEL MADDOW, WAS ONE-ON-ONE, WITH, THE OBJECT OF THE COLLUSION OR CONSPIRACY, BETWEEN, TRUMP AND PUTIN, HILLARY CLINTON, LOOKING, BRIGHT, REFRESHED AND VINDICATED! LOL. COMMENTING LIKE THE SAVVY, SEASONED, EXPERIENCED, PUBLIC SERVANT, AND POLITICIAN SHE IS . . . I WOULD BE GLOATING, BIG TIME, AND TRASH TALKING THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS! SHE HAS MORE CONSTRAINT AND CLASS THAN I HAVE, SO I WILL DO IT FOR HER! LOL. CLINTON, WHO SAW HER OWN, HUSBAND, GO THROUGH THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS, FOR, SOOOO MUCH, LESS, A LITTLE SPOT ON A BLUE DRESS, THEN, LYING ABOUT IT, AS IN THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE WORD, "IS" MEANS! CLASS IS CLASS, NO MATTER, WHAT YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER DOES OR DOESN'T DO, THAT IS BILL'S WEAKNESS, NOT HILLARY'S! BUT SHE USED, DIGNIFIED, WORDS, AND STATEMENTS, LIKE, THIS IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR NORMAL FOREIGN POLICY, IF TRUMP EVER HAD A FOREIGN POLICY STRATEGY TO BEGIN WITH, OTHER THAN, THUGGISH, BULLYING, BEHAVIOR, ON A COUNTRY, WHO IS VALUABLE TO THE UNITED STATES, BUT NO SO MUCH, TO TRUMP PERSONALLY, AS THEIR ENEMY IS, RUSSIA! THE UNITED STATES ON THE OTHER HAND, IS MUCH, MORE, INVOLVED AND, FOR GOOD REASON WITH THE UKRAINE, AND INTERESTED, IN THEIR, PROTECTION AND WELFARE AGAINST RUSSIAN, BEING PRO-WESTERN ALLIANCE, AND NATO MEMBER POSSIBILITIES, PLUS BEING PRO-DEMOCRACY! IN OTHER WORD, THEY ARE AMERICA'S FRIEND, AND RUSSIA IS TRUMP'S FRIEND. TRUMP DOESN'T QUIT GET, WHAT, TREASON MEANS, SEEING HIMSELF AND AMERICA, AS ONE IN THE SAME ENTITY, THINKING, WHAT IS GOOD FOR TRUMP, IS THEREFORE, GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY? BUT HE IS CALLING, CHAIR OF THE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, ADAM SCHIFF, TREASONOUS. WHO IS GIVING AID AND COMFORT TO THE ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES, MR. PRESIDENT? SURE AS SHIT, NOT, ADAM SCHIFF, TRYING TO PROTECT, OR NATIONAL SECURITY, THE PURITY OF OUR ELECTIONS, AND MAKE SURE, OUR PRESIDENT, DOESN'T HARM AMERICA, IN HIS GLUTTONY FOR, MAINTAINING, THE POWERS OF THE PRESIDENCY, FOR H IS OWN, AND HIS CRONIES, PERSONAL, ENRICHMENT! THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT? LAST NIGHT, I ASKED MY FRIEND, WHO MIGRATED FROM CHINA, HER FATHER, BEING PART OF THE RESISTANCE TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY, AND PROFESSOR, WITH HER FAMILY PAYING DEARLY FOR THEIR QUEST FOR FREEDOM IN CHINA, AND AS CHRISTIANS, SEEKING RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS, IN THEIR COUNTRY TOO--I ASKED HER WHAT, HER CHINESE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THOUGHT OF THE IMPEACHMENT OF TRUMP? I LOVED HER