THE ULTIMATE BLACK FRIDAY. TOYS FOR TOTS. KOPTIK. WORKING WAR ROOM. FOUR CATS CAFE. LOL. WARRIOR STAND-UP COMEDY. NOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH A SON-OF-A-BITCH! LOL. HEARTBREAKER. SOUL SHAKER. I'VE HEARD OF YOU. RED HOT MAMA. BIG TIME CHARMER. HOW DID I KNOW THIS COULD BE MY FATE? LOL. DON'T FALL IN LOVE. SHE'S A ONE OF A KIND. SHE'S A BEAUTY. HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE NOT A BOUNTY HUNTER? IF YOU DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE--THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY FATE! LOL. NOW YOU'RE DEALING HO CARES RIGHT? WRONG. ALL THE SUDDEN, SOME, YOUNGER BLOND, WEARING A LIGHT BLUE SWEATER OVER A WHITE BLOUSE, LEVI'S AND NO MAKE-UP, GETS RIGHT IN MY FACE, PULLS THIS REAL UGLY MEAN LOOK, AND REACHES OVER AND GRAWITH A SON-OF-A-BITCH! LOL. BLUE MOON. DAIRY FARMER FROM KANSAS. LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY . . . ON A STAR-SPANGLED RODEO! TWO FLASH DREAMS LAST NIGHT: (1) MAYBE HAVING TO DO WITH THAT BEAR ATTACK OR MAYBE THE WITCHE'S DOING HUMAN SACRIFICES IN THE "MACHIAVELLI COVENANT" . . . BUT I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS, AND THERE WERE SOME OAK TREES DOWN ON THE GROUND, WITH WHAT APPEARED TO BE TRACES OF BLOOD ON THEM--RIGHT NEAR A SPOT THAT LOOKED, LIKE A KIND OF BOWL IN THE CROSS OF THE TREES. AS I GOT CLOSER TO THE TREES, THERE WAS A FAINT AMOUNT OF BLOOD. BUT WALKING FURTHER, THERE WAS A STANDING TREE, WITH A TON OF BLOOD ON THE BARK OF THE TREE? FAMILY TREE? IF YOU GO FURTHER? SHE'S A LOT LIKE ME . . . THE DANGEROUS TYPE. I HAVE SOME SUSPICIONS AS TO WHOM MY CHILDREN MIGHT BE. ALL BRANDS. (2) IN THIS NEXT DREAM THERE WAS A GALLON OF MILK JUST SITTING OUT ON THIS COUNTER, APPEARING TO BE OUTSIDE, AND SOME TYPE OF STAND--DRIVE-THRU WINDOW FOR A GROCERY OR GAS STATION, MAYBE? I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE, SO I PICKED UP THE GALLON OF MILK, ASSUMING THAT IT EITHER HAD BEEN LEFT, OR FORGOTTEN OR ABANDONED? I HAVE BEEN DRINKING MILK AGAIN, SO, WHY NOT. WBS, THE GALLON OF MILK OUT OF MY HAND. THAT IS MINE, SHE SAID. WHO KNEW? NOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH A SON-OF-A-BITCH? I'M SINGLE. IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING A RING, AND FLIRTING WITH ME, WHO KNOWS? CHICK WAS PISSED AND STORMED OFF! HANDS OFF MARRIED GUYS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE, BUT I DID GET A FEELING. U-DASH. DAMN RIGHT. IF YOU ARE INTO A CHANGE--MAKE IT. I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. OPEN RANGE. PLAYERS MEET PLAYERS. ALPHA FEMALES ARE MORE RARE THAN ALPHA MALES--IN HIGH DEMAND THESE DAYS. DADDY DAZE. HOW DID I KNOW? CONSPIRACY. WHERE THE STARS & STRIPES, AND THE EAGLES FLY. NEWEST AMERICAN--BILLY IDOL! MAKES ME PROUD OF CHRIS & KAT--MY BULGARIAN DAUGHTER-IN-LAW, DID CITIZENSHIP UP RIGHT. 