ANSWER, SHE SAID, THEY ARE NOT TAKING SIDES, BECAUSE, THEY DON[T WANT TO GET, SHOOTED! LOL. THEY MUST BE READING MY BLOG, WHEN, I SAID, TRUMP BASE IS, "GUNS AND BOOZE" MEN WHO DON'T HAVE COLLEGE DEGREES! LOL. SHE SAID, THEY JUST LOOK AT IT AS "ENTERTAINMENT!" LOL. I SAID, WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR NEWS ON AMERICAN POLITICS? FROM SOCIAL MEDIA. LOL. MAKE SENSE, THEIR REACTION. WORLDWIDE. TRUE WORLD FOOD! LOL. GREAT, THEY GET MY TAKE ON THE WORLD, AND MSNBC, WE FUNCTION, AS ONE, IS THE NUMBER ONE CABLE NEWS OUTFIT IN THE WORLD TOO! PERFECT. SHE SAID, IT IS REAL EASY IN CHINA TO BECOME FAMOUS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND REAL EASY TO BE TAKEN DOWN WITH SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU BE A RISING STAR, AND, THE GOVERNMENT, WONDERS WHO IS THIS RISING STAR? THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN AS FAST AS YOU RISE! HELLO! THANK GOD, I WAS MAKING SO MUCH, MONEY, IN AN OFFER, THEY COULDN'T REFUSE! I TOOK THE POWER, AND THEY TOOK THE MONEY, UNTIL THEY REALIZED, THAT THE MONEY COULD ONLY GET THEM SO FAR! IT IS, NEWSFLASH, VOTES THAT WIN ELECTIONS, MR. PRESIDENT, NOT HAVING, A WAR CHEST OF $150 MILLION DOLLARS THIS TERM. SICK ABOUT HEALTHCARE? VOTE. WORRIED ABOUT THE CLIMATE CHANGES? VOTE! CAN'T STAND THE TRUMP POLICY ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER, TAKING AWAY, KIDS FROM PARENTS, AND STOPPING, ASYLUM SEEKERS, WITH MOATS, STOCKED WITH ALLIGATORS AND SNAKES? VOTE! HATE TRUMP'S DEALINGS WITH FOREIGN DICTATORS, BEHIND AMERICAN, FREE PRESS BACK, OR NOT EVEN INVITED TO THE PARTY, WE ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT? VOTE! HATE ALL THE MONEY, THE CONSTITUTIONAL "EMOLUMENTS" CLAUSE, VIOLATIONS OF THE TRUMP FAMILY? VOTE! CAN'T STAND THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM TAX RELIEF FOR THE RICH? VOTE! YOU GOT THE IDEA. THAT WAR CHEST WILL ALL END, IF TRUMP IS IMPEACHED ANYWAY! IN ONE WEEK, THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS, SUPPORTING THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY, HAS JUMPED FROM, LIKE 35% TO 45% AND IN SOME POLLS, TO 55%! SHORT TIMER, THAT TRUMP! WE CAN'T, SACRIFICE AMERICA, FOR THE TRJMPS! FUCK NO! ARE YOU WILLING TO WATCH THE ONE WORLD ORDER ROLL OUT, RATHER THAN THE SEAHAWKS, ROLLING INTO THE SUPER BOWL? KISS YOUR AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE, GOOD BYE! THIS IS THE "HOSTILE TAKEOVER" OF AMERICA! MARK MY WORDS! WHY DO YOU THINK THE PRESIDENT AND ALL HIS MEN, HAVE HAD, HITS OUT ON ME FOR HIS ENTIRE, TENURE AS PRESIDENT? LIKE ALL DICTATORS, THEY BELIEVE IT IS FINE TO KILL ME, YOU TOO! WITH TRUMP, GET USED TO THIS SHIT! NOW FOR SOME LOCAL FUN, BEFORE, I GET SICK AND VOMIT, MY TRUMP GOLDFISH!