7 YEARS, SEVERAL TRIPS TO INS OFFICES IN CALIFORNIA AND ABOUT $7,000. SHE IS A PROUD AMERICAN--I'M GLAD TO HAVE HER AS AN AMERICAN TOO! WHERE DID THE CARAVAN GO? I HEARD ON THE NEWS, THAT, SOME PEOPLE HAVE MADE IT TO NOGALAS OR TIAJUANA . . . THE MILITARY IS AT THE BORDER TO PROTECT BORDER PATROL, BACKING THEM UP, COSTING TAX PAYERS $200 MILLION FOR THIS ELUSIVE "CARAVAN OF INVADERS" . . . THE REST OF THE CREW ARE STILL 1,350 MILES AWAY. MISSING THANKSGIVING FOR WHAT? MILITARY IS NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS NO JURISDICTION OR POWER DOWN AT THE BORDER! LET BORDER PATROL WHO ARE TRAINED, DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS! POINTS OF INTEREST. MONTANA FIREFIGHTERS HEADED TO THE CALIFORNIA FIRES, WITH PLANES AND PILOTS AND FIRE RETARDANT . . . CALIFORNIA FIREFIGHTERS SAY, MONTANA IS THE BEST! FIGHTING IN SIMILAR TERRAIN, DOING A GREAT JOB! EAT YOUR HEART OUT, UTAH FIREFFIGHTERS! JAB MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, WHO HAS DONE EVERYTHING FROM WILD LANDS FIREFIGHTING, TO HOT SHOT, TO NOW, TAKING CARE OF THE FIREFIGHTERS, HAVING BEEN IN BOTH DISPATCH AND NOW OVER THEIR SUPPLIES AND MAKING SURE THEY GET EVERYTHING THEY NEED WHILE FIGHTING FIRES, WHETHER IN THE ARIZONA STRIP OR IN THE BIGGEST FIRES ACROSS THE COUNTRY! PROUD MAMA--RED HOT MAMA DAUGHTER! THE DANGEROUS TYPE. WITH WORLD WAR I CELEBRATION JUST OVER--MONTANA SHINED IN THAT TOO--OVER REPRESENTATION OF MEN JOINING THE WAR, COPPER COMING FROM BUTTE, NURSES IN HOT DEMAND AND DEMAND MET, THERE WAS ALSO SOMETHING ELSE THAT THEY SENT--I THINK SOME BULLET MAKING COMPANY, SUPPLIED TONS OF BULLETS FOR THE WAR EFFORTS! MONTANA MACHINERY AT WORK! TALKING ABOUT BOUNTY HUNTERS--AFTER SOME DUDE AND HIS CREW, BROKE DOWN DOORS, AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF SOME MAN, HIS WIFE, AND YOUNG DAUGHTER, WAKING UP WITH 5 OTHER DUDES IN THEIR BEDROOM, TO COLLECT ON WHAT WAS IT, $115! THE MONTANA LEGISLATURE IS GOING TO PASS SOME NEW LAWS, TO CONTROL THE OUT OF CONTROL, WITH NO LAWS FOR RULES, BOUNTY HUNTERS! KENNEDY? LOL. SERIOUSLY, THESE GUYS ARE NOT COPS, NOT TRAINED, AND THEY ARE JUST DOING WHATEVER IN THE FUCK THEY WANT, USING TV MODELS, LIKE DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER AND HIS BUSTY WIFE, AS MODELS . . . ALL I SEE AS AN ATTORNEY, #2 IN THE NATION FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, IS LAWSUIT, LAWSUIT, LAWSUIT, VIOLATION OF FEDERAL STATUTORY AND CONSTITUTIONAL CIVIL LIBERTIES, BY, WORSE THAN, OFFICIALS ACTING UNDER COLOR OF LAW . . . AT LEAST THEY HAVE SOME POLICY AND PROCEDURES TO FOLLOW . . . BUT LOOSE CANNONS OUT DOING WHATEVER? SHIT! I AM SURPRISED THAT, THEY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THIS SHIT THIS LONG!? WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? I AM STRIKING BLANKS . . . BETTER PULL OUT SOME NOTES I TOOK, HERE AT THE U OF ME, LAW SCHOOL--SOME PRETTY HOT LAW STUDENTS. WHO KNEW? THANKSGIVING IS KIND OF THE DO OR DIE PERIOD, WHERE LAZY MESSING AROUND, AND PLAYING, STOPS, AND SOME SERIOUS, LAW SCHOOL STUDY TIMES STARTS TO TAKE PLACE! I ATE TWO OF THE THREE LAW SCHOOL THANKSGIVING DINNERS, AT THE COUGAR EAT, AT BYU STUDENT UNION BUILDING! THE OTHER WITH A BOYFRIEND, AT RUBY'S LODGE, AT BRYCE CANYON! GREAT DINNER BY THE WAY! ALL MY KIDS LIKE TO COOK. I COULD NEVER TALK THEM INTO SPENDING, THANKSGIVING AT BRYCE CANYON, WITH ME BUYING THANKSGIVING DINNER? I'VE NEVER COOKED ONE, SO? THAT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO. DAUGHTER, NICOLE IS HAVING THE HONORS AT HER HOUSE THIS YEAR. THERE IS A GREAT COMMERCIAL, TWO FRIENDS ARE TALKING OUT BY THE POOL, AND ONE IS TELLING THE OTHER ONE, HOW SHE BOOKED, HER TWO COUSINS, AT THIS HOTEL, HER UNCLE, AT THIS ONE, AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY, AT SOME