FUN. SAFE. TINY-TOT, HALLOWEEN FUN, REALLY FOR EVERYONE . . . KELSEY CREEK CENTER, IN BELLEVUE IS HAVING A "MERCHANT'S TRICK OR TREAT" EARLY ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT, FROM 3 TO 6 PM!

THIS IS A GREAT WAY FOR THE LITTLE ONES TO HAVE FUN, GET CANDY, AND, SHOW OFF THOSE CUTER, THAN CUTE, COSTUMES!

THEN GET TO BED ON TIME, SO MOM AND DAD, CAN HAVE SOME HALLOWEEN FUN OF THEIR OWN!

OLDER KIDS ARE INVITED TOO!  BUT DON'T HOG ALL THE CANDY!

LOL.

THIS MORNING, ON MSNBC, THERE WERE TWO GREAT, GEICO COMMERCIALS, ALL IN THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN OR ALL HALLOWS EVE! (1) TWO GIRLS, WHO ADVERTISED FOR A ROOMMATE, AND GOT, A WITCH, WHO, IS COOKING UP A POTION, TO TURN, HER, NEW ROOMMIES INTO CATS, BATS, ETC.!

OH, MY PRETTIES!

(2) A COUPLE, MOM AND DAD, AFTER TRICK-R-TREATING, AT KELSEY CREEK CENTER, TINY TOTS, IN BED, AND ENJOYING A SCARY MOVIE OR TWO, CUDDLE UP FOR COMFORT AND PROTECTION, FROM MONSTERS, KILLERS AND, THRILLERS, CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST, KEEPS, INTERRUPTING, THE SPOOKY FUN!

BOTH WILL GET YOU IN THE HALLOWEEN, SPIRIT!

MCDONALD'S CROSSROADS, ALL DECKED OUT IN ALL HALLOW'S EVE FEAR!

"HELP" WITH BLOODY HANDS, ALL OVER THE WALLS!

ALL THE HAUNTED HOUSES IN THE AREA ARE NOW OPEN!

SO FUN!

HOT APPLE CIDER. FOOTBALL. HALLOWEEN!

WHAT COULD BE COOLER?

NOTHING.

GO HAWKS!

NOTHING BEATS GATORADE!

PROLOGIX . . . "I CAN'T FLY. I CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT YOU!

I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY OWN BABY!

YOU ARE MAGICAL.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

I LOVE YOU!

YOU FILL ME UP.

YOU GIVE ME LOVE.

YOU'RE ALL I'VE GOT . . . YOUR ALL THE TEAM I EVER NEED!

LISTENED TO THE RADIO SHOW, "THE MEN'S ROOM" . . . I HEARD ABOUT THE SEATTLE MASSACRE!  I HAVE TO CHECK INTO THE BOYZ CLUB, TO SEE WHAT MEN ARE UP TO AND WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.  YESTERDAY, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, BEING ON TV WHEN, YOU DIDN'T KNOW OR THINK YOU WOULD.

MOST OF THE MALE CALLERS, CALLED IN ABOUT PEOPLE THEY KNEW WHO WERE, KILLERS!

CHICKS, IF YOUR OLD, OBSESSED, BOYFRIEND, WANTS TO MEET YOU AT A PARK TO DISCUSS THINGS AFTER YOU HAVE LEFT HIM?  DON'T DO IT!  YOU MIGHT BE HAVING YOUR OWN, PERSONAL HALLOWEEN, PARTY WITH JASON!

ONE CALLER, SAID, HE KNEW, THE DUDE, WHO WANTED TO MEET HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND IN THE PARK, AND HE LOST IT, SNAPPED, AND BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT AS SHE TRIED TO LEAVE HIM AGAIN!

IF THAT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, HE AND HIS FRIENDS, WHO WERE THERE, DECIDED, TO COVER UP THE MURDER, THEY SHOULD GO OVER TO HER PARENT'S HOME, WHERE THEY KILLED HER PARENTS, AND HER TWO LITTLE SIBLINGS!

THE CALLER, SAID THAT THIS FRIEND WAS A REAL SQUARED AROUND DUDE, BUT HE JUST, LOST IT AND WENT NUTS ON HIS EX!

WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

I HAVE SEEN THIS GO BOTH WAYS, IN TRUE CRIME SHOWS!

PEOPLE LOSE IT WHEN THEY LOSE SOMEONE, THEY LOVED OR CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT!

SCARY SHIT.

ANOTHER CALLER, SAID, ABOUT TWO YEARS AFTER, HE WORKED WITH THIS GUY, WHO WORKED IN THE PHOTOGRAPHY DEPARTMENT, MAYBE AT A BARTELLS OR WALGREENS, OR WALMART, THE NEWS CAME ON ONE NIGHT, AND THIS DUDE, THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT, BACK THEN, WAS A CREEP, SHOWED UP AS HAVING KILLED, SOMEONE!

WE ARE ALL CAPABLE!

NO ONE SHOULD BE THAT CRITICAL TO YOUR LIFE, THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO KILL THEM OR GO TO PRISON YOURSELF, IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!

SOME REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES, TO START OCTOBER OUT WITH!

SCREAAAAMMMMMM!