OTHER PLACE . . . HER FRIEND, SAID, I THOUGHT, THANKSGIVING WAS IN SOMEPLACE . . . OH, IT IS . . . I HOPE THE FAMILY IS HAVING FUN! LOL. SO ME. LAW SCHOOL BROKE ME OF ALL KINDS OF TRADITIONS. FOR GOOD OR FOR BAD--I'M JUST NOT THAT SENTIMENTAL OR TRADITIONAL. GUESS YOU GUESSED THAT! SMILE. HAVE FUN KIDS! SERENDIPITY OR KISMET? NOW, I'M DEALING WITH A SON-OF-A-BITCH! LOL. BACK TO THE WAR ROOM! NEVER COUNTED ON SOMEONE LIKE ME! I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF MOTHER. DON'T NEED ANY HUMAN SACRIFICES OR BLOOD SPLATTERED TREES LEFT ON MY FAMILY TREE! SISTERS WHO DON'T CARE--SHARE! MY KIDS KNOW ME. LOVE YA! OH, I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT--THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE NEW FRESHMAN CLASS IN CONGRESS. JUST LIKE THE ARTICLE I WROTE BACK IN 2009, AFTER, SARAH PALIN HAD QUIT BEING GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, HILLARY CLINTON HAD JUST BEEN SWORN INTO BEING SECRETARY OF STATE, AFTER PERFECT CONFIRMATION HEARINGS IN THE SENATE, AND JUSTICE SONJA SOTOMAYOR, ALSO SURVIVED, 3 DAYS OF SENATE JUDICIARY GRILLING, BEFORE SHE WAS CONFIRMED . . . I WROTE AN ARTICLE, ABOUT THE WOMEN, DEMOCRATS SUPPORT VS. THE WOMEN, REPUBLICAN SUPPORT. NOW THE FRESHMAN CLASS OF 2018 OR 2019 WHEN THEY OFFICIALLY TAKE CHARGE OF THEIR DUTIES, FOR THE DEMOCRATS, IN THEIR OFFICIAL PHOTO OUT IN FRONT OF THE CAPITOL BUILDING WHERE THEY WILL BE SPENDING TONS OF TIME, THERE ARE ALL COLORS OF PEOPLE, AND ABOUT 41% OF THE PICTURE IS FEMALE! YEAH, ABOUT A 100+ NEW DEMOCRATS WHO NOW CONTROL THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES! THE NEW FACE OF POLITICS, REFLECTS WE THE PEOPLE, THAT THEY NOW REPRESENT! HOWEVER, SARAH PALIN, APPEARS TO BE THE LAST FEMALE, THE GOP REPRESENTED OR SUPPORTED IN ANYTHING. WHERE IS SARAH PALIN THESE DAYS? MONTANA? SMILE. THE REPUBLICAN FRESHMAN CLASS, APPEARS TO BE EXACTLY, LIKE THE OLD DOGS, ALL WHITE, MALE, MEN--SURELY ALL BIGOTS! SCREAM. WHEN ARE REPUBLICAN WOMEN GOING TO LEARN, THAT, MEN, JUST ARE NOT THAT GOOD AT REPRESENTING FEMALE INTERESTS--HAVE YOU EVER SENT YOUR HUSBAND TO THE STORE FOR ANYTHING? SHIT . . . SOME ARE LUCKY TO KNOW THEIR OWN WIFE'S EYE COLOR! COME ON? THANK GOD, THE WHITE COLLEGE EDUCATED REPUBLICAN FEMALES, FOUND THE DOOR OUT OF THE PARTY AND TEAMED UP WITH THE DEMOCRATS THIS ELECTION, TO SEND THE MOST DIVERSE, COLORFUL, REPRESENTATIVE CONGRESS WE HAVE EVER HAD IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA! EVEN 4 MEMBERS OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY! WITH THE LARGEST WIN, SINCE, LIKE 1973 AFTER RICHARD NIXON WAS IMPEACHED FOR WATERGATE! WHEN THE SENATE SEATS COME UP FOR RE-ELECTION OR ELECTION, 1/3 OF THE SENATE EVERY TWO YEARS--FOR A 6 YEAR TERM, WE NEED TO BREAK THE GLASS CEILING IN THAT HOUSE OF CONGRESS TOO! WHAT ARE THERE, LIKE 6 FEMALES? ALL DEMOCRATS? NO, A FEW REPUBLICANS, BUT WE DO MAKE UP, OVER 50% OF THE ELECTORATE! COME ON, ALICE! NO JUSTICE. NO PEACE. SMILE. WELL, I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TO SAY. PRESDIENT TRUMP IS BROODING. THE MID-TERM LOSS IS FINALLY SINKING IN, AS IS THE THREAT OF CHARGES AGAINST DON JR. AND TRUMP ALLIES, IF NOT TRUMP HIMSELF . . . IT IS ALL ABOUT THE RULE OF LAW, NOT POPULARITY OR POLLS! JUST THE FACTS AND THE LAW, MAAM! SHORT DAY. JUST A FEW LOCAL THINGS . . .

LOCAL RADIO STATION, 100.1 SPONSORING THE "GORILLA TURKEY DRIVE" HAD 2,000 TURKEYS DONATED THE OTHER DAY, BY DECKER SOMETHING AND SOME OTHER COMPANY!  I WAS ON THE BUS AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GRAB NOTE PAPER AND PEN . . . CORPORATE AMERICA WITH A CONSCIENCE!

I LOVE IT!  KYSS!

DOMINOS PIZZA ALSO, PARTICIPATED, WHEN, PEOPLE ORDERED A PIZZA, THEY KICKED, SOME MONEY INTO THE TURKEY DRIVE FUND!  KISSES TOO!

NOW, I BELIEVE, THE RADIO PERSONALITIES, ARE IN STEVENSVILLE TODAY, SOMEWHERE . . . I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE, SO?  BUT PROBABLY A GROCERY STORE?  BUT, THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE . . . THESE BIG SHOT TURKEY GATHERS AND FAMOUS LOCALS, ARE HAVING A CONTEST, AND THE PERSON WHO GETS PEOPLE TO DONATE THE MOST FOR THE TURKEY DRIVE, GETS TO SMASH A CREAM PIE IN THE FACE OF ANOTHER RADIO PERSONALITY!

GIRL POWER!

SOME CHICK IS AHEAD AND HAS THE MALE, ANNOUNCER SHE MOST WANTS TO SMASH A CREAM PIE IN HIS FACE!

NOW, YOU'RE DEALING WITH A SON-OF-A BITCH!

LOL.

TURKEY FUN!

TURKEYS RUN!

TRUMP GETS TO PARDON A TURKEY THIS THANKSGIVING

BIRD OR PERSON?

SMILE.